🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

which was supposed to be sarcastic

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-didnt-ask-didnt-ask-gif-21653912

bruh

[somber warren]

falco....

is that your doing....

[broken topaz]

Based falco

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know but whoever did, probably noticed that you prolapsed your statement

Which was supposed to be sarcastic

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

[pastel quartz]

bruh

[broken topaz]

Hahahaha laugh at the German furry

[pastel quartz]

oh hes german?

HAHAHAHAHA

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown @slim osprey new reaction video

[somber warren]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

someone gets muted? this video has to fire up immediately pinging the muted guy

[grizzled meadow]

Bob is my other half

Aniki pfp
Loves Sopranos
Is based

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[broken topaz]

Falco alt

[grizzled meadow]

You're not a furry anymore

[broken topaz]

Cringe

[hidden path]

oh no

cringe

[somber warren]

you don't say

[broken topaz]

I'll still think of you as one

[hidden path]

Man

what would I be if the rate of alcoholism in my region wasn't statospheric

[grizzled meadow]

Mad?

👀

[somber warren]

its just not funny

[broken topaz]

It was a little

[grizzled meadow]

Guys apologise to Senor

[pastel quartz]

yeah but im laughing

so its funny

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-tony-tony-soprano-gif-tony-soprano-tony-soprano-cigar-gif-23674236

[broken topaz]

When I tell him he's a furry it's actually a sign of affection

[hidden path]

cat eared mf

[broken topaz]

Furries are pretty cool sometimes

[hidden path]

Am I cool

[broken topaz]

Yes

[hidden path]

(not furry)

[grizzled meadow]

His pfp is not even something related to furries

[hidden path]

thx

[broken topaz]

I have many furry friends

They are all very cool

[hidden path]

have cat

bet most of you can't ingest 50cl of whisky

[broken topaz]

Kinda hard to appreciate because my phone screen is black and white

[hidden path]

lemme turn on the lights

lick

[broken topaz]

Very cool cat

[hidden path]

[broken topaz]

Im gonna run out of phone time in 2 minutes

[hidden path]

goodbye

your final message

[broken topaz]

Yes I am restricting my own phone time because I can't be trusted using my own discipline

Thanks for Android offering productive and bed time modes

[hidden path]

That's good

good idea

enjoy life

[pastel quartz]

ill write something extremely important and will ping you in 10 minutes

[ionic hatch]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/antoine-rome-hbo-marc-antoine-mark-anthony-hbo-gif-18515894

[ionic hatch]

you hang out with the wrong people

[hidden path]

what is the right people

[pastel quartz]

strictly right handed people

[ionic hatch]

people who don't act like animals

[hidden path]

I'm left handed

[hidden path]

You're gonna get warned again

[ionic hatch]

its just irony bro

[hidden path]

Bob and I are now rivals

I use the correct hand and he does not

[pastel quartz]

daily reminder left handed people are NOT SAFE, when bob is around

[stone blade]

This is literally me

[pastel quartz]

doesnt rothchild own the mine?

[ionic hatch]

me who uses my left hand to operate the forklift

[ionic hatch]

yes

[pastel quartz]

educated

[hidden path]

I'm gonna train my left hand to squeeze as hard as a robotic arm

[ionic hatch]

time I go to sleep, its 11 PM and I gotta wake up at 5 AM

[hidden path]

Gnight

[pastel quartz]

5am? gotta suck

[hidden path]

Forklifts are god given tools

[ionic hatch]

I gotta do some work on my motorcycle

because my fucking exhaust has been making weird noises

[hidden path]

100% tomboy

[ionic hatch]

so I gotta wake up early

[ionic hatch]

then I got some orders to prepare, 5tons of construction materials, gotta prepare the shit on the forklift, so yeah, I gotta wake up early

[ionic hatch]

yes

[hidden path]

good

[ionic hatch]

[hidden path]

Swag

[ionic hatch]

instead of black mine is dark blue

goodnight

[hidden path]

bybye

[plucky void]

true

[wind forum]

Its real

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/true-its-true-the-office-dwight-gif-9399457

[woeful lance]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/439519668819066880/1045364865428111390/a117e93eccf01987f15d96efc70481d6.mp4

[echo slate]

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó
xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín
wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín
dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
bǐ bīngqílín
sùdù yǔ jīqíng
sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
wǒ zuì xǐhuān
suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān
zhǔnbèi 1 2 3
liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu
sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3
bùyào wàngjì
bùyào cuòguò

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[hidden path]

I would like some social credit

it would get me some social bitches

[heady crow]

i miss when supp stores still sold jack3d

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/use-your-head-think-wisely-be-clever-gif-7781195

[narrow lotus]

cockenballs

[swift scarab]

Since I’ve been exiled for the funni and can’t ask elsewhere, how do I update my launcher and whatnot properly for gamma

[narrow lotus]

u do it the same way

[swift scarab]

I haven’t updated in over a month, don’t remember how

[narrow lotus]

open launcher

update gamma data

ful gamma install

[swift scarab]

Got it, thanks

[grizzled meadow]

WAIT

The installer

Check the version

[swift scarab]

Here we go again

Version 3.7

[grizzled meadow]

It's old

!installer

[split canyon]

The latest G.A.M.M.A. installer is 3.8. Make sure you have it. If you don't: <#📢announcements message>

How to update the installer:

1. Open your G.A.M.M.A. RC3 folder
2. Go in .Grok's Modpack Installer folder
3. You'll find G.A.M.M.A. Installer.exe, don't delete it, just drag and drop the new installer in here
4. Windows will ask you if you want to replace the old installer with the new one, click on Yes

[swift scarab]

bruh

[swift scarab]

So just yeet the new installer inside the folder and delete the old one?

[grizzled meadow]

"don't delete it, just drag and drop the new installer in here"

Read

[swift scarab]

Tough call, what’s in it for me

Also is it safe to close out the old installer while it’s doing shit

[grizzled meadow]

You already started it before updating to the new one?

[swift scarab]

Yea

[grizzled meadow]

Close it

Then follow my instructions

[swift scarab]

One sec

Closed out

[grizzled meadow]

Open your GAMMA folder
Delete only the "mods" folder

Then, update the installer to 3.8 following the guide above
Open the installer with admin rights
Click on Download GAMMA data
Click on Full GAMMA installation

If God is merciful, you won't be blocked by Moddb because this is the second time you're doing the install

[swift scarab]

The joys of gamma

[plucky void]

10/10 architecture

[pastel quartz]

why is the pharmacy logo blasting sissy hypno

[narrow lotus]

Santa Angela Phonk 💪

[pastel quartz]

what?

[marble cove]

nobody is thinking that but you homie

[swift scarab]

Reattempting the full installation, anything I should look for in case it decides to lock me out

[solar obsidian]

bitches

[swift scarab]

Sorry, that jokes already been used against me multiple times, try again

[solar obsidian]

bitches?

[swift scarab]

Good enough

[grizzled meadow]

You're good, go with God

A(n?) hour have already passed by, you're more than fine

[swift scarab]

Damn, I get distracted by TikTok too easily

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503665910633070612/1045501974331793428/20221125_074643.jpg

[narrow lotus]

i saw that , insane balls on those guys

also those costumes are so good

the comments are also gold

[normal reef]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Video pazzesco

[solar obsidian]

its real? gigachads right there

[normal reef]

Dove vivo la nostra farmacia gli sono bruciati metà dei led

[narrow lotus]

Alo

[echo slate]

porco dio

[elfin coral]

imagine not respecting others' rules while demanding respect, west

[solar obsidian]

qatar deserves 0 respect

[pastel quartz]

ok yeah but

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001034270107770934/1045516086075981844/Look_at_him_go-1.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

All true

We have 1001 ways for "pussy"

[swift scarab]

Finally finished downloading everything, ended up with 345 mods running instead of 346

Fate did not smile upon me

[grizzled meadow]

!modlist

[split canyon]

Follow these instructions to send your mod list: <#╭📖faq message>
(if you're using this command somewhere else, send the file where it was asked)

[swift scarab]

Consider me confused

[marble cove]

bro go to the support channel

[swift scarab]

Wasn't able to before due to having the exile role, it prevents you from talking anywhere but here

Call it a perk/curse of doing nothing but shitposting 99% of the time

[grim radish]

Real

[quartz saffron]

Sorry to burst your bubble, fellas

[twilit wyvern]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/866160.mp4

I ||sus|| you

[glad carbon]

Did you even watch it

It's "I ♥️sus"

[twilit wyvern]

no

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

song is absolutely beautiful though

what is it doe?

[glad carbon]

Darude sandstorm

[twilit wyvern]

sounds like yann tiersen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCraQMOTrA8

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPItV_q1u38

[ornate tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438385899873763328/1043243043396006039/ce-es-gouu.mp4

[grim radish]

This dude on this Las Vegas Livestream just said he liked CoD Vanguard the most I had to turn that shit off

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874555546626301993/1045404339344252938/video0-18.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1045563169281675306/tomoko_soyjak.png?width=585&height=585

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825250935001055252/1044861604589744128/Video-1.mov

damn why nobody on at 6 in the morning like me

aint nobody out here grinding like me fr

[ionic hatch]

Because some people take showers before they do anything

[swift scarab]

I have spent 4+ hours trying to update stalker and get it to run

its still not running

And Falco can’t help me anymore cause he went to bed

I only crave the sweet sounds of Librarian selling me food in the Clear Sky main base

Why must I be denied this privilege

[midnight tree]

just jump in a nearby river on the way to work like i do

works every time

[fiery snow]

it just a picture, it cant even make u mad
the picture:

[pastel quartz]

lol how

you just literally press 2 buttons and wait it out

[swift scarab]

You’d think that

[pastel quartz]

that's what i did

[swift scarab]

The multiple fatal errors thought differently

[pastel quartz]

skill

i

s

s

u

e

[swift scarab]

I haven’t played stalker in a while, I just sit here and shitpost

Decided I might as well get the game updated before I lag too far behind

And here we are

[ionic hatch]

Bro, this fucking coworker of.mine

[swift scarab]

Kill them

[ionic hatch]

I told him about the new phone I want to buu

Buy*

He said nooo dont buy it its a bad phone buy this "insert chinese brand"

[fading shuttle]

Don't you love being spied on by the Chinese government

Cmon coward

[swift scarab]

We have TikTok for that

Much easier

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine your info isn't on chinese already

What are they gonna add

Found a gf

[swift scarab]

Not to mention American data sellers

[fading shuttle]

But anyway, I've had 2 Huawei phones, these fuckers sturdy

[swift scarab]

Cause moneh

[swift scarab]

Knockoff Nokia still has the spirit of a Nokia

Respect

[upbeat bobcat]

If you care about privacy, you're about 15 years late for anything

[fading shuttle]

Atleast the Chinese government saw me beating my meat to Ganyu, so atleast my credit score aint that low

[upbeat bobcat]

Chinese gov doesn't like genshin

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[fading shuttle]

Oh no, I thought they would like the fact I appreciate traditional Chinese women

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno about that kek

[swift scarab]

So all traditional Chinese women are so thicc they can choke out elemental creatures when they almost get eaten?

[fading shuttle]

Time to make an apology video in my car while I talk about how much I love ice cream

[upbeat bobcat]

But they did lot of to censor genshin so devs ran away

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[fading shuttle]

That's what I've heard

[swift scarab]

What’d they do, replace blood with white liquid again

[ionic hatch]

Im not spending 300 on chinezium

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd guess clothing and such dunno

[swift scarab]

Spend 5 billion rubles on Stalinium instead

[fading shuttle]

Bro these are made with actual materials, sturdy as all hell

[swift scarab]

Source: Trust me bro

Now then, fixed yet another fatal error, time to try again

[midnight tree]

buy a motorola

[swift scarab]

Isn’t that a regular camera company

[midnight tree]

i had one of em for like 4 years and abused that shit like fuck

lasted right up until the end

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2022/01/28/genshin-impact-players-discover-censored-chinese-outfits-are-permanent-story-additions/?sh=246a76563e9b

[midnight tree]

had to get a 5g compatible phone instead because of work

[swift scarab]

Honestly a fancy suit type look is acceptable for me

I’m a sucker for suits

[upbeat bobcat]

Some looks even better yeah

[midnight tree]

if you ain't dressing in ancient shamanic garbs don't even talk to me

spiritually unaligned headass

[upbeat bobcat]

No, Motorola is a communication company kek

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mechanicus-techpriest-warhammer-machine-spirit-omnissiah-gif-20384129

You called

[upbeat bobcat]

They make walkie talkies and such

[swift scarab]

Darn, my bad

[real tinsel]

good morning brainfart

new gender idea: teamale. It's when i'm a male and i like drinking tea

opinions?

[swift scarab]

I have to show you something

Be right back

[midnight tree]

sounds like a team player gender

[real tinsel]

what's a team player gender

[swift scarab]

https://kommandostore.com/products/tax-fraud-pride-flag-1

I take your gender and raise you mine

[fading shuttle]

Isn't there already a term for the team player?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[abstract path]

Today imma write runes on me and find out what the hell it'll do

[swift scarab]

Todays Brainfart News: Crystal attempts to get themselves killed/fucked by a demon, whichever comes first, who knows

[abstract path]

If I don't resopnd tmr you'll know what happened 😂

[real tinsel]

i don't know what happened

[abstract path]

Shit happened

[real tinsel]

you shit yourself?

[swift scarab]

It’s 40 minutes past midnight, that’ll be a while

[fading shuttle]

Bro I've been trying to form blood pacts for the last 5 years, nothin fuckin happened

[abstract path]

Yes 🤝

[abstract path]

What does that have to do with runes

[real tinsel]

form blood clots instead, much easier and fun to play with

[fading shuttle]

The mangled corpse I see in my peripheral vision has been here for the past 7 years

[abstract path]

Goddamn dude

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1045582231613210654/Gamingcirclejerk-z3ktv5.jpg

[fading shuttle]

And it sure wasn't the rituals that caused him

[abstract path]

Truly

The old northic rituals, spells and runes are powerful
But only experiments will give me results

[fading shuttle]

You recycle my own meme, right in front of my fuckin salad

[midnight tree]

yeah

[swift scarab]

Do I need a ritual just to get regular sex or something, cause damn

[midnight tree]

get fucked, nerd

it's my meme now

[swift scarab]

I hope I do

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-coke-ocean-jumping-monkey-gif-18866609

[real tinsel]

@abstract path go into the bathroom at 3 am and say bloody merry to the mirror 3 times

[abstract path]

Love brainfart early hours

[abstract path]

Not summoning a demon dummy

[midnight tree]

what's the rune for getting a bigger cock

[abstract path]

Already got one on me, that's more then enough

[swift scarab]

Instructions unclear, toaster bath

[fading shuttle]

I doubt those runes gonna do much, Kratos killed em all already

[abstract path]

It has a circle and looks like your mom

[abstract path]

Lmao even though one worked yesterday

[real tinsel]

mom jokes aren't funny when they don't include the sex with the mom

[fading shuttle]

One worked?

[midnight tree]

i will contact all the furries i know and have them collectively vore you

[swift scarab]

@abstract path pfp sauce requested

[abstract path]

Huh? Cewl

Alr

1 sec

[real tinsel]

do you ever stop stroking your dick man

[swift scarab]

No.

[real tinsel]

it's gonna break

[swift scarab]

Actually wait that’s wrong

I eat food with family and do plasma donations

That’s the only breaks

[real tinsel]

i cum once and i'm like a corpse for the rest of the day

[fading shuttle]

Wasn't there a story of some Rockstar that fucked so much his dick split in half like a sausage

Atleast he did it by fucking, you are just gonna do it to yourself

That's sad

[real tinsel]

unless the person he was fucking had a razor in their hole, i don't see how that's possible

[fading shuttle]

Lotsa drugs

Combined with way too much

[real tinsel]

there'd been times i abused my dick so much it was swollen red but never split in fucking half

[fading shuttle]

Cus u got restraint, he sure didn't

[midnight tree]

your dick hasn't split in half before?

virgin

[real tinsel]

shut up

shut up shut up

don't call me a virgin i have so much sex

[midnight tree]

this dude is a dicksplitcel

laugh at this user

[real tinsel]

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1042492302775554098/D07BB143-73FE-4C1D-B6C7-D11E1C282CBA.gif

[real tinsel]

i was joking okay i got my dick dicksplitted when i was SIXTEEN

can you say the same virgin huh can you say the same???

[midnight tree]

my dick split on it's own bro

[real tinsel]

dicksplitvrgin

[midnight tree]

if you don't have two half penises it's over for you

you could never pleasure a woman

[real tinsel]

of course it's every woman's dream to have a man do a dickcopter on her

if you have your dick split and haven't done a dickcopter yet you should end your life right now

[swift scarab]

What have i returned to

[reef anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/781692017238474773/1045512532586143864/e43abe65ed2717d66ab21e6339517906cdad4c3f4ed2043e4ec79d127de929e6.gif

[fading shuttle]

If you can't fuck her in both holes with your dick at the same time, I'm sorry man but u aint ever getting bitches

[reef anchor]

What the fuck did you just fucking say

[fading shuttle]

We got another one

[real tinsel]

firefox has become so awesome

it used to be my favorite in my early internet days but then it became extremely laggy so i replaced it with opera

[glad carbon]

[real tinsel]

and recently opera became a complete piece of shit so i reinstalled firefox and it's literally the best browser in the market right now

you can download add-ons in PHONE

insane

i'm in awe

[glad carbon]

opera uses chromium now

yeah...

[real tinsel]

that explains the sudden fuck up

it's not sudden actually it's been like this for 2-3 years but i didn't wanna change it

because i thought the others are worse

[swift scarab]

Insert twin dick fetish, stage left

[pastel quartz]

die

[midnight tree]

shoutout to my homies who are at work rn

[broken topaz]

I'm debating if I should go into uni for one exercise group

Or just stay home since I'm a little sick anyways

And just work on homework

Exercise group is 90 minutes

But travelling to and from uni is an hour each

[sturdy copper]

Exercise groups saved my exams, can only recommend

My Uni Travel Time is 1:30h

[broken topaz]

I mean the exercises are useful sometimes but I could also do those at home

[sturdy copper]

Do you get proper solutions with the process of solving a problem properly laid out?

In my maths heavy subject that shit is important

[real tinsel]

what's your job

[broken topaz]

It's coding so it's usually not that hard of a process to the solution.

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1045592259426533397/unknown-6-1.png

[broken topaz]

If it was math I'd agree

Cause I'm failing math this semester

[sturdy copper]

Language ?

[broken topaz]

C

[sturdy copper]

What topic?

[broken topaz]

Operating Systems and intelligent systems

[sturdy copper]

Computer science be bussin

[sturdy copper]

This sounds oddly familiar, same name as the Uni I attend

[broken topaz]

My guy

We share the uni server

Kieler homies

Tho the prof is from intelligent systems

We just do OS stuff

[midnight tree]

security guard

[broken topaz]

Khorny guy goes to my uni

On god

[real tinsel]

boring ass job

[sturdy copper]

Bruh this world is too small

[midnight tree]

i watch youtube or play games all day and give occasional glances at the gate i'm guarding

[broken topaz]

Are you actually taking the same class ?

[sturdy copper]

C is kinda easy rn bruv

[broken topaz]

Yuh

[real tinsel]

mine is also a boring ass job, i sit and sell shit to people

sometimes print out pdfs

[midnight tree]

yoooo

[sturdy copper]

Yes, but I am in the Thursday group

[broken topaz]

Ah

[midnight tree]

you two should kiss fr

[broken topaz]

Ye my Thursday was filled to the brim

I swear Tuesday and Thursdays were full

[midnight tree]

yeah, your thursday was filled

[broken topaz]

And the rest is just one class each

[midnight tree]

i get what you mean

[sturdy copper]

I am Thursday 16:15 till 6

[broken topaz]

Is that also Connor ?

Connor is chill

[sturdy copper]

Bruh, still am baffled a guy from the same year and Uni is on this server posting in a shitpost channel while I am casually scrolling while waiting at the doctors

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna friend you

Just for that coincidence alone

Unless your name is Lorenz

[sturdy copper]

I don’t watch Anime, sorry

[sturdy copper]

No

[torpid meteor]

https://youtu.be/9x7FGbW3IVc

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1045592259426533397/unknown-6-1.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1045592272122691584/unknown-7-1.png

[broken topaz]

So you don't have to watch anime with me in bed to be my friend on discord

Smh

[sturdy copper]

I don’t usually „make friends over discord“

[midnight tree]

bro go the bottom "

[broken topaz]

Fair enough

Suit yourself my guy

[sturdy copper]

Nah man, power top

[broken topaz]

This reminds me of the only other time I met someone on discord who was from around Kiel

[broken topaz]

Tho that was in a femboys personal discord server

[broken topaz]

I forgor what does v even do in mordhau

Flourish?

[real tinsel]

it makes you yell charge

or simply just yell

[broken topaz]

Right

[pastel quartz]

you duel

[broken topaz]

You guys making me wanna play that again

[pastel quartz]

oh no the ball returns

[real tinsel]

play it again then

[broken topaz]

Maybe once I'm done with homework

[real tinsel]

add me too if you're gonna play https://steamcommunity.com/id/thelordbuttplug/

[pastel quartz]

neva touching that game again

getting pupstomped over and over is not fun

[broken topaz]

Just play with me

I won't stomp you

[real tinsel]

play with me

[broken topaz]

One v one

[real tinsel]

i'll show you fun

[glad carbon]

"pupstomped"

[queen cradle]

D.B. Cooper… my beagle

[glad carbon]

👲🏿🥘

[broken topaz]

Its pub stomped isn't it ?

[glad carbon]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

Like stomped in public lobbies

Yea good

I thought i was being retarded

[pastel quartz]

pupstomp = im a puppy getting curbstomped

🥺

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz @broken topaz add me RIGHT NOW

open your steam and add me

[pastel quartz]

an aussie taught me that word

[abstract path]

Balls

[broken topaz]

Give me a minute

[glad carbon]

Your getting curbstomped alright

[broken topaz]

Steam on phone sucks

[abstract path]

It does

[broken topaz]

It won't even open the profile lol

[real tinsel]

it fucking does oh my god

i can't login in my browser because it crashes every time i try to open steam guard

[pastel quartz]

wqit

[real tinsel]

retard ass steam mobile devs

the old steam app was PERFECT why would you try to fix it

[broken topaz]

There you go home

Hono

Homo

[real tinsel]

they even separated the steam chat from the steam app

there's now a steam chat app separately

[broken topaz]

Man I just need the

Authentication

[real tinsel]

same

[broken topaz]

That's all I have the app for

[real tinsel]

just use your mail

[abstract path]

Same

[broken topaz]

And buying stuff on sale if I'm away from pc for long

[real tinsel]

or was it the mobile phone i don't know

[broken topaz]

Crystall

[pastel quartz]

how do i add you on phone

[broken topaz]

There's a guy from my uni class in this server

[pastel quartz]

i always open to safari

[real tinsel]

use the browser if the app won't let you

[broken topaz]

Now I can't be gae anymore in here

[pastel quartz]

you can bbg

[broken topaz]

Bro the fucking auto moderator messages

[real tinsel]

why

[broken topaz]

Crash my discord on phone

[abstract path]

Guys guys guys

[pastel quartz]

hewwo

[broken topaz]

I don't want someone in my uni course to know what a silly little fella I am

[broken topaz]

I already banged one of my study partners last year

[abstract path]

my gos

why must you do me so badly

[broken topaz]

I haven't done you at all yet

[abstract path]

yet

What if he finds out thoe

[broken topaz]

Well I won't do anything with him in the picture for sure

[pastel quartz]

sent

[broken topaz]

Now do I even have space for mordhau on my silly little hard drive

[pastel quartz]

it's only 30gb

[broken topaz]

Bro

My drives are all really full

[midnight tree]

uh huh

[broken topaz]

My c drive is just system and related programs, so I don't install stuff on there, no space anyways, small drive

[midnight tree]

your "drives" are "full" you say?

[broken topaz]

F is my shit drive, slow as fuck 2 tb HDD where anything not needing read speed goes

[broken topaz]

And my 2 gaming SSDs are full

[ionic hatch]

How the fuck

[midnight tree]

you have one drive for shit?

where is the piss stored then?

[ionic hatch]

I have an SSD where I have my system on and important programs

[broken topaz]

The piss is stored in the water cooling

[midnight tree]

real

[pastel quartz]

but if you close your eyes

[ionic hatch]

Then i habe a 2tb harddrive for games

Going to buy a 4tb one

I will have 7tb then

[broken topaz]

I have 110gb for system

[ionic hatch]

Jesus

[broken topaz]

2 Tb HDD for storage

1 tb m.2

And 500 gb ssd

[broken topaz]

This last two are mainly games

Engines

[pastel quartz]

fuck i just saw i have 770 hours in warframe

[broken topaz]

And dev environment s

[pastel quartz]

over the course of 2 months

[broken topaz]

Go outside

[midnight tree]

i miss my big SSHD

[broken topaz]

I've had my small ssd since I was 14

[midnight tree]

now i only have gabing laptop with 1TB

[broken topaz]

Shit was expensive back then

110 GB SSD

When I was 14 was like 150 euros

[midnight tree]

nvm it's a 2TB drive

[broken topaz]

I'm surprised it hasn't died yet

[broken topaz]

Is it a HDD?

[pastel quartz]

my account got banned for black market trading

[broken topaz]

Or SSD

[pastel quartz]

lol

[broken topaz]

SSD 2tb would be pogging

[pastel quartz]

that's why i stopped

if not im gonna have 2k hours in it by now

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[midnight tree]

sshd

[broken topaz]

What the fuck is a sshd

[midnight tree]

i solid state hybrid drive

[pastel quartz]

warframe can be so addicting holy

[stone blade]

gm

[midnight tree]

at least i think it's an sshd

i have no idea and i can't be bothered to find out

loadings times are good and that's all that matters

[broken topaz]

True

[broken topaz]

I had never seen a hybrid drive before

[real tinsel]

IVAN

GM

[broken topaz]

And the only abbreviation sshd I knew

[midnight tree]

sshid :DDDD

[broken topaz]

Was ssh daemon

[stone blade]

KHATYLLL

omg

hi khatyl my beloved

[real tinsel]

woah

easy there ivan

almost gave me a heart attack

[stone blade]

sorry

[midnight tree]

it's your first time? 😳

[stone blade]

it's excitement to see my pal

[real tinsel]

it's okay i'll just die sooner now

it's a win win for me

[stone blade]

calculated

[real tinsel]

emasculated

[broken topaz]

Yes be gentle when you hybreed drive me

[clear bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mav-mavkit-mavkot-kitmav-gif-19424086

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna go Kms now

[midnight tree]

babe, i'm at work

[real tinsel]

kms

what

[midnight tree]

we can't do this right now bro

[real tinsel]

you can say it now

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-gif-18141259

[real tinsel]

ohh you can't say ky s

[broken topaz]

I can say kms

[broken topaz]

Because I'm a minority

And that's what we do

It's part of our culture

[real tinsel]

you're a kid?

why are you here cori shoo

[clear bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1004353532671045683/MemeFeedBot.gif?723bf0684e7160c95df242b25b970431b5aeab1b7c3e2164e25ceaa82446df87

[real tinsel]

this is big boys club

[upbeat bobcat]

its called minority you dumb

[broken topaz]

I'm older than you probably

[real tinsel]

how old

[pastel quartz]

Can I stay here

[real tinsel]

no shoo

[upbeat bobcat]

no

[clear bear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928001990070513765/1010261880121602118/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

[pastel quartz]

Whyyy

[real tinsel]

it's big boys club

[pastel quartz]

No fair I'm telling on you guys

[real tinsel]

to whom

[clear bear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/941591641523884055/950888320500629504/caption-4-1.gif

[broken topaz]

Minty can stay

[real tinsel]

we're the big boys of this club

top of the food chain

[upbeat bobcat]

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

LOKI PRIME

I HAD THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[upbeat bobcat]

My prime ass

[real tinsel]

ew you have 800 hours on warframe

[midnight tree]

old enough to be a dommy mommy?

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[midnight tree]

asking for a friend

[real tinsel]

i'm the friend

[pastel quartz]

yes

[real tinsel]

don't gigachad me

[pastel quartz]

i have most prime frames but i got banned for black market trading

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna be 24 soon

I dunno if that is

[real tinsel]

omg even cori's steam page looks like a bottom

[broken topaz]

Shut

Why U bully me

[real tinsel]

i'm not bullying you

i'm a bottom

sometimes

[broken topaz]

Well I'm not

[real tinsel]

keep denying it pretty boy

[midnight tree]

that's 4 years older than me so i'll take it

[upbeat bobcat]

Yall just children omg

[midnight tree]

shut the fuck up millennial

[real tinsel]

and you're still a virgin

[pastel quartz]

go back into your coffin smh

[upbeat bobcat]

Buy me one

[ionic hatch]

How old are you altis

[pastel quartz]

dracula cant afford his own

inflation has been rough on the old man

[upbeat bobcat]

Slept with more people than your imaginary brain cells

[ionic hatch]

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[upbeat bobcat]

29

[ionic hatch]

Chloroform doesnt count

[midnight tree]

damn

[pastel quartz]

how come you're still walking

[broken topaz]

Bro is old

[ionic hatch]

Holy shit you fucking boomer hes 10 years older then me

[upbeat bobcat]

I somehow survive

[real tinsel]

ahh so that's why you're the way you are

still a teenager

[ionic hatch]

Im 19

[real tinsel]

that's a teenager

[pastel quartz]

tell us about the war

any of them

[ionic hatch]

The fuck did you think I was 25 or something

[midnight tree]

yea

[real tinsel]

yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't like k***s

[pastel quartz]

[real tinsel]

does anyone in turkey actually like them?

[upbeat bobcat]

Do they even themselves

[real tinsel]

pretty sure they do

[upbeat bobcat]

Primates

[real tinsel]

even my shitass country shooed away the armenians after their attacks

your dumbass erdogan still keeps them right inside the country so they can fuck even more shit up

[broken topaz]

yea

[midnight tree]

cori confirmed server mom because old

[real tinsel]

falco is the oldest iirc

he's the channel mommy

aldo is the server mommy because he's over 40 or something

[pastel quartz]

i cant even imagine being over 30

that's crazy

[real tinsel]

yeah you can't imagine until you get to it

[midnight tree]

imma kill myself way before i hit the age of old

[broken topaz]

same

[pastel quartz]

im 21 and feeling old already

[broken topaz]

[real tinsel]

i'd live to 50s so i can become a gardener and yell at people who come close to my garden

[broken topaz]

bro youre still gonna be working when you're in your 50s

[real tinsel]

yea

[broken topaz]

you wont have time to be in your garden yelling at people

[trim pilot]

where are the mems

[real tinsel]

i'll sell my garden stuff to people

why would i work at some shitass retail job at 50s

[pastel quartz]

in ohio

[real tinsel]

i'd buy a land and plant a bunch of shit then tend to them and sell them

[trim pilot]

im in ohio and i dont see any

[midnight tree]

i don't wanna do this shit for 47 more god damn years before i can retire

hell naw

[pastel quartz]

look in the mirror and look around you

[real tinsel]

if you're 67 and still doing security guard then you should end yourself right now

[midnight tree]

if i don't get some bitches by 25 i'm outta this joint

[pastel quartz]

there is more to life than women

[real tinsel]

there's men

[broken topaz]

im bitches

[midnight tree]

😳

[trim pilot]

i got one literally a month after i turned 18

[midnight tree]

shut up, incel

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1042048865857183774/makesweet-vtzzkd.gif

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-j-letter-j-pear-butt-bv0j-gif-22468236

[broken topaz]

i didnt have the sex until i was like 20

[slender kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/izzversels-rage-cat-attack-gif-25096536

[pastel quartz]

brooooo 200$ to get my account unbanned

[real tinsel]

my friend's university group member or something is 20 and already married and pregnant

[broken topaz]

bro

[pastel quartz]

there was this girl in my class that got married while still in uni

[broken topaz]

im probably never gonna marry

[pastel quartz]

she was absent for a week then we found out she got married in taht week

[broken topaz]

I already told my bf that i dont wanna get married

[pastel quartz]

marriage is good for tax reason

you get taxed less when you get married

[broken topaz]

you can get the same benefits here without marriage

its just a little more complicated

you do have to live together for a while tho

and I kinda also dont wanna live with my partner permanently

[midnight tree]

bruh christians really out here having a fucking marriage network to work off of

i ain't got shit

i gotta become a mormon or sumn

[pastel quartz]

you'd have to go on missionary

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

gotta get me a woman that can sing whatever this is called

[broken topaz]

witcher 3 combat ost 3

[pastel quartz]

have you heard of mongolian throat singing

[broken topaz]

i think its called silver for monsters actually

[midnight tree]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

that's the good stuff

[midnight tree]

i listen to The HU

they slap hard

[trim pilot]

indeed

[cold iron]

the band is Percival Schuttenbach, Polish folk metal

[broken topaz]

you know what also goes hard

the olgierd fight music

[trim pilot]

you know what goes hard

the witcher 3 as a whole

[broken topaz]

my pee pee

[trim pilot]

that game is a complete masterpiece

[broken topaz]

oh

[midnight tree]

silver for monster||girl||s

[pastel quartz]

i spent so much time modding i havent played the dlc

[cold iron]

weeeeell

[broken topaz]

witcher 3 is alright

story and world are great

just the gameplay is so meh

[trim pilot]

blood and wine is probably one of the better dlcs in gaming

[pastel quartz]

the combat is so shit

[trim pilot]

breh

[cold iron]

The base game boss fights were miserable

[trim pilot]

have you played death march

[pastel quartz]

yes

[cold iron]

but they learned their lessons and the DLC boss fights were much better

[broken topaz]

The system itself is shit

[pastel quartz]

there's no nuance

[broken topaz]

so bland

[pastel quartz]

just click and dodge

[trim pilot]

apparently changing with the next gen update/remaster

[broken topaz]

I doubt it

not to any meaningful degree atleast

[pastel quartz]

i have a mod that make everything costs stamina

the combat is alot more fun that way

[abstract path]

Hmmm

What if i don't allow it?

[pastel quartz]

you have to count your swings and dodges

[broken topaz]

Random crystal schizo post

[abstract path]

Lol

Also this smh

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/977938538723180554/What_The.gif

[trim pilot]

i think we can all agree though that the witcher 3 has exceptionally amazing sound design

[broken topaz]

It has amazing music

and ambience

[midnight tree]

excellent sounding design

[broken topaz]

but the rest of the sound design didnt really stand out thaat much

[trim pilot]

excellent sound overall

[pastel quartz]

yooooooo

[trim pilot]

old news

[abstract path]

Kek

[trim pilot]

but yeah its a big deal

the legend is coming to claim new territory

[abstract path]

Deep cock galactik

[pastel quartz]

didnt check it for a while and just found out it's coming out this year

beeg

[ionic hatch]

Nice

[ionic hatch]

What

[midnight tree]

it's a fetish thing don't think too hard

[pastel quartz]

goated

[ionic hatch]

💀

[abstract path]

Isn't that some old game? 💀

[ionic hatch]

Homie has never heard of flash games

[pastel quartz]

yes

[abstract path]

Yep

[pastel quartz]

it's old and endearing

[abstract path]

Used to play it as a kid though

[pastel quartz]

i played it on my uncle's laptop

[abstract path]

I still from today on have some flash games remaining

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1039951133742993408/aspie_spin.gif

[ionic hatch]

Man I remember playing Race or Earn to Die on the school computer

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937538764216094751/1045597799586213898/20221124_141747.jpg?width=469&height=585

[abstract path]

Lol

[midnight tree]

i once used inspect element on a school computer to change the picture of our school on our school's home page to one of some nazi building and my teacher flipped the fuck out and thought i hacked their site or something

good times

[ionic hatch]

There was even this 2d unreal tournament game id spent HOURS on

[abstract path]

I would never spend my time on a tournament

Too much time wastet

[trim pilot]

a kid apparently shut down every single computer on the school network as people were taking exams

[midnight tree]

lmao

[abstract path]

funniest shit

[ionic hatch]

Holy fuck have you never fucking heard of Unreal Tournament or Quake???

[trim pilot]

somehow he didnt get expelled

[midnight tree]

computer class was always ballin when the teacher left fr

[abstract path]

No i just don't participate

[trim pilot]

next exam he did it again

[real tinsel]

download bluemaxima's flashpoint if you wanna play the rest of them

it has pretty much every flash game archived

[trim pilot]

except this time he took down the wifi for a long time as well

[midnight tree]

quake was pretty dope

[abstract path]

Very well

[midnight tree]

but i usually played the halo combat evolved demo over and over again at my grandma's house

[abstract path]

Halo was the shit once i still had it

[ionic hatch]

Crystal never played unreal tournament

[midnight tree]

because i though it was funny to go around and bonk the grunts on the head wit da pistol

[midnight tree]

||un||real

[abstract path]

Can't play everythin mang

[ionic hatch]

Halo 2 and 3 were my childhood

[midnight tree]

i played battlefield 3 and CoD hard when i was a kid

[real tinsel]

the name of the game is "unreal tournament"

it isn't an actual tournament

[midnight tree]

i absolutely shredded on bf3

[abstract path]

Yeah,i noticed

[ionic hatch]

World at War my beloved

Tank scene in the game was my favourite

[midnight tree]

i remember playing cod zombies at night with a friend i had when i was like 10 or something and the zombies always scared the fuck outta me

[ionic hatch]

I also played a fuck ton of plane sims growing up, had a joystick and a console, played this game called IL-2 Sturmovik

[abstract path]

oh shit

[cold iron]

I love Quake for getting me addicted to movement shooters

I hate Quake for getting me addicted to movement shooters

[real tinsel]

the zombies from plants vs zombies scared the shit out of me when i was a kid

[midnight tree]

i also remember him calling the gas explodey crawlers "jews", though at the time i didn't know what that was

[real tinsel]

also the zombies from the zombie army trilogy

[midnight tree]

he's bosnian though so it's understandable

[abstract path]

I just burned them down with the peashooters
What really scared me though was the gargantua with the red eyes

[abstract path]

Ah yes

Ubisoft

[midnight tree]

the crawlers on kino der toten got me wyldin

fr

[ionic hatch]

Back when ubisoft was still good

Played this and fucking Splinter Cell

[midnight tree]

when they went ubihard

fr

[real tinsel]

far cry 2 gotta be my favorite far cry game

[ionic hatch]

Never played far cry

[real tinsel]

ubisoft peaked at far cry 2, then kinda shat themselves with each next installment

[ionic hatch]

My brothers always bought me military sims

Arma, IL-2, Company of Heroes, etc.

[real tinsel]

you should play far cry 2

ditch the rest of the franchise

[midnight tree]

maybe you should be in the company of some hoes

[ionic hatch]

I played a lot and A LOT of OG deadspace

[midnight tree]

based

[ionic hatch]

Nooo I dont want to join the hoe company

[midnight tree]

battlefield hoe company 2

good game

[real tinsel]

there are still people playing it

bf3 too

[midnight tree]

fr

they made some bangers but then they got all woke and whatever

[real tinsel]

last i checked a year ago, bf3 had at least 10 64 people servers filled with queues

[midnight tree]

and lazy

sound true

[real tinsel]

bf1 is also really great but has shit anticheat system

every server has at least 1 cheater and the winning team never kicks the cheater

[stone blade]

👋

[abstract path]

Ah...the usual

[real tinsel]

👋

[ionic hatch]

We being terraria pilled or barotraumeme today @midnight tree ?

[midnight tree]

ayup

[ionic hatch]

We could also do warthunder

[real tinsel]

does either of you own mordhau

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar1uZORi1TM&list=RDLGWcZ8KABlE&index=3

[midnight tree]

how many gigs is warthunder

45ish

hmm

[ionic hatch]

Like 50

[glad carbon]

Over 10

[midnight tree]

with my garbo wifi that's gonna take a good long while to process

[real tinsel]

IVAN

that's a banger

[midnight tree]

i'd like to fuck over some more gods in terraria

that would be epic

[stone blade]

yes thx

[midnight tree]

but i gotta get through the workday first and then go lifting

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnpubKm9qw4&t=56s

this one also

[midnight tree]

no work tomorrow tho so i can stay up past my bedtime

[stone blade]

like a big boy

[cold iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269007091753025536/1044008925156098119/RDT_20221119_2239132329565759006863252.jpg

[midnight tree]

real

gotta get that moon lordussy

[midnight tree]

it is what it is

[ionic hatch]

Aksel what class you going ass

[pastel quartz]

oh lord

[midnight tree]

shiiiiet

[ionic hatch]

Iron is going summoner

[midnight tree]

magic man

[pastel quartz]

i haven't beaten terraria solo once

[midnight tree]

i will shoot bullets with magic

[ionic hatch]

Aight Ill make you a magic dildo

[pastel quartz]

my friends carried me while i fuck around with bees

[midnight tree]

based

[midnight tree]

your friends "carried" you while you were "fucking" around with "bees", you say?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/hood-irony-dreamybull-twerk-bee-gif-25735115

[pastel quartz]

i built my house out of the beehive tiles and be a silly little summoners

[midnight tree]

i will make my basement out of flesh

(in terraria)

[ionic hatch]

Fleshlight wàll

We will kill him today