#🎪bruh-fart
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can confirm
I wish poland was real
i love thugposting
Ah yes
god I love MBT's
I heard there are museums of old magic in the nordic parts of earth
Try CBT
propaganda by the government
Already did with a bicycle chain when some guy tried to steal my motorcycle

how nsfw can a post be here?
Diesel Korean Abrams
fuck around
Post it
Idk maybe in Skandinavia. Most of our old religion was lost when we started to get assimilated into the swedish kingdom
banger
If you get banned it was too nsfw
Yrue
But then again
I kinda wanna visit the more i know
my history just consists of my ancestors
A. stealing trains and killing japanese people
B. eating our prime minister
Drive on Scooter Cuck
Me
Banger
gigachad CAS
Why is that me
I knew it half of the server is Femboys
Exactly
Better than logistics or maintenance troops
luckily im not in that half
Join us
Didn't you call yourself a twink?
tfw I work in logistics
No you're racist
its not that bad tbf
what even
Didnt go get my asthma checked out so i wouldnt get put into logistics or maintenance at the army
proofs?
Gae is banned word
The g word is banned
Yes
Yes
Yes
I am very gae fir example
Für
Für das reich
Ya but im talking about the military. Rather do something other than just carry one piece of ammunition from a to b either by body or machine
Tbh i kinda knew through the beat that it won't be a rickroll lol
We need to arm workers
I'd kill to work for Airforce logistics
Got several friends who got into maintenance troops after Basic and it sucks
What do you do in airforce logistics tho?
that shit not only pay good, but you get to drive fucking agm-65 mavericks around using a forklift
I'd kill to work for Lockheed Martin

i'd kill
downloading new personality tonight
Real
"defense" contractor
I'd kill for a real plantage

What the fuck
god is dead
and we killed him fr
oh crystal you want to see another cool thing the AI machine can do
Yes
there's no god in buddhism
Ai generated image from a picture of me and my older brother in our city
Duuuuuuude
That's fucking sick
ikr
Tho, it got limited free trial for some reason
God is deadass and we slayed him fr fr
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/625513313358446602/990891894823342100/IMG_20220626_224120_556.jpg
But i don't think such an AI picture generator is any kind of free
you get the free version
which only has a few tokens
I got the premium version
because I stay balling
what program
I have a headache don't be mad
he looks like he'd be extremely racist with a black gf
Honestly yeah
gigachad
i used to know a couple. Neo nazi skinhead guy + mtf black gf
💀
i didn't know voluntary cancer intake is still a thing
I grew up with a very old fashioned family
and its one of the few enjoyable things in this god forsaken city
checkout this cat

Thats a cool ass cat
EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE AMONGUS
she loves her amogus plushies

Im sure she does. Whats her name?
Last name pokeman?
isn't she a cutie
she doesn't have a last name, just mew
Just mew :3
A cute and oddly sympathetic name for a cat
Fits well for her
What a cutie
Truly
I always say
Old
But gold
Beautiful cute kot
How to ruin a very beautiful looking game: soulslike gameplay
i should feel bad for making this one but I dont feel anything
Incredible edit even today
What type of game is it?
Never heard of Hollow Knight?
Yeees
Same shit
Hard as fuck game + platforming
If you like to curse to every possible existing saint, it's the game for you
Interesting
thank you
The genre is literally called soulslike, because it's similar to Dark Souls for its difficulty
soulslike is 3d, 2d platforming rpg is metroidvania
It's not that souls-like tho
The game is just hard
It's theme definitely stands out tho
Metroidvania aren't hard as fuck tho
Fucking Dark Souls
I played a bit of the demo, the only thing that reminds me of dark souls is the setting, nothing else
The eyes 
regular show nostalgia
holy
same
Proud to say I don't pay for any of that shit
Illegally download the music you listen to
too much work id rather pay
i used to limewire my shit back in the hayday tho
I don't pay cause I don't need to
I save everything i like to my phone
and, a bigger feature is that it introduces me to new musics and shit all the time with the algorhythm suggested ones
which I like
some isp in america block torrent link
cuz otherwise browsing forums to find my shit is a PAIN IN THE ASS
imagine that
fuck i wanna post an pic but it might be too spicy
💀

My favourite reaction meme now
More to my daily schedule
Sayonara cool people, Im going to sleep, I got work tomorrow and need a new piercing
Gee
Good night
Goodnight and good luck
Don't die
Me? Hah
Sure
Fkn weak
Tell that a human himself he'll call you crazy
Hehe
It's an invention we live with
Hm
roman moment
Me moment
Yeah I fuck men
I don't want to play ping pong nor do I want a huge cock
I WANT MONEY
Give me your money
Imagine your ancestors watching you beg for nudes while invoking your name
That'd be really quirky
Jesus
mmmm ping pong
also imagine thinking anyone would consider you "based" because your great-great-great granpa was part of the nazis
me and boys
Dude needs to fap
After that the realization of how dumb he looked in the chat
Send him to my page
Am i rite @grizzled meadow
That hydrogen bomb costed less casualties than my last post
On my Twitter
It's cool too bad the link isnt in my bio
Unless?
@heady crow new edit dropped
3:32AM here 
Exactly >:)
p!warn @pastel quartz n-gamer word
@pastel quartz has been warned.
i am the harasser
[Button use] x2
Mmm, stew
My opinion tho is theyre so much work to butcher that its not worth it
Tbh
->
<-<
It was a wild jackrabbit
I made a lovely stew of it alongside some venison
I will pet it
Yay
He is fren
my cat will kick its ass
now that you mention it, this wasnt very far off 
this channel can be amusing, sometimes 
Life is a highway, and I wanna ride it my way
(I dont know what I'm fucking doing but I'm glad its amusing)
stewist
Having to disassemble wild game makes you reconsider your diet
I'm not a vegan, but I tend to minimize certain meats
That's like saying "this is my wife"

you bet he will
The movie?
Tbh the lyrics are burned into my brain from my toddler brothers watching it on repeat
Like a gitmo prisoners torture
@zenith grove
oh cool. i missed some really weird shit that also breaks the rules


tomboys are great because they have the benefits of not acting like women, but not having a penis. thusly, femboys are the bottom of the barrel. both highly effeminate, and penis having
to a straight man that might be the case
not to romans
poop comes from there
Hmmm
thats nasty
p! warn @pastel quartz religion discussion. how about you make sure what you post here doesnt break the #📄rules ?
@pastel quartz has been warned.
bruh that's a shitpost how is that religion
i mean if you value tomboys for those reasons, youd logically be most apposed to femboys
You got the moderator who speak that stuff


You can't make this stuff up, it's amazing
if youre also into dudes, you could just get with a normal dude
the entire thing is preaching a religion, and a very specific side of that religion at that
you dont even know what you posted my guy
In his defence, it's clearly a shitpost
simply, tomboys and femboys are polar opposites
yes i don't because it's eminem rapping in arabic
oh well, i guess you dont care enough to not post rules breaking stuff. i also dont care if i give you a mute as well and do some "admin abos" 
p! mute @pastel quartz 1d arguing with staff
@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 day.
Nah I was just pointing out that the dude actually have a point
But still
🐟
Not quite
It's 5AM I don't remember who I need to ping so @slate crown @slim osprey
They never learn, nor read.

The Eminem rapping in arabic is clearly a shitpost
I'm sure he didn't mean no harm by posting it
but the arguing got him muted
falco does have a point (even if they are italian)
Apart the arguing, okay_cat speak the language, he clearly knows if a thing is against the rules or not
The video was about religion, religion is against the rules, etc.
Has anyone watched the movie The Seventh Seal
Also falco: gets demoted
I hope its the aquatic seal
Bruno and greek man did, I was watching it with them but I had to bail
so like contextually is it unallowed because of the meme
If I go down, the whole server go down
That's
tru
Yes
What?
Also i found this on twitter....any suggestions what to do with this?
like someone posted a video of doge edited as muslim to a song about allah. But it wasnt as much of a shitpost as the Eminem one
wtf

nor was it really offensive
actual
moment
burn it in a fire?
Not share it anywhere
put it back where you found it
I can keep it for fun but i wouldn't know for whay
perhaps save it if he's into that shi-
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Oh god
so i just figured out what it feels like when the cartilage in your nose breaks

What is that
its the flexible tissue in your ears and nose
Oh god
I probably didn't see it
And cat wasn't around
Well! Safe another day!
this is a secular server
Actually I did see it but I thought it was okay

Guess we'll have to find out now
so its just contextual
do you guys ever sneeze 3 times after hitting your nose
oh and apparently the population is over 8 billion now
There are now more women on the planet
The 15th of november

Let's hear it from the guy who can speak the language
Fuck
ameba on my shelf
This says alot about the Russian literature in the 19th century
I blame lead and vodka
le- LEAN??
broken cartilage update:
i taste blood
i was, and it was posted about 4 times by the same person
(only seen 2 times, found the other 2 through discord search)
i thought i would wait a bit to see if they would realize what it is, but i guess they didnt and i forgot about it completely
@wind forum thanks for reminding me 
Fire was spitted
Too late now
Free the birb!!!
Snitch got snitchin'
you'll be remembered as the Snitch of Brainfart
p! mute 1d @normal reef religion discussion/ religion shitposting
@delicate junco has been muted.
What the fu?
WHAT
Who do you need to mute, Pippo or the other dude?
pippo
Strange
Bot is so bad at aiming smh
Weird
what the actual fuck pancake
Wait what
Okay the other dude is unmuted
shut
P
Lol ok
p!mute 1d @normal reef (originally made by cat) religion discussion/religion shitposting
@delicate junco has been muted.
THE FUCK?
LMAOO
HE GOT DA GUARDIAN ANGEL
LMAO
AINTNOWAY
too bad i can just 
Yeah okay he did already
i did it manually
p!mute 1d 979843006674915350 (originally made by cat) religion discussion/religion shitposting
@delicate junco has been muted.
That moment when the mods put the guns away
!mute 1d 979843006674915350 test
Falco#2063 muted 1D100 Rats#8111 indefinitely Reason: 979843006674915350 test.
now we have to explain 2 .... 3 pings and mutes...
._. Wow
By allah he cannot be muted

p!mute 10s 195776825299828736 test
Invalid member argument.
Member not found.
Usage: p!mute <member> [duration] [reason]
Fuc
Wha
he can, but the other guy getting muted by the bot command is weird...
#🤖bot-commands
p!mute 195776825299828736 10s test
@delicate junco has been muted for 10 seconds.
p!clearinfractions 1D100 Rats#8111
Successfully removed 4 infractions from @delicate junco
p!infractions @normal reef
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 10/09/2022 03:44pm UTC
Reason: dont shitpost outside of #🎪bruh-fart. #📄rules
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 10/09/2022 03:53pm UTC
Reason: #📄rules shitposting in the general channels and arguing with staff. no 
Whattheactualfuck
how many infractions i got?
I got
Shitposting moment
0
They have 2 completely different IDs

Shitposted in a different dimension

How can this happen
amazing. carl and pancake sharing one braincell 
p!infractions @quartz saffron
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 10/20/2022 03:02am UTC
Reason: how about you dont post that joke or any terrorism jokes again on here? 
Carl? There is no Carl, there’s @split canyon
I think my infractions are for the occasional political meme
@grizzled meadow fix your damn machine
nice, only 1 infraction
Maybe something else, can’t remember
p!infractions @swift scarab
Total infractions: 6
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/12/2022 08:47pm UTC
Reason: Aggressive and potentially polarising memes.
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 08/28/2022 01:49am UTC
Reason: Don't share gifs/memes like this since it's culturally insensitive.
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 09/08/2022 07:33pm UTC
Reason: no jokes on queen behalf pls
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 09/08/2022 07:37pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 09/09/2022 07:39am UTC
Reason: you either go to sleep like a normal person and stop trying to bend the rules without breaking them or i can just show you the door out
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/30/2022 03:40am UTC
Reason: he asked, nothing to see here
AAAA

BOT SPAM
#🤖bot-commands

#skill-issue-basement

Subvert authority at all cost
brb changing #🔨base-gamma-support
Malicious compliance at its finest
LMAO
p!infractions @abstract path
You are missing the mod.infractions permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
Kek
p!infractions 920429943102521385
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/30/2022 02:33am UTC
Reason: testing in the field
we should start using @swift scarab as our notepad tbh
p!infractions @wind forum
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Use p!perms to learn more.
EZ
I’m fine with this

Ah, yeah
"Tests"
There is misisng one thing
I’m not racist enough
He always bullied me
Lemmie work on it
Wait i wonder, is there warn limit?
Lol
No u 3>
Let's do a test 

Someone get Aldo on this, he’d love it
woa
Get your shopping lists ready
Welcum to hell
For real?
Came into the wrong place in the wrong time
Fr Fr on gah no cap
Run
I dont even know whats up so
My dick
The sky

Three Strikes, you're out
Aaa
Officially that guy
I have become That Guy
Shame on you...
Secondly I challenge someone to please animate this. I'd love you forever.
My all time favorite moment from JonTron's newest review, Nightshade.
@hushed marsh right now
He has le parrot
Falco why are you Teddy Roosevelt
I always have been Teddy Roosevelt
Woa
Seems about right
That guy
Hmmm
Chaos is better
What will my name bee
Crack nugget
Lmao
Wait
Quick,getout
Time to mute @slate crown
fuck you mean "get out"
have you seen my name
LMAO
ya throw him in super jail
Geiger counter clicking
Just gotta wait for this to happen
i liked you better when you were a meth addict
Yeah, i wantet to try weed
once one forever one
but then u sleep
Gin is 
Exactly
I sleep terribly normally
Being wasted fixes that problem

but i need to go out in the night to hunt for thingies and stuffs
I wanna be wasted too
Only thing I’d hunt for is sex, but that doesn’t exist here
Stuff

Bet, be right back
Hype for the other 18 la creatura
one got it, the other didnt, but i wont spoil it
Oh i got it alr
@abstract path huh naahhhh noo way, ok so ill be back in 48-72h or so, brb
Sauce code identified
3 days? What are you hunting?
always do, i know the perfect spot
ya you can come over and do a smell/taste test on them too
I'd rather just observe
Lets post all 8675308 la creaturas
sounds suspicious, i approve
God i wanna sleep again
I'm tryin
That looks so real
ikr
That tear was genuine
S is for Subaru
@heady crow lets go and guard a lighthouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL1svMa518w @grizzled meadow
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
L'italiano · Toto Cutugno
L'Italiano
℗ 1983 Carosello Records
Released on: 1983-02-01
Auto-generated by YouTube.

My grandma used to love to listen to these songs
I missed out
Subaru Impreza
da
Thats the dream
fr
Nice
Peak murican Cuisine
my professor opened his discord cuz we started talking about communication apps
and I wrote Hello class into the chat
we do a little mischief
why are italian songs so good
Morning fellow shitposters
Put him down
No. ❤️

nothin about the war, big dog
there is no war here
get pushed by teammate
im racing normally
miss the checkpoint
8th position on the last lap
Read the second one as ">Im racially motivated" 💀
Which game
Forza horizon 4
Ah
I should play 5 again
for a car reward
Guys, there is a new Arc-Glow anomaly straight ahead at the corn field: https://v.redd.it/hw72rp6irzz91/DASH_240.mp4?source=fallback
Me
Rubber band hat :)
Relatable
Imagine having multiple personalities
Ain't gotta imagine it unfortunately
imo.
as a soul fan
who played every game of theirs
god of war ragnorok is better
We eating good
i had an interview today
i might get an internship which would lead to a well paid job 😩
Howd it go
Might lead to a well paid job, I wouldn't say it's for sure
Ayyy nice dude. What field is the job in?
Not to be pessimistic, but it's not a 100% thing
Blasphemous is peak
It's pretty far out man
Its out there yknow?
True
It has been released like 3 years ago
True
Alright?
Dunno how far back y'all at Canada up there but
Actual stretch
Bro came in here like, lemme try to say something about Canada
Bro
Bro beefing with Canada 
Timezones
This game came out 3 years ago, lmao Canada timezones
it went amazing!
nope, she said she wanted an intern that would stick
the internship is for placement
Oh so they just don't want to pay you for awhile lol
corporate counsulting
paid internship 
Hey man I hope it goes well for you
but she made sure i know that it went great lol
Tell us how it goes
yeah! i will
also really cute pfp
good morning
Thanks, I try to get cute sometimes
thats my personality
im sure shes proud
Yo mama so nice, she made you feel good about yourself
she is
yo mama so cool she makes the boys wish their parents loved them
my parents dying would be a relief lol
Yeah, my mother can break her neck for all I care
sheeesh your dad sure had a bad choice
lucky

Idk what he saw in her
But hey, family trauma is a boring ass convo
pog
So I'm gonna avoid going into it
i want to date a metalhead
Just like me
Fr!
ty bruno
Everyone is so positive rn, I like it
usually I hate all of you
pieces of shit
💗
Same bitch
Been nice too. Dragged my ass to school with 4 hours of sleep only to discover that the first class was cancelled ❤️
💜
stfu hoe
Had a shitty gym session instead ❤️
Ive been jamming to italian songs all morning
It's 7am and I havent slept so I've been trying to do that
i slept well
Resetting never works for me
I'll just pass out at my desk at like noon or 1pm
And then I'm extra fucked
Imma try to sleep now though
Later guys
simple skill issue

Internet is down for the next 2 hours
Fucking neighbourhood malfunction
Someone dow loaded too much porn damn it
@heady crow go like my story on insta
no the gypsies stole the wiring

thas 1
megadeth/slayer/anthrax are trash metal
🤓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHygTMF98Rw @narrow lotus
Ionut Cercel - Made in Romania
P & C AMMA Music & Sound http://www.amma.ro
Administrat de Media
Pe acest canal gasiti cele mai tari melodii ale casei de discuri AMMA, hituri din istoria manelelor hit de hit cu Florin Salam, Nicolae Guta, Denisa, Brandy, Jean de la Craiova si multi alti precum Liviu Guta si Liviu Pustiu Claudia Nek Demarco. Aic...
national anthem of romania
Billy Idol is better
not even metallica know what they are
lets be honest
Yall tried power metal?
i wonder how much heavy metals i've gotten into my system after working with as much lead as i have
i should've strictly speaking died of either alcohol or lead poisoning at this point
tinsmithing work
Mf just microdosed lead for the entire duration 
that and various toxic gasses
some retard coworker of mine smashed a hole in a wall made of eternite we were supposed to put ventilation through with a sledgehammer
he just stood on a fucking ladder 3m off the ground with naught but a little dust mask to protect from the literal asbestos he was hammering away at
he fell off a roof once
i just left the building when he started tbh
Bros living life like a 1800s coal miner rawdogging life like god intended 
Feel like this is a different field than tinsmithing
@grizzled meadow
i wish
Homie inhaled 20 years of cigarettes in an hour
Based as fuck
i'm pretty sure he had some learning disability
so yes
he was the most basedest one there
Autistic construction worker moment
not even autism
he was just genuinely kind of an idiot
i was the autistic one
my favorite thing to do was driving the lifts
fard
Based
Im being cramped into this small ass fucking forklift
I am taller than the machine itself

we were contracted to fix some shit on a police station once and i got to drive the lift
we were told specifically not to spy on the police
so naturally i stared at them as much as i could
imitating binoculars with my hands
what would the police do? get me down from the lift?
authority means nothing to the lift driver
what if we kissed on the JLG 1350 SJP 43m height limit diesel driven lift 😳 😳 😳
Yoo new touhou came out
Explain this to me, I never played FF
Skill issue



