#🎪bruh-fart
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yea absolutely
unless it gets really noticeable i don't think you need any professionals
yea i told you im good, i only experience it once in awhile too
the voices might be just random people still awake like if you live in an apartment or something
now i make sure that im properly tired before bed so I'll fall asleep faster
what I do is I fight it for hours on end watching videos or something until like 2 am when I pause the video and stop existing from my pov
nah walls are solid cement, can't hear anything unless someone's yelling
solid cement??
bro is living in a normandy bunker
bro I'm from Asia 
every house is a solid brick house
you won't find any NA paper walls here my friend
here in america we either use 20ft tall several foot thick steel beams and solid concrete with some glass
or wood
dry wall is wood right?
oh then it's some construction magic shit
im looking at dry wood on google im going crazy
yea dry wall is made out of weird science goo
"Drywall is made of gypsum (calcium sulfate dihydrate), paper, and additives such as mica, clay, and resin. Drywall installation generates gypsum and silica dust, which are irritating to the lungs."
💀
fr 
when a tornado hits us, worse thing can happen is a few roof tiles will get blown away
you must got some itty bitty wittle tornados then
when a tornado hits us it's Armageddon
death
ruin
nah we rarely get hit with tornadoes, typhoons are where it's at
and most likely it'll hit the Philippines first before it can reach us which dampened so much of the impact
bro my internet is booboo fart man it breaks down every 48 hours fuck this shit
i love eating fiber optic cables
i was trying to say how in the us a hurricane rips apart cuba and what not like it doesn't even exist
then go to florida do the same
and cause some minor wind and rain damage to 2 other states
for like a week straight
nice 
the east coast gets hurricanes the middle gets tornados and the west is hot as shit and full of losers
with how big america is doesn't surprise me that they get hit with a tornado on a daily basis
by the hour in the right season
it's not 1 single tornado every day it's usually like a dozen every 4 hours in tornado alley
if you don't get a tornado with every storm it's hail and downbursts
bro what did the united states do 💀
and i thought the br'ish had bad weather 💀
and more rain
the whole shebang
don't live in ohklahoma worst mistake of my life
grandad got taken away by a darn twister
wait you guys get earthquakes too right?
oh yea
wtf goin on in america bro 💀
especially in the west
i guess this is the benefit of being a tiny nation, you rarely get hit with anything nature throws at us
california and alaksa
its like once a month they get some big boner earthquake
San Andreas Fault
if that goes we're dead
big boner quake 
the san andreas fault is basically this huge line that if a earthquake were to happen on it all of california turns to rubble
lmao
Good
I will proceed to find a way to trigger it
not really sure
yea we don't have many wide open areas for BIG tornadoes spawn
unlike the US
yea i saw
el reno didn't deserve that
yea we mostly get typhoons
4.2km
rarely get tornadoes
it's horrifying it sucks the air out of ya but it's also kinda mesmerizing
until it gets close then it's just a total nightmare
like bro what did el reno do 
this shit makes Blowouts from stalker look like a preschool 
im looking at it now im pretty sure the skybox for the MISERY blow out was inspired by the el reno tornado
oh definitely 
Idk, sometimes we get sleet.
classic britain making up words again 💀
wtf is sleet
sounds like another drug addicted hit rapper that's gonna make 2 albums and die
ok so the british "bad weather" is "rain with some ice"
they fr making up new words for a minor hail 💀
I mean, we do get hurricanes too.
Our next door neighbour was killed when their chimney crushed them when I was a child
damn that's crazy
"anyways"
And flooding is pretty common
dust devils are interesting weather thing in america too
it's like a tornado but no clouds
Twisty wind
they get big too
i think the worst weather we had recently was yesterday's rain
it rained for over 24 hours and because of our excellent drainage system, everyone was flooded up to their knees
what are you doing
bro they got AI generated jazz now? 💀
yeah man 
skynet is going to be real 
it's to brainwash you into not wiping anymore
brainwash into wiping standing up
fuck that
a worse curse
we bidet gang up in this bitch
you're missing out bro
how does it kno wto go directly onto the poo what if you sit weird itll go all over your thighs and legs
do you have to use a range finder to adjust every time you sit down or something
nah you're thinking about the japanese bidet toilet seats
Normal bidets are just a water hose you set next to your toilet
japanese toilets are strange
fr
i used one at an airport
that shit was magical
literally 
it got a butt warmer and everything
holy shit that's incredible
they got the millennium falcon controls on there
The "shit like you're in the woods with no tp" ones
Byo toilet paper too
Gotta pre measure every shit
💀
idk how much practice it takes
they're pretty wide so you'd have to make an effort to miss the bowl 💀
or fall in
i think that would be the biggest worry
unless you're a clumsy bastard and or drunk, you should be fine
sand storms are a big weather scary meme
"We are suffering the largest water shortage in history"
The French: "I will clean my ass with it."
it the uk it's just a cloud of old people stink breathe and old 90's beetle fumes
gray
once it passes over you hear the disgusting foghorn sound effect
london is just a big disgusting foghorn sound effect
Ngl London's about right
London is a miserable place
haven't been but im sure it's a sad place
they haven't seen the sun in years there is so much smog
Dumpy too fat
A few of my friends came back from holiday and knew they were in London when nobody met their eyes and nobody smiled
Cant balance above the pit
We don't get smog, but we do get grey skies for months
Weather is as interesting as the people
damn i feel sorry i know living in england can be a traumatizing time for all

american weather is just a bad lsd trip of nightmares
i mean i got a dumptruck, that just means more stability 
nightmarenightmarenightmare
I love UK weather
how
ah yes
"lovely weather today, ay lads?"
Londonistan is hell
ohmy bad if you go north to Silmitpurplegoop
you can see blue skies at 4pm on sundays
stupid gray mansion
That's where I live
yes I know bloodborne is a great game
port it to pc PLEASE
elden ring is the best fromsoft game better than bloodborne
Nah I didn't like elden ring
doesn't take place in london
Souls likes don't work as open worlds
idk what the fuck you're talking about it was amazing
Legend of souls, breath of the dark
did you even play it
Yes retard
It's pretty hard
Beat fuckin radahn and got bored
there's more to it than limgrave
And then went back to ds3 for my linear souls like cravings
sounds like a you problem idk how you can find radahn boring
It'd be nice if I could git gud enough to get past Limgrave
I kind of suck at Souls bosses
stay close to most bosses
especially margit don't let him get far away from you
elden ring is the only souls like I actually ever put any time into
tried ds1 and ds3 haven't put more than 10 hours into them
The stone cat kills me
Put hundreds into ds3, elden ring just didn't vibe with me
Yeah Elden Ring sucks
i got all the way to the big skeleton man with the rings and that was it for me
UK sees a sunrise for the first time
had to be caught on news
BBC feels procedurally generated sometimes, ngl
if god don't have a 9 inch bbc i don't wanna even meet him
Low ambitions tbh
This is the moment Heisenberg became Walter White

morning degenerates
morning balls
i love free sha va ca doo
You forgot the blizzard tornadoes
morning you fuck
A guy got drunk
Stole a police car
Went to the neighbouring city
Pretended to be a cop and fined like 7 drivers
Lost all the fine money on slot machines
#romanian
Dam, imagine getting rejected like that
oof
dies from cringe
plant had anti eating mechanism
Vote mayo for new sun.
is it a 9 mm sub machine gun now?
sick

i might need to visit the dementia music again
Al Bowlly sings "Heartaches" with Sid Phillips & His Melodians. This is for the Decca label.
@grizzled meadow
Thankfully you have us ❤️
yis
one of the idiot @ moderators started chaos and now they're trying to fix it. That Falco guy needs to be banned and never be a moderator of even his own bathroom breaks again. Fuck that guy
can't tell wether this is satire or he's being serious 
all 3
Toad, humor
Was depressed and edited this instead of patting the grass.
Unedited: https://youtu.be/3oy5CqMCHhs
Music: https://youtu.be/Q4Jq_ELdniI
Music: https://youtu.be/HR41nFMREBE
LEAVE KERFUŚ ALONE YOU WANKERS
say that to rule34 
Kerfus my beloved
tf2 my beloved
Tick tock
i dont think they will

Al Bowlly sings "Heartaches" with Sid Phillips & His Melodians. This is for the Decca label.
brainf*rt
fyi yesterday at 13:10 that number was 7
fort
hey at least we're my much more well behaved than what you have to deal with in general chat daily 
i live in #🔨поддержка-стандарт-gamma-ru-ua, #🔨base-gamma-support and #1026866080347603065 24/7
also this is the most frequent place for mutes lmao
it's a thankless job
$0/h
yea but mutes happen instantly, they don't drag out in arguments
most likely a numbskull posting something tos
then el gato steps in and puts his dick on the table and mutes the guy
nya cat
literally me
p!
p!
p!cat
p!birb
p!dog
am I the only one that thinks nfs world doesn't get the recognition it deserves
the shit with my tonsils is killing me...

I feel like dying rn fr
If i could i probably wouldn't be here anymore
what an astute observation
I'm spitting facts
I also overheard what i have can apparently go over to the heart idfk
Its a team effort
I have to disagree
-_-
i think theyre a dude for now ? ? ?
Of course
We're all females in heart
nah
Neh
mine is rotten
shouldve placed it in the fridge after i got it
all that reminds me of is this
Me thinking to myself everyday
had to run an errand
Rip
of course the only person left is you💀
Welcome back the suffering known as existence.
oh nvm
I don't really exist so I don't count.
pov you're inside my pants
pov Moto Moto likes you

Always
Even with my tonsils bein annoyin for almost a week
try not to kill @abstract path challenge (impossible)
How's it going, did you visit doc?
Wouldn't that just make powder
I was gonna visit him later when my mom arrives
yea there's going to be nothing but bone dust left once im done with you
I mean meth dust smartass
Was?
you have meth bones?
what is with these white noise memes
What was the method to achieve this?
LSD
I don't know either.
i will kill
All

SSD
Go on
Suckin Sloppy D-
Yoooo-
Donuts
Imagine sloppy donuts
Their not that sloppy but their rad
Like best invention
literally me 
Dude i am a frickin sticc
yea I'd probably kill Crystal if i sat on him
-<- bet?
Idc if i break a bone
Smh
I'd wanna break a bone again just to pass out from the actual pain it can cause
Skill issue
What the fuck pango 
i think the worst injury i suffered was being born
almost severed my left index finger
I almost chopped my thumb anf index finger off with an axe when i was 5 or sumn
Because i'm norwegian
it didn't have any pain either i was like "huh, that's interesting"
then went inside to grab a band aid

Weird, you'd think it'd be more painful.
my actual worst injury is when i burnt the fingers on my right hand by placing them on the stove for like
that's what im sayin
5 mins i think?
how the fuck
i cant feel my right hand
thats how
so you couldn't feel the burn either right?
yes?
I'd still play around with that afterwards tho
i think you got more than just a 3rd degree burn to worry about dawg 💀
hey being born wrong cant exactly be considered an injury
i think that falls into disability
least down bad tik tok user
Good thing i don't use tiktok
Bro🗿
i also burned the thumb on my right hand like 2 years ago, because my hand was resting on a radiator for a 2 hour train ride
SHUT UP
Who even watches tiktok
skin looked weird, felt like jello
I am fortunately free of this despite being a zoomer.
oh yea you guys remember the knife game?
Yes.
yea almost severed my thumb because of it 
face palm
I played it with my friend once
We had alot of cuts
yea but i used a fuckin chefs knife, which is possibly the shapest one in my moms kitchen 
If you guys think that's bad, I have an 8 inch scar.
Pango what the hell was wrong with you back then

i told you
crystal is the type of parasite that enters the mouths of fish and eats their tongues, positioning themselves as a replacement tongue so they can steal food
i was a fucking full blown autistic retard
Real 
A little bit of meth
Fish wiyh meth
killer fish
I wanna see a fish high on meth
from san Diego
Killer fish
you're an artist, just draw it
Ok
This is crystal
same
Imagine having the m9t8vation to draw
Yayy
Why the fuck does that fish have teeth.
British
some fishes have human teeth
yes
Some have their own, too
@normal reef why do you keep replying to me with such cryptid ass gifs, it's starting to scare me
ok
🗿
Did he just fucking die

free bacon

i am an expert cryptozoologist, and i can say with certainty, they do this because they want to fuck you
wow projecting much?


My reaction
holy fuck are they starving
Get some more caloris
They look like me as a kid fr
wanna find out? 
Why do you even care having a penis in your popo hole
Like
It has one purpose
To fart and shit
Cold
@midnight tree
haha, funny shark
Fucking bastard sellout
But he had health problems because he really poured his heart in Filthy Frank...
Still fucking bastard sellout
a
and falco still salty about joji
just a normal day in brainfart
Remember as filthy frank said "i need hentai, it helps me, control my, rape tendencies"
I miss pink guy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING TRUE
I never watched him
Filthy frank would most likely be considered extremely unfunny by now if he kept doing it
OMH
Imagine not knowing how to flirt back
imagine being crystal
soon
'ery noice
Oxys?
Literally 1984
How old are you?
(I also dont know what oxys are other than some form of druge)
Oxycodone
Read my bio imbecalr
Pain medication.
How dare you
Ahhhh
They are an extremely strong and addictive opioid.
Just take paracetamol tf
i knew it
Oh jeeus
Literally responsible for causing the opioid crisis
I'd buy some for a crisis simply
There was an opiod crisis?
Is that why people started taking copium?
Are you a girl? Or do you just have some sugar in your tank fruit cake?
Where did you get that picture of me?
Mentality of a girl
With the tank cake 
Ayo, are you a girl??????????
What does that even mean
Why cant you just be normal
Because it's the internet.
Not whatever this is
Tomorrow
Mind breaking experiance
I had enough #🎪bruh-fart for today
Never enough mdude
Real
@abstract path bio has been added to the collection
New pfp dropped?
Looks like depressed hitler
He used his fame to create that stuff
Still Glimpse of Us sounds like a banger song
saving this
Mike really got Allision on his arms Lmaoooooo
I know, that's not my point anyway
yes yes
One of the best songs I've heard.
I imagine that the Pink guy suit is still in his closet beckoning to him like the Green goblin
When the new Christian and The Hedgehog Boys album dropping
Is It worth it
@grizzled meadow how do i buy and sell armors and weapons
Damn good luck. It’s 2022, you can get as many trains run on you as you want. I support your struggle.
gf made some art and told me to make an edit
@normal reef
@grizzled meadow cagami dio porco
Questi deficenti mi mandano in faq 💀
Hanno ragione

Stavo recuperando i messaggi, i tag sono inutili
I dont speak French
@grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow @grizzled meadow
White man brain sees foiegn language, colonialism neurons activated.
i will now attempt to make conversation with the italians
!vanilla
If you want to be able to buy and sell guns/armors again: #╭📖faq message
Inutile perché sono sempre qui
How do i fix my game falco
My game broke
Now you fix it
And yes we are doing it in brainfart
don't break it. Problem solved
How do I fix my marriage
Gamma looks ugly and bad i need about 100 more mods to make the game playable
And when shit breaks i go cry to falco
just play it on 480×640 resolution like i do, solves EVERYTHING
Literally me
Mf clearly hasnt played og trilogy. Compared to that gamma with a reshade is like real life
fr
Are you okay? Do you need help?
No Wonder your PC crashes when going into a new area in d2
i need a better pc 
understandable, have a great day
nah that was just a poorly optimized level, i can run on the left side of the map no problem, but when i go towards the right side the frames slows down to a crawl
And i generally need a PC

Quite literally Platinum chip
alright, who broke the fucking altar
Me
I did. Too
of course
Sorryi swang my hammer too much
I want the funny hard mode metals.
,_,
Don't know.
Bruno you are one to talk to
am mentally deranged

I just like the look of mine, and it's fitting for how I am (can you guess?)
Youre tired?
Bottom
ey
story of my life
Bottom

Siuuuuu
Me when i bath


OH NO
we've successfully assimilated with the birb man
soon we will conquer the world
"tell me you're down bad without telling me you're down bad"
Meow meow hai brainfart
ew wtf
Hi mintyy ^^

Whats uupp? :3
Nuffin
What'd I do :c
be who you are
Is this entertaining my patience is waining
How about we get a room for this
nah I'm just playing a bit
im not
we know
Yes
I'd rather fuck an ant hill
Fair
Huge l 
why do i have a feeling u are into that
He could be
no comment
JESSIEEE we have to cook @abstract path
💀
too real bruno 💀
The sky
Your so funny cropol :3
tenks
tenks
Tenks
tenks
fellas whom never had a girlfriend never need to fight their demons
mfs out here fighting metaphorical demons im out here actively combating the forces of hell
I'm not fighting demons, they are fighting me
Mfs fighting demons aka bisexuality
What is the gym code for "boy next door"
lmao
Saved, thanks
@grizzled meadow 
forgor to post this yesterday
I'll show you whos the boss of this gym
Noooooo i am too soft to be cooked qwq
The leather club is 2 Blocks that way
;^; nooooooo
->
Send them to Chernobyl. Let the radiation do it for us, and then MAYBE. Just maybe they might be edible.
Who we eating?
Im tender enough to eat as is
come bruno, we wrestle fight like real men
Rip teeth
Leather man
Howz that bio even bad
you want the truth or sugar coated?
Idc
I should put Apache helicopter information in my bio
Justdo it
Crystal Meth is typing...
me
Shut up
💀
kitty :3
Warning very scary
I warned you..
Man I'm dead
Bees
kitty
well it's a bit much, that's all im saying
A bit much info, or?
idk you tell me
,_,
Atleast i tried to get a short intro into my bio idk
Should probably just replaced with a big red flag
just look at my bio as an example, short and elegant
This is where cum is made
hes awesome
i want to know you quickly not read a fuckin novel
a shit one at that
Sorry that i ain't simple
Imagine actually having a bio or some shit
yeah your mental impediments are highly complex
Just say you don't work for the Polish government
cum, we battle

ok that one wasnt needed
its a mystery
sorry
Just take a look at my bio. Everything you need aka my shitty music taste
Many thanks
If anyone understands me then prolly only me
ive heard and seen 10 times worse
hello
you are not scraping the surface
haunted moundddddd
where is the links for gamma and anomaly?
i looked through the server and watched 2 videos and cant find them
Very worth it
imma try this tonight
haha
That looks
Yes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK OOOOOOOOOOFFFF
Me when Bruno
i refuse to pay nitro to able to send files
I beg for nitro
they'll just have to put up with my 144p quality
Sometimes they give it to me
i don't like groveling
I will send feet pics for nitro
I will send cock pics for nitro
dms
check dms
Bet
who tf needs it anyways, this server lets me send files up to 100mbs
i refuse to spend money to discord just for my profile picture to fucking blink
when I had the luxury of nitro for all of one month not having filesize limits was pretty kino
"time to renew my Nitro subscription"
бобер
the poss

He’s real
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA




