🎪bruh-fart

[midnight tree]

i'm cozypilled as fuck rn

[hushed marsh]

I have bad blood circulation, so my legs get really cold all the time

[midnight tree]

have you considered getting really angry so your blood pressure rises?

[hushed marsh]

What do you think Im here for?

[eager quest]

oh bro, when i get angry and wanna punch something/someone

my body temperature

rises by like

500000 degrees

[hushed marsh]

Yeah thats your blood pressure

[eager quest]

nice effect

[midnight tree]

how do i get higher cholestrol

[upbeat bobcat]

My goal was to move to Canada about 10 years ago but then learned about the second language as a French or smn so dream ended

[hushed marsh]

Its your systolic pressure that increases with exercise and whatnot

[midnight tree]

systolic pressure?

[hushed marsh]

you have two blood pressure readings

your systolic, and diastolic pressure

[midnight tree]

ah

that's why they got two of them numbers on those tests

[hushed marsh]

Yes

[narrow briar]

i have only one blood pressure reading, depressive

hello

[upbeat bobcat]

One is low other is high

[eager quest]

i also have tachycardia and hypertension

so when my blood pressure rises i feel like im about to explode

[hushed marsh]

One is the pressure from your heart when it beats

the other is the pressure in your arteries themselves between

[upbeat bobcat]

Welcome to old man club

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/zeruel-evangelion-unit1-evangelion-unit-shinji-ikari-gif-25026812

[midnight tree]

yeah i got some mad body heat issues going on

the moment i start doing anything i just fire up immediately

[upbeat bobcat]

Can be a lot of things

[midnight tree]

i feel a little out of place at the gym when i'm the only fella sweating my balls off

[eager quest]

bro

my resting bpm is like 90-100 70% of the time

[midnight tree]

either i'm very hot or they're not working out that hard

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean it's normal for your body to get upper level when you move or do smn

[eager quest]

and with hypertension it can be like 65-70

then instantly goes up to 100

[upbeat bobcat]

Shitty situation

[eager quest]

and when i get fired up or pissed off i just get a surge of energy and i feel like my heart is going crazy with the beats

and i cant stand still

[upbeat bobcat]

Adrenaline shoots up

[eager quest]

mf classmate stole my sandwich i think wednesday or thursday, and wanted to eat it cuz since romania, theres stealing even between the homies, and he didnt even ask for it

so when i said "give it back" and i saw him run on the hallway

bro

i did 30 meters in 3 seconds

and crashed into him

[urban ocean]

Average 300 pound female otaku

[eager quest]

the surge of energy

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[eager quest]

is that so

[upbeat bobcat]

When are we moving to Bruno's?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-true-metal-gear-rising-gif-24875505

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[grizzled meadow]

Now

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-review-cat-gato-gif-26186725

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1030615204335194223/lxNlcJz4AmZ4bUZ9.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/as-i-expected-loochy-loochytv-just-what-im-expecting-as-i-was-hoping-gif-22057919

[plucky void]

the "aneurysm" meme sound at the end lmao

[cerulean plover]

RIP Robbie Coltraine

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1030630364860923985/IMG_1383.jpg

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

how many teeth did he lose, I wonder

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/delay-cat-gif-21402724

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg

everyone's favorite deep voiced cat

[upbeat bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/lmfaoos/status/1580940490698272768?s=46&t=wnj4I2ia7PWFzBPEqi0ICw

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-ecologist-isaque-strelok-stalker-gif-23474821

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muniz_q2akA

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow i miss him

[slim osprey]

We all miss him

[urban ocean]

What Terminator 2 warned us about

https://twitter.com/DesutroyedMe/status/1579509983448006657?t=hTRahLmVo5rkvZI08WjGLw&s=19

Anime🐑Desutroyed🐑Me (@DesutroyedMe)

?????

Likes

3099

Retweets

387

Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 4:31 PM

[glad carbon]

Mr hands. mp4

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[dim gulch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo_x2Ki2LUk

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWJMNYpRikE

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/6f_Z5OBzY1k

[plucky void]

video unavailable

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/267159333681365012/1030659233101914162/2133CDB3-FD85-4503-98A2-D5C4F42714A6.mov

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506362070737092609/1030666297354236004/you_are_fked-cdcdgqz6wah91-480.mp4

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

this movie looks so bad lmao, green screen even on a dog park

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EhfVAPZsAAw?feature=share

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/Ym47HAXSu7g

[plucky void]

classic mel blanc

[severe linden]

https://youtu.be/Ot1azRQuw6I

@scenic sable

[real tinsel]

send proof

it's cold af here in the mornings so i have to wear my warm hoodie on top of my thin hoodie

i have to take off my warm hoodie after 12 or 1 pm because it gets VERY hot around that time until like 6 and then it goes back to cold again

[stone blade]

GOOD MORNING

GOD DAMN IT !!!!!!

[real tinsel]

ivan

omg

its ivan

[stone blade]

KHATYL!!

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[stone blade]

💗

[real tinsel]

[stone blade]

🫂

[real tinsel]

IVAN

yes hi

[stone blade]

khatyl my homie

hi

how are you today

[real tinsel]

ivan

i am very khaaytil today ivan how are you

[stone blade]

I am good today I am ivan

[real tinsel]

nice

be ivan every day

[stone blade]

I AM BEING IVAN

everyday yes

Just got a comment on my post in stalker server

where I posted the 10 second review of gamma

almost as if gamma is a mod and not a fully fledged out game
almost as if it will have bugs because of all the mods

crayz right

[fading shuttle]

Fish assault in progress

[abstract path]

Morning

[abstract path]

ROCK AND STONE

[abstract path]

We all do

[abstract path]

Luckily not me

Imagine "brain, the rogue-like"

[cerulean plover]

hey handsome stalkers

[abstract path]

Hello most sane monolith soldier

[cerulean plover]

you got 0/2. nice.

[abstract path]

Damn daniel

[eager quest]

me when modding any game and adding over 1.5k mods

my current skyrim has 1846 but its surprisingly superbly stable

[cerulean plover]

1846? thats some post napoleonic modding levels

[abstract path]

I have like atleast 30 mods on fallout 4 cuz xbox sucks

[eager igloo]

I have not enough on new vegas

[abstract path]

Spew begas

[cerulean plover]

i like woman with begas

[eager igloo]

Shush voices

[abstract path]

Is begas even a word?

[cerulean plover]

it is now

[abstract path]

Okay

[cerulean plover]

[abstract path]

Gotta add it

[cerulean plover]

Contrafibularities!

[abstract path]

That sounds like

Two words SMASHED together

[cerulean plover]

I ll do anything to anything! especially with words.

[abstract path]

Your name says it

[cerulean plover]

but that was just a tribute to recently passed legend and one of my most beloved series

my name is another tribute 😇

[abstract path]

Lmao

Banana

So how are yallzers???

[cerulean plover]

Zer gut

now gotta wait a year for more rings of powa 😦

[abstract path]

Which rings of powa

[cerulean plover]

the seriesss

🤓

[abstract path]

Don't know it

[cerulean plover]

thats okay 🙂

[abstract path]

Yes

[cerulean plover]

i dont die easy

[abstract path]

Sorry had the wrong meme there 🗿

"There isn't a cure for cancer"
Mfs don't want that to happen

[cerulean plover]

there is in Cuba

[abstract path]

Was cuba

[cerulean plover]

the place where cigars and rum grow

[abstract path]

Hmmm interesting

[lusty sonnet]

Now that it's all out, i can binge it

[haughty helm]

snork moment

[fading shuttle]

Demon

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1030759563105931314/FB_IMG_1665822583392.jpg

[fading shuttle]

he tried to rob me, i have thrown him out for his repeated attempts at smacking the food out of my hand as i was eating

[abstract path]

Aw

[haughty helm]

what the fuck is that

[abstract path]

B-but food °^°

[dire kite]

What is that food

[haughty helm]

My man eating fingers

[fading shuttle]

apparently its fish

[haughty helm]

Tf you mean "apparently"

[dire kite]

I think you might need to report whoever sold that to you

[fading shuttle]

but its bulgarian fish so it probably is more alike human fingers

nah, shit tastes good, why would i

[haughty helm]

Me when I eat snork hands

[dire kite]

You know what, fair

[fading shuttle]

if i get cancer all of a sudden, then maybe

[haughty helm]

I fear the day that I eat cooked snork hands not produced in the zone

[dire kite]

When the voices start getting louder, it might be because of the fingers

[haughty helm]

You might start hearing The M o n o l i t h

Maybe you too will start being a spinning boy

[fading shuttle]

i dont really know if monolit eat snork hands

[dire kite]

I know I do

[fading shuttle]

but i can hear Dushman in my head

[haughty helm]

Doshman

[fading shuttle]

He wants me to travel to the kindergarten (disguised cordon village) and assassinate a rookie for 4500 rubles

[haughty helm]

bruh

Not worth the 4500 rubles

Not in this economy

[dire kite]

Me when I butcher the entire Rookie Village to take a nap in Cordon while playing as Monolith

[haughty helm]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-the-boys-walking-wood-night-gif-17978835

Me vibin with the zombies

[dire kite]

Travelling in Jupiter at night be like

[fading shuttle]

Duty patrol spots Sin camp in red forest

[dire kite]

See, now about a second after this it becomes a liveleak

[cold iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462036210924257285/1030761344087117824/unprepared.mp4

[haughty helm]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-team-fortress-tf-demoman-gif-21098351

Me when I kill some duty dipshits for the 50th time in flea market

[glad carbon]

monolith fighters when herpeslith fighters walk in

[haughty helm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/898138370222477352/1013446319987245236/IMG_4471.gif

[dire kite]

Holy pixels

[abstract path]

God

[fading shuttle]

oh shit, is that the fuckin astolfo monster meme

[haughty helm]

https://giant.gfycat.com/UntriedGeneralBlackbird.mp4

[haughty helm]

me when monolith send me to kill some random dude

[eager quest]

🤢

unfortunately i am very very

allergic

to any sort of fish

[fading shuttle]

skill issue

[placid sail]

imagine using articles at all lmao

[placid sail]

better call mayo/falco/the rest of this obese server

[stone blade]

Your mom hahahaah

[abstract path]

Ivan

Hi

[cerulean plover]

slitherin meets hufflepuff

[abstract path]

Imagine a song with that radiation sound

[cerulean plover]

or mcdonalds targaryen?

[stone blade]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

mmm mcdonalds

[placid sail]

also I hate to say it but you were right bitter old man @plucky void

watched some darktide recently and my whole impression fits in a gif

https://tenor.com/view/the-interview-james-franco-david-skylark-same-but-different-but-still-same-gif-4956158

[lusty sonnet]

i'll wait for my Bruno review of darktide

[placid sail]

maybe it's just me getting burned out on left 4 dead alikes

[proven crown]

Horde shooters are best when top down IMO

[fading shuttle]

i played 8 hours from the closed beta

my opinion is i like vermintide 2 better

[heady crow]

Ive gotten everything out of vt2 that i wanted expect for running cw on cata so darktide is a breath of fresh air

Played like 7 hours in a row till 5am with some finnish dude met in a vt2 legend quickplay lobby a year ago

Good shit

[slate crown]

nothing better than playing games with the homies

[heady crow]

Yaya and glad to have someone sane be a good psyker while i deal with specials close up and hordes

God i cant wait for the full release and to get into the endgame loop of grinding and optimising

Without any 10k word guides even. Completely fresh

[slate crown]

can't wait to do this with bruno

[lusty sonnet]

the D2 era is over :'(

[slate crown]

bruh I've been waiting for your ass to hop on these past few days 💀

[lusty sonnet]

been busy quitting my current job ok

[slate crown]

you're lucky im not into guilt tripping people

[lusty sonnet]

you can

[slate crown]

unlike you

[lusty sonnet]

but it won't work on me

[slate crown]

see?

[lusty sonnet]

playing D2 rn, where are you?

ehhh?

[slate crown]

orbit

taking a smol break

[lusty sonnet]

not even online

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

Zazaaaaaaaaa

[lusty sonnet]

you little shit

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/326548755241500672/1030671734036238427/VID_20221013_233238_818.mp4

[slate crown]

foiled again

[lusty sonnet]

starting to think it's you that doesn't want to play smhsmh

[slate crown]

oh really now

you forgot to say jk

[lusty sonnet]

did i?

[slate crown]

breaking contracts smhsmh

[lusty sonnet]

nah jkjk

[heady crow]

Dw the guy i played with has 1.4k hours on d2 and divinity

[slate crown]

gah damn

[heady crow]

We get into raids

[lusty sonnet]

okay

raiding time

endgame content time

still need 3 others tho

Pango, me, div guy and who else?

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

Mfer im here forging important connections regarding our future and yall are just fucking with me

[lusty sonnet]

jkjkly

[heady crow]

Then again he did talk about me joining his clan so ill see whats up when i play more dt with him

[lusty sonnet]

ayo clan time

[stone blade]

????????????????????

[slate crown]

how is that a surprise ivan

[slate crown]

fr

[grizzled meadow]

STICK TO THE PROGRAM

[grizzled meadow]

[lusty sonnet]

Rip andrew

[abstract path]

A

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

didn't he like bully you at every possible opportunity?

[abstract path]

I don't care

I miss it

We all fucking miss him

He was the funniest member of brainfart you can say

He made this chat even more active then #╓☢stalker-chat

Ffs

[upbeat bobcat]

ok simp

[abstract path]

What how why

[narrow lotus]

debatable but im used to trash opinions its ok

a wait we were talking about gtanil

ye he was one of the funniest imma agree on that

[abstract path]

you're adoptet
"Mrrrauuuu.."

[narrow lotus]

this is why i dont rly like cats

annoying cunts

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-the-office-old-man-michael-scott-gif-15530652

[narrow lotus]

p!

[upbeat bobcat]

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow, Falco, wake up. Falco, wake up.This is a message from @urban ocean to Falco about 9/11, Falco Wake Up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825250935001055252/1028041973455650927/automemes_1026620473255137340.mp4

[real tinsel]

this is a 2 in 1 for falco because he's homosexual and italian

[narrow lotus]

and a bozo

[grizzled meadow]

♻️

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[narrow lotus]

serj ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

My next profile pic

[fading shuttle]

Stalker gamma when

[lusty sonnet]

I need me that falco face reveal next profile pic

[grizzled meadow]

And this is why I'm offline

People doesn't even know what the fuck Anomaly is

Yet they want to play fucking GAMMA

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not based like Bruno unfortunately

[lusty sonnet]

They all look like crystal alts

[lusty sonnet]

This is why i never go to the other channels unless there's drama and i have popcorn

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal is smarter

[lusty sonnet]

Very bold statement

[heady crow]

Alr new gimmick idea. Switching through nico pfps every day

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-18207824

[lusty sonnet]

Our average interactions in D2

[heady crow]

Ahahahahah real asf

[lusty sonnet]

Meanwhile pango is taking his 7th hit of the zaza that night

[heady crow]

when the time comes ill start taking shots. Then youll really have to start babysitting

[lusty sonnet]

Frfr ong no cap

[midnight tree]

strategic marriage ftw

[heady crow]

marrying for the passive buffs

[midnight tree]

i cast domestic abuse

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1030563049511342120/billy1.gif

@grizzled meadow btw it isnt friday anymore

[abstract path]

Hmmmmm

Can't approve

[lusty sonnet]

I dont need the approval

[abstract path]

Yes

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297749704920399874/1030808471202975835/311867771_154152373750155_8477962145961758765_n.mp4

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

STILL IS

[narrow lotus]

He is delusional

[grizzled meadow]

Me vs Iedy

A quick compilation of "I can't install GAMMA", credits to one dude who turned the old forum into brainfart

And yes I did the "moderator sees video, download and delete the video"

[abstract path]

🗿

♻️

[ember kindle]

AAAAEOIOIAAEEEE AIGEAAIEAOOOIEAAAAAAAAAA

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/berrycrepe-wake-up-peg-gif-21235142

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

p!warn @grizzled meadow animal

[foggy mantle]

You cannot moderate Falcoman#0759 because they have equal or higher permissions.

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

TAKE CONTROL

BRAIN POWER

[narrow lotus]

i mean at least it was 28 seconds or whatever

[grizzled meadow]

LET THE BASE KICK

[narrow lotus]

and not 13 hours like the other guy that posted one of those

[grizzled meadow]

Gif going hard with the song

[grizzled meadow]

I wanted to ping you in it

You did all the work for me

[narrow lotus]

yes , i go out on my own

[grizzled meadow]

Plan executed perfectly

[narrow lotus]

fak u

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/stoned-cat-stoned-cat-funny-huh-gif-19222132

[lusty sonnet]

repost smh falco

3 TB eh?

[heady crow]

[narrow lotus]

i bit my tongue

god fucking damn u all

[midnight tree]

valorant players are just counter strike fans that jack off to overwatch porn

[narrow lotus]

cant argue with that

[lusty sonnet]

facts

[abstract path]

Facts

[narrow lotus]

https://youtu.be/ITo_lj0KnLU?t=267 @stone blade

bruh

massive skill issue im so done

[abstract path]

502 error?

[midnight tree]

502 skill issue

[lusty sonnet]

bad gateway

[stone blade]

undercover shit game

[narrow lotus]

yeah u can see the budget went into those awesome cutscenes

[true heron]

f

[narrow lotus]

i....approve ur name

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you

[midnight tree]

thank you

[grizzled meadow]

[steady trellis]

one way ticket

[stone blade]

me when EA bullies us

[midnight tree]

impossible achievment

[midnight tree]

hi

[heady crow]

boney M?

[steady trellis]

haha

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/985951059577036820/image0-96.gif

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262319460461838336/1030378163521470554/1QdtwgeDJE0ssFq5.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576891677956898878/985466149191970816/EFF95996-8B41-4A6D-A40B-2DDD0E5FDE9A.gif

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768494808079269888/973225558211182652/MemeFeedBot-1.gif

[eager quest]

btw @pastel quartz tell me how ur able to make vids like that

0.1 fps, demonic screeches audio

i can make bad ones but his are even worse

[pastel quartz]

ok

so

[pastel quartz]

vegas pro import, add noise and decompression to video vfx and then make the audio compressed and loud

take that and render it with the most abhorrent bitrate, fps and resolution

take the end result,

convert the video to webm online

compress it online

then convert it to mp4

add it to vegas pro and render it abhorrently AGAIN

[abstract path]

Bob the builder

[pastel quartz]

then maybe use a video online compressor once more

and then you have a finished product

[abstract path]

He's building videos though

I'm feeling a lil silly today

[eager igloo]

God always gives his funniest battles to his silliest clowns

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

oh crystals finally out of hibernation

how was cryo sleep?

[abstract path]

Uhhhh

Cold

🗿

I seen the fucking antarctica dude

Anyways

My bf invitet me to go outside again

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/125676983546937344/965738998750380102/8624387F-925A-4F1A-BABA-57F8F37B4836.gif

[slate crown]

yea my ass would hop back into that cryo sleep pod for 5 more minutes

[pastel quartz]

outside?

why..

theres nothing out there

[midnight tree]

hypothermia is fun

[torn wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-21578105

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-thinking-useless-argument-gif-25611543

[narrow lotus]

maybe balls

[slate crown]

always balls

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958439302369521716/961308984051113994/0F3D35AC-18D2-45A5-AA39-529C7D26CD23.gif

[abstract path]

Dude there is nothing to do but games at home

And chores that i can't even do

[slate crown]

exactly

clean yo nasty ass room boi

[lusty sonnet]

d2d2

[slate crown]

later my bb

[abstract path]

I'll need a whole ass scheduled day for that

It's not that i am slow

[slate crown]

I've got some new toys i want to test out

[real tinsel]

would you happen to have space for a 1.7 meters long and 50 kgs wide specimen in there? I could squeeze myself down to 1.65 and 45 kgs if it's needed

[midnight tree]

i need to schedule an ass day

[lusty sonnet]

ooo boiiii

we can farm NFs again next week

and that halloween event

[slate crown]

yeaup

[slate crown]

good god man how messy is your room to warrant an entire fucking day of cleaning

[heady crow]

why would you want to go outside when all of your stuff is inisde

[slate crown]

i clean my room in like 40 minutes

[pastel quartz]

thats what im saying

i just dont get my room messy

then i never have to clean it

[midnight tree]

i only ever use the bed in my room so everything else remains un-messy

[slate crown]

you like being dirty huh

[midnight tree]

albeit there is a fine layer of dust on everything

[slate crown]

there's always a layer of dust on everything

[midnight tree]

even deez nuts?

[abstract path]

No just
Not the whole day for it

[slate crown]

you're going to be like one of those grandparents who doesn't take off the plastic cover of their couches so they never have to clean it

[abstract path]

Just inbetween

[pastel quartz]

but then you have to clean the plastic cover..

i mean i just dont let my trash pile up i take it out regularly

[slate crown]

CLEAN YO DAMN ROOM BOI 🫱

[pastel quartz]

less work

[mighty ridge]

G-guys... Do I look cute UwU

[slate crown]

they say boys are messy, bro girls are even worse 💀

[midnight tree]

cleaning is like shaving

[pastel quartz]

??

im a boy idk what ur talkin abt

[midnight tree]

if nobody is gonna look at you then you don't really have to do anything

[slate crown]

if i don't clean everyday, I would be knee deep in garbage rn thanks to my messy lovely partner

[midnight tree]

simple solution

divorce

[slate crown]

you do it first

also we're not even married yet

[midnight tree]

i'm already single bro

no cleaning for me

[slate crown]

the rats and cockroaches keep him company

[midnight tree]

even the rodents in my walls have left me

[slate crown]

free food am i right?

gotta get that protein

[slate crown]

if you're so bad that even the rats moved out, you seriously have a hoarding issue

[wide bough]

No I just ate them all

[slate crown]

that's why they moved out of the walls

#🎪bruh-fart has sleeper agents in everyone's houses walls at this point

[pastel quartz]

i ate the drywall

the demonic screeches have stopped

[slate crown]

try moving East and eat some concrete walls instead

[pastel quartz]

where is east

[slate crown]

look to your right

[pastel quartz]

oh fuck

more drywall

brb

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

I managed to get into the playtest and gave it a whirl
played Ogryn
melee combat system is identical to vermintide
gunplay is better (but I couldn't tell by how much - Ogryn starts with a single shot large-caliber shotgun just like Kruber's blunderbuss)
Enemies are almost exact carbon copies of vt2 enemies
the only different special I found was a sniper

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1030836844818083930/unknown-365.png

[plucky void]

tox flamer = skaven warpfire thrower
grenadier = globadier
gunner = ratling gunner
shotgunner = ratling gunner v0.5
hound = gutter runner

there was a special very similar to L4D2's charger

[swift scarab]

Every time I hear anything about a 40k related game I’m either entirely confused at what’s the storyline, if any, or just convinced it’s nothing but excessively expensive

[plucky void]

it's a reskin. A 'total conversion mod' being sold for 40 bucks.

[swift scarab]

Ah, so I’m right

[plucky void]

I mean

if people expect more of the same, it's great

but the more I play, the less interested I am in buying it at release

I stopped playing vt2 a long time before chaos wastes

I think I just played one game after winds of magic was released, with the beastmen

[fading shuttle]

felt worse than vermintide personally

enemies just blend into the surrounding area

[swift scarab]

Only 40k games that remotely made sense to me were the old Space Marine games

[fading shuttle]

and in the early game my allies blended into the bloody enemies

[plucky void]

space marine 2
now THAT is something I'm hyped for

[plucky void]

I'd say that is a smart thing

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marines-gif-12025582

[fading shuttle]

i dont, the difficulty shouldnt be seeing the enemies, it should be dealing with them

[swift scarab]

Hehe stelf

[plucky void]

if you wanna ambush someone you wanna be as least visible as possible

[fading shuttle]

also some of the specials resemble eachother too much, sorta hard to differentiate them

[plucky void]

also I loved how the ogryn's 'grenade' is just throwing the entire fuckin grenade box at an enemy

fingers too big to pull the pin

just throw the entire thing

unfortunately though, it doesn't explode

[fading shuttle]

also why tf does the veteran have such annoying weapon sway

[plucky void]

so like the description says, it's a high damage single target attack

[plucky void]

does it really, really matter that much in practice when all you gotta do is shoot them

[fading shuttle]

why does the specifically ranged based class have weapon sway that makes trying to hit enemies at a distance difficult

[plucky void]

also if you spot them (mmb) they get identified properly

[fading shuttle]

yes, id atleast be able to know wtf theyre about to do to me

[plucky void]

uh... damage?

people be tryin to overcomplicate simple things for no reason

the specials with disables are easier to tell apart

the dumber specials who do nothing but damage are less unique-looking

[fading shuttle]

the trapper sure doesnt, in a crowd he blends in

[plucky void]

haven't played him, so I dunno. That sounds bad

[fading shuttle]

when he should stand out do to how dangerous he is

[steady trellis]

thats the job of the marksman

hit F, mark the sepcials

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-no-no-40k-gif-24271093

[steady trellis]

so they divided your roles between melee and ranged

[fading shuttle]

And when you get shot you also recoil, while enemies shoot from a distance and hit 3 shots constantly, i cant fuckin hit them cus im A: dealing with annoying weapon sway and B: getting recoiled from getting shot at

atleast the marksman role shouldnt have had weapon sway

[steady trellis]

i havent noticed if the sway is still as strong when using the skill

but yeah, sometimes you just... derp... becasue game says so

[fading shuttle]

i dont think it changed, the skill just increases damage and shows specials

[steady trellis]

yeah i dont remember 😄

[plucky void]

also having the toughness bar was a smart design choice

[steady trellis]

i think they try to achieve a suppressed state

[plucky void]

imagine the kids being frustrated at taking irreversible damage from hitscan enemies all the time

[steady trellis]

ye thats a nice feature

[plucky void]

ALSO

I FUCKIN LOVED

[fading shuttle]

atleast ye

[plucky void]

the fact that it uses tabletop rules

suppression and locking ranged enemies in melee

if you as much as walk into melee range they're forced to bayonet you

[steady trellis]

technical a lot to clean up still - the lore dump and conversin from actual 40k is good indeed

[fading shuttle]

i basically had to deal with the fact that the veteran just wasnt as good as the rest of the choices

[plucky void]

also I made my Ogryn look like a giant dwarf

(mohawk + beard)

[fading shuttle]

he isnt that good at dealing with specials, the psyker just instakilled them

[plucky void]

and the personality I picked made him have Bardin's voice COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT

[ember kindle]

oh man i wish they gave the guy the funds and the rights to make a whole movie

F

[fading shuttle]

nor is he good at dealing with hordes

[plucky void]

they might
but it'll be paywalled behind Warhammer+ just like Astartes and Exodite 🤡

[swift scarab]

GE got angy last I remember when they realized all the fans were making better animations then they were

So

[fading shuttle]

il probably buy it if gets marked down 60%ish

not paying 40 Euro for something worse than what i have

[plucky void]

they got so angry they hired them, took down their videos from youtube and put them in warhammer+

[slate crown]

and I thought EA was a petty company

[plucky void]

they're considerably less petty than gw

[slate crown]

gah damn💀

[plucky void]

there's a game called Renegade X

it's a fanmade game in unreal engine

[ember kindle]

WAHT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS

[plucky void]

based on C&C Renegade (more precisely, its multiplayer mode)

[ember kindle]

holy shit lmfaoe

[plucky void]

EA allowed them to make and publish the game as long as it's 100% f2p

[ember kindle]

cottdaym i dont undestand how GW can keep getting more and more greedy like come on wtf

[plucky void]

and the game has been around for so long they're actually making a sequel

[slate crown]

damn

[plucky void]

the more money you have, the more money you want

[slate crown]

EA moment

that's basically every major game company though tbh

[slim osprey]

https://fxtwitter.com/CreatureTikToks/status/1581117406910550016?s=20&t=GoxDkNuawd0PnzvYkJ2o8A

[eager igloo]

What is he screaming?

[slate crown]

he doesn't know

[eager igloo]

No, like "Where is the sth"

[slate crown]

so fuckin clueless

he's asking the same thing, where are the men kissing

[slim osprey]

[eager igloo]

I ASKED BECAUSE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID YA TWATWAFFLE

[slate crown]

sounds like a you problem

[plucky void]

skill issue?

[slate crown]

shit i should've went for that instead

[true heron]

ban me pls

[lusty sonnet]

andrew?

[swift scarab]

@scenic sable Funny man detected

[lusty sonnet]

he's gone

[swift scarab]

Noice

[lusty sonnet]

the silent ban is not that fun

[swift scarab]

Eh, still fun to see happen

[lusty sonnet]

but the mod is typing... and then seeing a ban is more satisfying tbh

[plucky void]

not a suspicious account at all

[swift scarab]

Hey, at least he waited for a day

I’ve seen some that were on the exact same day

[swift scarab]

I am displeased by the accuracy of this callout

[plucky void]

I don't get it

[swift scarab]

Being lazy and not waking up until 10am, then getting up to do something like it’s incredibly important

[plucky void]

ey I got a job and I wake up 11am

[swift scarab]

For me that’s getting up and playing Barotrauma

[lusty sonnet]

gimme that job

[swift scarab]

He probably works late/night shift

[lusty sonnet]

don't gimme that job

[plucky void]

fortunately it isn't the graveyard shit

I mean shift

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, the graveyard shit

Everyone’s worst nightmare

[plucky void]

it is shit indeed

indubitably

[swift scarab]

[swift scarab]

Average kerble mentality

[slate crown]

I'd have the same reaction if i was falling out of orbit without a parachute tbh

[swift scarab]

What, hysterical laughter, or mildly concerned

He forgor 💀

I win again

[slate crown]

it's always the Americans

[swift scarab]

It’s not often I win at something

[slate crown]

fine I'll let you have this one

you've bested me

[swift scarab]

I don’t even think I know how to fully run anymore, haven’t had a need to

[slate crown]

return to vegetative state

[swift scarab]

Working on it

[slate crown]

our true form is potato

or in my case

rice

[swift scarab]

I can still jog anyways, so eh

I won’t get run over for being slow while jaywalking, for now

[slate crown]

yea but if you see a crackhead sprinting at you with a knife then jogging wont be needed anymore

you're in texas though so you should be fine

unlike florida 💀

[swift scarab]

If I see a crackhead with a knife, I’ll pull out an aerosol can and my zippo

If that doesn’t work I carry a box cutter

[slate crown]

an american who doesn't own a firearm?

a true rare breed

[swift scarab]

It’s called poor, you should try it sometime

[lusty sonnet]

i'd rather not try that

[slate crown]

you said it not me

i didn't want to go there but you did it anyways

[swift scarab]

I’ve been told by my family in varying terms that I effectively have no sense of mental restraint in conversations

[narrow lotus]

so u brainfart

[swift scarab]

More like I’m excessively blunt and pragmatic to the point of being abrasive

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[swift scarab]

Hmm nyes, soda

[slate crown]

I'd take that over a person who's being nice with an agenda tbh

so many fake ass people these days smh

[swift scarab]

That’s why I avoid politics with a 10 foot pole

[slate crown]

fr fr

[swift scarab]

Unless it’s funny politics

[slate crown]

you can be the rudest person on earth, but if you're honest then we're best buds

no matter what

[swift scarab]

E

[slate crown]

E

[narrow lotus]

"U didnt see anyone familiar there , didnt u? Sometimes our people come back even more fucked up than them" - Lukash after u defend the barrier against zombies quest

[slate crown]

Such is life, in the Zone.

[plush zodiac]

[plush zodiac]

Guys I don't remember this mission 😳

[narrow lotus]

gold

[swift scarab]

Bloodsucker bursts through door
ah_shit.mp4

[plush zodiac]

No way, stalker 4 teaser

[grizzled meadow]

obamna 🥺 👿

SODA🥤❗❗😅 😁 🥶

[ember kindle]

cottdayum, made my breathing different

just like the maikop brigade radio chatter

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1030866122091798600/DBD_irl.mp4

[slate crown]

honestly i would've done the same thing

[normal reef]

Fucking obamna

[echo slate]

Squid games!

[slate crown]

there's going to be a human shaped hole in that dry wall wether they like it or not

[echo slate]

Like a looney tunes cartoon

[fading shuttle]

its an american wall, whats it gonna do, stop you?

[slate crown]

yea

[fading shuttle]

they got the same texture as chinese architectural projects

[fading shuttle]

thats just what the average bulgar looks like

you wish you could be ballin

[slate crown]

i mean in a life and death situation, might as well go out with a bang

[stone blade]

uhhh ,da

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGyNTNJCaqU&ab_channel=IKEAJAPAN

[slate crown]

juggernaut style baby

[fading shuttle]

why blahaj get a damn anime

[slate crown]

because he's perfect

[stone blade]

your mom baby

hahahahaa

[slate crown]

if 45 is considered baby then @plucky void is a fuckin newborn

[formal sinew]

pov: moddb servers when a youtuber uploads a video indorsing gamma

[narrow lotus]

suffering from success

[swift scarab]

It seems my massive boredom wave has hit, time to download overwatch 2 to play it for all of a few hours

Quiet ledy, I’m incredibly bored

[lusty sonnet]

I just downloaded it as well

[swift scarab]

Did you know someone’s already ripped the 3d models

[lusty sonnet]

Yeye read about it

Even fucked their encryptions

[swift scarab]

Yea lol

[lusty sonnet]

Time to be a one-trick pony again when i play

[swift scarab]

I never played period, never saw a reason to pay for a game like overwatch

[lusty sonnet]

Got it for free for helping a dude with classes

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[lusty sonnet]

Played it for the full 20 hours then Apex happened

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/Zimt8PP2iNs

Currently listening to this while I download

[lusty sonnet]

Currently watching The Orville till my friends get online

[swift scarab]

Makes sense

[eager quest]

you have that?

[lusty sonnet]

The orville or friends?

[swift scarab]

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/darkwood-fa73bd

Darkwood do be free rn though

[lusty sonnet]

And fallout 3 next week

[swift scarab]

Already got that on steam, doesn’t run on my computer, too old of a game

[lusty sonnet]

:(

Never bought it, only new vegas but eh

Might try it

[swift scarab]

I had to add a shite ton of performance mods to NV just to get it to run too

[lusty sonnet]

I just dusted off an old laptop for NV

[eager quest]

friends

[swift scarab]

The joys of having a gaming laptop, that’s too old for new, good games, and too new for old good games

[lusty sonnet]

Depends if you called her or not

[swift scarab]

[urban ocean]

It runs, just gotta use a couple mods

[ember kindle]

finally a proper workout i can show to my future ex gf

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1030884845708128327/Facebook_undefined360p_19.mp4

[real tinsel]

ivan?

are you a...

[stone blade]

No

[real tinsel]

i'm disappointed in you ivan

[stone blade]

I'm ivan

[real tinsel]

go kms or something

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958416969193893938/1030736227365814322/dear-god-not-again.mp4

[slate crown]

i will

[real tinsel]

no way spy is that muscle-free

in his youtube intro he cqc'd sniper and medic very easily

[slate crown]

i think that's supposed to be a little social commentary

[real tinsel]

unacceptable

spy definitely does at least 5 calisthenics an hour

[slate crown]

nah bro

he sleeps with scouts mom

that's his excersise

[real tinsel]

riddle solved

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856700856031379459/1030835911270866964/image.png

[slate crown]

Lean-way

[lusty sonnet]

I'd eat that

[narrow lotus]

thanks

[real tinsel]

used to say this to my ex

[narrow lotus]

good , she didnt deserve u , king

keep grinding,

[slate crown]

asian moment

[narrow lotus]

a big dick , yeah , u will see it and get rammed by it

but a small dick , bam , u dont even know when he finished and next thing u know , u are a single mom

[slate crown]

it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion in the ocean

or eat her ass, whatever works

[narrow lotus]

hey , its both of u in the boat so start rowing

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

omfg what is wrong with the guy's hand

[stone blade]

who wants to watch some nfs heat

cuz I'm bored

[slate crown]

what drinking soy does to a mf 💀

[plucky void]

even I don't have trouble opening jars, bottles and whatnot

mf must be dangerously malnourished

[slate crown]

fr

just bone and skin

[grizzled meadow]

MY MAN

IS BACK

THIS IS A GREAT DAY

[narrow lotus]

no way

[grizzled meadow]

He want back in

[slate crown]

who?

[narrow lotus]

vans

idk

[slate crown]

who?

[narrow lotus]

i guess

we can always ban him again

[slate crown]

at least he's honest

let's see if he behaves this time

[atomic pewter]

Bruh can't even say the R word

Can post it as image but not say it, silly

[slate crown]

what a tard

[atomic pewter]

This filter is quite scuffed

[slate crown]

very

[lusty sonnet]

Wait, why thanks?

[narrow lotus]

?

[slate crown]

his ass is purple

[narrow lotus]

yes i am thanos

[lusty sonnet]

I'd not eat that

*edy commenting with a random thanks making me confused smh

[real tinsel]

i am dangerously malnourished and even i have no difficulty opening jars etc

[slate crown]

finally, some good fucking food

[real tinsel]

mfs must be just bones and nerves bundled in skin

[real tinsel]

need me a gf who does this

[stone blade]

hi

[abstract path]

Man

[stone blade]

guys join vc

[real tinsel]

@narrow lotus does not know how to have fun

[narrow lotus]

sure, ill take that

[slate crown]

ok so a woman who crushes your head and ribcage into dust AND bites your balls?

damn bro u a freak

[real tinsel]

in reverse order

if she crushes my head first i don't get to feel my balls get bitten

[slate crown]

💀

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-out-line-but-right-gif-22029772

[slate crown]

he even has it planned out

[stone blade]

@real tinsel da

[abstract path]

Sorry, I'm centrist

[slate crown]

get out

[narrow lotus]

today u are centrist

probably tommorow u are a school bus or whatever

its never easy with u crystal

[real tinsel]

what are you centered on

[slate crown]

deez nuts

[abstract path]

Your mom

[narrow lotus]

gg

[slate crown]

ggwp no ree

[slate crown]

mẹ mày

[real tinsel]

OMG

guys

come look at ivan he's doing cars

[plucky void]

vroom vroom

[slate crown]

ivan got such a shitposting voice

i love it

of course

[real tinsel]

now that he mentions it

ivan does sound very russian

[slate crown]

o no

[real tinsel]

he has a better russian accent than the russian guy

[slate crown]

mmmmmm 50/50

his is much more high pitched than bz's that's for sure

[real tinsel]

ledy sounds african

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

lol

[real tinsel]

bzeek has the hot russian accent

no wonder he gets all the ladies

[slate crown]

simple as

especially in this day and age, you just need a sexy voice and literally everyone will suck your dicc it feels like

[real tinsel]

yes especially men

[grizzled meadow]

I'm waiting for Aldo and cat

But those two are like "gone"

[slate crown]

falco come to vc

ivan commiting vehicular manslaughter

[plucky void]

vehicular memeslaughter

[stone blade]

and you love it

[slate crown]

yis

[lusty sonnet]

They be online tho

[slate crown]

ooooh, sick em falco

[grizzled meadow]

Where

[slate crown]

bottom

VC3

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart vc when

[slate crown]

King's fall raid when

[lusty sonnet]

When we get 3 others

Or 2 depending on bruno's friend

[plucky void]

dota? =op

[slate crown]

yea i really wanted to save myself from spoilers but i watched a couple of videos about it and now I'm hooked

[lusty sonnet]

I did it a lot in D1 so i cant get spoiled

D2 original raids are still totally new to me

[slate crown]

the prophecy dungeon i did with you and bruno wad literally my first experience besides the phalanx boss fight

that shit was

[real tinsel]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

I love prophecy

[real tinsel]

ah falco talked

i ejaculated

good bye

[slate crown]

fuck I missed it

[lusty sonnet]

The area design and skybox mmm godlike

[grizzled meadow]

I'm still in

[narrow lotus]

couldnt hear u cause mute

please do again

[slate crown]

i came

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno sounds more Italian than Falco imo

[slate crown]

I've arrived

[grizzled meadow]

MY MAN

HE'S HERE

But he can't clearly talk everywhere because he's a newcomer

[slate crown]

welp just like in real life, i only lasted for 1 minute

falco's voice too powerful

[slate crown]

hah, you already know

we engage in a little tomfoolery

@grizzled meadow