#๐ชbruh-fart
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ty I can always count on you kh i mean gtanil ๐
very whet
Aaaaaaaah
isnt he australian?
the only survival in that game is in the first hour after that you just explore for materials
he realized bruno has stopped nazrinposting so he's nazrinposting himself
did you finish the game
he better have an asphalt bridge
bro we haven't even fought skeleton prime yet dawg ๐
Yeah but we be using fargo's soul mod so we basically be bussin bro
it's physically impossible for me to play without eternity mode on
he post electro swing version the most which I don't really like because electro swing is a devil's music
damn it wrong reply
skill issue
what are you talking about bzeek
this one
sorry
the friendliest advice I can give you is "you'll get used to it"
i like electro swing
holy shit i found it
i like swing in general
Ah yes eternity mode. The mode that wants specific items to resist boss effects. The mode that also makes bosses harder.
I'm disowning you
I've finished the game with uuuuh, whatever calamity's first mode is but basically that's how far I went.
@stone blade this pic is basically grille 15
yes
uh oh world of tanks
Load in the HE shells
Blitz actually
your ownership ability have already been revoked due to sanctions
God that thing is such a piece of shit for a td
World of tanks??? The song of Alan Aztec???? THE hit song World of tannnnkkks?
Both on wot and wotb
you no longer are in ownership of your balls please hand them over
especially in wotb with those tiny maps
get out of my house
you so much as sneeze and you get spotted
i'm not in your house i'm in your walls. Not the same thing
The thing has no turret, its A PSEUDO TURRET with its limited ass angles
Spotting is a huge freaking 50/50 in WT
Plus the mobility is akward af
Oh you see that guy 800m away? Sure go ahead and spot him? Because sure as hell the system won't spot him and then you'll have to wait for the cooldown.
Waffentrager is such a great td compare to its pathetic t10 counterpart
Jy's waffen vertraag
They recently added soviet light tanks that once shoot you, youre lit up for 20 seconds instead of regular 10 seconds like the rest of the tanks
In wotb ofc
You are entitled to your opinion.
Im not sure about WT and whats the situation over there cuz i never played it but yeah
It is what it is
It's wild and messy
But WT can get real boring when you go into a match and 1 side dominates since the eco is so bad that people resort to send 1 tank in and then leave the game
That sounda toxic af
toldja
well, you saw his reply just now
and ppl for some reason "deify" the mods and it doesn't feel like they're memeing 
tbh falco does deserve to be deified
i'd create an entire religion based around falco's voice
fuck me
Bruh, is this a new meme?
No one asked, so i decided yall need this.
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Is that Terraria music?
yes
Terraria my beloved
Join us
No
weak.
Just returning the favor
italian ivan
same
Falcivan
@stone blade Take your screenshot
wielding a falchion
Ivanio
Falco always submits to peer pressure
I'm too kind...
peer pressure 
and italian
Literally me
you are bulgarian ofc thats you
oh sorry bulgeARYAN ๐ช ๐ ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ด
amalgamation of slavic and asian people for the purpose of backstabbing serbia and to feed into the global lidl scheme
only one of those is a hard choice if you get what I mean 
ahhhaaaaaa
i think im picking up what you are putting down my brothervoski
AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
stfu
Sometimes you need to just chill a little bit, sit back and relax :)
ASMR
Literally me
asmr? I got reserve alarm as my actual alarm when i wake up
Go day reserve : Die by glukhar
Go night reserve : Die by chads in the bunker
Calming rain and Scav on Scav violence ambience on shoreline.
home.
I love it tho its so soothing
unironically
SLUJEWE
VALIHUY SOSA
AAAH SIMIJ
VONON SUKA
Calming Rain sounds and light thunder noises from Escape From Tarkov - 30 minute mix. Recorded on Shoreline at night. Enjoy this aesthetic rain and thunder for study, relaxation or to fall asleep.
for study and relaxation
CEO of Ivan
never happening
falco writing up an essay
he's been writing for like 10 minutes
Finally
greek ivan
gyros ivan
Yo
how did this ivanception even begin
idk but i love it
its the ivan lore expanding
Too many
@narrow lotus name check....
๐ช
christ
Purge the ivan with the red name
ah you already did it yourself
there
it would have to be crystal....
fake ( real )
blame crystal for everything going on in your life (bad things)
so it was crystal who started it
i blame crystal for my mom giving birth to me
it was actually
It renamed itself to ivan
and then everyone else did
I'm speaking for myself in this case, not for Aldourien (he can defend himself just fine, me on the other hand...
)
Sorry for the long thing in advance
The "deifying" towards me is literally just a way to show "affection" because in here I'm "treated" as a user and not as a moderator and I'm okay with that, because it's something I always said: I'm a user first, a moderator second, I'm a man of the people and I'm glad when people see me as another user, and not as a dictator or shit like that (hence the 1984 in my name)
We're all friends in here (as in, the server) but this channel in particular is basically heaven for whoever want to just have a chat and fuck around, following the rules and by using a bit of common sense, of course
I always wanted to make it clear that in here there is no such thing as the "stereotype of the Discord moderator", the classic neckbeard who masturbates on ponies and has an easy finger on the ban command, and Aldourien, okay_cat, Iedy and even Larkin (new moderator) reason and work this way
So to end this long useless thing, if Aldourien muted you, there's probably a good reasons for that
@grizzled meadow change #๐ชbruh-fart to #ivan
in risk of rain
Fuck off then
people read 3 words and ignroe the rest
I don't need your input on the thing I've wrote, it's not for you
ah mb
Fellas whats crackin
crystal's skull tonight
my back
sorry my cat
Wait hol up
Seriously Ghosty this way of doing will cost you your stay on this server 
no direct offense meant but larkin is indeed a neckbeard
wdym
he has beard on his neck
muted
Larkin barkin markin
I do as well
this user owns a pair of neckbeards, bully him
why would saying "my cat stepped on my keyboard" get me muted
I don't know if this gif is allowed in here
wtf falco fulfilling the avg discord mod checklist?
ah fair enough
next he's gonna show us his favorite jar
I don't remember who the dude in the gif is
i remember it being posted several times before tho
But I remember Aldo deleting that one
Is it because its a very controversial political figure?
deleted what?
?
?
Well yes, we have #๐rules
HUH
You mean Lmao Zedong?
Yes
Lmao
๐ด ๐
(Zedong)
time to make myself a very controversial political figure to get added to the rules
Looking forward to it
@grizzled meadow u didnt answer me
You know what I mean, don't play dumb ๐
i genuinely dont
Dum dee dum 
best seller
Risk of Rain
i said my cat stepped on my keyboard which is an obvious and real excuse
and then i said
Wow thats cruel
i hope crystal dies in risk of rain

what is wrong with this
you die constantly in that game
ban @eager quest if he doesn't ivanify his name in the next 20 seconds
Like Rogue Fable 3
read #ivan if trouble
Damn I miss that game, I wish it was on steam, so addicting
ok i will
OMG
idk to what tho
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do the screen
im already pretty close to a sigma male
Ghosty are you from serbia?
WE DID IT BOYSD
Oh
WE DID IT
How do you know serbian?
i speak serbian to ivan and he thinks its romanian because hes a fucking imbecile
WE WORKED SO HARD
WE FINALLY ACOMPLISHED OUR GOAL
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Still no #read ivan if trouble
Of what???
Sorry @eager quest rules are rules
What did we achieve?
2 seconds of feeling of accomplishment
HISTORY TODAY
Mf youre making less sense than a broken vending machine
He wanted everybody in here to change the name to Ivan
not everyone ofc
He wanted to change the name channel as well
in which case we need aldo to change his aswell
Now we need @eager quest
Hmmmm
AH HE DID IT
Well his bday was a few days ago so why not
idk
i just know it
The lore is expanding


O no
@gloomy roost @lusty sonnet namecheck
No ty
Of course Im at the top 
i'm not even there 
love you guys
higher iq

I think there are few guns in new vegas that are chambered in 45 70

I think so idk
wasnt there the lever action?
Yeah there is
its in far harbour too
Very nice gif ivan
In new vegas you have different ammo types for each calibre
@heady crow vc?
no
im doing hot white girl stuff rn
mf in the friendzone
I'm posting this on my story
he is
you know who he is right?
You have regular rounds, then armor piercing, then HP that do less pen but more damage, then theres explosives etc.
God using explosive rounds in anti materiel rifle is so god damn satsfying
dude i literially havent been in vc with anyone in 2-3 weeks and i neither want to till my exams are over
its not you
bruh
understandable then
Focus on your exams ivan
how tf does that look like
you know Mortician atleast?
omg
I wish you good luck on your carrier 
My channel is dedicated to anthems, hymns and patriotic songs, here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.gg/Vw5SgNDuVV
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA THE WORD IS BANNED
Youre from mongolia?
moderation
1984
@heady crow vc? Webcam? 1-on-1 stuff?
Ah shit i'm watching a movie rn
Is a good joke
prolly will actually do something else since im giga distracted rn anyways
go on a nice walk in the evening time
have a romantic call with you
who knows
True true
but fr what are you watching?
Tom Hanks? ๐ญ
Yee
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hi
do i sniff a dnsl upload
You know it
i was going to play shadow of mordor but i'll have to delay it
remember comrades.....NOT ONE STEP BACK
Such a crazy level
@real tinsel only in your previous life you were a gambler
would you shut the fuck up
You're an addict
fuck off daniel no one likes you
Pizza?
Epi-Pens in anomaly be like
it ended exactly the way i was hoping it to end
daniel running into the wasteland was an extra
now back to mordoring the shadow
helicopter helicopter
sure
age of empires 3 capybara
I forgor... ๐ฆ
its ok
but ahahahahahahhahaha the fucking rat guy is from an earlier game show he did
this timeless classic was first published as a vinyl disc during the early 90s and is now a recognizable song that has changed the world of music forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRaxL7yzHks @heady crow
Astolfo catches some fish?! (Ngl the femboy do be catching some fish though)
:Instagram: @femboy_fishing
:twitter: @FemboyYt
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aah i see you made a youtube channel
THIS IS A REAL FUCKING FEMBOY DUDE WTF
bruno go get him
the dude even has an instagram page
wtf
oh bro ikr hes actually a fucking chad. No regular ass crossdresser in his closet the man goes out and fishes while having an actual voice thats not forced
the content is boomin ivan
all i say is I respect him
E1M1
For those who did not understand what is going on this video, here's a brief explanation: The main loud music really comes from the tesla coil sparks. They are literally playing the music due to the programmed phase, pulse width and firing frequency! So, there are no speakers, no audio / video special effects. It looks even better in perso...
HES AN ACTUAL 120% FEMBOY BRUNO
you always wanted one of those
ikr
kill
85k subs tho
mans got an audience
you cant make this shit up
i bet bruno will 100% check his instagram
theres some stuff in there too
ye this post is suprisingly cool
ah doesent embed insta funny
oh fuck he has the full streams here
WHAT THE FUCK
same dude
no i meant
fuck is there a traffic jam doing there at 10pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWOm-1mIE6A @heady crow
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Interested in training at ...
imagine
didnt know this existed
sorta. The slavs have always had unique training systems relating to olympic weightlifting
but im not really into the oly lifting scene but heard of it several times and know the gift of it
๐ช
Theyre goulash of slavs
if we bulgarians are proud of something
but bulgarian split squats are the most famous of your creations
its that we have one record that is still not broken to this day
backstabbing the serbs?
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goat
unironically one of the most chad moments for bulgaria
literially greatest of all time
imagine being 1987
you break the record and youre really happy
only to realise 30 years later that shit is still not gonna be broken
ye but you live in bulgaria
:(
thats what i thought
FINLAAAND
VITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
wtf
stefan botev is in the weightlifting hall of fame
damn
"i tried to lift 290 but my coach stopped me cuz of the olympics since i could injust but i was 90% ready to do it easily"
ok chad

lmoa
Hey before you ask, heres the video i used to the side by side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8qNb0CovGk
And here's the game i used as well.
https://www.roblox.com/games/7929786949/Hyper-realistic-guns-Remake-2-NEW-CARS
Roblox has actual hands now?
@grizzled meadow
I am
Crysal isn't held back by limits
I am
genderfluid pan/bi/omni sexual with a preference for women
Take it or leave it
+69420 western world privilege
Yes
cherry/peach/orange/lemon/apple/banana/berrie/iced smoothie
same
i am
Romanian
Hello romanian individual
I am polish ๐ค
Please don't apply Worms rules into reality, this happens
i thought that 2nd word was Bruno and i was mildly interested
?
Just can't read it when i zoom in
that music sounds familiar
It's alien deep sea humanoid Crystal, Kristil.
Incapable of violance
that's not the Crysal I know
is that from that german streamer guy who plays HoI4? 
ะดะฐ ะดะฐ, ะตัั ะพะดะธะฝ ะผะตะผัะธะบ ะฟะพ ะผะณัั
#metalgearrising #mgr #ะพัััะพะฒัะพะบัะพะฒะธั #ะดะถะธะผั ะพะบะธะฝั #rulesofnature #raiden
"Requirements to be my friends"
It's the mexican flag
Finally a good (new) edit
๐ฎ๐น
Don't trust him
I take a break from brainfart for the day and this is what I see
Makes sense
You missed wholesome bonding time last night with moon.
Who?
Itโs past midnight man, Iโm not at peak stupid
it's 8:22
\
i played dido thank you while walking outside and the sunset is rising
it's a vibe
it can't compare to Bury the light tho
hi
yeah don't
I wouldve thought that most stalker related servers would be pro russian
But not the case
Oh yeah GOOD MORNING
I gotta be ALL of those????
I thought stalker took place in ukraine?
Yeah but stalker has an overwhelmingly huge russian fanbsse
https://youtu.be/dLPvfmbVdJg
@heady crow calmest metal music
Abruptum - De Prufundis Mors Vas Cousumet
Go to sleep
just eat them
bedbugs exist?
i have doubts crystal could harm a fly
if a mosquito landed on his arm and started sucking his blood he'd ask nicely for the mosquito to fly away
Yes, these little fucks
oh god so they are like ticks?
Nah
ah had that sort of vibe
I remember two summers ago I had to deal with an infestation of those mfs.
yeah
Couldn't sleep for a week.
Also, according to the CDC for here apparently bedbugs donโt pose a risk of disease, so even the CDC is saying theyโre just really fucking annoying

i'd burn the house down
any kind of infestation must be dealt with burning the house down
can they bite you
Yes, but all they cause is minor rashes and itching
that's a problem
The main issue is you scratching the rashes and getting sick that way
I had to gas the attic.
hi
Hello
Sup
ALO
da
โค๏ธ๐ค
man this feels like bait for edgy teenagers with all the "they tortured themselfs to get the screams WOWZERS"
Oh this is the Ivan I remember.
im cool now look at them glasses
!!!!
Nah the vocalist just had to visit Bulgaria
Then again Iโve probably got the best conditions for bedbugs due to being poor, I got my mattress as a hand me down from my uncle, itโs just laying on the floor cause I canโt afford a frame or box spring, and my floor is carpeted

@lusty sonnet

I tried
Iโll keep waiting then
You gotta elaborate on that, itโs 3:30am and Iโm sleep deprived
retard
Thanks, I guess, Iโm too tired to care
his water looks like mercury
Dude I can feel the fuckers crawling on me, Iโm not sleeping, Iโm sitting in my office
And by office I mean two steps to my tiny desk
Its carpeted ffs
water or mercury hes still making piss
Theyโre probably everywhere
ah like from wall to wall like americans usually do?
Almost, the carpet is isolated to just my bedroom, rest of the house is tiles
Bed without frame is like burger without the meat bruh.
more like without the bun
That happens when you canโt afford to buy the burger and eat the leftovers from someone else.
Hmm, at least I got a good reason to finally take this 5 hour energy Iโve been saving
Itโs stimpack time
Oh no, not Rorschach.
Interesting ingredients.
i feel like meth is the main one
Dietary.
I feel like meth would be healthier

Fun fact, the โnatural flavorsโ thing in foods is sometimes beaver anal glands, apparently itโs used as an additive to make a lot of foods taste better
I think Iโm bored
Forklift Certification, finally
theres some entertainment for the next 13 minutes
and then a lifetime of entertainment when you get a forklift
oh my god
hes perfect
does he use his forklift to lift comically large forks?
my brother
Absolutely not, but heโs good enough
a forklift is a comically large fork
Nope, he moves around pallets of freshly made cardboard boxes
then why is it called forklift and not forkbig

bcs the main function is to lift not to big
if the forklift is a fork itself, then shouldn't it be lifting itself and not other objects?
Whatever you want it to mean, Iโm tired man
that entirely destroys the idea of a forklift
no it shouldnt
the main reason for a fork to even exist is to lift objects to your mouth
and forklift just lifts its fork in the same way
the fork is the fucking fork in the forklift and not the entire forklift
Forkception.
GOD THINK FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE KHAA
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Hehe space song
God my chest hurts
WHY
Mmm, good lubricant
Also good morning brainfart family
Sheesh mayor still around too.

Good morning, Iโm in a cold sweat and my heart is on fire thanks to the joys of condensed energy drink

Palpitation?
Nah, just severe heartburn
Sucks 
Almost like this shouldnโt be in my body, who woulda thunk
Gotta chill on the energy drinks then.
I only take these things in emergencies when I need to stay awake, last time I had one was a year ago when my grandmother went into shock due to low blood sugar at 4am and we had to go to the hospital

Was only partially joking while saying this
Yeahhhhh i mean i am capabale of violance so it's just close but not direct
Whatโs the reason for the name change this time Crystal
Also gm guys
Good morning
A joke
Fair enough
Plus i actually like it for some reason
Here's a reminder that great mods exist for games.
NOT THOSE NOOOOO AAAAAQA
It is inevitable
the slaps on the reloads always get me
okay
Bro the screaming 
How most arguments would go in Brainfart imo
Me with Aerith
Wouldnโt be surprised
It probably involved Aldourien somehow too
Yeah cuz of the ultimate massive shitposting
Paint me like one of your French cats
Only difference is he half throws you out, pulls you back in sometime later.
Either that or he annihilates you immediately and moves on
Yeah
I mean some of us deserve it so
Yea
well not me

A day will come that you'll be all alone here, we perished.

That's kinda edgy bro
There will be headings that say THE UNDERAGE LIVED THROUGH BRAINFART EXPERIENCE
That sounds even more sus
It sure does
Yes, oui
Whee
Bonjour
Goodbye
Salut
Fyi I've been here since the start of brainfart and only got one warning, nothing else. You've been naughtier than me.
I only get dms and no warnings
GรNAYDIN GรZEL KARDEลฤฐM NASILSIN
Baguette
I couldnโt resist the funni political/national stereotypes of my own country

Oil moment
I've been warned for the religion 
Hilarious
Always thought doing a joke about the 9 year old lore with my religion and get banned but then ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No need
Saving for the end times
twitch at home
Octane from Apex at home is just your local crack dealer/user
Only had one warning and that was well
Outside of brainfart and an accident
Change my mind
Never knew em
Understandable
Allll aboard the Octraiiin
they even gave him the accent 
Define "accident"
Not the definition of accident mind you
Your experience
I'd say something rather...slipped out of my mouth and it had to do something with discrimination
And hate
Ah German moment
Sheeeesh
Understandable
heheeheh your mom
And i also still played stalker at that time :3
Sortaaa
Also your GPU: goodbye
what did you get mayo?
hehe
I didn't buy yet but depends on my situation in couple days from not on.
I currently have Vega 56 which has a lot of problems with Xray.
GTX 3000000 with 200tb of space
Nah
I'm selling this atm, gonna buy either a second hand of 6600xt or 6700xt, depending on my money situation like I said.
spam

retard
russian
Whoa man
blocked
Damn
Murica moment
instantly blocked
a mimir
Turu
literally me
This calls for a tactical knife
Tactical, not practical
You need to buy the DLC to kill
My uncle pawned my dadโs hunting rifle a while ago, we just have the scope left over


Nooooo xd
CRYSTAL
What
Nope, he left the scope, and some spare bullets
Eh?
Suffer
Fucking hell dude

i mean
Just put it on a goddamn gun 
it does look cute
Lemmie go find the bullets, be right back
but it's very homo
Awww!~
Itโs slam firing time
Thank you ivan!
:)
You are welcome
No.
yes

Have a lonely hunting scope instead
No
Cute bullets
Now time to
Enter the
Gungeon
And draw faces on oversized bullets
I have that on my PS4
my man here hoarding ammo during all these shortages
I hate that i don't have it
My brother in Christ look closer, most of those rounds are spent casings





