🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

So the usual . Glad to hear it tho

[plucky void]

GET IT

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/slowmode-gif-21748596

[plucky void]

[devout hull]

WE'RE FREE

[slim osprey]

Hbu tho?

[plucky void]

ilililililililil

[devout hull]

Quick, post impact font memes!

[slate crown]

@plucky void is going to die of old age before he can send his next message

[broken topaz]

Slow mode?

Nooo

[plucky void]

mfs don't know about my lazarus pit

[slim osprey]

Stop talking about slowmode

You'll make Madirex actually put a 1 hour slowmode

[plucky void]

welcome to slow mode
first rule of slow mode: you don't talk about slow mode

second rule of slow mode
you do NOT talk about slowmode

[broken topaz]

I dont even post outside of brainfart

[slim osprey]

Same, is the whole reason I come back to this server

That and to say "skill issue" to newbies

[heady crow]

Clearing my uncles cottages pipes of water fir winter and chilling

[devout hull]

feelsgoodman

[plucky void]

I post in offtopic when it's more serious stuff that I don't want buried under a pile of brainfart bullshit

[broken topaz]

only people with the fattest asses post in brianfart

[slate crown]

let's be honest, mods might hate #🎪bruh-fart but it's light years better than having to deal with #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[rich ingot]

Tbh general is decently chill, but it's nice to talk about something besides stalker

[slim osprey]

Right, winter is coming for you

[rich ingot]

Me

[slim osprey]

Good luck with that

[heady crow]

Enjoying the peak view

[devout hull]

how dare you, this is 100% authentic brahmin shit

[wind forum]

Boil hawaiian punch and hot dog water in a witch's cauldron and call it my Lazarus pit

[broken topaz]

More so pango

but sure you too

[slim osprey]

What if I don't have a fat ass?

[slate crown]

going to be us enjoying it one day

[slim osprey]

Shoe reveal

[rich ingot]

Yay

[broken topaz]

I dunno if pink pill assisted ass counts

🤔

[slim osprey]

Ass is ass

[rich ingot]

Pink pill ?

[slate crown]

here I'll give you some of my ass

it's too much for me anyways

[slim osprey]

Nooo don't sacrifice your ass pango

[red wraith]

[broken topaz]

double caked up

[wind forum]

Do not bring estrogen into brain fart

[red wraith]

Ass sharing

[heady crow]

Ye trash shoes that usually would go to the garbage = good shoes for the forest

[broken topaz]

unless you want to share

🥺

[slim osprey]

Real

All men have that one pair of shoes that we refuse to throw away

[wind forum]

By allah I'll share my wrath

[rich ingot]

Pls gib girlypop pill

[pastel quartz]

fish cooker(?) reveal

[heady crow]

Real

[red wraith]

I'm selling special steroid that increases your ass size by 30cm a day
Sidorovich approved

[plucky void]

peak reddit comedy

[red wraith]

Definitely not a scam DM me for details

[plucky void]

also political

[rich ingot]

Dmdmddm

[slate crown]

those are rookie numbers

typical sidorovich

[slim osprey]

Desperate mf

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-balh-blah-balh-bla-bla-shut-up-bro-gif-25742861

[plucky void]

don't spray window cleaner on me bro

[broken topaz]

Squeaky clean

[rich ingot]

Too late

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-26499993

[slim osprey]

He's just cleaning your screen, be grateful

[rich ingot]

Adding this one to my collection

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[plucky void]

I don't want the brainlets in here start thinking I'm a window and wanting to lick me

[grizzled meadow]

It's SimpleFlips, all good

[rich ingot]

Too bad saved gifs don't show up on mobile 😔

[slate crown]

I'd lick you anyways old man

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860245437395370024/1013358146372251679/boysmell.gif

[broken topaz]

[wind forum]

Alright voices in my head, i have to sleep. Be sure to exist again when the horse tranquilizers wear off

[red wraith]

Politics explained simply

Which old fart do you want to fuck you in the ass?
The one who can no longer
Walk or the one who has short term memory loss
Spoiler: both have massive penises

[grizzled meadow]

That's literally the main reason Discord suck

[slate crown]

you probably taste like how old people smell

[heady crow]

Damn didnt know pango was into dilfs

[broken topaz]

nooo i posted at the wrong moment

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[plucky void]

where's jeff with his priceless insight

[slate crown]

dilfs, milfs, gilfs

[uncut obsidian]

i remember when mods in another server did a 6h slowmode in general for a joke
next thing they knew was that when after 5 minutes they removed it, people who typed when slowmode was on still had to wait 5.55h

[slate crown]

no one is safe

[heady crow]

All the same to yoi

[devout hull]

I think Nuhmussy voiced it at some point.

[slim osprey]

Is there something pango isn't into?

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880521560258142238/1008785144842289202/attachments-3.gif

[broken topaz]

Women

[slate crown]

yes

accurate

[lusty sonnet]

D2

[pastel quartz]

women,,, ugh

[slate crown]

100%

[slim osprey]

Real

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes

**Me in #╓☢stalker-chat **

[slim osprey]

Fuck D2, D1 was better

[rich ingot]

Girls even

[lusty sonnet]

:'(

[slim osprey]

Some women are alright

Women with dicks are okay in my book

[slate crown]

sorry but the rng is even worse than warframe

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/femboys-shut-up-no-angry-kill-gif-20680545

[plucky void]

There was a discord server I was in a few months back that had a 6min slow mode in the offtopic channel

[broken topaz]

[red wraith]

Gae dudes are great
They reduce the competition for women

[rich ingot]

Brainfart catgirls unite

[slim osprey]

Straights should be thankful

[broken topaz]

uwu

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922211223796350996/922264569068535868/gi.gif

[pastel quartz]

doesnt make your chances any better sadly

[slim osprey]

I'm taking away all the competition

[heady crow]

Remember someone saying that they wouldnt suck a guys dick but would suck a womans dick. A True ally fr

[plucky void]

moderator embed fail

[slim osprey]

Embed fail

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830385500887711786/937043907005530152/caption.gif

I know it's embed fail

[broken topaz]

girl dick just hits different

[grizzled meadow]

That won't stop me

[rich ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[slim osprey]

Honestly, it ain't even gay) if the dick is feminine

[plucky void]

the url itself doesn't work for some reason

[rich ingot]

Fr ?

[red wraith]

I get approached by girls pretty often
But goddamn they usually ugly

[plucky void]

Discord being discord, am I right?

[heady crow]

Real

[rich ingot]

Need me some girl dick

[pastel quartz]

aw :c

[broken topaz]

date men

[slim osprey]

Gah damn

[heady crow]

This tbh

[slim osprey]

I get approached by both men and women

[broken topaz]

Perfectly balanced

[slate crown]

instructions unclear, accidentally got tomboy gf

[red wraith]

I ain't gae
And no mount of gae people confessing (someone how more than women)to me isn't gonna change that

[plucky void]

be intentionally ugly
don't get approached by anyone
people leave you alone
enjoy life at your own pace

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-counterattack-epic-epic-embed-wrestling-gif-21836374

[slate crown]

sounds pretty gae ngl

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

I SAW THAT BRUNO

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[eager igloo]

I looked away for 10 minutes what the fuck is this

[broken topaz]

wenis

[red wraith]

😦

[plucky void]

usual brainfart

[slim osprey]

Average brainfart

[slim osprey]

Just go on with your day

[broken topaz]

b-boys

😩

[uncut obsidian]

so?

[slate crown]

so what?

[uncut obsidian]

so so?

[pastel quartz]

im boys 😳

[slate crown]

you talking alot of shit for someone within dick sucking distance

[red wraith]

Boys
How many boys are there?

[heady crow]

Rex in madirex's name stands for KING

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gif-25833251

[slim osprey]

Talking shit is all you need to get your dick sucked by pango?

[pastel quartz]

current me wdym

[slate crown]

i wish bro, i wish

[pastel quartz]

except my hair is better

[heady crow]

Everyone is boys expect for one or two trans women

[uncut obsidian]

W

[plucky void]

he's easy like that

[slate crown]

but im too burly to be a femboy

[pastel quartz]

massive dub ik

[slim osprey]

Boutta start talking shit too

[heady crow]

😳😳

[uncut obsidian]

#femboyfart when

wait

wAIT

[slim osprey]

No

NO

[uncut obsidian]

NO

[heady crow]

Why does every cute guy here live so far away

[slim osprey]

NO NO

[plucky void]

when is brainfart not femboyfart

[uncut obsidian]

NO THAT'S A FETISH

[pastel quartz]

[slate crown]

PHRASING

[pastel quartz]

dooo u want me to prove it?

:3

[broken topaz]

yes

[plucky void]

going along with falco's reaction

[grizzled meadow]

IT'S A TOTAL FABRICATION

[uncut obsidian]

give me 5 milion dolar

and i'll go to your country

[pastel quartz]

i mean i prob shouldnt post my face here

[grizzled meadow]

Not a chance

[plucky void]

KUDARAN

[uncut obsidian]

why not

[slate crown]

I'll have to settle with being a twunk fem-man 😭

[uncut obsidian]

it's #🎪bruh-fart

[uncut obsidian]

feel like home

[red wraith]

The channels name is a lie
Clearly not enough farting

[slim osprey]

I may live far away, but I am worth it

[heady crow]

Id rather go by train to vladivostok myself

[pastel quartz]

cuz there are thousands of ppl here

thats so scarey

[slate crown]

abit hyperbolic

[broken topaz]

There is like 10 people in brainfart

[pastel quartz]

i mean in the server

[slim osprey]

I already showed my face here

[slate crown]

i shared my ass with half of these people

you're good

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/admin-admin-furry-stash-admin-furry-furry-discord-gif-22557705

[slim osprey]

Real

[red wraith]

True it's hard to get away with murder when there are many people

[slim osprey]

Pango's ass is amazing

[heady crow]

I was the first to show my face here

[broken topaz]

i bet all the boys in here are pretty

[lusty sonnet]

numbers dwindling by the day tho

[slim osprey]

Realest mf out here 🤝

[pastel quartz]

alright fine

[slim osprey]

I am

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-5129663

[slim osprey]

Best looking twink in here no doubt

[slate crown]

no no no

[uncut obsidian]

...73, actually

[slate crown]

he is TWUNK

[heady crow]

I can confirm

[broken topaz]

jarvis, search posts by brüno bratwurst

filter by images

[slim osprey]

I am above all

[slate crown]

took you long enough

[slim osprey]

Bruno is cute

Would dom his ass

[slate crown]

Bruno makes my gaydar go haywire

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

😩

[pastel quartz]

I didnt really do my hair but here's your proof

[slim osprey]

Go look for the Bruno pics

They are worth it

[broken topaz]

b a s e d

[slate crown]

omfg it's real

[slim osprey]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gaydar-off-the-charts-gif-10763218

[uncut obsidian]

YOE

[slim osprey]

Went the extra mile and showed the maid outfit

[eager igloo]

Wait two crystal alts in the same time

[slate crown]

the only bad thing I'll say is tidy up ya hair, other than that it's GUD

[devout hull]

its real boife hours now

[heady crow]

MINTYYYY the fit is fire

[uncut obsidian]

EVERYONE

[broken topaz]

been wanting to get myself a maid outfit for the meme

[uncut obsidian]

WE WERE LIED

[red wraith]

Gae segs
😳

[pastel quartz]

The weird like hair band thing made my hair look weird

[slim osprey]

Been telling my gf to get one but she doesn't want to

[slate crown]

at least brush it a couple times, come on

[pastel quartz]

It looks better unbrushed

[slim osprey]

Imagine brushing your hair
-This post was made by me

[heady crow]

gets gf to get a maid outfit only to wear it himself

[red wraith]

That looks better?

[uncut obsidian]

wait no we weren't

[slate crown]

abit too raggedy for my taste but sure

[slim osprey]

Maybe...

[uncut obsidian]

Gf? Ew

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

I mean it looks ok brushed but not much different

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

now that I've seen your face it's going to be hard talking shit to you, dammit

[pastel quartz]

Why

[slim osprey]

It's okay she has a dick

[slate crown]

it's just my nature

[slim osprey]

He's in love now

[pastel quartz]

jealous i see :3

[slate crown]

why wouldn't i be

[heady crow]

Omg you have experience of actual gock

It does exist

[slim osprey]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

DONT SAY GOCK

[slim osprey]

It does exist

[broken topaz]

gock is such a cringe word

[slim osprey]

I see it from time to time

[pastel quartz]

i hate it

[slate crown]

im built like a fuckin brick shit house but i just want to be femboy

[broken topaz]

just say cock

own it

[red wraith]

Is it detachable?

[heady crow]

I hate it too but it makes it funnier

[slim osprey]

Why the sudden hate for gock?

[eager igloo]

What about gick

[slate crown]

yea it does

[broken topaz]

[eager igloo]

Or genis

[broken topaz]

wenis

[heady crow]

Real

[pastel quartz]

i hate the word

[slim osprey]

If bussy is an acceptable term, then so is gock

[rich ingot]

Not too big a fan bust most of my other trans friends say it alot

[eager igloo]

That one's good

[heady crow]

The masculine urge to cut down to cross dress or look like billy herrington

[broken topaz]

yee my trans friends all love to say gock

[pastel quartz]

do both

[slate crown]

I'd go to my gym in a maid outfit if i could

[heady crow]

Real

[slate crown]

maybe one day

[slim osprey]

Become a fit femboy

[rich ingot]

Most of them use 4chan too much

[slim osprey]

Best of both worlds

[pastel quartz]

just be a twunk then you can do both

[broken topaz]

real tttt hours

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/muscular-maid-asian-strong-muscles-gif-15750471

[slim osprey]

Follow the same path I'm taking

[slim osprey]

Become strong while retaining twink look

[rich ingot]

So glad i never used 4chan 🙏

[hidden path]

I used twitter

[pastel quartz]

/cm/ is kinda cool idk

[hidden path]

wasn't much better

[pastel quartz]

from the 4 minutes i have total with 4chan thats all i did on it

[slim osprey]

Twitter is fine-ish depending on what you use it for

[slate crown]

see bruno can be a twunk since he's got perfect skin, meanwhile my ass would just look like a grizzly bear in an Astolfo outfit

[slim osprey]

Shave

[pastel quartz]

u can just shave/wax and youll look fine

[slim osprey]

It's literally that easy

[slate crown]

it'll take HOURS 💀

[heady crow]

Im bout to wax my legs fr

[broken topaz]

Yea it does

be a man

do it

[pastel quartz]

its only like that the first time

[slate crown]

nooooooo

[slim osprey]

The first time only

[pastel quartz]

if you keep it up it gets easier

[slim osprey]

Then it takes 30 mins max

Trust me, I shave

[grizzled meadow]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[rich ingot]

I have a hard time understading what they say sometimes, like they say stuff like "im such a youngshit brickhon"

[broken topaz]

ye same here

i shave from head to toe

takes 30 mins

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[rich ingot]

I got no clue what any of those words mean

[pastel quartz]

what does that mean

[rich ingot]

Idk

[broken topaz]

passoid scum

[slate crown]

you guys don't get it, I've already got a dad bod but im only 20

[heady crow]

I just trim with a oneblade

[broken topaz]

daddy uwu

[rich ingot]

Like thag, what does it mean ?

[slate crown]

pls no

[broken topaz]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

THIEF

[hidden path]

can relate

[rich ingot]

La creatura

[broken topaz]

:3

[pastel quartz]

reminds me of this https://vxtwitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1585619572941389825?s=46&t=wbGoIRNpABYP8VXpwUn0RA

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

Honestly sometimes i wonder why this chat is so queer

[rich ingot]

0w0 @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

I'm so conflicted when it comes to the word daddy

[hidden path]

the masculine urge to look like Popeye

[broken topaz]

Trans women and femboys love guns

[heady crow]

Real

[pastel quartz]

ive got to try my best to win the dame da lympics!

[slim osprey]

What do you want

[grizzled meadow]

@plucky void

[slate crown]

Gragas is literally me
https://youtu.be/JVAFyKXf6Nk

[rich ingot]

Im scared of guns, but also probably gonna need to have one for safety when i move to the us

[broken topaz]

Why would you move to the us

[slim osprey]

Just don't move to the us

[heady crow]

^

[pastel quartz]

nah youll prob be fine (depending on where you move)

[grizzled meadow]

I'm literally called daddy every now and then

[rich ingot]

Im from brazil, if i come out as trans here ill die

[slate crown]

this is why i dropped out of my engineering uni

[slim osprey]

Yeah me too

Which is why I'm conflicted about it

[red wraith]

Don't worry
You can buy one from wallmart
Or Order a happy meal and win a Walther

[broken topaz]

Fair enough tbh

[rich ingot]

Daddy ? Sorry daddy ? Sorry da...

[slim osprey]

People use it in a sexual context so often I can't just be a called a dad

[broken topaz]

Mod daddy

[red wraith]

Why did you choose to spawn in hell?

[slim osprey]

Hold on

[rich ingot]

Good question

[slim osprey]

Let me show you guys an example of what I mean

[eager igloo]

What about mommy

[rich ingot]

Need mommy

[eager igloo]

My gf calls me that sometimes but I hate it, we're only 2 years apart

[slate crown]

i can be both honestly depending on the situation

[slim osprey]

This is the average conversation I have with one of my friends

[heady crow]

Me

[rich ingot]

Sometimes i call one of my friends mommy, they are 3 years younger than me

[broken topaz]

Nya~ Haiii daddy :3 @slim osprey

[rich ingot]

Haha DM ?

[red wraith]

Nah,he ain't you friend
he just wants to fuck you
You're bad at reading signals smh

[slim osprey]

I will fuck you

[broken topaz]

okay

[heady crow]

Ok

[slim osprey]

She*

[slate crown]

everytime i hear "daddy" I think of this
https://youtu.be/u0a5K1dj-IE

[heady crow]

@slim osprey daddy 🥺 <333

[slim osprey]

God fucking damnit

[red wraith]

He she
Same thing
Now bend over

[slim osprey]

Stop it

I'm not your dad

[broken topaz]

M-master?

[rich ingot]

Daddy 0w0

[slim osprey]

If you call me daddy I will genuinely fuck you until you can't walk

[uncut obsidian]

@slim osprey hiiiiiii~~ 😺

[eager igloo]

Several people are typing...

[rich ingot]

Daddy

[broken topaz]

@slim osprey DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY

[heady crow]

Daddy please

[slate crown]

what would we even do it's boring

[uncut obsidian]

Da-

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

Good lord

[broken topaz]

Half the chat wants you

[eager igloo]

You have done this to yourself

[slim osprey]

Alright

[pastel quartz]

a prison of your own design

[slim osprey]

I'm no longer a microcelebrity

[slate crown]

fuck it I'll join too

[slim osprey]

I'm a macrocelebrity now

[slate crown]

@slim osprey become "Daddy of Brainfart"

[slim osprey]

Everybody want me

[heady crow]

I bet it must be unberarable to be as sexy and wanted on irl as on discord @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

It gets tiring I'm not gonna lie

[uncut obsidian]

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

Bro

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

It's tiring having to reject people

[pastel quartz]

tell me abt it

[eager igloo]

#🎪bruh-fart changed into ancient greece

[slate crown]

always has been

[devout hull]

a welcome development

[slim osprey]

One time had to deal with bitch threatening suicide

[heady crow]

Did it work?

[slate crown]

block immediately

[slim osprey]

No it didn't

[heady crow]

Well onto plan b

[lusty sonnet]

the suicide or the rejection?

[slim osprey]

She took a bunch of pills and sent me a pic

Waited a couple days to see if she was fine

She was

[lusty sonnet]

ah classic

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_n1lr7AxU&list=RD5p_n1lr7AxU&start_radio=1 @heady crow

banger

[slim osprey]

So I just blocked her

[slate crown]

what a cunt

[plucky void]

it do be like that if you live in a backwater region of a backwater country

[slate crown]

good fucking riddance

psycho bitch

[slim osprey]

Real

She was actually fun for a while

[hidden path]

gonna do sport

[uncut obsidian]

#homofart

[hidden path]

wish me luck

[slate crown]

people using suicide as a crutch makes my fuckin blood boil

[pastel quartz]

speaking of music

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/C0RKG7cQL9g

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[lusty sonnet]

what about yeeting out?

[stone blade]

I am literally him

[slate crown]

what?

[slim osprey]

What the fuck the femboy listening to?

[plucky void]

weird shit

[pastel quartz]

idk just came up in my recommended

[slate crown]

as long as YOU don't do it, idc

[slim osprey]

https://youtu.be/m8RC9vst-Rg

[plucky void]

smart

[slim osprey]

Meanwhile I'm unironically listening to this

[heady crow]

Wow so what if i do it?

[lusty sonnet]

challenge accepted

[pastel quartz]

i prefer https://youtu.be/vTTeRhxdxoI

[slate crown]

ah shit here we go again

I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO LEAVE

period

[plucky void]

ares tryna get that attention any way he can

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

mfs really playing with my heart strings on a daily

[slim osprey]

Haha made ya feel

[slate crown]

it's not funny

[lusty sonnet]

frfr

[slate crown]

i have abandonment issues

[slim osprey]

Shit I'm sorry

[lusty sonnet]

no you dont

[slim osprey]

Don't worry, life always gets better

[pastel quartz]

aw :c

[slate crown]

wow you bitch

[slim osprey]

Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

[lusty sonnet]

issa my plan

[slate crown]

it might be easy for you to not care, but I'll remember it till the day i die

[lusty sonnet]

man, you'll forget me in like 2 weeks ez

[rich ingot]

Damn, this channel always makes the cruelty squad discord look straight

[slate crown]

i remember all of my homies, no matter what

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

you might be used to people who don't care, but i do

[slim osprey]

What the fuck is a cruelty squad

[red wraith]

Dam right
I wish I was rich

[lusty sonnet]

used to bruno so yea

[pastel quartz]

do you actually not know

[rich ingot]

Cool video game

[red wraith]

Gae porn

[slim osprey]

Fuck

[red wraith]

Lots of bdsm

[pastel quartz]

its like the lsd simulation game but its deus ex

[slate crown]

that's abit on the nose dont you think

[rich ingot]

I swear the cruelty squad discord is 90% trans people

[slim osprey]

Gay) sex is fun

[red wraith]

What is sex?

[slate crown]

it's when pp go in vagene

[slim osprey]

Not always

[slate crown]

or pp go in butt

[slim osprey]

There are other places it can go in

[red wraith]

Nose?

[slim osprey]

No

[rich ingot]

Or pp rubs in other pp

[slim osprey]

Unless your dick is small enough to fit

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027948853074329670/1038481016534335568/3SnTxuRrisAQppsA.mp4

[slim osprey]

When the dicks kiss

[slate crown]

touching tips

[pastel quartz]

dont remind me abt docking please

[rich ingot]

Was thinking more about frotting but that works too

[slim osprey]

What is docking

[red wraith]

Why i thought you were gae

[slim osprey]

Ahh, yeah that's valid too

[rich ingot]

When dicks kiss

[slate crown]

pp go in other pp skin

[slim osprey]

A

[slate crown]

hence the name

[slim osprey]

Cool

I'm not gonna kink shame

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

What if you dont have foreskin?

[rich ingot]

L

[slim osprey]

L

Imagine not having your foreskin

[broken topaz]

[rich ingot]

Just buy one

[slim osprey]

HAHA THEY CHOPPED YOUR DICK

[slate crown]

it has it's benefits bro

[pastel quartz]

give it back

[slim osprey]

Like?

[broken topaz]

Listen, i had it for a while

[slim osprey]

Genuine question

[pastel quartz]

no pp cheese

[slim osprey]

Wash it

[broken topaz]

just clean bro

there are no benefits

[slim osprey]

Wash your fucking dick

[lusty sonnet]

nah

[rich ingot]

Or you could just wash it ?

[broken topaz]

Give me back my foreskin

[slate crown]

other than religous reasons, it helps keeping it clean and healthy, also makes you last longer in bed due to decreased sensitivity

[broken topaz]

or a blahaj dies

[broken topaz]

Not true

From personal experience

[slim osprey]

Imagine needing to chop your dick to last longer

Just don't cum 4head

[slate crown]

i didn't say mine got chopped off

most asians don't chop

[rich ingot]

Thankfully my meds already make it take way too long to cum anyways

[slim osprey]

True

[red wraith]

Who wanna become a eunuch?

[slim osprey]

Estrogen?

[rich ingot]

Nah antidepresants

[slim osprey]

A

[broken topaz]

but andro blockers and estrogen also makes it harder

[slate crown]

I've endured too many edging sessions I'm basically a god now

[slim osprey]

What is andro?

[pastel quartz]

i just take so long cuz i need 2 hands :C

[broken topaz]

testosterone blockers

[slim osprey]

Ah

[broken topaz]

hahaha i have 2 hands

what a coincidence

[rich ingot]

Androgen assault

[pastel quartz]

coincidence indeed

[rich ingot]

What if you needed 4 hands haha ?

[pastel quartz]

haha maybe

[broken topaz]

I do have small hands so we might need extra

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

WE who is we??

[rich ingot]

😇

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

They really be out here flirting with the femboy

Good for them

[broken topaz]

Only jokingly of course

[slate crown]

macro celebrity when no longer macro

[slim osprey]

Yeah keep telling that to yourself

[broken topaz]

i have a femboy at home

[slim osprey]

Way too many times I've seen "it's just a joke"

[slate crown]

don't worry cropol, I'll suck ya dick and make you dinner afterwards

[slim osprey]

I'm not mad they flirting with the femboy

My status as a macrocelebrity can't be revoked

[pastel quartz]

jealous ppl want me smh

imagine

[hidden path]

I'm just here stretching my ring

[slim osprey]

I'll take the suck anyways tho

[slate crown]

sick

[pastel quartz]

[slate crown]

then we'll cuddle on the couch afterwards watching a movie

[hidden path]

[slim osprey]

Call it a date then

[rich ingot]

It's a joke, unlesa you're into it then im serious

Haha jk

Unless ?

[pastel quartz]

haha jk unless

[slim osprey]

Desperate behavior 🫵

[slate crown]

i mean that's basically what i do everyday so its like second nature to me

[pastel quartz]

@rich ingot u never answered my question

[rich ingot]

What question ?

[slim osprey]

Real

[pastel quartz]

i need to know the lore

[uncut obsidian]

Why not

[pastel quartz]

i dmed u it

[uncut obsidian]

.

[slim osprey]

?

What do you mean Madi?

[uncut obsidian]

Why not have a mod where you can pull on a little girls cheeks in skyrim

[slim osprey]

Idk

[uncut obsidian]

Wait I wonder

[slim osprey]

The joke is the comment tho

[hidden path]

The two choices

pinch their cheeks

kill them

[slim osprey]

Kill them

Kill children

[uncut obsidian]

THERE'S 55k MODS FOR SKYRIM

[slim osprey]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

The person who installs every single one gets a cookie from me

Go

[uncut obsidian]

Now

[hidden path]

I made all of them

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

Found the gock

[slim osprey]

No

But

[pastel quartz]

DONT HURT HIM

[heady crow]

NOOOOOOOO

[uncut obsidian]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[slim osprey]

NOO

YOU MONSTER

[slate crown]

damn bro you sleep like that

[slim osprey]

You deserve nothing

[broken topaz]

Whatchu mean

[slim osprey]

Go do your bed

[broken topaz]

Never

[slate crown]

at least tidy ya bed up abit

[rich ingot]

Blahaj nooo

[slim osprey]

Funny how the world works

First they call me daddy, then they refuse to do their bed

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Which one is it my queer friend? Am I your dad yes or no?

[broken topaz]

Why would i make the bed

[slate crown]

this is why i don't even tell my gf to do hers, I'll do it myself

[broken topaz]

if im just gonna unmake it later

[grizzled meadow]

Why would you wipe your ass if you're going to shit later?

[rich ingot]

Not realistic, didn't even say im a dissapointment

[hidden path]

currently killing a tadpole by doing fitness

[broken topaz]

THATS DIFFERENT

[pastel quartz]

thought provoking

[slim osprey]

Why shower if you get dirty? Why wipe your ass if you shit later? Why live if you die?

[broken topaz]

im not expecting bed company tonight

and my bed is clean

[red wraith]

Why would you eat food
If you're going to shit it out anyway

[broken topaz]

i just put the sheets on last night

[slate crown]

i don't wipe, bidet gang rise up

[slim osprey]

Just like any dad would, I think it, but don't say it

I will never speak my mind to my kids

[slate crown]

they're just kids

just be supportive and encouraging

[slim osprey]

They wouldn't understand my sigma mindset

[red wraith]

Don't forget the belt

[slate crown]

or that

[slim osprey]

Oh no they ain't getting a belt

I'm just straight up punching them

[red wraith]

You ain't a dad if never use the belt

Punch the fuck are you a beta male?

[slate crown]

it's a joke you authoritarian numb skull

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

as long as its just a slap

and not a full on punch

its okay

[slim osprey]

Do you read?

[red wraith]

Ah,so you will use the belt too

[broken topaz]

No

[slim osprey]

I said I'm punching them

[broken topaz]

i cant read

[red wraith]

And not only punch nice

[slim osprey]

Okay come to vc I'll speak to you

[slate crown]

only as a last resort

[broken topaz]

I cant im in vc already

doing some homework

[red wraith]

Gotta save the best for last
It won't be as scary if used often

[slim osprey]

It's okay I wasn't gonna join a vc anyways

[broken topaz]

sadge

[slim osprey]

Voice reveal will be worth it

[slate crown]

they're just little people who don't understand how the world works yet, I'll just sit them down and explain what they did was wrong, they only get the belt if they proceed to ignore my advice

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

would the voice reveal be worth it hto

[slim osprey]

I am a short, fit twink, of course it'll be worth it

[red wraith]

And then people wonder why kids do drugs
You gotta use the good old
Fixer up,the duster buster
The perfection slap

[slate crown]

what the fuck crystal

[heady crow]

[broken topaz]

mommy

[red wraith]

Your mother stepped on you
I now understand everything

[slim osprey]

"Mommy" this, "Daddy" that, bitch go do your homework you're 17

[abstract path]

Kek

[broken topaz]

homework is really hard tho

[slate crown]

us

[devout hull]

Brings a goddamn tear to my eye.

[slim osprey]

Just like me

I mean

[broken topaz]

plus im not 17

[heady crow]

fix the problem by not doing it

[slim osprey]

Just grow a bigger brain 4head

[abstract path]

You sound like my father

Lol

[slim osprey]

Good lord

I am everyone's dad

[heady crow]

did it once with a friend when we were drunk at my cottage. The usual piss spot is on the pier so theres a possibility of falling off it

[uncut obsidian]

dad please

[slate crown]

lmao

nothing like a drunk piss session with the homies

[heady crow]

thatll be us two when you come over too dw

[slim osprey]

I don't wanna hear it, go do your homework you're failing math class

[slate crown]

bet

we'll cross streams

[heady crow]

bet

[broken topaz]

i misread that

[slim osprey]

That's really queer

[slate crown]

says you

[slim osprey]

Takes one to know one

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

so queer everyone in the chat wants to fuck him

anlaki

[slim osprey]

• not my fault everyone wants me

[broken topaz]

it is your fault

for being so sexy

and hot

hahaha

[heady crow]

ahhaaa

[slim osprey]

I didn't ask for it

[uncut obsidian]

[red wraith]

How does this channel manage to be so queer
Like what is the secret

[slim osprey]

God just made me cute and sexy to compensate for my lack of height

[broken topaz]

estrogen in the water

[slim osprey]

I am the secret

[abstract path]

I have a boyfriend

[red wraith]

I can probably become a top marketer at ubisoft if i figure it out

[broken topaz]

gotta use gae

[slim osprey]

Ye

[slate crown]

because we're homies

get real

[heady crow]

True. Cropol was my bisexual awakening

[slim osprey]

Real?

Wouldn't be the first time

[heady crow]

Not real

[slim osprey]

Ah well

I remember turning a friend from straight to gay)

[red wraith]

Your homies suck your dick?

[heady crow]

Ahahahhahaha. So sexy he changes peoples sexualities

[broken topaz]

all good homies do suck dick

[heady crow]

Platonically ofc

[slim osprey]

I was gonna say some outta place shit

For a sec there I forgot this isn't my server

[red wraith]

I see i see

[heady crow]

Dms?

[slim osprey]

Bet

[pastel quartz]

thats the homie handshake

[glad carbon]

Swordfighting is the homie handshake

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

Real

[pastel quartz]

what swords tho

[broken topaz]

Real

light sabers

obvs

[slim osprey]

No

No no

You are incorrect

The sword is the dick

[broken topaz]

I actually own a larp sword

my bf gave it to me

[hushed marsh]

Omg, you too! 💜

Fuck you too

[slim osprey]

Okay, when?

[heady crow]

I can imagine some french guy saying this with a thick accent

[pastel quartz]

but....what kind...

[heady crow]

When i aquire the 600 euros for a ticket

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

I can do thick French Canadian

[slim osprey]

It'll be worth it

[heady crow]

Real

[slim osprey]

Real

[hushed marsh]

I think I have an ingrown nail on my finger again, so this is rad

[pastel quartz]

those suck :c

[slate crown]

unlucky

[hushed marsh]

I hope my entire finger turns purple like it did last time, that was dope

[pastel quartz]

i had one on my toe a few years back

fucking suuucked for so long

[slate crown]

that's why i wear sandals

[hushed marsh]

The last ingrown nail I had, I ripped it out of my thumb with my teeth

[slate crown]

modern shoes are just too fucked

[hushed marsh]

Idk why

I was just kinda tired of it

And a bit of it stuck out

[slate crown]

use clippers next time pls

[hushed marsh]

Nah

[slate crown]

ok

[heady crow]

Same

[slate crown]

i only suggested that because it's the most sanitary way but I'd probably use my mouth too

[hushed marsh]

It was extremely painful dont get me wrong but

Then it was gone and the pain went away

so worth

[hushed marsh]

Can I comb your hair bruno

[pastel quartz]

THATS HWAT IM SAYIN

[glad carbon]

Nah homie thinking about capitalist future cities with ads on every corner

[slate crown]

which is why i love brushing my gfs hair

[hushed marsh]

If I see drone ads in the sky Im becoming an eco terrorist

[heady crow]

Omg yes!

[heady crow]

Real

Didnt they already do it in vegas or something

[hushed marsh]

Yeah but Vegas is Vegas

Its already a sensory overload

[slim osprey]

Come here

[pastel quartz]

" we live in a dystopia but not the cool eating noodles in a trenchcoat in the rain kind "

[glad carbon]

Yeah

[slim osprey]

Holding and playing with someone's hair is the best feeling in the world

[hushed marsh]

nothing it stopping you from illegally living in some cool like hacker hideout underground

it'll be hard to set up

[slate crown]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

[hushed marsh]

but thats pretty cyberpunk

[glad carbon]

Only the cost

[slim osprey]

Glad we can agree on so many things

[hushed marsh]

Petty crime pays for the money making crimes

[slim osprey]

We should bang or something

[broken topaz]

Aaaa my lightsaber doesnt work anymore

upset

[slate crown]

bet

[heady crow]

Leaving me out

[hushed marsh]

I usually go with

To hell with it

[slim osprey]

You can join too

I got enough for two

[hushed marsh]

thats a good one to use before bad decisions

[slate crown]

Wooooo threesome

[hushed marsh]

Or I mean Id be lying to if it wasnt just

Ah, tabarnak

sometimes too

[slate crown]

mfs will turn me into a spit roast

[heady crow]

And pango can deal with more than one

[abstract path]

Why is brainfart so active now

Make it stop

[hushed marsh]

It always is

shut the hell up

[abstract path]

Dead chat

[slim osprey]

Shut up

The whole squad is here

[broken topaz]

Its not active, we're just in your head

[abstract path]

Huh

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385949494040068096/1040815007207784488/shut_the_fuck_up.mp4

[abstract path]

Hello queer people in my head

[broken topaz]

haaai

[slim osprey]

Hello

[heady crow]

Heyy

[slate crown]

sup

[slim osprey]

Did you do your homework?

[hushed marsh]

I didnt do mine

shit

[heady crow]

Did you drink enough water?

[slim osprey]

Go do your homework

[hushed marsh]

i havent done either

[slate crown]

did you get enough dicking?

[abstract path]

If you mean by that writing an application yet,then niope

[abstract path]

...not yet

[slim osprey]

Stay hydrated

And do your homework

Also clean your room

[heady crow]

Only if you force me

[hushed marsh]

My room is clean

I did do that

[heady crow]

Mine isnt

[abstract path]

I actually sid yhat today!

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

Do my homework, and Ill clean your room

I need an excuse to wear the maid outfit

[slim osprey]

What's your homework?

[hushed marsh]

Uh

[slate crown]

wait you don't normally wear a maid outfit when you do chores?

[hushed marsh]

Anatomy Class stuff

[heady crow]

Bet. Whats it about

[slim osprey]

Maid outfit gonna make me act up

Boutta trash my room so you can actually clean it

[heady crow]

Nah. Thigh highs usually

[slate crown]

so that's why she insists on me wearing it

[slate crown]

consoom

C O N S O O M

[slim osprey]

N u t r i e n t s

[hushed marsh]

Sometimes you are just that hungry

[slate crown]

i eat like that sometimes just to make her laugh

[heady crow]

Me

[slim osprey]

Where does all the food I eat go to?

[slim osprey]

Ghost mexican boutta call him Fantasma

[slate crown]

same moon

[slim osprey]

Wait what did she say

[slate crown]

don't worry about it

[slim osprey]

Fuck

I got left out

[broken topaz]

🥺

[hushed marsh]

I was being a cringe lesbo again

[slim osprey]

Bottom 🫵

[hushed marsh]

Its no worry

[slim osprey]

Bottom 🫵

[broken topaz]

yes

[slate crown]

lesbos are awesome what do you mean

[heady crow]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[hushed marsh]

Aw

Now I feel validated

[slim osprey]

I have to deal with my gf being a lesbian

[hushed marsh]

Im a hard coded homo I think, I was into men when I was a man

But my like

Preferences shifted hard

[slate crown]

and my gf has to deal with me being gae, we all have our problems

[heady crow]

I want to get dicked down by you

[broken topaz]

dw the more estrogen i take

the more lesbo i become

[hushed marsh]

yeah

[slim osprey]

That's more like it

[broken topaz]

weird how that works

[hushed marsh]

I think thats what happened to me dude

Especially after I was done, and had the surgery