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we need another stalker-esque game based in ohio
Was expecting some idiot japanese weeb fanbase but western is also like that tho strange
oh the things they would do if they learn their favorite waifu's true gender and identity 
Don't joke about that, man.
Ohio is already constantly expanding, we don't need mutants added in.
meanwhile me watching vtuber
can we get much higher
Nothing wrong watching vtuber, you do you it's nobody's business but shitty things happen with idiotic fanbase ye, especially if they are mute lmaoo
dr manhattan😳
Darktide is sick, ngl
with that bakery
That cake got me going

Pls mark it as spoiler next time

Thank you Mr. Breast
fuckin snorks
me
@grizzled meadow
Chrispost instead.
#chrisposting #redfieldbloodline #residentevil
Chris Voiceman did a silly song about one of my favorite video game franchises and it moved me on a spiritual level. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k)
Enough to spend more time making this than I'm comfortable telling anyone.
UPDATE: So originally I didn’t have any plans to animate ...
Chris is back and he's not taking "why" for an answer.
Follow me on Twitter for more stuff: https://twitter.com/ChrisVoiceman
dicks pussies and assholes


World Cup opening going hard af
toribash my nuts off your forehead lmao
lmao actually do it though
😳
yeah
Ah yes, frequently bought together
yeah the whole site is a dumpsterfire
but I like the patches
they have a little ivan patch as well that I'm gonna rep https://kommandostore.com/collections/patches/products/ivan-the-remover-patch?variant=11954821955626
gamma now also as handheld experience!
Kommando store usually puts out a discount when you sign up
Ecologists my beloved
Also which faction is Scientists, isn’t that just Eco with extra steps
on this one it generated some black artifacts while upscaling sadly
omg me
Np, I’m not smart enough to make my own patches anyways lol
i know they have some patches on ali express
might get some ngl
gonna take 4 months to arrive probably toh
and you may get cancer from them or only receive a picture of them on a piece of paper
i mean they are like 0.50 usd a piece
so not a fortune
might try to get some and see xD
better buy it on wish, much better platform (please dont, 99% counterfeit shit)
buy a rtx 3090 there, receive a pillow with a 3090 printed on it
yeah dont buy there 😄
do you live in a large city or a village?
how is live in romania
sometimes i think about buying property in eastern europe , because its very cheap to buy property there 😄
Those get sold everywhere
I remember seeing allegedly pure uranium-235 being sold on eBay
now i live in a town , lived for 3 years during college in a large city by the sea
life is....well if u are poor it sucks
like , u gonna freeze this winter
arent like most people poor
u would be surprised , but no , however being middle class is a bit above barely surviving
rich people here have it on cheat mode , u do whatever u want basically
Is it offensive that every stereotype I’ve heard about Romania is that it’s incredibly isolated and rural compared to most places
whats a middle class income like?
no , that is true , and the 40% of the toilets are still outdoor toilets is also true
cause people didnt have plumbing back then to their homes
Slightly above being broke
and they wont pay big moeny for it now
Damn, my bad, didn’t know that
well minimum wage is like 230 euro which is starving and freezing at this point
id say to live in Bucharest u need at least 1000 Eur a month , and thats stretching it
yeah i think it is the lowest minimum wage in entire eu if im correct
Rents are pretty expensive to be fair
bro i saw a fucking beanie in mega mall (romanian mall) in C&A
guess how much it costed
just average beanie
The lucky thing for Romanians is that our ancestors had the idea of working and paying for their own home
bulgaria is also pretty low, but its still 100€ more than romania
So many many people recieve apartments and shit from their parents / grandparents
which is a big bonus
romania
worrying about paying
the bad part is , well ...u cant rly move to another city

bucharest not recommended spawn point
Just start your epic hiking montage music, you’ll be fine

back in the Communism days everyone recieved an apartment even if it was shit
His Spawn Point : Pipera , Bragadiru , Kiselefff
My Spawn Point : Jilava , Ferentari
We are not the same
If this what the generic giant blocks of apartments in slavic countries and Russia came from
Yes
Good to know
they were literally built for people to have where to live while going to work in factories and shit
same idea with Prypiat and Chernobyl NPP
my spawn point: hell
problem is , those factories are long gone , instead of keeping them running, they sold the terrain to some foreign investors and they either made farms or other shit on it
also walking outside for 10 seconds and coughing all your organs out due to inhaling a collective amount of 50 tons of city dust
Thus leading to the perpetually broken down look everyone makes memes from?
Annihilated
It is always morally correct to bully kids online
yep , kinda
the depressive landscapes of Eastern Europe
people in gta online : WHY DO YOU KILL ME I HATE YOU 😭 😭
I bullied so many kids in gta online 💀
My friends and I would just bully people in gta, it was fun
I can’t walk five steps in gta without aliens making clones of my model or just being a general nuisance
Flying motorcycles of death
Etc
Fucking oppressors my dude
yeh gta 5 sucks ass
it was super fun early when u actually had to try for the heists
Those flying hoverbikes need to be removed
Hence why I’m current playing rdr2
now u do one heist and cant affort a t-shirt
Average Russian inflation

I made friends with a twitch streamer on gta
i would like to buy property in eastern europe but i basically cant live in another country because i need my medical insurance to pay for my meds
which is a shame because as an IT Person, i could basically work from everywhere
We played together for a while
Then, a group of hackers got mad at him for getting killed all the time by him
So the streamer and my friends got together to clap the ass of cheaters every chance we got
but i thought about still buying property there and only staying there in the summer maybe 😄
only cant stay for more than 2 months because then i need new meds
It got to a point where another cheater joined us and decided to fucking erase the other cheater from every session they joined
It was very fun
All over the span of a few months
Truly, the life of a @slim osprey is fascinating
Real
Can’t remember cause my info is outdated, but doesn’t Russia have a super strict policy on how long their visas for visitors last?
Like only for a few months or something
i mean in Romania healthcare is insured
however dont expect luxury conditions , u get jack shit

yeah i feel it tho
there is a saying here
if it's free, then it's probably not that good
yeah but only if i work in romania tho, and i dont know how it would work if i would be working for a german company for example
and my meds costs like ~10.000€ every two months, so idk if romanian insurance would cover them
i cant pay that on my own and i dont get payed that bad
Man I get wasted at home after two vodka and sprite chasers, that’s too much energy wasted to get mad

youre missing half the fun
I don’t drink for fun, I drink to immediately fall asleep after doing so
I will never understand people that get tired when they drink
I don't drink
Depression is a hell of a drug
I once joined a STALKER Arma 2 server, found a gun and saw a guy sprinting towards an incoming chopper.
I thought "free loot" and shot him dead.
His team-mates slaughtered me, but the guy raged at me.
"I'VE PLAYED THIS CHARACTER FOR THREE MONTHS!"
"Cool, I joined like 5 minutes ago."
Real chad behavior
Chad mid-teen vs virgin milsim fan
If I was his friend I would not let him see the end of it
Constantly would make fun of him for dying to a newbie
@slim osprey
Real
messing with someone about it is a part of friendship
liberals tell you that twinkpregnancy isnt real
dont believe them
I don't care what people say
Can’t fool me, that’s Ohio
I don't care if boy breast milk isn't real, I will keep sucking his tits
only in ohio
REAL
at least it's not Texas, oh wait...
you tell me, i sent you a reply 5 minutes ago and it's still loading
Oops
Real
One of the legendary Pavarotti's final recordings
SHAWTY GOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOW
LOOOOW LOOW LOWWW LOWWWW
SHE GOT LOOOOOOOW
I TOOK THA WOOOOOOOOOOK
It's against the rules posting men busting a nut 


Fucks sake they changed the Tonic Schweppes recipe
now it tastes like straight up Fanta

Imagine tonic without quinine
"According to the company, the new tonic was created in response to changing drinking habits and the new grapefruit innovation feeds consumer demand for fresh, fruity citrus flavours in time for summer."
another good thing ruined
Just drink water
haha like me
or ethanol
or methanol if you like to go blind
shush you, this is the only good thing i had and it's ruined
but yea I'll just drink water now
Your bf isn't good?
Oof
you can feel the frustration
of course she's not good, she's bloody perfect
just make your own, with blacckjack and hookers
i wish
I'm in love + Hotline Miami 2
I'd sell my kidneys for the old Tonic Schweppes recipe
Totally me
Just drink water
And coffee
I still need to finish HM 2
im not a coffee guy
do caffeine capsules instead, mucch cheaper
Heresy
Banned until you do
no caffeine in general
Great comeback
Ayooo do me too
then just do ccocaine all day 
the only thing i need to start my morning is a cold shower and pure righteousness
I just drink coffee cuz it's free
Fair tbh
buy super expensive coffe that was made out of beans that were shat out by ccats
thats a real thing no joke
i know because my country makes them 
balls
bwalls
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Restaurant name : Milano Cafe
Foodname: Vietnamese traditional coffee
Price: 13.000VND
Address: 12 Phạm Ngũ Lão street, Dalat city
Operation Hours: 06:00AM - 10:00PM
Restaurant name : Là Việt cafe
Foodname: Viet...
tried it once, kinda overrated tbh
then again im not a coffee guy so don't take my word as gospel
I never do
it does not need to taste well, it just need to be expensive so rich people ccan brag about it to their ricch friends
it's just a saying chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F58B2ptcHBk @scenic sable

Anyone here play C:DDA?
i only tried a shotglass full of the stuff on tour, but yea that's accurate 
and then they will tell you about how great it tastes because no one wants to admit that it tastes like shit while paying absurd amounts of money for it
@grizzled meadow
yeaup
ok
whats that show called
Inside Job
inside job
new season coming out soon too
based
50 minute school trip time
that's how long it takes?
Ye. Closer to 40 mins when the roads are in good condition

is school the weird place where some people receive something that some call education?
gah damn
i think i just skipped that and started working in a coal mine
Bro i said i live bumfuck nowhere in the woods of finland
The children yearn for the mines
so in winter there is like one meter of snow on the road 😄
what 10kms of dirt roads does to a mf
get some husksy and a sled 😄
Á
Pretty much if the regular guy who clears the roads isnt available
Gotten stuck a couple of times bcs of that
but you still have online classes right? or?
ilfov mf be like
santa is coming
Nah online classes ended here 2 years ago
unlucky
love is war love is war love is waaaaaaaaar
glad I dropped out
balls
Would be chill to still have them so i could do yard work when there still is sunlight
balls
you don't have them
I dropped out because the forklift called me
you said war 😱
Real. Best case i get home at 3pm and its dark by then

is ok you'll find some one day
ww1 ofc
i believe
there are so many wars going on on earth
I'll steal yours
the war to end all wars
You should mute yourself NOW
!selfmute 10m
Hmmm


so when north korea and iran gang up and end us all
not my bois
p!mute @narrow lotus 10m
You cannot moderate yourself!
Real
when we were vibing
because Lockheed Martin is love
Lockheed martin is life
Lockheed martin is eternal
it is , if you invested in them on stock exchange
its like you can read my mind
lockheed martin turns me planesexual
Ain't no way
just reading news and finding out what countrys want to buy what weapons from which manufacturer , and then buying stocks, but at this points its maybe a little late to join the game, but its probably still feasible
but that only works if you are able to invest without having "moral" or "ethics" blocking you from doing so
I had my stock into lockheed martin for like 2 years now
then I saw what the Javelin did in "the war"
but if you want to make money, moral and ethics are just in the way
@slim osprey
so depending on when you bought, you maybe made like 70%+
Real
only noobs get offered a job the moment they get the degree, pros get the job offers while still doing it
ty
real
fr
a man without his mustache is like cock without balls
how could one check magazine?
you press the mag release on your firearm
alt + t
alt T was in tarkov wrong game xd
ctrl + f4
ayy its not in the keybinds in game kekw
maybe try asking in proper channel
SCP
scp
Ye I legit dont remember the keybind
NOT THE SANDWICH
real crackhead hours
can you post that one pic of the cat where its on its belly but with your feet cropped out
with mags redux
just had to mention my ogre feet didn't you
I always play with mags
omg yees
Go in #🤖bot-commands and type !mags, follow the guide
for IMMERSION
ahahahaha i love your cat
i love her too
eat the cat
nah im not hungry
roast her above a fire
i already ate dog earlier today
hotdog with delicious labrador meat
Ay yo I saw that
what breed are they usually
Missclick
@grizzled meadow also what is that video
it was a file named meow.mp4
💀
?
Yeah I saw
some video that made everyone and their mother come and play gamma
drewskis?
Ew
don't know but dog snatchers don't spare anything
Can you tell me why there were some oiled up black dude's ass all over it tho?
what?
I suppose you're talking about the video made by Drewski
what are you on about cropol

exactly
aah that guy
Ricardo?
crackhead hours over
omg!!! Hiii!!
meow meow
whats his name
food
her name literally means "black dick" in my language
because there's a patch of black fur at her nether regions

it wasn't even binded on my first playthrough, i found that out the hard way 
That's why the guide tells you to check keybinds
what will happen if I put it on R again
bitches
female dogs
You die
dude answer
u die
you die
and thats why I left
you will be arrested by fsb agents
iedy
ah so when u comment sassy shit to other its ok , bulgar man?
no its brainfart again 

REAL
REAL
REAL
Ivan can only shut
real
.....
you are literally asking in the ccompletly wrong channel
Okay seriously I don't know what happen next, I don't use Mags 
But it shouldn't be a problem
well your mother
mags are for cucks who want realism but don't go outside 
Dude I told you its a fresh install and I dont see the mod
True
real
It's in the mod list 100%
mags is disabled by default tho
Use the filter thing
skill issue
why do u want to ammo check if u have the UI on
by default its on
I found it
u see the bullets on the corner there
it was not on
mfw all of this can be solved using a search tool
Mags is disabled by default
u2 bruno
p!mute @upbeat bobcat 10m u piece of shit
try asking in correct channel next time
@upbeat bobcat has been muted for 10 minutes.
BUT
my ears

my fucking ears are ringing
skill issue
goddamn you mayor
p!unmute @upbeat bobcat
@upbeat bobcat has been unmuted.
always my fellow finland

@narrow lotus
@grizzled meadow
why do you post animal cruelty
mald
I pinged you first, deal with it
how did you find footage of my ancestors
real
My mute supposed to be 10 mins

Not you too 
bro how its xqc such a fucking clown
being ccruel to animals for no reason is not fun
exactly
i just had too, for le meme
wait is that animal cruelty?
p!warn @ionic hatch gif with animal cruelty, fuck you too + mald cope seethe
@ionic hatch has been warned.
Can't you see the shotgun? 
mine was funnier so it gets a pass 
didnt think it fired lmao
thought it was apic
ledy how did you not see the fucking 12 gauge kfc maker
What the fuck

and yet liberals say that twinkpregnancy isnt real
Time for bed
Goodnite
Real
i went to sleep at 6am and woke up at 3pm
im fucked rn so might aswell reset it
i got maybe 20 scoops of pre left so im fine on the stimulant part
Bruno, because you probably didn't saw it, I've finished Berserk
are you motivated now
MOTIVATED for what
idk
Weeb
Greek
Want to know how it ends?
no :(
ναί
berserk is fucking based
i know the main plot twist but thats about it
My mind is at ease
got too many books rn going on so dont want to start berserk
I just hope they will keep publish the manga, since Miura is gone
cheap ass ending but it's better than nothing 
Or better yet, ||a fucking cliffhanger||
i want to click that spoiker
yea naaah i doubt it 
It literally is
Frfr

Do I need to remind you what the last page is?
Wait I'll send it to you in private
Yes
reminds me of this
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Game in background: Singularity
I make funny cheeki breeki slav videos of gaming and cooking.
Slav squatting is in my ...
This had me exhaling through my nose
i'm gonna do this
without the gun
don't know where to get gun around here
Cops
ask your local arms dealer or local criminal organization, depending on where you live
nah seems like too much trouble
lie about your mental wellbeing and join the army
i'd just rather do it without the gun
they will provide for your needs and you just need to follow orders
even if i was physically handicapped they'd still let me in the army
the rules here are weird about the army joining stuff
huh
yes also if you are in a flat with a crazy gun dealer thats stocks grenades and guns up to the ceiling you will really hope that police will not raid at that moment 😄
seems like you're unpacking stuff here

this was experience by SWIM , aka someone who isnt me 😛 😄
nah i do think it was an experience by you
i also think that

@slate crown
what is rizz
oh brother why
the L in your name stands for your l rizz
i feel like a grandpa for being annoyed at every new internet term
never heard of charisma called rizz 😄
exactly this 😄
falco posted nudes?
@grizzled meadow
i wish
falco must be smoking hot after his diet
would let him top me

real
Is there someone you wouldn't let top you?
like in mario kart?
yes
Real
exceedingly
at this point, I'd top myself 💀
REAL
dont you have a gf for that
Pango out here being the realest mf possible
real
I would top myself so god damn hard
thank god 
im such a bottom id top myself
if i was a girl , oh boy
i would have made so much money only-fansing is unreal
Real
whats stopping you now
You know you can still do it right
Romania
you don't even have to get naked. Just post feet pics and send people a jar of your piss for 20$ a jar
i mean thats the truth
how would you know that khaa
i have been on the internet for quite a while bateman
someone paid 100 euro for a girl to vomit in a bucket
fair enough khaytiil
Belle Delphine
lets not
yes that one
smartest whore on the internet
at least she's finally giving the internet what they want and doing porn now
real bucks
i did it for the vine
Bruh she does for 1 month, gets millions, then vanishes. Returns 3 months later.
ananas incident

ananas
bears are so adorable
i wish they wouldn't maul my face at first sight
or that i was russian
because they don't attack russians
my boy was confused for a few seconds before he attacked
being russian would be a vibe fr
black bears are friendly enough, it's the grizzlies that you need to worry about
his russian detector was working
those fuckers play "rough"
This move wasn't in the menu
according to wikipedia she left school at 14 😄
well.......she took the cliche way out i guess but eh
belle made her money and disappeared, only occassionaly reappearing to make more
she made more money than most internet whores of her type
thank god someone gets it
you know me pangard
i think she started uploading cosplay at 14 but lets not talk about that
what
Underage content with camgirls and such is not so rare

el🅱️ is
El🅱️is 🅱️resley
what if they got divorced
both?
Both is shockingly common.
I guess
horseshoe theory
parental figureless theory.
i can confirm : this is how potatoes work

real
Me.

GO CRAZY ALLUIHJLUHLJALHJKHJKDJGALHUHH
He's just like me
looks like a kangal mix
My dude giving support to himself
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1043976521720795247/unknown.png @heady crow @slate crown
Real

why did this make my gpu crash
skill issue
wood pc
George pc
potentially
cuock
The brain farts again
Me fr fr
falcooo the internet is gaslighting me again
if i operated a meme page i'd post every 7 months because i'd only post shit i've made and i'm a massive procrastinator + insecure so i'd have to make sure it's perfect first
the schizophrenia will take care of that
I think this is the theme for the race with God Hand so enjoy :)
#My mates SoundCloud, go let him know I sent you ;)
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me and who
what pride flag is that
idk man, i just got here
me
I've deadass seen the opposite more often
He is just like me fr
Imagine not being a lizard
You would still be naked
thanks
ihihihihihiajhahhahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohhiihihihihihihihi
same
who says im wearing clothes rn
🥺
dont judge me bro
i just stole it
me neither
I should be asleep a hour ago
wow are you the protagonist of fight club, friend of tyler durden
also known as the narrator
hard agree on the coffee
I'm funked up and want to sleep after coffe
thats why i took two scoops of preworkout now
But in my case it is not because my organism get used to it
But is fucked in fabric settings
Now I'm going to beat ass of my sugar level
If I will not get diabetic this will be good
im more Alex Deaverage but yeah
the human body is a miracle and so are you
i think its important for you to know and recognise the fact
You reminded me my last anatomy lesson
Where we were thinking about throwing one of the brains trough window
To see builders next to reaction
But sadly this is illegal
Remember
People from medical studies etc
Aren't normal
p!infractions @gaunt trout
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next one is a fucking ban, so please stop testing your luck

😊
Can I continue or there is no point?
🤨
aw, i had the rip bozo prepared and everything
Mashallah
And very bored like jesse waiting for Mr white
Now I have so much funking physic
And have seen human corpses
Don't even know what for
so they just have you the shittiest jobs there?
nice gatto
good cat
I will be eventually take blood sample form patient in job
Thats maximum of human contact
Job-not bad kinda for me
But studies....



