🎪bruh-fart

[trim pilot]

tf did i come back to

[slim osprey]

I'm gonna save it for next time

[broken topaz]

i was just making a little jokey

a silly little goof

[slim osprey]

You like piss

[normal reef]

F for failure (epic fail, laugh at that user)

[dreamy hornet]

Taking the piss
As it were

[slim osprey]

You want men to piss on you

[fading shuttle]

little piss person

pissy wissy is what you are

[hidden path]

The piss baby

[heady crow]

@broken topaz the first time i saw your pics i thought u were from ireland cuz my penis Dublin in size

[dreamy hornet]

[slim osprey]

He just like me

[broken topaz]

he very unlike me

[hidden path]

I'm the voice in your head

[fading shuttle]

im the voice in your balls, can you feel me? im sloshing in there

[broken topaz]

reminds me of a comic i once read

[heavy halo]

I MISS THE RAGE

[fading shuttle]

u cant get rid of me

[heady crow]

was it black and white?

[hidden path]

I will crush my balls then

[normal reef]

What if instead of the dick, the balls got hard too?

[slim osprey]

Yours don't?

[hidden path]

3 pronged attack

[fading shuttle]

imagine if teeth were soft, but when u got hungry they become hard

[heavy halo]

:D

[broken topaz]

no it was coloured, and they bet on gaming, and the loser ended up dressing in the dudes sister's clothes and then he had to serve his friend

[heady crow]

ah

[heady crow]

my bad

[hidden path]

[heavy halo]

This cannot continue

[broken topaz]

it can and it will

[slim osprey]

Did they have gay) sex?

[heavy halo]

no

[broken topaz]

Yea

[hidden path]

Good

[slim osprey]

Oh my god that's disgusting

[normal reef]

I agree

[slim osprey]

Where?

[heady crow]

im gonna need some proof of that cori

[heavy halo]

Thats it

[broken topaz]

I dont remember what it was called

it was years ago

[dreamy hornet]

I bet bruno and cori are the same person

[slim osprey]

Go die

[broken topaz]

we are not

[slim osprey]

Jk don't die

[dreamy hornet]

[broken topaz]

he's big and strong and sexy

[slim osprey]

Keep yourself safe

[swift scarab]

Duty gaming

[broken topaz]

and im small and weak

[fading shuttle]

duty atleast isnt boring like clear sky

[heady crow]

duh its in the bio

[fading shuttle]

but i dont like em

[slim osprey]

Me in the screenshot :)

[heavy halo]

Bouta be was/were

[normal reef]

I have a wish, that brainfart would dissapear

[slim osprey]

Guys I found the anti-sigma song

https://youtu.be/PpZEEXbfqQE

[broken topaz]

more like sip/py

[gloomy wraith]

You don't mean that

[heavy halo]

discord crashes

[quartz saffron]

🇺🇸 thank god we hired all those retired Brit

[normal reef]

How imperfect

[hidden path]

find it

[placid sail]

why are we still here?

[hidden path]

this is a threat

[placid sail]

just to suffer?

[broken topaz]

i did actually just find it

[slim osprey]

Perfectly imperfect

[normal reef]

Nothing aint this perfecy tho

[slim osprey]

Share

[broken topaz]

no you dont want it

trust me

[slim osprey]

Why not

[heavy halo]

:c

[broken topaz]

haha dw about it :3

[normal reef]

How bout you share your balls (you are too greedy to keep them for yourself)

[slim osprey]

Bitch

There are many things I want in this life

[broken topaz]

yes thats my name

[slim osprey]

This is one of them

Share

[broken topaz]

You dont, believe me

[slim osprey]

For fucks sake

[broken topaz]

you wouldnt like it

[slim osprey]

Either tell me or share it

[broken topaz]

it may be a furry comic

[slim osprey]

And?

You think that will put me off?

[hidden path]

[broken topaz]

i thought it would

[slim osprey]

It will not

I have furry friends

[heady crow]

ill see about it myself

[heavy halo]

You cannot stop him

[heady crow]

send it cori

[heavy halo]

he is a man of commitment

and dedication

[hidden path]

Man's on a mission to twiste his knuckles, even at the cost of his sanity

[slim osprey]

I should cut my hair for summer, cause otherwise I will die

[heady crow]

noo dont do that ur so sexy ahhahahaaaaaa

[hidden path]

I exercised for 2 days in a row, I must be a god

[pastel quartz]

is this your cat

[hidden path]

Hate

[ocean pulsar]

Wrath

[slim osprey]

I'll call

I have nothing to lose

[trim pilot]

the call is a rick roll

[pastel quartz]

thats you man

[heavy halo]

How do you know

[trim pilot]

i called with the intent of blasting gigachad song

[heavy halo]

unbased

Call with the intent to rizz femboys

[dreamy hornet]

Rizz?

[heady crow]

yall are getting too old

[dreamy hornet]

What're you gonna do bout it

[heady crow]

call you old

[heavy halo]

yeah tell em bruno

[dreamy hornet]

Oh no, the thing which I happen to be

[heady crow]

exactly

😕

[dreamy hornet]

I'll just go back to listening to my classical then

And age

[heavy halo]

They gonna listen to cavemen grunting music

[hidden path]

Don't know what rizs means either

[hidden path]

I need to become a forest goblin

[fading shuttle]

join sin

[hidden path]

No like

for real

[sleek zinc]

I wondere

Why is this channel called "Brainfart" and not "Brainscorcher"?

[fading shuttle]

the majority of people here dont play stalker

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[fading shuttle]

they wouldnt know what that is

[dreamy hornet]

Unironically listen to wardruna, which is essentially that

[hidden path]

I was gonna say too many gays) but we know how the monolith boys get by

[dreamy hornet]

What about brainsucker

[heady crow]

tragic. The natural way of things is for people to play metro and then play the trilogy through

[dreamy hornet]

Cause this chat really likes talkin bout suckin

[heady crow]

freedom*

[hidden path]

ahah what if like we were both freedom

[heady crow]

ahhaaa

what if

[grizzled meadow]

Because Grok chose the name and it has remained that way ever since

[undone wave]

Forcing #🎪bruh-fart denizens to complete X-19

[dreamy hornet]

What if we held hands under the freedom base train bridge

[undone wave]

😳

[heady crow]

how about we rebel against grok

[undone wave]

Grok and balls

[grizzled meadow]

He already want to burn this channel down

[grim sluice]

Don't blame him

[unborn knoll]

dont you guys have nothing better to do ?

[heady crow]

[hidden path]

where else would I go to pretend to talk to people

[undone wave]

Defend the Barrier against the Grokolith

[unborn knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926109011978354709/1043973533757349938/1547676189273.webm

[unborn knoll]

real life

[slim osprey]

I'm guessing you are the only one keeping this place alive

[grim sluice]

But he wouldn't really notice if the name changed. Same shit differently named pile

[heady crow]

him and larkin im pretty sure

[grizzled meadow]

And although they want to burn the channel down, we were the first to have people meet irl

[hidden path]

don't feel like it

[grizzled meadow]

Yes + they obviously know that we need a channel full of shit

It's just something you can't go without

[dreamy hornet]

You people exist irl?

[sleek zinc]

This is the only place I can post stalker memes without getting beaten in the head with a brick by the admins in the stalker game chat.

[heady crow]

its the only form of containment we have

[grim sluice]

Pretty much a holding pen for the horni

[unborn knoll]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

Basically

[dreamy hornet]

[unborn knoll]

come on

just try

[hidden path]

Brainfart's the TV at the end of clear sky

we tweaking watching it

[dreamy hornet]

Brainfart is the monolith

[slim osprey]

Without brainfart mods would need to do their job more often

[unborn knoll]

brainfart is the fake light at the end of the tunnel

[unborn knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[mortal dirge]

what te fuk

[dreamy hornet]

[dreamy hornet]

What did they mean by this

[unborn knoll]

you will just be more lonely at the end of every conversation

[heady crow]

what does that even mean

[grizzled meadow]

Also I almost believe I'm the only moderator who actively check the channel now, apart Iedy
I think Aldo and Cat hid the channel on their own, they get here when we ping them or if I call them personally

[dreamy hornet]

God help your soul

[slim osprey]

Madirex also comes here from time to time

[hidden path]

Xanax hour

[grizzled meadow]

Oh right Madirex too

[mortal dirge]

whos the bad boy?

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-slap-butt-gif-11543254

[grizzled meadow]

A great comeback

Simpler times

Damn this one doing the numbers

[heady crow]

farming kekws

now wheres the other one

[somber warren]

can i lend a kekw?

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021508183337992202/1036343464746569891/caption.gif

[slate crown]

who dares disturb my doobie slumber

[heady crow]

the polish man

[swift scarab]

Penis

[dreamy hornet]

🐟

[slate crown]

my first meme

[grizzled meadow]

Best meme

[slate crown]

same meme, different times, equal high

[grizzled meadow]

Brunoeditposting back at it again

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I was waiting for this one by Bruno

[heady crow]

the guy with the brad pitt pfp went away

[grizzled meadow]

Literally who

[hidden path]

Need a Brat Pitt

( the voices aren't loud enough)

[grizzled meadow]

Joey out here trying to impersonate me

[heady crow]

hard for me not to notice him

[grizzled meadow]

Falcoimpersonating back again?

[grizzled meadow]

Ah him

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[heady crow]

now i know what aldo feels when he sees me posting bateman

[grizzled meadow]

Welcome

[slate crown]

I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI

[heady crow]

rari posting

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ

This and the Neco Arc video

[grizzled meadow]

You just can't remove those songs out of your head

Post the Neco Arc video now

[hidden path]

I think I finally understood why crunches hurt my back

[slim osprey]

Which one?

[grizzled meadow]

Let's get retarded

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

what pride flag is that

[grizzled meadow]

Not this one, the other

[undone wave]

me pride flag

[heady crow]

damn

mfs identifying as unpleasant gradients now

[slim osprey]

So the second one I posted?

[heady crow]

the libtards have gone too far

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[slim osprey]

Real

[grizzled meadow]

Best shit I have ever seen

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/flex-man-point-we-cock-dick-gif-17131190

[hidden path]

Honestly vibing with the unpleasant gradient

[heady crow]

falco i have a gift for you

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-neco-arc-dance-gif-26698134

[grizzled meadow]

Pango laughing

[grizzled meadow]

Now I need the "you should kill yourself now video"

I forgot to save that one

The song should be the boom boom boom boom

[heady crow]

falco i posted a .flac of the song

[hidden path]

I love neco arc

[grizzled meadow]

Oh shit we're going flac

[heady crow]

who

[fading shuttle]

idk

stole it

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tsukihime-meme-caption-gif-23238964

[hidden path]

Thought about getting a neco arc pin for my bag

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr8xus6xi_8

Okay here's the video

[heady crow]

HOLY SHIT

ILL GET A NECO ARC PIN FOR MY VEST

[hidden path]

I would probably get shot

[slim osprey]

[undone wave]

Reginald

[heady crow]

as if the bi flag isnt queer enough the neco arc will make sure of it

[slim osprey]

Falco condemns suicide, remove mod role

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart intro

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-strive-gg-guilty-gear-strive-gif-26419358

[grizzled meadow]

Close lol

[slim osprey]

We need someone to make this but with our usernames

[heady crow]

basket

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-bridget-oomfie-ggst-guilty-gear-strive-gif-26421822

[hidden path]

I support this

[grizzled meadow]

You know what to do

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow this ones allowed right

[slate crown]

ah shit here we go again

[plucky void]

uh oh

furries

[grizzled meadow]

This stuff has been posted at least 1000 times and I still don't understand why it shouldn't be allowed

[heady crow]

it was to bait people into watching it in case it gets removed

fomo

[slim osprey]

Bro playing 4d chess

[hidden path]

finished doing arms

feel like a proper dwarf

[heady crow]

send pics of arm pump

[slim osprey]

Bruno I still owe you a thigh pic

[heady crow]

you do

[slim osprey]

One of these days probably

[heady crow]

one of these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VV0pH57XE

brisket

[slim osprey]

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-skill-issue-break-dance-gif-26441437

[hidden path]

ya sure

[undone wave]

I want to hunt them for sport

[plucky void]

the g(ay) man i unkillable

[fading shuttle]

i still consider ds2 my favorite dark souls game

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to play a dark souls game, and I don’t think I could become good enough to enjoy it if I did

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996552252376494100/1046412900794908732/1034723981825159228-1.gif

[slim osprey]

Ds games are not that hard

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/flex-man-point-we-cock-dick-gif-17131190

[broken topaz]

DS its just pattern memorisation

[fading shuttle]

dark souls games are essentially a memory puzzle, but with monsters instead of words

[heady crow]

didnt expect you to have 19 inch arms

jesus dude

[slim osprey]

No way let me see those arms

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-fan-when-dark-souls-meme-from-software-meme-dark-souls-fans-when-their-drunk-belligerent-stepfather-comes-home-gif-25775791

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/iZ7dyaPeReY omfg it's HIM

[broken topaz]

its true tho

[stone blade]

hi

alo

[fading shuttle]

exactly that

[slate crown]

i knew that face seemed abit familiar

[stone blade]

no homo

[heady crow]

do you like to hurt people

[stone blade]

I do

[broken topaz]

I did

its all my fault

[stone blade]

i did it and my mom is proud

[fading shuttle]

madness combat my beloved

[broken topaz]

gonna send that to my stalker

[hidden path]

Cori just dmed me

[sleek zinc]

You see I feel that way because I meant to send this.

[undone wave]

Kid named Claymore anti-personel mine

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-stalker-hello-chat-gif-26057082

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ifunny-mr-stark-meme-avengers-gif-21407304

[undone wave]

NH4NO3

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/brisket-bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-gm-good-morning-gif-26654735

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/cooper-jinx-bigfootjinx-im-still-amazed-by-it-cat-gif-23555036

[broken topaz]

brisket my beloved

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible

[sleek zinc]

I own one of these on roblox.

[hidden path]

taking this because it's cute

[sleek zinc]

They are wonderful.

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/mklpkl-monkey-jump-monkey-attack-gif-20830056

[urban ocean]

Me: A Newgrounds Enjoyer from the early to mid 2000s

[fading shuttle]

the good old days

[urban ocean]

[fading shuttle]

madness is still going on

absolute banger still

[somber warren]

bro its been so long

[somber warren]

i am so old

[dreamy hornet]

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67kZkWnbAQs

@slate crown It's literally him

[undone wave]

sex with women 🤮

[grizzled meadow]

You're old stuff, we have done this joke many times

[dreamy hornet]

You got style though

[sleek zinc]

I still need to watch this year's Krinkels madness day stream.

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you, this made me chuckle

Send the pic here

It's amazing

[lusty sonnet]

[undone wave]

[undone wave]

Falcon't

[urban ocean]

Real? Last madness I saw was like 2012

[somber warren]

isn't there a madness standalone game on steam

[dreamy hornet]

I'm a child but I enjoyed making it

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InEqTEbT14A

4 months old mate

get watching

theres even a steam game

[urban ocean]

jfc

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992785175165538405/1040905137302020136/tenor-2.gif

[undone wave]

obligatory pitbull joke

[fading shuttle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/488860/MADNESS_Project_Nexus/

Steam

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Price

$24.99

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9690

▶ Play video

[undone wave]

updoots to the left redditors

[fading shuttle]

pretty good too

[fading shuttle]

cheshyre still makes music for it too

[somber warren]

bruh the dog cock

[stone blade]

yw

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704398349075349528/1021640152143101952/unknown-34.png?width=816&height=676
Fuck it
look at my art

[fading shuttle]

furry

[undone wave]

Hell yeah bruther

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-youre-your-yourself-straight-face-gif-26118421

[grizzled meadow]

What about your pfp, it looks like something from Jojo

[undone wave]

Pretty sure that's an owl tho
They're usually covered in feathers

Guy I made up
I like jojo too much so I yoinked the art style

[hidden path]

ain't offtopic a place where people post their art regularly?

[swift scarab]

Honestly looks like a nondescript Jotaro to me

No idea

We also have #╟📸screenshots

[hidden path]

Looks like my wife

[somber warren]

what wife?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704398349075349528/1023098405947445298/unknown.png?width=1155&height=676
It's #🎪bruh-fart Cope

[grizzled meadow]

Only for GAMMA and I think other Stalker games

[swift scarab]

Ah

[undone wave]

brain shid and brain cum

[hidden path]

Ma wife

[heady crow]

the experienced doesent know

smh

[hidden path]

I was saying offtopic's a good place if you wanna post regularly

[swift scarab]

I never leave this channel besides the vc occasionally

Look

[hidden path]

You are stuck here

[heady crow]

oh yea h that exists

[hidden path]

banished

[heady crow]

what was it again

[somber warren]

how do i even do that

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752753006541537282/1021974804217200752/unknown.png?width=749&height=676
This one's objectively my best work

[swift scarab]

Click on your pfp

Go to apps

Then do “see user stats”

[somber warren]

no

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334004500702691329/1047273785922965544/image.png

[undone wave]

Sorry for drawing a W*man it won't happen again

[heady crow]

not bad

[somber warren]

literally not there

[heady crow]

cope

[slim osprey]

Real

[swift scarab]

Do /me then

[undone wave]

How bruno not experienced

[swift scarab]

Tada

[slim osprey]

Ahh

[heady crow]

that would make my day

[undone wave]

how do these roles even work

[heady crow]

idk i had veteran but it got removed twice

[somber warren]

i spend to much time here goddamn

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-it-just-works-bethesda-this-all-just-works-gif-20598651

[slim osprey]

Spend enough time here and you get them

[hidden path]

I don't dislike my time here at all

[heady crow]

based

[rugged sedge]

I find the majority of you lot interesting

[slim osprey]

Top 8 in messages

[heady crow]

nerd

[broken topaz]

I am not shitposting enough

[hidden path]

Top best brainfart users

[slim osprey]

Chronically online

[somber warren]

i'm coming for your place

[slim osprey]

Unironically keeping brainfart alive

[hidden path]

Love you guys

[slim osprey]

Love you too dude

[hidden path]

in a gay) way

[somber warren]

first i'm gonna overtake cori tho

[undone wave]

besties

[broken topaz]

no you arent

[hidden path]

oomfies

[undone wave]

I hope we all get drone striked together

[rugged sedge]

Terminally online brainfart

[slim osprey]

Real

[rugged sedge]

Yeah you can call me mam, (Military aged male)

[undone wave]

#1 Deagle hater right here

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-cutest-thing-ive-ever-seen-so-cute-omg-aww-adorable-gif-14823901

[slim osprey]

I hope we get psy-op'd

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-james-morgan-mcgill-slippin-jimmy-bob-odenkirk-mugshot-gif-18613260

[slim osprey]

What if I was the one doing the psyop?

[somber warren]

already happening

[rugged sedge]

But what if we are the psyop?

[slim osprey]

What if I was actually a fed

[dreamy hornet]

On all levels, I am inexperienced

[undone wave]

falco is a fed confirmed

[gloomy roost]

Juno PTSD

[somber warren]

Brainfart knows about the psyop, shut it down

[hidden path]

what if we held hands at the LSD village

[slim osprey]

What if I wasn't real

[dreamy hornet]

[heady crow]

i hope we fall on opposing sides of a conflict and start a romeo and juliet esque romance

[slim osprey]

Pray on my downfall all you want

Your prays will fall on deaf ears

[rugged sedge]

Being a hater is so important

[hidden path]

I'll hold your hand

[slim osprey]

uwu :3

Hold on I just remembered something

@broken topaz Was it you that sent an audio saying uwu?

[rugged sedge]

You left the stove on?

[broken topaz]

yea

that was me

[hidden path]

Swag

[slim osprey]

Holy shit my memory actually working today

[slim osprey]

There it is

Why you sound so submissive

[broken topaz]

i did a few takes to make it sound like that

i go the extra mile

[slim osprey]

Appreciate the hard work

[somber warren]

sounds like someone is forcing you at gunpoint to say that

[broken topaz]

someone was

it was me

i put a gun to my head

[somber warren]

goddamn

blink twice if you need help

[hidden path]

Ah shit

Ain't bad

[slim osprey]

A gun to the head isn't that bad

If anything it'll end quick

[somber warren]

a bullet to the head is tho

[rugged sedge]

Just do what Detroit Urban Survival Training does!

[grizzled meadow]

Bro sound like a girl

[broken topaz]

i have a normal dude speaking voice

I dont use my girl voice around people yet

It not honed enough

[slim osprey]

You still sounded submissive and breedable when you joined that one vc

[hidden path]

[somber warren]

a normal German dude speaking voice you mean right?

[undone wave]

Verspeisen sie Arsch?

[somber warren]

Ja

[broken topaz]

Ja

[hidden path]

I speak with an accent

can't get rid of it

[rugged sedge]

I have no accent. I am a mystery

[hidden path]

strength to people who don't sound fuckin dumb

[slim osprey]

I have no idea how my english voice sounds like

[somber warren]

no one can

[heady vapor]

you dont have an accent you just have a lisp from speaking a retarded language

[rugged sedge]

Provide a sample then

[slim osprey]

Nah

[broken topaz]

sexy

[hidden path]

have you tried suckling on my tit

[heady vapor]

yes please

😳

[slim osprey]

You guys will only get to hear my voice when doing brainfart meetups (vc)

[broken topaz]

hot

[slim osprey]

Don't compliment my voice or I'll cum

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-jelly-oh-my-goodness-gracious-jiggly-gif-26341426

[heady crow]

you have a cute voice

interesting accent

[slim osprey]

UwU

[heady crow]

maybe even sexy at points

[slim osprey]

Shhh shut up

Don't call it sexy

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/tunnel-sex-japanese-man-scream-screaming-gif-25201919

[heady crow]

now i have no idea about mine. Isnt exactly the typical rally english of my peoples

[hidden path]

honest to god

[heady crow]

but aint neutral for sure

[slim osprey]

He just like me

[hidden path]

this is like a dialogue line from a AoE npc

[dreamy hornet]

[slim osprey]

I will die doing sex

[hidden path]

Sounds like Bruno's about to gather wood to build a fort

[swift scarab]

The ice cream truck is outside :D

[heady crow]

made it a bit too long on the last loo

[swift scarab]

Imma buy an ice cream sandwich

[broken topaz]

ice cweam

[hidden path]

fuckin

I'm gonna try for lines

[broken topaz]

average german soldier 1945

[slim osprey]

Real

[hidden path]

wait no

rommate's home and I'm shy

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[heady crow]

viking villager voice lines

[somber warren]

And on this Episode of Mark Felton Productions: A German Soilder and a Soviet solider fight on the same side for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laB5n9s8fEE

[hidden path]

I'll record greek villager voicelines from aom tomorrow

[broken topaz]

ill record my sex moans

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

Ay yo

When?

[broken topaz]

Give me a day or two for practice

[slim osprey]

Bet

I'm a patient guy

[broken topaz]

I'll give you 10 minute asmr recording

[somber warren]

[slim osprey]

Bet

[broken topaz]

ITS A JOKE

DISCLAIMER

[slim osprey]

If it's good enough I'll nut to it

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

yeah yeah, keep saying that

[slim osprey]

What?

[solar obsidian]

cori always giving blue balls

[slim osprey]

I'd be happy if someone did that for me

You need to learn to be more grateful

[slim osprey]

Very hot

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-cavill-geralt-of-rivia-the-witcher-fuck-gif-15913480

[slim osprey]

I know right

[trim pilot]

quick someone post nsfw or you have no dick

[fading shuttle]

FOUND IT

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[hidden path]

Ain't listening to moans

[broken topaz]

do it

[hidden path]

sorry everyone, I will stay like I am

[broken topaz]

I promise you wont be disappointed

[hidden path]

I know I won't

[slim osprey]

Bro trust me

It's worth it

Do it

[hidden path]

But if I don't get laid for another 5 years I'll get magic

[fading shuttle]

i havent gotten laid for 18 years, am i magical yet?

[slim osprey]

Shit bro

[hidden path]

Honeslty think I could do decent greek voicelines

[trim pilot]

use a fan

[heady crow]

i could do the rest of the viking voicelines

[hidden path]

I'll do tomorrow

[heady crow]

many of them are ingrained to my memory from playing aoe2 since like 9 years old

[hidden path]

I'm AoM

sorry bro

[heady crow]

ya

[hidden path]

cna't work between us

oh

I thought it was aoe2 voicelines you tried

[heady crow]

huh

they were

[hidden path]

Ok it do sound good

[grizzled meadow]

Banger

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[hidden path]

I need to voice train

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

Probably an incredible banger, let's hear it

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-black-pooping-gif-26483466

[grizzled meadow]

Banger confirmed as soon as vocals kicks in

[hidden path]

I want to be 90kg and sound like an anime girl

[slim osprey]

Do it no balls

[hidden path]

I could have been trans if my jaw wasn't so sharp

[eager quest]

wait youre a dude?

[eager quest]

oh hell nah i been fooled by someone's submissiveness again

[solar obsidian]

again

[slim osprey]

Just don't be fooled lmao

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow wtf is experienced

how do you become experienced in brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

You are experienced

[eager quest]

@grizzled meadow listen to me you pasta

enjoyer*

[hidden path]

If it's submissive, I like it anyways

[real tinsel]

yes i have a sheet that's purely dedicated to brainfart

[eager quest]

when do we vc again

[real tinsel]

but the rest of them?

[grizzled meadow]

Ah no you can't be experienced

I need @uncut obsidian fuck this

Tell me again the difference between veteran and experienced

I just want to add the old timers

[eager quest]

dude do you not know english

[slim osprey]

Real

[real tinsel]

i have cool color and <@&1046719555101278248> have shit color

[grizzled meadow]

Shut up or I'll ban you

Sorry my cat jumped on the keyboard

[solar obsidian]

yes ofc

[eager quest]

you have a cat?

[grizzled meadow]

More than one

[real tinsel]

when we marry we'll combine our cats and make the ultimate cat

i have 3 cats how many do you have

[trim pilot]

catmeggadon

[eager quest]

and then make him fight my gigadevil cat

my evil cat

he is stronk

and chunky

he destroy

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow did you go to count how many cats you have

[eager quest]

stop pinging @grizzled meadow so much

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[hidden path]

can't post cats

they're not nearby

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802276204425117697/1045842526277480448/2A73A57F-94BD-4BEC-B833-2BF2B604018B.gif

[trim pilot]

im gonna post my gfs pussy

[eager quest]

AHAHAHHAHA I FORGOT I HAD THIS

japanese people be like

[rugged sedge]

Can't post cats. I don't have any

[trim pilot]

ok why the fuck can i just not send pussy pictures

it doesnt tell me why

[real tinsel]

https://imgur.com/kCkAThO

[real tinsel]

send pussy gifs

[abstract path]

Yall heard about the sperm decline?

[trim pilot]

yeah its you and coris fault

[real tinsel]

why would you decline sperm

free protein

[rugged sedge]

Is that measured after DDD?

[real tinsel]

ding dong destroyer

[abstract path]

I....you can say so

[hidden path]

Sperm declined

had to go to the bank

[rugged sedge]

Destroy Dick December

[real tinsel]

i like my dick

why destroy it

[grizzled meadow]

6

And a dog

[hidden path]

Respect

[rugged sedge]

Falco has a zoo

[hidden path]

6 cats is good

I wish I had more cats

[trim pilot]

my pussy when he doesnt approve of the food i gave him

[hidden path]

today was an alright day

I have to get up in 5 hours

[trim pilot]

@broken topaz @abstract path

[abstract path]

You're funny... -_-

[trim pilot]

i have a remarkable talent for annoying people

i wouldnt say im funny

[hidden path]

luv me cats

luv me catboys

luv me catgirls

simple as

[hidden path]

what

[hidden path]

cry about it

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026780041461366804/1046778285587169280/Screenshot_20221128-232259.jpg

Veterans = people who have been here since like February, I've even seen people who have been here since 2021 (basically 6+ months), AND those people have been playing GAMMA since then

Experienced - this who joined in September or earlier AND they know alot about the game

Also both people with those roles chat about the game at least sometimes (in #🔍automod-notifications, #╟🔫loadouts, #╓☢stalker-chat, etc), basically if you can see in their message logs that they're showing their knowledge about the game (by giving advices about weapons to newbies, for example)

[wind forum]

Can I just get a blue role because I like blue

[uncut obsidian]

Example: some Invictus players in #🔍automod-notifications

[abstract path]

I have alot to learn

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[heavy peak]

Like reading, innit?

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian if i spammed the pogfish gif over and over again would i get experienced

[abstract path]

I can read 4 languages and you?

[trim pilot]

[uncut obsidian]

you'd get brain damage

[heavy peak]

Same, your point?

Weren't you the one that read instructions and still didn't understand what to do?
(Or im just too drunk and mistake you for someone else with sinilar pfp)

[abstract path]

Your mother :v

[abstract path]

When did you even join dude

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729840549346934834/957058939617415248/video0-21.mp4

[rugged sedge]

Ben

[plucky void]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpostverdade/status/1506770561334231040?s=20&t=bOxQdv6TDdgNPaIgTkXy7A

[solar obsidian]

https://youtu.be/fSM_SO0GIBc

[plucky void]

whoa 7 digit phone number now I know that's old

aight time for more

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729840549346934834/972187786125930556/2_5452025884905051559.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

This dude is italian btw

[quartz saffron]

Today has been going slow

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729840549346934834/978710492883337226/281216394_519982189832911_2283641624311891595_n.mp4

[onyx birch]

Got damb Loona hitting the boof

[quartz saffron]

Experienced > Veteran

Btw

[heady crow]

^

experienced are chill

veterans have no life

[slim osprey]

Wow

You really gonna say that about me

[solar obsidian]

🍿

[quartz saffron]

Veteran tagged is just the participation trophy for those who found out about Gamma before the YouTubers did

Fax

[heady crow]

you are exception rather than the rule

[slim osprey]

That's what I thought

❤️

[heady crow]

ive been active here for like 8 months but barely typed in other chats even though ive played gamma the entire duration

[quartz saffron]

🤝

[heady crow]

i have no need for such roles

[swift scarab]

Just curious, anyone know where in the game the main menu screen is at?

Some underground area with fruit punch anomalies

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-early-gif-18074307

[solar obsidian]

agroprom

[slim osprey]

Agroprom underground

[heady crow]

always thought it was agroprom underground

ye

[swift scarab]

Currently there rn, must be in a different area

[heady crow]

cropol i need your opinion

[slim osprey]

Just after the spiral stair at the bandit camp

[swift scarab]

I’ll try and look for it

[slim osprey]

Yeah?

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjp4d2QUKI

this thumbnail

[plucky void]

o shit

[plucky void]

deleted by acccident

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729840549346934834/979901472831590400/4965213e2bbaa693.mp4

[slim osprey]

Thumbnail real

[slim osprey]

Go where bandits are, kill them and then go down the stair, can't miss it

[slim osprey]

What about it?

[heady crow]

i think its cute :3

your opinion on it?

[slim osprey]

Reminds me of a cat up close to the camera

[swift scarab]

Currently in the hidey hole where the military documents are, I’ll take a look

[slim osprey]

10/10

[slim osprey]

Bet

What faction you playing as?

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/980555157492351027/Facebook_undefinedSource_57-1-1-2.mp4

[swift scarab]

Duty, I also have two companions down here with me with FALs

[slim osprey]

Ew duty

Why?

[heady crow]

duty :/

tell me you are just grinding out quests for early game

[swift scarab]

If I was playing Mercs still y’all would’ve said the same thing

[slim osprey]

Nope

I like merc gameplay

[heady crow]

depends

[onyx birch]

Average FAL enjoyer

[heady crow]

mercs with restricted zone is really fun to play since you actually have to pass through enemy territory a fuckton

but if you are avg edgelord aka typical merc player eh

[slim osprey]

I like playing mercs cause it never gets easy

[swift scarab]

I just like Mercs cause their voice lines sound like Steve Blum

[slim osprey]

Starts out hard and keeps being hard up until you get some really good equipment

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/357063673266831371/1047290402488717405/f8e27da8c0424a229e78e9f263d5a9a2.png?width=533&height=676

[onyx birch]

can confirm

[heady crow]

oh yeah especially the early game. Fucker you are always passing through rostok and shit trying to not get your shit blown

cant imagine doing an iron man run

[slim osprey]

I did

Several tries

[swift scarab]

I have an old Rostok screenshot around here somewhere

Lemmie find it

[slim osprey]

I can tell you

Merc ironman is either the most fun you can have or the most pain you can have

[heady crow]

yeah i can bet

prolly should try it

rn bored out of my mind at jupiter sitting on 100k roubles and fuckall many quests to be completed when i get back south

[slim osprey]

Average endgame experience

[slim osprey]

I try to purposefully handicap myself when reaching endgame, otherwise the game gets too easy

[swift scarab]

#🎪bruh-fart message

Found it

[heady crow]

ya. You done any unisg runs to tell me about?

rare aldo post below it

wtf

[swift scarab]

Was during the panic over the old AC games

[slim osprey]

Nope

[swift scarab]

But yeah, that pic was my last aftermath of fighting in Rostok

[slim osprey]

Tho I was planning on doing one before I got bored and decided to take a break

[heady crow]

ye. I scrolled up a bit and saw the same memes i posted like last week

[swift scarab]

Probably didn’t even kill everyone in that lol

[slim osprey]

Probably gonna do one when I get back

[heady crow]

alright nice nice

[heady crow]

am interested in doing one when i eventually unlock the faction. Should be more interesting than avg cs or loner start

well tbf all starts in south of the zone feel the same expect merc and bandit

[swift scarab]

Which quests need done to unlock all the factions?

I know one of the main ones is for renegades

[slim osprey]

All of the main story ones lol

[trim pilot]

i figured this would help a lot of people here

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605890709953970183/1042198491818119218/507F0CB0-59FC-4F45-B6A9-9EEE4D473155.gif

[slim osprey]

I think it's called operation afterglow the one that unlocks ISG

[swift scarab]

I thought Sin needed something special done to get it

[slim osprey]

Tho you can just type ISG on the character loadout screen and get the faction without doing the quest

[slim osprey]

Sin needs you to complete Mortal Sin

[swift scarab]

Ah

I’m probably not far enough in yet

[swift scarab]

Currently on whatever quest line the main duty guy gives you that leads to agroprom

[slim osprey]

I think typing "dreh" gave you sin without completing their quest

[slim osprey]

That's the living legend quest

It has you follow Strelok

[plucky void]

with all the femboy simping in this channel, people suddenly criticize it

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/TnGl01FkMMo

[swift scarab]

I have two of those thatre similar, one wants me to go to find Doc or whatever his name is in the swamps, and the one I’m on has me finding stuff in agroprom

[quartz saffron]

Let’s a go

[trim pilot]

femboy hooters?

[slim osprey]

Ohhh okay

[swift scarab]

Yea

Like I said, no idea

[plucky void]

physically impossible cause hooters need big tits

[slim osprey]

The one that has you find Doc is living legend, the other one is just random ass quests that take you with different people

[solar obsidian]

CBT Role users be aware

[rugged sedge]

Testicular torsion

[swift scarab]

So just more money I guess, or is there an end goal for this one?

[eager quest]

non-functioning testicle enjoyers when the erectile dysfunction enthusiasts walk in

[trim pilot]

testicular traumatization

[slim osprey]

You need to complete Living Legend to get Renegades, after that you'll unlock Mortal Sin, complete it and you get Sin, and then same thing with Operation Afterglow but for ISG

[slim osprey]

Yeah, just extra money

[swift scarab]

Fek

[eager quest]

ok but have you heard about

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-meme-meme-stealing-stealing-me-stealing-a-meme-meme-stealing-license-gif-26309375

[eager quest]

greh

isg

and i forgot what it was for renegades

or sin

[swift scarab]

Well, screw the military then, guess I’m going to the Swamps as duty for the first time

[eager quest]

in the new game menu

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

Yeah

Scroll up and you'll see me mention about it

Renegade for Renegades
Greh for Sin
ISG for ISG

[swift scarab]

I remember having an old conversation in #╟🔫loadouts with Grok over guns as a merc to start with, I was fairly new then

[slim osprey]

TOZ-106

That thing has short range but the tight grouping and cheap ammo makes it worth it

[heady crow]

i remember mentioning starting a merc campaign with only using axes and explosives and aldo saying that hes glad gamma doesent have multiplayer

[slim osprey]

Good for light armored enemies and mutants alike

[swift scarab]

Anywho, back to agroprom I go

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[reef anchor]

Gonna just

[reef anchor]

Put this here

[heady crow]

8 months agp

[slim osprey]

Casually flexing my status as a veteran by sharing all my in-game knowledge

[swift scarab]

I think I haven’t even touched ieds yet personally

[slim osprey]

Haven't played in like 4 months btw

[heady crow]

[swift scarab]

Ofc it was Aldo lmao