🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

[hidden path]

whose my husband

[slate crown]

you're making this way harder than it needs to be

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

sorry i thought you were married

[hidden path]

Lmao what

[swift scarab]

They want to fuck you Gorf, take a hint

[hidden path]

[slate crown]

i assume all women have bfs or are married

[lusty sonnet]

Fr*nch tho

[devout hull]

he is married to his job

cooking drugs

[hidden path]

if only

[slate crown]

no for that i need to ask my gfs permission first

[devout hull]

never too late to start

just pick up a chemistry book and use Tor Browser to look up recipes

[hidden path]

If I start cooking I'm going to blow up McDonald's again

[lusty sonnet]

again

[swift scarab]

JESSE

JESSE I NEED THE MCRIB

ITS A LIMOTED TIME JESSE

[hidden path]

well it wasn't me but I respect the hustle

[slate crown]

but mr whit those are out of season

[swift scarab]

NOT ANYMORE JESSE

[zinc compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1039441571139026975/blinky.gif

[hidden path]

My sausigs are now white and steamy

[swift scarab]

Do tell

[slate crown]

oh shit mr white this mcrib is pretty go- chokes violently

[swift scarab]

Honestly though apparently this is the last time they have the McRib out

After this time they’re not bringing it back

[hidden path]

I have my McRib out

[slate crown]

i don't have a mcdonald's so I'd never know

[hidden path]

[slim osprey]

Same

[hidden path]

I am dying

[swift scarab]

McPenis

[slim osprey]

Hello dying, I'm @slim osprey

[lusty sonnet]

We have better things than a mcdonalds so i skip that

[slate crown]

cooking do be like that sometimes

[hidden path]

I got Mcdenied some coochie

[swift scarab]

McDepression

[slate crown]

unlucky

[slim osprey]

Sad

[hidden path]

I'm joking

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-meme-memes-funny-gif-23338269

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[hidden path]

I was never offered any to start with

[broken topaz]

Im McHorny for some McFeet

[hidden path]

[slate crown]

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ9WfnvcX5Y

[slim osprey]

Oh no

The foot fetishist is here

[slate crown]

oh fuck she's done

[lusty sonnet]

Falco is a feet lover too

[slim osprey]

God no

[broken topaz]

time to get that sloppy

[slim osprey]

Not Falco

[swift scarab]

I wonder if I could convince a stranger for sex once I get to the the amusement park

[lusty sonnet]

Oh he is :)

[swift scarab]

[broken topaz]

probably

but dont do that

you have a bf

[slim osprey]

Are you hot enough?

[swift scarab]

I know

[slate crown]

alright bois imma keep my phone on silent for the next mmmm 5 hours or so

[hidden path]

The 5 sausages are ready

[slate crown]

wish me luck

[swift scarab]

Eh, so so

[slim osprey]

Have fun

[slate crown]

yaya

[hidden path]

Don't drown

[slim osprey]

Just offer a bj for free and you should be fine I guess

[broken topaz]

zaza and sloppy

[gaunt trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quDxBtx5d9E&ab_channel=AbuJalambu

[broken topaz]

mans living the life

[gaunt trout]

spoilers

[slim osprey]

Fr

[slate crown]

I'll try

[broken topaz]

so proud

[swift scarab]

Man gonna come back drained from a vampire

[swift scarab]

Eh, I don’t have condoms so won’t bother

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[swift scarab]

If I get an std I can’t do plasma donations anymore, that’s my source of income

[lusty sonnet]

Just get some from the store

[slim osprey]

Real

[swift scarab]

I don’t think amusement parks have condoms for sale

Sadly

[broken topaz]

Thats not very amusing of them

[slim osprey]

Buy some beforehand 4head

[lusty sonnet]

Store first then park

[swift scarab]

Bruh I’m actively in a car

What am I gonna do

Telepath some over

[slim osprey]

Jump out the window into oncoming traffic

[lusty sonnet]

Stop at a store

[hidden path]

Time to roast my pretty pink onions

[swift scarab]

Like I said, I won’t bother for now

[abstract path]

I WILL FFS

[lusty sonnet]

Are there that few stores?

[abstract path]

Also thanks

[swift scarab]

We have like, one store for paraphernalia, in the middle of nowhere that’s nearby

[broken topaz]

Gosh texas doesnt sell condoms

its against god

[swift scarab]

Nah they do

It’s just expensive

[lusty sonnet]

They dont sell it at a walmart or shit like that

[broken topaz]

walmart condoms

[slim osprey]

In my country, they give you condoms for free at schools

[broken topaz]

when you definitely wnat an std

[swift scarab]

Have you ever considered I didn’t plan ahead to be desperately horny

[broken topaz]

poor planning on your part

[slim osprey]

Shit man just hold on

Think about feet or something

[broken topaz]

😩

[lusty sonnet]

You dont have a pack laying around?

[swift scarab]

That doesn’t help

And no

[slim osprey]

God damn

[broken topaz]

Chaos is a fellow enjoyer of feet

[slim osprey]

How can a man be this horny

[swift scarab]

I lay about in my room trying to socialize with my boyfriend in the Netherlands

Not much else to do

[slim osprey]

The struggle is real

[hidden path]

Strength to you

[lusty sonnet]

Weren't you actively in a car?

[swift scarab]

I meant on a normal day

[lusty sonnet]

Go to a store smh

[glad carbon]

NNN

[lusty sonnet]

Ezfix

[slim osprey]

Imagine doing NNN

[devout hull]

ABANDON CELIBACY. KNOW ONLY SEX

[swift scarab]

Can’t fail NNN if I didn’t participate

[glad carbon]

Imagine being addicted to your vices

[slim osprey]

Lost on purpose on day one with my gf

[hidden path]

Can't fail NNN more than 20 times right?

[slim osprey]

Out of spite

[devout hull]

Try getting ranked in Nonstop Nut November, instead.

[swift scarab]

Too hard

I’m just a casual player

[abstract path]

Hmmm

Is there any clothing you would recommend for me @swift scarab

[hidden path]

I thought about Tinder once and I instantly knew it was a bad idea

[slim osprey]

Good, don't masturbate too much

You'll break your dick

[abstract path]

I mean surely I'll have a look at it

[swift scarab]

Thigh highs, boy shorts, crop top with long sleeves, hair band for ponytail if applicable

[hidden path]

swag outfit

[abstract path]

Yeah i mean i did want long hair xP

Ye

[devout hull]

Yeah, save that for Destroy Dick December.

[slim osprey]

No

Don't do that either

[abstract path]

Very yes

Many thanks

[swift scarab]

Yeh

[devout hull]

You can't control me. Or the car engine I rigged to move my fleshlight piston.

[swift scarab]

If it’s cold where you live, switch the shorts for soft pants

[slim osprey]

Have fun then

Remember to drink water

[abstract path]

Omggg soft pants

[swift scarab]

And add an extra shirt under the crop top

[abstract path]

ùwú Yes

[swift scarab]

Apparently being horny doesn’t affect my fashion sense

Noted

[slim osprey]

That's a plus if yo ask me

[abstract path]

Dude

[swift scarab]

You called

[abstract path]

It will look good

Smh

[swift scarab]

[hidden path]

Enjoy cloth

[swift scarab]

If you were older I’d recommend other things but that’ll be fine for you

[abstract path]

I love moths so i wouldn't wonder when there are some in my cloth

Kek

[swift scarab]

Mothballs

[abstract path]

Yus

[slim osprey]

No mothballs

[abstract path]

Silk moth balls

[slim osprey]

No

[swift scarab]

Moth balls in your jaws

[slim osprey]

Moths don't have balls

[swift scarab]

Got ‘em

[abstract path]

Omagawd xD

[devout hull]

moth balls cant melt steel jaws

[hidden path]

I like moths but they don't live round here

[swift scarab]

Neither do moth girls

[slim osprey]

Why so many moth enjoyers here?

[hidden path]

[swift scarab]

Fluffy

[slim osprey]

Yes I know

But like

[abstract path]

Vey very

Very

Very

Very

Fluffy moths

[slim osprey]

I never found other moth lovers until now

[hidden path]

Fluff is good

Hence why I love my cat

[slim osprey]

Moth talk demands a pic of my fav moth

Several pics of my fav moth

[abstract path]

Same

[abstract path]

Tbh

[slim osprey]

Damn we posted the same image

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-gif-19181068

[slim osprey]

MASHIRO

[abstract path]

Mashiro

[slim osprey]

[abstract path]

Gaw damn

[swift scarab]

Moth grill moment

[abstract path]

Yes.

[hidden path]

Good girl

[abstract path]

Also uhhhh

How do i explain this

[slim osprey]

Say it as bluntly as you can

[abstract path]

Balls

[hidden path]

Bwalls

[slim osprey]

Balls

[swift scarab]

Be specific, what balls

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

What actually happened is uhhh

One of my bra straps loosened?-

[swift scarab]

Ah

[hidden path]

Simply remove tits

schlorp

[abstract path]

Niet

[swift scarab]

No, tits are good

[slim osprey]

Remove bra

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

Tits are best

[slim osprey]

Free the tiddy

[hidden path]

I think I used too much curcuma

fuck

[swift scarab]

Tit gang rise up

[abstract path]

Second place in favourite moths

[slim osprey]

I'm more of a dick kind of guy, but tits are okay too

[slim osprey]

Spanish moon moth

[hidden path]

I'm more of a cryptid

but go off

[slim osprey]

They look funny

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/goth-girls-gif-18594706

[abstract path]

They look kinda aesthetic

Ngl

[swift scarab]

@abstract path this outfit works too

[slim osprey]

There's this one specie of moth that's so good at trying to be a butterfly scientists actually believed it was a butterfly

It's the madagascan sunset moth

[swift scarab]

Ah yes

[abstract path]

Which one

[swift scarab]

Butterfloth

[slim osprey]

They are definitely queer

[abstract path]

There is 3

[swift scarab]

Any of them

[devout hull]

They definitely went for "budget idol" outfits.

[abstract path]

Nah-

[swift scarab]

That’s early 2000’s egirls

[devout hull]

Minus the hats. What's up with those, anyways?

[slim osprey]

Egirls looked better back then than now

[swift scarab]

You know, the ones that weren’t assholes

[swift scarab]

Was a fad in the 2000s

Femboys wear them too sometimes

[devout hull]

Ah, I wasn't that into the internet until 2007-2008 or so.

I wasn't corrupted back then.

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[devout hull]

snek moth

[slim osprey]

Marbled emperor moth

Funny lil guys

How can moths be so pretty tho

[abstract path]

Gos why are there so many beautiful moths

[slim osprey]

Sometimes I wish I was one

[swift scarab]

Personally the middle or left one are better, right one is too pink for me

[slim osprey]

Live for a week

[abstract path]

Wtf-

[slim osprey]

Don't fuck the moths

[swift scarab]

You won’t stop me Clyde

[hidden path]

Worship moth

[abstract path]

I personally will try to kinda mix things around till it looks right

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-the-radiance-radiance-gif-23416069

[hidden path]

cooking with da cat

[swift scarab]

Monster girl moth my beloved

[slim osprey]

Fuck it, brahmin moth caterpillar time

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[abstract path]

Same

[devout hull]

fuck moths

[hidden path]

same

[slim osprey]

Fuck you

[swift scarab]

Send pics

[abstract path]

*me

[devout hull]

fuck me yourself coward

[swift scarab]

Not legal

[abstract path]

Yes

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

Maybe I will

[abstract path]

Ig not

[hidden path]

you all need sex and a beating

[abstract path]

Kek

[slim osprey]

Come back when you are 18

[abstract path]

I have a bf

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

Maybe you won't when you turn 18

Who knows

[abstract path]

Nah

[devout hull]

So how should we do this? Should you come at me? Should I come at you? Should we come... together? At the same time?

[abstract path]

We both are very loyal to eachother

Tbh we even thought about future

[swift scarab]

Quick, put a hit on crystals bf

[abstract path]

Lot

[slim osprey]

At the same time sounds good

[slim osprey]

I will fuck both

[devout hull]

man yall are uncultured

[slim osprey]

It's not cheating if it's a threesome

Why am I talking about this

[swift scarab]

No idea

[slim osprey]

I was posting moths

[swift scarab]

Go back to moth fucking

[slim osprey]

No

You go back to fucking

[hidden path]

you homo bruv

[slim osprey]

Me?

[swift scarab]

Im trying

[slim osprey]

No sex for you

[hidden path]

sex denied

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gG_bVTK9bo

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdHhQCmMt10

[hidden path]

my son

[slim osprey]

What's his name?

[swift scarab]

Bob

[hidden path]

Picousse

[slim osprey]

Picousse

What does that mean?

[torpid merlin]

https://imgur.com/R6jYOMI

[hidden path]

Means he got that stuff coming out of his eye

it's cause him and his brother have coriza so they're slightly crying all the time. Mostly his brother though so his name made no sense when he grew up

[plucky void]

IT MEANS THEY GLOW IN THE DARK

[hidden path]

also call him Bob and I will come find you

[swift scarab]

Bet

[plucky void]

also weird, the youtube link I sent didn't embed, but only on this server. Thank you furry MAP discord devs

[swift scarab]

That would end up worse for you then me

[hidden path]

How so

[slim osprey]

Huh

That's interesting

[swift scarab]

One one half, potential sex, on the other half, I haven’t had a fight in a long time and would like to feel pain again

[hidden path]

It's breton

[hidden path]

you're implying both can't happen

[swift scarab]

That is acceptable

[slim osprey]

HATE SEX

Sorry lost my composure

[devout hull]

This video seems to fit the vibe here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3j4dUnZzg8

[hidden path]

[abstract path]

Count me into the pain part

[hidden path]

Also I'm sorry I just don't get sex as a concept

[swift scarab]

Shoulda been here earlier when we were talking about sex toys

[hidden path]

I never had the talk

[slim osprey]

Asexual?

[hidden path]

I just don't know how it works

[slim osprey]

Ah

[hidden path]

[slim osprey]

Would you like a demonstration

[swift scarab]

Stick goes into hole, presto, regret

[hidden path]

Why you trynna get laid if you're gonna regret it

[swift scarab]

That’s called post nut clarity for you

[slim osprey]

Just don't regret it 4head

Not that hard

[plucky void]

sounds like muting this channel was a good idea

[hidden path]

You haven't even nutted, how are you beyond it

[grizzled meadow]

Leave brainfart for a nap: sex talking
Check brainfart after the nap: sex talking

I'm tired boss

[slim osprey]

[hidden path]

sorry boss

[swift scarab]

We’re bored

[slim osprey]

Ay you can't really blame me for this one

[plucky void]

you're the one who said you can't stop them being horny

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

I was posting moths

[plucky void]

reap what you sow and all that

[hidden path]

I just made a lot of sexual innuendos while cooking

[grizzled meadow]

I MEAN THAT'S TRUE THOUGH

[devout hull]

post mothgirl gf in only an apron

[swift scarab]

Everyone knows people get horny for moths

[slim osprey]

Stop trying to fuck the moths

[swift scarab]

Make me

[hidden path]

I almost finished my food btw

[slim osprey]

No

[devout hull]

fuck me instead so i dont

[hidden path]

pretty happy

[slim osprey]

Stop trying to get me to fuck y'all

[swift scarab]

Never

[slim osprey]

You can't handle this d

[devout hull]

we should schedule an orgy

[hidden path]

I will show up with nunchakus

[swift scarab]

Doesn’t mean I can’t try it regardless

[slim osprey]

Trying means not being able to walk for a couple days

[swift scarab]

Works for me

[slim osprey]

God damn

[devout hull]

cbt

im into it

[swift scarab]

Grasping the concept yet

[slim osprey]

Yes

You are desperate

[swift scarab]

Good, now get to Texas

[devout hull]

my guys been practicing with guns

[slim osprey]

Give me money and I will

On second thought

Texas is inside the US, so no

[swift scarab]

Back to waiting then

[broken topaz]

Eu gays unite

[slim osprey]

Not even from Europe

I just don't like the US as a place

[broken topaz]

oh

[abstract path]

Me

[slim osprey]

I wish I was from Europe tho

[abstract path]

Hi

[swift scarab]

US gays are mean

[devout hull]

gae or europian?

[swift scarab]

[devout hull]

both

[abstract path]

Also

[reef anchor]

Who the fuck was mothposting

[slim osprey]

I would live so close to many friends

[abstract path]

music

[slim osprey]

Me

[broken topaz]

crystal is within driving distance

[slim osprey]

I was mothposting

[devout hull]

you

post more

[swift scarab]

Cuck crystal with her bf

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-dance-moth-girl-juniper-anime-gif-21735895

[slim osprey]

Juni

[broken topaz]

crystal is 17 and so i assume so is their bf

I cant be doing that

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[eager quest]

where from eu

[slim osprey]

Anywhere is fine

[eager quest]

you are a disgrace to the whole continent

[broken topaz]

Even though that would technically be legal in germany

🤔

[hidden path]

From EU but don't wanna be

[devout hull]

I know her by proxy from Tomato's BounceSMP streams.

[slim osprey]

You could throw me into a warzone and it would still be better than my country

[hidden path]

I will secede from the continent

[abstract path]

Wait i am-?

Help-

[broken topaz]

anywhere in germany is within driving distance

[eager quest]

yes america kinda sucks i wont lie

[slim osprey]

I'm not from the US

[eager quest]

doesnt matter, my point still stands

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1035402060998398012/Korone_-_Have_Confidence.mp4

[eager quest]

nothing changes

[hidden path]

fuckin germans

[slim osprey]

True tho

Only decent place in america is Canada

[abstract path]

Ha lp

Jkjk

[broken topaz]

dw u are safe

[devout hull]

Ah, the fingered dog.

[abstract path]

Idm visitors

[reef anchor]

Do you have experience?

[abstract path]

I'll make u tea

Or coffee

Idk

[broken topaz]

tea

[hidden path]

Perhaps I do

[devout hull]

I am readily available.

[broken topaz]

i dont drink coffee

[eager quest]

that was the worst

[abstract path]

Yes

[hidden path]

maybe I don't

[swift scarab]

We got Los Angeles for the funni gta5 reference

[hidden path]

but I'll fistfight any german

[abstract path]

Let's gooo

Me too

xD

[broken topaz]

coffee just makes me sleepy

and it tastes bad

[abstract path]

Coffee doesn't help me

[slim osprey]

Coffee makes me shit

[abstract path]

It tastes bad

[reef anchor]

That's the opposite of what it's supposed to do

[eager quest]

no way you just said coffee tastes bad

are you like 5

[abstract path]

And also makes me sleepy, lmfao

[swift scarab]

I drink vodka to make me sleepy

[abstract path]

How come it is this bad of a coincidence

[broken topaz]

That adhd caffeine experience

[glad carbon]

coffee sucks

put creamer and sugar in that bitch

[reef anchor]

coffee hurts my stomach

[slim osprey]

The fuck kind of coffee you all drink it tastes bad?

[hidden path]

Bros I'm vibing. Really happy with my cooking

[abstract path]

Ohhh yeah you have it too lmao

[eager quest]

yeah it does i dont drink it, but when i did, the taste wasnt bad

[hidden path]

shit is bussin

[slim osprey]

Share

[hidden path]

shesh

[abstract path]

Also

#921156747631157299

[eager quest]

i expect cori to say that black chocolate also tastes bad

watch

[hidden path]

already posted da food in #🥘food

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-gif-18672434

[abstract path]

I kinda forgot

Lel

[broken topaz]

Eh its alright

but i dont tend to like chocolate as a whole

[hidden path]

Milk chocolate

like my women

[broken topaz]

like one piece of chocolate is usually enough

and then after that it tastes kinda meh

[broken topaz]

kill the homo

[slim osprey]

Have you ever considered hanging yourself for halloween decoration?

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-azumanga-awesome-clapping-tomo-gif-22728509

[eager quest]

ok how about alcohol

[broken topaz]

many times

[eager quest]

do you like alcohol

[abstract path]

Me no lik chocolate either that lot

It just

[slim osprey]

I am sorry

[eager quest]

good alcohol, not low quality

[abstract path]

I don't like it slowly

[broken topaz]

eh not really

when i drank alcohol it was usually fruity stuff

[eager quest]

wtf

[broken topaz]

or anything to mask the taste

[slim osprey]

What do you like then?

[hidden path]

ur fruity

[abstract path]

Bro
How come we like the same fucking stuff

[broken topaz]

I also get drunk really quickly and make poor decisions on alcohol

so i stopped drinking entirely

[reef anchor]

how the fuck is tomato juice and vodka good?????????

[broken topaz]

we besties

[abstract path]

Besties

[eager quest]

how is vodka good in the first place

[abstract path]

Let's gooooo

[hidden path]

Vodka is good to get drunk

[reef anchor]

Ask eastern europe

[hidden path]

I do have vodka

[eager quest]

fam im romanian

[broken topaz]

Last time i drank alcohol

was vodka mixed with gfuel

[eager quest]

idk i dont like vodka too much

[abstract path]

What is gfuel

[eager quest]

palinka i can

[devout hull]

mix it with monster to make modka

[broken topaz]

its an energy drink for gamers

[hidden path]

nevermind I got a last bottle of wine

[devout hull]

the ultimate gamer drink

[reef anchor]

how the hell was I supposed to know bruh I don't have a satellite on your house

[hidden path]

we are eating good tonight

[broken topaz]

gamer fuel

[eager quest]

nuclear diabolic cancer 101

[slim osprey]

One time I mixed an energy drink with champagne

[eager quest]

car battery acid

[slim osprey]

It wasn't bad

[hidden path]

I will kill you

[broken topaz]

Gfuel and vodka is good

[abstract path]

What is gfuel-

[broken topaz]

gfuel masks the taste of alcohol completely

[devout hull]

it will fuck you up and allow you to fuck others up

[slim osprey]

Okay

[reef anchor]

The junky mimosa

[slim osprey]

Come get me then

[broken topaz]

Gamer fuel, energy drink in powder form

[abstract path]

Ohhhhhh that!!!

Lmao i forgot that even exists

[devout hull]

I prefer the gamer fart flavor.

[reef anchor]

Guacamole Gamer Fart

[hidden path]

can't unless you're over 100 feet from a school

[broken topaz]

Guacamole gamer fart is good

best flavor

[eager quest]

most people here do but i assumed you wouldnt cuz i havent seen you before

[slim osprey]

I am, don't worry

[eager quest]

(we dont talk about falco cuz hes stupid and forgets about everyone's nationality)

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-roaf2035-gif-22618905

[slim osprey]

I can meet you anywhere too, you'll just have to pay for me

[reef anchor]

@slim osprey give me the recipe for the best Junky Mimosa

[slim osprey]

How the fuck am I supposed to know

[hushed marsh]

woa

[reef anchor]

What champagne and energy drink did you use

[hushed marsh]

la violencia

[slim osprey]

I don't know

I didn't make it

[reef anchor]

ah

[abstract path]

Spigola.

[reef anchor]

Well I'm coining the term

[abstract path]

I have a question

[hidden path]

Violent thoughts

[slim osprey]

And even if I did, it was a couple years back, I wouldn't remember either

[reef anchor]

I will now post it on 4chan

[hushed marsh]

Sure

[abstract path]

What clothes and accessoires do you recommend(for someone my age)?

[hushed marsh]

uh

fuck would I know

[broken topaz]

prison jumper

[abstract path]

Ok well what do you wear? Lmao

[reef anchor]

40s Artillery Gunner

[hidden path]

full body suit, a mask of Mike Myers

[hushed marsh]

Clothes, usually

I dont know

you're not gonna get fashion advice out of me

[abstract path]

:< well i tried

[reef anchor]

Gas Mask, Horse Mask, Sour Cream

[hushed marsh]

But really, Im like

Idk honestly

[hidden path]

Hooo it's spicy

damn

[reef anchor]

whatchu make

[hidden path]

Rougail

[reef anchor]

I see

I saw it

mmmm

[abstract path]

It's fineee

[hidden path]

it's really tasty

just a tad too much spices

[slim osprey]

Look for fashion ideas online

Experiment with what you have

[abstract path]

I am

Lmao

[slim osprey]

Go to clothing stores and just look at what they have

[abstract path]

This is the internet

[devout hull]

meth

[slim osprey]

I thought this was #🎪bruh-fart

[reef anchor]

I'm going to make Mac & Cheese cuz

easy

[devout hull]

meth and cheese?

[reef anchor]

my favorite

(I live in Florida)

[devout hull]

Chemical Percussion on a whole 'nother level

[reef anchor]

(I do not I lied)

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-i-lied-gif-21836345

[hidden path]

now to make a hot choco and lay in bed

[grizzled meadow]

Open brainfart
Crystal wrote stuff
Check bio
Bio changed
🙂
Exit brainfart

[reef anchor]

lay in the choco

[stone blade]

my friend took a picture of her cat

[abstract path]

Still the internet

[hidden path]

Catsmonaut

[hushed marsh]

trapped in bubbles

[reef anchor]

@devout hullMethtic_Spider

[abstract path]

Trapped in my own bubbles

[devout hull]

we need to cook, shutte

[abstract path]

This is me

[abstract path]

Also falco

Perhaps you have fashion advice?

[grizzled meadow]

I literally wear the same stuff everyday

And I mean jeans and music bands shirts

Or Hard Rock Cafè shirts

[plucky void]

fuck around and find out 💀

[abstract path]

Gee

[slim osprey]

Jeans gang 🤝

[devout hull]

Add a leather jacket on top of that and you have the whole look.

[slim osprey]

Jacket + jeans + monotone shirt + all the accessories I own

[hidden path]

I should wear cat ears

[devout hull]

Yes.

[slim osprey]

Do it

[hidden path]

Pretty homo to say yes

[reef anchor]

I'm going to put my head in a microwave

[slim osprey]

Say meow for extra internet points

[abstract path]

Moo

:3

[heady crow]

i literially only wear cargo pants and band shirts

[slim osprey]

I don't think cats say moo, but to each their own

[plucky void]

crystal's cats are built different just like her... him idk

[hidden path]

I wear a sweater that makes me look like a Mark Walbherg knock off

[reef anchor]

I'm building a lego tank

well

most of it

so I can order the parts I need later

[plucky void]

pics or it didn't happen

[reef anchor]

bet

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf

[grizzled meadow]

[hidden path]

I don't wanna get up from bed

[plucky void]

wtf

was that a wheel/tire?

[grizzled meadow]

wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf

[heady crow]

wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh got one tapped irl

[heady crow]

fr 😭

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/lorry-car-crash-accident-gif-13667321

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

[upbeat bobcat]

ouch

[slim osprey]

A

No

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kidnap-ready-to-go-ready-packing-revenge-gif-14345059

[heady crow]

what

[slim osprey]

Idk

[narrow lotus]

holy shit

[slim osprey]

Cat looks goofy

[plucky void]

wtf happened to that cat lmao

[reef anchor]

Shitty chassis

[reef anchor]

blini

[hidden path]

Toby

[reef anchor]

I have instructions to I can build the wheel and know where the tracks should go

[hidden path]

shit

Dobbie

[heady crow]

real

[hidden path]

when you get your ass beat for being a genshin player

[heady crow]

real

[hidden path]

square up

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1040852445712109588/trim.4058AF6D-0C4F-47E4-964D-6515B5F8B048.mov

[heady crow]

real

[hidden path]

Me when I'll never be beautiful

[urban ocean]

LET'S GO!

[slim osprey]

Not with that attitude

[reef anchor]

tf is that song

[slim osprey]

Idk

You want the name?

[reef anchor]

ye

[slim osprey]

Miss you by Oliver Tree

Sped up version from the looks of it

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/BX0lKSa_PTk

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/hoes-gif-25773046

[narrow lotus]

remember.....no russian

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-makarov-gif-23105633

[reef anchor]

oh, cringe

[urban ocean]

You don't like Oliver Tree?

[reef anchor]

no

[urban ocean]

Shame

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/1041046156135890964/ezgif.com-gif-maker_17-1.mp4

[urban ocean]

He's p'good

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/dioramoseggloshara-gif-25426460

[hidden path]

yeah bro I don't wanna look good

[slim osprey]

Les competition for me then

🤝

[hidden path]

Die

[slim osprey]

I can't

[slim osprey]

Made a promise

[hidden path]

Promise some balls

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/paradise-pd-ball-big-ball-energy-gif-19430747

[slim osprey]

What the fuck does that even mean

[hidden path]

Biss and schnitz

You bab

[hidden path]

lmao

i do not breathe that hard

[stone blade]

Bro

my professor bought kitty headphones

[hidden path]

nice

what's his number

[upbeat bobcat]

80 year old inhaling

[reef anchor]

Me

[hidden path]

[reef anchor]

When I have testicular cancer

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow is creatine bad

[upbeat bobcat]

no

tf is creatine

[grizzled meadow]

no
ask

Classic Mayo

[reef anchor]

You inhale it

[grizzled meadow]

Stuff used by muscular men

[hidden path]

It's gonna kill you

[stone blade]

No.

[hidden path]

that or you're gonna shit yourself

[reef anchor]

💕

[upbeat bobcat]

Why do they use it

Are they scared of losing all the fake muskles?

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466640797811343380/1041033381611323392/trim.A1816C22-04BA-4E8D-9475-6CD5D6071D08.mov

[stone blade]

where are the literally me posts man

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-patrick-star-spongebob-meme-literally-me-gif-26412245

[stone blade]

[abstract path]

[hidden path]

Me

( I'm having an episode )

[reef anchor]

aSHBIE

[devout hull]

Which season?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/yt7hqg/the_first_female_bodybuilders_and_strongwomen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf @heady crow

[stone blade]

Me
(all the time)

[broken topaz]

everyone i know playing tf2 still is a girl

[stone blade]

tf2 turns you into a girl

[stone blade]

@heady crow

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njFw1NOAu3s

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493780262530842624/846504545735540837/video0.mp4

[devout hull]

There's also an animation with a shark girl wearing a skimpy swimsuit getting covered in chocolate. Want it?

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/foot-fetishists-meme-bee-movie-gif-16584128

[upbeat bobcat]

No thanks

[devout hull]

suit yoself

[grizzled meadow]

A classic

[eager igloo]

I do

I want

[devout hull]

crawls into ur dms

[glad carbon]

you need something stronger than touching grass

[reef anchor]

sniff sniff

[eager igloo]

MEN STOP CUTTING UR HAIR

[reef anchor]

No

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[devout hull]

i touch meth

[upbeat bobcat]

I have the longest hair around here

[eager igloo]

how long

[upbeat bobcat]

Almost down to my ass

[stone blade]

it goes into his ass

[upbeat bobcat]

Gives me energy

[eager igloo]

damn

[grizzled meadow]

Going bald every fucking moment of my life when I can

[upbeat bobcat]

MAKES ME ALIVE

[pastel quartz]

posting alt right memes
aight

[eager igloo]

like my man Samson

[stone blade]

I'm just posting apustaja memes

[vital summit]

Schizo women exist?

[upbeat bobcat]

Nop

[eager igloo]

ok you win, even mine's shorter

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[eager igloo]

hello

[upbeat bobcat]

I said almost, not exactly on my ass

Maybe we both at the same length

[vital summit]

You can't fool me, glowie

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/andrecabeloverde-egirl-girl-gif-18974925

[eager igloo]

still

[grizzled meadow]

What did he mean by this
Let's hear it from Mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

Fucc, I forgot to buy tobacco today

[vital summit]

Stop smoking

You fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[vital summit]

Live a healthy life

[grizzled meadow]

ReBull is correct

[eager igloo]

strong words for a made up internet person

[upbeat bobcat]

I like smoking wtf

[grizzled meadow]

Now you will tell me what the fuck is a she/esh

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh

[eager igloo]

sheesh

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vital summit]

Bold for someone who lives in my imagination

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

damn

[upbeat bobcat]

What a boomer

[grizzled meadow]

Literally didn't see that coming

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno

[heady crow]

just in time to see falco getting gotted

[grizzled meadow]

You bastard

[grizzled meadow]

Is creatine bad

[heady crow]

no

[grizzled meadow]

You literally ghost my pings

[upbeat bobcat]

no

I said no before

[grizzled meadow]

Shut up you don't know what creatine is

[upbeat bobcat]

You don't trust me

[heady crow]

ah i just alt tabbed into the chat so it cleared pings

[upbeat bobcat]

[grizzled meadow]

You said WTF is creatine shut up

[vital summit]

No you dummy

[lusty sonnet]

welcome to my life fratello

[heady crow]

but no creatine isnt bad. Its naturally appears in meat

[vital summit]

It has no side effects

[grizzled meadow]

ReBull is not correct anymore

Mayo you can smoke

I decided so

[vital summit]

Its literally just muscle powder

[heady crow]

expect getting swole as fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

I can't, I don't have any tobacco

[eager igloo]

Fuck I want a smoke so bad

[vital summit]

Yeee sick cunt

[heady crow]

yyehhheeeee

https://tenor.com/view/yes-zyzz-zyzz-yes-bodybuilder-gif-23904689

[vital summit]

Stop smoking

Live a healthy life

You fuck

[upbeat bobcat]

Why

[eager igloo]

I don't, I quit

[grizzled meadow]

Mayo vape instead of smoking, it's better

[vital summit]

Good

[grizzled meadow]

Source: me

[heady crow]

or use anabolic steroids till your heart stops beating in a sauna in thailand

[upbeat bobcat]

Too expensive

[eager igloo]

But I want one nevertheless

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking true

But still it's better

[eager igloo]

bc I'm drunk as shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Never tried heh

[vital summit]

At that point its better to die ODing on crack from a lady boy's ass

[grizzled meadow]

I've smoked for some years, vape is much better

[upbeat bobcat]

Becoming a choo choooooooooooo

[vital summit]

Stop using drugs

You motherfuckers

Live healthy

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cocaine-drugs-gif-23720718

[vital summit]

Live long

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah I'm not gonna by choice

I want maybe 10-15 more years depending on what happens

[vital summit]

Black lung lookin ass

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm one of the whitest asses around here

[real tinsel]

that'd be me

[grizzled meadow]

Yep

But I also stopped with vape

Now I'm smoke free

[tame hazel]

thats cool, the books or the show? or both?

[vital summit]

How about you smoke some H2O

[rich ingot]

Both i think ? If i recall if a man without skin stuck to a torture device, cool flag

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/3iBLrm8jz54

thank god for sex toys

[upbeat bobcat]

Why you need to use a space between the word and the punctuation mark in French?

[reef anchor]

AYE YO WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

[rich ingot]

Idk, don't speak french

[real tinsel]

wtf man you have the same pfp as my brother

[reef anchor]

I will kill him

[real tinsel]

don't do that

[grizzled meadow]

Come on man

[reef anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423525684799995904/1040375013829783713/A26E286B-4501-491D-BE4C-25DA3F4BF240.gif

[slate crown]

kill him

[real tinsel]

you wanna suck my dick, is that it?

oh i thought you said come on as in let's sex

[upbeat bobcat]

sucky sucky

[real tinsel]

that was a disappointing turn of events

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-he-sold-pump-it-gif-23606817

[real tinsel]

btw falco didn't get this reference

let this history be written

[reef anchor]

Shame they both passed away

[real tinsel]

@slate crown

log this history

[reef anchor]

I have to write about watergate

wish me luck

[grizzled meadow]

I was busy saving your ass

[real tinsel]

didn't get the reference

[lusty sonnet]

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/legalize-nuclear-bombs-gif-26498796

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

nah it's from game of thrones

[slate crown]

haven't watched it, wouldn't know

[real tinsel]

https://youtu.be/j_TYCbemm7s?t=38

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAFfJZhKB8M

wake up babe new Maria video @quartz saffron

ok payday2 is the best game ever now

[heady crow]

how it feels taking creatine fr

[real tinsel]

wish it was me in place of that table

[stone blade]

the other day instead of saying forza horizon

I said horza forizon

[rose ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980265555896467546/1040934847180455996/Dr_livesey.mp4

[real tinsel]

omg ivan

hi btw

[stone blade]

:O

KHATYL!!!!!!!

insane