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Ivan is snorting that tap water again
Me when someone i don't know knocks on my door at 11pm
america doesnt exist
Basically like a keyboard but for multiple controller inputs.
Most controllers just register "button 1", "button 2" etc.
Ah i see heh
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bulgarian rap
ive already asked twice :(
ive asked once before
@grizzled meadow
@heady crow
doing fiine
got done with my english final exam
feeling kinda nervous bcs of that but is fiine :33
go lift
LIGHT WEIGHTTT
or do pull ups
i wanna see a video of bruno doing pull ups
i should start doing atleast some pushups daily
fix gamma
tbh diamond push ups are my favourite probably
Cali is pretty based tbh
no need for jim
Def better for overall health than lifting but idc
lifting is better for sheer muscle mass building
I will outlift the world 
idk i find cali more fun
dunno. Slept really shittily and drank like 500mg of caffeine during the exam already
prolly will just go tomorrow morning
bruno whats your max bench
Lifting is better for girls giving me compliments 
I remember i only went to a gym once
the guy there gave me a program
I Was skinny back then so i could only bench like 45 kilo
1 rep max should be around 80kg
not much but always when i get the ball rolling again with progressive overloading it kinda gets halted
i think i did 5 reps of 45
but after exams are over should be easy
but then i said fuck it and started going to the bars
dude
so many people underestimate grip when it comes to calisthenics
@heady crow how much do you weigh
I tried rock climbing and that shit was so much harder than I thought
it is yeah
morning weight should be 86kg rn
Pulling my self up a tiny hold while being 200lbs hurts bruh
86 wow
Insane forearm pump
easiest grip thing you can do is hold onto the bar for a given ammount of time
I can do 5 with a 25lb plate
holding on the bar with 1 arm tho
Can't do that
ye after i cut ill start focusing on pullups
I gotta do 12 hour hospital shifts n shit
for now ill just do easier variations to build up the smaller muscles and form for it
I wanna stay thick n juicy
people be like YeaH DuDE I caN do 20! EaSy Pull UpS
and then they do chin ups 

same
They do like quarter reps too
I focused on perfect form when i worked out in 12th grade
and i used to go to my local bar set
dude the amount of people half repping shit
ay ay ay my eyes hurt
I didnt say anything because it was too funny to watch
Average crossfit triathlon athlete
i was super anxoius back then tho
the real thing that hurts me is ppl dissing pushups. Like bitch ofc you can do like 40 in a row bcs you got shit form
I can do 5-10
aslong as its good form thats good
And I'm an overweight Teaching Assistant
form is important not reps
damn
Might be a genetic thing though. My brothers all have back nerve problems too
Be grateful.
i am 

💗
Segno per dopo
I'll change it
The first one is glad happy
The second one is horny happy
no
I can't change shit from phone, blame Discord
ban discord
before it
she knew
Can i put my balls in your jaw
no you cant
shut
Oki
thanks

occasionally
mainly working on ankle mobility tho
finland doesnt exist
femboyland
In words of Patrick the Star: FINLAAAAAAND
Perkeleeee
What even is tis music
I forgor 💀
This is good wtf
Anything more like that?
nah
YES
this is the type of song that i would think the least of when i think of songs that i vibe to
but i do
its awesome
its one of the songs ever
EVER
heres the sped up version from the cat video
this cat looks like a chinese girl
no cap
Time to calculate fractals
Yep
My father once tried to get me into it
I didn't listen at all
Because i only understood pi
But didn't know what to use it for
Round stuff
Thighs
butts
Exactly
i use it for passwords that i don't care about
we use to call rock paper scissors something similar like that when we were kids
Shing shang shong
@heady crow @slate crown I need a video probably posted here
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Okay this works
ayy that works
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What is infractions
oh damn the cases really jumped up
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Hm okay
They're your bad points
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Use p!perms to learn more.
Literally us
me
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check mine
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No video? 😦
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Ooooooooo
i dindu nuffin
ive gone through 20+ pages of vids
and cant find it sadly
Let's wait for Pangol
Rip
@slate crown aye
i wonder who has the most infractions by now
andrew
Ivan
Bruno probably
eh its only 5
Why ho
someone must have more
O
think i got 7?
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How did you guys get so much
nice one falco
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While i only have one 
Frenchie falco hates me

👀
Falco the funny
i hold the lore
And power
mute me on random occasions with spicy shit like this
i dig it
my tribute to Pilotredsun's masterpiece. I think we all went too far
IT WAS THE DAMN POOCH
Not today master
im subscribed to 450 channels
0 here
L
I'm only subscribed to FalcoFans
I'm subscribed to your walls
557
i don't watch youtube i just scroll through youtube shorts for hours on end with no thoughts
@heady crow
Crysal how's the the Witcher coming along?
The witcher?
The witcher.
I see
:○
blade runner ost is always gonna be one of my favourites
Doxxing dms
Anyone else upset that they removed the poltergeist model? I can't help but find him incredibly sexy, and find myself disappointed each time I kill a poltergeist and am not rewarded with his chiseled physique.
Dynamic Mutants fixes that
that happens a bit too often in FFXIV
except the latin part
@real tinsel new pfp for you
looks like shit
Bruh thats EXACTLY how I look most of the day
Most of the time at work tho
did i miss something?
What is your favorite food and why is it rice?
its lasagna...
Nice
NOOOOO
im probably the only asian who's actually tired of eating rice daily
Rice in my fists yuh
Ice on my wrists yuh
So which food is your favorite?
the burdens of being a Master Memer
vagina and penises
Black rice is also interesting, a little bit expensive but I'll try some day
I never heard OF BLACK RICE
because you're racist ivan
Check it, name might be different
Can confirm, ivan is racist
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Oh wait its me
chicken inside the borscht has an entirely different taste
i fucking love it
tastes way better than every other chicken
Black rice, also known as purple rice, is a range of rice types of the species Oryza sativa, some of which are glutinous rice.
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oh we use this to make sticky rice
VERY INTERESTING 
Ye, I've hear black rice is actually much more nutritious and healthy so wanted to try it but it's much more expensive.
Ahem
... Orange????
Not this one
yes sweet orange sticky rice
It was a montage of many memes with that song
I used to eat orange rice
back to searching
What's annatto
uhh
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Ha I see
Slightly peppery with a hint of nutmeg sheesh
dis?

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A hard goal to achive
Fuck off

that means back to onlyfans for me then 
💀
cat stepped on keyboard moment

Ok ok
IM FINNA START POPPIN

@grizzled meadow play destiny 2
Crystal born in the 18th century be like
Nah that ain't me
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SHIK
SHAK
SHOK

fix
🤝
i thought you renamed this as well then remembered this is a default emoji

Aw he's so excitet
aww man, you're reminding me of the time when I had a flock of little geese
god thats great
I read and listened to the audiobooks
one of the best posts ive seen here christ i died at the 2034 one
ye i read the books back a while back
prolly should read them again but i only own 2034 so would need to go to the library
ye its pure in a way. 2034 is what it is and in 35 we really get deep into it all and with the twists
yeah 2034 is just... weird
ahahhaha yeah
2034 is fairy tales haha
i enjoyed it for what it is
it's not even like a true story at all
as we learn from 2035
just made by some lunatic
that succumbs to his desires in 2035
Homer was a weird guy
to some people, everything is hate speech
Guess I'll have to call @scenic sable on this one
Better save it before the police arrive
.. what
Even saying hello
I mean.. This is definitely political.
time to void Egg Face
Yesss
Void
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Tsk tsk tsk..
Talking about the source of the best oranges is a taboo that cannot be broken.
Known for political involvement already
rebel scum
p!mute @tranquil cedar 2d Still posting politically charged memes on our server after being warned previously.
@tranquil cedar has been muted for 2 days.

mayor

you got the vid?
alright now thats a good one
Fuck, I made a typo
4days
it's the thot that counts
thot
mayor jinxes the mute to be 4 days

Sorry I'm sleepy, that's why I called you 
Fun fact, "banana" is "muz" in my language.
banana is banaani in my language
No, Falco. You are playing Yakuza 3. I think you didn't want to dirty your hands and risk losing respect with your peers. 

Okay I'm playing Yakuza 3 AND I'm sleepy
I've been saying "okay time to go to bed" for 30 minutes now, but then I find a new sidequest...
muz 
I have no idea why
@grizzled meadow
Better than the American way.
show me your big long girthy MUZ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7X83Yi_ABuw
Pass me the banan
Monke wants banan.
Will monke receive banan?
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#shorts
Go to sleep if you are tired. Don't make me find you and pour Dolmio sauce over your head. 
We do be having nice oranges
Ah tomato sauce 
Stuff that we obviously don't have here
banana is banan in my language
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7X83Yi_ABuw
Brother, pass me the banan
Monke wants banan.
Will monke receive banan?
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#shorts
naners
that's not a cat
Phat
that's a damn mortar round
Meowtar
Tomato sauce is Italian, right?
Tomato sauce yes, of course
Dolmio sauce, no
I was referring to Dolmio
tomatello
Spain 🤝 Italy
Perfect. 
dolmio sauce be doing the same thing as Häagen-Dazs ice cream
What a name
hey Bruno
you just did
can i ask you 3 things
That's 2
sure
whats shopping cart in dutch?

i dunno i don't speak dutch
Is this even good
yeah stuff happens
pretty sure @grizzled meadow is dutch hm yesyes
it is what it is
winkelwagen
@grizzled meadow oh damn you dutch?
ahahahahahahahhahahahaha
just overpriced vanilla ice cream tbh
Made a thing:
bob knows dutch???
Hmmm
Ben&Jerry's is better imo
man that 3 pack for 10e makes me act up
still got one left in the freezer
Oh well, did get a magnum ice cream cup.
don't like the H-D ice cream, bought it a while back and i dunno doesn't vibe well
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TILL VALHAAALLL
@slate crown valhaaaaaaaaaal
TILLL VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALHALLLLLL
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i need this mission back tbh
best mission to farm kills and stuff
crayola eaters
I can imagine him being for duty
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Shadilay (Italian Version)
℗ 1986 Magic Sound
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oh my god yes
Don't fuck with Reference Man
gonna be honest i completely forgot about that songs existence before you posted that
even though i posted the vid with it
mhm

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@plucky void
its only a matter of time before we convince falco to binge the extended editions with us
and to play destiny 2 with us
that prophecy dungeon mmm
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan the third film's last attack scene is like 3 hours long because of the slow-mo
that went hard honestly
3rd goofball would make the NF ez mode
truee
i mean i just need to get high enough ll to not get oneshot by random ass enemies
and thats it basically
and get 100 resilience 
i was eating damage left and right
had to tell myself to chill and heal a bit
The goodfuckingmorninggoddamnit is dead?

bruno horni again
nah im only horny for the boys
classic re-telling of the revolver ocelot meme
jasoooooooon
alt timeline where everything was okay.
That's the best conspiracy theory.
that everything will be okay.
honestly same
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Imagine sitting down and having 6 fries exactly
Why bother, you might as well eat something else
not a fan of fries tbh
so I'm good
like they're tasty but can't say I'm ever satisfied by eating them, especially if they get all soft
half this chat if you swapped goku for you know who
yeah Im only a fan when they are like the crispy kind
fug, i was that kid
i remember looking at like SSJ100 and shit
during elementary school lmao
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you cannot make this shit up

sometimes there's no alternative
multiplayer games are peer to peer
I used to have a shit router where I had to do it otherwise I couldn't access some shit
if they werent peer to peer like 2004 then no need to port forward
i pray for your security
I don't need to do it anymore
and it's not like I access anything "sir sus" to worry about either
anywho
"like 2004" where any respectable game had dedicated servers? 
and online gaming for consoles was in its infancy
yea
nintendo uses peer to peer
and now they say to PORT FORWARD to the other person CONNECTED
do you see the issue
its 2022 not 2002
tell that to ISPs using shitty routers, not me
also btw gta online uses peer to peer
im sure you know how that went
now imagine you give them access to your router
your shitty router may yet get worse
also devices connected
depending on whats going on
H
it is not giving access to the router ?
you are opening for a service, which is your nintendo switch, thats about it.
the danger would be on if the implementation of the protocol they use on the switch is exploitable, idk if they have it openly available anywhere
Any sports game fans after buying the game for the 23rd time
THICC M16
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L
gm
what
I don't want to be your ex wff
are you ok
Am not oki
thanks
Lol
https://youtu.be/l4ncQ-w-6BA?list=PLnACEeAPrylfWDoWcHWsq_U2MpVYMm2YP i am evading taxes
Just use tor and open every port possible, trust me am security expert
You shouldn't post that
wait
this bob person was crystal all along?
no wonder they have a bad business pfp
loser

I will beat your ass yellow.
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i love ambient music
its bussin
imma make these my phone notifs
lol
sos gonna be my parents
i miss playing stalker gamma
what i dont miss is the fucking game crashing every 5th minute
Lmao
so you miss playing a stalker mod, but you dont want it to be a stalker mod?
🤝
thats like playing cs but not wanting russians, they are intertwined
cant have one without the other
Leq has been typing for a while now
or just in your average pc user, prob the same chance that someone or more like a bot is gonna use those available requests as part of their attack. I just find funny, to throw over simplified security tips to common users when they already would fall for a Lord of the Rings the fellowship.exe. Social engineering is and probably will keep being the way people get stolen, irl or on the keyboard
Facts
ok
keep them oriental wenches away from here
Leq ignoring me 
nope, you mean the attack reported yesterday? just look for it, i don't follow any news on anything anymore
not ignoring
❤️ just on other windows
Bless
Yea that attack was basically the most idiotic social engineering possible and it worked
Just send push notifs to a dude to add the device to his account, got fed up sent the dude a message claiming to be Uber IT and told him to click allow to stop the spam
and that worked
Was a fun write-up
ban
Juno also listens to some ambience music
Same
or tarkov map ambient
rap is awesome too
Can be, german rap just sucks
i like lots of different gernes
cuz im not a virgin who limits themselves to 1 gerne
Same here
cringe
Mainly like lofi, synthwave and electro including the ambience music :v
And ivan likes to what i know ambience
needs more research
what
it did but laptop cant handle it
So true fr
Be the real third wheel 
least retarded person in gamma server
Me: makes salad
My mother: makes salad and tells me she can't eat it anymore
The pizza from yesterday: time to get more cheese
Me now:
Literally 4 whole ass meals
hand reveal
Salad
But it's actually a big ass cucumber
definitely not blood from the basement that we don't have
I survive on others need 
oh
Oh fuck
İdk but Tarkov and Anomaly needs this
zap zap
I need to kidnap a bloodsucker and sell it to mafia
Go the electro anomaly
Time to make drugs
The scientists really need to higher their prices for weed
Zapzap
Right amount of current for right amount of time
Gonna take you a while betch, I'm full of fat
Oke 🙏
That's Turkish mindset for you
That's actually kinda cute
Bruhhh
fr*nch
you can't join a threesome if you "want to". You need permission from the couple
average twittard
i could eat all that in one sitting
Guess you're fatter then me
Oh wait
nope
I am fucking underweight
Bruv i am 50kg too
underweight 🤝
time to handshake cocks
Couldn't agree more
of course you have candles that smell good
shut up hoe
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