#🎪bruh-fart
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Nope
Already deleted, it was something for yesterday night
But it's a conversation we made in here (obviously)
ehhh cba to forge some stuff rn 
Who
Asked
what'd I miss
i have goldfish memory when it comes to discord drama
I WAS GONNA COME UO WITH THIS
it was already a week ago daaamn
Falco how the fuck did yo8 do that 
yeah no that's gone
I'm here 24/7
The only joke around here is literally who asked
It's not that hard
Especially when you have Ivan
Listen to this playlist everyday to become Paul Allen.
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Me fr
Dude but for real who the hell was it
Why do you care so much?

It's still in here, we didn't ban the dude
I dunno i can't ask?
Merkava
AS THE HOURS PASS 
if you'd have given a random ass name it would work as well
hey @grizzled meadow i got a gift
sick wheels
I WILL LET YOU KNOW
what the fuck is wrong with u
like seriously
what
why
when
alo
mod war, mod war
Ledy
i woke up from a nap
What now 
alooooooooooo blya
Juno kinda ded
alo
rip in piece crystal alt, we miss you
its cuz of those damn berries
beeries?
Yes Ьεεr13$
Nice hour difference
im not sure why it's like that and im too lazy to fix it
I fed termites to common rain frogs.
0:00 a Common Rain Frog eats termites
4:08 Change!
6:31 One More Potato
8:37 Which is the Last Termite?
Do you know Common Rain Frog?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breviceps_adspersus
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a bountiful feast
Bloody hell i just discovered the worst chip flavour
Wasabi cream
I can taste is
I would rather eat wasabi nuts
me
Where do i ask about all kindsa bugs again?
idiot
Thanks

Its HORRIBLE
I grabbed it thinking it was sour cream and onions BUT NO
Cat Tax
@grizzled meadow Damn, why do you gotta accuse such an innocent like @abstract path of trolling for just asking a question, in the right channel XD?
i love piracy
It was renegades instead of bandits as enemies
So there's that
I was playing as a bandit but spawned in swamp
So there were renegades
And a bloodsucker
You know sounds like a good question for #old-bugs , but I guess since you are a #🎪bruh-fart member Falco doesnt let you use the proper channel. Why is he your king again?
Honestly thats pretty normal spawns for swamp.
so if a cat were to do parkour
would it be called
catkour or prrrrkour?
Free loots!
THAT I NEED TO ASK
Search is a powerful tool
The
🔊 sex 01/01
lore is expanding
sadly some people are too stupid to know it exists or how it funcitons
Literally the renegades when they saw me 
They were like "oh look, new player! Time to get shot"
How to tell its weekend and someone posted a GAMMA video or stream with traction. #🎪bruh-fart is less trolly than the support channels.

@slate crown see if I'm missing something
i did make an extra one for ivan but it's not the same soundtrack so you're good
sexrain.mp4 
Send it, I'm curious
and don't say that i didn't do anything for you 
You don't do anything for me
skill issue
i will ares, be patient my handsome god
Babies instinctually avoid grass. Do they know something we don’t🧐
Whats the point of renegades
Loot
almost forgot this one 
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Im scared now
Good point
FUCKING YES
DISCORD VERSION
check pins 
Gaawd damn
LITERALLY IN SYNC
the memes are exceptional today
Here's another thing to add
Check pinned messages
@slate crown you know what I don't have?
The images from that day where we actually recreated the meme
Okay this is one
sad we dont get to hang out in sex
that was like 2 days ago my brother xd
anyways
I can't see everything

wtf is wrong with thisssss 
also @real tinsel (real) I've suffered the fucking 2nd mission of the commander, the one in the subterranean bandit base
shit hole
thats the issue
ye

It's shithole 100%
Okay, so I can keep track
Bruno is unmuted??
Yes
when was he muted? why? 
i did too much trolling
Gimme an hour
alriiight
maaaan
and meanwhile i had to mute already someone in brainfart
This man coming through
Same, is it who i think it is?
wait is it who i think that you think it is?
It's easy to guess, the one new individual, just too obnoxious and vibe killing for me
im not here for 1 day and crystal already has a completely new profile
Actually the same person
Also giving me extreme racist vibes for some reason
Ello
yuchub
literally yesterday crystal changed from kurwa krystal, to crystal again and late day or early this morning went madeline
is having an existential crisis in turbo mode
you can either git gud or grind secondary missions to get levels and bruzzoffs to upgrade your cybernetics
secondary missions are in that bigass room with a bunch of doors after you come back from missions
enter one of those doors and do missions
or change your loadout to heavy armor and minigun
the thing is, i don't care if anyone is really racist, phobic of any kind or whatever believe, but when one goes so consistently against the humour of the chat, it s just bothersome noise.
Crystal got boring
I care about that shit when it's their entire personality
I mean, i passed it, but man, going with the silenced sniper and the big brrr autopistol wasnt a good idea there
, with the 8 revives I still managed to fully die twice 
if only i had pick the minigun from the beginning or at least the big shottie
yaaaas beeetch, slay
also any of yall know good custom cable makers in europe? Tryna get me a dual 3.5mm cable since current one broke
Don't know any mang sorry
Merkava? Already muted yes
not clue even if i wanted to help 
that was my loadout as well
now i've switched to heavy armor with minigun because it makes me basically invincible

The one with the red hair?
Yes
and yet the game thinks my class is a hacker
Wtf.
A guy that had to infiltrate into the desert city
What
ye
-_-
-_-
I went to get the first cheap revolver after trying it from one of the feds in the city of the first mission, and didnt notice that mfing guns have also skill points requirement 
I think im gonna go blade runner larping
i liked the revolver a lot
the whole squad is online
ye first time ive seen all online
had to do a double check if they had added a new mod since it was so uncanny
we bullied ledy into changing his online status
Iedy has come out of the invisibility cloak
now it shows when he's online
not cool
cool
my curiosity got the better of me and i lost 16 or 18 skill points. Never click "auto-xp" if you have unassigned skill points

it literally deletes all your unassigned skill points and turns game's leveling system into skyrim's

so the more you hack people the more hacking skills you get etc
Lol.
instead of the 3 pts for every levelup
also don't die too much because it gives you fatal wounds or some shit like that which decreases your skills
what i thought is that button was so the skill points were auto assigned to whatever you have the highest or your initial gens choices, kind like some rpgs have, but what you say, is a whole other experience
i thought the same
then clicked it and instant regret
good to know all this 
yes learn from my failures
Yo these redbull flavours SLAP
You right as a mf
what diff flavours yall got there?
we got like that one, blueberry and some green one i think
havent seen others
I bought a bunch of different flavours
Green, red, blue and purple editions
oooh purple damn
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bassline slaps hard
day 254: Ivan still hasnt discovered #921156747631157299
whats #921156747631157299
thats not the leon the professional i remember 
that movie was a bit disturbing
is french, lolis are allowed 
but nah man, is a wholesome movie
anything wrong is in the dirty minds that imagine extra things
what about the french movie about a guy with a smelling fetish and by the end the entire kingdom was having an orgy from how good he smelt
im not kidding 
that's a real movie
what movie that is? 
feel like that was just a vietnam made movie dont with revenge in mind
Ayo movie night?
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this one
also has uncensored boobies in it
I remember ads of this film 
mfs will call anything a best selling novel at this point
alright nvm this seems wild
remembered watching it as an kid, needless to say i was more than confused 
you dont even smoke you internet addicted emotional wreck
Wreck your face
Ha
I mean who cares if i smoke?
seems like an awesome movie to watch as a kid 
12am HBO was wild bro 💀
You smoke?
Damn...
Fuck smoking
they dont, their lungs are too feminine, they would get cancer immediately
No i dom't
Almost every single co worker at my place smomes
Oh good good
Its like in fallout you drink one bottle of alcohol and you become addicted
Not always
you know bein clean is better then bein a junky
since i am a red-blooded bulgarian i have a natural resistance against cancer and liver damage
Plus you'll live longer
Being clean is better than being comfortable
More pain for me, aight?
You have banica addiction instead
And airqn
Banica?
dont you fucking expose me
you rat
Im ivan ratkov 😎
i have a severe headache medication addiction
I have a severe hemoglobin addiction
s
Dude said use the real one you pus
iw
Les go

yoo its peepo
man
some people are too lazy to maintain their computers holy shit
got a tech support request here
guy complaining that a mobile game (ported to pc) runs like ass on his rig
I ask for the diagnostics data and whatnot
his cpu runs at 96ºc
WHEN PLAYING A MOBILE GAME
I weep
How much dust that thing packin
hit 90ºc when playing heavy stuff like the division 2
the whole desert
so you can imagine how awful that guy's PC airflow must be
i've seen pcs with solid blocks of dirt in them
True
when your mom tells you to go play outside
hi kha
i only go outside to clean my pc
hi JC Denton
Uraaaniuuum feever has done and got me down
URAAAAAAANIUM FEVER IS SPREDING ALL AROUND
with a geiger counter in my hand
this animation is 10/10 holy shit
Ayyy im also 1.80m
WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND
I'M A-GOIN' OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND
URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
hah im 181
Fuck your bread
why would you fuck his bread
leave my bread alone
Its a..... bosnian saying
i doubt we could trust what the bosnians say
Lets take a walk into the woods
fascinating, please walk into this field
Bro witch's eye toast is high tier breakfast
?
Pula mehr
tjeba mamu
i wonder
who was the first person in the history of humanity
to look at an asshole and say
i wanna eat that
Some ancient greek dude probably
Probably some ancient physician who wanted to clean evil spirits or some shit out of a dude, cause they sucked out pus from wounds too
le succ
a yes a thirsty moment
me before playing D2
just need to find a kitten to play d2 with
@grizzled meadow
i require this song
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absolutely based thank you
Is it wrong to ask how lesbians act
Orrr
I mean
It sounds completely retarded
Lol
Also
Rex
i can play d2
but im not the kitten
I am rex
you're stupid
No I'm not
yeas u are
What's 9+10
29
always 21
cokc
genital extension
Lower the volume because it's very loud
The 20 minute full video was pretty good
It was it like 15 minutes, been a while
Traps
@grizzled meadow be like after I was muted
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1012037888604651661/spicy.mp4
Yeah, someone already sent this video once
It's literally me


Me when I download memes and then delete the message:
It's a safe and legal thrill, it's good for the environment, as they charge electric eels and power the Gulf stream
why no spawn sound when he appeared
Because you're a fucking ugly bitch
no u
@grizzled meadow
@heady crow you posted that video, didn't you
Don't worry I know you didn't did it on purpose
@slate crown
Yeah at that moment i finally understood the funny in it too 😭

does anyone have the
im not gonna sugarcoat it kazuya meme?
i can only find shitty quality one
I don't know what you're talking about
And if it's some Yakuza shit, I don't wanna see it because it's probably spoiler for me
WHO IS THE OTHER PERSON
i keep seeing jerma and its suddenly he gets replaced with another person
This fucking guy is so self aware
i was writing about how i was testing someone if they were self aware and 2 people fell for it
i talked with someone
and i tested how self aware they were
and two people fell for it
i called out the thing theyll do before they do it
and they still did it
i asked "are you aware that writing paragraphs is annoying? sorry if this came across as rude"
they wrote a paragraph back
and then a person came and talked about why people who do that are annoying (edited)
(i know that writing paragraphs is annoying im literally doing it right now)

i was ranting
It's 3:30AM where I live, my brain is not functioning
Okay I think I got it now
Are you sure they are self aware?
What they did sound more of something they do unconsciously
they werent at that situation
Yeah that's what I thought
im self conscious cause i suffered from anxiety so i really got used to questioning myself
i wanted to test if other people felt the same
they didnt
Yeah that's more clear, hope you feel better now with your anxiety
oh alot better thanks for the medication
i probably laughed way more often after i took the medication
😭
Feel you falco
I seriosly need a bad bitch to ruin my life
Ye same. Prolly gonna order a few more volumes and then read the rest online
just fall in love with a dude, its better
Already got a crush on a few but hard when they are straight
like bottoms
until someone fell in love with me who isnt annoying or needy
lmao i love this
Teachers ask why i dont go to the bathroom during lunch knowing full well this is what goes on there
i think the stalker 2 community is going to be like elder rings's we just get hyped and hyped
and everyone shit on the game until it gets good reviews
Still need to buy it
do it when you can
Not bad
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Reminds me of dinotendies
The almost homeless man who lives in a condemned building with his pet possum
Living the dream
Homie hasn't posted something in like a year, I'm wondering if his habits caught up with him
He's fiiiiiine
Quality
still just as loud as the actual video
Just as real
don't do drugs, kids
bennydrill only
dont do that
everything else is fine in moderation 🙂


Invading is fun but the coop phantoms are beyond busted if they summon high lvl friends
Almost no down-scaling on them
Theres downscaling, just not on the types of equipment
vitality still matters, but its not like a 800 vs 3000 hp pool
so a goober can get dropped 2 endgame tier melee weapons that proc bleed in 3 hits and just bullshit every pvp fight on his rank
as long as he specs just enough to wield em
And not on arcane
And not on int
And not on build-ups
I don't call that downscaling
Hp doesn't matter for going from 2.4k to 800 if you can still proc every status effect in 2 hits
Kinda not how it works unless you mean RoB and even then you need arcane for good bleed procs
Antspur rapiers are pretty meta, right?
Those aren't as heavy on stats as RoB and the double handed thrust hits a ton
Yeah those are the exception to weapon drops as scarlet is just broken
Those are also not endgame tier weapons
More like early-midgame
Dropped yes
Man the spear shield meta is sick
Just a bunch of cowards poking at you while blocking
Ah those spears
The cooler UGS spears were more fun
But RKR + a sickle or scythe eats shields
Gotta do it for the gram
Even her last name is too attached to social media
Mann I miss the week1 pvp of death status effect glitch
I thought it was funny with the sleep effect
Since you just ran up and they snoozed on you
Same with the shield shooting one
There are new glitches for instant death
You can put it on your crossbow and rapid fire the status effect that way
And golden retaliation is back but you need the disc miracle to activate your shield
Somehow that works?
What a mod does to a mf game...
I still think giving pdas to people is a waste of time
I wish I was as good at making music as I am bad at making videos.
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You always have to go to traders, it's a two clicks thing
new crystal meme?
Ah yes, Crystal
Me and greek man in sync as always
well you are my alt..
I always made them into components
for future craftables
take your meds for our sake ledy 
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But
Who?
@real tinsel blade runner larping feels fully assimilated
Morgen
Hru kovac?
Im mediocre, what about you bruv
yaassssss
i wanna try it with the accuracy implant that the medic sells
idk by despription sounds like its a no miss a bullet auto aiming, if its like that... could be time to go back to the brrrrrrrr hehe wait x4 mode BRrRrRrRRRR
Side hurts from too much laying on my lazy body
So i just got the reason to stand up
Then lay on the back
Can't cuddle my pillow that way

farded
Sharded
a weird number with country code 885 sent me a text
"we havent been in touch for a while"
i replied with sleeping shaq
Uhhhh
hello
hola
Whats crackin fellas
the one time someone says hi and Ivan's not here 
fella wanted proof
Lmao
Keep us updated
It was just a bot then 
i think a bot would have better english
and would reply lmao
i also got texted once by a handsome poor person
he thought i would be a sugar daddy
when i just spent my last money on elden ring
that person was talking and saying things so it wasnt a fake person

crystal is trying to convince me of jehovah
(jk)
yeah
Ask them for a GPU
deggen
just read that on the news bro ,, its not me who needs meds

Seeing this channel I can conclude that we all need meds
context not found, thought you went insane

i will if i keep seeing this shit xD
ledy 1984 arc 
@narrow lotus, take this https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-man-allegedly-threatened-farmers-who-denied-him-sex-with-animals

Crystal moment
Me playing misery and picking up a 1% shotgun
unimaginable violence
me
tempted to risk the death sentence just to plant some weed in my house

yea that's the law here in Vietnam
any drug = death sentence
on paper
in reality
no one gives a shit 

worst case scenario if they found out, they'll just give you a small fine and take all your weed away
unless you're the Canadian guy who got caught planting 500 weed plants in his gfs house

he even gave them the Canadian certificate to plant weed but that doesn't apply to Vietnam
Love that lil guy
Cat tax.
Aaaaaaaa god his face is so cute i cant
Not aware of anything, just meow meow, eat and sleep.
Yup!
Yeah. He's the one who is stuck to me usually. If I complain of cat on keyboard usually him. He demands attention be paid to him often XD
Lmaoooooo standard edition out there being 1k Liras for me.
I haven't even played cod for years, not planning but this is bs
What a professional relationship
A restaurant just for brainfart
He demands and you give it to him. But then again hes so cute i couldnt refuse atleast
Legitimately when working and I have to tell him no and move him I feel like a monster XD

Gamma spud gun when
send the one with randy savage
h
e
l
p
not everyone has as much plot armor as you guts
and then Netflix adapts it
Design professors at universities be like "have a consistent layout, color palette and art design"
Valve be like
I love how these kinds of things continuously reinforce my decision to drop out of college as a good idea
its a great mobility skill but thats about it
its horrible
cuz monsters constantly move towards you and shit
so
Unlike the bandit
👍
bro the bandsits shotgun slaps so hard
the bandit was always my favorite character
I only played the bandit cuz he's kinda actually good lol
.
Oh god
jerma fans being jerma fans
Thats so true
he shall return on the day our oceans and sky turn crimson 
blessed thee oh jeremy elbertson
our one true god
Blessed are those who mourn
For they shall be comforted
hi
Lol
Lmao his nose loos like a nipple
"extremely prepared and experienced"
23 years old
mdude, you literally have a woman NPC face, git gud
He reminds me of bendadick cummingbitch
And i love rex
not all
What's wrong with Pyro?
REX IST EIN ROBOTER
too much cake
ogey
*roboter-pflanzen hybrid
That's an eon of difference distance ivan
shut
Hehe
God damn 
Yep
How….how did it end?
💀 🙏
Yeah me too I guess
peed myself.... explains the drip 😎
they were fake pack of gums like these made mouse traps
No I’m asking if your trust issues started there that Implies that it ended somewhere
something older than time itself, idk if it was something that they sold in the funfairs
ooh
I got shocked a few times by one of thoes things
I thought it was with general shephard
Nah everyone should’ve seen that coming
Shephard more like sheepherd
He never asked for this
JUST BUY A NEW ONE
buy a new job

Mine started with Shepard's betrayal
Actually pretry fycking true god damn iedy
Kinda tru tho
pussy tax
priceless
we had the ones that would taze you instead 
me frfr
have confidence
league players nightmare
https://youtu.be/dYZgs_Ds2QQ @slate crown
I do not own the rights to this song or make money off this just a remix i made for fun

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#bladerunner #vangelis #cyberpunk
OMGGGGGGGG
Only true East Europeans know this
blade runner inspired music has become my new favourite genre
all sadness aside, this is the perfect song for my workout, the bpm is just right 
perfect for sex
i only listen to yoshi island ost for that
"all those moments will be lost in time....like tears in the rain"
that line alone makes the movie a 10/10
i feel like ledys well being has suddenly dropped after we forced him out of hiding (might just be me
)
It is just you
like memes in the rain
like shit in the rain
sassy bitch today aren't we? 
its the romanian clown in him talking
I think it should be considered a warcrime to push someone out of invisible status




