#🎪bruh-fart
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Since you obviously don't understand italian, 0:50

Hey i did take one course of italian in hs
goated music video
If brainfart gets deleted or all of you go away I swear I quit as a moderator
bro this reminds me of the edgy steam profile twomad made fun of 
Dont give them any ideas 
Accurate
Edgy twomad steam profile 😭
How
here 

Prolly could switch up my steam profile tho
Brüno Bratwürst might be running its course
MFW can't have anything on steam because i didn't give steam 5$

It's the weird kid in 10th grade study hall
I don't get the privilege to have friends says steam 
Do i need to PayPal you 5e for you to buy something or what
Steam or me giving you 5e?
a fellow man that sails the high seas?
yes. 
Bcs like i can buy two energy drinks and thats 5.60e
i haven't spent a single DIME on any of my games
you just show people your butt and let them pay for you
time to look this dude up on steam 
only been here for a few days and already figured out my secret 
smh my head (heaad)
Should get on that grind myself tbh
femboy model when? 
Only time i was ln vrchat got petted by a masculine polish man in a anime girl model. Shit was weird
King shit
I've seen those on the Hub
Who says thats not the plan 
a guy friend i have charges around 50 euros an hour
gah damn 💀
maaaan I need to be a vrchat stripper
Yea i would for sure do it too
Peak Degeneracy

Pango you already got a bad bitch in your life cmoon
gotta make money somehow, rent is due
I'd be able to quit my part time job so quickly with this
You have a good husbando then, @broken topaz
peak degeneracy
husbando
sus
I don't pay rent 
I pay property taxes 
even worse
Damn
murder the landlord
Time to start a farm thats offgrid so the government doesent evem know you exist
Si
Literally hundreds of thousands of acres of untouched land in Maine
Just don't get eaten by a bear
im not killing my mom 
How good is your girl voice, cause that may influence the amount of money you can make

shit 
@broken topaz in VR chat cause husbando has some morals.
his gf can draw furry degeneracy, no need for selling herself in any way
i already sent a video of my ass to falco too late for that 
zamn
i got groomed by a mod, the true discord experience 
does he call you his kitten?
falco touching you again?
ay ay ay don't say shit like that you're going to get me in trouble 
"pineapple storage unit"
:)))
pelmeni shortage
I just had the worst dump
39 year old moment
Felt like I evacuated 2 pounds
Hot
Steamy
Look in the toilet
"WHERES MY HARD WORK!"
Shit just vanished
Wipe
"WHERES THE BROWN GOO!"
Actual ghost shit
i heard about phantom pain and other stuff but this is on another level 
I'm disappointed that all that hard work just went down the drain with no pomp and ceremony
are you sure you weren't just constipated 
just old people things 
Oh it came out alright. Had the noises. Had the splashes
I have experienced phantom pain by being slapped in VR before
maybe you were so accurate you sent to directly into the sewers
talking about taking big dumps is just old people things?
nice aim
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According to gastrointestinal doctors, a ghost poop is just a poop occurring at maximum efficiency
yeaup seems like it
you shot it out with such velocity that it teleported to another dimension
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feck off ya prick
he's in Glasgow 
AYYYYY THERE WE GO
theres not that many of them because i have no money
Nah that looks already great
da
the nile one is on my pants
general battle royale
i just remembered the guy who kept pestering falco to add a general brazil chat and decided to make a quickie
dutch chat when?
nah das german
yea 
Close enough since dutch is swamp german
"swamp german" 
Hahaha
These look like voodoo dolls.
everytime i talk to someone from central vn i always nod my head hoping i didn't just sold my soul away 
low in stock
You mean that someone bought one of those or smthing?
facts tbh
Trainwrecks_true.mp4
and my dialect is probs even worse

Me every day
north, central and south have VERY different dialects
south is the most comprehensive one by far 
As long as its not flemish
subdialect of it
truly the darkest timeline
The things you find in those silly little russian groupchats of yours
me tbh


Ares in the netherlands
El gato
@grizzled meadow fucking is not allowed :(
frick
El gato
You just said fucking

fking
I CAN'T EVEN TYPE FKING WITHOUT USING THE U
AND I ALREADY SAW THE MESSAGE

fek

fucking bruno is a bit too soon tbh
Big kek moment
Not if its you 😳
i'll talk in flemish to you
The dirtiest of dirty talk
oh god he's speaking in tongues
Get a job
already got one 
Good
me omw to work
what's wrong?
its just a lego 1x1 hinge

oh right OW2 is coming out
And ow1 is ending
I'd try overwatch
cigarette joke andy
casual only though
think i have ow1
im not fucking touching competitive
and a friend dying to play comp again
Not for long 
free upgrade tho
Ye tomorrow
yeah and no
i might try ow 2 once it releases, solely for the fact im starved for games
if only it was F2P 
think it might be f2p now
ayo 
thats the only reason ill actually try it
fr fr
im not forking over money to play the game with porn characters
inb4 i'm wrong and getting warned and muted for misinformation

it launches in 2 days, so ill be able to play it after the math test crushes my spirit
as they say
meth math 
meth math moth 
lämp
Enough volk
he has returned alhamdulillah

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another classic
ah, drinking music
its fun tho
weird motorcycle
dry spongebob looking ass
it's kinda cool when you think about it
our bodies can adapt in any sort of environment even underwater
The real question is
Is she talking with you , or only answering you?
idk ask her yourself 
I would but she now has a sugar daddy boyfriend
so nah
shallow thot 
exactly
he's going to regret that in a decade or so 
after she's done with him and goes for another 
fuckin gold diggers 
Aka buying more band patches
Prolly gonna order a few more tonight and later in the week
Some are missing and they could be on the other side of europe so cba to look for them too much
buy me one
sadly
here in bulgaria we dont have that many options and i dont want to order cuz of shipping fees and shit
Sure look here for some
https://store.eisenton.de/en/?utm_source=landingpage&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=Landingpage
there were some ensiferum pathes
Idk ordering inside from eu is always easy
I remember
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK
I dream of getting a 1914 t-shirt one day
they have the one of the old album
the cover of this one looks more cool
its more horror like
ANDITS SOLD OUT
@heady crow
Me with vayne from league of legends
hey Ivan the readhead is back
u look like one of my early girlfriends
minus the facial hair ofc

gotta love gamerboys lying about girlfriends
never gets old
?
i was, but then i took an arrow to the knee
I'm actually shaved in that pfp
now im actually older and uglier, which sadly still attracts girls
if you have money it does
but i have a gamma run, so no realtime for skirt
true gamma experience
i love playing bandits
mee too , everything that moves u just shove a gun in their ass
i have no time for w***n
shaven i look way better tbh
mod/mode where your relationship (either girl or boy) looks for you all over the zone and you try to avoid them
even with mild beard i look turbo homeless
i like disgusing myself so i can offload shit, i got a rule for bandits, never buy gear from any trader that isnt a bandit trader
i would actually care about brainfarts opinion on whether i look better with my facial hair or without
but that would trigger a lot of uneccesary eroticism
perhaps even more


please, unnecessary eroticism is normal here
Ha-ha
i shave and leave it again trying to disguise in the real world
Same
i no longer love playing bandits
does the character say cheeki breeki if you play bandito?
Dunno
Now i just feel bad
but you said you love playin bandits
👌
one week underwater though
y o u ' l l l o o s e s k i n
i didn't say spending a week underwater would be healthy crystal
Neither did i
fish skin care methods
Lol
thats some pussy shit talk
i just remembered about the kids that grew up on an island and because they were swimming so much, their eyes were adapted to see clearly underwater
real men stay in water til their muscles atrophy
I can't see underwater
In fact i don't wanna
see? case in point
but being indoors so much these years i cant handle the sunlight well anymore
actual goblin 
vitamin D deficiency lookin ass
i just got unlucky and got light sensitivity alongside astigmatism
goddamn right, and some sortof-anemia on top
Not my fault theres lile 4 hours of sunlight half of the year
there's pills for that 
i mean unless you're living in a cave, you wouldn't need pills tbh
there is a reason gamers call their rooms batcaves
Ye and i take them
Even for gettin some brown onto yo skin?
I think not
Supplements right by the books 
*coomcaves
it is not directly what they do, but it is the outcome
it helps with absorbing and storing iron and vitamin D
so after some time you get a tan lol
Go do a bodybuilding show for a free tan

Ha ha
fucking spray on tans
on the other hand pale skin is a symbol or royalty
Hm...
garlic?
so i dont mind preserving that illusion
Guess i sorta am royal then....hm

i wouldn't recommend going to a tanning salon either, Final Destination ruined tanning salons for me 
Protein powder
ah the memoirs
This is at my dads place so cba to bring a 4kg bag between places
So that means my pale skin means pretty much i have "royal blood" or what?
Final destination movies are so dumb it's great
i hope you dont drink alchohol while on poweder
geniusly dumb
go outside
Do you know how much grass i touch 💀
yes 
Every day
Dracula lookin headass
With how brutal FD is I'm surprised they didn't do the X-Ray shots with dummies

Pango seeing an european for the first time
ayo
That would've been fucking gross
then you are probably just a northern european
basically the same thing
Hm ok
snowy cold areas
I mean i do like snow
But there ain't much of it left anymore sometimes when i get out...
There used to be 2m of snow
Now it doesn't even stay for an hour
climate change i guess
Pretty much ;w;
hah
Gl soldier
*bruno
im not even that tanned but i still get mistaken for an Indian 
How xd
You arent indian?
dude is dong
most asians aren't that tanned and when i stand next to someone it's a HUGE contrast
Goddamn
what made you think i was Indian 
Well that's hecc
from what ive seen a lot of asians are whiter than europeans
The fact that you said you arent Indian and yet get mistaken for one
So itd be funny if someone here mistook you one
touché
only girls, most men are very tanned
fashion thing?
Then how am i more white then most boys i meet ._.
discord is on xbox?
oh you linked the account
why would you want to do that?
Why not
nah just most girls think it's "unladylike" to be tanned, unless they're a tomboy
Wellllll
i dont want people seeing me play these
so i turned off the game showing thing
clear sky 💀
Why tho?
I mean isn't a game just a game sometimes?
Like why do they care?
playing it for 10 hours straight
unfortunately clear sky was my first stalker experience 
My first stapker experiance was SHoC
i just leave it running all day
dirty sky when?
Ive played through cop 3 times basically and still have more hours on unmodded cs without ever completing it 
who gifted me this 💀
till this day I've never tried SoC
Dunno, sometimes i feel the same when i see that i own all of the nekopara games
My second experiamce was CoP
Then i kept playong it til it just....it was too easy
Install gunslinger and go fight burers. Then see if its too easy
Couldn't cuz the pc wouldn't handle a single mod 
But main game? Sure
That pc was really old
Goofy ahh never played gamma and still active here
I wonder if a mod would ban me for shitposting in the shitposting channel
Depends
Find all eggs.
genshin impact 💀
what eggs
Close atleast
is it bad?
🤨
uhu
If you don't know it, check it out
I unlocked a thing
get project wingman
cheaper or free
cheaper, 25 euro for me
I want to fly the Микоян и Гуревич МиГ-21
though all things could be free if you only chose to sail the high seas
true
loader
Yep
the character that was absolutely dogshit in Ror 1
grinding dares solo :)))
Heh
Ill come with if there isnt any work to do outside
is ok, i'll quit in a bit
true true
Some popular youtuber made a vid about it
we are sadists
thats it???
yea
just drewski???
ye
wow ok
sorry drewski is a soy face irl
man i dont buy it
Well
I like making the monolith suffer with an axe and a shotgun :)
And if one doesn't work
The other one will
When #🎪bruh-fart is calmer than both general chats:
https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/i-have-no-memory-of-this-place-gif-10.gif
Lol
cat #vaporwave #cat #goldenhour #spedup
we're civilized men
do not disrespect us like that
cat #vaporwave #cat #goldenhour #spedup
also cat
we are family
I'd say usually brainfart is pretty calm
unless falco sends an absolute psychopath in here 
What suffering
i mean if they're exiled here, they either shut up and wait it out or double down for a mute 
i save the matches for the campfires
Lol
ivan seeing blue skies for the first time in his life
time to get his location ezpz
from what he described, i wouldn't want to be in the same place tbh 
same tbh
that smile, that damn smile...
fr
nothing homo about wanting to smash your homies
me in d2 waiting for chads to arrive
ofc
"Fony" 

me when that after dark comes onthe playlist
good meme, bad music
I pulled a sneak on ya
mogu mogu is a banger
i agree
Dead cells with undertale boss music hits different
Me lurking in the shadow the #1025143518978650122
He does it to fool innocent stalker-general victims
general chat is busy tonight 
Because there is an idea of a Falco, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity, something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can 🤝 and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyle are probably comparable...
I'm simply, not, there.

wow
i wish i could feel falcos flesh gripping mine

Okay serious answer
To feel less guilty
Because I should help in the forum, which is something I did yesterday night
But it's really just to be not seen
Also because Moddb is just dead
We can't really do much
iz ok falco you're trying your best, that's what matters
The only thing a dude can do is to follow #old-how-to-install properly and spam the button for the full install
And it's literally what I'm telling people to do because it's the only way
If Moddb don't "upgrade" or do something with their servers, the situation will stay like this
This, of course, if more people joins
doubt 
Pango you don't understand
We're literally the largest server in the Stalker community
actually?
Yes we are
Yes, the official Stalker should still be the number 1
But as a community, we're the biggest
EFP, gone
Anomaly, gone

we are globul
fun fact
Ya?
Xd
our old phones sim card provider's name was GLOBUL
Thats kinda homo
Today: Ivan
Tomorrov: 8van 5kov
i never leave brainfart so of course i wouldn't 
Man hates us smh
Fuck
Skill issue bruno is back
Sadly even though the server might be the biggest this channel still doesent get any more traction
i like it that way tbh
Start issuing more brainfart exile roles falco
fortunately, you mean
there's enough cringe and cancer here without more new** cringe, clutter and cancer
this channel is like a small town where we all know each other and hate outsiders
i agree with mr fossil on this one
It does bring retards but enough of them and there will be a based person
But it isnt vital yet
wdym by that
The newbies that do flock here are people you don't really want most of the time
@west owl was the exception, he's a goat
Also @grizzled meadow are they having install support in #╓☢stalker-chat again?
Your old name
Волк
Bonk
Heh, you can't stop that, it's useless
found footage?
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I see pango forgetting about me again
no you idiot
i think it was 9_van 5kov
oh come on man 
Only real ones know this
why you do dis to me
Real ones remember 7van
Pango, Sorry for existing ig
the old one
Fuck
me to my family
Me
Me to pango
what does "ig" mean? 
I guess
ah
Ye
Intergalactic
every #🎪bruh-fart resident is a goat
but i hate it when ares starts guilt tripping me for absolutely no reason 
:)))
pango its your fault I was born
and we usually bully them till they leave anyways so it's all good
Or the mods throw a mute at them
Youll get used to it
no i won't 
Don't lie, you like it
no it genuinely makes me upset ares 
ty ty
Remember
😘
No duty
I got and now i enjoy it
also true
You're being good for forgetting me @slate crown 
then you're a bigger emotional masochist than i am bruno 
because newcomers usually think "shitpost" means being racist for some reason
and say some shit that gets them muted/banned
Yeah prolly

💀 💀

Not allowed?
that's a bit better
I also kinda don't want to point fingers to a certain group but ehhhhh 
What if i am one falco? Am i not allowed here then?
now we're guilt tripping falco 
That was the last one, promise
me
I can reveal Falco's confidential government secrets


That or i get muted

redditors and channers? 
No comment 
Just another copycat
Bruno going for the ban speedrun
Fucking
Ban me too then
You
If bruno goes, i go
You edited the message falco goddamnit

if the community boytoy disappears, so does the community
Fratello, respectfully, shut the fuck up 
All crystal alts unite to protect bruno
If #🎪bruh-fart falls, the whole server falls
Bastard bitch
But what about our Juno 
gtanil totally gone...
remember the important lesson we learned after the juno fiasco
Keep talking invisible cunt 
we can bully someone out of the server, with no punishment whatsoever
We can also insult Falco with no punishment whatsoever
Top 1 reason why Brainfart is the best
Sure about that?
👀
falco is a doodoo head and he stinky
Boomers be like "games destroy your pc"
Also the pc after removing the games from the hard drive: you have 10 apps working in the background
If you do punish me, better make an essay to put in the reason thingy
bluddy
the more upset falco gets, the more meme insults he uses
might as well upload the whole damn video at this point
its funny af
good evening
No this is not real, I made it using Blender 3D.

YES GO TO HELL AND GO DOWN
YOU FUCKING FUCKING YOU
BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY
BENCHOD
dawg how are some people's reading level so damn low
Ah yes the whole server
mods
hi
SON! have i ever told you about the time i benched 405?
*grams

Heyyy
hii
clearly you don't lift and have no idea what im talking about 
@grizzled meadow
What a stupid death, seriously
YUH
so in bulgaria we have these snacks and brand is called pinocio or however you spell it
shut up pango im explaining
shush yourself just tell your damn story 
and one of the funny things about that snacks is the bitch from evangelion asuka is on the cover
for no damn reason

is that these things come with a little toy inside
to entice children right
Right
and here comes the punchline
WHAT THE FUCK 
Bulgaria must be a crazy place to live in fr
IM EXPLAINING A CRUCIAL STORY
idk what happened to the company nowdays
idk if it exists
but back then it was fun
jesus christ these two 
there goes the peace and sanctity of #🎪bruh-fart
I dont lift i just work and do shit
Peace and sanctity yea right
Falco bullying again
i mean if you work in construction that's basically a workout everyday but still going to the gym and doing light lifting can help out alot
bro my oldspice shampoo bussin
157 new posts btw 
Me after doing construction work for a day

GAMMA is dead
"roger roger."
who cares
#🎪bruh-fart is alive so we celebrate
159 btw 
base gamma 💀
me goingto brainfart for the 4022nd time today to say hi and leave
❤️


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