🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

What they want to hear, as per usual

I’m not that stupid

[upbeat bobcat]

Yikes

[swift scarab]

Yet

[stone blade]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROACHINNGGGGG

[heady crow]

BEEERRRY

[swift scarab]

Epic emote fail

[stone blade]

bruh what's with the music emote

LITERALLY

WHY DOES IT DO THAT

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-emote-fail-gif-25663059

[heady crow]

bcs you copy pasted it you dummy

[real tinsel]

do what ivan

[stone blade]

no

[upbeat bobcat]

World just isn't ready ivan

[heady crow]

yes

ur dumb

[swift scarab]

He tried to spam the music emote

[stone blade]

bro

[swift scarab]

Here

[stone blade]

i don't retard

i use the emote menu

[real tinsel]

you very much retard ivan

[swift scarab]

[stone blade]

im on phone

[real tinsel]

im on your mom

[stone blade]

hahahhahahaah

[swift scarab]

She lives across the state, makes no difference to me

[real tinsel]

[stone blade]

comedian

[swift scarab]

Bug funi

Yey

[stone blade]

even if i post a single one it doesn't transform into emote and stays like text

[swift scarab]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stone blade]

:music-1:

[swift scarab]

Aha

[swift scarab]

I know why

[stone blade]

look

[upbeat bobcat]

Mobile bug?

[stone blade]

text is not blue like other ones

yes

[real tinsel]

ivan you're so dumb

[stone blade]

Ty khatil ❤️

u2

[stone blade]

mine don't

[swift scarab]

No -1 after

[stone blade]

why does it say that

[swift scarab]

Skill issue, fuck should I know

I just live here

[real tinsel]

why do you live in #🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

if you live here you should know

[swift scarab]

The rent is cheap

Landlords are kinda dicks though

[real tinsel]

we don't charge rent

[upbeat bobcat]

I can imagine derpy's eyes rolling around

[real tinsel]

you're being fucked chaos

[stone blade]

landlords are asshole tho

[swift scarab]

We’re charged in warnings and mutes for bad memes

[real tinsel]

did he lose them

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah, they just do

İn their sockets

[swift scarab]

I can move my eyes independently if I try

[real tinsel]

chaos how did you manage to lose your eyes in their own sockets

[swift scarab]

Go away Larkin, back to candy land with ye

[swift scarab]

Skill

[upbeat bobcat]

It was never his eyes to begin with

[hidden patio]

Don't make me dunk on you again like last night.

[swift scarab]

I don’t remember last night

[real tinsel]

chaos can i have your eyes

[stone blade]

can i have your balls

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pog-gif-18706773

[swift scarab]

My foreskins already gone, sure I guess

[real tinsel]

no, i'll have his balls as well

[stone blade]

split?

🤝

[real tinsel]

no eat shit ivan suck my small cock

[stone blade]

no

i won't do that

[real tinsel]

yes

you will

[stone blade]

you do it yourself

[swift scarab]

You just want mine cause it’s bigger then yours

[upbeat bobcat]

After exam

[real tinsel]

i can't do it anymore my flexibility is gone

[upbeat bobcat]

Ouch

[real tinsel]

old man bones

[stone blade]

mf gon die

[upbeat bobcat]

Marilyn Manson liked that

[swift scarab]

My legs sound like glowsticks when I get out of my chair

[real tinsel]

at some point yes

[swift scarab]

Why don’t I fucking glow yet

[upbeat bobcat]

God doesn't want

[real tinsel]

shove some actual glowsticks into your thighs to fix this mild problem

[upbeat bobcat]

Time is not right

[swift scarab]

Imagine if cracking your neck made your eyes glow like flashlights

[real tinsel]

then how would i see

[swift scarab]

Ask a blind person

[real tinsel]

blind people's eyes don't glow

[swift scarab]

Sure they do

[real tinsel]

no they don't

[swift scarab]

Crack his neck yourself and find out

[real tinsel]

i've seen blind people

[swift scarab]

:)

[heady crow]

ur dumb
i dont retard

[real tinsel]

that sounds rude

[swift scarab]

You sound rude

[real tinsel]

i am rude

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqcl-xqcow-loop-clap-gif-19584806

[swift scarab]

Play both at the same time on pc for funny

[stone blade]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

So funny

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

ty

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[upbeat bobcat]

🍑

[stone blade]

peach

[upbeat bobcat]

Fun fact, piç means bastard in my lang

[real tinsel]

it's such a stupid word though

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah

[stone blade]

пич means "a dude" in Bulgarian

[real tinsel]

piç means nothing in azerbaijani

[upbeat bobcat]

I can't use Cyrillic

[stone blade]

azerbaijdani useless language

[heady crow]

pic means nothing in finnish

[stone blade]

however you spell it

[real tinsel]

i spelled it retard

you had to copy paste it

[stone blade]

you did

wow

[real tinsel]

wuw

[upbeat bobcat]

Wiw

[stone blade]

he did it

[real tinsel]

waw

[stone blade]

stfu

[real tinsel]

did he

[stone blade]

keyboard small

[upbeat bobcat]

Uwu

[swift scarab]

I take 5 seconds to try and search for memes and you all sound like you’re gonna fuck again

[stone blade]

it's their fault

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[real tinsel]

we're in a constant state of sex 🤝

[real tinsel]

for your information mayo, i did genuinely laugh at this

[upbeat bobcat]

Good for you mang, such an adventure this person is

[real tinsel]

he or she indeed seems like an adventurous person

[upbeat bobcat]

Voice cords more flexible than my future

[stone blade]

voice cords more flexible than khatyl

ahahhaahahah

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[real tinsel]

your future is much more flexible than you think. But i won't be providing further details to not get banned for enabling

[swift scarab]

I found good memes from ancient times in my phone, but they’re too spicy for here

[real tinsel]

ivan shut the fuck up

[stone blade]

gilgamesh?

[swift scarab]

Nah

[stone blade]

I won't, sorry

try again later

[real tinsel]

understandable, speak then 🤝

[swift scarab]

Here, gimmie a bit

[real tinsel]

a bit of what

[swift scarab]

Done

[real tinsel]

don't suppose i could give you that

[swift scarab]

Gentlemen, it’s time

To take Benadryl

[heady crow]

pro tip: if you take 40 benadryls you can play a first person horror survival game irl

[swift scarab]

Been told that one already

[real tinsel]

if you take 40 benadryls you die

bet you hadn't heard this one before smart guy

[heady crow]

prolly

[heady crow]

ill prove you wrong

[swift scarab]

Think again, time to implode

[heady crow]

yooo wtff stalker anomaly irl??

[fading shuttle]

if you take an upper like cocaine and a downer like heroine, instead of going high or low you will go sideways

[swift scarab]

I prefer

Loopdeloops

[stone blade]

i do belong on a kross

[fading shuttle]

what did they do to Vulpes Inculta

i will never forgive the japanese

[real tinsel]

modernization

[upbeat bobcat]

Localization

[real tinsel]

americans are more interested in japanese stuff than japanese people

and pretty much rest of the world

[swift scarab]

Time to die

[real tinsel]

i am right

ban me

[swift scarab]

You wish

Larkin, you heard

[real tinsel]

how many weebs are there in america

[swift scarab]

He’s probably gone

[upbeat bobcat]

That is so cringe

[real tinsel]

then compare this to how many weebs there are in japan

0

[swift scarab]

Oh that’s hilarious

[real tinsel]

japan is based

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, my meme of a man farting has been deemed too explicit for the server

Society

[upbeat bobcat]

You like to think there's like no gamers or console users in Taiwan because they produce every kind of hardware?

[real tinsel]

no

i'm attempting to start a conflict

[upbeat bobcat]

Right

[swift scarab]

I’d advise against that

[real tinsel]

i don't take your advice

[swift scarab]

No one ever does

[upbeat bobcat]

Advisor derpy neko

[real tinsel]

i will wait for the next attempt at starting conflict

[swift scarab]

Pineapple on pizza

[real tinsel]

that's been done a lot

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

Pizza on pineapple

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrAG6y53Vl8

[upbeat bobcat]

Eh

[real tinsel]

i'll wait for game-related conversations to throw wood into them

[heady crow]

vids on lifting theory are apparently too nsfw

[swift scarab]

Hah

[upbeat bobcat]

Now watch me gather butthurts

new vegas is overrated

[swift scarab]

We should name the channel that

#butthurt

I like it

[real tinsel]

it won't work since we've talked about starting a conflict

[heady crow]

WAIT OH YEAH ABOUT THE CHANNELS NAME

@grizzled meadow brainfart fridayy

[swift scarab]

Oh wait, that’s just Twitter, my bad

:)

[real tinsel]

he's gonna make it brainfart-friday again and forget to change for 4 days

[heady crow]

kekw

@hidden patio sorry for the ping but falco is gone and we desperately need the channel to be renamed as the tradition goes

[swift scarab]

Hilarious

Never apologize, it makes their ego bigger

You fool

You’ll make another Aldo at this rate

[real tinsel]

ah #🎪bruh-fart at last

[heady crow]

thanks larkiiin love youuuuu

[real tinsel]

begin fridayposting

[heady crow]

;3 <33

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-goro-majima-disco-friday-gif-16566350

Obligatory yakuza moment

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-friday-friday-cat-cat-friday-gif-24004766

[swift scarab]

And it would seem the aforementioned Benadryl has begun to take aff ct

Where’d my e go

[heady crow]

[swift scarab]

Benadryl took my e, can’t have shit in Detroit

[heady crow]

is it now beenadryl?

[upbeat bobcat]

Bern-a-drill

[heady crow]

@stone blade we go to poland for 1914 show?

[real tinsel]

been playing too much drg again?

[upbeat bobcat]

İdd

[upbeat bobcat]

What happened in 1914?

[swift scarab]

CJ arose from the ashes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mori-calliope-moripog-callipog-gif-19078476

[swift scarab]

And now, for bed

[heady crow]

alriight gn Verified Chaos Enjoyer!!

sleep well

[swift scarab]

I wont, but alright

[upbeat bobcat]

Nini

[heady crow]

also Verified Chaos Enjoyer is quite the mouthfull what do i even call you

[swift scarab]

Literally everyone else finds a way to either not say it at all or just say chaos

[heady crow]

ill just call you derpy then its cuter that way

[swift scarab]

I have enough servers where I’m treated like a child, please just call me the n word

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhh

[swift scarab]

It’d be a change of pace for once

[upbeat bobcat]

We're all equals here

Except ivan

He's dumb

[swift scarab]

“Equals”

[real tinsel]

equals what

[upbeat bobcat]

What what

[real tinsel]

equals

what

[heady crow]

mfer is tryna get me banned

[upbeat bobcat]

What's wrong with that Larkin ha

[swift scarab]

Good, that was the intended reaction

[heady crow]

alriight so chaos it is then :(

[swift scarab]

I fail to see why this is a sticking point for you

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-final-fantasy-stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin-gif-21954964

[real tinsel]

chaos

[swift scarab]

soahC

[real tinsel]

cock

penis

dick

[upbeat bobcat]

Succ

[real tinsel]

willy

[hidden patio]

Yo. If this isn't a troll or playing dumb then I think you should probably re read the messages again and go meditate on your life and how your brain farted its last cell today.

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why the channel is called brainfart right

[real tinsel]

long johnson

[swift scarab]

Wiener

[hidden patio]

Checks out. You survive this round.

[real tinsel]

pecker

peter

prick

[swift scarab]

Dong

[upbeat bobcat]

Ugh

[real tinsel]

magnum dong

[heady crow]

he refuses to associate with us lepers for he his of noble descent and better than us

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hqrg-dropped-my-monster-condom-gif-14341699

[swift scarab]

That’s funny

[real tinsel]

schlong

[hidden patio]

I mean here's the thing. Yall want the ban so if I do it, I lose. Besides watching you spin up Falco and get him all worries is hilarious

[heady crow]

ye it is what it is

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean I meant as us brainfarters

[heady crow]

arent you supposed too be asleep tho

[swift scarab]

Mutually assured destruction

[real tinsel]

PENIS

PENIS

PENIS

PENIS

PENIS

fed

analyst

prosecutor

sergeant

peeper

[hidden patio]

p!mute @real tinsel 5s it took you too long to actually be brave enough

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel has been muted for 5 seconds.

[real tinsel]

brave enough for what

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd like to think us here brainfart as equals, trying to get banned is a whole another matter

[swift scarab]

I wanted to see if he triggered a sleeper cell or something

[real tinsel]

ban the entire channel

[hidden patio]

To actually say penis. It was like watching a pg movie for 5 minutes before you worked up the courage

[swift scarab]

sinep

[real tinsel]

i said dick and cock which are superior to penis

[upbeat bobcat]

You aren't James May

[real tinsel]

penis is the scientific term which emits virgin energy

[hidden patio]

Eh. Don't care you were clearly nervous.

[real tinsel]

cock

dick

balls

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLS

[hidden patio]

This whole channel does.

[heady crow]

estonian mustard?

[swift scarab]

Huh?

[pastel quartz]

n||iceca||r

[heady crow]

sinep is estonian mustard

[swift scarab]

Never heard of it

[lucid panther]

Dick is just a name. Cock is another word for rooster. Ain't shit compared to the p-word

[real tinsel]

nuts

ballocks

family jewels

gonads

[swift scarab]

Primate?

[upbeat bobcat]

Whatbis special about that? I'm seriously curious

[real tinsel]

cullions

[lucid panther]

Shh do you WANT to get banned??

[real tinsel]

stones

STONES

STONES

[lusty sonnet]

how about fallus?

[real tinsel]

STONES

ROCK AND STONE

[swift scarab]

Not yet

[real tinsel]

⛏️

[heady crow]

its name being the reverse of penis

[real tinsel]

testicles

[swift scarab]

We spell it as phallus here

[real tinsel]

male genitaliums

i'm out of words

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair

[lucid panther]

قضيب

[swift scarab]

Ah, same type of bottle my superglue comes in

[lusty sonnet]

language difference

[hidden patio]

Get a better vocabulary then.

[real tinsel]

we call testicles daşşağ

[heady crow]

prolly tastes the same too

[real tinsel]

it's pronounced dash shakh

[zenith grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcasm-hahaha-not-funny-lame-i-dont-care-gif-4917610

[upbeat bobcat]

I was excited for new type of mustard

[swift scarab]

Guys look, he did the funny Middle East language, everyone laugh

[pastel quartz]

mild english mustard best mustard

[lucid panther]

why me there's another who's literaly writing different words for dick, more than me

[swift scarab]

[lucid panther]

Bro I'm from the middle east lol

[heady crow]

racism

[zenith grove]

trying to do it in a different language is the "funny"

[real tinsel]

testicles
testes (singular testis)
acorns
agates
apples
apricots
bags
ballocks
balls
bangers
bannocks
baws (Scottish)
beans
bean bags
berries
bollocks
bolls
boys
bubbles
cherries
chicken nuggets
chuckles
clockweights
cobblers (Cockney rhyming slang)
cods
coin purse
cojones (US)
crown jewels
cubes
cullions (archaic)
eggs
family jewels
giggle berries
gonads
goolies (UK, Aus)
gooseberries (UK, dated)
huevos
Jacobs
jawbreakers
klackers
knackers
loins
love spuds
marbles
nadgers (UK)
nads (UK, US) (from gonads)
nards
nuts
pebbles
plums
potatoes
pods
profiteroles
rocks
spuds
stepchildren
stones
store
sweetmeats
swingers
taters
teabags
tests
twins
watermelons
yams
yarbles

[zenith grove]

nvm...

[upbeat bobcat]

Yarbles

[swift scarab]

And i live in space, how should I know that

[lucid panther]

check my cringe about me

[real tinsel]

you live in your grandma's house

[swift scarab]

Grandfather’s

[heady crow]

you were born in the wrong generation?

[swift scarab]

Grandma has diabetes and onset dementia

[lusty sonnet]

feels like wordlist.txt but shittier

[real tinsel]

grandpas always die soon

[lucid panther]

yes

[real tinsel]

it'll be grandma's soon

[swift scarab]

Do not remind me

[heady crow]

when were you supposed to be born

[real tinsel]

eat shit romanian god

[lusty sonnet]

sure

[real tinsel]

🤝

bag
ball bag
ballsac
ballsack
ballpark
bawbag (Scottish)
bean bag
bollock sack
cocksack
cock sack
coin purse
codlings
duffle bag
dulap
footbag
knapsack
mud flap
nutsack
sack
scrot
scrote (Australian)
sporran
tea bag
treasure chest

[swift scarab]

Scrot

[upbeat bobcat]

Ballbag

[real tinsel]

mud flap

[swift scarab]

Codlings

[real tinsel]

treasure chest

[zenith grove]

@hidden patio are we supposed to do anything?

[heady crow]

no

[hidden patio]

p!mute @real tinsel 1m congrats you figured out copy paste.

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel has been muted for 1 minute.

[upbeat bobcat]

[swift scarab]

Larkin started the thesaurus

[hidden patio]

If we ban them they win. Therefore I just troll them. Khaaytil already told Falco I'm mean anyway. It was cute

[swift scarab]

By the way, one of you mind muting me for an hour so I can stop getting distracted and sleep

[upbeat bobcat]

Troll

[zenith grove]

i wasnt about to ban him, just mute him for another 7 days

so i can go back to watching youtube peacefully

[swift scarab]

Imagine being peaceful

Can’t relate

[upbeat bobcat]

^

[real tinsel]

joystick (slang)
kielbasa (slang)
knob (slang, UK)
lad (slang, Ireland)
langer (slang, Ireland)
lingam (slang)
love muscle (slang)
love stick (slang)
love truncheon (slang)
love wand (slang)
machine [⇒ thesaurus] (obsolete)
magnum (slang)
Master John Goodfellow
male member
manhood (euphemistic)
manhood (euphemistic)
man-meat (slang)
meat [⇒ thesaurus] (slang)
meat puppet (UK, slang)
meat rod (slang)
meatstick (slang)
meat stick (slang)
member
membrum virile
nature's scythe (obsolete, UK, slang)
nob (slang, UK)
old chap (slang)
one-eyed trouser snake (slang)
octagon (slang)
organ [⇒ thesaurus] (slang)
package (slang)
pecker (slang)
peen (slang)
pee-pee (childish)
pee-wee (childish)
pego (archaic, slang)
penis
peter (slang)
phallus
pickle (slang)
piece [⇒ thesaurus]
piece of pork (slang)
pike (obsolete)
pingas (slang, dated)
pink cigar (slang)
pink oboe (slang)
pintle (dialect)
pipe (slang)
pisser (slang)
piston (slang)
pizzle (Australia, UK)
plonker (British)
pork sword (slang)
prick (slang)
pud (slang)
purple-headed yogurt slinger (slang)
putz (slang, Yiddish)

[swift scarab]

And he’s back

[real tinsel]

p-word (euphemistic)
python (slang)
ramrod (slang)
rape tool (slang)
rod (slang)
root (slang)
rutter (slang)
salami (slang)
sausage (slang)
schlong (slang, Yiddish)
schmuck (colloquial, Yiddish)
sex tool (slang)
shaft
shlong (slang)
shmekl (שמעקל)
skin flute (slang)
snake [⇒ thesaurus] (slang)
snausage (slang)
spitstick (slang)
stem (slang)
stretcher (obsolete)
sucker (obsolete, UK, slang)
swipe (archaic, slang)
tadger (Australia, UK)
tagger (slang)
tail (slang)
tallywhacker (slang)
tarse (archaic)
thing (slang)
thingy [⇒ thesaurus] (slang, euphemistic)
third leg (slang)
tic tac (slang)
todger (Australia, UK)
tool [⇒ thesaurus] (slang)
trouser monkey (slang)
trouser snake (slang)
truncheon (euphemistic)
tube steak (North America, UK, slang)
unit (slang)
virile member
wang (slang)
weapon [⇒ thesaurus] (slang)
wee-wee (childish)
weenie (informal)
weeny (informal)
whang (slang)
wick (slang)
widgie (UK, dialect)
widdler (childish)
wiener (US, childish)
willie (childish)
willy (childish)
wingwang (slang)
winkle (childish)
winky (slang)
yard (obsolete)
ying-yang (slang)

[hidden patio]

Sure go for it

[upbeat bobcat]

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-infinity-war-thanos-gone-for-the-head-snap-gif-12260153

[real tinsel]

the fuck is a meronym

[heady crow]

cya khaa

[real tinsel]

bye bye

[heady crow]

you got the laughing at mute?

[upbeat bobcat]

You'll be forgotten

[real tinsel]

mayo has it

[hidden patio]

Wait. I have a new idea

[swift scarab]

Oh boy, an idea, that’s new

[real tinsel]

that's good to hear

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not at PC sadgely

[hidden patio]

We need to make a brainfart jail. They can only view or talk in a channel that censors every single message

Make them sit in what they hate

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[real tinsel]

hate what

[heady crow]

larking new idea. Make a channel that everyone can see but its the only one khaa can see and write in. Itd be like a zoo exhibit for us

[real tinsel]

i enjoy being the way i am

[swift scarab]

We’d exploit it somehow

[swift scarab]

YES

[real tinsel]

ah my very own channel

[hidden patio]

You think so.

[real tinsel]

yes please

[swift scarab]

Someone figures a way out eventually

And I still want my 1 hour mute to sleep

[lucid panther]

screenshots can circumvent anything basically

[zenith grove]

no

[swift scarab]

Damn

[heady crow]

richyy you still didnt answer me

what generation were you supposed to be born in

[lucid panther]

what was the question

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[hidden patio]

Why on earth would we give you anything you want?

[swift scarab]

Time for funny German artist

[hidden patio]

Except I can stop those

[lucid panther]

one not ravaged by neocolonialism, capitalism, and petty PC bullshit

i.e one with no twitter

[heady crow]

return to monkey?

[lucid panther]

basically yea

[heady crow]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

I wish

https://tenor.com/view/monki-monkey-monki-flip-monki-flip-on-ice-monkey-flip-gif-20254327

[zenith grove]

p! warn @swift scarab you either go to sleep like a normal person and stop trying to bend the rules without breaking them or i can just show you the door out

[foggy mantle]

@swift scarab has been warned.

[lucid panther]

I think you can disallow media in select channels

so no pics and shit

[hidden patio]

Discord has an api.

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Tempting but you win this round

[heady crow]

chaos made the mistake of thinking the mods liked us

[swift scarab]

For now

[real tinsel]

falco does

[lucid panther]

Falco's the most based mod man

[upbeat bobcat]

It's just visual

[lucid panther]

except when he picks on me

[heady crow]

falco isnt even a mod hes one of us

[real tinsel]

falco the mod of the century

[heady crow]

wish falco would pick me up

[real tinsel]

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

[lucid panther]

I'm his little chungus, cry about it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/freaks-one-of-us-accepting-little-people-party-gif-5441857

[heady crow]

i will cry about it

[hidden patio]

Here's the thing. I don't dislike any of you. Except khaaytil because they are too unoriginal. However I like trolling more than I like any of you.

[lucid panther]

no please don't you're too precious

[heady crow]

nah its manly asf to shed a tear or two

[real tinsel]

i don't like you either mod man. Feelings mutual 🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

Tears are necessary once in a while

[heady crow]

who else up like this rn

[hidden patio]

It's okay. I'm sure you want to believe that. I understand being sad when you realize you lost.

[heady crow]

i like larkin

[real tinsel]

i like you

[upbeat bobcat]

I like y'all

[heady crow]

i like you too even though you got me muted for the first time

[real tinsel]

2 times

[real tinsel]

or did i get you muted only once

[heady crow]

dunno

[hidden patio]

Probably once. You gotta learn to be better.

[real tinsel]

the first one was for enabling me i don't remember the second one

[lusty sonnet]

🤔

[hidden patio]

Have a good night, and enjoy your Friday. And kha when you complain to Falco later about being picked. Realize it's how I feel when I have to babysit you instead of doing literally anything else.

[heady crow]

alriight cya larkin

[heady crow]

have a good rest of your day or whatever time of the clock it is for you

[real tinsel]

nads (UK, US) (from gonads)
nards
nuts
pebbles
plums
potatoes
pods
profiteroles
rocks
spuds
stepchildren
stones
store
sweetmeats
swingers
taters
teabags
tests
twins
watermelons
yams
yarbles

clockweights
cobblers (Cockney rhyming slang)
cods
coin purse
cojones (US)
crown jewels
cubes
cullions (archaic)
eggs
family jewels
giggle berries
gonads
goolies (UK, Aus)
gooseberries (UK, dated)
huevos
Jacobs
jawbreakers
klackers
knackers
loins
love spuds
marbles
nadgers (UK)

bag
ball bag
ballsac
ballsack
ballpark
bawbag (Scottish)
bean bag
bollock sack
cocksack
cock sack
coin purse
codlings
duffle bag
dulap
footbag
knapsack
mud flap
nutsack
sack
scrot
scrote (Australian)
sporran
tea bag
treasure chest

see you in a week #🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

Now you just reposting

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-wave-bye-gif-15387504

[hidden patio]

Literally the saddest attempt I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure a baby in the womb is more of an edge lord

Still not muting you, go be productive of your own will, I'm not your dad thank god

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

[lusty sonnet]

imagine making a script that makes anything Khaa sends blocked by automod

[real tinsel]

why not replace it with something else

[heady crow]

Ares its you time to shine

[lusty sonnet]

funnier to block

[upbeat bobcat]

Isnt his own channel similar idea

[lusty sonnet]

dunno how sensitive automod can be tuned as i've never used it before

but should be pretty easy

[real tinsel]

when am i getting my own channel

i only see fake promises

[heady crow]

Ares my laptop cant run medieval 2 😭

ong im gonna install the disc version on this mf and see if that runs

[upbeat bobcat]

Not up to me

[real tinsel]

it was larkin's idea

@hidden patio

[abstract path]

I sadly do know

[real tinsel]

when am i getting my channel

[abstract path]

And i regret knowing

[upbeat bobcat]

Total war?

[hidden patio]

When you make your own discord. when am I getting my own channel waaaaa fuck no one would even look at it anyway because it would be a blackhole of intelligence and creativity.

[lusty sonnet]

hm

[hidden patio]

Also the fuck did you think pinging me would get other than you made fun of like the last 30 minutes

[upbeat bobcat]

Fuckin rude

[heady crow]

Ye

[hidden patio]

Ps not even mad. Just honestly surprised that you want me to keep goin

[lusty sonnet]

f, better play destiny 2 with me

[real tinsel]

please noo don't keep going

stop

[upbeat bobcat]

Have you Googled? Maybe install dx8 or 9 libraries

[hidden patio]

Ok. I hope you have a good night. Honestly you're probably a good person. But I'm not lol so if you troll me I'm gonna troll you. I don't mean anything terrible.

Dang I actually feel a bit bad.

[real tinsel]

bye bye

[abstract path]

That's an L

Gn khaa

[real tinsel]

i just woke up dingus

[upbeat bobcat]

Crysal use your eyes

[lucid panther]

Lark's going to sleep

[abstract path]

That prooves that you aren't as that bad

[winter summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874214351052111895/902533663894409276/caption.gif

[lucid panther]

Dude Larkin's mostly really wholesome, I can't take his threats seriously thanks to how helpful and really nice he is outside of this fucking channel

[umbral ivy]

Larkin I kneel

[hidden patio]

True. I just hope khaa knows that I'm not being serious about the insults. I don't want to put them in a bad place.

[lusty sonnet]

he can take it

[abstract path]

This is brainfart

[lusty sonnet]

he likes it

[real tinsel]

i do like it

[abstract path]

Noone takes most things to heart here

[upbeat bobcat]

Hatred is Kha s fuel

[lucid panther]

I really don't get most of you guys lol

[abstract path]

Thank you😂🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

You need to buy the DLC to get us

[abstract path]

Za monolit 🤝

[umbral ivy]

Why the fuck its in japanese lol

[winter summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/486446086030884866/940930780224454706/FKI5E89XwAEdCG5_2.gif

[abstract path]

I do believe that though

[real tinsel]

unbelievable

how long have you been here

you should get us by now

[lucid panther]

a couple of weeks max?

[abstract path]

Damn

[upbeat bobcat]

Should be enough

[real tinsel]

that's enough time to get the schtick of this channel

[abstract path]

True

I mean i sorta enjoy it here ngl

[real tinsel]

crystal got it in a few days i think

[lucid panther]

Well in server as general, I've just been lurking here when I want my brain to die

[abstract path]

Yeah because i know how people are

[green bone]

Why not

[upbeat bobcat]

Crysal got it because he's always high in berries

[real tinsel]

crystal picks the wrong berries every time

[umbral ivy]

Onii chan…

[lucid panther]

How? This channel has been nothing but just

slow bro

[upbeat bobcat]

If you gonna ERP let us know beforehand

[heady crow]

Maybe when i get a good enough internet connection to download it

[abstract path]

you haven't seen the rich days of this channel blyat

[lusty sonnet]

Iron Banner is here 👀

[upbeat bobcat]

True

[green bone]

[lucid panther]

for better or for worse lol

[real tinsel]

yes

[abstract path]

Both pretty much

[umbral ivy]

Fuck I enjoyed destiny, but never played destiny 2 because of the dlc you have to buy all the time

[upbeat bobcat]

You should've seen Falco in his first days

[abstract path]

Constant gaslighting, shitposting and some insults here and there

[lusty sonnet]

same same, just pure f2p atm and vibing in strikes/nightfalls and some pvp

[abstract path]

Now it's just more empty lol

[lucid panther]

gtanil debacle?

with how the mf got banned and all

[real tinsel]

the channel lost its magic due to my 1 week absence

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm gonna take a nap, love y'all cyaah

[umbral ivy]

Have they brought moon map bact to mp? It was cool af

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna take a piss as well, see you in 4 hours

[abstract path]

Yeah

Getting gtaniled

[lusty sonnet]

ye moon is back but changed obviously, they're bringing back D1 raids as well for everyone

VoG and King's Fall are here already

[stone blade]

hi 👍 🖕

[abstract path]

Hello ivonich

Hru

[umbral ivy]

Yea I saw vog, but seems like its nerfed a bit

[lusty sonnet]

D2 just sucks that you can't replay story missions like in D1

wish i had 5 other idiots to do VoG with

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kh-kingdom-hearts-axel-lea-roxas-gif-20302673

[lusty sonnet]

fucking Saïx there

[stone blade]

oke

[west owl]

how went the exam

[winter summit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-gloop-cat-gloop-gif-19444115

[stone blade]

idk

im waiting the guy to check them and tell me results

i hope i die uhh i mean pass

[west owl]

ok

[winter summit]

but why

[abstract path]

Hope ya pass mate

[stone blade]

yes

Crystals bio be like
17 and taken

yeah

taken as a joke

[fading shuttle]

i remember when crystal was sad, those were the days

[stone blade]

those were better times

[abstract path]

Man shut up

[stone blade]

now Crystal eats berries

[stone blade]

mmm no

❤️

[abstract path]

My ivan 🤝

[stone blade]

yooo 4 reacts

[abstract path]

My man

[stone blade]

this one doing the numbers

[fading shuttle]

you are moving up in the world

[stone blade]

i was always at the top

[abstract path]

Time to gaslight everyone

Lol

[fading shuttle]

soon it might be you who moderates brainfart and wishes to kill himself

[abstract path]

Wait falco is depressed?

[stone blade]

da

[stone blade]

we all are

[abstract path]

I mean i am not just sometimes not even careful

[west owl]

and good morning @narrow lotus 🦃

[abstract path]

Which did almost get me killed a few times

[stone blade]

GOOD MORNING GOD DAMN ITT

💪 💪 💪

[west owl]

cardio time!

[stone blade]

STICK TO THE PROGRAM

[abstract path]

I wish lol

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @real tinsel 6h stop provoking mods and flooding the channel

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel has been muted for 6 hours.

[narrow lotus]

morning

[west owl]

[abstract path]

What how

Ledy how

[stone blade]

LMAOOOO

[abstract path]

you know it was a joke

[stone blade]

HE DID IT AGAIN

[narrow lotus]

Not when he posts that shit 15 times after he was told to stop

[fading shuttle]

he has been destroyed alhamdulillah

[abstract path]

Oh okay

Oh well, didn't see it

[west owl]

while i was reading the last 2 hours recap i got the feeling kha doesn't like us much

[narrow lotus]

Oh i did , also he took advsntage of Larkin's kindness

[abstract path]

Nah that's just him

[lucid panther]

bro who reads a brainfart recap

what are you even going to find there

[west owl]

sometimes i find a meme for the happy folder

other times is just to keep up with the lore

[abstract path]

Wait nvm you're right

[west owl]

better than watching any of the crap series that there are

[abstract path]

I'm just blind i don't wear glasses for nothing

Lmao

[lucid panther]

fr bro netflix should adopt brainfart into a series fr

better than fucking resident evil

[abstract path]

So true fr fr

[lucid panther]

I'm gonna go to sleep idfk what am I doing rn even, I'm just procrastinating so I don't have to wake up tomorrow and do my fucking chores bruh

it's 10:30 AM bruh

[fading shuttle]

would get cancelled for racism, i swear if i end up on tv im gonna be extremely racist

for there is no way to acquire fame

[abstract path]

I do know how to accuire fame

But once you turn they hate you obviously

And if they all hate together that's at first where they work together.

We live in a society

And it is what it is

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-brad-pitt-thats-why-no-one-will-remember-your-name-gif-16617148

[abstract path]

Bro

Do i look like some TV show monkey?

Who even watches TV?

[fading shuttle]

you look like an emotionally unstable stickbug

[abstract path]

Sure

Maybe to you

But people actually look up on me

Gonna create a cult sometime lol

[heady crow]

Troy?

[lusty sonnet]

ofc Troy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[fading shuttle]

yes

it was perfect for the circumstance

[heady crow]

Troy

[abstract path]

Thank you for your support 🤝

[narrow lotus]

for me that sucks , i hate being pressured into knowing someone has expectations of me and i might dissapoint them

[fading shuttle]

they didnt specify if people look up to them as an inspiration, or as an example of what not to do, i enjoy being the second

[abstract path]

Inpiration mainly

[stone blade]

I PASSED

I DID ITTTTTTTT

also

most handsome Bulgarian

[muted raven]

my man got into university
🤝

[stone blade]

it's my 2nd year bruh

[lusty sonnet]

A YOOOOOO

[stone blade]

YES

[lusty sonnet]

congrats

[stone blade]

now i have 2 more

[muted raven]

gucci

[stone blade]

which i will surely fail cuz i didn't study

[narrow lotus]

bulgar man

[stone blade]

kekw

[muted raven]

ah yes the usual struggle

[lusty sonnet]

you'll get there ivan

[stone blade]

Will i

[lusty sonnet]

if i can get a degree, anyone can

except Khaa

[muted raven]

also how tf am i supposed to know. good on you, itll only get worse from now on

[stone blade]

i know

[placid sail]

there was a distinct moment when aldo stopped his regular visits to brainfart when he would just routinely spank everyone into submission and order for even the smallest missteps

that was indeed dope the end of age of fire

[narrow lotus]

i can arrange for him to visit us , no problem

Rip and tear, until it's done - Aldo, proably

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-and-tear-doom-doomguy-isabelle-isabelle-animal-crossing-gif-26156184

Iedy and aldo probably

[abstract path]

Ah yes

I just failed another monsoon run

[stone blade]

to celebrate i will now play bury the light on full volume

[placid sail]

you have an orange entity hellbent on destroying any feasible kind of state isn't it enough

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-listening-music-emotional-gif-8254997

BURYYYYYYY THE LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT

DEEEEEP WITHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[abstract path]

Y celebrate tho

[stone blade]

cuz i passed the exam retard

[abstract path]

Ah

Yeah the exam

[narrow lotus]

me passing exam : playing more computer

me failing exam : playing more computer

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[abstract path]

Literally me though

[flat lava]

20+ hours in and still couldnt find advance tool

[narrow lotus]

it's there somwhere

[abstract path]

Skill issue

Kiding

It has to be there in a marked stash

[flat lava]

Agree

[placid sail]

Finally...

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMj4kj3oSc0

this is how i felt

[stone blade]

Me

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-damn-damn-damn-damn-right-dame-time-gif-18029769

don't disrespect our mascot psycho damn it

[stone blade]

I hate all of you

no exceptions

💗

[placid sail]

okay maybe you are unoriginal

[stone blade]

Bro i love being a pessimist

cuz

I expect the worst always and when it happens and people are surprised im always like

hehe told you

[west owl]

fr

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1017188327356637376/hello_chat_charlie.mp4

it is done

the scrolling is complete

[stone blade]

me

[placid sail]

dishonorable lack of jermaposting here

[stone blade]

hi

[heady crow]

Ivaaan hiii

[stone blade]

BRUNOOO

:DDDDD

[heady crow]

How did your exam go?

[stone blade]

ALo

I passed it

barely

I wish I was a cat collecting rocks

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561656595826737152/999130461085388810/289903802_2801378546674114_6070726186185767249_n.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561656595826737152/999130412142055464/9mOaNQoD5vJan2XA.mp4

[stone blade]

I mean

they can do that

they will just destoy the road

Interesting how rails take so much weight and nothing happens to them but the road will like instantly crack

Train rails the real MVP

[stone blade]

Tarkov moment

[west owl]

the tracers showing some storm trooper aiming

[stone blade]

funny thing about bulgarian grammar and language structure and rules

In bulgaria we dont say the gas leaks

instead

we say the gas is flowing

Газът тече

which doesnt work because its gas not a liquid

we also have a different thing when we talk about pipes

we say

"цялата тръба"
Which means the whole pipe
but цяла in bulgaria means something is full

and a pipe isnt full cuz its hollow

TL;DR bulgarian is a dumb languаге

[gloomy roost]

Bruh

Poor Ivan

[tranquil cedar]

Gottem

[stone blade]

And another thing

[gloomy roost]

Yes?

[tranquil cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264720208550166528/1017582368049078282/getvideobot.com-ONcqCEePQnU4SYZd.mp4

[stone blade]

We say "много малко" which means very little right nothing wrong with it
until you realise много means many/much for volume such as много яйца -> many eggs
but since много means many why do we use it right before little

which are total opposites

[west owl]

tbh that the gas flows makes sense, it moves, following a set of physical rules, different than liquids, but that's the difference

[stone blade]

bulgrian language is the language version of
this game is literally unplayable

[tranquil cedar]

Your language is silly

You're silly

Stop being silly

[stone blade]

it is silly

it really is

some of the rules are fucking insane

[west owl]

you are just being a hater

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4

[tranquil cedar]

Sloth rock

[stone blade]

the struggle

[stone blade]

I love it

[stone blade]

brooo the comments on the "black and tans" song

😭

we're all gonna burn in hell

[west owl]

the top ones got updated with the recent events?

[stone blade]

now for the next target

putin.

one out
many to go

[zenith grove]

should i be concerned ? what is that supposed to be?

[tranquil cedar]

It's the IRA

Doofus

[stone blade]

no cat its ok

go back to #╟❓general-offtopic

its ok

nothing to see here

[stone blade]

its kinda quiet

[tranquil cedar]

Start to hit tree
Nuclear war starts

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM9uQ1fqV2I

this song shouldnt go this heavy

why does it slap so hard wtf

[tranquil cedar]

Man, /int/ was blasting this in the pinned russian invasion thread during the first night of the war

[stone blade]

didnt know soviet march songs and metal mix so well

someone make this into an officialy genre

soviet march metal

ooooo

[gloomy roost]

[stone blade]

could work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1_zGsjIIRI

[tranquil cedar]

Here's some REAL video game music

[stone blade]

same with this

[gloomy roost]

Isn't this song German tho?

[stone blade]

WHY IS OST SO HEAVY

these songs shouldnt slap this hard

holy fuck

[stone blade]

sounds like something youd hear in fallout

[zenith grove]

p! warn @tranquil cedar please make sure to follow the #📄rules, politics are not allowed

[foggy mantle]

@tranquil cedar has been warned.

[tranquil cedar]

Bitch

[tranquil cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM

Here

[gloomy roost]

[tranquil cedar]

Have a real banger

[stone blade]

this is good

fr

[narrow lotus]

[zenith grove]

lets see

p! infractions @tranquil cedar

[foggy mantle]

Egg Face#1946

Total infractions: 2
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[zenith grove]

maybe it should be a mute this time

[stone blade]

lol

[tranquil cedar]

[west owl]

cmon egg, we like you

[tranquil cedar]

You cannot silence the egg

[gloomy roost]

mentions 4chan
gets warned

[west owl]

dont make a khaatil

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

pipe shotties with home loaded shells dont work through discord against the feds @tranquil cedar

[tranquil cedar]

[stone blade]

sounds like something gtanil would do

[quartz saffron]

Everything lately

[gloomy roost]

[eager quest]

im tired of

living

[stone blade]

we are unironically living through historical events that will be written in fucking history books

omg

[gloomy roost]

History audiologs*

[west owl]

wusup you sexy mf

[slate crown]

better now that you're here

[west owl]

😳

have you watched princess mononoke already?

[slate crown]

i just woke up brev

[heady crow]

Pangooo

Wazzaaapp

[slate crown]

Brunooooo

[west owl]

well reserve an extra space and make princess mononoke and then grave of the fireflies, want you well indoctrinated in the studio ghibli school of anti belic

[slate crown]

i know almost all of the studio ghibli stuff from yt

https://youtu.be/LQ9pR5yduX4

[stone blade]

ok but have you watched it

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/vokY4IBbSGU reasons why never consume dubbed material out of the original language

[west owl]

@slim osprey

[slate crown]

literally being bullied by disembodied voices

im not khaaytil

[stone blade]

I made ice coffee

💗

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674674380554371085/884667134448398416/coffee.mp4

[onyx birch]

Coffee popsicle

[tranquil cedar]

Are you going to the Asylum, lads? Retweat if you see your fandom

[stone blade]

OMG

[stone blade]

OOOOMG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMj4kj3oSc0

[eager quest]

me when no dlc

ill just crack

[stone blade]

I found a new thing to be obsessed over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7BHt7IF3t8

[eager quest]

wait who wants a shadow of mordor key