#🎪bruh-fart
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No but we are dwarfpilled instead, we have the NPC jar, with under it the NPC traphouse
the dryad is so hot
i will make a proper glass jar and put the dryad in it
Bet
I love that cat
his name is porn look him up on your phone
real
bruh
Basic math
step on your boss' balls
Sounds like a good day of work to me
kinky
He'll like it smh
16 fucking pallets
Sheeeeeesh
@grizzled meadow
I have no idea what that means
4 fucking pixels
i get to sit in a little shack and watch big vehicles roll by as i mindlessly let them in
What
real
Hell nah 💀
becca that's packet loss not ping
he always comes and makes me do my job or whatever
does it look like i give a flying fuck
i know that too
easy there big boy
lmao
want me to gobble your peter is that it?
reason will not get in the way of shitposting
real
Wheres the men kissing
soon you'll get a very aggressive kiss from a very shy guy
the full version of this is flagged by discord censors despite just being spilled mountain dew
*monster energy
can't believe I've lived long enough to see these 2 in the same room together
https://youtu.be/fZIIGlZYvJE
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exactly how much i need rn
enough for dinner
thats some serious skill
Political? 
2 days
bringing real hip hop back !!!!!! underground!!!!!
only in america
i dont think i can ever go back to controller for cod. The movement is too fast, i guess now its slow like og MW2 but still
mouse is just easier to get headshots with :/
is the aim assist on controller really that strong? like Halo infinite strong?
@broken topaz
...
@pastel quartz @broken topaz i'll be getting out of work in a couple of hours
will you be free by then
I'll make time somehow
politic 
@zenith grove
No
probably not
it depends on how fast i code
code faster
idk im jist fearmongering
go back to work come on
your very name has provided peace for brainfart cat man, be proud
stop procrastinating in #🎪bruh-fart
... though it seems you'll get a warn eventually
everyone in the elder scrolls is racist
it's strange that he hasn't got one yet
mah dick felloff
including me
idk if i want to believe that or just mute you for posting anything like that, especially after yesterday 
moderators have abandoned us
this is a moderatorless place now
do you want me to send you the video i sent in dms?
i already seen it
says the asshole that is owed several mutes and probably a ban at this point
uh oh mods being mods
shush bzeek don't give them any ideas
Me?
it's only funny when it happens to other people
not you smooches Bruno's forehead
noooo you can't have fun on discord🤓
i wish your family a nice christmas
it never stops
👉 👈
2 leafed clover
@placid sail
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@trim pilot has been warned.
fair enough
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsgmGBSa7vM @real tinsel
@placid sail sleep with one eye open
sleeps like a baby
he got me my first badge whats the problem
I'm just trying to get the kill score of my boy cat man up
finally
that nasty italian man ks'ing everything

actually true tho
motherfucker my gf makes puns on a daily and now i can't even escape them here
:DDDDDDDDD
i love her but jesus christ the puns are never ending
there is no escape
i regret buying her that book of puns
yeah
I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D FINISH THE ENTIRE THING 
it was supposed to be a gag gift
Your Gf is a absolute Madlad
fucking based fr
dank!
also, lots of booty
*our
miss me with that commie shit
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Share here so I can find a reason to
what
Puns
mayo pls
Florida Man
Yessir
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depending on your standpoint
Yeah pango what do you know? 
i love this shit so much
Just got chewed out for no fucking reasom
listen to it unironically

there are a number of quite fucked up jokes one could make here
what do you mean?
Idk they just got mad for no reasom
Idk YOU tell me
wait you got fired or what do you mean
No not fired
Mr "didnt have to go to the military"
Just got chewed out is all
ohhh now i get it xD

it's not even real military, it's a fuckin summer camp 
you should've seen the state of the bunk beds, you'd understand why i didn't go
war is terrifying 😭
you're talking as if stalker is a much more polished game than fallout
never said that
they're both a fucking mess
but stalkers atmosphere is infinitely better
i like both, but i basically inject everything Survival Shooter Related into my Veins
just got told by some traffic controller dimwit about how i'm not doing my job right or sumn
also fallout modding has been overthrown by idiots trying to make fallout into tarkov
and it doesnt fit
i wanna cave his face in
because fallout is set in America and stalker is in bumfuck nowhere EU
it does in stalker
Metro 2033 my beloved
metro is damn good too
you are playing games. You are doing your Job king
you got pepper spray?
I think when it comes to immersion it beats any other game
i can tell by his mannerisms that his father was absent from his childhood fr
Yeah yours doesent have this
he's one of them short people that wants to boss everyone around
is this some hazing shit?
if it were not for the laws of this land i would piledrive him into the sidewalk
ours is like a glorified prison
Nah just trainees fucking around on free time
trip down memory lane of college mmm
hummina hummnia
im starting a kislev campaign on immortal empires
now i am legally obligated to blast hardbass
isn't hazing like just... bullying with a different name?
bruno just wants someone to leashe him
well if he is into that shit who am i to deny it to him?
well you're not being very subtle about it 
naaaaaah
:///(((
just a small form of education that is consensual
all im saying is, there's a pattern if you look into it 
Yeah you dont say
literally me
don't worry your secrets are safe between me and my gf 
||tell me in dms what the secret is||
balls
didn't ppl die during that shit?
yea
calling someone a cringe boy is kinda cringe tbh
nah it's alright
shut up, penis boy
just proves my point
keep talking, piss poop
just wait until i get my hands on you, poopy peepee fart boy
Penis boy 
@midnight tree
oh yeah? what are you gonna do, wet fart gaming boy
playground insults are back
yeah, one died here like 4 years ago and one almost died last year, had like 5.14 promille in his blood
shut up poo poo face
bruh xD
5.14
damn
jesus christ
he ded af
but those hazings aren't affiliated with unis and colleges so they are illegal
not yet, making a recovery somehow
we're built different
but 5.14 is metric fuckton tho
nah spend a night drinking with europeans and you be ded
"died 4 years ago" "making recovery"
2 different guys
Me
the kid that died drank fishoil mixed with vodka i think
wtf
watdefok
you have to be a major level retard to think that is a good idea
yeah died cuz dehydration and hypothermia sadly enough
the club that did the hazing is on trial now
the 5.14 dude is still alive 
oh yeah i member that, didn't they just leave him
What's with fish oil tho?
very salty
Hmm
gotta get those omega-3s somehow
yayaya
what do you think i am? 🤔
Extra dehydration
for that alone, leaving a brother in need hanging. 20 years
Diehydration
also that kid's hazing took 30 hours or so
mine took like 6 and even then i got off easily
@heady crow
Idk man those 120e iems and 200e usb dac looking delicious
Ahahahhahahahahahhahaah
They always do
Though I have no idea what they are
I'd just kms right there
Something with sound alright
shit's waaaaaaay worse than that tbh
anyone have some reccomendations for hardbass to blast while playing kislev in warhammer 3 immortal empires
I recommend not listening to hardbass
yeah but kislev is like stereotypical russians
Alright
they ride bears into combat, freeze their enemies cocks off, and constantly fight off chaos
Of course
yeah, tbh you wouldn't get any use out of ppl that do shit like that
normal hazing yeah, but that shit was basically committing war crimes
they also constantly have an enourmous political war in their church between a totalitarian queen and an insane madman
*rasputin
those guys are marked for life
their main thing tho is that they have obscenely powerful magic
among the most powerful in the game
and that is good. everyone should know how shitty human beings they are
15 years in prison for all 18 of em
that's the max they'll get and no chance at any kind of higher education
15 years is nothing
Kostaltyn
hes rasputin infused with magic
i just play katarin because her fucking magic is god damn powerful as fuck
she sucks in direct combat though
nah
which im not used to, as i usually play chaos factions with really fucking beefy lords
my homies always go bright mage
this is how i see alice
Alice is my favorite glowie for sure
Yeah Im clearly a fed
Insight is the first step to improvement
wd
anyone got some ied's?
i have improvised trolling devices
pictures of 096
Hello, you breedables, what manner of treachery are you partaking in today?
i got my first badge of honor
a warn?
Is it edible?
i'm telling people to fuck off away from the gate i'm watching
gatekeeping smh
smh my head my head
i'm gaslighting everyone
let people enjoy things
gatekeep girlboss gaslight
sorry mate this gate is closed due to construction, gotta take the other one continues playing games
yuh
Playing C:DDA right now. A giant zombie T-Rex just threw me through a wall and 3 trees.
man i used to play that on my phone in hs
never managed to survive a full week
The PC version has hella more content.
lmao skill issue
Killed the T-Rex, by the way. Zombies tend to walk through fire, so I just threw a molotov at it.
Then kited it.
'Till it died.
i kept trying to find a car but i suck at driving so i always crash it and die

zomboid is p similar to cdda
cdda has alot more depth
zomboid is fun
Zomboid was inspired by CDDA actually.
There is even a start that is just the C:DDA Really Bad Day start.
i like cdda more but just the thought of learning the control again makes me not wanna start
Honestly, learning to play C:DDA is like learning to ride a bicycle. You never really forget the controls.
On PC, at least.
keep in mind i have to transistion from phone to pc control

I'm playing with Innawood and Dinomod. So there is no civilization, no book recipes. Only the nature around you and rarley some NPCs with low-tech gear..
Also Dinosaurs. A lot of them.
I have a baldric holster that can hold 6 flintlock pistols.
I am absolutely ballin'.
6 OF THEM. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
THEN I PULL OUT THE ZWEIHANDER
Have molotovs, too. You can make methanol out of wood.
i always give myself a shitton of points so i can be a martial artist
but that trait suxks
I use single pool, then take tons of negative traits that never really come up.
Though since you can't train handguns easily, you have to spend like 3 days shooting a "pistol crossbow" until your skill reaches 4.
To craft the flintlocks.
Shooting live targets give more exp, so I just tamed an armored dinosaur and shot shitty wood bolts at it.
Oh yeah, you can ride dinosaurs into battle.
wish me luck boys drycha just declared war on me
Bad luck!
literally on turn 10 too
You didn't specify which kind of luck.
but, it looks liek the battle is being fought on a chokepoint, so that is incredibly good for my kislev because it keeps his incredibly mobile units from being shitheads and flanking me
drycha is terrifying

it's a she
girlmook gatekept gaslit
its a girlmook
i just lost so fucking bad holy shit
My wishes have come!
The !k98 fix didn't worked?
Me, a freethinker back in the days: "Opera is shit"
Today: Opera is going to remove adblockers
😎
opera is a chinese backdoor crypto mining browser
firefox is unironically the best
Dude you literally go to the same uni, you can't make this shit up, be friends and shut up, we demand real life photo
Can give you a pic later of me in the gym
rate my fursona
Gonna switch to firefox when chrome is gonna dump adblock
night terror 
that you? I still gotta wait for 5 days, sorry
yeah im dake the raper
Bobolos is the oldest in here for now
I am Dwayn the cock Johnson but white
can hawaiians be considered white
fun
Dunno
Good old days when it was just me, you, bz, mayo and khaa
Legit everytime i go through brainfart its just us and like 1-3 others who arent active anymore
Jaeger lvl 5 quests be like
catto RO ta te
ro tato FASTER
So true
jetzt zocke ich fortnite und trinke cola wie cool ist das bitte? YIPPIE
"hoe" is probably the problem
faded than a höe
w
he's literally @real tinsel
damn she hot
what November does to a mf
@pastel quartz @broken topaz it's mordhauing time
i am into them mad hoes
Whats up white names
I love how Discord tried to block this video
bruh, bobolos has been here longer than you, how tf
im eeping
jeager be like: Kill god while having a broken leg and arm while suffering from schizophrenic disorder with a headshot from exactly 47.9 meters
race war
no it's 4pm
no it's 7pm for him
get your timezone together pango
motherfucker he's literally from the same country as i am
oh yeah i was gonna mention that
I don't care about a cheap status
i saw it in his steam profile but forgot to mention
it's 14:30 pm
Lowkey want to go back to being a whitename yeah
it keeps getting worse and worse
It's not even a good color
morning
Especially since i actually use music so brainfart prisoner isnt a choice
helllooo????
no
Yea
i mean, some dude told me once that there is no gae black men, and to prove him wrong i googled gae black men (not my brightest move tbh) but i am not that stupid
Oh thats not it
Its a paradox
p!lockdown
Successfully locked #🎪bruh-fart. Do the same command to revert.
hello?
no
Cope and seethe
what the fuck

you cant stop us jack
p!lockdown
Successfully unlocked #🎪bruh-fart. Do the same command to revert.
Ty
what does this command even do
you cannot contain us
!lockdown
✅ Locked down brainfart
✅ Unlocked brainfart.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
@narrow lotus where my veteran
@narrow lotus change the @
Brainfart Exile color to something i'd like
no , has to be shit colour to emphasise the shame
you will rue the day you spoke these words birdsexual man
i will be worthy of being a brainfart veteran one day
idk man been here a while
thanks
Appreciate it
well we're progressing slowly in gamma
repaired a walter so now I have something more to use than a shotgun
is good shit
Shotguns are like one of the best weapons in the game
they become pretty much useless mid-game to late-game
@stone blade whats that role
except against mutants
i always keep a saiga on me in case of a mutant attack
Whats what
YOOO THOSE ROLES
Was just about to type those two messages out
how did u guys get them
Good man khaa
We will gatekeep that info
You have to be cool
you bully Falco for it
can i have my veteran role without the shitty ass color @ moderators?
@grizzled meadow hey pasta
how much celsius are we talking about
veteran role
I left the server once or twice but I have been a long time member
ivan discord drama
how long are we talking
still remember it
Like it was yesterday
i think he's been here since 2021
plus I made some videos which helped people
leaving the server helps with getting roles apparently
omw
Me. Im people ❤️
yes.
bruh
hm?
you can put the pic of bateman then write "cum" and people would still worship that shit
Yea
cum
cock dick ballin
drg?
I've been going to internet cafes instead to get my gaming on
the place I'm goin to makes some pretty bomb ass fried rice too
That veteran thingy is fucking bright
send some over, my local asian restaurant just closed down
yea but no time
holy shit you're alive
i thought you were dead
No role for you because bully
WHAAAAAAAAT
anyone have the stalker radio spotify link?
you know when i said pasta...my cat clicked "enter" too early before i could finish the message and i forgot about it
i meant to say
@grizzled meadow hey, pasta is good
👍 : )
@grizzled meadow hey dad can i have the cool veteran role too?
can't argue with that, pasta is good
how to bypass rulebreaking and committing atrocities via text by just owning a cat
wdym
I send meems now and then
fancy seeing you here again
every time i see you i keep remembering that one thing i accidentally did in vc with u
thank god it was just us 2
dont leak
Im just not into all the sigma stuff here so I tend to avoid the channel
this the right one?
or you mean like the og stalker radio stations
i know
cyan is also weird
@grizzled meadow is there a role for server racists?
i fucking hate the thalmor
the thalmor secretly fund the stormcloaks to destabilise the empire
Pelinor Whitestrake did nothing wrong
they wish to invade the empire and fully annex it, using the stormcloaks as a money and manpower sink to weaken it
Vroom vroom
Muted is the role
Can't be racist against a high elf
There
let's see if this worked
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darn, doesn't tile it if they're different gifs it would seem
bruh
The wrist eliminator
that thing is gonna kentucky balistics you for sure
thank you. Really nice to spare my eyes of further cancer
thats from hunt right
yes
Cursed
is that... a internal suppressor?
Hi everyone! Here we are again with another Cursed Guns Episode, the Basilisk Edition! This one is request by Revolver Ocelot himself and a lot of you guys. And I actually really having a lot of fun time while making this video. As always I'm hope you all enjoy it and I will talk to you all later!
Special thanks to George Salonikh for the great...
I clicked an image in another discord that had the top text as "racist mode" and for some reason it changed my phone over to this chat
its unsupressed
isn't it a water cooling jacket
The bug is already fixed :C
F
Music in this video:
- Rhythm Thief OST DISC1: 13 Louvre Museum Invasion
i think thats the barrel
thank god
straight up
looks like vss barrel
BF1 has that gun
basilisk is very fun gun tho
It is
played it for like legit 10 rounds of dmz bc its just so good and i didn't die
grab as50 to and your good
Google Federov Avtomat, Essentially an automatic mosin
more like automatic svt 40
and not mosin caliber
but yeah kinda
Same cock different balls
Wise words
never touch a running system 
Well its americans
I didnt hear germany complain about the HK417 or the Mg3
Would you eat an artifact
hk 417 is good, only downside of mg3 are its hard to mount scopes/attachments and ammo usage
but for vehicles mg3 is pure sex
You dont need a scope with 1500 RPM
BALLER
Accuracy by volume of fire go brrrrrrrrt
Brrrrtttt
uh
thats not right in any capacity
Dont care
🤓
the huot automatic is more of an automatic mosin than the fuckin fedorov
Balls
i cant believe crystal supports the qatar world cup
I have awoken
Thanksgiving was yesterday, but thanks
Tired, just woke up
Qatar is losing 0 - 2 rn
ds
Wow qatar scored
@grizzled meadow Thanks for helping me update the game yesterday, managed to fix the last few bugs by myself when you went to bed and it seems like everything’s running fine for now

Free algorhitm boost
said to me deadline for next video is new years

i doubt it but hey there is hope
Ye its relatively early
Read that as next years at first and was like "sounds right yeah"
he mostly needs like one wipe for a video
but damn his production quality
running shit over is really your thing eh?
welp just ordered my new phone
Later on after buying more and more of new gadgets, you will start to realize that it doesnt make you happy at all. Nobody even cares that you have those things. Its just you ... alone ... with room full of useless things.
just buy a gun
truly deep
you cant be dank here, sir
Soon being white will be a crime
soon my balls will be on your forehead
clearly doesn't enjoy things in life
Had to upgrade to a a33 recently
lmfaooo i just razed athel loren to the ground
in the beninging
get fucked boob tree woman
that felt so good to raze the capital of drycha to the fucking ground
S21 FE
Ah i forgor the 1 
:)
And thats why we need to make brainfart nsfw
NO
i think he meant it in a good way but didn't consider the other outcome 
different rat but I'll take it
gen z

what's the next gen going to be anyways?
Gen Wun
z is the last letter already 
Can chop a cinder block in half, but can’t kill a monolith when I want it to

FN FAL > US SA-58
Had it not been for the trigger issue that plagued the rifle with issues, I would have scored this rifle much higher.
🇸🇨 gae
I wonder I should do the funni for myself again and try to play the game with nothing but a mosin upgraded with the sniper kit and a double barrel shotgun
Tried, failed
Akimbo makarov
Not based enough for that yet
unlucky
Upgraded mosin is valid
IN THE BEGGIGGIN
Us
inne de beningin
IN DE... IN DE BEGINNIGN
Maxed out the basilisk in mw 2 just to do the spin animations
Every time I hear about Andrew Tate he’s either being incredibly misogynistic, or stuff like that video
I fail to see why people hate him so much
Is this a new thing
IN DE BE GI NI...
tate haters are clowns and idolizers are even more so
the guy is just trolling
in die beninging
i don't think "listen properly" would solve my mans problem 
real
PLA
feed a fish man for a day
And get cavair as a gift in return?
You got a website I can plug multiple names into a randomized for
Mercenary
That’s who I normally play
hi
no idea what that is sorry 
A randomizer website
bro just use the randomize all function in game 
this mf

p!warn @proven crown avoid posting that kind of memes from now on
@proven crown has been warned.
blue names smh
Shitnames
the only reason you got that title is because youre old
its even funnieqr when u did something simillar yourself
happened during 2017's new year , my friend wanted to put one of those rockets on elevation , but it literally fell horizontally after he light it , and went straight into a bank door , turning in the alarms and shit





