🎪bruh-fart

[hidden path]

easy

[wind forum]

This ^^

[hidden path]

Gets cats

[indigo marten]

but dogs > cats

[hidden path]

Die

[wind forum]

white woman

[hidden path]

straight up

[deft crescent]

Yes

[hidden path]

perish

[indigo marten]

no u furry

[deft crescent]

Haha fury

[wind forum]

Who would have thought they'd say they like dogs so much

[subtle socket]

game end yourself

[midnight tree]

my dog is a proper cuddle monster

[hidden path]

I accept your dog

looks like a plushie

I would hug it

[deft crescent]

What about mine?

[midnight tree]

very based

[midnight tree]

literally me

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1037007593278804049/this_cat.gif

[hidden path]

acceptable

[deft crescent]

Peta exists, theyll euthanize the dog before it can even attack

[indigo marten]

i make emotes of mine

[indigo marten]

[wind forum]

Lilian have you ever played a stalker title

[hidden path]

good tier dog too

[indigo marten]

yes? i installed gamma with 0 issues

[wind forum]

Nah not a mod

Like the game

[hidden path]

as long as your dog isn't insane, a pit or barks all the time. I consider ok tier

[deft crescent]

Stfu as long its stalker, its stalker

[midnight tree]

people who claim you gotta play the originals before anomaly and gamma are fucking gremlins

[indigo marten]

ya, but it's too old for me personally which is why i got gamma instead

[deft crescent]

Damn purists ruining everything

[wind forum]

Oh nononononono no 💀

[indigo marten]

Metro r my fav games tho so, kinda the same thing

[subtle socket]

tbh you kinda should as it enables you to understand more of the famservice in anomaly

[hidden path]

i wanna replay the base games

just get a good old feeling

[maiden carbon]

Indeed

[indigo marten]

i watched a youtube vid ab the lore tho

[midnight tree]

deepest lore

[indigo marten]

are y'all just old or something

[midnight tree]

oooooo spoopy reactor meltdown

[hidden path]

Old yes

[midnight tree]

old no

[deft crescent]

Wait until they are for sale, then buy yourself the package

[subtle socket]

yeah but the characters and their stories provide more context, like cardan and azot working together etc. you missing out man, just get a graphics mod for em and go play them lmao

[indigo marten]

they were like 80% off 3 weeks ago or sum

[hidden path]

Shadow of Chernobyl is kind of eh, the game in itself is great and all but some stuff is definitely improved in Clear Sky and Call of Prypiat

[indigo marten]

i only got gamma bc im excited about stalker 2

[wind forum]

Clear Sky is jank as hell

[indigo marten]

and wanted to play a lil

[midnight tree]

you don't need to see the fucking "calling azot at 3AM challenge (GONE WRONG)" to understand the lore

just watch a fucking recap

[wind forum]

Just play the game lol

[hidden path]

Clear Sky has some big issues but overall the gameplay feels smoother then SoC

[deft crescent]

And you can repair guns and armor

[subtle socket]

CS also did some things right. the faction wars and influence was a cool system.

[midnight tree]

wow these things you are describing sure sound like very bad gameplay elements
it's such a shame there's no mods or anything that fixes or even combines these games at all

[hidden path]

It's also where it fucked up the most lmao

CS has a cool faction system until is breaks

[wind forum]

CS adds combat animations
Subsequently removes it

[deft crescent]

The faction wars waere kind of janky, I was playing as freedom and i had to wait at dutys base for my team to arrive

[wind forum]

The firefights in CS were excellently protracted

[hidden path]

I hope Stalker 2 is gonna be good

[indigo marten]

i was like 3 when shadow if chernobyl came out

[subtle socket]

2004 child spotted

[indigo marten]

y'all OLD old

[hidden path]

I was just 10

I'm midly old

[midnight tree]

mf i am the ripe old age of 20

[hidden path]

older than the average here it seems

[subtle socket]

nah you just a lil shit

[meager maple]

Kaczyński 💀

[subtle socket]

based 97 gang represent

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow i made this

[wind forum]

Im 24

[indigo marten]

quiet bruh you still have numbers in your name

[wind forum]

I didnt play stalker until 15

[hidden path]

My brother in law bought it for me

[subtle socket]

yeah im sentimental about my first runescape char

[hidden path]

really liked it a lot

[wind forum]

You got hello kitty in your banner so I know you got bpd 💀

[deft crescent]

@real tinsel this you?

[hidden path]

the music and athmosphere still holds up rela good

that fuckin menu theme

[indigo marten]

LMAO thats qt

[indigo marten]

ik the furry ain't talking

[subtle socket]

my to go name now is dumb shit like Unforeskin Cumsequences, accompanied by my sans gman profile pic

[wind forum]

She mad

[indigo marten]

ew 😭

i mean i have a gt called slapmyvajayjay

that i play apex on

[subtle socket]

goes hard, feel free to screenshot

[deft crescent]

This conversation is far too civilized

[midnight tree]

ayo where is my honorable mention

[deft crescent]

He forgor 💀

[indigo marten]

Ghost from cod is my babygirl

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-internet-fible-cable-bite-gif-25548818

[hidden path]

My 3D print turned out exactly like I wanted, lesgo

[midnight tree]

are you printing gun parts again?

smh

[hidden path]

Don't tell the cops

I will be arrested

[wind forum]

Show me your shit now now now

[indigo marten]

makes me wna pull up in a washington costume

[meager maple]

👀

[wind forum]

[deft crescent]

Dw we can buy them off

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1038136899539308635/dogeater.gif

the schemer strikes again

[indigo marten]

[midnight tree]

he can't keep getting away with this

[hidden path]

I can't actually print gun parts

[deft crescent]

[hidden path]

I could bur it'd be useless and I would definitely be arrested

[deft crescent]

Excuses, he wants to hide the profit from us

[midnight tree]

borzois are pretty neat dogs tbh

[hidden path]

Bozongs

[midnight tree]

rip borzo

[midnight tree]

my mans goin ham on them toes

[subtle socket]

just like me fr fr

[hidden path]

Fuck you

i was gonna say that

[midnight tree]

just like me fr fr

[subtle socket]

get your own toes, loser

[wind forum]

Made some food. What ya'll grubbin on??

[midnight tree]

coffee

[hidden path]

I'm gonna make a hot choco

[subtle socket]

yr'ue mome

[midnight tree]

i ate some pecan nuts and a couple of hot dogs about 4 hours ago and i've just been drinking coffee since then

[wind forum]

Enjoy the taste of Newports 😈😈😈

[midnight tree]

more like oldports

[hidden path]

What are you a fucking boat

[subtle socket]

there was once a sale for peanuts in my local store and my fatass bought like 3kg of them and i just ate all of them. the next 3 days were agony as i was badically shitting bloody nut shrapnel as my body refused to disgest it

was worth it thi

[midnight tree]

i am boat made for fucking, yes

[subtle socket]

would do it again

i love peanuts

[midnight tree]

based

[deft crescent]

Mfw I live in a country with conviently vague laws perfect for money laundering but cant make use of it bc too poor:

[midnight tree]

peanuts more like peenus

lmao

[opaque raven]

Don't know where to post it, so to here it goes
https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/ylt5io/lets_get_some_positivity_going/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[subtle socket]

holy fuck

bro shat himself to nirvana and back

[hidden path]

choco milk in my cat cup with my cats

it is the life

[midnight tree]

i'm not gonna sugarcoat it

i love shitting

straight up

[hidden path]

Maybe sugarcoat it

[midnight tree]

the act of just sitting down and taking a shit is fucking divine

[wind forum]

Show me ur kitty

[hidden path]

the lion king

[deft crescent]

Average shitter:

[midnight tree]

why he got whiskers on his forehead

[hidden path]

I love squeezing my cat

[midnight tree]

i'd love squeezing your cat

[deft crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/squish-that-cat-squish-cat-pet-gif-16708169

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI11vqvGStw

[hidden path]

Lot of fur so he's soft so I just squish

[pastel quartz]

squeeze the pussy cat

[wind forum]

People keep joining my spotify at work Im getting nervous

[hidden path]

yell

[wind forum]

I have to start playing weird shit

More weird shit

[midnight tree]

you can tell it's a video game because there are women in it

unrealistic tbh

[deft crescent]

Yea

Wake up

[subtle socket]

heres my nearly 18 year old deaf stinker

[deft crescent]

Women arent real

[hidden path]

good cat

very nice

[subtle socket]

suprisingly smart too, fucker knows how to open doors

[deft crescent]

Women are an invention of the chinese to distract american workers in order to cripple american industry

[subtle socket]

and cupboards

[midnight tree]

facts

[subtle socket]

real

[real tinsel]

omg kitty

kiss his forehead

[deft crescent]

Like cmon, the produce milk? That has to be made up

[real tinsel]

mine know how to open doors too. We have to put a chair after closing the door so they can't open it

[wind forum]

I'm not distracted by women cuz I got my eye on the bag

[midnight tree]

my dog knows i will open a door if she scratches it

[subtle socket]

cats are fucking scary smart for their size. if they had opposable thumbs wed be doomed

[opaque raven]

We have emoji material right here

[hidden path]

Cats are demons

[real tinsel]

raccoons are the upgraded kitties

[hidden path]

Based on muscle mass, they're very strong for their size

[opaque raven]

They are a menace to society

[wind forum]

Varg tweet

[wind forum]

Also Varg tweet

[subtle socket]

we had a raccoon behind our dumpster for like a week

until our husky got his ass sadly

[midnight tree]

saw a guy not too long ago that i though deadass was Varg Vikernes

[opaque raven]

Huskys are also very smart in a way

[midnight tree]

the church torcher

[hidden path]

run

[deft crescent]

You should rip it out, its controlling your every move

[midnight tree]

it really does

[midnight tree]

ook inside

[midnight tree]

🐵

[hidden path]

being called stinky

[midnight tree]

no amount of stinky can stop me

[deft crescent]

Proof that w*men arent real:

[hidden path]

Me when I see a pit

[midnight tree]

eastern european behavior

[hidden path]

There's a reason Fallout 4 supermutant dogs are all based on pitbulls and fucked up dogs like that

[subtle socket]

like i like dogs n all but pits really shouldnt be bred anymore

way too volatile

[hidden path]

breeding them's not allpwed here

[deft crescent]

Yea, plus they arent even fluffy or squishy or cute

[subtle socket]

they can be cute, but like once a week the owner says "yeah mr fluffles is just playing" while the beast gores 3 toddlers at once

[midnight tree]

anybody else got them squeezy grip workout thingys

[wind forum]

She dont bite 🥺

[subtle socket]

balls?

[midnight tree]

yeah

[subtle socket]

only got one

[midnight tree]

y'all better be training that grip strength

[hidden path]

Already have gorilla grip

[midnight tree]

get a gorillaer grip

[hidden path]

yes maam

[deft crescent]

Use gorilla glue for gorilla grip

[hidden path]

Better grip to squeeze better hogs

[wind forum]

Golira 🦍

[midnight tree]

i don't know my many kg the ones i got are rated for

[hidden path]

mine says 40 max

[midnight tree]

used to work as a tinsmiths apprentice and that has made my grip strength fucking insane

[hidden path]

nice

squeeze

[midnight tree]

shearing through metal plates all day by hand will turn you into a gorilla

[subtle socket]

nah we have to selectively breed a hot van baby

[midnight tree]

i think those are called italians

[subtle socket]

italians are a meme

[hidden path]

I like them

even if they take too long to eat

[deft crescent]

[hidden path]

I'm not staying 4 hours at a table eating bro

[deft crescent]

They voted a far-right candidate, here we go again

[deft crescent]

AFD, basically neonazis, still exist in germany

[subtle socket]

god when creating italians

[wary flume]

Sounds like a them problem

[midnight tree]

they made mussolini a woman ffs

i hate woke culture

[upbeat bobcat]

Aren't they french who takes 4 hours only to eat a piece of meat and to drink a glass of wine?

[wary flume]

I’m not Jewish and I’m white so I’m all good if they get voted in

[hidden path]

I take 15 mins top to eat

[narrow lotus]

morning kekfart

[deft crescent]

Wait, if women arent real, then who is it working for?

[midnight tree]

the french

[subtle socket]

isis

[midnight tree]

same thing

[upbeat bobcat]

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[hidden path]

what do you mean smae thing

[midnight tree]

yea

duh

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/beatiful-man-kfc-gif-22879432

[deft crescent]

I live next to Fr*nce, can confirm

[upbeat bobcat]

Swiss?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peeper-speech-bubble-gif-25522030

[narrow lotus]

i live next to Bulagria, Serbia, Hungary and Ukraine

[deft crescent]

Nope, try even scummier

[narrow lotus]

[midnight tree]

i live next to your mom

[upbeat bobcat]

Spain

[hidden path]

Fight me, I dont' even wanna be part of this country

[upbeat bobcat]

Just surrender smh

[deft crescent]

Luxembourg, that tiny shit between germany, France and Belgium. We have low alcohol/tabac/gasoline prices to get bypassing people to spend money

[hidden path]

give me money

[deft crescent]

Don have :/

[hidden path]

Fuck

you're like the one poor luxembourgian

[deft crescent]

@hidden path Fuck you, bc of you i had to learn fr*nch in school

[upbeat bobcat]

:KEKW:

[hidden path]

I had to learn french because they banned my language like 3 generations back

[midnight tree]

literally just don't learn it

smh my head

[deft crescent]

What?

[hidden path]

[deft crescent]

? Me hav stoopit

[hidden path]

Bretagne

[deft crescent]

Ah

Lol

[hidden path]

I want to go back

[deft crescent]

You are like briish but in frnce

[hidden path]

I'm like anthrax but in your mail box

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751201009069719562/1035519427002765323/v09044g40000cdddpfrc77ufctsengjg.mov

[deft crescent]

Heh, we steal your tax money

[hidden path]

you did steal 400 billions

literally no consequences happened

clown country

[hidden path]

[deft crescent]

Built on good ol' corruption and money

[gaunt trout]

#🎪bruh-fart

have 2 sides

[gaunt trout]

.

[hidden path]

Hate me country, simple as

[deft crescent]

At least you have nukes

[midnight tree]

i only hate femboys when they ignore my ironic advances

[hidden path]

Only hate them cause I can't be them

[midnight tree]

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038169516988956773/redditsave.com_scp049_found_footage_-4r3eizjqyfx91.mp4

[midnight tree]

only once have i met a norwegian femboy

[hidden path]

I'm too fat to be one

and also I am simply too manly

[midnight tree]

my torso is the shape of a brick

i could only ever be a fem-man

[gaunt trout]

but manly torso is the triangle shape

technicly

[midnight tree]

listen

i am a compact man

[hidden path]

You're taller than me

bitchass

[midnight tree]

shut up

[gaunt trout]

i mean shoulders are wider then abdomen

[hidden path]

u sure

[gaunt trout]

i may be shorter then you

[hidden path]

[midnight tree]

how would i ever get a dommy mommy if i didn't call myself a compact little man

[deft crescent]

Bricks are used in construction, one of the manliest jobs there are

[hidden path]

the meat cube

[midnight tree]

i have the gift of retard strength

[gaunt trout]

heavy bottom?

remember this is mentally think

[deft crescent]

Monke strengh

[hidden path]

Can't wait for Monkey Monday

[deft crescent]

I hate monday

[gaunt trout]

how tall are you?

[deft crescent]

I think he said 173

[gaunt trout]

when i last time checked i was 173-4 but in my military book i have 172

[deft crescent]

Dayum you in military

[gaunt trout]

damn no

[deft crescent]

Tf

[gaunt trout]

every polish pearson at 18

[wind forum]

172 inches?

[gaunt trout]

have to go military tests

and they gave you military calss

only mans ofc

[deft crescent]

We dont use freedom units

[wind forum]

Sad!

[gaunt trout]

it was kinda sus because only i was asked about having 2 balls

[deft crescent]

What

The

Fuck

Why

[gaunt trout]

doctor

asked me to touch my toes by fingers

[somber warren]

so do you have 2 balls?

[gaunt trout]

she checked my spine

and when i was getting up

[deft crescent]

Send ball pic

[gaunt trout]

she whispers "there are 2 balls?"

literally 1cm face to face

[somber warren]

sounds like a bad porn plot tbh

[deft crescent]

Yeah XD

[gaunt trout]

but i was lucky one

and she didnt wanted me to take off pants

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024782

[deft crescent]

We dont believe that you have 2 balls, send proof

[gaunt trout]

you can be fat fuck and have best military class

[somber warren]

where are the balls lebowski

where are the balls

[gaunt trout]

but also you can be athletic and have flat feets and they will gave you worst class

[midnight tree]

polish military

[deft crescent]

Bruh whats the point then?

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764448774554124298/1037448991773839390/can_i_put_my.mp4

[gaunt trout]

you cant be a soldier with flat feets

[midnight tree]

yeah you can

[gaunt trout]

not in poland

[midnight tree]

i have a friend who is flatfooted

[deft crescent]

Tf just be pilot or smth

[midnight tree]

the most fit guy i know

[gaunt trout]

im talking about civil military grade in cause of war

so they are going as meat shield

[deft crescent]

Makes sense

[somber warren]

i'm pretty sure in that case they will not care about flat feets lol

[gaunt trout]

typical eastern tactic

[somber warren]

nah we do that too

[gaunt trout]

there are classes "better class" faster you go to army

worst class is going to war when everything is fucked up

[deft crescent]

Your population cant starve if theres no population

[gaunt trout]

but in reality this is poland

if war started we already are fucked up

[somber warren]

oh yeah for sure

[deft crescent]

What how

[somber warren]

but at least it will not be like 39

this time we got your back

[gaunt trout]

yea less people will fight

[deft crescent]

Isnt the polish military really well equipped?

[gaunt trout]

dont make me fuckin laugh

[gaunt trout]

we had russian german and american tanks at the same time

imagine train this shit

[somber warren]

i thought you mainly use leo's

[gaunt trout]

but professionally soldiers can be

[deft crescent]

Oh right, remember how germany wants a EU military? Nothing could go wrong here

[gaunt trout]

some that some this but we gave out our russian tanks last time

im not sure all of them but possible

[somber warren]

we just want that bc our military is ass

our politicians fucked our military so hard

[lusty sonnet]

[somber warren]

on our own we are fucked

[deft crescent]

Stfu we share a helicopter with Belgium

[gaunt trout]

polish people be like: study in military doctor school

work at army 10 years

be regular doctor

profit

[somber warren]

bro we have like 10 working helicopters

our red cross has more working ones

[deft crescent]

Fair enough

[gaunt trout]

btw

there was a funny thing what polish people were doing in army

because in the past every male had to make military training

[hidden path]

no conscription here, pog

[gaunt trout]

and then sometimes friends were adding bromine into coffe etc

[somber warren]

we don't have conscription either, but i think it might be a good thing. Our youth is so ass and could use a beating

Fucking Zoomers

[gaunt trout]

whats interesing bromine works in opposite way to viagra

[gaunt trout]

since itd 10-20 years we too but im scared about taking this back

[somber warren]

Me looking at the wikipedia page for bromine: Used for pest control, Tear Gas and Bleach

Ok bro

keep murdering your conscripts xD

polish build different

[gaunt trout]

it is also perfect at making cancers

[deft crescent]

DW amercain have military bases all over europe, they have immunity when they are stationned in such a base, so they wont have to think about the geneva conventions

[gaunt trout]

but you need to say this is funny

imagine you are going at girls with boys in army pass

and you do this

to one of them

[deft crescent]

They launch their drones from there

[gaunt trout]

just a little trolling

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038381153951961088/Mudiya_240p.mp4

[deft crescent]

We just let americans spend all of their money on a military that protects us too, while we pay for healthcare

[somber warren]

like legit: ah kurwa i feel sick
other polish dude haha kurwa i poisoned you haha

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[gaunt trout]

as i know he will not feel sick just cant get boner

but after years

[deft crescent]

Oh no! Gregorz Bschentiztikewish did the funi

[somber warren]

Conrad Zsyschtiwizyze

[gaunt trout]

polish people: funniest shit i have ever seen

[somber warren]

polish names, how do they do it

[deft crescent]

Legit question: how long does it take for polish ppl to learn their language?

[gaunt trout]

condrad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KMaqZ97OBo&ab_channel=Siarampoo

[stone blade]

gm

[gaunt trout]

(translate in comment)

[gaunt trout]

sadly germany first had an opportunity

[somber warren]

its like they have been waiting for that

[deft crescent]

Wait what?

[somber warren]

we did?

[gaunt trout]

german ambasade in kijow

[somber warren]

oh yeah

that was not big in the news

[gaunt trout]

why did you fucked up

[narrow lotus]

cause he didnt was his balls

https://tenor.com/view/wash-your-balls-dwayne-johnson-clean-your-balls-wash-your-testicles-the-rock-gif-24204392

[gaunt trout]

that was kinda big in poland by for one day and in memes

[somber warren]

yeah i learned about that in the memes

didn't hear anything on the news

[gaunt trout]

21century be like

[somber warren]

its just our news are wierd

sometimes they just don't report on shit

[deft crescent]

RTL?

[gaunt trout]

i noticed 1 thing why tf i love sealing song if i was on sea only once

i dont even live close to coast

[eager igloo]

Seals sing?

[somber warren]

wtf there is legit 2 articles on the embassy

2 fucking articles

[gaunt trout]

shanties

[eager igloo]

I know

Which doesn't mean I won't make fun of you

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[gaunt trout]

im wasnt sure what did you mean

ooooooh

nevermind

now i get it

[gaunt trout]

i translated that in way witch we are calling this in poland

[eager igloo]

And now the witches are involved somehow

Smh

[lusty sonnet]

There it is

[gaunt trout]

remind i get muted for meme with funny american soldier in middle east

[somber warren]

poland is legit just like a pitbull waiting to maul babys

[gaunt trout]

how this does work

[deft crescent]

If i get muted, so be it

[gaunt trout]

we will do like between 1 and 2 ww: attack russiand and take over wilno

[eager igloo]

Still salty about Wilno

Are you from Warsaw or sth

[gaunt trout]

last time i was writing i understand this rule etc and i apologise but wasnt fast enugh to press enter

[eager igloo]

Also Wilno is Lithuanian, you meant Kaliningrad?

[gaunt trout]

we just like wilno very much

😊

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @deft crescent 12h no Russian - Ukraine memes

[foggy mantle]

@deft crescent has been muted for 12 hours.

[lusty sonnet]

And there it is

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[gaunt trout]

no

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-hyperx-rgb-hyperx-family-hyperx-gaming-gif-17743649

[fading shuttle]

here i was about to ask if the funny war is finally allowed to be spoken about

sadge

[gaunt trout]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

literally 1984

[somber warren]

fr fr

[narrow lotus]

literally knew the rules and chose to bend them

respekt

[lusty sonnet]

He'll do it again dw

[gaunt trout]

im not sure you know about that but in war with russia back then one general "rebelled" and took over wilno

[narrow lotus]

then he gets banned

💪 🤘

[fading shuttle]

eh, hes been here like 10 days

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209935373646692352/1037983696944377916/285716758_553118386309888_5316194082880731292_n.mp4

[fading shuttle]

not much of a loss

[narrow lotus]

oh man its that guy

hahah time flies

[fading shuttle]

how does he get away with it

[somber warren]

he can't keep getting away with it

[lusty sonnet]

Good

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-stare-sam-hyde-gif-26166704

what going on big guy

you just tripped my wife

[real tinsel]

@narrow lotus can you ban everyone in this channel except for me?

or even better, just mute them without any time limit so their only option is to read my psychobabble rambling

okay you're typing

is that a yes?

i take that as a yes

[real tinsel]

now do a p!mute @everyone

[narrow lotus]

dont even know if it works

[real tinsel]

try it

[narrow lotus]

haha no

[real tinsel]

no balls

[narrow lotus]

no balls

[fading shuttle]

never seen such cowardice in my life

your ancestors look upon you and weep

[somber warren]

do it for the funny

[real tinsel]

ledy's ancestors stole an entire building brick by brick at night while ledy doesn't even have the balls to try p!mute @everyone

it's not even harmful just a little joke

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969665139756392538/1037452348873777183/0f0b590a-2a5a-4859-bf84-f5faa25fd6e9.mp4

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, Iedys ancestors just lifted the building from its foundations and just stole the entire thing

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guys-kissing-2homies-being-homies-mwah-gif-16687510

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038154038459498568/Best_equation_ever.mp4

[narrow lotus]

actually, did u know they actually moved apartment blocks?

like...on train tracks and shit , an entire apartment block

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/mudae-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-24418826

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038116312787992608/IMG_3240.jpg

[gaunt trout]

isnt that poland?

[real tinsel]

that's some next level stealing

[fading shuttle]

truly, thievery on a next level

[real tinsel]

most romanian thing i've ever witnessed

[narrow lotus]

idk but it happened here as well

they moved the apartment blocks a bit further to make a factory or whatever

[real tinsel]

they even went to poland and stole polish buildings

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[narrow lotus]

cause back then, if u didnt have a job , you would be arrested and given a job

[gaunt trout]

i know in poland 1 block gen moved because it looked bad in city plan

[narrow lotus]

even a shit one

[narrow lotus]

yeah it actually happened its insane

nowadays they just blow up the building

[midnight tree]

such a waste

just put the building somewhere else

[gaunt trout]

you will never guess this is ||romania||

poland had just similar thing

[narrow lotus]

most east countries did yeah

its insane tbf

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038166766586708058/twitter_20221104_162600.mp4

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934062419733536768/1036518603899551764/unknown.jpg?width=368&height=676

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813933146885718037/967888497853759498/8D340DE2-D4BE-42A4-89F9-70F9764EBFE1.gif

[ocean pulsar]

i cant

[oblique hearth]

https://youtu.be/q0BO9WaRbuA

[fading shuttle]

another LTG speech added to my collection

[oblique hearth]

Nibba ass fucking twister

[wind forum]

He cant keep getting away with this

The BBC warrior

[spiral hawk]

LTG is based

That vid of him telling his gf to stfu when she was crying about him going to Evo(to lose again) always makes me laugh.

[ocean pulsar]

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038393551228260393/unknown.png

[somber warren]

I like him, he is so nice and does so much for suicide prevention.
Such a good human

[spiral hawk]

https://youtu.be/8MbwdkQLYu4

[somber warren]

hit em with the garlic salt

salt on dick would not be nice tho

[spiral hawk]

Y’all ever spray axe body spray on your dick when you were a kid?

I did once.

And I learned real quick.

[eager igloo]

Did you smear it with toothpaste too?

[spiral hawk]

Never tried that

[wind forum]

I rubbed it with hand sanitizer

[somber warren]

dice fresh chillies and forget, then touch your dick

[eager igloo]

Or dip your balls in hydrochloric acid

[somber warren]

fuck a blender

[wind forum]

Ever dip your balls in gatorade?

[somber warren]

no we don't have that

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-kys-meme-kys-now-you-should-now-you-should-kill-yourseelf-gif-24636784

[flat lava]

This mf got 11 toes

Nvm

[fading shuttle]

good game

[wind forum]

El gatito

[midnight tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPxTMy659wE

[fading shuttle]

fuckin hell almost 2 minutes

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mudae-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-24418826

[pastel quartz]

bobbers where at

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/competitive-shitting-shitting-kitten-competive-shitting-gif-26316760

[wind forum]

[upbeat bobcat]

[oblique hearth]

gaslighting always brings bitches

[oblique hearth]

be disrespectful, violent and spread misinformation

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-dog-beer-gif-25345472

[slate crown]

accidentally did the opposite, now i have a gf smh

[eager igloo]

Confidence first, always

[upbeat bobcat]

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603956626810208266/1038407124428009492/image.png

[elder lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1037969521786486784/redditsave.com_explain-rdexq49ni3z71.mp4

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577971377118904367/823475174997360640/redditsave.com_hissing_bitch-evqs9mu2yeo61.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410434813099769856/822197698572582912/powoland.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803728588121047104/817342776483381258/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735818538555670638/816707373300187176/video0-154.mp4

@oblique hearth

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735818538555670638/816707373300187176/video0-154.mp4

[gaunt trout]

not what i meant but good enugh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761334129768923154/798284262381715456/image2_1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347669693022076928/771091368340357170/video0.mp4

[eager igloo]

Cease

[eager igloo]

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1588714014749904896

ian bremmer (@ianbremmer)

uhoh

Likes

15623

Retweets

2581

Twitter · Nov 5, 2022, 2:05 AM

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/765724587404558376/1032889492983517217/but_he_was.mp4?size=4096

[eager igloo]

Agreed

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-emblem-mods-are-asleep-anankos-fire-emblem-fates-valla-gif-23736745

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwX-KS1816c
TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR
aldo bans everyone
khatyl wants to get his ribcage crushed
and me and Iedy steal cars in romania...

[swift scarab]

Tonight on #🎪bruh-fart
Grok updates the launcher again
More newcomers get banned for racism
And I buy payday 2 for shits and giggles

[stone blade]

grok updates the launcher for the 5th time today*

[swift scarab]

Same difference

[stone blade]

the newcommers part is so true

painfully true

deserved tho

[swift scarab]

Anywho

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-boys-i-will-give-you-my-all-paydaygang-party-time-gif-15861324

Is payday time

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/lstanberg-arbys-payday-guns-virgin-oil-gif-23555254

[eager igloo]

Oh no

Another one lost

At least not war thunder

[swift scarab]

I’m out of fun games to play that are new, might as well

Also war thunder makes me too angry

[eager igloo]

Go build a house

Or die in war

[stone blade]

ok but why is it such a vibe

to drive my hoonicorn in forza and listen to phonk

[slender kayak]

play ace combat instead

[swift scarab]

Expensive

Payday was $10

[slender kayak]

Emulation is free.

4 and 0 are great games.

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-tf2-professionals-have-standards-drive-gif-15105282

[stone blade]

don't play ace combat
play battlefield 4 instead

jet fighting is more fun there

[swift scarab]

Sadly runs poorly on my laptop

[slender kayak]

It was never about jet fighting, it was about fucking BORDERS

[swift scarab]

[slender kayak]

And ok, it was about jet fighting

[stone blade]

it was very much about jet fighting...

lets get real

those things were O fucking P

[stone blade]

you know what that is

[swift scarab]

Proceeds to buzz the ground with an ac130 and put it through maneuvers that shouldn’t be physically possible

[stone blade]

SKILL ISSUEEEEEEEE

💗

[swift scarab]

I’m too mentally fatigued from life as a whole to be upset at that

[slender kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[stone blade]

it was never about upsetting people tho

not my fault people are snowflakes

[swift scarab]

And yet it still does, funny how society works these days

[slender kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/stonehenge-cannon-shots-gif-13413435

[stone blade]

society is on the verge of colapse

the world is in a critical state

[swift scarab]

It’s always on the verge of collapse, what else is new

Also change the subject before someone gets angy

[lusty sonnet]

keep going

[narrow lotus]

Romanian speedrun%

[swift scarab]

Embodiment of the Romanian Drip meme

[narrow lotus]

oh do u guy know we actually have Gigachad irl

[grizzled meadow]

I'm sure @slate crown will love this work of yours

[narrow lotus]

this guy is real

Romanian Final Boss

Gigachad

[swift scarab]

Guy looks like he’s trying way too hard to be Dwayne Johnson

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

he wont steal your car he will steal your whole life

[swift scarab]

And your girlfriend

[narrow lotus]

man this aged poorly

[dreamy hornet]

Mf cosplaying maui

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-memes-maui-dancing-moana-gif-16282128

[slate crown]

it was made during the before times

[swift scarab]

Not really, it became 100% accurate

[slate crown]

aged like curdled cum

[narrow lotus]

yes i am not in it

[stone blade]

Before the Incident

[slate crown]

@narrow lotus not being mentioned in any #🎪bruh-fart memes

there

[stone blade]

same

literally same

the bulgarian and romanian getting expelled

smh

[dreamy hornet]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/7hSJcTaOCbWjo62fOl3wDcCUfICH20ODHFJNIMmHcVc/https/media.tenor.com/SajtOuJknfYAAAPo/cute-cat.mp4

[swift scarab]

My man’s fucking confused

[slate crown]

what calculus does to a mf

[swift scarab]

What math in general does to a mf

[dreamy hornet]

Any of y'all ever hear of the great molasses flood?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

Imagine being trapped in boiling molasses only for it to harden

[heady crow]

the whole channel watches sam onella religiosly

ofc we know about it

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/banzai-sam-o-nella-gif-20537989

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556515431976927242/1018792285523161158/queen-death-is-somewhat-romantic_1-2.mp4

[narrow lotus]

balls

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1038445868929523792/unknown.png

[dreamy hornet]

dabei

[swift scarab]

@slim osprey Found the cursed build I was using all those years ago

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[swift scarab]

It gets worse, read the stats

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[swift scarab]

I was not joking about the ammo usage

[dreamy hornet]

WHO WANTS CAWWFEE?!?

[slim osprey]

You need better armor

You using armorer with a lightweight ballistic vest

Get something heavier

[swift scarab]

Probably just had that on for stealth, I normally wear the heaviest

[slim osprey]

Okay okay good

[swift scarab]

Lemmie build a new loadout that isnt weird first now

[swift scarab]

Also, for vanilla payday I only get a single sniper

[slim osprey]

[swift scarab]

Platypus 70

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[spiral hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/690888671360057394/1038434304725885049/Screenshot_20221105-133513_Reddit.jpg

[swift scarab]

Can’t really modify much rn cause I don’t have any continental coins, but oh well

[slim osprey]

Oh yeah you gonna need those

You can get them easily from leveling up iirc

Crimesprees are the best way to get them tho, but crime spree hard

[hearty roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962996270874648636/1038307404217069639/trim.CB03D052-8825-42E5-82A5-99B3B1CE7337.mp4 Given how quickly this chat slides by

[narrow lotus]

no cause im driving

u wanna get me in jail

[hearty roost]

look, in my section of america, there is a hilarious loophole in the laws that allows me to operate a bicycle while also holding an alcoholic beverage in my hand. I live within biking distance of my place of employment. you get the idea.

as long as its not a road bike lane, i have to put that out there

[queen finch]

that's the flag of NRW

[queen finch]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_North_Rhine-Westphalia

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/291395546781057024/1038211481231163453/yt5s.com-The_Only_California_Gurl_I_know_For_Real.mp4

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038455019407691886/273919845_476227843884914_4836497985112304223_n.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868560618079285368/1037593719035146270/video0-528.mp4

[swift scarab]

I wonder if we have armor that prevents the energy transfer these days

[slate crown]

doubt it

[gaunt trout]

sponge?

[spiral hawk]

based booze cruiser

[spiral hawk]

We need to bring an honor culture back to the west

if your wife cucks you

you should be able to stone her to death

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

If you wife cucks you

Fuck your wife and then the other man

Assert dominance

[narrow lotus]

[spiral hawk]

or just kill them both with a .44 magnum after telling a mentally deranged taxi driver what you are going to do

[oblique hearth]

shit XD why the game allowed that... Im going to get banned 💀

[spiral hawk]

is that GW2?

[oblique hearth]

yeah

[spiral hawk]

damn it has been years since I played it

fun game

is the world pvp stuff around?

[oblique hearth]

still

wvw,pvp,pve

[spiral hawk]

nice

[oblique hearth]

tons of players in WvW

not sure about pvp

[spiral hawk]

damn nice

[oblique hearth]

5 minutes ago I was in a team with 40+ people in one area

game still looks good

[midnight tree]

what is this

MMO nr. 59802

[oblique hearth]

guild wars 2

wow killer

[dreamy hornet]

Wow killer to me is like the word wow as in it kills my wow

[oblique hearth]

I mean... it already killed wow, if they are stealing from GW2

[dreamy hornet]

Ive never played WoW
It kills my wow

[narrow lotus]

glad i didnt get into wow

i remember people losing life points cause of that

fucking failed college and shit

[oblique hearth]

no wonder, their subscription is killing everybodies wallets

[narrow lotus]

ah yeah thats one of the rasons i didnt get into it

[oblique hearth]

same

[narrow lotus]

poor af

[oblique hearth]

GW2 is one time payment

im gonna bust

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/778321512288485407.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[narrow lotus]

[oblique hearth]

u like my dog?

[gaunt trout]

what the dog doin

[cold umbra]

after 8,000 hours of gw2 i can safely say that the game has been butchered by incompetent devs

[oblique hearth]

same goes to WoW

they are constantly killing it

[cold umbra]

the meta is a joke of gw2

i mainly played WvW game mode

[oblique hearth]

I have no idea, just play it for fun

I still havent finished any main story in gw2

[cold umbra]

same lmao

despite how long ive played it

i only did pvp stuff

[narrow lotus]

Monster

[stone blade]

when is monster gonna sponsor me

[narrow lotus]

when u will not be Bulgarian ( impossible )

[stone blade]

NOOOOOO

[oblique hearth]

dancing with the polish cow

[grim radish]

https://youtu.be/oZRtyg-8y1g

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867056549804376074/1038379588444762122/Dwarven_greeting.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1038478297539018752/20221105_125735.jpg

[primal pasture]

?

[oblique hearth]

I have only two

[dreamy hornet]

Got my dog a big comfy jacket cause its cold and wet
He happy

[pastel quartz]

Holy shit fahkumrahm

¿Quieres?

[pastel quartz]

do i smell meat

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-gif-25274207

[narrow lotus]

chorizo

[pastel quartz]

yeah what about it

[slim osprey]

@heady crow

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1038476494206402640/okaay.mp4

[oblique hearth]

damn

[oblique hearth]

literally me

[oblique hearth]

women be like:
You are my best friend

[real tinsel]

@slate crown do you like this work of mine's?

[slate crown]

you're just gonna rub that in my face huh?

[real tinsel]

i have a woman bff wtf

[real tinsel]

i'd like to rub something else on your face

wink

[oblique hearth]

there is no friend relationship with men and women

its fake

[real tinsel]

yes there is

i've had several woman friends

[oblique hearth]

either you have sex with her or not

[real tinsel]

majority of my friends have been women

[real tinsel]

that's a shitty take at it

[oblique hearth]

do they think you are gae?

[real tinsel]

no they perfectly know i'm straight

[oblique hearth]

they definitely know you are gae

[real tinsel]

i talked to my bff about my gf when we were together

[real tinsel]

i prefer my chest being crushed than my balls wtf

you're into some weird stuff pango

[real tinsel]

i thought it was just pegging

[oblique hearth]

you had sexual intercourse with female friend and had a girlfriend at the same time?

wild times ngl

[slate crown]

takes one to know one

[real tinsel]

mine's not that weird

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990131116910465024/1038328778302164992/what_you_gonna_do.mp4

[real tinsel]

mine literally ends up killing me. Yours however leaves you with a completely disabled penis and testicles

[real tinsel]

these are the same women who end up marrying an army guy and using his rank on everything

[oblique hearth]

indestructible force - two karens

[real tinsel]

how can you be smart enough to get to such high ranks but retarded enough to marry a karen

[oblique hearth]

soldiers arent that smart

[real tinsel]

what about high ranking officers

[oblique hearth]

strict rules, easy to follow. worst part is the exams, but if you have excellent memory it wouldnt be a problem

[slate crown]

it's fucked no matter how much you try to rationalize it for yourself

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1038459416632098837/1667658104296.mp4

[real tinsel]

nah it's pretty normal

i don't see anything wrong with it

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/927928715256688680/crazy_cat_bubble.gif

[slate crown]

there now that's appropriate

[real tinsel]

thought you're smart huh peggo boy

[slate crown]

that picture is in fact false

stop spreading misinformation

[indigo marten]

fartbrain

[real tinsel]

any proofs to back your accusations?

[sturdy crystal]

Opened the Gamma disc and took a sec to realize this is not #╓☢stalker-chat

[real tinsel]

where'd you get the disc for gamma

[sturdy crystal]

That is my sign to leave

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1038490682299523102/redditsave.com_ok_guys_i_guess_thats_it-m5tq62rq90n91.mp4

[real tinsel]

something's wrong with your discord

[slate crown]

nah bro you're the one who's seeing things

none of us can see it

[real tinsel]

what am i seeing then

tell me pangolinstirfry#0281

what is it that i'm seeing you can't possibly see

[slate crown]

where the fuck i am

[real tinsel]

how am i supposed to know