#🎪bruh-fart

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heady crow
fading shuttle
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what playin 12 hours of league daily does to a mf

heady crow
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fake (real)

stone blade
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real(real)

heady crow
fading shuttle
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surreal(immaterial)

heady crow
fading shuttle
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just a couple of average bulgarian boys aged 16

stone blade
heady crow
stone blade
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ah there we go

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we found the demon

cold smelt
stone blade
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okay

eager quest
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legacy of kain is returning

plucky void
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uh oh

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sauce
also is it gonna be another f2p pvp online game like Nosgoth or is it actually gonna be something LoK fans care about

eager quest
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im pretty sure its also confirmed

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but not too much info

plucky void
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I sleep

stone blade
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fr means farted recently

heady crow
fading shuttle
plucky void
abstract path
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Wanna vc?

upbeat bobcat
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Go to Lobby 2 and chat if you can

drifting lake
quartz saffron
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10 years now

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fug

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normal reef
upbeat bobcat
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normal reef
urban ocean
heady crow
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@grizzled meadow

normal reef
heady crow
wide bough
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Finally an actually funny meme in this hellhole

upbeat bobcat
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Who's the lucky one

heady crow
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@slate crown

narrow lotus
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crock

plucky void
molten meteor
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true papal experience

slim osprey
heady crow
plucky void
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wow. I sent a cat meme video and

glad carbon
plucky void
plucky void
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poor guy

heady crow
normal reef
wide bough
brave slate
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german banna

pastel quartz
brave slate
upbeat bobcat
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banane

severe linden
midnight tree
grizzled meadow
oak frost
plucky void
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ahh clone wars

midnight tree
spark hazel
midnight tree
unborn gale
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I'm dumb and I know this isn't probly the chat for it but I'm desperate

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what am I doing wrong I'm dumb

marble cove
unborn gale
marble cove
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Bro use your eyes and look in the support channel. Your exact problem was solved 10 minutes ago

stone blade
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bro what

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mf comes in drops the "confused" and leaves

fading shuttle
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hes like me frfr

stone blade
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Literally like me

heady vapor
eager quest
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or is that not ur pic

abstract path
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Bruh files not loading but it's 100%

eager quest
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wheres the cocks

stone blade
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up your ass

upbeat bobcat
heady vapor
abstract path
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Just beaten the game on monspoon difficulty

normal reef
gloomy roost
abstract path
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Lol

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if i had any

modest trail
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testicle ball fart

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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my warlocks only die

heady crow
grim radish
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
white dew
gloomy roost
grim radish
slate crown
normal reef
high comet
heady crow
upbeat bobcat
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That holding

heady crow
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
heady vapor
grim radish
slate crown
stone blade
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"too long"

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yes because armors in gamma can be explained in 5 seconds and you'll understand everything

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fr

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imagine complaining that the video is too long

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💀

fading shuttle
heady crow
stone blade
slate crown
stone blade
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yes

narrow lotus
stone blade
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oc

upbeat bobcat
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oc

slate crown
upbeat bobcat
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We came together ha

slate crown
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i fuckin love their music

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just hop in a game of league and put their playlist up, such a vibe on a rainy day

gloomy roost
slate crown
fading shuttle
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done, monster energy

zenith grove
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p! warn @eager igloo did you even bother reading the #📄rules ? religion and political discussion

foggy mantleBOT
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check @eager igloo has been warned.

slate crown
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there it is korrrk

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about fucking time

fading shuttle
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also what did i miss

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gimme the brief notes please

slate crown
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a slander type meme with a bunch of political figures in it kek2

fading shuttle
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d'aww, just some basic shit

slate crown
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yea it was mid af kekleo2

fading shuttle
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i got excited for a second

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if youre gonna break the rules, atleast put some effort into it

swift scarab
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If you wish to spread misinformation, at least do it professionally

fading shuttle
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its like wanting to go to hell and so you steal a pen or some shit, thats why noone will remember your name, just do a fucking genocide and be greeted like a legend down there

slate crown
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oh shit, he breaking bad down

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ok alex calm down kekleo

swift scarab
fading shuttle
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finally, a man with sense, fame and notoriety are one and the same

normal reef
fading shuttle
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Makarov is remembered

eager igloo
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Tf

slate crown
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git gud

eager igloo
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No

slate crown
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
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A horror game where you navigate an open-world island in an old train, upgrade it over time, and use it to fight an evil spider train named Charles. Wishlist Choo-Choo Charles on Steam to be notified when it releases on December 9, 2022! (Link in comments)

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gf just went through "that" time of the month and she's peak horni

upbeat bobcat
plucky void
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you crazy

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that's the part that got me sold

slate crown
upbeat bobcat
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I like them

slate crown
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bruh 💀

slate crown
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let this die pls

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Tomska felloff

upbeat bobcat
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I do like trains

slate crown
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you like the Dick Mabutt?

plucky void
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
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yea he likes it kek2

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i love Dick Mabutt as well

plucky void
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aight time to see what kind of awful players Imma be teamed with today

slate crown
upbeat bobcat
worldly dome
upbeat bobcat
steady plover
hidden patio
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Morning cat tax

plucky void
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p!cat

foggy mantleBOT
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steady plover
gloomy roost
# upbeat bobcat

I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same studio that made futa dine and dish

quartz saffron
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Kanye was on it yesterday

upbeat bobcat
eager quest
narrow lotus
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wtf was this

plucky void
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well at least the dumbass didn't get hit

quartz saffron
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Dunno why the cops let him do this lmao

plucky void
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he lives to be a dumbass another day

heady crow
upbeat bobcat
steady plover
plucky void
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"I must go, my people need me"

sullen osprey
mortal dirge
heady crow
mortal dirge
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moderators went missing after the amount of people coming to ask the most retarded questions

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epic gif fail

heady crow
arctic kraken
lusty sonnet
mortal dirge
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Aldo went MIA

grizzled meadow
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Falco will be back online, soon

topaz abyss
grand mason
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PEN S

lusty sonnet
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
mortal dirge
plucky void
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lul

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he's not wrong but

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the amount of simping when he can't even get gamma to work kek2

grizzled meadow
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"Anomaly used to"

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No fucking shit

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Anomaly is literally "extract this folder"

lusty sonnet
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his name tho

plucky void
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so apparently Steam's new login screen isn't utter garbage only in how it looks

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I have to untick the "remember me" box every fuckin' time because it defaults to on

gloomy roost
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Tiny

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heady crow
heady crow
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plucky void
# abstract path

one short segment of that video was almost the lyrics to ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

abstract path
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Idk if this is anything that isn't allowed

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Lmao

midnight tree
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My limbs are tired asf

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Also

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Today

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We were out in the woods very very late

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Got some photos

upbeat bobcat
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Onlyfans time

abstract path
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Yeah on megabyte won't load shit

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Fuck you too discord

stone blade
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WOW...This sound system was absolutely nuts!!! Coming in with nearly 100,000 watts of pure car audio madness, Chris Lee is the real deal basshead! Let's hop inside his insane sounding bass build and see what this beast is all about!!!

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It will not load

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What the hell

stone blade
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skill issue

abstract path
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stone blade
abstract path
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Ever gotten her?

stone blade
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omay

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okay

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the cultist?

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no

abstract path
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That's the heretic i think

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Not cultist

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But same shit ig

stone blade
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ye

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gn

abstract path
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Gn ivan

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Sleep well, dream well

stone blade
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sleep hard

abstract path
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Damn

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Yes sire

broken topaz
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More like that's the feeling of sexual assault stalkerKork

broken topaz
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its not sexual assault if its the homies

abstract path
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Homiesexual

heady crow
ornate tulip
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Yes

upbeat bobcat
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no

upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
mortal dirge
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I was accused of spreading misinformation - and was not able to defend my point
That makes me wrong
Hence, my presence here would be harmful
The channel will be free of my input

If people are not satisfied with my service as a guide in this and other channels - I encourage you to communicate with the server's admins to take appropriate action

narrow briar
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wait what where

narrow briar
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the fuck is happening?

urban ocean
midnight tree
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Lautaro you are awesome but
What missinformation are we talking about?

midnight tree
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spreading misinformation is based

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royal spade
mortal dirge
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gamma users when someone wants to buy guns

midnight tree
midnight tree
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why can't i just sell my guns c'mon man

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narrow briar
glad carbon
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woah they put XQC into stalker

abstract path
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XQC?

midnight tree
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if i wanted to be immersed i'd turn off the game and daydream about playing it instead

abstract path
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Artifacts -w-

real tinsel
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@mortal dirge you lost 15 cool points for this mischievious action

royal fjord
proven crown
clever python
hoary bluff
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Its been brewing for decades

quartz saffron
placid sail
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September is gone, let it go

abstract path
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
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You can't touch him

urban ocean
mortal dirge
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tell me
will you keep bothering?

just put yourself in my place man, to anyone it will bother him everything that you all are doing, i spent hours and hours trying to work in my modpack, i assume i commited serious mistakes, spamming and all, but that was not my intention, my intention was to create something new and innovative, just... if you are going to disagree, just save it for yourself
i apologize if i talk you the wrong way, but it gave me rabies

urban ocean
upbeat bobcat
glad carbon
long trench
normal reef
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
heady crow
ripe ibex
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Thank you I needed this

narrow briar
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y'all fuckers playing games like pussies

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look at what real men do with their spare time

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On May 22nd 1957, while flying from El Paso, Texas to Albuquerque New Mexico, a B-36 bomber from the 334th bomb squadron accidentally dropped one of the most powerful hydrogen bombs that ever existed.

It's hard to imagine that words like "funny" or "amusing" could possibly be used to describe the “Broken Arrow” accidents (those that involve nu...

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But imagine his amusement, when after pulling out the pin, the huge thermonuclear bomb suddenly dropped from its sling, broke the bomb bay doors with its weight and fell out of the aircraft.``````As captain later recalled, simultaneously one of the crew members from the back of the plane called "Bombs away!" and then someone yelled "OH SHIT!"``````Major recalled that Lieutenant came charging out of the bomb bay saying "I didn't touch anything!"

slate crown
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bababoye

narrow briar
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i just fucking

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it's 3AM, I should wake up at 5AM but I just keep rewatching that one fucking part of the video

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for like a dozenth time

slate crown
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skill issue

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might as well stay up at this point, sleep will just make it worse

narrow briar
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ye

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anyway, let me just say my new favourite quote

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OH SHIT

normal reef
normal reef
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Simple

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Such a strong message

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I think i am bouta cry

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I have to make hentais for money to forget

heady crow
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Really gives us a look at how messed up the values of our western society really are huh?

normal reef
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( i am a famous artist)

heady crow
normal reef
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My name is pippo

heady crow
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Hello pippo

normal reef
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I once had an idea

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A bunny girl

heady crow
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A bunny girl right

normal reef
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And i added booba

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I guess it worked out

heady crow
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Mhm mhm

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Guess so

normal reef
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Because i grt so much fanart

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I lost count

heady crow
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Got you this far aka becoming a famous artist

normal reef
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Then i made another girl, a horny rampant heckdoggo

heady crow
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Mhm right

normal reef
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Well

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I guess that worked somehow

heady crow
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Did that boost you to celebrity status then?

normal reef
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Lol

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I guess

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I can send you

heady crow
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Oh damn

normal reef
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If you think i am trolling

heady crow
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Go for it pipo

normal reef
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Nah

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If you want to

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You can send me a dm tho

heady crow
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So id have to slide in your dms and not the other way around?

normal reef
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This server bot said fuck you and decided thr image was too explicit

heady crow
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Ah unlucky ig

normal reef
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I should habe figured

heady crow
normal reef
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@slate crown tell him

slate crown
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i can just give you their twitter @heady crow kek2

normal reef
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Oi

slate crown
normal reef
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Dont tell him about the page tho

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Too many followers

slate crown
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💀

slate crown
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that's where all the gouda stuff is

normal reef
normal reef
heady crow
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Also pango when you disconnected last time we played d2 did your pc or brain shut off?

slate crown
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internet went down at that moment

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had to reset my modem

normal reef
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Good old turn off turn on

heady crow
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Ah the wonders of vietnamese technology

slate crown
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eh it happens but rarely

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my internet is usually immaculate

normal reef
heady crow
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Ya im excited for winter and the possibility of electricity shutting down in the woods

slate crown
normal reef
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Lol

slate crown
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the perks of living in the middle of nowhere

normal reef
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I guess you can say that might be a

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"cringe"

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Moment

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Am i rite

slate crown
normal reef
slate crown
heady crow
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Ye when its dark at 4pm already its kinda annoying

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We burn wood for heat mostly anyways so thats fine

normal reef
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Yoo 4 am gang

heady crow
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5 am here rn

slate crown
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bruno the twunk shaman living in the woods surviving off of homemade yogurt and protein powder

normal reef
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Yoo fucked up sleeping schedule gang

heady crow
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Ya thinking bout cute boys got me awake at such hours

normal reef
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This dude built his internet conncection himself

slate crown
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i managed to fix my sleep schedule but still pretty fucked up nonetheless

normal reef
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By smashing tree branches togheder

heady crow
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But nah managed to fuck my sleep schedule up in 3 days. An achievement for myself

slate crown
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this is why i need my zaza before bed kekleo2

heady crow
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Pretty much just need yaest, sugar and water tho

normal reef
slate crown
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yea but tastes like ass if you don't have a base ingredient if you used just sugar

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maybe use honey

heady crow
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Gets the job done

normal reef
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Tbh honey is underrated

heady crow
slate crown
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sick

heady crow
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Put half mead and half water in a cup and it was still too sweet

slate crown
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just add salt kek2

heady crow
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Yineus

normal reef
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I am passing out

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Gn

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Go to sleep

slate crown
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hello passing out

heady crow
slate crown
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i am @slate crown

normal reef
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Fuck you

slate crown
heady crow
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Gn groupchat

slate crown
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gottem

normal reef
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I am sorry for thr offensive Word

slate crown
normal reef
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Can we be friends

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Mom said so

slate crown
heady crow
slate crown
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fr

slate crown
fading shuttle
grizzled meadow
# slate crown

@heady crow babe wake up, new literally me edit dropped

slate crown
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no falco you don't understand

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he's literally me

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slightly depressed but still happily vibin

slim osprey
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Hello and goodbye

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Literally just doing this to show sign of being alive

plucky void
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eyyy wassa-matta you altair

pastel quartz
slate crown
narrow lotus
slate crown
oak bobcat
slate crown
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stale bread and monster light ultra

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a true balanced diet

west owl
slate crown
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i lost 9kgs of fat wtf kekw

pastel quartz
slate crown
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no wonder why i looked fitter than usual in the gym today

slate crown
# west owl

also good fucking morning to you too my friend @west owl

slate crown
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bruno has a new pal to talk too

pastel quartz
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Wha

plush geyser
oblique hearth
# heady crow

the only thing that changes in my room is the ammount of new technology I get

proven crown
plush geyser
slate crown
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got my calories in for the day

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time for pain

lusty sonnet
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Ayo

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But work tho

slate crown
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skill issue

lusty sonnet
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Factual facts

narrow lotus
slate crown
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only in Texas

lusty sonnet
slate crown
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lame

lusty sonnet
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Tonight chest grind

slate crown
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yessss jermasus

narrow lotus
slate crown
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oh shut up 5000 hour dota player kek2

lusty sonnet
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Pvp grind? monkaHmm

slate crown
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fuck that 💀

swift scarab
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Society

slate crown
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best mod

lusty sonnet
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Gonna do pvp on wednesday for the double xp and Suros catalyst kek2

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I'll hate myself

slate crown
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yea good luck with that kekleo

lusty sonnet
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300 kills btw

slate crown
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hope you won't run into sweaty hunter mains

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but you're already one yourself so...

lusty sonnet
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I'll go titan to not ruin my kd

slate crown
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classic

lusty sonnet
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Big brains

slate crown
narrow lotus
heady crow
heady crow
pastel quartz
slate crown
heady crow
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yayayaya i shoulndt have anything going on

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rest day anyways

zenith grove
foggy mantleBOT
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check @flat lava has been warned.

slate crown
tame hazel
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for saying on god

proven crown
grizzled forum
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hello

zenith grove
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okaycatcry there

stone blade
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Yo

tame hazel
fringe yacht
elder lark
slate crown
slate crown
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the only real life adaptation that's actually good

real tinsel
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i happen to have 3 phds in stealing shit from people so i am very experienced in this field @grizzled meadow the moderator of the century

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@mortal dirge is boiling up some shit and i can smell it (i have very big nose)

slate crown
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take your meds

real tinsel
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as my reward for countering this catastrophe before it could happen i want the "Superintendent of Brainfart" role which gives me full moderative permissions inside the boundaries of #🎪bruh-fart

slate crown
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surely that can't possibly go wrong

real tinsel
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i am a very trust-worthy person and am very mentally stable

slate crown
candid briar
lusty sonnet
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As stable as a genshin player's paycheck at the start of the month

slate crown
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ugh god not this guy again

zenith grove
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p! warn @mortal otter discord ToS terrorism jokes

foggy mantleBOT
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check @mortal otter has been warned.

zenith grove
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do i really have to bring out the FeelsBanMan

zenith grove
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you done?

mortal otter
zenith grove
mortal otter
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Its hard not to since tou banner most od humor

zenith grove
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is that even english ?

mortal otter
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Nay

mortal otter
midnight tree
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Troll and hater do be banned soon jermasus

stone blade
narrow lotus
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sounds like america allright

lusty sonnet
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Could use a burger rn

pastel quartz
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Mods when you fart in brainfart

heady vapor
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._.

pastel quartz
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Mods when you have a shart instead of a fart in brainfart

mortal otter
narrow briar
# narrow lotus

These things often sound different when provided with context

narrow lotus
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sadly the situation was just as stupid as the title this time

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kid got scared and tried to move the car and the cop thought he was leaving so he magdumped

midnight tree
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bruh

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"aw shit he's trying to get away from me because of the stigma surrounding cops, i better shoot him to assure him he's in good hands"

real pebble
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He was a dumbass trainee cop and he got hit by the door on the way out so he thought it was justifiable to do the big shoot

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So naturally he got instantly fired and probably gonna get charged with summin

narrow briar
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Are you sure about that tho

real pebble
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I know he got fired and can't really see how he wouldnt be charged

midnight tree
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i mean

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american cops have gotten away with worse

narrow briar
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The US law works in mysterious ways

real pebble
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Far as I know dude who got shot aint dead yet anyway so if he lives he's gonna get a shit load of money

midnight tree
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american roulette

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get money or die

real pebble
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Cop doesnt really have any case in his favour cause he was a trial cop and thought it was a car he saw previously with mismatched plates so instead of doing a normal traffic stop he just walks up and opens the guy's door

narrow briar
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I've recently seen a video of a female cop waltzing onto someone's property, trying to manhandle a visibly drunk but very docile dude twice her size before letting backup arrive, the struggle resulting in the dude's 60ish year old mother accidentaly getting a bullet to her abdomen.

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She isn't charged, to my knowledge she is still serving as a cop today.

real pebble
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Dunno would have to see the incident

pastel quartz
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meow at them instead

abstract path
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Just ask them out, gee

pastel quartz
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what do you think im doin

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jeez -w-

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:v

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Damn bro

mortal otter
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Cat is good dont touch cat

mortal otter
pastel quartz
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touch me i scratch u

normal reef
mortal otter
normal reef
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(i am a famous artist)

pastel quartz
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no u are not!!!

normal reef
pastel quartz
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i bet u smell!!!

mortal otter
mortal otter
normal reef
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mortal otter
real tinsel
mortal otter
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But who asked

real tinsel
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@real tinsel

mortal otter
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False

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You didnt ask yourself

real tinsel
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Provide proof

mortal otter
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No u

real tinsel
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I refuse

mortal otter
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Then leave

real tinsel
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I refuse

mortal otter
slate crown
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what D2 does to a mf

abstract path
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Real

midnight tree
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the action of "trading blows" takes on a very different meaning when the topic is femboys

slate crown
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shower thoughts

abstract path
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Bed thoughts

slate crown
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crystal doesn't shower

abstract path
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Yeah

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I bath

slate crown
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💀

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everyday?

abstract path
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Yeah

slate crown
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💀

abstract path
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I should use showering more often

slate crown
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yea no shit

midnight tree
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climate change supporter chad

ornate tulip
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Is it reposting if no one realizes you're reposting, even though you're reposting?

slate crown
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just do it when no one notices kekleo

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i only repost memes that have been uploaded at least a month prior kek2

midnight tree
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i just post wherever

ornate tulip
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Eh, fair.

slate crown
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BOTTOM TEXT

stone blade
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we got the beamer

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a trash beamer but a beamer nontheless

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actually all beamers are trash

slate crown
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the beamerloan

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the beamer

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Beamer W

stone blade
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yes

midnight tree
slate crown
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Beamer

narrow lotus
slate crown
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the bimmy

pastel quartz
midnight tree
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beemur

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da bimmy

slate crown
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da bimmy vv

urban ocean
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Beamer is like entry level luxury. It's the luxury car that poor people think is nice, but actually isn't.

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Also, battlepass for heated seats

slate crown
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imagine buying expensive cars 💀

midnight tree
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bitch if you care about comfort in a car you should reconsider

urban ocean
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I still have my 2000 explorer xlt and 2012 fusion sel

slate crown
midnight tree
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just buy a deathtrap shitbox that will just run until you die

mortal otter
midnight tree
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buy a motorcycle or a bus ticket

slate crown
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our main motive of transportation in asia are motorcycles

midnight tree
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expensive cars are for losers

slate crown
midnight tree
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tuktuk masterrace

abstract path
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They are for the ones that throw out their money

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Instead buy gud pc

mortal otter
slate crown
pastel quartz
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wait did he actually tweet that i thought it was like an edit or smth

urban ocean
urban ocean
slate crown
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my ears kek2

pastel quartz
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so scary

abstract path
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Yeah i did

midnight tree
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ayup

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thems the breaks

pastel quartz
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them is not infact the breaks

slate crown
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he's back

pastel quartz
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u couldve just not done it, stupid head >:c

midnight tree
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where did the breaks go

slate crown
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who's the target this time kek2

urban ocean
pastel quartz
midnight tree
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i don't have a car

slate crown
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oh boy it's a long one

midnight tree
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whose breaks did you remove

urban ocean
pastel quartz
slate crown
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get they ass el gato

urban ocean
pastel quartz
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who?

slate crown
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he stopped monkaS

urban ocean
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Poor dude is gonna end up driving right into France

pastel quartz
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sowwy im new here..

abstract path
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Hello new here

pastel quartz
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hai!

abstract path
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Better read the rules again tho

abstract path
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Just to be safe

slate crown
midnight tree
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i keep forgetting this is a server for stalker

pastel quartz
zenith grove
slate crown
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ah kek2

zenith grove
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i will wait for aldo to come and send them to the void

slate crown
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el gato suffering from secondhand depression

abstract path
urban ocean
abstract path
urban ocean
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He's probably talking about Troll and me

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For Kanye posting

midnight tree
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just realized it's been such a long time since i made a meme of my own
i just manage the meme trade routes

pastel quartz
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yeh im the other type of stalker fan -w- uweh

slate crown
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he's monolith

midnight tree
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aw big lez let's fuckin gooo

slate crown
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get his ass

pastel quartz
midnight tree
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free stalkers? of course they're free who would wanna pay for that shit.

abstract path
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I love artifacts

slate crown
abstract path
pastel quartz
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how do u even "wear" artifacts?

ornate tulip
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Very carefully.

stone blade
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up your ass

slate crown
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butthole

pastel quartz
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is it ever explained or do u just... tape em to ur body

ornate tulip
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Mostly ductape

midnight tree
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put em in your prison pocket

pastel quartz
stone blade
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PANGOO OKAY

real tinsel
stone blade
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pango my man

abstract path
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I mostly keep them in my inventory like that

slate crown
abstract path
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Mmmmmm radiation

midnight tree
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my favorite artifact is Ball because whenever i wear it i can safely say i'm ballin

abstract path
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L

midnight tree
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yuuuh

abstract path
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Then do an emote on em

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And also cocoon

slate crown
midnight tree
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luddite

abstract path
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I keep them cu useful properties : )

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Also PRECIOUS STONES

slate crown
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nah i only need extra carry weight

midnight tree
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i do be using the misers skull

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monie

slate crown
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literally everything else is so unecessary

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only carry weight matters

midnight tree
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facts

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i went on a fucking milspec textiles hunt

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just to get that sweet backpackussy

slate crown
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just use the mosin at the cordon checkpoint kekleo

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works for me

midnight tree
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the SKS has carried me through the entire game thus far

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that and whatever shotguns i could find

slate crown
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moist nugget my beloved

pastel quartz
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iim super new but i just got a relatively working sks :D

midnight tree
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based

pastel quartz
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no working gas block tho

midnight tree
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the gas block? you mean the fart box?

slate crown
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rng issue

midnight tree
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fr

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get on the crafting grind

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it's intoxicating to craft your own stuff

pastel quartz
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like cooking?

midnight tree
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i nut a little every time i craft a new device, repair toolkit or backpack

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got them Mark 2 night vision goggles that i never even use because night time is scawy

pastel quartz
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i cook irl and its super satisfying so i assume its the same feelin -3-

midnight tree
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making food is epic

slate crown
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I've played the game for so long i memorised every anomaly location by heart 💀

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it was a lot of trial and error

midnight tree
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anomalies? you mean the scary places? no, i just go around roleplaying as a travelling chef

pastel quartz
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i havent gotten far enough to go artifact hunting but i stole a meat chunk off a bandit

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not sure where to sell it tho..

midnight tree
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fr all the best guitar tunes i know are from NPC's sitting around fires in russian games

pastel quartz
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im pretty new to stalker 030

midnight tree
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i wish i could capture bandits and make them my companions

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bandit frens

slate crown
midnight tree
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fuck mosquitos

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fr fr

slate crown
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they make good burgers though kek2

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love me some mosquitoe burger paddies

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yum

narrow lotus
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Hello

midnight tree
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aloha

slate crown
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elo birb man

narrow lotus
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p!ban @mortal otter alot of racism shitty memes , literally on 5th strike

foggy mantleBOT
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check @mortal otter has been banned.

slate crown
midnight tree
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would you look at that

midnight tree
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a bot i haven't already blocked

slate crown
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finally birb man took some initiative

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wasn't expecting that though

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but he had it coming eventually

narrow lotus
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Looked at his infractions , they were rly bad

slate crown
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do it

narrow lotus
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3 warns and a mute for racist shit

slate crown
pastel quartz
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dude made his account 10 days ago

slate crown
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im telling you

narrow lotus
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Yeah makes sense

slate crown
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its the epic trolls alt account

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he came back after falco banned him previously

midnight tree
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yeah that whole account creation statistic is interesting

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@narrow lotusi'm 3 discord days older than you

narrow lotus
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That saved u more times than u think

midnight tree
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oh wait nvm it's 5

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i haven't learned to count yet

slate crown
midnight tree
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unironically

pastel quartz
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ya moma

midnight tree
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this meme popped into my head when i had my last interview

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i was so fucking close to bursting into laughter when he asked me what i saw myself doing in 3 years

narrow lotus
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Ur maternal figure

pastel quartz
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im boywife material

narrow lotus
slate crown
midnight tree
narrow lotus
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My gf dislikes when i hum amogus theme during sex

pastel quartz
slate crown
narrow lotus
slate crown
midnight tree
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i know how to play the amogus theme and megalovania on like 8 instruments

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and just about nothing else

narrow lotus
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Still , if it puts food on the table , it is what it is

midnight tree
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it do be what it is sometimes

narrow lotus
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Better than living on social help

midnight tree
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true that

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i wonder where my accordion went

narrow lotus
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Wish i could know where my turn on/off button on my phone went

midnight tree
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met a guy claiming to be the 5th reincarnation of jesus or something not too long ago

narrow lotus
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The 5th oh my

midnight tree
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yeah his gf was on her 4th reincarnation or something

narrow lotus
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My man is playing sims generations

midnight tree
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does that make him a pedo?

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mf literally cannot achieve nirvana

narrow lotus
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Well so far no , dunno the details

midnight tree
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he told me that illuminati monks go up on all the mountaintops in the world from time to time to meditate the working class into an early grave so the elite can stay rich

abstract path
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I am just

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Cute?

normal reef