#🎪bruh-fart
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i always come first because im fast
Bruh I’m still logging on hold on lol
Yes real
możemy dostać się wyżej, tak wysoko
Kurwa
Chill out Voldemort
That it i Don't know more polish
wassup sugaa
Ain't no way
Explode
why tf people are saying polish is snake language
:KEKW:
Commit unalivent
something is on the verge of exploding rn
we are just only one west slav language alive
Good movie
Down atrocious
Very
gf gave me the slip🥺
Give your hand some company then
can i get any answer?
No
😔
I dunno snake language sorry
You have to agree it Sounds similar
Yes with a bomb
german is much worse
You should hear Kazakh language
snakes: kurwa
so why polish and not kazakh
İt's not snake
Don't Take it to serius
oh mein gott your ass is ser gut
Oh ja vati, härter 🥺
Blüntsmoken
real
That was perfect German tho
2 of em
this is how a #🎪bruh-fart er gets banned in the end
Two of them
lubię jeść bigos
I am german
I'm sorry
Well, Welcome to the Club i guess
And now i am gonna translate the word boypussy for you guys
p!mute @pastel quartz 7d poor attempt at an antisemitic joke + porn
@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 week.
Jungenfotze

do you have word for that?
@grizzled meadow happened sooner than expected kekw
da fuck
not really but we have compound nouns
next one is a ban
that kinda works for everything
I think fotze is a bit to harsh. Maybe muschi?
p!infractions @pastel quartz
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 10/31/2022 06:05pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 11/17/2022 06:56pm UTC
Reason: poor attempt at an antisemitic joke + porn
jus tso you know
maybe, I think thats what my bf once said to me
if polish is snake language german is mathematican language
your words be like 1+2=12
Krankenwagen
Is an ambulance
that was supposed to be a joke 
are u guys....xenophobic right now?
Literally me
Polish femboys are nice
yes


when you do it 10 times it doesnt seem like a joke
thats true actually
i hate people of different nationalities
enough is enough
Of course I am, have you seen one of them?

things witch you will find in most polish teen boys room: old gas mask and high socks
the programming socks
Fotze is more Like an insult i feel like
maybe maybe, but ive heard it used in sexual contexts
as are alot of nasty terms
||this one is not a joke||
ТРАКТООООРРР
Pretty much all German words for pussy are really Not sexy
Most german dirty talk is real bad
Real
and it was over for me
Ich habe eine dicker schwanz
welcome back , chad
Fickschlitten

@broken topaz why german word for sharp corner sounds like bitches in polish?
Thats equality
I never left
didnt ask tho
/sharp turn
@broken topaz Arschfotze is a classic too. But i Just find it funny tbh
Ass-something
Ass pussy
I speak more english in my day to day thankfully
So you Don't go outside?
Sheisser
i do
but half my uni lectures are english
my brother and i speak english to eachother most of the time
and my german bf and i speak english with eachother
Amtssprache ist Deutsch!
Not when you're in computer science
I find learning a gendered noun system frustrating
Kraftwerk
The Lehramt actually requires one course per semester in english i think
So english is the linux of german language
Its surprising to me how many people in computer science struggle with speaking english
I sure love CRTs and having a good enough ear to hear the frequency
makes sense. need english in this time 100%

Leichte Feldhaubitze
Schwere Selbstfahrlafette
Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234
whops
Good vehicle that one
didn't mean that lol
real
i would love to have one
or a kübel or schwimmwagen
Can you say squirrel yet
Say Eichhörnchen 
It's a schwimmwagen, it's a wagen that schwimms
My condolences
german is a practical language
i want a Sd Kfz 303
Schlachschiff
nusskadse
Ich spiele Fortnite und cola trinken
why especially the men
Ich liebe Fortnite YIPPIEEEE
He is a homosexual

Leider konnte ich mir nur eine Ja Cola kaufen 
well... i could have guessed thatg
Men can find men adorable

The most platonic of words
Ive been saying it for years
my dad is objectively attractive

and I am tired of pretending its weird to admit that
are you from saarland?
NOT LIKE THAT
XD

Listen a man that is 57 that still has a full head of hair, that is fully white, while being 6 foot and in shape
in his age group
Saarländer spotted
he's a 10/10
yo racist wtf
oh you mean the hair lol
Okay but now explain to me why are you looking at your father like that tho
I am not saying that i wanna fuck my dad guys
I just think its worth appreciating a good looking man
you are saying you want to fuck your dad with extra steps
You'll deny it now
Stage 1: denial

or maybe just don't do incest?
Incest is morally neutral

Hear me out guys
no
No
no stop it
as long as there is no power imbalance

no stop
I am calling Churchill to repartition your country
what if i call you daddy?
Y'all gonna cousin love til you mutate cat ears and create a subspecies
dont give them anymore ideas
Just.. don't fuck any family members... pretty please... just don't
i hadnt planned on it
You didnt plan against it, noted
I fear that if people agreed with you, this message would be different
Noo
It wouldnt be
Keep telling that to yourself my dear They/Them
pretty cool that you got #6969 btw
@narrow lotus hey numbnuts yes this is ban evading before you ban me again i just want to ask what the actual hell was the "poor attempt at antisemetic joke" i made
fuck typo xD
you can change it with nitro
damn
i used to have xXx_ at the start and end during 2016 on skype
But one day I changed my name for the funnies and discord changed my #
My Eft Name is "BiggusDiggus69"
i am very grown up
my eft name is just Antipeacekeeper
my friend was named RunsWithBigWangs on tarky
Imagine playing tarkov
best thing is to wait in lobby and read the funny names
p!ban @ashen hatch ban evading
@ashen hatch has been banned.
boi i told you to stay subtle
that comfy vibe of a new wipe and making a new char
So happy that you were able to grow as a person
define good games
when u post alot of bullshit memes a day , u tend to forget which are bannable and which are not
tbf goldstein was just a ....stein on this server

osu, vrchat, random games, new world
yeah especially when there werent even rules
There is another
Thats what we do on Vrchat
bruh new world... that still exists? played the shit out of the first beta but meh
How often do people fuck in vrchat?
constantly
OFten
Amazing
I just started
I have seen it many times
Glad I never even tried it
I have had many people approach me for it
Good lord
the things fullbody tracker mfs do
vr chat is just a bunch of horny degenerates
they/them pronouns is an odd way of saying you have mpd
only reason to have full body tracking really
I mean i do also have it
but not for that

What for then?
yes
my friend says the same dw
You erp on vrchat don't you
i understand
No theres also
wut
uhh
You have e-sex
multiple personality disorder
i swear guys
ah. could have guessed that
You have sex with strangers over the internet
not anymore no
"sex"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8
shut the FUCK UP and look at this
Live feed, from a waterhole in the heart of Namibia
Complementing the magnificence of the Namib Desert’s never-ending red sand dunes, Namibia Cam’s waterhole lies within the Gondwana Namib Park - bordering the Namib Naukluft Park.
In this park, all man-made barriers have been removed, creating a space over 56,540 square kilometers (meaning 21...
there is a yak
"Not anymore"
LIVE YAK
You used to??!?!?!?
No
thats pretty sad lmao
i have a bf, and had a normal sexual life before, during and after
stop digging dude
you dont need to make this hole any bigger
Did you use an antivirus or did you caught an NFT?
maybe you want to make my hole bigger
i mean what
yknow i had phone sex one time, ||i caught an ear infection||
Yea i have lots of NFTs
its pretty bad
why would anyone want a hotdog in a hallway
I am coming to kill you
Don't feel bad about death
please do
@grizzled meadow nft owner, pls ban
Think of it as a release from your suffering
I can barely hold on on this rollercoaster ride

forever brandmarked as NFT owner and incest enjoyer
Nobody owns nfts dummy
and virtual wh0re apparently
I wish I could be a v-whore
virtual wh0re is still a wh0re
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Whores are some of the nicest people I have known
But on the same coin, the opposite is also true
Good on you for knowing your place
As someone who doesnt believe in god, this makes me want to go to church.
Singular moth pic before I leave
it would be cool to be religious for the aesthetic
alright bye cropoooll
love youu
ok Zero Sievert is the best game ever as of right now
<3
frfr
Me, an atheist, wearing two crosses at all times and wanting to buy earrings with crosses
me an agnostic putting crosses on my vest
me, a violent antitheist, putting pipe bombs in multiple churches across the state
me, (me) when I don’t take my tic tacs (dementia pills) pouring gasoline into a nondescript building of religious worship
stupid dog you make me look bad
me, a bird enjoyer posting birds
fucking based
I'm playin darktide and i swear it runs worse than the beta
🤡 spot the pre-orderer
never pre order
Ofc it runs worse, made by the same devs
I have 2 hours to return it, I'm just test driving it dawg
based af
Though i might use up those 2 hours on loading screens alone
It's why they gave you two hours, 1.5 of it is loading screens and the remaining cinematics cover it.
Boy its feelin like it

Its weird because vermintide 2 runs fine, idk why they didn't just set darktide up like that
They'll find a way to optimize in maybe 3 years
Its the same engine, idk what the issue is
Reason is most developers little to middle sized studios hire are art students, not engineers as they are expensive. They don't know shit about using the engines properly
he's just like me
remember how for years steam didnt have the refund process they were legally supposed to have?
fuck valve

Only refunded a game once on steam. Was pretty straightforward, just said didn't have fun and game's description was off.
ive refunded at least 20 times
easily
taking this and posting it in the dtren cord and you cant do anything about it
hes my grandpa
youd probably have hairloss
dude is def going bald slowly
every pic he posts he has less hair i swear
i thought he got rid of the mullet a while back
fake
real
yeah its been gone
my brother lowkey looks washed up
your brother 😭
he still blasting?
damn fuck i kinda want to see how big he is rn
Good luck in not getting baned
for what
ı
Now watch 5 gigs mod getting updated tomorrow
ye everything runs fine
gg ez
who would've thought the installation process wasn't that hard
new members <- 

reading is hard

Literally every new member
its a basic installation process idk how they fuck it up
Hm
Can't even imagine learning mechanics when can't even install
Can't even imagine reading
Nah too hard for them
true
Imagine still needing to learn kek
You tell us cwystal
Your personality changes every day, you gotta learn some stuff in order to do it


cwystal uwu
is this FFXIV talk I'm reading
Ok so
We have
Kris
And Crystal
WATCH IN 4K
I get it. Fallout 76 had a rough launch, but it doesn’t discount the memorable experience of stepping out of Vault 76 for the first time and exploring the Appalachian wasteland with friends. Exploring, building and pausing to take an epic photo amongst the chaos was fun. The world was beautiful and the adventures were abundant if y...
Wdym
what do you mean wdym
my mans right
you are the most inconsistent member of brainfart personality wise, thats whats consistent about you
Well tbh i already learned
It just switches at random
Neither will i put myself in a cage
take the normal pills the cia is right iliveinyourwallsiliveinyourwallsiliveinyourwalls
Iamthecrystalyouknowwhoimean
nowhodoyoumean
Yourmum
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typical ghosty
I have flowers and chocolate for you ma'am
bullying crystal is funny
Did you just say... Chocolate...
Atleast you guys aren't overexaggerating it
❤️
🐟

compared to ur brothers, how's that nerf gun
Molten
what crystal sees when she opens the bathroom door
LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
They just joined and started to say the like dream
I was like "get the fuck out lol"
Like sure you can like what u want but then they were like starting it all
Sure i might have been a bit disrespectful
But i had a reason.
And tbh
I could have guessed that this rando that just joined was lookin for some, but didn't quite give it to him
i came here for memes
You came???!!
spam memes
What the fuck!
Nah jkjk
Wat
prison ring for home arrest
SEMEN?!?!?
you see
gaviscon
i was already looking at your memes sir
some are ....quesitonable
and now u come and post this
which is forbidden in the #📄rules
say it with me fellas
many fell before you because of that
its time for a mute
2 eastern event memes in a row
lolz

It's time for a mute
wtf

mute gaming
Yes
i will spare you the mute , if u delete those and do not post anyhting related to the ukraine-russian war
and ofc any offensive shit
i muted alot of ppl today, might be the time to give some a chance
look in his bio xD
yeah thats the 2nd thing i wanted to say , please remove the slur from that
hey, the gestapo wouldve executed you already
better do what they tell you
He is having mercy with yo sorry ass tbh
ledy is very patient today
i think the cat is more like the gestapo
since when did cat become mean
cringe
I guess so
normaly i sit on the servers that are 1mln times more offensive
we dont care
Who asked
Not funny
nobody asked about other servers and how they operate
here we operate a certain way
Didn't laugh
i will just fuck off
or that
Good
p!mute @pastel quartz 5d fuck off then
@pastel quartz has been muted for 5 days.
there u go

gestapo it is
Classic
4 idiots same thoughts
brainfart is just one big lemming train
the moment i saw he wasnt gonna stop i immediately downloaded the packwatch vid
and waited
nobody disturbs the peace we've managed to create
just type rip bozo in gifs
nah bro
that would be to ez
i believe packwatch doesnt work as well without the audio
Woman characteristic: loneliness
i don't need the audio, i watched packwatch so much i can hear it in my head every time i see the gif
I just know da meme
Nyaaaa hai
uncultural
ah shit, its the crystal alt
Women characteristic: boobs.
Hey not my fault that i dun no
uwu
indeed
you could... watch the video
but that would make sense
tmr if you send me the link in dms rn
Cuz imma sleep
do it
No
#🎪bruh-fart message
or you just scroll up
Hm

cant believe khatyl made us into a pamphlet
This time i might just disappeaaarr! 🎵 
go
Bitch yourself kek
The beast
How I'm felling rn
That one is how I feel this day
He just like me fr
Love his hair
Fuck I missed it
gg im 17
nah its not big
18 is big
i don't really love celebrating birthdays unless it's a milestone
Two things
always a good reason to go drinking with the boys
First
Happy birthday, you are one year closer to legality
Second
How am I older than you?
i don't drink 
one year closer to death 
you are russian, living in bumfuck nowhere and you dont drink
No you are too young to be thinking like that
yes
Being 18 or older
thanks
cant wait til madirex becomes legal
happy bday madirex
i already had depression thoughts about life/death n shit so I already overcame that
Thanks
Yeah that's fair
But still, try to keep a positive outlook on life
And also
How do you manage without drinking?
Wdym
wait madirex is 17
You can't?
bro ikr
.....ok , taking him off the hot list for one more year
At your age I was already an alcoholic
no , thats ghosty
ah right
Bro like 70% of my classmates in grade 9 were drinking, smoking and shit
yeah same
i started in 10th
Now some of those people dropped out of college after a week of being in there, some didn't even go to college
parties were hosted during 8th grade here already
And one guy started using drugs
No fucking way i'll follow those degens
Real
Depending on the drug, fuck it
I can stand weed
I can't stand harder drugs tbh
start microdosing shrooms
ive done that since i was born
still kinda sad that i havent found any magic mushrooms while mushroom foraging with a friend tho
gotta stick to chanterelles ig
ong tho would be a banger to go to argentina
a wholy different place than here and anywhere ive been to
Ehh it depends
Argentina is very diverse, there are places here that look like northern europe
nah but like the places ive been to more than twice is sweden, thailand, greece and denmark
okej okej
hopefully people are like nords too
In what sense?
Dude looking like me two months ago
Too shy to share body pics
yeye. just messing around
real
average ghost fan
rate my new pyjamas drip
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
8.5/10
9
mans age changes on his current state of mind
crunchy straight from the shop
Imagine nutting on some sock tho
dw it doesent get any better
At that point just don't nut
real men have towels
just don't masturbate 
Cum in sink
Soundtrack goes hard tho
prolly report
What is he doing?
stuff

He could be doing me :)
(im stuff)
moderator stuff, move along
Alright
it means hes throwing a coin to decide which one of us to mute
i just got pinged here for something?
literally me
real
nope
madirex face reveal
Real
real
real
face rereal
When Ledy face reveal?
should i do a face reveal
Should you?
idk im shy
ah yeah i was testing shit my bad
ahkk
i picked a random user xD
np my dude

Hello shy, I'm @slim osprey
he doesent know hes gonna get banned
none of you does
Had me scared cause some guy joined vc earlier and randomly started saying he was gonna report me for random crap
nothing on you so far
Bad coincidence if you ask me
I will get banned
kewl thx
I will pull a gtanil
real
no
if anyone is willing to pull a gtanil, its me, because i am expendable enough
the less queers the more toxic slavs
Ah
Bro really alt-tabbed out of a source game
Rookie mistake
Haha no don't die you so sexy


interesting emoji name sir, please step out of the vehicle
brainfart when i ban / mute someone
ah mb didnt see the your mama joke
coming with the gifs
didnt mean to offend sir
Since I'm under your protection now
would you kiss me for a dollar cropol
When Brüno goes into sub mode
If I say some dude is bothering me, would you mute them?
I would kiss you for free
But they are treating me bad uwu
who
Yeah this will go hard in the future
It was that easy
bugün saat
For now it's no one

But since you wanna protect me and shit, I'll tell you next time something wacky happens
Sure
Boutta work as a snitch
Anyone beans?
Me n who? :3
Holy shit this looks so cool for some reason
a real you dont recognise the bodies in the water moment
Want the artist?
Or photohrapher
Idk the correct term for that
Not really, I'd forget them a day later 
Bruhh
and i will research their cataloque
thanks babes
Yo, watch this if only you wanna get sad for real, you've been warned.
real asf
bm album art type beat some of them
Bm?
black metal
Ah
She would unironically use :v
reaö
Reäl
orre
real
Sometimes I wish I was some eldritch entity
I wanna be built like my pfp
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