🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

i dirnk Pepsi Twist cause i am addicted

[broken topaz]

First world problems fr fr

[vivid marsh]

Imo pepsi twist just tastes like a fanter, also too sweet for me

[pastel quartz]

i also boil tap water

not gonna drink it raw

[narrow lotus]

[vivid marsh]

I have delicious and clean tap water, I thank god for spawning me in a place with that 🙏

[narrow lotus]

just buy fucking water at that point

elitists....

[vivid marsh]

No that's wasteful tbh

[pastel quartz]

let me pay nestle for stealing water

[vivid marsh]

All that plastic 😔

Also that

[hidden path]

I typed something and didcord crashed. Thought the mod team managed to ban me from the discord realm

[pastel quartz]

seems like a great idea

[eager igloo]

Ye same 🤝

[vivid marsh]

I haven't bought a bottle of water in years

[narrow lotus]

i have on of those filter cans

[hidden path]

Tap water is good here too

[pastel quartz]

i microdose on microplatic

[hidden path]

I just can't bring myself to drink bottled water when tap is fine

[vivid marsh]

Fill a bottle with tap water, in the fridge it goes

[pastel quartz]

I macrodose

[eager igloo]

Y'all try mixing pepsi max with 7up/sprite, shit's top notch

[somber warren]

water is the best

[hidden path]

[pastel quartz]

i cant cold water

[somber warren]

gods nectar

[pastel quartz]

my teeth are sensitive

[somber warren]

made for us to drink

[vivid marsh]

Absolutely

[ocean pulsar]

God put me on this earth to drink water and shit in holes

[hidden path]

I prefer some very slightly cold water

[somber warren]

Real

[somber warren]

real

[pastel quartz]

I got a nice water bottle that keeps itself cold

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade In the first mortal kombats ending, raiden ended up abandoning his godly duties to become a dancer in bulgaria

[hidden path]

Genuinely cold isn't great

[eager igloo]

I oNlY dRiNk ClEaN wAtEr bro stfu

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1043137714515615794/unknown.png

[vivid marsh]

Damn, oh well
to each their own

[ionic hatch]

Gods nectar is lemonade

[somber warren]

what is this sorcery? witch! Burn her!!!

[pastel quartz]

Nooo

[vivid marsh]

A thermos?

[ocean pulsar]

lol

[pastel quartz]

hydroflask

[vivid marsh]

i keep one for coffee

[ionic hatch]

God I remember those egirls with the fucking hydroflasks

[stone blade]

HE IS HAVING HIS GRAHAM CRACKER

[ocean pulsar]

give me 30 dollar bottle

[vivid marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpA6fAz_r04

[pastel quartz]

i dont have any water bottle

[somber warren]

i don't need my water to be kept cold, i drink 5 liters a day. that shit does not go warm

[pastel quartz]

just 1 boiler

[heady crow]

Should do the same. Would cut down on money spent on energy drinks by just carrying a thermos with Coffee

[fading shuttle]

goddamn it, ivan missed my funny bulgaria meme

[ocean pulsar]

A whole ass boiler

[narrow lotus]

There i got water

Happy now

[vivid marsh]

If you drink energy drinks for the caffeine, sounds like a fine idea

[somber warren]

fellow water enjoyer

[pastel quartz]

you paid nestle for stealing water and selling it back to you

they're gonna sell water to a fish soon

[ocean pulsar]

What is the spending power of a fish

The financial might of a fish

[vivid marsh]

mirac- something water is nestle?

[narrow lotus]

Its ok i paid for tarkov so not the worst purchase in my life

[vivid marsh]

almost every water bottle co. is usually nestle, but there are exceptions

[pastel quartz]

i assumed because they own like 50 smth water company

[vivid marsh]

fair

[somber warren]

in germany we have hundreds of small family run water fountains that are all very old and very tasty. and no nestle bullshit. Just good water for fair price

[vivid marsh]

thats amazing, wish i had that

[heady crow]

in finland we go to a local spring to get water for free

[somber warren]

damn thats nice

[heady crow]

jk rarely ppl do that

[pastel quartz]

me knowing i randomize my answer after the exam

[heady crow]

our pipes are just shittily designed so we do that

[broken topaz]

I steal water from the local pond

[urban ocean]

In the United States we pay for dirty water with microplastic flavoring

[pastel quartz]

ew

[broken topaz]

cant avoid the microplastics these days

[heady crow]

eat and drink from the same pond

[solar coral]

Unless you're in texas

Then you just drink from the lake

[pastel quartz]

i fell into a pond when i was a kid

[solar coral]

L

[pastel quartz]

can still taste sand and fish in my mouth

[urban ocean]

Microplastics in all the world's surface waters

[heady crow]

your generation merely adapted to microplastics, ours was born in it, molded by it

[vivid marsh]

gotta watch your surroundings bro

[solar coral]

Uhuh but at least its not fuckin kraft cheese

[urban ocean]

You basically have to own a water bottling plant to have the necessary filter equipment to rid water of microplastic

[pastel quartz]

call of dooty

[broken topaz]

i am a macroplastic

[heady crow]

thats hot

[ionic hatch]

I fucking love microplastics

[pastel quartz]

same

[somber warren]

ich liebe fortnite yippieeee

[pastel quartz]

my kid's testicle gonna shrink

[pastel quartz]

look at that silly cat

i love microplastic so much

[heady crow]

something something cola

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/microplastics-ryuko-kill-la-kill-gif-26650343

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-giga-chad-chad-gif-23788137

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-hungry-hungry-cat-food-microplastics-gif-26525177

[stone blade]

low effort meme

[broken topaz]

ECKART !! WEEERNER !! ICH GLAUB DIE RUSSEN SIND DA

[somber warren]

OH NE NET SCHON WIEDER

[solar coral]

You're mom

[stone blade]

Your mom actually

[vivid marsh]

yippieeeee

[broken topaz]

no you are mommy

@stone blade

[heady crow]

can you be mine

[broken topaz]

I can

[pastel quartz]

Gasps Onii-chaaaaan jump onto and hugs Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ I missed you sniffs () fuah I love your boy smell Onii-chan (w) , Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? (─‿‿─)♡ Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Kyaaaaa don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaaaack pushes you down ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ. Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh smirks (=-ω-=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? Chuuuuu (ﾉ^ з )ノ kisses you Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! H-hyyaaaaa don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (/▽＼) Ah Ah Don't lick me there it's dirty! Ahhhhhh fuah ah ah (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. (／。＼) Heeeee I-it hurts. ~(>_<~) SWow dwon ah ah MMMH O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuuuu! AHHHHHHH MMMHHH AH Hah Hah hah O-ONIII-CHAAANN you baka why did you do it inside? ヽ( `д´)ノ W-well if it felt good for you i'm happy, b-but make sure you take responsibility. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

[broken topaz]

Good boy

[vivid marsh]

alright so how do people feel about coffee & tea here

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-morph-bodybuilder-beach-gif-20724724

[heady crow]

rn drinking coffee

[pastel quartz]

not a fan of both

[vivid marsh]

for the taste or caffeine

[broken topaz]

I dont like coffee, tea is alright tho

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

both

[vivid marsh]

fair enough

[somber warren]

very good. i am a big fan of both.

[vivid marsh]

what kind of coffee? black?

[heady crow]

if it was for pure caffeine id take preworkout

filter brew from grounded beans with a tiny amount of 1,5% fat milk

[vivid marsh]

ive done preworkout before, its not for me so to say

[vivid marsh]

a classic

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Maybe

[vivid marsh]

i do filter brew from grounded beans too, but just pure black

[broken topaz]

Was this posted here or did I steal it from somewhere else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43NzlOx2pIs

[heady crow]

pure black nice

[pastel quartz]

based

[heady crow]

not at that stage sadly

[vivid marsh]

what kind of tea?

[broken topaz]

Any really

Im not picky when it comes to tea

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1041899032198529064/image0-90.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-jam-jamming-song-gif-9651622

[vivid marsh]

fair enough, i prefer chamomile, lemon & green

[pastel quartz]

i dont get the appeal of coffee

[somber warren]

coffee with milk yes or no

[pastel quartz]

i only get sleepier when i drink it

[narrow lotus]

yes

[heady crow]

yes

[narrow lotus]

almond milk

[heady crow]

ppl who bitch about coffee with milk are weird

[stone blade]

me when new dungeon synth albums drop https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-jam-jamming-song-gif-9651622

[vivid marsh]

i drink it mostly for the taste

[narrow lotus]

i do like black coffee

[somber warren]

i like cows milk more full fat is best

[solar coral]

I like coffee w/ hot chocolate cuz the theobromine helps with my anxiety and the caffeine doesnt so it cancels out

[pastel quartz]

this video is homosex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgPEuaXxsiM&ab_channel=BlindDog

monolith better

[narrow lotus]

but in the morning thats a SWAT intervention to the bathroom

so i avoid it

until 12

[somber warren]

so it does nothing? xD

[heady crow]

those midworkout shits after drinking a pot of coffee

[somber warren]

real

[broken topaz]

Me drinking alcohol and caffeine together

[solar coral]

Yeah coffee really worsens my anxiety so when i do drink it i always have something to calm me down with it

[pastel quartz]

my tummy gets upset when i drink it

fuck coffee

[vivid marsh]

ah fair, mine doesnt

[broken topaz]

Because alcohol makes me more active, and caffeine makes me sleepy

cancels outs

[narrow lotus]

yeah i like my life thanks very mucho

[vivid marsh]

i seem to have a belly of iron, nothing really upsets my stomach tbh

[solar coral]

Its really clinical anxiety but theres alot of research into how theobromine can be used to treat the side effects of anxiety

[broken topaz]

Just calm down lol

[somber warren]

don't tell me its fucking vodka energy

[heady crow]

makes me think of the fuckall cursed apple liquor, cheap energy drink and coffee liquor shots that my friend made me do at a house party once

[broken topaz]

[narrow lotus]

alcohol only makes me super extroverted

[heady crow]

i died from the taste

[vivid marsh]

i wasnt answering you, but it's good to hear about that. TIL

[solar coral]

Mb

[narrow lotus]

Absinthe

[broken topaz]

Same here

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

Its great

Also makes me mega homo tho

[vivid marsh]

nah its fine, now i know what theobromine does 👍

[pastel quartz]

alcohol makes me wanna sleep

[solar coral]

xd

Cant have milk chocolate tho

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

im still the same person when i drink it just sleepier

[solar coral]

Has to be dark chocolate

[somber warren]

alcohol... meh

[broken topaz]

i am an animal when i drink fr fr

[vivid marsh]

same here, alcohol turns me into a sleepy fella

[narrow lotus]

i mean it makes me a bro

u want to go 2km on foot at minus 3 degrees to get food? lets go bro

[heady crow]

and you know what bros do?

[narrow lotus]

gotcha homie

[broken topaz]

I turn into an animal controlled by base impulses and instinct

[solar coral]

Im just constantly homosexual

[heady crow]

well that too ig

[heady crow]

feel that

[solar coral]

Ayo

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[narrow lotus]

how the fuck did i end up here

[somber warren]

when i'm drunk i just joke arround and sing songs with the homies. good times

[broken topaz]

i have offered to suck my best friends dick twice while drunk

[heady crow]

brainfart gathering at coris house to drink 2024

[broken topaz]

so i stopped drinking

[heady crow]

[broken topaz]

NOo

[midnight tree]

i will drink you all under the table

[pastel quartz]

https://twitter.com/doaenel/status/1593554836892557313?s=21

[broken topaz]

you would

[somber warren]

nah

[heady crow]

coming from the norwegian thats pretty obvious

[broken topaz]

I'll be under the table anyways

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[solar coral]

Drinking is for losers, snorting is for winners

[heady crow]

😳 😳 😳

[ionic hatch]

Homo

[heady crow]

shes beginning to see that most of brainfart is queer

[somber warren]

i'm a german man from a small village i will fucking destroy you. we did nothing but drinking bc there was nothing to do. And drugs. A lot

[ionic hatch]

Unfortunately

[pastel quartz]

an obtuse observatiob mlady

[solar coral]

All my friends are bisexual furries and idk if im like a bi furry magnet or smthn

[ionic hatch]

Observatiob

[broken topaz]

Like attracts like, my little sergal fella

[heady crow]

avg german village with 5k population having a longer history than my entire country

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[somber warren]

Real

[midnight tree]

i don't know most of the history of my own country tbh

[heady crow]

real recognise real

[broken topaz]

my shitty german town goes back to 1200 something

when they put a monestary here

[solar coral]

True xd but these are IRL friends i met in HS

[broken topaz]

Even more based

[solar coral]

Animation class had sooo many furries

[broken topaz]

of course it would

[vivid marsh]

europe be like

[solar coral]

I remember someone bringing their fursuit to class

For halloween

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[heady crow]

real but im in europe too

[broken topaz]

Im retarded i cant spell

[vivid marsh]

same atm

[heady crow]

real

[solar coral]

Same i just have autocorrect

[pastel quartz]

european hour 😞

[heady crow]

real european hours over here

[broken topaz]

i misspell my own variable names that i declared in code 10 seconds ago

im a special retard

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[devout hull]

Aren't all retards special?

[heady crow]

but youre our special retard ❤️

[somber warren]

my city was founded in 845

[solar coral]

Do you want to see my balls (ball python)

[broken topaz]

Let me see that python

😳

(not actually tho)

[heady crow]

my people groups written history began when we were conquered by sweden around the 1200s

[broken topaz]

you guys couldnt write before?

[pastel quartz]

why are there always 3 people streaming 3 different gameplays in vc

[heady crow]

nah

[solar coral]

Couch camo

[heady crow]

legimately we were tribes

[broken topaz]

snek

[midnight tree]

oh no

[heady crow]

ayo he sent his balls?

[midnight tree]

a furry with a snake

[somber warren]

tribe gaming

[heady crow]

shit was wild back then

[somber warren]

good times

simple times

[solar coral]

Pythons are so cool

They dont have fangs B)

[heady crow]

take me back to getting raped by vikings and being sold into slavery ✊ 😔

[broken topaz]

Proto germanic tribes were chad tbf

we grug down here as well

for some time

[somber warren]

real

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

Entire strength of the roman empire

versus some germanic tribes

[heady crow]

tbf the empire collapsed in on itself. Germanic tribes pouring in bcs of the great migration was merely a causation of it

[pastel quartz]

straightest fin

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

I mean they also jsut came here

to take the lands

and we just held them for a good bit

"we"

[heady crow]

chads

[broken topaz]

I am not even close enough to count

but we the germanic people

[ionic hatch]

My family has barbaric alcohol tolerance

[broken topaz]

and our fridgeframe bodies

[heady crow]

tbf the entire history with germanic tribes and whatever from the fall of the western empire to charlemagne is really interesting

[somber warren]

my family tree goes back to 1500

[broken topaz]

I dunno much about my family

[broken topaz]

alot died in the war

[heady crow]

fucking ostrogoths taking controll of the italian peninsula, vandals somehow going into carthage, visigoths into spain

[ionic hatch]

Same

[broken topaz]

My great grandpa was some kind of nazi

[heady crow]

idk need to get more books from the period

[somber warren]

yeah same...

[heady crow]

my entire family tree were finnish farmers

[ionic hatch]

My family members in the 1600's were sailers for the Dutch East India Company

[broken topaz]

I know my family had like a bunch of land in the newly freed ex polish territories

[stone blade]

gaps lambos all day everyday

[pastel quartz]

is this you by chance?

[broken topaz]

It is not

[somber warren]

my family lived in Schlesien (today poland) and had to flee when the russians came

[heady crow]

tbf i wouldnt be suprised if some of my ancestors were trained by them but then again central finland so not that likely

[somber warren]

but they lived there for hundreds of years

[broken topaz]

Ye mine were like just south of königsberg

[somber warren]

no way

mine lived near löwenberg

[heady crow]

anyways ill leave you western and central europeans to talk about your families

toodaloo

[ionic hatch]

Mine lived in North Holland

[midnight tree]

who the fuck gives a shit about their distant family

[somber warren]

[midnight tree]

bro they dead as fuck

[broken topaz]

ye they ded as hell

[vivid marsh]

adios friend

[broken topaz]

and one half was nazi, and the other half potentially jewish

[somber warren]

real. i am the last young one left. i have to make babies or my family line dies

[broken topaz]

I just know one of my grandpa's was literally born to a woman in one of the camps

[ionic hatch]

Yeah but mine were based Slav- I mean capitalists for the dutch east india company

[broken topaz]

and then taken and adopted

after the war ended

[somber warren]

one half had arier nachweis the other half had some polish and even some scottish in there

[stone blade]

always repost memes some time later

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1043145670724423680/yippie.mov

[somber warren]

damnj

[midnight tree]

i know some part of my family own some castles or some shit

[somber warren]

mine where basicly all pesants

[slate crown]

my ancestor was Genghis Khan

[broken topaz]

Tasty chocolate

😋

[midnight tree]

cinnamon stick

[somber warren]

lick it

[midnight tree]

yummy

[somber warren]

everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough. just saying

[ionic hatch]

Radiation in my mouth 😩

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

and if you do it you gonna be famous

[broken topaz]

wenis

[midnight tree]

benis

:DDD

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/benis-gif-24327917

[ionic hatch]

Fucking the radiation stick

[somber warren]

like a true chad

[broken topaz]

anyone wanna chill in vc

i got an hour to kill

[slate crown]

bouta turn the bedroom into Chernobyl part 2

[ionic hatch]

I would but im driving a forklift right now and I literally am unable to talk

[broken topaz]

forklift certified

[ionic hatch]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

a swedish friend of mine got his forklift certification, and the next fuckin day he clapped south swedish femboy cheeks

instantly

[broken topaz]

chad

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1042953988481491034/Strange_Thing.mp4

i'm down for vc bro

[broken topaz]

ayo very cool

[midnight tree]

just gimme asec

[broken topaz]

ill just be in lobby 3

[ionic hatch]

Im not into femboys

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

he wasnt either the day he got forklift certified, sure changed his mind the next day

[slim osprey]

Bro couldn't resist the bussy

[fading shuttle]

Behind every great woman
is a great man in a 3D motion capture suit

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/peepokc-kcpeepo-kcorp-peepo-pepew-gif-24524339

He is literally me

[slate crown]

@heady crow
https://youtu.be/O_7EJ-OnBMA

we need this mod

[urban ocean]

This looks incredible. Hope we get an international release.

https://youtu.be/Va93_hokOkk

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1043149683662524516/pawns.mp4

[ocean pulsar]

My folks were cutting ottoman heads

[fading shuttle]

my great great great great ancestors were getting their heads cut off by the ottomans i think

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/tFdSZBdpINw

[slate crown]

siiick

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doge-sex-meme-gif-17274494

[echo slate]

One of my great great great great uncles died in a shootout with counterfeiters

[somber warren]

what did they counterfit

[heady crow]

now

[heady crow]

chad

[slate crown]

you're playing rn?

[heady crow]

nah

[heady crow]

im on darktide

[slate crown]

oke

[narrow lotus]

namin your kid Khaleesi tho would be so cringe

00f

[somber warren]

fr fr

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/aawagga-gif-22507363

[echo slate]

dollar bills

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-anthony-spade-6horsemen-lactuca-optima-growlithium-gif-20930543

literally me

[heady vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929546737889206333/965449415521349672/24829F5E-FF6F-4274-9128-FEF2AA7335EC.gif

[heady crow]

me

[heady vapor]

when the ceiling says gullible

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/1038289575640055870/anigif.gif

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1020708173994266656/ofcourse-1.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gone-completely-mental-ive-ive-gone-completely-mental-gif-20954258

[vital summit]

Oh god my sides

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405552474447937557/1043160492170035280/ackgod_.mp4

[somber warren]

he waited for this situation so long

he was prepared

[gaunt trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3noVdSIeEc&ab_channel=MangoIceCream

[somber warren]

bruh its snowing

[heady crow]

ye been snowing here too

finally

[slim osprey]

Imagine seeing snow

[broken topaz]

I dont think itll snow this year

[somber warren]

snow is nice just didn't expect it rn lol

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/918743864288890890/1043081096121831474/315874385_1181572909376884_1730937183712666990_n.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

I swear piercings can make w*men go down from 10 to 0, in a matter of seconds

Look at that fucking nose, it literally says "look at me I'm fucking big

Also great video 12/10 keep it up the good shitpost

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718601171178356801/1043057503912591430/yt5s.com-BOGOS_BINTED__720p.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1043070211550609459/ssstwitter.com_1668205894813.mp4

[wind forum]

nose rings can sometimes be fine

this specimen just looks like she has competitive abortions

[echo slate]

100% agree

[slim osprey]

Bruhh

That's good

[stone blade]

But they're hot

[echo slate]

There's this girl at my church who'd be a 10 if not for the doorknocker installed in the middle of her face

[hidden path]

You guys are just wrong

buncha poopoo heads

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

Me and you

[echo slate]

(We are holding hands)

[slate crown]

im more of an eyebrow piercing guy

[echo slate]

😳

[slate crown]

I'd get a dick piercing though, looks fun

[slim osprey]

Ay yo?

[stone blade]

Okay

[hidden path]

I would make you lick batteries

[slim osprey]

Hell nah

No piercing the dick

Pierce your ass instead, you got enough meat there already

[slate crown]

what it just pinches for a moment and you're done

bruh ass piercings, that's a first

[echo slate]

I wonder what would happen if you touched a 9v battery to both sides of one of those piercings

[hidden path]

I'm gonna hook a car batterie to your piercings

[echo slate]

Good luck i have none

[hidden path]

Also to make Falco feel stupid, I think that girl's cute

[slim osprey]

Attach a car battery to your testicles

[hidden path]

That will show him

[grizzled meadow]

I did not say that the girl is not cute

I just said that piercings make them ugly

[slate crown]

searching up "ass piercings" on yt was a mistake 💀

[slim osprey]

Dumbass

[grizzled meadow]

I think Steve-O did something like that one time

[echo slate]

@slate crown the game stopped downloading at 14% while i was sleeping

[slim osprey]

I'm sorry but I had to say it

[wind forum]

furry moment

[grizzled meadow]

Also I agree the girl is cute BUT that ugly ass boy piercing make her ugly

[slim osprey]

The girl ain't cute

[echo slate]

"Waxing tutorial vagina at home"

[slate crown]

yea that one

[hidden path]

U wrong bro

I win

[slate crown]

but this is the first time I've seen ass piercings, can't imagine it would be comfortable for sitting though

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Okay, send me the Bee Gees one

I need to save them

[wind forum]

Jarvis cross reference her identity with patients at local abortion clinics. Display results with party horn noise

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-sped-up-jarvis-gif-19148596

🥳 15 sir

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-marvel-avengers-gif-14440368

[slate crown]

takes awhile for me to send a video cause discord is being retarded again

[slim osprey]

Discord mobile user

[slate crown]

i can't take my pc setup outside you soggy donut

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-sandwich-gordon-ramsay-what-are-you-gif-5280412

[slim osprey]

How do you know I'm soggy?

[slate crown]

lucky guess

[slim osprey]

Your guess is wrong

I'm a dry donut

[slate crown]

aw

[slim osprey]

Freshly baked you could say

[slate crown]

I'll make you soggy then

[slim osprey]

Waiting for some- ay ay

Bet

[slate crown]

bouta be a glazed donut once im done with you

[slate crown]

that's... surprisingly graphic

[echo slate]

It's just a sandwich bro what's the problem

[slate crown]

you guys use donuts as sandwiches?

[slim osprey]

I would eat that tbh

[slate crown]

you're american, why am i even surprised

[echo slate]

Actually i think its a cheese stuffed deep fried bagel or something

[slim osprey]

What the fuck

Okay I would not eat that

[slate crown]

only in america

[slim osprey]

Gym made me hungry today but not that hungry

[hidden path]

Need to gym

fat

[echo slate]

Nah THIS is the American meal

[slate crown]

it doesn't mattah tone

ass is ass

[slim osprey]

Real

A hole is a hole

[hidden path]

I am going to have gya sex with your mom

[echo slate]

It's a grilled cheese donut

[slate crown]

i got heart palpitations just from looking at this

[echo slate]

I got something from lookin at it all right

[uncut obsidian]

hi chat

[slim osprey]

Hi Madirex

[heady crow]

hi madi

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[narrow lotus]

Sup

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-moth-cute-rosy-maple-moth-dryocampa-rubicunda-gif-26368817

[pastel quartz]

haiii

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/1042656761741590570/IMG_2070.png

[hidden path]

cute moth

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-half-life-roblox-btscat-bts-cat-cat-kitty-spining-roflo-kohka-gif-22075522

[slate crown]

i can hear the half life sound effects

@grizzled meadow

[slim osprey]

It's a rosy maple moth in case you're interested

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-unmatched-power-of-the-sun-sun-power-cop-gif-22776276

[devout hull]

hello big daddy santa

this year i wish for my hair to be retractable

thank you and have a great holiday

[hidden path]

I will eat it

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-kill-yourself-kiryu-kazuma-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza6-gif-20134459

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726908879522496553/1040617719906709514/wash_machine.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life2-gman-gif-25087297

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life2-half-life-g-man-meme-sphere-gif-22224760

[wind forum]

https://imgur.com/qO63YnJ

[plucky void]

"super"

[grizzled meadow]

Dude's italian

[echo slate]

Deutscher Humor ist nicht zum Lachen

[echo slate]

can he dance the tarantella?

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow my personal favorite

[grizzled meadow]

Okay now we're reaching top quality

[stone blade]

They took the streets yo

can't have shit in Bulgaria

[plucky void]

mfs stole the street

💀

[slate crown]

gah damn

[stone blade]

💀💀💀💀

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

WHO STOLE EM YO

[heady crow]

what

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/yh-gif-25406060

[echo slate]

I'm tryna tag the german girl but I can't remember her name

[heavy halo]

Other guys watching me rizz up girls just cuz i like cats and pierce the veil

[heady crow]

you mean cori?

[slim osprey]

@broken topaz You

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura41-creatura-la-creatura-gif-20792494

[echo slate]

Yeah that one

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1042761580540071976/3510447A-71BE-4D88-B5A6-1FBF998C7504.gif

[pastel quartz]

cutie

omg

[heavy halo]

Literally

I have so many pics of cats on my phone

[heavy halo]

1cm

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-oh-yeah-awesome-cats-amazing-gif-15805236

[slim osprey]

1cm

[heady crow]

1cm

[slim osprey]

2cm?

[heady crow]

3cm

[heavy halo]

CAT

4cm

[uncut obsidian]

1cm.

[heady crow]

omg!! Hiiii!!!

[heavy halo]

0.1 cm

[heady crow]

whats his name

[slim osprey]

Cat posting hours

[heavy halo]

Bandits

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/viper-viper-the-rapper-gif-21772463

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lalalalala-gif-26290030

[heady crow]

me to you

[uncut obsidian]

agreed

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kiss-cute-pet-cat-gif-20374133

[uncut obsidian]

AAAA

[slim osprey]

Does this cat count?

[heavy halo]

Violence

[heady crow]

yes

absolutely

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-machine-flip-car-flip-awesome-car-epic-gif-25565841

[heavy halo]

I would kill for a little femboy tbh

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-23441586

[uncut obsidian]

ayo

[slim osprey]

Kill for me then

[heavy halo]

no

[heady crow]

real

[uncut obsidian]

you found the perfect chat

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-fans-fail-vtubers-suck-troll-gif-22444671

[heavy halo]

I would KILL

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DESTROYYYYYY

[pastel quartz]

what a silly little cat

[heavy halo]

to have a pet pesudodog

[slim osprey]

Okay I don't think I have more cat related posts

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

[heavy halo]

Loser

I have 10 thousdand

[slate crown]

siiick

[heavy halo]

:3

[slim osprey]

:3

[pastel quartz]

don't pay attention to my legs

[urban ocean]

Wolverine be jealous

[heady crow]

your legs are more hairy than your cat

[heavy halo]

freedom watching me pull up to their base with my raggedy ass helmet and broken vest with nothing but an SVD that i put an irl week into getting and fixing just to destroy their base

https://tenor.com/view/jplaugh-cat-shocked-gif-5676832

[slate crown]

gabbagoo?

ovah 'ere

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ghettosmosh-ghetto-smosh-weed-weed-smoker-gif-25401530

[heavy halo]

😥

[heavy halo]

Who fed him that..

[heavy halo]

ITS ADORABLE

CAN I KEEP THEM

[uncut obsidian]

no

[pastel quartz]

that's my little lady😡

[heavy halo]

plsss

[heady crow]

me

[heavy halo]

Will send cat pics

Everyday

[slate crown]

that wallpaper though

[heavy halo]

Thats it

Im using ur cat as my Lock Screen

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-cat-black-cat-cat-black-gif-25154403

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow this is the last genuinely good one i can find, the rest are too cursed

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[heavy halo]

Dont question my notifications

[slate crown]

Jesus christ charge your damn phone 💀

[heavy halo]

Its only 7%

[pastel quartz]

hmmmm ocd

[heavy halo]

Im fineee

[dreamy hornet]

Highscore

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/skrunkly-meow-epic-cat-cool-flu-gif-25544332

[heavy halo]

LOL

NO MATH

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[slim osprey]

Stupid cat

What's 9 + 10

[heady crow]

ahahahahahhaha

thats great

[heavy halo]

21

[slate crown]

u stoopid

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024776

[slim osprey]

You stupid

[heavy halo]

no am not

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-kitty-rolling-rolls-gif-25650771

[slim osprey]

Falco said he was okay with this image

[heady crow]

real

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

i don think ive shown my mussolini edit here

[grizzled meadow]

Vincere e vince-noooooo

[heavy halo]

Me when stalker

[slim osprey]

Mussolini culon

[heavy halo]

(Im not playing stalker i am stalking girls online)

[slim osprey]

Cringe

You should stalk them irl

[eternal dawn]

https://youtu.be/S6eqqOhETeM

[slim osprey]

No way you censored your feet

[pastel quartz]

you never know

[heavy halo]

10 dollars to uncensor

[pastel quartz]

no

[slim osprey]

That's a good offer if you ask me

[heavy halo]

15

[slim osprey]

Yoo

I'mma raise it to 20

[heavy halo]

yurr

[grizzled meadow]

Man of culture here

[grizzled meadow]

Good, keep it censored

[heavy halo]

25 dollars to uncensor max

[hidden path]

they're sleeping next to each other

[heavy halo]

Thays how much you are worth

[pastel quartz]

omg cuteie

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow Hey dumbass (lovingly), what day is today?

[hidden path]

I have so much cat hair on what used to be clean clothes

[pastel quartz]

no my toes stink (real)

[heavy halo]

ew nvm

i only sniff kitty pass

paws

little kitters

[slim osprey]

Brainfart Friday

[heavy halo]

but its

its Saturday

[pastel quartz]

my cat really likes my hairy legs

[heady crow]

wrong timezone

L

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-phil-hair-loss-wig-take-the-l-gif-25580887

[heavy halo]

YO MAMABUILT LIKE A BUSS

[grizzled meadow]

Dude throwing L's and then starting games, chad

[heavy halo]

thats why yo mama built like a buss

https://tenor.com/view/madcat-ygzcat-cat-pussy-madpussy-gif-24909889

[heady crow]

ha avviatio 🤌

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/egor-swag-cat-gif-24552289

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/war-gif-21975375

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/amd-nvidia-geforce-pc-explode-explosion-gif-23625713

[heavy halo]

I love afghan femboy unit

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-cat-kitty-sports-reaction-gif-26457274

[dreamy hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752524590013481011/1043179921478004828/christmas.mp4

[slim osprey]

Stupid dog

Ain't got shit on cock dog

[heavy halo]

what…

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/grug-crood-grugpilled-based-gif-22817213

[pastel quartz]

my favorite pic

she's like a model

[heavy halo]

so beautiful

https://tenor.com/view/wow-hanamaru-kindergarten-anime-hiiragi-blue-eyes-gif-17172215

[pastel quartz]

i love pussies

[heavy halo]

I love cats so much

[pastel quartz]

it's unreal

[heavy halo]

.

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/qrAFXoYRSZ0

[heavy halo]

i wish i had a pussy but all i have i this stupid ass cock

https://tenor.com/view/dripping-cock-gif-21941346

Look how dumb it is

[slate crown]

god made me allergic to pussy

[wind forum]

https://youtu.be/dWYx3cED4ag

[pastel quartz]

fake

and

[heavy halo]

Average ecologist

[pastel quartz]

gey

[wind forum]

unironically could just insert the audio into Gamma as background ambient

[heavy halo]

LOL

[pastel quartz]

i just remember that these exist

[wind forum]

https://vxtwitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1592319621256073216

me when the femboy

[pastel quartz]

femboy douching live

[slim osprey]

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

[wind forum]

you don't know what these are?

its like a party thing in america

[pastel quartz]

chocolate fountain

[wind forum]

they all look like this btw

[slim osprey]

I hate it

Chocolate fountains are not meant to look like that

[hidden path]

he is sleeping on my feet

[wind forum]

Alright have you ever been within 4 meters of a chocolate fountain?

[slim osprey]

Yes

[wind forum]

thought not

thought not

[slim osprey]

Dumbass

I have seen them, several times

If that's your idea of a chocolate fountain my brother you just got scammed

[swift scarab]

Probably was poor quality chocolate, or the temperatures were too cold so it stopped being a full liquid and became semisolid

[wind forum]

incredibly, painfully obvious you guys have never indulged in a 'thick' chocolate fountain

[hidden path]

they almost fought

[pastel quartz]

eating ass == chocolate fountain

[pastel quartz]

i wanna eat them up

qaaaaaaaaaa

🥺

cuties

[heady crow]

me

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1043167174950408192/image.png

[midnight tree]

literally me

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878401924704125008/1043140065318158386/VID_96600702_053958_601.mp4

[wind forum]

nothing wrong with eating ass, amigo

[midnight tree]

me

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1043146320577310720/image.png

[midnight tree]

realistically

what would be the best dating app to find dominant women?

[wind forum]

Grindr

[pastel quartz]

didn't see any women when i was on there

[devout hull]

A professional sports team made of women.

[midnight tree]

need me a handball playing woman fr

that shit is brutal

[pastel quartz]

also dominant women don't exist

[echo slate]

Cept for the intestinal parasites

[wind forum]

You goofy ass. This is the first world

Unless you're drinking well water nobody gets intestinal parasites

[echo slate]

Happened to a 🏳️‍🌈 fella a few years back, wrote an article about it

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah i read that one

[wind forum]

the demographic of 🏳️‍🌈 that rims truckers out of bathrooms every weekend

I'm merely built different

[glad carbon]

If you say so

[echo slate]

I'd avoid any activity where anyone's fecal matter may end up in one of your orifices

[wind forum]

come over here and let me prove it

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712341103017197628/1043190343094513724/20221118_184518.jpg

[midnight tree]

where can i find a gf that won't mind that i'm a fucking bumbling retard

[ionic hatch]

In the hospital

[midnight tree]

ayo that's a good point

i was a guard at a hospital not too long ago

the mental fortitude required for that shit is insane

[midnight tree]

hell, the shit i myself had to put up with was insane

[pastel quartz]

oversea

[midnight tree]

i'm not asking where i can find a mentally stunted woman

i know i could find that in america

[pastel quartz]

they won't mind

[midnight tree]

i'm asking where i could find a woman who would find it endearing that i'm dumb as fuck

[pastel quartz]

that's kinda rare

teachers?

[midnight tree]

aight bet

time to go back to school so i can get a gf

[slim osprey]

Twitter

[pastel quartz]

I've only been with 1 person so idk what's the statistic of that

[slim osprey]

Some of the women might come with a dick tho

Be aware of that

[midnight tree]

you're speaking from experience, i see

[pastel quartz]

there's no straight dominant women that like submissive men

objectively speaking

[midnight tree]

i don't vibe with this universe

[slim osprey]

Ye

It ain't bad tbh

They can't fake an orgasm so you'll always know

[ionic hatch]

Wrong, I can confirm

[devout hull]

bro just get a boyfriend if u cant find a girlfriend

[pastel quartz]

errrr wrong

[devout hull]

its that easy

[midnight tree]

bro

[slim osprey]

Based

[ionic hatch]

I like both

[slim osprey]

You like men

[pastel quartz]

you say that

[midnight tree]

i'm looking for the touch of a woman bro

[pastel quartz]

until you meet real people

[devout hull]

u can get that from yoshikage kira bro

[pastel quartz]

you're not gonna like submissive men anymore i guarantee

[slim osprey]

How do you know?

[pastel quartz]

i made it up

[midnight tree]

i'm not a submissive man so to speak

[ionic hatch]

I literally have more sexual experiences then you I can guarantee it

[midnight tree]

i am what i need to be

[devout hull]

his source is that he made it the fuck up

[devout hull]

prove it

Been listening to Cannonball from Megaman but with lyrics for like 2 hours.

its pretty good

[devout hull]

I like the middle part.

[midnight tree]

liten to the Terraria Calamity OST

that shit has some fucking bangers

[devout hull]

Already did.

I like the Yharon song.

[midnight tree]

i like Open Frenzy

[devout hull]

And oh, onward I ride

I am a genius' perfect design

[midnight tree]

a lot of the stuff from that playlist is great for workouts

[ionic hatch]

I just use metal or hardcore

[dreamy hornet]

I wonder if flaccidcore exists

[pastel quartz]

i couldn't find the reaction image

[pastel quartz]

nvmfound it

[midnight tree]

it pisses me off that the doom eternal OST still isn't out on spotify

[pastel quartz]

Then piss off

[midnight tree]

time to piss

[pastel quartz]

Piss to time

[midnight tree]

time IS piss

[pastel quartz]

Piss IS time

[devout hull]

There is currently drama around it.

[midnight tree]

i know

[pastel quartz]

Yup

[midnight tree]

and it's fuckin stupid

mick should just beat their heads in tbh

[pastel quartz]

Violence!

[devout hull]

Eh, an artist got fucked over then came around with a massive uno reverse card 2 years later.

[hasty dove]

heard that you can get infinite bullet time in cp2077. Wonder if it's worth it

(excluding getting hit with car under it, because it will last forever)

[pastel quartz]

incoming 1w mute

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-im-sorry-little-one-gif-12454554

p!mute @zinc compass 2d Ukraine-Russia memes , read #📄rules

[foggy mantle]

@zinc compass has been muted for 2 days.

[devout hull]

kekkeroni

[midnight tree]

imagine upholding rules

smh

[pastel quartz]

the irony

[midnight tree]

kaczynski my beloved

[midnight tree]

talking to women isn't the issue

the challenge is seeming interesting enough for them to consider me a potential partner