🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

Falco himself keked at it yesterday, so I assume it’s fine

[dreamy hornet]

Yo I make parts for those
Military industrial complex pays out

[reef anchor]

I bet lol

[dreamy hornet]

If he tells me to stop I will, but I kinda like it

[swift scarab]

He’s probably cool with it, just don’t try to act like a mod when you aren’t

[dreamy hornet]

I wouldnt dream of it, it is funny when someone trips on it though

[dreamy hornet]

Look up john 3:36

[narrow briar]

lolwut, why are there two falcos

[dreamy hornet]

[reef anchor]

"Ohio shall die"

[uncut obsidian]

what

[narrow briar]

or rather should I ask, how many times did someone become Not Falco

[uncut obsidian]

he is literally not falco

[narrow briar]

because I certainly did

[swift scarab]

Which area in stalker would count as Ohio

Garbage?

[reef anchor]

I was making an amogus joke

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-gif-23983860

[solar obsidian]

dark valley

[rugged sedge]

Never going to Ohio

[swift scarab]

Makes sense

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-26013349

[vital summit]

Why are people green now?

[solar obsidian]

veganism

[broken topaz]

its not green

[somber warren]

finally

[broken topaz]

its piss coloured

[swift scarab]

Long story, blame Madirex

[somber warren]

someone who isn't colorblind

[uncut obsidian]

colorblind

[vital summit]

@uncut obsidian turn me green too

[broken topaz]

we see what we want to see

[uncut obsidian]

no

[vital summit]

But I want to be green

[somber warren]

well you are still not right

[swift scarab]

You do not choose the piss life, the piss life chooses you

[reef anchor]

You need to defeat another greenie glowie to get it

[vital summit]

@swift scarab lemme tell you som'

[somber warren]

Glowies

[slim osprey]

Fucking remove the piss color from me

[swift scarab]

I wonder if I can knife a poltergeist

[slim osprey]

You can

[rugged sedge]

Cori and piss, a tale as old as time

[swift scarab]

Average brainfart member

[reef anchor]

Spiiiiiiiin

[rugged sedge]

U

[narrow briar]

very much possible and very fun

[swift scarab]

Hmm

Can I fit a sledgehammer in my small knife slot

[rugged sedge]

No

[swift scarab]

Damn

[broken topaz]

Thats him thats what he sounds like

[swift scarab]

Hi Dave

[broken topaz]

but he's a penguin ???

[reef anchor]

Old but gold

[rugged sedge]

Ikr

[slim osprey]

Shut the fuck up you got a piss kink

[broken topaz]

[dreamy hornet]

I wanna ask
Is y'alls piss lime green

[broken topaz]

yes

sometimes

[slim osprey]

Sometimes it's red

[dreamy hornet]

All I got is normal color

[rugged sedge]

I piss blue

[swift scarab]

I drink water a lot, mine’s usually clear

[vital summit]

Turn me into a glowie or I will shit yourself

[broken topaz]

lets watch some cp together haha

[slim osprey]

Nah it's boring

[swift scarab]

Careful

[rugged sedge]

[somber warren]

bruh

[swift scarab]

Honestly

[somber warren]

honestly not funny

[broken topaz]

I already watched the anime anyway, wont rewatch it

[dreamy hornet]

Pee, cp, what arent you into

[broken topaz]

shut up

[somber warren]

incest

[dreamy hornet]

Genuine question

[somber warren]

don't forget incest

[broken topaz]

yea im not into incest

[dreamy hornet]

Oh yeah that too

But youre not against it

[broken topaz]

Im really into playing the hit mod GAMMA

[somber warren]

anyone got the screenshot of cori saying he wants to fuck his dad?

[rugged sedge]

Gigma male

[broken topaz]

i never said that

[somber warren]

you did

the notes don't lie

[broken topaz]

the notes lie

because you lie

[dreamy hornet]

I recall cori stating their dad was attractive

[somber warren]

its right here black on white

[rugged sedge]

Still in the rookie village?

[broken topaz]

No

[slim osprey]

I recall cori stating their dad has a massive penis

[broken topaz]

I DID NOT SAY THAT

[somber warren]

You did say your dad is hot tho

[rugged sedge]

I believe cropol

[dreamy hornet]

With your actions

[broken topaz]

I said he is objectively attractive

[rugged sedge]

Lies

[broken topaz]

for his age group

[slim osprey]

And you said he was hung

[somber warren]

incest

[slim osprey]

Like you saw him naked as a child

[rugged sedge]

Damn Oedipus calm down

[slim osprey]

I clearly remember

[broken topaz]

I dont remember that

[plucky void]

ew

[dreamy hornet]

Niche really likes this topic tbh

[somber warren]

i member it too

[broken topaz]

Wait did i tell the story about the 2006 World championship?

[slim osprey]

Don't call me Niche

[slim osprey]

Yes

[dreamy hornet]

Neitzche?

[plucky void]

you're niche

[broken topaz]

Nice

[slim osprey]

He ran up and down the street naked according to what you said

[broken topaz]

He did do that

true

[dreamy hornet]

[rugged sedge]

It's clearly "Daddy"

[slim osprey]

Click on my username, I have a name

[somber warren]

my dad jumped into the river after the 2006 championship

[broken topaz]

he's a man of his word

he bet we wouldnt lose to italy

we lost to italy

[dreamy hornet]

Not if I dont read bios

Niche

[slim osprey]

@slim osprey is just a status

[dreamy hornet]

Italy lost to italy

[stone blade]

got myself sort of a decent loadout for the early to mid game

[slim osprey]

Upgrade your gasmask

[stone blade]

I will

[broken topaz]

dont get a gasmask

[stone blade]

doing everything one by one

[rugged sedge]

Nice.

[broken topaz]

simply dodge the neutrons

[slim osprey]

Okay okay good

[dreamy hornet]

Gasmask or assmask

[stone blade]

is the apocalypse helm still in the game?

[slim osprey]

Think it is

[rugged sedge]

Maybe try to cut down on weight a little

[swift scarab]

Looks good, try to get some slugs for those occasional Professional rank enemies and such

[stone blade]

ap?

just aim head with ak

[slim osprey]

Get a better backpack too

[swift scarab]

Nah, regular slugs are good early game

[stone blade]

I got lots of useless shit on me rn cuz I was goign around selling and sthit

[stone blade]

ONE BY ONE

I know guys

im trying

chill

[slim osprey]

[rugged sedge]

No chill

[stone blade]

🔪

[slim osprey]

Get a better gasmask boy

[swift scarab]

You asked for advice, by god you’re getting it

[stone blade]

?

I never asked for asdvice

I literally just shared my loadout

[slim osprey]

He didn't ask for advice

[swift scarab]

Exactly

[stone blade]

the fk are oyu on about

[swift scarab]

[swift scarab]

Cocaine

[slim osprey]

Ivan

Why are you blue color

[heady crow]

send loadout pics

[stone blade]

I'm built different

[somber warren]

and hookers?

[stone blade]

😳

[slim osprey]

This isn't fair

[plucky void]

I showed you my loadout pls respond

[swift scarab]

Nah, we don’t have those in Texas

[slim osprey]

I will complain to Grok personally

[rugged sedge]

Too bad, unsolicited advice time

[swift scarab]

Least not where I live

[somber warren]

Land of the Free

[rugged sedge]

No balls

[rugged sedge]

Just steers

[stone blade]

time to upgrade backpack thx @slim osprey ❤️

[swift scarab]

Lemmie get my game booted for my loadout

Brb

[swift scarab]

Have fun, the instant you start searching for specific materials is the instant you never find them again

[plucky void]

see ya in 45 mins

[slim osprey]

Just disassemble everything you don't use

Easiest way to get materials

[swift scarab]

Pretty accurate, laptop isn’t what it used to be

[plucky void]

yeah you can't sell it for roubles anyway

[real tinsel]

especially armors

[slim osprey]

Was about to say that

Save cloth masks tho

[stone blade]

eh

[real tinsel]

the armor parts play a big role in backpack upgrading

[slim osprey]

They are good for repairs

[real tinsel]

also iirc the armor slot thingies

like kevlar etc

[stone blade]

jamming to this while doing some crafting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COpo4BQh7Ug

[swift scarab]

What tool is needed to repair individual crafting pieces like the Kevlar cloth and such

[slim osprey]

Yeah those also give crafting materials

[real tinsel]

no i mean armor parts play a big role in crafting them

[slim osprey]

Ahhh

Yeah that too

[swift scarab]

Yea

[stone blade]

alright
travel backpack crafted <3

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[real tinsel]

the 9 kg carry increase thingy costs 4 of those end-game armor parts

[slim osprey]

Nice

[stone blade]

I want the improved freon module

[swift scarab]

Keep on grinding to that coveted tourist pack

Hmm, does anyone know a way to add your own music to the radio playlist, or is that not possible

[stone blade]

that can wait

we're still in the early mid game for now

[slim osprey]

Focus on a gasmask

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[stone blade]

well that is just killing enemies and hoping we get something good <3

[slim osprey]

Get like an M40 or something like that

[swift scarab]

That one mask with the full front glass and the big filter is good rad protection, only downside is bad bullet protection

Can’t remember the name

[slim osprey]

PPM-88 I think

[stone blade]

I can't choose what armor the enemy drops lol

chill

[fading shuttle]

the amongus is real

[swift scarab]

Ik, just saying what’s good

[rugged sedge]

SP-99 baybee

[slim osprey]

The M40 is commonly dropped

[stone blade]

give me that apoc helm

[vital summit]

From what I heard there's a very convoluted way of doing it normally or you just install a mod for it

[swift scarab]

Damn

I wanna listen to my gigachad remix on my pda

Time to go pester the help channels

[slim osprey]

Listening to music on pda, rookie mistake

[rugged sedge]

It's just a 24/7 stream of the duty speaker in rostok

[swift scarab]

I turn it off before serious combat, otherwise it’s on a low volume

[plucky void]

DANGEROUS ANOMALIES

or was it deadly

[swift scarab]

I don’t blare it at max like most people

[slim osprey]

Deadly anomalies

Dangerous mutants

Anarchists

And bandits

None will stop duty

On it's triumphant march

Towards saving the planet

JOIN DUTY

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[broken topaz]

are you guys duty enjoyers?

[slim osprey]

No

[vital summit]

No

[slim osprey]

I hate them with a burning passion

[broken topaz]

Good i was worried there for a second

[swift scarab]

Yea, to everyone else’s dismay

[rugged sedge]

No

[swift scarab]

[sullen osprey]

I’m a rock enjoyer

[rugged sedge]

Wait no I do

[river vessel]

I burn rostok everyday

[slim osprey]

Based

[swift scarab]

Kill

[broken topaz]

its okay

[rugged sedge]

Kill

[sullen osprey]

Everyone? Yes that’s what I do

[slim osprey]

Rock lickers are less fanatical than dootiers

[stone blade]

I want to get the rpk16 and run some 60 rounders on it

😩

[slim osprey]

Kill people

Or pray it spawns on some stash

[rugged sedge]

Nah. I slot you fucks every chance I get

[vital summit]

Murder

[stone blade]

Literally this

[swift scarab]

I think the day I shit myself over stalker is the day I see a Merc or someone else with an M249

[slim osprey]

Play merc

Kill people

[stone blade]

naw

[slim osprey]

But do it for money

[vital summit]

I do what I enjoy, even when its for free

[sullen osprey]

Imagine arguing whose better, all I do is pray to rock and shoot zoners

[slim osprey]

The M249 is not in gamma iirc

[rugged sedge]

Walk into dead city. Mercs posted up on rooftops with MG3s. Fuck

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-monorail-gif-19326956

[vital summit]

Freedom is retarded, Duty is retarded in another way

[swift scarab]

It’s in debug menu selection, saw it while dicking about on a casual save

[sullen osprey]

I don’t care, let me kill

[slim osprey]

It being on debug menu doesn't mean anyone will drop it

Tho you can always just spawn it yourself of course

But why would you do that

[vital summit]

I respect it, you can kill

[swift scarab]

For the funny

[sullen osprey]

You could be the most sane and logical person, I’m gonna kill you either way cause funny rock said so

[stone blade]

turned brainfart into #╓☢stalker-chat

[slim osprey]

[sullen osprey]

[swift scarab]

Eh, we’re like that normally, only difference is we can post memes when we feel like it

[vital summit]

Brainfarting verbally here, excuse me

[grizzled meadow]

@slim osprey finally
The role

[slim osprey]

The what

[stone blade]

alo falco

[swift scarab]

?

[slim osprey]

First of

Hi Falco

[grizzled meadow]

The experienced role

[slim osprey]

No falco you got it wrong

I don't want this

[grizzled meadow]

What

[vital summit]

Gimme green

[grizzled meadow]

Ah

[slim osprey]

I used to have the veteran role

[grizzled meadow]

You want blue

[slim osprey]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

You can't have veteran

[slim osprey]

Fucking hell why not

[swift scarab]

No twitter blue for you

[grizzled meadow]

You're a brainfarter

This is their reason

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[rugged sedge]

He's a peepeeboy

[slim osprey]

What about Ivan?

[grizzled meadow]

You have like 30 pages in here

[slim osprey]

Or Kha

[rugged sedge]

F, lost to the brainfart

[lusty sonnet]

That moderator role do be looking interesting

[grizzled meadow]

Ivan is a veteran because he played the game, he made videos on it

He deserve the role

[slim osprey]

Damn

Okay

[slim osprey]

Remove experienced from me then

[grizzled meadow]

He helped

[swift scarab]

Become a YouTuber

Problem solved

[slim osprey]

It's either blue or nothing

[gloomy roost]

Vote to remove all roles and return to users and admins

[vital summit]

You have to show people you play the game in order for status

Seems like a social media thing idk

[grizzled meadow]

It was better that way, but fucking Madirex

[vital summit]

Gamma serber turning into Twitter confirmed??

[slim osprey]

Real

Thank you Falco

❤️

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/getusedtodisappointment-gif-9623733

[lusty sonnet]

That admin role do be looking interesting

[slim osprey]

Was fun trying to get my veteran back

[grizzled meadow]

Great movie

[swift scarab]

Yeh

[grizzled meadow]

Play the game and talk in #╓☢stalker-chat

[slim osprey]

Dude

I would, if the chat didn't move so fast

[grizzled meadow]

[rugged sedge]

No attention spans to be had in brainfart

[slim osprey]

And besides

What do you want to talk about?

[grizzled meadow]

The game

[slim osprey]

I'm not the kind that shares their playthrough or something like that

[swift scarab]

Be me
Agroprom Underground
Neuron activation

[slim osprey]

Barely see people asking questions I can answer too

[vital summit]

Press esc to leave

[slim osprey]

It's always "my game crash help"

I have no idea how to help with crashes

I used to run like 100 mods with JSGME if game crash my bro you have skill issue

[swift scarab]

Link them with one of the 50 billion crash commands the bot knows about

[slim osprey]

Nah

[swift scarab]

Then suffer

[hidden path]

ah hell no

why do the asians get anime girls on the chips while we get cringe shit like football players

[slim osprey]

Oh wait #╓☢stalker-chat has slow mode now

Fucking 10 secs

[slim osprey]

Y'know what

Fine

I'll talk stalker

[swift scarab]

Also, funny thing about this screenshot, I keep those duty companions around cause I have missions for them I’ve yet to complete

[lusty sonnet]

Cropol going to the dark side

[slim osprey]

I want my blue

[swift scarab]

You will be missed

[lusty sonnet]

I want that red colour

And then do nothing

[slim osprey]

Real

Like Falco

Full offense Falco

[swift scarab]

Maximum offense

[lusty sonnet]

Falco but really italian

[upbeat bobcat]

geotussy

[rugged sedge]

Geossy

[fading shuttle]

me trying to go through red forest

sin:

[rose ferry]

never been to college

I still turned out as a femboy

nobody is safe

[fading shuttle]

could you not leak my fuckin face

jesus christ

[broken topaz]

thats because youre scandinavian

theyre all femboys

[rose ferry]

femboys however are simply another zenith of total masculinity

of course

[rose ferry]

no

[dreamy hornet]

Most of my highschool friends who joined the military look good in thigh highs

This is correlation

[slim osprey]

Ayo proof

[rose ferry]

sadly not as common as you'd think, germany, netherlands and poland are top for finding femboys though

[fading shuttle]

any self respecting drill seargent knows that to make a great squad you need to foster extreme homolust between its squadmates, thats why the Sacred band of thebes was so successful

[rose ferry]

could be the military actually, I accepted the mandatory service draft here

though it started before that

gotta say

[slim osprey]

Bring the femboys to the front so I can kiss them and improve my own morale

[rose ferry]

yeah, though pay didn't factor into it for me, or at least it didn't once I was "done" with it

you just... function better afterwards? not sure if it's the same in NA or other places but that's how it feels here

[hidden path]

I'm going to germany

[slim osprey]

Bruhh

[hidden path]

bringing back a boy that speaks weird and wear skirts

[slim osprey]

Ay take one extra for me

I'll pay you

[hidden path]

no

i'll take both

[swift scarab]

@plucky void Game finally booted, here's what I've got after grinding for probably way too long

[slim osprey]

Greedy mf

[hidden path]

my thighs are too strong for you traveller

[swift scarab]

I need to replace my batteries in my stuff

[rose ferry]

no HRT necessary, remember boys, being girly just requires you to man down instead of man up, it's free and easy

[rugged sedge]

Y'all motherfuckers discussing warboibrides

[rose ferry]

warboibrides?

[hidden path]

nah I'm talking normal boiwives

[rose ferry]

warboys like mad max but wearing skirts instead of tumors?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/snaushsbahyshsa-amide-akbdn-s-gif-18313933

[hidden path]

if god saw this conversation I'd be a pillar of salt

[slim osprey]

Any kind of boiwife would be nice

[swift scarab]

Stalker femboy when

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1047550183543668797/313552129_597652792153802_6980588195934445214_n.mp4

[slim osprey]

[swift scarab]

Someone make Strelok wear thigh highs

[rugged sedge]

CROPOL THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT REACTING

[rose ferry]

don't put your dick in the magazine slot

[slim osprey]

Kiss me mf

You think I'm gonna pussy out

[rose ferry]

free circumcision if you do tho

[slim osprey]

Mamma didn't raise no quitter mf

I'll fuck your ass if I have to

[hidden path]

"have to"

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart truly does have only 2 moods

[rugged sedge]

[upbeat bobcat]

*braincells

[hidden path]

this time it was my fault and I'm proud of it

[rugged sedge]

Communal braincells

[lusty sonnet]

Also true

[hidden path]

*holes

[upbeat bobcat]

Up for some cock and ston

[rugged sedge]

💋 mwah pussy

[slim osprey]

Hold on

@rugged sedge

[lusty sonnet]

Maybe in an hour, depends on when i eat and if i find something new to watch during dinner

[hidden path]

boys kissing

[upbeat bobcat]

Haz 3 lets gooo

[rugged sedge]

YOU KEEP REACTING I SWEAR

[slim osprey]

You swear what?

What are you going to do about it?

[swift scarab]

Man I wish I had one of those attic style rooms like that

Second floor houses aren’t really that common here

[rugged sedge]

The socks are on now pussyboy

[slim osprey]

Take them off pussy

Make it full gay)

The balls will touch anyways

[grim radish]

Real

[rancid nebula]

https://%6B%75%74%74%2E%69%74/get_bitches

[rugged sedge]

No, no homo

[hidden path]

you can live in my attic, you just have to live in my walls too

[rugged sedge]

No free content weirdo

[slim osprey]

Pussy

[rugged sedge]

No u

[dreamy hornet]

[slim osprey]

I'm not the one wanting to put on some socks so it's not gay)

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389567187578257408/1047556084371554314/a84808c2bd89eab4363a3f7dd1c87f1e.mp4

[dreamy hornet]

Guys... guys...
Just kiss already

[slim osprey]

The fuck does that mean

[rugged sedge]

We did

[dreamy hornet]

So much pent up tension between you guys

Skype still a thing?

[lusty sonnet]

Skype of all things

[dreamy hornet]

I'm not hip, like you whippersnappers

[lusty sonnet]

MS Teams too

[grim radish]

Lmao I forgot about this dude in persona 4

[dreamy hornet]

I have never heard of teams

[lusty sonnet]

Mumble

Teamspeak

[dreamy hornet]

Nihil sub sole novum

[lusty sonnet]

Mumble is nostalgia fuel

Basically yeah

[hidden path]

working on it

[trim pilot]

the fuck

[rugged sedge]

Sent it to a warthunder addict originally. Refound it going through my image folders. Figured it fit the vibe here

[hidden path]

Is that "addict", also into other stuff

[rugged sedge]

I don't know. He just really likes tanks

[hidden path]

"likes tanks"

[trim pilot]

and big tanky men?

[solar obsidian]

ninja turtle

[rugged sedge]

Iunno

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-happy-new-year-van-darkholme-gif-24340176

[hidden path]

gonna eat salad

become thin

[rugged sedge]

It's not new years yet

[heady crow]

ye

not yet

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1047575612560257055/unknown.png

[hidden path]

I'm just gonna eat less and cook more

less transformed food

[hasty dove]

dem neuros are out of control

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[trim pilot]

grandpa isnt wrong

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-jesus-delet-this-delete-this-delete-forgotten-weapons-gif-17371671

[rugged sedge]

Looks like someone plays warthunder

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/646132763040415744/972765515531550730/Urinal.gif

[hidden path]

cat found the massive scarf

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911789391825993803/971168021982887936/cock.gif

[somber warren]

you gonna delete again=

yes he is

[rugged sedge]

I'll beat the system a thousand times

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/421865513820618752/1046997096508690492/0CC2A7EE-E2C1-441A-9429-69D78900B41B.gif

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/ian-chauchat-forgotten-weapons-gif-21092831

[somber warren]

it didn't even jam wow

[plucky void]

did someone say cat pics

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[somber warren]

awwww

[hidden path]

I need to wear more winter clothes

comfy things

[pastel quartz]

I wanna fuck that ham

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

YES

YES

MY FAVOURITE GUN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DSA 58 MY BELOVED

[slim osprey]

[proven crown]

Another pic of my cat comforting the dog.

[stone blade]

Most random ass white stash in the middle of the army warehouses

[plucky void]

FAL enjoyer

[stone blade]

ALWAYS

[solar obsidian]

army warehouse white stashes are something else. i found a k98 forester in there once

[vivid edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p78xrVi354k

[stone blade]

gave the basic and advanced tools I had to the mechanic

very nice

<3

[solar obsidian]

uhh i hope u kept each of 1?

[stone blade]

collected some random artifacts now we're off to yantar to sell

[stone blade]

yeye

I got a lot of stashes to search in some nothern areas and in dark valley so i'm bound to find one more basic

I have 1 advanced in my stash in rostok

[hidden path]

Good taste in guns

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/Q9JoHzlIAqs?t=564

[hidden path]

sa 58 best gun

[solar obsidian]

i found my 1st expert tools in radar in a white stash near army warehouse entrance

[plucky void]

Pacifier
Sentinel
Stalwart friend.

[stone blade]

idk I love the FAL

later on its just an amazing gun

[somber warren]

FAL is pure Sex

[stone blade]

YES

[trim pilot]

fal is the best homie

[hidden path]

Fal great

big gun, big bullet

and the kits aren't bad at all

[somber warren]

Tho i like The Fabrice National Fabrice National Carbine more (also known as FN FNC)

[hidden path]

reload animation is really good

[stone blade]

FAL enjoyers

[plucky void]

it's the service rifle in my country

impossible to not love it

[swift scarab]

I have one of my duty companions carrying a spare FAL I can’t afford to repair yet, if I can’t utilize it, he can

[rugged sedge]

If you get the marauder kit before me I'll cry

[hidden path]

Fun fact

kits are extremely light

I had the scout one and the long range one, and switching between the two means you're unbeatable at any range

[trim pilot]

could someone lmk if this audio is glitched, it seems to glitch out sometimes

[stone blade]

I dont like the kits

[dreamy hornet]

Beaches suck

[stone blade]

I like to equip it with my own attachments

[dreamy hornet]

Also, corrupted audio

[hidden path]

There's no attachements with the sa58 though

except silencer

[trim pilot]

should i join the vc thats active right now and play dirty christmas songs

teach them the meaning of brainfart

[dreamy hornet]

Cringe

[stone blade]

I remember there was

ye there isnt my bad

maybe theres 2 different variants of SA

[hidden path]

There's a more tactical one

reload isn't as cool but 30 round mag, and a picatinny rail for all your needs

Don't get aroused by bullets

pls

[fading shuttle]

there be a bullet thread in brainfart

express your horny there

[swift scarab]

Nothing but the loudest static sound I’ve ever heard

[trim pilot]

fuck

[swift scarab]

Yea

[urban ocean]

It's due to discord compression

[rugged sedge]

Why not

[swift scarab]

L86 series is a decent bullpup line, but that’s an acquired taste more then anything

I prefer the A1 personally

The classic look

[trim pilot]

put tapco on it

make it ultra tactical

[stone blade]

mp153 by beloved

<33333

[dreamy hornet]

[trim pilot]

my skaven are spreading massively

we have 5 turns till the big boom boom under altdorf

we're massacring dwarves in droves with weapon teams

[abstract path]

Falco wtf happened

[abstract path]

Nvm

That's not falco

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421865513820618752/1047587734568579092/redditsave.com_bing_chilling-g4dc71bppy2a1.mov

[slim osprey]

Bro fell for it

[somber warren]

he got bamboozled

thats normal

[trim pilot]

why are you asking in brainfart

are you have the yes

[somber warren]

yeah thats prob why

[slim osprey]

Check if you have too much stuff in a single stash too

[trim pilot]

this is a meme channel

[slim osprey]

Usually that increases loading times

And also yeah this is a memes channel

Go to #🔨base-gamma-support

[trim pilot]

or to newcomer chat and get brain damge

we are refined people here

[grim sluice]

Enough tech chat, TIME TO REJOICE

[solar obsidian]

i should try mp153 🤔

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-gif-24544987

[plucky void]

meme man

[swift scarab]

Possum gaming

[slim osprey]

Yes

It's good enough

[swift scarab]

So they’re the original redditors

Makes sense

[spiral hawk]

What y’all get?

[dreamy hornet]

Its begun

[swift scarab]

Dammit

[stone blade]

where should I setup my base is the question

[plucky void]

uh oh spotify

[dreamy hornet]

Who?

[solar obsidian]

in gamma?

[vital summit]

Nothing, I don't use Spotify

[trim pilot]

only a few turns till altdorf becomes a wasteland

[stone blade]

I was thinking jupiter

[trim pilot]

they still have no idea that the bomb is being built

[swift scarab]

Faction?

[stone blade]

loner

[swift scarab]

Hmm

If you need somewhere centralized up north, Zaton maybe

[solar obsidian]

i see ure a loner so rostok. middle map, much npcs for tasks, trader, mechanic, etc. warsaw pact trader, but army warehouses near for nato

[stone blade]

mainly cuz its still early game

[stone blade]

later on I want to establish my base inside the train station was it yanov?

[swift scarab]

Rostok is southern central base for beginners, Zaton is northern central base for Middle/Endgamers

[solar obsidian]

also i set up near Mangun (mechanic)

[swift scarab]

That’s what I use

[stone blade]

mangun another homie

[solar obsidian]

yeah its yanov, keep in mind that sometimes in yanov mutants can somehow get in the station, even pseudogiants

[swift scarab]

I usually camp inside one of the empty rooms in the old ship for Zaton personally

[stone blade]

Yanov moment

[solar obsidian]

i was thinking of relocating to yanov to increase freedom goodwill to max, but army warehouses was enough near rostok

[stone blade]

ye it will be in yanov

[solar obsidian]

zaton was best in coc for me, but seems very empty in gamma, no npcs to do tasks

[stone blade]

one small issue

no basic tools

to give to the mechanic

[solar obsidian]

spam npc tasks and ull find more than enough, i got like 30 basic tools ready to be sold

[narrow lotus]

My friends cockatiel died today .... rip Coco 😔😔😔😔😔

[stone blade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whoever thought to make the chest in rostok bar 70kg

needs to go and....

[solar obsidian]

all stashes are 70kg :/

[narrow lotus]

Ye they are made so u actually give a fuck about the hideout mechanic

[stone blade]

shouldve made that particular one atleast 100

cmon grok

@solar obsidian we in yanov

we in this mf

[real tinsel]

you can make bases now?

cool

[stone blade]

yeye frfr

but its basic

mostly chests
the workship
and some lamps

[real tinsel]

still cool

[trim pilot]

1 turn until the reikland falls into chaos

[stone blade]

@solar obsidian one small issue

very very small issue

[solar obsidian]

weight?

[stone blade]

I forgot to pick up my psy helmet

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, I shot a Merc in the head so hard I crashed

[stone blade]

[swift scarab]

Time to reboot and hope nothings broken

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[trim pilot]

kislev is soon gonna meet the same fate as altdorf

[swift scarab]

I’m doing that right now, making my way through Dark Territory to get to Yantar

Shot Merc in face, he didn’t like that, so he smited my game

[stone blade]

do I need to disable the miracle machine in order to proceed further up north

or do I only need the psy helmet

[swift scarab]

It’s good for the rep

But unsure

[stone blade]

fk rep

[swift scarab]

Afaik you only need the helmet

[stone blade]

good good

I just got everything

fast traveled to yanov

and i see the game tell me

"dangerous psy levels do not proceed further"

[swift scarab]

If you end up magically dying regardless with the helmet I claim no responsibility

[stone blade]

NO SHIT?!

[stone blade]

i just reload a save

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[stone blade]

I dont play with that cancerous campire saving

[swift scarab]

I like the campfires

[stone blade]

I dont

[swift scarab]

If I ever need to save without one, I’ll just use a daddy save

[stone blade]

ITS NOT YET READY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[trim pilot]

kaboom

[stone blade]

oek we do the next best thing

sleeping pills

[swift scarab]

Grind missions from Rostok while killing bandits

Or that

[stone blade]

:)

[solar obsidian]

only this

[stone blade]

ty

[solar obsidian]

i like to put campfires down to make maps "more safe" with campfire saving

[stone blade]

done

I got it

now we're off to yanov

I'll put the thing there

offload some shit

[swift scarab]

Imagine the doctors pov

[stone blade]

and go back to rostok

[swift scarab]

Just watching this random stalker chain chug a whole packet of sleeping pills over the span of a week

[stone blade]

injests sleeping pill
wakes up
is it ready?
no
injests another sleeping pill
is it ready
no

I know what I'm doing trustm e

I put it here

done

[somber warren]

Stalker is truly just a average Drug Fulled Slavic Bender

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/are-we-there-yet-gif-5676799

[stone blade]

Literally me

aslong as I have a steady supply of quests and shotgun shells

we're gucci

[abstract path]

A

[abstract path]

Mang

I don't feel that well

[dreamy hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787403462770032691/1047600093185970236/unknown.png

[abstract path]

Ehat

[stone blade]

aha.....

I understand

chimera in the middle of yanov station

thank god nobody died

[swift scarab]

Just got my duty goodwill to over 2000

Is nice

[plucky void]

at some point my goodwill was resetting back to zero due to overflow or whatever

so once you get it to 2000, avoid doing jobs for them

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

It’s at roughly 2027 last I checked

I’m heading to yantar for the psy helm, guess I’ll do some missions for ecologists as well

[grim sluice]

Looted a nice sight from a bandit

[somber warren]

i don't get it

[rose ferry]

something about gays being extreme right-wingers

or vice versa

[heady crow]

so are bisexuals centrists

[rose ferry]

couldn't tell you

[heady crow]

REAL

[grizzled meadow]

[rose ferry]

yeah I mean I agree

my boyfriend is of romanian descent and he's hot as hell

but being a femboy makes me an ultra-nationalist and potentially also a terrorist so I have be on guard for any sudden temptations

😳

I'm a nord and he's a slav so I have a feeling old fuhrer man would've broken down into tears if he knew the things we've done

[fading shuttle]

what? romanian slav?

romanians aint slavs mate

[grizzled meadow]

[trim pilot]

politics

💀

[somber warren]

me when politics

[fading shuttle]

why are the designated latin balkanites being called slavic

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-jealous-sad-watch-look-at-gif-4699086

[trim pilot]

fucking politics

[grizzled meadow]

Me when politics

[rose ferry]

oh I thought we were still shitposting

allow me to get us back on form

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-mouse-like-thumbs-up-rat-thumbs-up-gif-26155558

[grizzled meadow]

I'm completely serious

[rose ferry]

rat

[grizzled meadow]

The discussion was okay but then "Hitler" 👀

[trim pilot]

someones gonna get got

[rose ferry]

yeah I figured, I'm slightly off-beat here since what qualifies as politics here hasn't been the same as some other servers I'm in

[grizzled meadow]

The rule of thumb is to avoid talking about Russia and Ukraine, for obvious reasons

[rose ferry]

I respect the local authority though, you won't get any trouble

[rose ferry]

oh yeah that goes without saying

[grizzled meadow]

If you want to talk ancient stuff like Caesar and what not, I won't stop you

[rose ferry]

or actually maybe it doesn't to some people

[grizzled meadow]

Don't worry, you've been on here for a long time

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it doesn't (or maybe it's better "no it doesn't" but anyway)

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-legion-red-yellow-meme-gif-22986033

[rose ferry]

oh mostly lurking so I feel like a relatively "recent" arrival

[grizzled meadow]

I also know that, don't worry
This place is my realm

[heady crow]

rome

[fading shuttle]

no

[trim pilot]

im a lapdog for not wanting a mute?

[grizzled meadow]

The hell are you both talking about

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/vulpes-inculta-fallout-new-vegas-legion-degenerates-gif-20957164

[grizzled meadow]

What's the problem?

[trim pilot]

@pastel quartz called me a lapdog for commenting about someone getting got

[grizzled meadow]

The hell does that even mean

[trim pilot]

moderators suck up

[grizzled meadow]

Why do I need to suck up? And on what?

[trim pilot]

noooo, i mean he was calling me a moderator suck up

[somber warren]

wait who is getting his dick sucked?

[grizzled meadow]

Ah he's doing the funni

Okay

[trim pilot]

and hes clearly a troll

and certainly not a good one

[somber warren]

aren't we all?

[fading shuttle]

making fun of people about to get muted is tradition here retard

[trim pilot]

^

i picked up on that part real quick

lemme guess you came from drewski

lmfao

this guy

🤡

[somber warren]

mention some bitches

[trim pilot]

its hard to think of a troll whose worse than this guy

maybe roblox raiders?

[somber warren]

i thought you turned off your monitor?

is appears like i dunno

you talk mad shit

[rugged sedge]

At least Roblox kiddies will come up with funny insults sometimes

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @pastel quartz 1d There's no need to treat people that way, you know? He's not a dog and I clearly don't need to suck on anything, why don't you just try to, you know, learn how to stay between people? You blocked him, wahwah cry me a river, you've been on here literally two days and you're already clowning around, what gives? You think that's funny? Are you laughing right now? Seriously? I pity you, seriously, you won't get far in life
Take this day off and play GAMMA, we'll wait for you

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 day.

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry for the wait

I like to be creative

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

Seriously use this one, I can't see you using the shit version

[rugged sedge]

@slim osprey laugh video please

[trim pilot]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/ReonK8p66v12IR4QhL66i8XgBNfHTIeH8pkAEIXmOj0/https/media.tenor.com/Ws0eJtn-O-UAAAPo/rip-bozo.mp4

[somber warren]

just used the first one that came up, i needed to be fast

[grizzled meadow]

Add it to favorites

[somber warren]

but goddamn it is deepfried af

[trim pilot]

he just friended me

[rugged sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1047613028306276373/Y2Mate.is_-_rip_bozo_rest_in_piss_packwatch_HD_caught_in_8k_down_terrible__ratio_wtf_asked_hawwww_hawww-GU4Hw-xbBNo-480p-1658463666194.mp4

[somber warren]

should prob do that

[trim pilot]

im gonna accept and see what fucked up shit he sends me

[fading shuttle]

reveal to us

show us

[rugged sedge]

Screenshots pls

[trim pilot]

ill stream

[somber warren]

i'm gonna say racial slurs

[grizzled meadow]

I'm morally required to tell you "don't"

[trim pilot]

oh yeah thats true

[rugged sedge]

Can't join, damn

What are morals?

[grizzled meadow]

It's just something against Discord TOS IIRC

[somber warren]

wait it is?

[rugged sedge]

This channel sometimes

[grizzled meadow]

I could be wrong but in any case, don't do that

[rugged sedge]

Ahhh

[somber warren]

i mean did you read discord TOS? Bc i certainly didn't

[hidden path]

I got my new watch

[rugged sedge]

Implying I can read

[grizzled meadow]

No but I had problems with one user about it

Especially about DMs

Now it's all good between me and him

And he's back on the server as well

[trim pilot]

🤡 haha he cant get even ironic humour

[grizzled meadow]

YEAH YEAH SUUURE

[trim pilot]

thats all he sent

[somber warren]

bruh he mad as hell xD

[rugged sedge]

"I was just pretending to be braindead"

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/antman-what-the-hell-happened-here-avengers-gif-18240147

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz it's not about striking nerves, I'm very chill about everything in here but you just can't get in here and start talking shit

[trim pilot]

how painfully obvious that my about me is satire

[fading shuttle]

haha i was just pretending to be stupid and a dick

[swift scarab]

I was eating Mac and cheese

[fading shuttle]

funny right guys?

[grizzled meadow]

Basically

[somber warren]

well i mean if a admin or mod leaks dm's its a different thing i guess

[heady crow]

schrodingers asshole

[somber warren]

or anything like that might be getting it all wrong

who knows

[trim pilot]

i dont leak dms without good reason

[swift scarab]

Congrats?

[rugged sedge]

Chat moved when I clicked reply lol

[grizzled meadow]

It was a different situation, I won't get into details because it's private but when I did that, I had all the reasons

[rugged sedge]

"Hahaha I accidentally sucked that dick until I got brain damage ahahaha"

[fading shuttle]

i accidentally fell face first on a cock and gloggled

[hidden path]

What happened

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[hidden path]

another discord user couldn't read the room

[rugged sedge]

"Accidentally gave the gawk gawk 9000"

[grizzled meadow]

Nothing much

A new dude dropped and started talking shit towards another user

The usual

I had to mute him because I don't like this troll attitude

[hidden path]

Man I love that habit some people have

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1047543673384091658/ltg.gif

[somber warren]

Evertime that shit happens i'm like: he doesn't know

[grizzled meadow]

I mean okay you want to insult me in a troll way? Fine, but at least get to know me

[hidden path]

"I'm gonna log on today and disregard basic human interactions"

[hidden path]

goals in some way

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/flex-man-point-we-cock-dick-gif-17131190

[swift scarab]

Ur pp smol

[devout hull]

hell YEA

[rugged sedge]

Falco wants to be taken out for dinner first

[rugged sedge]

[trim pilot]

i stg that dudes trolling one some of the worst ive seen in a long time

[grizzled meadow]

Muted, how dare you share my secrets

[grizzled meadow]

I mean I wouldn't mind

😳

[rugged sedge]

🙀

[hidden path]

Falco

[somber warren]

who can say no to a nice dinner?

[hidden path]

wanna grab pasta

[rugged sedge]

Ahaha what if, unless, no, never, maybe

[grizzled meadow]

Let's go

[rugged sedge]

What kind of pasta?

[grizzled meadow]

Spaghetti

[rugged sedge]

What kind of sauce?

[grizzled meadow]

Surprise me

[eager quest]

@swift scarab stop gaggling on my nuts

if your brain was a piece of dynamite it wouldnt be enough to blow your hat off

[somber warren]

go for Spaghetti aglio e olio

can't go wrong with that

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/no-giga-chad-no-gif-21613582

[grizzled meadow]

Ah we have a cultured dude here

[dreamy hornet]

I need to watch sopranos

[hasty dove]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-butt-carpet-cat-booty-butt-gif-5887958

[grizzled meadow]

That's something I would say