#🎪bruh-fart
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Ayo?
He's gonna have Vietnam flashbacks
#mod-furryRP is real
was, aldourien put an end to it
fucking fun police


Aaa
I am a degenerate
He's also using an actual dictionary
i know that
What a fucking chad
My god 70yo and french?
fr*nch
Wholesome legend tbh
bro i can tell you from experience, most comp sci students are degen
I have seen one guy with long pink nails in my first semester, I know
Half of the local BDSM community is the computer science faculty
Dont ask how i know
They call him dungeon master tom forde
And I am in the middle, a firefighter and police applicant. Bru
i almost became a firefighter
Youth firebrigade until like 16, and would have transitioned into active service
but had other interests
Wait, which fire department? NMS?
Gotta say, them mobile game ads do be getting outa hand
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974410300843507803/1046866491531870318/getvideo.page-adlKqLxJ0VJP29HN.mp4
my cat smells like butt
ngl one of the best commercials
No small town
bought bread
holy fuck lmfao
there's a kitten at my workplace and he smells like piss
or i smell like piss
i haven't figured out yet
more likely
yea it's time for her yearly shower
HIS

mine doesn't
get it a penis then
my cat usually cleans herself pretty well but she got into the trash recently
the kitten is definitely going to follow me home after i leave work
they always do that
"follow"
i can't take them with me because i already have 3 huge cats and kittens are a pain in the ass to take care of
but they do always follow me home after i play with them and stuff
you dont know what youve awakened
i have to run really fast so they can't catch up
I intended it
@slate crown do you wanna do this with me
Hey I like this channel
yes
fuck that
I can flirt with brüno here
everyone can flirt with bruno here
Goodbye my fellow shit posters
fuck you
i said no feet
@teal crescent is my new bae
because he WANTS to do the feet holding
disgusting
i may be a sllut but i have standards
no i don't
See you in 2 hours big boy
of course you don't
Can't, have left overs that I need to eat or they'll go bad

Plus khornite might murder me later when I see him
Real murder hours
Khornite Glussy.
khornite sounds like it could be a mineral name in drg
Khornite gem right here
me and my wife (me on the left)
There's a really buggy but fun mod for contractors
That makes it into team fortress
Tf 2 VR
Bro i love these anims
Uma Thurman is my mother

Pretty sadge if she's Romanian tbh
kitty

holy shit he said the things
Is this a porn
next you're gonna tell me Price says "It's Pricin' time"
the game made 999999 priceillion dollars
doing assignement
see this word
PTSD
what tarkov does to a mf
@narrow lotus

me no understand tarkov player humor
l 'o l
It's a cursed maze of a map
Look at the layout of the map
just like a regular shopping center
source engine Chris Rock
mfw he gets Chimera hunt as his first mission
He actually knows how to take screenshots
now that's a fuckin achievement right there
half of the brainlets in newcomers don't even know how to read
He is self aware that he's old n slow lol
slow and steady wins the race
yeah
that guy was a rare exception
I dont follow but I like the vibes
there was a 70 year old installing the game
we basically all united to help him
using a french dictionary
On god?
fr fr no cap
And he's STILL using a fucking dictionary instead of using an online translator
What a fucking chad
Kinda based ngl
Fucking legend
Fr fr ongod
he's old school but he's got the spirit
Get him a W.A.L.K.E.R
@slate crown
yes i saw
i hate
@sturdy copper where U at big boy
kislev found him
By y'all I mean Bob pilled people
funny enough I spent more time on interchange than any other map when I played tarkov
I have a hunch who you are
But grey clothing and long hair really doesn’t narrow it down
seems about right
i know a friend
who acts like a homosexual person in one server
like a femboy in another
I'm third row from the front
like a bodybuilder in another
Sitting with another dude
and like a normal person in another
White hoody, surgical mask?
Target located, missile inbound

schizo grindset
I might have just taken a fat guess
Throw paper at me
I am only using a laptop lmao
Hug whoever you think cori is
Throw the laptop at me
What could go wrong
But think of what could go right
Mate, I know who Cori is, Cori doesnt know who I am
schizo moment
Lies
i can confirm
lmao is this a college meeting place now
yay threesome
@slate crown your pfp is an OC right?
i mean neco arc isn't original but yea it's an original drawing
i didn t expect people here to actually know each other irl
No shit 
Anyway, is the pose OC as well?
@real tinsel is living in your walls
partially
how is that possible when im living in his walls
do you see the cool message?
hes watching tentacle hentai rn so he cant be in my walls
So you know people around here irl
that's from this
they dont know me but i know them

for example i know @slate crown is really into yiff
TRUE
fuck off

I have awoken
Good
Why am I a different color again
atleast we know for sure khornite identified the right silly fella in the lecture hall
because
yes
What's for dinner
Chaos is sour flavored now
elbow macaroni soup with beef bones
Okay perfect, that's what I wanted to know
oh yeah and @dreamy hornet really enjoys warhammer softcore
What is this slander
yea I'm too lazy to make anything special today
just that and rice
I can gurantee you you won't be able to make me out @broken topaz. I will come over during the brak
please do
I feel special to be white still 🙂
?
even tho I deserve veteran
I've been here quite a while ffs
im the person who came here to play the game and then got blinded by this cahnnel
yes u bring cevapci i bring mici cu bere 🤝 true eastern european meal in Kaufland Parking lot
Wait, you were srs?
Bruh I'm blu again
yes

or lidl
Dunno man, I'm not very good with food in English so, "elbow" and bones stuff really made me think you were fuckin around
Anywho, it is now Tuesday, which means it’s time for me to go to my local center and get a giant needle inside my vein to get paid for selling blood
lmao 
Ofc
I should take a picture of my load out so far as duty
What the fuck
I’m doing alright I think
Why am I piss color now
Yes
Stop changing the damn roles
piss bois 
piss play bois
They should make me moderator
puke yella 🤮
Blame Madirex more likely then not
This travesty would not happen if I was in place of Aldo
real or fake
piss bois 😋

now we have any easy way to see whos in to piss play


I still find it funny that just from the short time I’ve been here I’ve gotten within the top 100 of most messages according to that one bot
So anyone that has the colour is into watersports?
Click on your pfp, go to apps, then click user stats
p!infractions @trim pilot
Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 4
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 11/23/2022 07:54pm UTC
Reason: Baiting , pedophilia memes , creating useless drama
Moderator: Grok#2049
Time: 11/23/2022 08:35pm UTC
Reason: The Crackhead#8897
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 11/25/2022 10:13am UTC
Reason: check what you are about to post before posting it. #📄rules political content and antisemitism
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 11/28/2022 02:51pm UTC
Reason: Extreme sexually explicit content.



Pedophilia???

it was a cursed roblox chat
Ah, that one
jesus christ it's so much harder to read chat with this piss yellow color
Be grateful you’re still pink
and it stays that way
idk madirex made them , honestly Veteran should be for people who were here for 1 year and didnt fuck up badly
no you didnt
and experienced for the ones that excusively play gamma
and whatever you didnt see, was a lie anyway
Give me back my blue color
gamma players' role should be "actually plays gamma"
Mom get the camera, I'm not a disappointment! 
I love you so much <3
and there should be a verified shitposter role
<@&1023724927532150855>
ah
bruh
Experienced is people who Mad decided at least know how to play Gamma, Veteran are people who are good at it and also did things for the community, like YouTube videos
To whom it may concern
I used to be one, but Falco got rid of it once I started pinging him incessantly on how to update the launcher and such so I could pester the updating channel instead

What do you mean "thanks"? Take off your clothes
@fringe oriole
thanks I'll send this to my bf

cant am in a lecture
thats just a psychological limitation
it is
you need to power through it 
im sure i would distract others tho
worst case scenario she hates it and rips me a new asshole tonight
so win win honestly 
That sounds like a win
If it’s the stereotypical lecturing hall you can probably get away with no pants


not here
Sadge
Would
wow so funni
I’m coming for your AK and your shirt
How about you come for me instead? 
Nah I just need the clothes and the firepower
cropol rejected live in chat
How dare you

never
werent you muted for spamming that gif?
spam homosexual gifs and i think the mods will like you and unmute you @high jasper
This can’t end poorly
Nah
we like to have the pogfish to ourselves here
michael mando is 10/10
of course the first exile we get in a long time and he's an obnoxious one
you could only live inside my balls
Pot calling the kettle black there
father is that you
impossible
i've never did the sex with a female woman
What about a male man
fuck off @high jasper noone likes your spam
also no
I kinda vibe with it
or would you prefer i spammed shitty gifs too?
Since people shitposting isn’t working, shut the fuck up already
Do you want to?
Damn
I am ambivalent
of course
The quality of this shitpost channel is of the same level of poggif spam
I prefer variety over the quantity of a single meme
Which isnt to say I hate it
Just that it is what it is
oh wait thats political
wenis
getting tired of seeing reposts
don't worry moderators only check this channel once a month to ensure we haven't accidentally killed ourselves
i thought this is a serious channel, lads
arent they gonna throw a party when they find out we did?
you mean everyday
Serious circus tent
It got taken over by normies
no they love us
in the same way a father loves his deformed child
deformed is putting it lightly
falco always comes here for the gae posting
Your father loved you?
My father does :3
falco is closeted homosexual
id say massively inbred and mentally challenged
FREE THE FISH
Hold on let change that
fuck off
My daddy loves me :3
That’s it
I think its more of a wardrobe
FREE ME MY FOLLOWERS
🎣
noone likes you
@scenic sable Would you be so kind as to make this man piss off, he’s doing nothing but spamming the same fish gif and being an idiot
aldo ping
your daddy loves me too :333
im gonna go now
free the fish
free the fish
free the fish
time to leave, sir
:333
yea he's definitely brain damaged
a perfect fit for #🎪bruh-fart
Great minds think alike
Aldo gonna come in like that British slapping video
FREE THE FISH
indeed we do
but this is low effort brain damage
exactly
Give us something worthy
he probably didn't get beaten by his dad as a kid
About to say, at least try to be funny
Good
mine hit me in the head like a total of 37 times as a kid, which is why i'm such a cool person to be around
same
he hit me in the head with the fish
Apparently not enought times
should've stayed in your dads balls
fish is mushy and soft
@narrow lotus @high jasper is spamming the chat and generally being annoying
you need something hard to develop a fun personality
Ping aldo no balls
pogfish is love pogfish is life
like your hands in a punch or something metallic
oh i got something hard for you
same
fuck off
a hard muscular pogfish
Since Aldo seems busy, @grizzled meadow Do you mind yeeting @high jasper out of existence, doing nothing but spamming the same gif and being a nuisance
one time is funny 4e-2998 is fucking stupid
this is the purpose of brainfart
Ping Grok
It is not
i am here for the pogfish
nobody thinks about the @narrow lotus
dare
This is true
p!mute @high jasper 7d gifspam.....again
🙀
@high jasper has been muted for 1 week.
he gone agian
again 
thank fuck for that
Jesus
I AM IMMORTAL
Oh motherfuck
THE POGFISH SURVIVES
uh

nvm then
Now this is actually funny
a yeah the secret mute dodge everyone forgets
finally
what the fuck
Peace and quiet
Mans said no to being muted. He did not consent
peace and quiet for 0.2 seconds
who postd that
Hes too powerful to be left alive!
@narrow lotus don't give them the brainfart role if you want to mute them
i didnt
i recorded the moment, will be memeing it
someone else did
Understandable
Falco probably gave it to them and forgot


kwatos
The Kratosmobile
Cartos
Carlos
carlos
Carlos
@broken topaz
:3 x3 uwu OwO
R
e

@real tinsel
e
@broken topaz , traps are ghey
yes
Thanks cropol
LineChu moment
I am once again asking, what does "thanks"? Take off your clothes
Alright bet

get naked RIGHT NOW
I'll pester you until you actually do it
that's a good feeling
You should undress yourself, now
you rn
time is not a limiting factor here
yes officer, these people right here
He can join in too I don't mind
no we wont
bro is trolling everyone with that fake ?
man do any of y'all like femboys? just asking
i like penis
asking for a friend
2 threesomes in 1 day? @broken topazs having a field day
Yeah I like femboys
neko is so horny he's willing to kill a man for some bussy
do y'all like fem-man tho?
Yes
I make no exceptions
If they are hot enough they can get it
progressive
no that just decides who bottoms
@unborn knoll Either keep your weird ass gifs up or stop trying to post them
Make up your mind
Why femboy always come with some 8 inches dick attached to them?
to taunt you
Their height went to the dick instead
Real
u seen 
N0
It’s a 50/50 these days
Me being one of the shortest mfs in here
man i could be a femboy fr fr short ahh dick
literally me when playing mordhau
hows the weather down there?
im gonna call the cops
mb
wait no
i swear imma make you a marketable plushie
Hot, someone needs to pick me up so I can catch some fresh air
lmao
too late
crystal is in on the gangbang now?
meant to reply to crystal
No
Tiny ass
to what tho
I'll have you know my ass is not tiny
doubt
prove it
Pay bitch
tinny ass
He knows. No free content
Only reason it wouldn’t be is if someone used it recently

to the one were @swift scarab asked you to undress with: i'm gonna call the cops
What
ahhhh lmao
dude
What does that mean
English is not my first language sometimes I don't understand shit and this is one of those times
lmao ?
sometimes not knowing a certain language is better
I’m 19, but mkay
he's saying he doesn't want your ass with someone elses cum in it
because you won't understand what they are screaming
ik that
its because youre mad
Hey my ass hasn't been fucked
I’m too lazy to be mad on the internet

I aught to make a bingo card for brainfart
Hey Ledy
BASED
Gday laddie
G'day lads
tips fedora
guess you used some methamphetamine
dont say it
good day to you too, person in my head
the "person" in your head is actually you. You think of your tiny little head voice as a separate person as a way of escaping from your pent up traumas
Agreed 🤝
says the schizo
Tbh i wasn't even there
my head people are all very distinct
BONK
i could make you cease to exist with my brain
But i had to wait for the doctor 3 fucking hours
why
do it pussi
So that counts
but you are a shizo for real
i am
Waiting in da waiting room
unironically a schizo
why to the doctor idiot
im not joking when i say that
@real tinsel no balls
Heavy cycle problems yesterday
Had to check up

only my anti psychotic medication tethers me to the real world
I don't fucking know dude
take the normal pills
Bein a teen is fucked up sometimes
you'll outgrow it eventually
Wait didn't you say your family had a history with that or was it someone else?
You should start getting into wh40k , I think you can greatly relate to the imperial psykers

HAHAHAHA
that was me
i know bits and bobs about 40k
Yeah I'll prolly need even more kek
Finally, I rember something about my friends
Ive played Deathulk, and read a little bit
But it' just a phase right?
I didn’t 
need way more then that. you are in puberty till like 21-25
something like that
Does that mean i basically just began
My 40k knowledge mostly originates from memes
Because it fucking sucks
yeah
im like that with all those messages i am reading
Fucking hell Clyde cucking me again
Same. and my ex bf
Ledy make #🎪bruh-fart NSFW so I can send my memes without Clyde fucking up with me
What about me 
im actually great
in a perfect world
A worthy sacrifice
-_-
This is what you get for putting your real age when you made the account
im not lazy just by sitting on a chair all day|| 👀 @swift scarab ||
its a joke
Mean
This looks....poggers
It's common on the internet to never put your real age into anything
well even though the avenger is the best album from them
GIGACUTE. Where you gonna put that mf?
no one fucking uses their real age in the internet
i am not really 23
back of my phone
i am 70 years old
it is poggers
smexy
now get of my lawn damn kids
ty bruno
i just usually put all my band stickers on my laptop
hi bruno
hi ivan
how are you bruno
I hope it happens to you too
doing fine. Almost had a breakdown since phone doesent want to connect through hdmi to my monitor so cant access my files
you ivaan?
but so we can serve side by side in the trenches and form a bond that cannot be broken by anyone or anything, our friendship forged in the fires of war
damn so you got that cable for nothing 
nah i got a usb c to hdmi adapter dongle
fr
works on my laptop but not phone
I'm oke
bro are you Ivan_5kov ????!!
did I tell you I went out with the girl yesterday
and it took you how long to get said dongle?
mfs talking about wanting others to get drafted when they never will go to the army themselves 
and you are?
damn man calm down
one trip to the supermarket
im sorry for all the things i've said
thank god
@heady crow
???/
When the recruiter pulls up and they start trying the boipreggers excuse
wasnt on discord yesterday so
Erik I don't remember you dude
aight
i was about to say you're oddly quiet today
tried to claim twinkpregnancy but they gave me an A mark for health and put me in a brigade up north
and then when my strength fails me and I perish because of femboy genes, you will cry out in anguish and avenge me in a suicidal charge against enemy positions which you will succeed in, after the war you'll become a popular politician and lead the people and turn me into a martyr, make a statue in my name and use it to rile up the people's anger for further conquests against the enemy that killed me @ionic hatch
Holy shit my man living it
twinkpregnancy is real. Keep breeding that twink 🫵 🗿
they're literally muted
Sent to the penal battalion
Real
Keep sucking on his tits too
oh
also wtf im gone for a day and alice got muted
fuc
She said some funny things
she was calling other people communists
aldo saw
the rest is history
Skill issue
it was a good speech tho
thankfully not. I got put to a human place. The real penal battalion is the brigade in pori
I think the exact reason was using it as a slur
I've gotten pounded pretty hard, no pregnancy so far, how's this work exactly
ahahahahahahahahhaa
ty
I have no clue what that means
She got muted for calling communists subhuman
you just keep believing it
oh
Bruno, tell a joke like your ghost pfp
Many women need to try many times before they get pregnant
Keep getting pounded
sure
just means I gotta pound/get pounded twice as much
I'll get on it asap
no
i asked a librarian if they had any books on noise levels
the librarian said "sure, what volume would you like"
Yes exactly

Good joke
ok that wasn't too bad
Another LT
it was bad
You just have bad opinions
my landlord texted me saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is
i replied back: "sure my door is always open"
Good one
@grizzled meadow
Literally got me like
thats what im saying


also I'm like 90% sure I probably accidentally ripped off the story of at least 3 different roman emperors with this
mmm twink
"damn my boytoy twink malewife jasonicus perished in the war against the parthians, now I will kill 800,000 judes" or something like that

