#🎪bruh-fart
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Wdymmm
existing

People are questioning your existence Crysal
Crysal

who does
Breeeh
I know you are!
Mf ate my ram
where i put it
That's what you get when you adopt a cyberfurry

he spittin str8 fax
@abstract path explain why you're Crysal
I love it as well
I still wonder where @placid sail is
Spelling mistake from scully 
Found it funny so i made it my name
Heh, Crysal ☕
LAMO
YOOOOO
GARCATUA
💗
Love it
no we don't
as long as it's not a chryssalid from x-com
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Hearth cooking the most affordable yet tastiest of dishes. Food as it has been for 100s of years. Potatoes are a new world crop yet they have kept many in poverty fed around the world. Rice, potatoes, corn, and grain built this world as we know it.
We literally yelp for joy whenever we receive anything from you. Our mailing address is:
Ju...
fk it
we going back to the 1800s
huh. we do something similar to that at least twice a week at home
@slate crown found your leaked videos
Gotta keep the ananas alive
ANANAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
praise ananas 🍍
Look at this content, then look at #📄rules. What do you see? 
Answer me @stone blade What do you see?
I see a Falco saying "good cat" in response to the deleted message. Now what do you say to that? 
I don't even remember what that was
I say that I have saved a screenshot of the original content.
uhu nice avoidance, have a nice day
Falco's behaviour is also brought into question, not for your eyes though.
I deleted it chill
You shouldn't have posted that in the first place, why is this so hard? You've been here longer than most shitposters.
cuz i took the meme and i quickly CTRL V into a bunch of other servers im in
this one happened to be one of them
its gone now so nobody got hurt
now let me go to bed
@narrXbear Example of Eggcracking balls:
Sure, after I send you into the void for a day.
p!mute @stone blade 1d Anti-LGTBQ content.
@stone blade has been muted for 1 day.
I hope "just quickly copy pasting random stuff" was worth it.
Please check in beforehand what you post.
Ah, the joys of brainfart
Discord couldn't even register that name on the video file dam
plop

when the femroe does the /golddance in front of you
Why did you have to say that
because it's true
lmao ivan muted kekw
Kept the humor too dark
Apu apustaja type of beat album cover
Lalafells spamming /surprised
Yeah like how a few months ago all those femboy killing videos just got passed
@lusty sonnet
A tad 🤏
Goddamnit i hate when that name gets mentioned
Hate is a strong word
Always reminds me of a song which chorus goes like "o caligula"
It is
a lot of people hate Caligula
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especially other high ranking ministers
fuck
Bcs its a catchy mainstream melodic death metal band with not alot of like actual "good" qualities to it but still is enjoyable
Still is my quilty pleasure
When the Horse has more rights than you
Caligula
My maaaaan
When you declare war on the ocean and order your soldiers to start stabbing water
Caligula
Ha, now I start to remember those memes
It's a webm but it's safe
Ah yes
no wacky shit going on
all them rads the guy's absorbing
carthage?
Iirc the painting is a depiction of vandals sacking rome
Why not both
Hmm, I wonder
?
ah shiiit yeah i remember now
Are you actually being serious or do you know why that’s a bad idea
Its crystal
Oh i know why that's a bad idea dw
Thank god
Had this explained once
Think it's called Destruction
and now, over 600k people know that... she's gonna have some run-ins with said people won't she
also the guy has 3 geiger counters but no artifact detector
maybe. But then again it stinks of "staged"
still
it does
it was entertaining enough 
Wouldn't staging those be kinda a teensy little bit dangerous
yay
drugs
drugs. c:
welp if two grown adults agree to it, it's their problem
drugs ;3 <33
what about six hundred thousand people who don't know it's staged
nothing we can do about it so just hakuna matata it away
well I guess if she agreed to that video, she also agreed to some overly patriotic idiot caving in her skull some time later...?
I didn't say that. I said there's nothing we can do if something like that ends up happening
yeah, I guess I'll just enjoy a doggo pic instead
das conk creet baby
the brainfart is in hands of romanians now and was turned into auto shop, I've fled the scene in fear for my life
This eye looks very
A bit metallic
You can see the opening in the eye
It looks nic3

c'mon this isn't that old
It is for Cryshal
sounds like Starcraft
It is
Yep
Literally
embed failure
embed not even trying anymore
let me shake your hand, old man of culture
you have my respect
That's the remastered portrait.
Hey guys, I found our stash
CEMENT
All of them empty?
Probably
correct!
Give them tea and biscuits (you will confuse them into thinking you're bri'ish)
I'd literally kill myself before I even pretend to be british

Just a Film Club that loves film !
(TRIBUTE) I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Just a compliation channel of my Fav Films .
I OWN NO PART OF THE MOVIE OR THE MUSIC.
this meme is actually killing me
good
Actor Evgeniy Paperniy, the voice of Doctor Livesey from Treasure Island
cool studio
That’s unironically bangin’
ikr?
Anime girls finna get sucked 😭
Ikr
Also
forward and back and then forward and back
Dude bugged lalihop dance in gpose with hitting pushup animation at the same time
cool
thought this was some custom animation made in idk blender or some shit using the game model lol
I thought that at first but nah lmao
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nice
So... if you're here you probably know what happened, but if you don't, let me summarize.
AGOTI (The guy who made this compilation) explained that he couldn't keep longer the video in his channel because he didn't wanted to success off Alfred Coleman and wanted to start doing his own original stuff in his channel, which is totally a respectable...
For anyone who liked the Eggman announcement
why does the va have a name like a comic book butler or something
Ah so fast?
Why Crysal? What happened to t
My head feels like a marble
Great
immigrated to britain
I suppose
Yes
Become british
Oi lad ya wan' a cup o' tea?
Careful with the ongoing event memes
I just fucking died to a jade golem
Not sure if this would be against rules but ehhhh, lemme know if it is.
Ratman irl
you'll be voided if it is
What taunt is this
I was actually expecting this damn
IT'S DOCTOR SEX!!!11!!
california girls
well my day just got 100times better 
Done
this friday i am going to kill
A dude dancing isn't against the rules
(inb4 those three seconds with Andrew Tate in it)
Trapped forever
Track 79
Uh yeah the song and all that good stuff not made by me all I wanted was to see the two lads dance while listening to this jam. Don't hurt me Sega I love you
INTEL and DEATH / 2Fort Walk
mfw i see bruno 😏
ikr

fuck monster 💪💪💪
id rather die like a man than to my whole inner organism crumbling apart and slowly draining my life force
I wonder how radiation effects your taste buds after a while. Those dudes are never clean, no matter how much they use anti rads.
Yea after running for your life to get artifacts everything in your mouth probably tastes like blood
Valorant reporting seems good
real

Yeah, taste of iron must be pretty common
@heady crow BRUNOOOOOOO
you
i want to vc with you
doesnt matter when
if only valorant had a block system
please
when i get pinged to play it yeah
lol has one and I completely filled it because I can't block people anymore.
but willingly? naahhh
i only play shotguns or marshal in valorant, more fun to me
that reminds me, i was playing with 2 friends on draft cuz chilling from ranked and one of my friends picks teemo only to result in the enemy kennen to say "i hope your mother gets shot in front of you teemo" and 9 people reported him
mutual agreement 🤝
cant wait to come back home and see him banned
We'll see if the teemo gets banned instead
also Ares why is Cicero lowkey kinda based
why do you think they cut off his head?
ahahaha true
mfer was a real menace in rome fr
can't write for shit imo
hate his writing style
Being born to live is then also in fact
Being born to die
Is it the same thing? Almost
mhm, does he have any all that interesting writings of his own or just records of what he said while as a prosecutor etc?
to some yeah
he has stuff about how to speak and some philosophical stuff as well
and some letters
well i mean he can be regarded as a terrorist
"De finibus malorum et bonorum" is the only one i like for the reference IT makes to it
yes
ye cuickly went over what Perseus has on him and prolly could read the letters at some point
well letters from other figures too
What do malorum and bonorum mean
On the ends of good and evil
I knew they had some kinda similarity
the letters and philosophical works were mostly at the end of his life so those are more interesting imo
Huuhh
alright
ill keep them in mind then
Why is it so interesting though?
first gotta go through plutarchs and suetonius' counts on caesar and sulla atleast then go over the works i have of the catiline conspiracy then letters and them start going through the other emperors
because he doesn't have a stick up his ass trying to badmouth politicians and goes back to the Greek side of philosophy
you're gonna finish that entire site are you? 
Ok surely interesting
Atleast he made a change, right?

ill lock myself into my room with a lifetime supply of coffee and mass gainer untill i go through it all
Omg
then read it again in Latin
ah ye learn latin and ancient greek then go through it all again
then try to find the works in finnish
200 IQ Bruno
i will gain ALL the knowledge
Sounds difficult
use dem books as weights
ahahahahahhaa
I mean latin is like spanish
now theres an actual idea Ares
ikr
full of those ideas
ye so ive noticed
Damn
People are bored
Schizophrenia the anime
Precisely
Damn
weak blade
superior nippon steel 💪 💪 folder over gazillion times 💪 💪 european longsword shatter in two 💪 💪
lemme half-sword my european longsword and use it as a blunt weapon 💪
clubs are 3 times better
lemme screw off the pommel and throw it at your ass 
Melee can go long ways
spears are the real broken weapons
"spears are the best weapon" mfs when i pull out my longbow
why train for several years with a longbow when you can force 50 peasants at the front with a spear
why fifty when you can have 256 and make a phalanx
rock
Paper
@heady crow
I got San Andreas purple dildos for each hand, you can't beat me
a classic 
Me when my brother tries to attack me:
i think we can leave the two plastic swords behind
straight to metal ones?
with the smaller diameter 😉
i'll take the 2H then
i only got thicc diameters
i can handily dual wield if we get another one to join the party
i only got 2 metal ones and 2 plastic ones
it could work
with removable pommel for ranged damage
does your own have a removable pommel tho?
can be arranged
they play tarkov
first mistake was being on the efp discord
Hey being in the efp discord is how I even discovered gamma in the first place
What do they say about gamma

The popular opinion (at least among those who actually bother to talk) is that we’re difficulty freaks
At least that’s the best way I can word it… I think
I did a full playthrough of efp, not bad
I’m enjoying gamma more though
Тотоша обожает купаться и делает это в любой доступной ёмкости. Сегодня на антресолях мы нашли большое блюдо, поэтому у попугайского теперь есть свой бассейн. Правда водички в нем по пузико..., но это и хорошо, потому что Тотоша боится глубины.
Gamma’s, according to EFP boys
H u h
gamma's, according to the gamma players 
Nothing is easy to install if you don't have the brain to do it

Especially gamma
Me reading each of the install steps 87251526 times before moving on because I am aware that my dumbass will fuck up something if I’m not attentive
And it's a huge timesaver
Yes, that too
Bro i stil know there was a guy that was like
"You should realy try efp, you must have played efp"
He kaept saying it
Ya know what i did?
Did you play gamma yet?
No
Then go play it!
Shit i can't find his dumb messages
Why is that good
ikr?
Where do you even get these
imagine you're in the middle of the Australian bush then suddenly you hear this music
techno primitivism be like
Dam
hearing this music means you've entered combat
no kidding 
Awww that was fucking great though
Gentlemen, I have brought the electric guitar
My ears are broken, many thanks
HUH?
I might have a song for you, sure it's not electric guitar toccata but
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This has some insane castlevania vibes to it
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I've been waiting 3 years for this shit
so fucking worth it
I exist, think again :)
Also, plasma donation decided to be a jerk today and I got deferred for being 1 unit over the limit on my iron

Nah, they test a small sample of my blood from my finger first
Can't hide nanomachines in your blood ha
But still, I gotta go back on a Saturday, and this is the second time I’ve been deferred, which pisses me off
no mone?
I wish
Correct
no bitches
Too much iron in your blood
I had just enough in my account to pay the phone bill, currently have a grand total of $1.68 in my account
Where's falco to get the reference
Vacation still
goddammit falco
Ask Aldo to laugh, I’m sure that’ll end well
yeah no
french people don't laugh

He’ll probably end up warning me again for sharing personal information about money or something


bruh what money? 
Hey, I’ll have you know it’s a very nice looking $1.68
Gimme it
move to vietnam, you'll have 34,000 dongs 
You could be at minus
1 dong is plenty

Shut, you still use euro

I can always use money in general
Ofc everyone can do but dollars and euro users are still doing fine, send me
is that a MFKZ comic?
I'm not asking for your dolla
I wouldn’t know, I’m uncultured
It's still making a good conversion into my money but still
that skeleton guy looks exactly like Vince from MFKZ
Never heard of it
same style and everything
Here we go again
He'll give info for 1.68 dollars
He shall receive nothing
Watch out with those dms or sending stuff in private 👀

i would've shared the video here, but #📄rules say no pirating
Kek
plus i saw a guy got muted for sharing pirated shit before, im not taking any chances
Someone post the entire bee movie
Right now
I got all the SpongeBob and shrek movies in 144p
Rule 7 of sending shit in DMs tho 

it's a youtube link bruv
Rules are rules 
At least he hasn’t told me to subscribe to his OnlyFans
Hammah time
if it was LiveLeak, then we'll have an issue
Can't take down those sites fully
Fair
I’m going to burn things
amogus
Die
me when ananas
Chtulhu shall claim your madness
so how you and bruno been doing?
Time to decrease my sadness
Wanna marry? So I can move to US
Ay can I join in too?
shiet make it a foursome
I am concerned
i can clean
Is it too offensive for me to start telling people to stay out of America




understandable
If you’re just gonna blow something up, you’re not the first, nor the last
honestly i would've studied in america if i continued to be an engineer
I'd just get a gun and shoot myself tbh
Probs safer too pango
yeaup
It's more cheaper and easier to that there
i would've stayed in New Mexico if i decided to move
F O O D
we all know how much of a shit show that place is
Good luck with that, ammos expensive
Only need 1 bullet tho
Bruh, my message just got blocked as I was trying to say everywhere has issues
Kek
just screenshot it 
The brainfart propaganda is beginning
It's Turkish so no one would understand
Ohio 
Ohaiyo
Ohaaaaiyoooo
Bruh I'd rather live in Wyoming
The names
Why oh ming
Let's find some interesting place names in US
America explain
i am confusion
Hooker osıjdhgısdhısudhsd
Cool
Rainbow City alabama
Behold
"Cool" Texas
China, Texas
Đỉ mẹ box :))))
Those letters used for satan summoning
Ďį mέ βøχ
Mày có vấn đề với tiếng việt hay sao? 
Yes

Leloi
now i understand why everyone hates Texas
if you're a resident, sure it's fine, but if you're traveling THROUGH Texas though

Too big
Maybe not that big
I love the more Southern part of america way more than the Northern part
Currently paying 0 :)))
Not having a car doesn’t count

Lease car from work
Doxxing himself
yea he's american, he WANTS trespassers on his property for target practice
Honestly I just want the human interaction with someone other then my family


he has 30 bodies in his basement
We don’t have basements
Tiểu nhân đã rõ
But none of them talk back
The ground is too hard
So am I

If you have 30 bodies inside of you we’ve got bigger problems to discuss
ok i know vietnamese but only the basic shit, i still have no idea what some of the more advanced words means like "Tiểu nhân" that's like old timey vietnamese
I'm not good with meat so

I got it from age of empires voicelines

I know basic German and Spanish
NO FUCKIN WONDER

Tien cong!!! Or whatever
What lang do you even laaang then Rumpolin
yea no one uses those old timey words anymore unless it's for a play or something, that word is used to refer to someone as "princess"
So i was still correct

Pango is a princess
i really like how skullys gag is that he gets my name wrong everytime and i fuckin love it 
Pango is princess confirmed???
Ye
Royal twink
And play with ananas
Greek moment


the only royal shit i get to experience is when i have to roleplay as a servant to his lord
Basically roleplaying anime

being stepped on wasn't as fun as i thought

I'm kidding

bruh

The fuck did I come back to?
so basically
jammin
Vibin
This looks like Khaytil
how do i change a videos name 
khaa fuckin changed it somehow
you ask politely
If you're on linux, sudo rm -rf /
Trust
Ehh I'm too lazy for that
linux 
yogurt cap my beloved
im not a fuckin psychopath
:)))
bro I can't, i tried changing the name of it but it just keeps turning back it literally_dumbo, and I can't delete it as well since i can't find the original 
Audio Source: https://youtu.be/qUk1ZoCGqsA
Is joke but I certainly feel this way :)

🤝
Skillll issue
damn
oop nvm, it works now
i still can't understand how khaa changing it's name affected my version of the video as well, since i never downloaded his version
Actual pango diff
Wait i can't say pango diff cuz that's hate speech
wat
how is that hating
Man I love this lobster meme more then the past few jumpscare memes
Bonjour
what's goodbye in french?
Au revoir
i forgor french people speak only in vowels
Honhon fr*nch
either that or Welsh
Welsh is the exact opposite everything is a consonant
you can say pphythgglyhytghrhtk and that’s probably a slur over there
oh yea that's right
Or someone's name
No that’s Poland
or this shit
WELSH
i think the entire language of welsh was made by gods cat stepping on his keyboard
Finnish was when god got extremely drunk and tried to speak Swedish
Bruno agreeing hard rn
Rekt
Future man suffers
at least the when the world is ending I'll be dead before you fuckers 
It’s Friday in America, get screwed

you know how there is a rule that says "no discussing religion" ?
please make sure to follow that rule
man i love chun li
Cammy though
Allah when Allah (idk I don’t care about religion)

he's lovin those brushies
he's trying to beat the Super mario speedrunning world record
"accidentally"
innocent doggos being VICIOUSLY killed by the lava water and the tornado blower
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Me stealing part of explosives so I can use it for private work
me when the
now that is a classic song
I move away from the mic to breathe in




