#🎪bruh-fart
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so a cyborg
the huge guy has a gun prosthetic, not really a cyborg
so a cyborg
no mechanical/eletronic parts
if anyone with a prosthetic is a cyborg then yeah lol
everyone with a prosthetic is a cyborg now
we're making being handicapped cool 🤝
Augmented human
i did
i'd augment my entire body if i could
i'd love to have a hand that can do a 360 spin
the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
I found a cute kitten on the web! Look at it's smile ❤️
p!cat
Meow.
Idiot vivecs face looks like that by default
what did you say to me n'wah
You’re a fucking n’wah
Trying to get me warned
mad?
why don't you prophesize some bitches
I heard you wanted to get penetrated by muatra
I love how people who aren’t into elder scrolls bullshit have no fucking clue what we’re saying and referencing
The deep lore
Eye of magnus and the 9th age
Also I think the eye of Magnus is one of vivecs spare testicles
Nuuuuy
Yeah
Galaxy brain
ain't the eye of magnus an AI or some shit
It’s a supercomputer powerful enough to calculate the way to instantly advance the world into a sci fi universe I believe
somthing like that
some mining vessel from the future that dun goofed and travelled back in time after being attacked by space pirates
the what now
Big blue ball underground you find during the college of winterhold quest line
spare?
Cute
I mean
What
Vivec made his spear out of his and molag bals genetalia
And then grew his parts back
So I think he has extra testicles
After having a homosexual relationship with molag bal that spawned 8 demigod monsters he later killed using said spear
@hot solstice
All of this is canon bye
Btw
All of this was written by a guy named Michael Kirkbride who contrary to popular belief was NOT on meth while he wrote it
Instead he was massively sleep deprived and immersed in esoteric religious concepts
😳
went out on a run today
how many calories burned
Yes
all of them
polish "girl" aka femboy
i wish
I'd be cringe and edate if she was a femboy
What is this
post it here
forgot about season 2 of this
I could do more good by posting it on 4chan
https://youtube.com/shorts/lG46iKXMZkE?feature=share why the fuck was this in my YouTube
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Basically soft core ow2
yeah the new widow was a real "try not to be horny" challenge
blizzard sure failed
I mean thats the only thing that keeps overwatch relevant, it's their character models
Overwatch is more of a porn category than a game
Overwatch Porn makers have that time to do that because they make soooooo much money off of it
i wish they made better mercy stuff, too much of it is weird fetish things
Iirc, the models aren't even as good as the OW1 models for the most part
Completely ludicrous amounts of money
Half the people who like ow2 have literally never played the game
I want some of the people who make Overwatch stuff to migrate to mass effect and the Witcher
an intelligent man never pays money for his smut
I once saw futa pharah where you are the one giving bj.. reverse pov.... ANYWAY
Honestly half the people who make ow pornos probably are better than most professional animators
deadass
and they wont ever fuckin migrate because it makes so much goddamn money
i mean some animations are god tier , too bad they waste it on that shit , but if they get commisioned, money is money
Weirdest commission bring the most money, and most damage to sanity
the right price can make all the weird shit in the world
Furry community moment
if money gets really tight, they can just allow furries to commission then
You lost me at vore.
That shit is a crime against humanity
Honestly if you're good at drawing and want to make money just draw for furries. Those motherfuckers will pay for art over food.
every single rich person is a furry, and i have not seen any proof that states otherwise
The furry porn is probably the worst somewhat popular genre of porn there is
Yeah and they aren’t picky to the quality
Because they hire each other
Morals or money is the question
The fucking furry porn shit goes way off the deep end
"ah i see sonic removing his shoes to show off his stinky feet on your resume, hired"
Id go as far as to say it is literally the worst popular genre of porn there is
That's oddly specific.
With how furries pay for art you wouldn’t have to do too many drawings to make a ton of money
its because my eyes have been cursed with seeing that, i did not make it up
I could post the Garfield stinky feet meme but I would probably get banned
i wish they made better tracer stuff aswell
d.va is currently hogging almost all the good artists
Imagine actually following that community
peep the name
Fair but still
Furry art
True
Once you’ve contributed to degeneracy it will always be part of you
Imagine a new person to the server coming in here and seeing us discussing the finer points of virtual porn 💀
read that in g-man's voice
"The right price and the wrong man can make all the weird shit in the world"
I like to imagine this channel alone has scared a lot of people away from stalker
better, we dont want normies
So this is one of those servers isn’t it
Where we hate everyone new
Great.
yeah, brainfart has been very unhappy with the state of affairs since the drewski vid
What happened with that
I’ve only heard bits and pieces
basically drewski posted a vid about gamma and
Oh, how bad did it get
Servers went boom
so we have had a large influx of people, especially people that cant behave and immediately come and try to bend the rules
guess where a good chunk of em came to?
Oh god
How much nazi shit was posted
Yeah I actually didn’t come from drewskis video
and progressively brainfart lost its original identity with the new arrivals, we had a lore and everything and now it barely matters
I think I got into it by looking for a good survival game
Then I saw some posts on Reddit about stalker anomaly and decided to check it out
Led me here
Oof
Tbh drewski was the one who first introduced me to CoC... And then later to gamma
(Whenever he uploads anything stalker related, it immediately pops into recommended for me... And im not even subbed)
i think you can still find the lore doc in the pinned messages somewhere
but yeah, since then a handful of us havent been tolerant or happy with the new arrivals, the others are bit better with that i think
I came into gamma by Drewski; since I knew nothing aside from the OG stalker games I still have on disk and news about stalker 2
I only found out about gamma by asking around for good mods for anomaly
Someone recommended me the gamma modpack
Can I join your cult
I will be intensely xenophobic
And borderline harass new people
went from "so this is one of those servers isn't it?" to "i will be intensely xenophobic and borderline harass new people" based

I do what I can to fit in
bruv ive been here for longer than the majority of newbies and am barely on the periphery of the brainfart community
happens when 90% of newcomers think "brainfart" means "let's be openly racist, sexist, homophobic and/or antisemitic"
Newcomers can't see this channel
And all because I did an oopsie
Which also lead to this^
What did you do
Explain me then
The actual problem is that new people 99% of the time get banned
you are special, our token racist
gotta be inclusive
I’m glad I only caused a major shitstorm 3 days after I joined
honestly new people surviving a month after joining brainfart is impressive
We basically are the old and new guard at the same time
i have no clue where i even fit in with the guard
I’ll be the vanguard
I post cats and it's what I do
veterans are old guard
as they were here from almost beggining
I’ll make sure to be intensely hostile to anyone new and borderline harass them until they leave
Boomer
I'm older guard
White name
but I don't have the tag
Skill issue
I'm a member of this server for 4 days longer than you 
probably left the server once then?
You don't play GAMMA
one of the idiot @ moderators started chaos and now they're trying to fix it. That Falco guy needs to be banned and never be a moderator of even his own bathroom breaks again. Fuck that guy
no one here does, whatchu on about
Anything for the good of the brainfart
i do
I play gamma
i play gamma from time to time
That's what the role is (also) about, talk with Madirex 
Falco
i deleted gamma
Pull out the treestash command 
idk i added it to people who were here for almost a year, means they are somwhat trusted users that didnt get banned or whatever
to make room for monster hunter world
If I were to theoretically haze anyone new to brain fart would that be accepted
!treestash
Stash in Agroprom that seems unreachable: #╓☢stalker-chat message
||Also skill issue
||
I love that command
any kind of harrasement for the sake of it gets punished
Satire
i was 2 days here before cropol i am big man, i am strong please admin
@trim pilot have some lore about my oopsie
half the server should get punished for teasing crystal, then 
oh yeah if thats the rule we are all getting banned
But we do that ironically
Nah but crystal got it deserved 
You can always use the cat excuse
of course we do 
Your honor I only ironically ritually killed 50 babies
It was all just a practical joke
it was for the vine, your honor
Your honor my client was performing a little bit of tomfoolery
just haze falco, he's into that
crystal does it on herself , nobody nothing
crystal : ughhh i feel depressed today fuck everyone and fuck my life
We should ban anyone who posts in brain fart without posting a profile on their harassment abilities towards crystal

This is how my gf takes me to bed
relatable
Not cat video 0/10
Sad!
is ye not into women?
Gender or sex does not matter for me
Elder scrolls moment
but being a jew is his deal breaker bruh
They usually say "heey cori"
ah shit, its the crystal alt
A little dark age meme that’s not insanely racist? What is this?
do you want it to be 
kot
a girl here made an entire edit of little dark age to defend the shape of her nose
I’ve been inspired to make a little dark age edit of tzarina Katharin from age of sigmar and total war 3
I get these inspirations from time to time due to autism
and youre gonna make it insanely racist?
It’s warhammsr
so yes
Ah yes
i was forced to
i <3 getting 1 tapped
By who
We cant date if you play tarkov
Soon gm
We must kill them
Bro i swear imma steb ye
Imma shank ye
I still don't get wtf "little dark age" is and I think I'm a happier person for it
Tarkov fell off massively
@fierce badge
british crystal
Literally just a song
Tarkov was peak when it only had fort and paca and an average network delay of 900ms
A song infamous for being used in nazi propaganda videos
I cant play tarkov
Crystal showing up after seeing the shit being talked
My pc cant handle the gigashit to megafart it needs
But a song nonetheless
this one?
Ye
little dark age got used for more than nazi shit mate
As someone who’s studied extremists on discord, little dark age shows up more in their memes than anything else
i am offended thats all you think when you hear it
Dude
Alright lets just drop it and look at cats stuf
so it's an even more dogwhistling song than Erika?
no
Amongus
q
Your dad
Bruno? I guess.
Bruno yes
not even a fight, an execution
A more even fight would be Cori vs Crystal
Bruno again
What
BRUNO OR YOU!!!!!!!
Bruno again
ez
Man no i ain't a fightin type 
dw crystal i wouldnt lay a finger on you
How big is Bruno?
I can't lose to the man that wants to get fucked by me
Me or you
Height check.
Well atleast that makes me feel a bit better
I have no idea who you are
I'm 5'8
become 18 first and then I'll beat you up
How much is that on normal numbers
God damnit 
like uhmm
Gotta figure out the fighting cards for the brainfart fighting league
120cm yes
Manlet
180cm

Niche how tall r u
alright editing is started
i got a fuckin video of that
time to test the limits of my autism
Wish i was smaller
Can i take your height
Yes please
okay give me a couple inches and we’re made a deal
Real
cori is just crystals tyler durden
we are different people
That's kinda queer don't you think?
NAHH
.
🤨
I want less inches
Shut up everyone knows you are a wh*re Cori
Me when
😭
im not a wh*re
Yeah you're not
Yes you are
silence harlot
That's it you two are going
oh damn
Can't have shit in detroid mang
You're going
@broken topaz
.05 sauce
hory sheet
King shit
Smh cori can i get your height
i mean its just an inch shorter
fed
hey crystal can i get your cock length
Broo!??!
hes straight forward
Uhm..... >->
That's a maybe
WHAT DID I DO!!
i want to give cori a few inches
What the fuck
lets go, pedophillia
LETS FUCKING GOO
YES
I thought you wanted me to do that to you
im also a minor bitch
I can tell
hah, baby
AHAHAHAHA YES THAT ONE THANK YOU

*never post yourself on 4chan, especially
i remember seeing it a few years ago and have been thinkin about it for a long time
thanks rav
🤝
yeah, a friend of mine is dating a femboy he found on 4chan
i keep telling him how awful of an idea that is, but he sure dont listen
the bussy has him entrapped
Another brother lost to the bussy
Meh could be worse
Find a new friend
I once met a femboy from 4chan in person
Or join him
I am also an osu player
its a german femboy with a uh, "interest in history"
Gamer moment
HEy mine was also a german femboy
Literally me
BRO
Guess I'm literally you
Impossible
damn
Rank?
I'm in your walls
my opinion
are you any good?
she he so seal
My walls are pure brick, you can't live inside them
Hmm...rank as in?
osu rank
I'm not like those americans that have paper walls
🦭🦭😭
std
RANK
IDK MY RANK
THE ONE THAT GOES DOWN WHEN YOUR PP GOES UP
Yet
romanian buildings actually have walls not the shitty cheap dogshit the brits and muricans put in their houses so Katrina takes them away
so if u are in my walls im sorry but you are dead fam
Superior brick and concrete wall
eatin soup
AAAAAAA
Idk it yet
I don't look at it
based
I just play for fun cuz why not
@ brainfart reals
good girl
I-
Ay that's a minor
that wasnt meant like that
Literally breaking discord TOS again
Even if she doesnt have the bio anymore , we still know
Illegal in Romania
Not legal
Fair argument
only thing the americans got right is the age of consent
But the chinese
what is it in china?
Some of you mfs
i mean....i guess it saves teenagers from alot of rape accusations
doesnt stop underage pregnancies , violations etc tho
me fr fr
i see that as a bandaid
me
It was either china or japan that had the age of consent on 13
japan
Idfk
but theres some * there
But dude
You stop that with good education, but americans can't figure that one out
Japan yeah cause they beleived they are still Feudal
crystal come on, germany aint that much better
I still don't wanna go there
japan is 13, china 14
German age of consent is 14 with some *
waow!!! so progressive!!!!!
Atleast we don't speak ching chong but instead we speak scheisse
racist crystal arc?
Mashalla
B A S E D
They are german it is in their blood
That dialect is barely even german
It's like argentinians with a suspiciously german sounding last name
I can do different dialects
swear to god , this is the voice actor for every german enemy in the games
polish doesnt count as a german dialect crystal
is does

sorry captain
Argentina basically
But it sounds sort of russian
well its slavic
polish isnt even slavic, we refuse to accept yall
Ofc it js
slavic more like slave -ish
go back to being cave barbarians with your "latin" alphabet
Goddamn
we have leak in the "ballast tank", kitten, go fix it
muie mamei tale
yes daddy captain
hmm yes BALLSast tank
Sorry but i am about to correct you
Thus, i am studying the greek mythogy and some useful runes that are actually doing something
ballast is stored in the balls
i was talking about the "slavs" with a latin alphabet
While you, my friend
Ah
Sit in a chair and talk
i have a gun
Proceed then
ma duc sa ma culc , noapte buna tutror cu exceptia lui Falco
We are different
we are the same
hocus pocus ass, over and under works still
Agreed 🤝
So you know what the heck thurisaz is?
why don't you runecraft yourself some bitches
not a crystal alt
Stop pretending like you two are not the same person
why would i need to
It is so weird seeing you talk to yourself like that
mf doesnt even know what gunpowder is
Ok that's a good one
Sad that it doesn't work lol
Talking to a real one

where the hoe magnet rune at
They are not even real that's your schizophrenia you are talking to
Up my ass
bet
i did this once and we talked more that time trying to make me say who i was reffering to than in the entire year
Jerry get a load of this guy, he thinks you arent real

Nowhere but there are runes to....strengthen your feminine and masculine sides aswell as give you more physical power, actually
listen i get that you think its cool, share your interest in runes and stuff, that doesnt bother me, dont pretend you can fuckin one up us by talking about yog-sothoth or some shit
Is this too political?
CUM?
cum!
Amazing
cum?
Thank you Cori
WHAT
Oh wait
Wrong reply
Why cum
why not
Why not
it has protein
No Nut November brothers stay strong
good for lifting
Y u m
Cum has estrogen
Wait
i should mute Cori for whatever is left of NNN
What
do not fail brothers
bro i failed NNN at 1 am 01.11
I said what I said
do me too then
Cum has estrogen
thats why i nut so much, gotta keep that shit outside of my body
thats why i drink so much
....i swear if that's fuckin true
It is true
Its not
Google it
I swear
i mean...weight lost is weight lost
Dont trust him
hey guys google "porn" if you want to know any workout tips and tricks
cant have any estrogen in me, im no soy boy
Shut the fuck up Cori
no
Okay
Semen is a complex substance created by the male reproductive organs. The fluid is made mostly of water, plasma, and mucus (a lubricating substance). It also contains 5 to 25 calories, and is made up of small amounts of essential nutrients including: Calcium.
complex substance
It is true
One of the German types you'll meet on discord
substance more like sustenance
Plasma cum
25 calories so u do get fat by eating it
Gotta cut it out of my diet i guess
Yum
calories more like cumories

rekt
It's my 3rd time
Skill issue
this sounds very weird out of context
Literally never had it
I had the coof, nearly died
Yes I'm a cold minor
Skill issue
what the fuck is the coof
Almost 3 years
Covid
covid
i got the coof once, got hit hard doe
I once had covid
I know how we can get you heated
Bovid

God damn
i think it wasnt just covid that jumped me, bastard brought a squad
Didn't fucking stop me to walk, eat or get me anythin i need
You should be a coal miner with black lung
ah...i had it too , it was funny, i was like....tested positive but im feeling fine, must be wrong test
next 3 days , ughhhhhh
when i got covid i actually slept better than i had slept in years
And you, sir, should be in prison
I don't remember if I got covid or not
my lung capacity was fucked after covid
i felt better when i had covid than when i was "healthy"
It's already been two days for me
u will get through brother
Dude i swear there is summin in the air
fr
I don't think I had covid. Granted a bunch of people around me had it
@slim osprey
i can jog for essentially however long i can go without water
Thigh
just like our ancestors
fr
i need to endurance hunt the goth girls
I mean sure i want more thigbs
My physique only gets better with time
Fuck I need to get back on the grind of working out
can never have enough thigh
I am always improving and nothing can stop me
One day I'll be above everything
i wont die before i look like billy herrington
I got strong thighs and it's my one pride
Yall skipped leg day while i already walked to school as a kid
Real

you already do babe
fr if i had a smaller waist i'd be a fuckin mewtwo
😩
I simply won't die until
you finna make me act up cpt
thanks babes :3
we dont need no fuckin day
Imagine wanting to live for a long time
My life sucks but things aren't getting worse
Imagine wanting to live
More staring down the barrel of a gun named family health issues
idk how people even get depressed
just stop getting bummed out
Got damn
Just be happy duh
Both sides of my family have a history of schizophrenia
french moment tbh
Find yourself some bitches to make you happy
based
Too much espresso
Gets them depresso
bruh, a real man dont need bitches to be happy
My grandma's sister killer her own kid to be with her bf
Born to lose, live to win
they find happiness in their own lack of intelligence
Realest shit said today
damn. No wonder ur so hot then
Lemmy is great
nah it's more like how guys in my family live. Depression is DNA based
shit cori somehow became hot
prove it
Now you're makin me wonder
crystal you are underaged
am i homo now?
... french DNA tbh :)
I'll let you know if I die
No, it's the anything that makes your dick hard is a female rule
You're always telling me this even though you probably know i have my methods to get onto inappropiate stuff
ah yes, just like the romans used to do it, gotta make sure theres a power dynamic
I'm straight, so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman
That's a lie I'm not straight
Preach
clicking the yes button on the website asking "are you over 18?" ?
JohnnyBravo.png
Haxor moment
I'm probably the gayest mf in here
That's too simple though
But also that 
Haha we can say gayest
no, thats bruno
No that's me
crystal probably cries when they do that because they feel bad for lying
cropol the gayest in here for real
With a name like Bruno he automatically wins
#Shorts #readyornot #swat #police #mississippi
Ready or Not Gameplay

Impossible for Bruno to win
Dude i only feel bad for the people that have to endure me fr
fr
I am a fucking 165cm twink
Imagine being French and thinking that's okay
Not possible to be more gay) than that
practically a woman
And i wish i was a twink
Shut up
What's 165cm in freedom units?
i am 183 so i am straight no matter what i do
couldn't be me
24 hamburgers height
like 5'6
isnt it 5'4?
Ah thank you, short.
maybe
its short
Mental math says 5'5 granted I'm shit at metric conversions
Squit game
I wish I wasn't french but they won't let me
been lookin for some old thigh pics i took a while ago fr
Yeah I'm short
hon hon hon baguette
That only means I can get more tall dommy mommy gfs
je veux acheter une poulet
None of you gets to have a gf that's 20cm taller than you
o.o
Imagine speaking French
duolingo moment
Used to be 5'7 now I'm 5'9
who'd you steal the 2 inches from
nah i know for sure
im sorry for what you had to go through
crystal took my inches
yet ur underaged
😩
Good for you
Do not remember
Can't imagine knowing french
i also had 3 year of spanish
You shall forgor
of which i remember even less
- and it kinda sucks sometimes
Speaking frog. Ew.
Speak spanish
DON'T CARE
despacito
SAY SOMETHING
ola
Puedo ir al bano por favor
dude, oiga, me forgor
Hola amigo, como estas familia?
Tu nariz contra mis bolas
ughhh
Te hace falta calle
you're the chick
dame tu cosita
N0

donde esta la bibliotheca
Estupida
¿cuando y donde? 👀
toda la brainfarft
your ass is like a book, when i open it up i get close to smell that new book smell
my ass es su casa amigo
Casa mara, ni es nondre
Sienta tu culo
Real?
Real!
kurwa
envíame tu ubicación
Spreading disinformation
ayyy i found one of ye olde thigh pics
This reminds me
no jak tam somsiedzie
There is a funni creature called suuka in noita
Relationship ended with Bruno, now Ἄρης is my bf
👀
merci beacoup
Bruno cast aside
bet
🤨
gib me too
What does that mean?
HOLY SHIT
Dziendobre pani cori
Jak śiema?
YOURE SO THICK
thank you in fr*nch
Ew no
please sir
Why would you speak french
a crumbe of thigh
I am going back to Bruno and ditching you
FUCKK
This server is very homo








