Random thing
#🎪bruh-fart
abstract path
pastel quartz
if you click, you click ig
midnight tree
i've been called handsome maybe 2 times that i remember fondly
i've also been called scary
not even creepy
pastel quartz
midnight tree
just scary
pastel quartz
blah blah blah look doesn't matter
but why scary tho
your facial expression was too tense or?
midnight tree
i have no idea
i asked
and i was just told that i was scary
whilst i was just talking to the fellas
devout hull
I smell bait so obvious they might as well use a fishing rod as their profile pic.
pastel quartz
you're too big ig
devout hull
Though that would detract from the bait factor.
ionic hatch
God im so fucking soaked i fucking hate rain
devout hull
devout hull
God im so fucking soaked i fucking hate rain
You had us in the first half, ngl.
pastel quartz
You had us in the first half, ngl.
us🤨
ionic hatch
Fucking degenerates
devout hull
Fucking degenerates
Thank you!
devout hull
projecting<:what2:975397814806921236>
I am.
ornate tulip
No new memes. Unfortunate.
devout hull
devout hull
No new memes. Unfortunate.
here ya go
ornate tulip
here ya go
By definition, a meme could defined as traits and behaviors passed on. So, by technicality you are correct.
devout hull
ionic hatch
i have no interest in this construction worker
Actually Im a forklift chauffeur
midnight tree
walking in the rain when i did my night rounds was usually pretty shit though
echo slate
pastel quartz
Actually Im a forklift chauffeur
🥺 ummm i didn't know you were forklift certified h-hi
ionic hatch
Unironically forklift certified
eager quest
is there any other option besides positive feelings?
midnight tree
last time i was at the construction site i guard a forklift collided with a lift because those fuckers have zero situational awareness
pastel quartz
I just transport construction materials
does it bring joy
ionic hatch
It does
pastel quartz
how tho
ornate tulip
I can see it.
ionic hatch
Because its a pretty long road, I get to drive from A go B using a fucking enormous 7 ton forklift
And I listen to Metal while doing it
pastel quartz
ig i cancsee it
ornate tulip
pastel quartz
like you're piloting a mech
ionic hatch
Its simple, its easy, its well paying, its pretty social, company does good shit for me, why would I not enjoy it?
And its not repetitive as most people might think
hidden path
Bought my cat food and a toy
ornate tulip
This is why I want to get into a trade job. People will always need plumbing. Be it fixing or installing.
hidden path
my day is complete
ornate tulip
I envy your life, Gorf.
ionic hatch
I do mechanic work in weekends also pays good, so good flow of money while doing shit I enjoy
They even paid my welding course
echo slate
Man i loved operating a forklift
Speak of the devil
pastel quartz
fed my cat and fed my gf, today is good.
ornate tulip
They even paid my welding course
They what?!
pastel quartz
no manic episodes
hidden path
Forklifts do be fun
ionic hatch
They what?!
They did
pastel quartz
anyday without any manic episode is a good day
hidden path
literally the only part of the temp jobs I do that makes me even remotely not unhappy
ionic hatch
Im a Forklift driver and Welder mechanic 
vale lagoon
devout hull
They even paid my welding course
Imagine not coming out of school knowing how to weld.
devout hull
Couldn't be me.
swift scarab
ionic hatch
one of the 2 machines I fit in,
solar coral
ornate tulip
Reject humanity, turn me into a robot.
From the moment we understood the weakness of the flesh-
pastel quartz
never touched a weld before, im a full on city boy
ionic hatch
My brother in christ i live in the city for 19 years
devout hull
never touched a weld before, im a full on city boy<:kekw:919974270132711444>
Also a city boy, but welding scrap you find around randomly into funny shapes is fun.
pastel quartz
city boy ≠ living in the city
echo slate
ionic hatch
Woah a gun my size
echo slate
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
pastel quartz
=
devout hull
I would imagine the recoil would destroy that man's shoulder.
ionic hatch
≠
echo slate
I would imagine the recoil would destroy that man's shoulder.
He is simply built different
devout hull
@ionic hatch Post Sandevastated.
ornate tulip
Woah a gun my size
Have you ever considered the S&W .500 then?
devout hull
Anyways, the time has come for me to feast upon the bone marrows of orphans.
pastel quartz
Also a city boy, but welding scrap you find around randomly into funny shapes is...
emotionally manipulate women i like is fun
peak city boy behavior
devout hull
That's every social interaction.
You're just being a mentally sound member of society, keep it up!
ornate tulip
<@704362146821177445> Post Sandevastated.
Had this on hand.
narrow lotus
p!mute @delicate gate 1d stop gif spamming randomly
foggy mantleBOT
@delicate gate has been muted for 1 day.
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
That's every social interaction.
what kind of society you live in
devout hull
weird mute but ok
ionic hatch
<@704362146821177445> Post Sandevastated.
ok
plucky void
p!mute <@762443165403447306> 1d stop gif spamming randomly
the heck
ionic hatch
Dont care
pastel quartz
p!mute <@762443165403447306> 1d stop gif spamming randomly
free the homie
eager igloo
1984
narrow lotus
he was spamming okay didnt ask and skill issue and stay mad to newcomers without any context
pastel quartz
he din do nuffin
narrow lotus
so basically an idiot
wind forum
ionic hatch
eager igloo
Bullying newcomers is a policy here after all
devout hull
our discord mod oppressors keep down another one of our brothers...
narrow lotus
Bullying newcomers is a policy here after all
it's not , dont go overboard or u join him
eager igloo
I agree with that policy tho
pastel quartz
the fire punch is real
wind forum
playing stalker means you are able to take punishment
this is merely fact
ergo bullying okay
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
i am fine
eager igloo
Good to hear it c:
echo slate
No wonder its so hard to get this shit
haughty radish
eager igloo
pastel quartz
wind forum
narrow lotus
jesus
ornate tulip
pastel quartz
kpop fans when
wind forum
echo slate
wind forum
ornate tulip
Sometimes, it's good to step away from things. Touching some grass did me some good.
echo slate
Bring back slave ownership so I can actually own femboys
-Average Roman Senator
ornate tulip
Oops, this isn't brainfart, not #╟❓general-offtopic
devout hull
I'm back from the orphanage, what'd I miss?
heady crow
dw i share nature pics here
urban ocean
Oof someone posted it already
Guy1: I will emotionally abuse you and if that doesn't work I'll take you out on a date.
The girl in her mind: "Daddy!😫💦"
plucky void
finally a good meme
devout hull
finally a good meme
Honestly, I would be afraid of a dog that knows how to use a credit card.
slim osprey
How many times will you post this?
ornate tulip
dw i share nature pics here
I saw after searching for memes to steal. 10/10 I envy you.
plucky void
Honestly, I would be afraid of a dog that knows how to use a credit card.
it's not a dog, so
heady crow
How many times will you post this?
maybe 3 times more
devout hull
How many times will you post this?
Frank Sinatra was great.
slim osprey
heady crow
I saw after searching for memes to steal. 10/10 I envy you.
ye i used to kinda trespass there often bcs of the view
narrow lotus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037460465653121184/1042933400559943780/h...
proof women love bad boys
heady crow
devout hull
slim osprey
heady crow
me
wind forum
hasty dove
slim osprey
wind forum
hasty dove
consent, one fetish to rule them all 👍
slate crown
slim osprey
stone blade
bruh true
slate crown
all of us
wind forum
nice blanker bro
stone blade
I come home shes like yo look what I got you
slate crown
she literally bought it
based mom 
echo slate
slim osprey
wind forum
hasty dove
WHo wanna cuddle under the new blanket my mom bought me
using these at the moment
pastel quartz
slate crown
stone blade
using these at the moment
HOT
hasty dove
10/10 would sleep again
slate crown
slim osprey
Embed fail
slate crown
i laugh
slim osprey
slate crown
apparently you can't post about fight club 
echo slate
slate crown
seems like even youtube respects the first rule of fight club
eager quest
im gonna drift my head off my shoulders
plucky void
why don't you drift toward some bitches
wind forum
based schizo
slim osprey
wind forum
heady crow
me
ionic hatch
heady crow
slim osprey
devout hull
Then where will I find a stress relief toy?
gaunt trout
Then where will I find a stress relief toy?
not in zone
plucky void
@upbeat bobcat FFXIV has a free login period starting today
how long has it been since you unsubbed? I think only players who are unsubbed for at least 90 days (3 months) are eligible
offer is valid until dec 16th
once you log in, you have 4 days of free play time
heady crow
zenith grove
....
gaunt trout
join monolith and kill everyone
i hate monolith
fading shuttle
join sin, be the religious bandit that kills everyone
heady crow
chad
narrow lotus
<:wut:944014836432515142> ....
greetings cat
stone blade
narrow lotus
lost your way again?
stone blade
shes just like me
zenith grove
lost your way again?
fading shuttle
oh no
fading shuttle
not romania
narrow lotus
There actually was a group of 2 german tourists that ended up in Craiova , Romania instead of Krakow (Cracovia) , Poland
L farmers right there
devout hull
join sin, be the religious bandit that kills everyone
religious and magical
solar coral
me
fading shuttle
religious and magical
bandits are already magical
solar coral
devout hull
bandits are already magical
Explains why their eyes are always bloodshot and their weird breathing.
fading shuttle
overdosing on the magic white powder does things to a mf
plucky void
solar coral
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768636792580341801/1043132268417396776/At...
280 dollar
zenith grove
p! mute @gaunt trout 2d please take some time to actually read the #📄rules, and try to follow them 
rules 1 and 2
next one is a fucking ban, so please stop testing your luck
foggy mantleBOT
@gaunt trout has been muted for 2 days.
slim osprey
p! mute <@507799026125635594> 2d please take some time to actually read the <#97...
What did he post?
I just saw cat typing and didn't bother reading the chat
grizzled meadow
p! mute <@507799026125635594> 2d please take some time to actually read the <#97...
No but seriously what did he post
zenith grove
he wants to join duty so he can shoot some "mutants"
devout hull
No but seriously what did he post
Roosevelt, good choice.
grizzled meadow
he wants to join duty so he can shoot some "mutants"
Ah that stuff against furries
slim osprey
Oh that post
grizzled meadow
Roosevelt, good choice.
I always had a Roosevelt pfp
slim osprey
If cat was here more often he would give us a mute every hour
devout hull
I always had a Roosevelt pfp
Must have not noticed.
zenith grove
If cat was here more often he would give us a mute every hour
mutes/minute
devout hull
wow! i gotta get me some of those
I'm surprised the aquatic life didn't severely mutate and start walking on land, to be honest.
Plankton leeches?
Or do the mutants need to have brains originally?
quartz saffron
p! mute <@507799026125635594> 2d please take some time to actually read the <#97...
Morning, what he do
slim osprey
slim osprey
Morning, what he do
Kill furries meme
quartz saffron
slim osprey
Good morning
wind forum
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768636792580341801/1043132268417396776/At...
unironically fucking hate canteen machines
we have one that makes coffee and on occasion it will just implode the cup on you
devout hull
You know what GAMMA needs? Cybernetics.
Just let me inject artifacts straight into my chest cavity.
zenith grove
Just let me inject artifacts straight into my chest cavity.
have fun dying in one month, if the radiation doesnt kill you first 
slate crown
he should've called saul
slate crown
Just let me inject artifacts straight into my chest cavity.
why bother, just shove it up your ass and call it a day
mama's beads were made for this
devout hull
have fun dying in one month, if the radiation doesnt kill you first <:lmao:97539...
A lil' vodka will fix that right up.
abstract path
Just let me inject artifacts straight into my chest cavity.
Hell to fucking NO
devout hull
Hell to fucking NO
Look, man, one of them is already shaped like a heart.
fading shuttle
gonna shove the bread artifact in there
slate crown
i laugh
fading shuttle
shut up crystal, go back to being a bottom
abstract path
shut up crystal, go back to being a bottom
The onliest bottom there is gonna be is pribably not me
I have been fucking DEGRADED
zenith grove
unless i am getting things mixed up, artefacts degrade and expire over time (in stalker lore). if the radiation doesnt kill you; the dying artefact or some of its negative properties will 
abstract path
And i hate being degraded
heavy peak
fading shuttle
The onliest bottom there is gonna be is pribably not me
abstract path
Especially the way they did that
fading shuttle
actually no
eager igloo
Why almost every time I check this channel you are bullying crystal
devout hull
unless i am getting things mixed up, artefacts degrade and expire over time (in ...
That's why I need cybernetics to just have a port where I can swap out artifacts!
fading shuttle
The onliest bottom there is gonna be is pribably not me
slate crown
I have been fucking DEGRADED
let's be honest, you kinda did it to yourself
abstract path
That's why I need cybernetics to just have a port where I can swap out artifacts...
Can you shut it and move this conversation
abstract path
let's be honest, you kinda did it to yourself <:lmao:975399524208091137>
I didn't, it was irl
fading shuttle
you came in here, insulted our plans
slate crown
breh
abstract path
They literally said i have 2 different personalities
fading shuttle
and then were like "boohoo, why are they angry at me"
devout hull
Can you shut it and move this conversation
lil meth baby too scared of replacing bodyparts with superior machinery?
abstract path
lil meth baby too scared of replacing bodyparts with superior machinery?
No i just think of the consequences first
The metal will save up more rads then your goddamn body
eager igloo
No u just have alt accounts
devout hull
No i just think of the consequences first
nah man, wont live long enough for it to matter. just drink some vodka
abstract path
And lead is poisonous to your body too so that won't work either
slate crown
weren't you the one who suggested snorting crushed artefacts in the first place
abstract path
weren't you the one who suggested snorting crushed artefacts in the first place
Shut up
slate crown
abstract path
I already had it.
eager igloo
Lead makes u stupid
slim osprey
Ngl
Some special container to put artefacts directly inside you doesn't sound that bad
devout hull
Lead makes u stupid
If you think about it, having metal in your blood will make you more resistant to bullets.
slim osprey
Don't tell ecos this
abstract path
Some special container to put artefacts directly inside you doesn't sound that b...
That yee
slim osprey
They will start kidnapping random rookies
devout hull
They will start kidnapping random rookies
Nah, they'll lose that "friendly to every non-murder hobo faction" thing they have going.
That's more SIN's thing, I'd say.
fading shuttle
do you think you could liquify an artefact and mix it with cough syrup to make lean?
devout hull
do you think you could liquify an artefact and mix it with cough syrup to make l...
The Melter exists.
slim osprey
Ecos literally send out loners in suicide missions to get glowing rocks
devout hull
Ecos literally send out loners in suicide missions to get glowing rocks
Yes but they do pay for it.
abstract path
do you think you could liquify an artefact and mix it with cough syrup to make l...
Melter exists
fading shuttle
slim osprey
I can see them disappearing a couple rookies and passing it as a bloodsucker attack
abstract path
I can see new mutants coming from those artifact frwaks
devout hull
Anyways, I'm in a Megaman phase at the moment. See you after a few fanfic reads.
dreamy hornet
Supposetory
abstract path
NO
slate crown
pseudogiant with 10 fuckin artefacts boosting it
fading shuttle
i wonder how the altered wheel would feel like
devout hull
They'd be immune to the radiation. Just imagine a chimera with a necklace of ballistic resistance artefacts.
dreamy hornet
Natures pocket
abstract path
pseudogiant with 10 fuckin artefacts boosting it <:dread:1031213103775485982>
Imagine it fucking sprinting over the maps like a car
slate crown
Natures pocket
prison wallet*
abstract path
True stalker nightmare
fading shuttle
prison suitcase
dreamy hornet
Prison 401k
fading shuttle
get it right
dreamy hornet
Or alternatively
A prison pension
slim osprey
narrow lotus
devout hull
BALLS???
slim osprey
Balls.
abstract path
Thanks to the power of music...i can relax now
slate crown
I didn't know chipdogs existed.
so do meth squirrels and weed cats
narrow lotus
Thanks to the power of music...i can relax now
Why what have u been doing till now
slate crown
can't forget to mention the cocaine lizard
devout hull
Thanks to the power of music...i can relax now
AND OH, RED ARE THE SKIES
THEY ARE THE HERALDS- APOCALYPSE NIGH
fading shuttle
do you think a rich stalker would make a teeth grill out of artefacts, the way rappers wear ones made out of gold?
abstract path
Why what have u been doing till now
Being triggered, questioning my life, someone telling me i have 2 personalities and trying to convince me to accept myself
I almost passed out when my bf wantet to give me a flower right after
This is for real
devout hull
Being triggered, questioning my life, someone telling me i have 2 personalities ...
Imagine being gaslit into having a split personality disorder.
Could be me.
spiral hawk
Big if true
spiral hawk
have you guys ever created a Tulpa?
devout hull
Bad place for seeking comfort.
abstract path
I AM HEALTH7
devout hull
I AM HEALTH7
No, you're a meth addict who likes roleplaying as a vodka addict.
abstract path
Ok that's just hilarious
eager quest
crystal do you like tea
devout hull
I am tea.
abstract path
crystal do you like tea
Yes i do....why?
narrow lotus
I almost passed out when my bf wantet to give me a flower right after
how tf do u overthink so much
eager quest
??
narrow lotus
??
devout hull
??
abstract path
I k n o w
People telling me shit and i just
I wanna shut off
I wanna get the fuck out
eager quest
ive learned the immensely useful skill of not giving a shit about certain things at a very young age
and also not overthinking most stuff
narrow lotus
crystal do you like tea
credeam ca o sa-i zici Tea-n mortii matii
eager quest
credeam ca o sa-i zici Tea-n mortii matii
hahahaha nici nu m-ar intelege
abstract path
If they keep telling you about that shi for 2 hours it' almost impossible for me
I didn't almost pass out for no reason
narrow lotus
If they keep telling you about that shi for 2 hours it' almost impossible for me
why do u keep listening
eager quest
keep telling what
narrow lotus
also those are not friends
are just people u hang with out of boredom or whatever
my friends did that , i would punch them and leave
and prob fuck their moms
abstract path
"We wanna help you overcome the obstacle you are having"
You are the obstacle.
narrow lotus
"We wanna help you overcome the obstacle you are having"
You are the obstacle.
it is indeed your duty to get rid of the obstacles tho
including them
those are no friends btw
abstract path
Oh you bet
eager quest
i have homies but if theyre a disturbance i still tell them "go fuck yourself smd"
but it means nothing to our friendships
royal elbow
devout hull
i have homies but if theyre a disturbance i still tell them "go fuck yourself sm...
"smd"? That wouldn't be "fucking yourself" now, would it?
eager quest
I have no friends like that
you dont have good friends? 🤔
abstract path
If i go tell someone to fuck off then i have fucking had it and it's a warning
eager quest
"smd"? That wouldn't be "fucking yourself" now, would it?
in romanian its different
i dont know how to translate
@narrow lotus knows
its something everyone says
dute-n..............
abstract path
I just wanna say so many slurs right now
devout hull
I don't know, man. It feels like "shake my dick" is pretty self-explanatory.
royal elbow
do it
abstract path
I wanna fucking break their bones
royal elbow
say slurs
devout hull
WHOO
royal elbow
devout hull
SHE SAID THE H WORD
abstract path
I hate them.
eager quest
ok then tell them that
devout hull
yesss let the hate flow through you
Join the Dark side, we have more meth than you could ever consume.
abstract path
If i truly hate someone then that gonna be a very good reason.
I don't hate anyone here
stone blade
is this too much to ask for?
abstract path
But if it's pretty personal and kinda influenced me badly enough
midnight tree
I don't hate anyone here
stone blade
dude batushka thoooo
abstract path
My ex broke my heart, but also taught me a lesson thi
Don't be stupid with your chouce of partner
devout hull
Listen to Absolute Territory, it always puts me in a good mood. Or "cannonball" cover with lyrics by Man on the Internet.
On second thought, don't listen to Absolute Territory.
Cannonball is still a banger, though.
midnight tree
devout hull
Oh, look at them run
stone blade
shit so good I'll go to the church and pray
devout hull
Feed on the screams 'til the concert is done
stone blade
I will kill you
oh yes please
devout hull
No worries, I've been hoarding phoenix downs.
abstract path
oh yes please
If you kill me too
devout hull
And if those don't work, I got some husk parasites.
stone blade
WITH PLEASURE
abstract path
And if those don't work, I got some husk parasites.
Wait
stone blade
WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
abstract path
Barotrauma?
devout hull
Barotrauma?
ye
midnight tree
barotrauma?
abstract path
Holy shit
devout hull
I like how you can genetically modify yourself to be immune to the last stage of the husk.
But get all the benefits like not needing oxygen and withstanding 6000m of pressure.
midnight tree
abstract path
But get all the benefits like not needing oxygen and withstanding 6000m of press...
Exactlyyyyy
midnight tree
who needs speech anyway
devout hull
who needs speech anyway
My throat has teeth now. I'd say it's a fair trade-off.
midnight tree
extra chewing
devout hull
yum
midnight tree
lookin forward to the new baro update
finally my little bots can put in some work
abstract path
Aw qwq
stone blade
heyy hii :3
abstract path
Hiii...
abstract path
Ivan...hi
midnight tree
hiiiiii!!!! :3333
devout hull
According to Dr. Happy (columnist for The Europan), husk infection is never cured, only pacified: "with proper treatment (I trust you’ve been taking your Calyxanide as prescribed?), a person with a dormant husk infection can lead a completely normal and fulfilling life, with practically no risk of further contagion. Also, knowing there’s a grotesque, flesh-eating snake-thing dormant in your throat will add an extra dimension of excitement…"
abstract path
...yeah
devout hull
midnight tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZwzbA91Yno
the homicidal madman covered in bandages is unironically more inspirational than every self help shill combined
devout hull
abstract path
English
midnight tree
abstract path
Why am i dum now ,_,
stone blade
always has been
abstract path
I guess..
midnight tree
abstract path
K
stone blade
https://tenor.com/view/world-of-tanks-wot-battle-tank-tanks-gif-22482347
random ass white rectangle passing by
heady crow
its a truck
stone blade
the stridsvang is one of the few tanks that can twerk....
upbeat bobcat
<@168751858788073472> FFXIV has a free login period starting today
how long has ...
Thanks for lmk 
Silly chonker
fading shuttle
i like seals but i can tell they probably smell fucking awful
so i will enjoy them through vids
also suffer
upbeat bobcat
i like seals but i can tell they probably smell fucking awful
Lot of animals smells bad including humans 🤓
ornate tulip
They probably smell like salt water or something.
upbeat bobcat
It's mostly their breaths, especially if they eat their own shit
I guess it's the place reeking of death most of the time, farms like stuff.
Not everyone is used to that ofc
ornate tulip
Industrial farms. . .
devout hull
theres a difference between a bad smell
Yeah, you can develop a fetish for one of them.
But not the other.
fading shuttle
idk man, the exhaust fumes from cars dont smell bad
echo slate
ornate tulip
Lmao
upbeat bobcat
idk man, the exhaust fumes from cars dont smell bad
heady crow
upbeat bobcat
When Arma 3 physics kick in
drifting lake
Whatever you do
Do NOT go on youtube and search barenaked ladies blame it on me and listen at the 2:40 mark
Worst mistake of my life
upbeat bobcat
Looks like just a model for training reasons tho 🤔
midnight tree
real tinsel
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279858850134360064/1043250729500024952/...
have you sniffed paper pulp?
you should sniff paper pulp
i've sniffed paper pulp it's probably the best (in my limited opinion) pulp out there
wood pulp is also cool but it gets everywhere
paper pulp doesn't
real tinsel
wood pulp is also cool but it gets everywhere
also it smells weird while paper pulp smells nice
midnight tree
upbeat bobcat
Dude found a new reason to live
narrow lotus
ok
abstract path
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929453284018753596/940280987609366588/c...
Me
fading shuttle
your tits arent that big
hasty dove
fading shuttle
yeah but wheatley is funny
dreamy hornet
We dont laugh with wheatley, we also laugh at him
midnight tree
c'mon guys! leave the multi-billionaire alone!!!!!!
you're not being heckin wholesomerino at all!
plucky void
aloo blya
fading shuttle
пиздец
echo slate
I might just end up as a housewife
Trvd
abstract path
Tradwife?
plucky void
traditional wife
abstract path
Wait
fading shuttle
abstract path
Would i give off a good wife fr?
fading shuttle
idk, i barely know you, but i am proud of you for considering the tradwife lifestyle
abstract path
I mean if i won't get any work, I'll atleast take care of the house right?
fading shuttle
if yall adopt kids, you'll have to take care of them aswell
abstract path
More like a pain in the ass lol
Maybe if I'm older
But tbh
For now, i should focus on work and...how will i actually manage that
midnight tree
broken topaz
mashallah
fading shuttle
i love america
quartz saffron
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1043269126153580574/20...
I can believe it
fading shuttle
exactly why i love america, sounds completely plausible
real tinsel
musk is just funny to laugh at
he did that one thing with the flamethrowers back in 2017 or something
quartz saffron
Recently there was a body cam footage of a cop arresting a Blind man because they thought his walking stick was a gun
real tinsel
i thought that was kinda funny
quartz saffron
When he flipped it out, I was nervous because if he wasn’t a old white guy, you can bet your ass he ded
fading shuttle
i thought that was kinda funny
that was like 5 years ago bro
quartz saffron
fading shuttle
https://youtu.be/SMmiMbJeJjw
"the matter is being addressed" yeah sure
stone blade
wide bough
quartz saffron
"the matter is being addressed" yeah sure
It’s usually “suspension with paid leave” or relocated to another district
real tinsel
https://youtu.be/SMmiMbJeJjw
how haven't americans accidentally nuked themselves yet
quartz saffron
Kinda like Catholic priests with uh their problems
broken topaz
how haven't americans accidentally nuked themselves yet
They almost did
fading shuttle
damn, they just give them a paid vacation
wide bough
how haven't americans accidentally nuked themselves yet
It is a mystery
quartz saffron
how haven't americans accidentally nuked themselves yet
Almost did
broken topaz
I think they once dropped a nuke out of a plane by accident during transport
quartz saffron
I remember when there was a false alarm state wide of a middle in Hawaii
fading shuttle
should bully more old men then, deadass free paid vacations whenever they want
quartz saffron
broken topaz
them and a nuclear explostion
real tinsel
https://youtu.be/SMmiMbJeJjw
bitch literally handcuffed him just to not admit that she was wrong
wide bough
I think they once dropped a nuke out of a plane by accident during transport
Or that time they just had a bunch of nuclear bombs lost in Mexico or something and just forgot to get all of them
Americ a
abstract path
one 2v switch was all that stood between
Their goddamn lucky!
broken topaz
"The U.S. narrowly avoided a catastrophic disaster when two Mark 39 hydrogen bombs were accidentally dropped over Goldsboro, North Carolina, on January 23, 1961. The bombs were released when a B-52 United States Air Force bomber broke apart midair. One of the bombs performed precisely in accordance with its design: its parachute deployed, its trigger mechanisms engaged, and, remarkably, one single low-voltage switch thwarted unimaginable destruction. "
plucky void
I mean if i won't get any work, I'll atleast take care of the house right?
take care of the house, the kids (if any) and take care of your husband
abstract path
Yeah i might and will
quartz saffron
There’s a lot of really stupid close calls in America
A lot of stupid cops on power trips too, but that’s a national problem
Very systemic
abstract path
There’s a lot of really stupid close calls in America
Especially 9/11
plucky void
they were based, i was so wrong
truly redpilled
plucky void
A lot of stupid cops on power trips too, but that’s a national problem
occupational problem*
there's power trippy cops everywhere
broken topaz
power is overrated
plucky void
over here they'll just beat the shit out of you instead of shoot you
quartz saffron
wide bough
Agency is better anyway
plucky void
why's people gotta make everything cringe
abstract path
True
quartz saffron
broken topaz
fr fr
quartz saffron
upbeat bobcat
abstract path
Looks like a shark
dreamy hornet
I have never written a cover letter
broken topaz
Just go in to where you wanna work
locate the ceo / bossman
and talk to the guy
midnight tree
krump the biggest one of em and take their place
ionic hatch
the fuck is this
abstract path
A shark
upbeat bobcat
the fuck is this
midnight tree
dreamy hornet
<:clueless:1031200942722387978>
You jest but thats essentially how I got a job as a machinist
broken topaz
unfortunately enough
broken topaz
You jest but thats essentially how I got a job as a machinist
thats kinda how i got my job
slim osprey
its actually my most played game on steam
Why do you hate yourself so much
broken topaz
Why do you hate yourself so much
I was in a milsim community from arma 2
that transitioned into arma 3 when that was out of beta
I was playing arma milsims from when i was 15 till like 2 years ago
every sunday
dreamy hornet
slim osprey
Do you have PTSD?
broken topaz
Yea but not from arma 3
slim osprey
Have you murdered civilians?
broken topaz
maybe
slim osprey
Have you implanted weapons in those civilians to make it look like they were not civilians?
midnight tree
slim osprey
Yeah yeah
broken topaz
I made many many many many unfortunate leadership decisions
fading shuttle
always carry small, easy to carry weapons in your backpack
broken topaz
that led to accidents
fading shuttle
ew, you lead?
slim osprey
How many war crimes from the Geneva convention have you checked out?
broken topaz
Did both leading and non leading
slim osprey
All of them?
broken topaz
mostly non leading
fading shuttle
you mean to tell me you played for years not being a grunt
slim osprey
Ain't no way
fading shuttle
a grunt that has led once is no longer a grunt, they used their brain, there is no going back
broken topaz
you mean to tell me you played for years *not* being a grunt
I played in like essentially all positions
grunt, third in command, second in command, squad lead
platoon lead
broken topaz
Leading an entire platoon isnt fun
i just sit there with my radio man
and the map open
and try to coordinate 40-50 mentally handicapped larpers
fading shuttle
thats what you get for thinking thoughts beyond "follow funny hat man" and "shoot enemy"
slim osprey
I could not be a leader
broken topaz
also my playstyle is very aggressive alone
so like
I tried to lead like i play
which most people just arent good enough for
slim osprey
If I was a team leader I would lead them all to their death
fading shuttle
i was told that i am a very good grunt because i completely listen to orders and have no sense of self preservation
broken topaz
Tho when i was squad lead my squad was typically the most effective
broken topaz
if order say stay in middle of road i stay in middle of road
Good man
fading shuttle
if car come, too bad, shoot car before get to me
broken topaz
I once ordered a tiger tank to shoot a 88 mm HE round at a house i thought was occupied by enemies
Wiped out 2nd Squad
fading shuttle
broken topaz
"There must be a sherman nearby" I lied on the radio to other group leaders
fading shuttle
i heard my squad lead mention that someone should try and get to the mg position by using grenades to clear the minefield, i didnt realise he was joking
he didnt realise ive been looting every grenade for the past hour
broken topaz
The funniest thing about being a milsim wehrmacht unit, is that you think you'll get loads of weirdo right winger germans
but in reality
you get alot of nazi right winger americans
and the germans are all libs
fading shuttle
always the americans
broken topaz
i even met most of that arma community in person
fading shuttle
its such a civil discussion before they appear
broken topaz
we had in person meet ups
3 times
very fun
We even had a brazilian fly out to stockholm for one
fading shuttle
we havent had one yet, though we have already agreed on whos gonna be the communal cumdump, its a turkish man
broken topaz
We had one in denmark, just the council, leadership and most longterm members, like 11 people
then in Amsterdam a year later with 20 people
fading shuttle
if the fuckin stalker community meets up
broken topaz
and another in stockholm the year after with 22
And then the pandemic happened
and we couldnt have more
and now unit is ded
plucky void
maybe the stalker community should get together and have an orgy
there's not enough people to technically make it an orgy
fading shuttle
the bandit players are gonna steal their car batteries
broken topaz
#🎪bruh-fart orgy when
slim osprey
If the stalker community meets one half will kill the other half
slim osprey
<#920016996752564286> orgy when
When @slate crown decides to share his ass
midnight tree
i will show up in a full exo suit and elbow drop all of you one after the other
broken topaz
i will show up in a full exo suit and elbow drop all of you one after the other
Are you sure you can handle my expert kung fu skills
slim osprey
i will show up in a full exo suit and elbow drop all of you one after the other
I will simply run
broken topaz
fading shuttle
i have a gun
slim osprey
Good luck running for more than 10 seconds with that
midnight tree
i will kung all over your fu
slim osprey
Bruh what the fuck youtube showing me
midnight tree
the joker obviously tried to warn you dumbass
fading shuttle
"you either piss in the sink, or sink in the piss"
- The Joker
slim osprey
I'd prefer to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
midnight tree
i have pissed in the sink on several occasions
fading shuttle
saves water
midnight tree
it is very eco-friendly
midnight tree
yes
urban ocean
@grizzled meadow you're going to love this
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2889980603
heady crow
fading shuttle
heady crow
feel that
fading shuttle
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016> you're going to love this
https://steamcommunity.com/shar...
This one is too deep even for me
Or maybe too based
vale lagoon
slim osprey
upbeat bobcat
urban ocean
Or maybe too based
It's too based, it's gonna get yeeted off of Steam
Thankfully I waybacked it
The internet never forgets
fading shuttle
ah yeah, can you finally say kill in darktide chat
grizzled meadow
It's too based, it's gonna get yeeted off of Steam
I've read the comments and even then I can't really find THE problem with it, I'm probably too much snowflakey for this stuff
fading shuttle
for some reason that word was censored in the beta
fading shuttle
what?
urban ocean
I've read the comments and even then I can't really find **THE** problem with it...
All it takes is one moderator to decide if it gets yeeted or not. Devs will probably push to get it yeeted. They locked down their discord because of stuff like that earlier today
fading shuttle
why the fuck would sniper be censored
plucky void
I've read the comments and even then I can't really find **THE** problem with it...
it's making fun of... that thing
plucky void
why the fuck would sniper be censored
because words hurt
fading shuttle
do they appeal to the JFK crowd?
urban ocean
because words hurt
They don't, people are just pussies
grizzled meadow
@slate crown
heady crow
what
urban ocean
I've gotten called like every hispanic slur under the sun, doesn't bother me a single bit
broken topaz
beaner
grizzled meadow
it's making fun of... _that thing_
So it's basically just that?
An elaborate way of making fun?
plucky void
yeah
heady crow
plucky void
there's a comment there
"I was expecting it to actually be trans positivity but it's just transphobia"
upbeat bobcat
urban ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egAMgNY84do
It's me. I'm literally the puerto rican in this clip.
plucky void
imagine not being able to make jokes
grizzled meadow
That one too, but again, I'm not based enough to grasp this kind of humor
plucky void
grizzled meadow
The % was clear enough, the whole guide looked normal to me
upbeat bobcat
%
plucky void
the whole slaanesh thing was a pretty good punchline
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
since ya know... this is definitely slaanesh's field of expertise
plucky void
someone send the wobbly snake to go along with this
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
whoa
heady crow
plucky void
heaven does exist
slim osprey
fading shuttle
my cat, demon didnt like catnip
heady crow
hitting that zaza
broken topaz
wish that were me
slim osprey
wish that were me
You wanna be a cat?
heady crow
You wanna be a cat?
yes
broken topaz
nyaaa~
slim osprey
hitting that zaza
Literal pango behavior
upbeat bobcat
wish that were me
Or the catnip?
slim osprey
Bottoms everywhere
upbeat bobcat
Fair
plucky void
wish that were me
slim osprey
Aw hell yeah
grizzled meadow
im used to it
slim osprey
Is your partner abusive?
plucky void
upbeat bobcat
Damn, shit got elevated
slim osprey
upbeat bobcat
Wrong chat
upbeat bobcat
I'm more of an ass man
plucky void
the guy at the butcher shop: 😐
upbeat bobcat
slim osprey
You should've said yes
fading shuttle
broken topaz
You should've said yes
why?
slim osprey
I have no idea what that is but I agree
slim osprey
I need a funny meme
🪞
upbeat bobcat
I need to giggle like a little bitch
slim osprey
ive seen my fair share of abuse
I'm sorry for you
upbeat bobcat
I know my life, haha yeah
slim osprey
No no
upbeat bobcat
Real meme