#🎪bruh-fart
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I dont think shes into that
Cowards the lot of you
Suchilami il cazzo😳
Quite
#🎪bruh-fart second vote, everyone (without the tag) invited
is @ionic hatch edgy?
you are actually smoking crack
No, just horny
get some pussy
derpy doesn't know where to get crack
not to a femboy
My legs are still hairy, not a femboy yet
have you considered black tar heroine
no that was my ex's favorite
i only do crack and asbestos
also I'm not edgy, its called being Dutch
my condolences
Dwutch
my country celebrates blackface on the 5th of december
yall wear wooden shoes
you guys got any good movies to recommend?
no thats just the south
might watch Coraline otherwise
wes anderson's movies
just like how the american south is all cousin fuckers
Fight Club
drive
Ghost rider was also good
I'm already a schizo
and?
here's another good one
I don't have an answer to that
obligatory salo recommendation

havent watched that one yet but gonna watch it on the weekend so ic an be comforted again
fat girl is alaso a good one
the reflecting skin
good choice, my mans
love those movies
this is the first time I've been bullied over my hands
hey @hidden path you should check this out
I didn't even know it could happen
Time for thanksgiving food dump
holy
that was a lot
why is everything brown though
you can feed a village with that amount of food
it has varying textures of barf
not a movie but a show, Inside Job
ah the american special
the caloric value of dishes on the table slowly crawling towards a piece of uranium
(I would totally eat that)
Drive fast eat ass
Naked 1993 is also a good movie
eat lard fart hard
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Literally me
Shut up
nah
(he's screaming because he's afraid of the sheer magnitude of your arm)
i don't like doing that
i only saw cat
(at least try to make your arm smaller or don't show it so much on camera, you're scaring people)
where's arm
see
he's so scared he forgot what he seen
onwards, my minions
we cross the river tonight
I'm gonna shit myself because of you
that's flattering, I guess

did you make them
nope
i'd make them if i had the resources
unfortunately for you, sosig deposits in Azerbaijan are scarce and poorly developed
snorf
nooo litle american boy
also the little spiky woods
don't go into that enlistment cave!
no little spiky woods in azerbaijan 
Oh my god these men are all gall
there's no war where they're gonna need to do this
Damn you censorship
just chop some wood
what are you, stupid?
so much work though
pussy
imagine what would Bruno say if he saw you being that lazy
use me as a human fleshlight?
penis ninja
Damn, new gow game looks lit
i don't see any fire there
playstation exclusive for the next 4ish years probably
Wdym
What do you mean too, gow has been an PS exclusive for almost a decade
gow ragnarok will be exclusive for a couple of years
before getting ported to pc like the last one
previous game was 2018, right?
How come they’ve been out for years and yet people still act like they’re priceless gold to be hoarded
Better question
so likely 4 years before ragnarok comes to pc
Much fun
by Chris Voiceman
FULL VERSION Out Now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA
one game i don't know why i bought a ps5 with no games to buy
Linkin Park In The End - /v/ Edition ps5
Lyrics:
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
AND THAT'S ALL I K...
No clue
my side
I'm currently playing god of war on twitch
we talk about so much shit that's not even remotely related to stalker
not much different from playing it yourself
We’re just #╟❓general-offtopic , but on crack
I'm merely outsorcing the manual tasks to someone else

idk doe, 2018 felt annoyingly clunky, wish they just gave me a lock on since i cant multitask moving the camera and fighting
I'm weaker than I remember 
Virgin game players, chad twitch content stealers
Me showing you what size i want
i love dead cells
Not old enough, back to bed with you
Same
Naaaah
my goto game to relax and practice some mechanics
"Sorry, we don't sell ammunition that large. Would you like .50 BMG instead?"
i can just lose myself in dead cells and go brrrrrr
i thank your nation once again bz
Я вечно благодарю тебя, мой брат
Cyrillic detected, time to say suka blyat
how well did this translate anyways
my gf taught me some funny words to say to russian
davayte iznasiluem
@placid sail
well enough, turned out a bit pompous, but the main idea is intact
that's... not a good word buddy
the idea behind it was to be a bit pompous 
what it mean
i can't translate because idk how it's written
||let's rape||
I wonder if I can find funny thanksgiving gifs
damn, I only know english and dutch
your girl is a lil bugger
you guys wanna see something mond blowing
c----cun
just don't type anything for one moment, please
Me when my sister breaks the joystick on my ps4 controller
cute and funny
WHAT THATS CENSORED
wait what
bruh this is old
AHAHAH
how
seen this before
don't be a smelly butt, let others enjoy it
whats censoried?
ah
how much
those people don't deserve to live
when i stop going to the gym my barbell bench usually drops down to 55kg xd
What?
Hmm, I wonder if the other c word I know works
Don’t question it
Cuuuick
luckily im getting a ps4 for my birthday in the coming week or 2
warming up with 30. Usually did a bunch with 60. I think my top is 80 which really isn't a lot
So I can say that
cute and funny
fuck yeah mate
its almost 9 years since the console was launched
Try to get a ps4 pro, don’t settle for a regular
mate i really dont care i just wanna be able to play with my mates that all i wanna do
paycheck comes in tomorrow, I'm treating myself a new phone
alright mate
have fun bruv
god hates australia
im aware
god hates england more then australia
I got the newest model iPhone that still has a home button, I hate the newer ones
oi don't be a cunt govna
australia seems cool
I didn’t have a choice man, they don’t have any android places nearby

then, just order a phone
My dad was paying for it, didn’t have that choice
I fail to even know what corpo means
any devilman crybaby enjoyer in the chat
But mkay
my friend bought himself a new iphone recently and was really happy about how it's all so advanced and cool, and then he lost the ability to call and receive sms for a day because some stuff during the installation of e-sim went wrong
I simply hate Apple and everything they make
same
Steve Jobs was a thief and is burning in hell
thinking of getting a samsung galaxy S20 FE
I just got it for the fast charging time, besides discord I just use my phone for YouTube
should i get this for my gf
I recommen like 200 bucks phones. Usually they're way enough to do most stuff
Typo identified
google pixel is the future
Didn’t that one explode
no that's the samsung one
Ah
I FUCKING HATE WINDOWS ALREADY
avg linux user
Cuz u don't know how it operates?
use linux like a nerd
Oooooo you will install windows 11 ooooooo
yo
that is cute
no I use Windows 10
Thank god
but I am probably just gonna install a custom windows 7 system
Even better
Chad
They’ll force you to switch to 11 by default in a few years, so eh
windows Xp is also based as fuck
I hate to say it, but khaaytil was right
windows xp unironically fucks hard. Too bad steam dropped support for it
too bad everyone dropped support*
listen bro, the only way for me to "scream" is to use all caps
shut up old man
This speaks true words
use windows bandara
because windows is straight up dogshit
you won't
crystal shut the fuck up
sorry for the reality bomb bruno
crystal shut the fuck up
Try this, put three of these “***” on either side of your words
that made me fucking cackle
Make me 
you fucking barcode wrist looking motherfucker
If it works, it looks like this
@grizzled meadow
Happy Turkeyday to Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjwcPCVO4Jw
Larry, Curly and Moe celebrate the holidays like you’d expect. Pokes, slaps, and maybe even some smacks, it’s all there.
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aw man
no happy Turkey day for me
crystal send a picture of your wrist I want to scan the lobby code
don't bully the troubled youth

you gonna lose all your life savings
Yea, this got dark quickly
Don't do it, he's gonna send you back to Germany circa 1944
no I don't wanna go to krautland
As if I'd even show u it kek

Show wrists pls 🥺
No thanks.
just kidding 🤣 unless... 😳
to be based you have to be cringe sometimes
do it
Do it
do it
shave first
do what i cant
brainfart has always been a femboy pipeline
Someone should adapt this meme to the Qatar world cup
Stop encouraging me
Never
says the guy who started the whole femboy thing
I'll give you a pipe
what?
you heard what i said
she's homophobic
and racist
and transphobic
so based
she's just like me
big hands, small brain?
why is is this so fire
someone recorded this which is the true weirdo part
jazz + electronic music go crazy
I've been told I look like Elon Musk so I need to end him
I can't be associated with this
Nooooooo 
anyone who has over 100 hours in dota 2 i dont trust
what yhe fuck

ummmm mooods? I've been gaslighted? punish this man please?
oof i have bad news for you then
that's some rookie numbers
I have 800+ hours in vrchat
what in the goddamn
Samsung galaxy S21 FE is only 500 euro now 
"nah it's just irony bro"
what can you possibly do in vrchat for 800 hours
what can you possibly do on discord
I have like 2K hours in warthunder now 
watch movies on big screen, talk to people, play among us and other games
nothing
guys play warthunder instead
huh impressive
warthunder is clearly a fun and non time consuming game
i already do
i have 8 years in league
thats just, jesus christ how did you still get pussy
but my soul is darker than u can imagine
fortunately I was able to kick this habit
now let's see Bruno Bratwurst's card
isn't war thunder that game that leaks classified military documents thrice?
5 years clean 
yeah
yes
think 2017 was when i stopped playing with friends as they preffered drugs instead
idk which fate is worse

im a good person, league just brings out the worse in me
Yakuza (Ryu ga Gotoku) 0, 5 and Kiwami karaoke, originally sang by Kiryu.
Cover version by Senshi Ongaku.
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Audio © Senshi Ongaku
thank god there is no time count in league
nobody will ever know
Every league player says that 
it's true copium
lizard fucker

this is only on steam, I mostly play the launcher 
I've removed league recently (again)
nah i was the lizard getting fucked
I can still bench 50 without training and being fat, I'm not turning into a femboy
50 what
kg
pounds or kilo's
kg
based
bro who benches 50 lbs 
ain't much but it's honest work
keep up the grind my g
neva neva neva
you got my respect

What do you think about the events which took place between the period of 1933 to 1945
I shouldn't, I'm fat and haven't worked out in a year
i can bench you🥺

I finally managed to bench 200 kilo's for 20 reps
Gonna try 60 to see if I can still do a decent average
based
Really need to get back into it
doing my lat raise warmup weight
you weight 200 kilos?
If I can do over 100kg I'll consider myself alright
Literally @pastel quartz
i wish i was as big as kyriakos
howww

i didn't even have internet throughout schools
i went to internet cafe and played league
avg guy from sea
Worlds Smartest European
claymore
what's with the anti modernist genre of white people
they're so weird
strongest hasan's soldier
Don't post stuff like this, Aldo will warn you 100%
what?
Aldo is an England fan
its literally just a soldier fetching their souls
He warned me about it, one of the first warnings I ever got


Speaking of which, how big is my list now
You have your answer
p!infractions @swift scarab
Total infractions: 7
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
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Time: 07/12/2022 08:47pm UTC
Reason: Aggressive and potentially polarising memes.
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Time: 08/28/2022 01:49am UTC
Reason: Don't share gifs/memes like this since it's culturally insensitive.
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Time: 09/08/2022 07:33pm UTC
Reason: no jokes on queen behalf pls
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Time: 09/09/2022 07:39am UTC
Reason: you either go to sleep like a normal person and stop trying to bend the rules without breaking them or i can just show you the door out
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Time: 10/30/2022 03:40am UTC
Reason: he asked, nothing to see here
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Time: 11/23/2022 06:58pm UTC
Reason: talking back to a moderator

60 done, still weak but a tiny bit proud of myself
Perfection
60 what
He’s benching weights
attempting to work out
wait aren't you dutch 
promoted to giant buffed arm
gimme a year without being too bad
p!infractions @urban ocean
You are missing the mod.infractions permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
I'm trying to work out myself for a couple months right now
Oof
p!infractions @urban ocean
Total infractions: 7
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 06/21/2022 09:29pm UTC
Reason: no politics stuff #📄rules
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 06/26/2022 06:15am UTC
Reason: avoid posting this stuff in the future, please
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Time: 09/08/2022 08:29pm UTC
Reason: no jokes on Queen Death behalf pls
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Time: 09/22/2022 10:05pm UTC
Reason: you done pushing your luck? #📄rules
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Reason: oh no, that was an accident. it wont happen again #📄rules btw
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Reason: terrorism joke/politics. this time literally should have been a ban 
but I'm still more in a crystal department currently
start buying protein shakes guys

based people
don't eat before you workout
He's based
drink protein shakes instead
I am too
I need to get back into a decent diet before I can hope working out
Unacceptable
Lel
There can be only one
Well, considering my name and pfp, I'm the real American here
p!infractions @pastel quartz
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🤨
I already do, probably would be even less results without it, since my diet usually consists of overworking and binging on youtube
fuck windhelm
fuck ulfric

Balgruf is for fence sitting pussies
I swear that guy acts like Jerma if he was on meth
Gonna sign up to the gym tomorrow
the empire is better for skyrim
I prefer the yes man ending
Open borders globalists cucking to the Thalmor
just nuke skyrim and be done with it
better than ulfric mucking it all up
agree
By Ysgrimor!
make them low elves?
🥂
You like Dippin in that chitin covered ashnussy
i need a good infractions list
p!warn @ionic hatch they never learn, especially after you tell them to not post stuff like this
@ionic hatch has been warned.
And so the Dragonborn who had cheated death in the execution square outside Helgen, cheated death once again, and the Skyrim Shithole was forever changed.
i do and im tired of pretending i don't
I asked Aldo first
what was it

you've spiked my interest
stuff about ww2
Soyjak SS
why cant I post fucking military memes
you cant just delete something AND not tell what it was whilst writing about it
dude it was a meme about fucking lend lease to fucking russia in world war 2
Alice breaking the rules again xD
It's so simple...
smth about falco typing out soyjak ss and pressing send is sending me
I hate everything you post
me and falco
gonna repost it though
you need help
one of the good one
Bruh.
real

whhyyy
no
Before Aldo see this one as well, I'll delete it 
reduced to atoms
obliterated
I've just realised Falco probably has the biggest collection of fucked up memes
thankfully i managed to see my meme before falco deleted it
idk why people put a prompt into one of those ai, get the image, post it and call themselves artist
it's unreal
cos he's keking from half of them before deleting
so im pleased
because people fall for it
Some of them
@somber warren we can only post the based stuff in the gym 
some of them~
real
NO POLITICS
Gachimuchi? Yes
Gabagool?
you guys wanna see something obscene
ngl the woman is a total milf
hot af
I'd take the jail time for her if she'll be my mommy fr
Should I get a personal trainer at the gym
she the kinda woman to have a family with
depends
how much do you know
real
I don't know much tbh
are you an experienced lifter? no, are you new to the gym? yes
and I don't have gym buddies
don't need a personal trainer the ppl there will show you how to do shit
and just ask other gymbros
watch conflicting lifting videos online and lift or pay big bucks for a guy to watch you lift
just read the rules falco, you might aswell just close brainfart because of rule 2 
you actually read the rules?
just looked through what was being 1984'd

she can read 
She already got a warn and apparently likes military stuff

what the fuck is wrong with liking military stuff
Need to find people to habg out with
Her life expectancy is low
Nothing
Slowly going bad brained
literally a third day at a new gym and a newbie asked me for my advice and now whenever we meet we considers ourselves friends
also met a guy from work

military stuff on its own isn't bad, but the ironic military-themed memes are usually insensitive and disturbing
even though i hate people talking to me during my sets
worst is people that spend 20 + minutes at a SINGLE MACHINE
The problem is when you post stuff that can lead to heated discussions, to nazi stuff, to saying that Putin is this and Zelensky is that
ouch
if i showed you my shelf with experimental supplements you'd vomit
now im on a herbal stack
how is gonna post, a meme about lend lease in world war 2, gonna lead to the ukraine shit, nevermind you know what I know how retarded people are
fucking show me
my anger towards women has increased
I'm not saying you're going to or that you posted that stuff
huh? melatonin is used as a work out supplement?
And yes I already expected that answer
best preworkout
you can't be serious
I am
We just tend to delete the problem at the root
it is very good as pre workout
To avoid everything
huh...
buh muh plane
did you reply to the wrong message? My "ouch" was about that "woman moment" gif
yep, my bad, sorry
includes complete micronutrition profile, gut support, liver support, kidney support, androgen sensitivity upregulation, dereks preworkouts and nootropics, and experimental ball growth stack and experimental free testosterone boost stack
I mean planes and tanks are fine I guess, just avoid war and shit, nothing else
ew lol
bruh
your kidding right
weirdo with a weird fetish
cistanche tubulosa, fadogia agrestis and tongat ali for the free test stack build
she got her jungcook wym
actually thats pretty fucking based
10 billion units lacto reuteri
10000 units hCG
100mcg melanotan 2
20mg enclomiphene
5g taurine
250mg niacin
Ginseng extract
schizophrenic ball growth stack
Honestly would just be happy to bulk up just a bit
I am impressed with such a level of dedication. my sincerest condolences to the liver
alright then, Lockheed martin war crimes it is
don't wanna fall in the rabbit hole
the thing is, liver is very ok
because of the liver support stack
is that dcs?
This stuff is already safe because it's a game
yeah
ye
yeah it's a game
And it's a good meme as well
what if it was real
A repost
Feel the excitement of flying the Su-25T "Frogfoot" attack jet and the TF-51D "Mustang" in the free-to-play Digital Combat Simulator World! Two free maps are also included: The eastern Black Sea and the Mariana Islands.Digital Combat Simulator World (DCS World) 2.7 is a free-to-play digital battlefield game and simulation environment. Our dream ...
520
But a good meme
Banned
aka niacin detox, nac, choline and inositol and partly micronutrition profile upregulation
and lots of water
really want to get into it but i have to buy a joystick and shit and actually learn shit and not be braindead and mash buttons
Don't pull the rope too hard 
oh hey I even know one of those thingies!
also got astragalus for kidney function
I take nac and my muscles are less sore afterwards
bro if that clip was real, ye gotta respect the fucking camera angle
glycine is also good for soreness
inflammation can also be battled with magnesium and omega 3s
is it true that nac disrupts the muscles growth a little though?
i dont think so
holy
i just heard it slows down fat oxidation
idk if it has drastic effects on muscle growth
with all those supplements are you even considered natty
probably not
that sounds roided asf
healthy as shit though
i will continue lab ratting

my brother in christ
are you ready
to learn the ENTIRE FUCKING MANUAL
define "natural"
of a modern fighter jet
like the F16E
this is autism
the SU-25 Flanker D etc. etc.
I was thinking of doing it
purely because of me playing Project Wingman
and I love the fucking F14
no performance enhancers?
ye same but it takes so fucking long to learn all that shit
you can define some of those supplements as performance enhancers
so drinking coffee before workout is not natty then?
like ashwagandga, caffeine, creatine etc.
dunno i haven't lifted a single weight in my life
natural is considered if you dont upregulate androgenic sensitivity with chemical substances that were created for that specific purpose
im just asking a question
or of you dont take synthetic testosterone
thats my definition of natural
everything you eat and drink influences your workout anyway, so yeah, I'd say if you not doing something with your hormones, it's still pretty natural
and by no means i wish to retain that honor of being natural
I'm gonna bench to impress the girls (boys)
why do i still feel nervous around my gf like when we first met
does anyone have this problem
i turned into a bumbling fool around her still
Morning frens
Also happy thanksgiving to the other Amerifats
I’m sure we have like 10 Americans now in this discord
some of you mf need that shit
brazilmentionbutreplacebrazilwithamerica.jpg
need to ask your parents first tho
I'm older than you
based
im not a mod🥺
lets start an aggravated discussion which will make the mods mute me
Still America
But south
low quality bait
can you tell us how the west has fallen
I should visit south america
can't wait to see you on bestgore bro
its almost time guy
I'm simply too cool to die
you downloaded that? why when its on yt
because MP4's are baller compared to youtube links
you sound more and more like an alcoholic
Nah I don't drink much anymore
ye, but i would never watch a fuckin 3 min mp4 on discord
maybe like once per week or per two weeks
how much? Like how much you drink in a sitting?
WHAT DID I SAY WRONG
I wish I was going to the zoo tomorrow
Maybe a beer and two max rn
that good
stealing
Used to be a bit more
YOUR RULES ARE GASLIGHTING ME
thought like fucking blackout drunk
That was before
convert
Just one or two shaker cups worth of vodka
Got on meds that didn't mix with alcohol, and then got off meds and it's ok now
still not good to self medicate
its not even thursday
not self medicated
22:37 PM
24 - 11, Thursday
I am Dutch
based as fuck
no i mean if you drink to sorrow out your problems, that is the definition of self medication


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to whoever doubted nac
Crack pipe smoking mf
smoking the most unhealthy shit is based
i will personally smoke caffeine powder
with no filter
wait until the based lung cancer comes over you
this was your daily bob post
Dying is based
the based lung cancer has to get in line to my anti lung cancer supplement stack
buy a fucking hobbit pipe. thats based af
i support this statement when you are involved
(pervitin)
sorry my cat walked on my phone
might
Same
ah the good old pervitin
my cat
Join the 41%
dying is cringe, I cant hate the European union when I'm dead
isn't it more?
??
based opinion detected
I'm pretty sure 41 was the number
lemme google that
I might be mixing it up with the other funny percentage number
I hate the EU too but probably for different opinions
dont start debating
🗿
or we'll get autistic
It's no debate
🗿
no one is
it's just not hard to see that I have different opinions than some people here
happens
now I pull out thr vodka
that looks kinda fun
no, no still nothin
imagine fighting on there
chernobyl swamp time
tackling each other and throwing each other
@broken topaz its actually pretty hard to find a number and i don't feel like going down the rabbit hole
@somber warrenit would be funny if a mod would rename this guy to "Senor (a Furry) Torres"
Don't engage in this conversation any longer
🗿
the fact you used that gif makes it even worse
you prolapsed your statement



