🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

what request?

im on mobile outside rn

[real tinsel]

ah i thought you're playing warframe

[slate crown]

hang on i got steam on my phone too, lemme check

there

[real tinsel]

i'm your girlfriend now

[slate crown]

i have 2 girlfriends now

thank you discord

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407423720383184896/1013202168217616505/Video.mov

[tranquil cedar]

Behold, my lad

She is a doofus and sits weird on her log

[gloomy roost]

Log too small

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738548949488762954/1013405803165786192/DBC5665A-7400-4662-B39C-93389B2C5EBC.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/yGFMQFv4G9U

[upbeat bobcat]

Man you ugly

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/XSKn-1Y_zWE

[heady crow]

@lusty sonnet

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/448136806333153281/1013428946651586570/RDT_20220827_0927074960305795083728070-1.webp

[molten meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710343106045804610/1012203896833318984/redditsave.com_nice_shot_dumbass-uunkz2smkai91.mp4

[slate crown]

thankfully my cat cleans herself pretty often so we only need to bathe her once a year or so

she even pisses and shit in the bathroom like a "human"

litterboxes don't work

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1013423231874637984/succc.exe_2022-08-27T142630.mp4

[slate crown]

i wish she used the toilet actually, but no she does her business near the shower drain

reposting time

[slate crown]

i forgor he's still doing this bit

welp im bored, time to binge watch more vtubers

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kronos-dance-kronos-koroyn-koryn-vtuber-gif-22354043

[abstract path]

Bruh

How did you not notice

[eager quest]

no time to waste trying to spend attention to your irrelevant and meaningless messages

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

my discord rn

[abstract path]

You don't do anything either

Except like, being an ass

But that's all

[eager quest]

what do you mean? i simply said your messages are meaningless

[abstract path]

I walked the whole day through one whole month

[eager quest]

fine for me

[abstract path]

But who asked you?

[eager quest]

i dont need anyone to ask me in order to share my thoughts

who will stop me? your crybaby ass asking "who asked?" as a way to cope for not being asskissed

[abstract path]

Huh?

Wdym

[eager quest]

i am simply saying that you are worthless if you resort to "who asked"

[abstract path]

Ah okay

[eager quest]

if you use that shit unironically and not as a joke

oh my lord

[abstract path]

I see

[eager quest]

do you use it unironically?

qlso @slate crown me and khaaytil had a conversation about what would get you or your gf the most money

it was between her selling your organs or doing a peg vid per day and putting it on onlyfans

[abstract path]

I don't use it unironically ohnestly-

[eager quest]

seems like the onlyfans option was better

are you going to try?

[abstract path]

I would suggest them doing an onlyfans

Lmao

He disagrees

[eager quest]

everyone has their own kink, im sure people would love to watch pegging

well, some

[onyx birch]

[slate crown]

my honest reaction

[eager quest]

i myself dont spend money on onlyfans when porn is literelly free tho

literally*

[abstract path]

Same

Porn is everywhere on the internet ohnestly

[eager quest]

ok so no onlyfans?

organ selling option still available

[onyx birch]

Why is there people talking about porn on fucking brainfart

[slate crown]

why not

[onyx birch]

of course
why wouldn’t there be

[abstract path]

Why not

[grizzled meadow]

Mf servers are down
Fix this shit

[abstract path]

[onyx birch]

[eager quest]

falco where are you gone for a week to

[gloomy roost]

[grizzled meadow]

Away from my computer

[eager quest]

yeah where

vacation?

pc broke?

[onyx birch]

mfw no puter

[gloomy roost]

He's going to the crystal palace

[eager quest]

taking a break from pc?

[gloomy roost]

Iconic place

[slate crown]

||maybe||

[eager quest]

dude big money unless you go famous for being pegged by your gf

then maybe its shameful life

might wanna try doing a factory reset

[slate crown]

I'll wear a gimp mask, it's fine

[eager quest]

go start it

business

big money

[slate crown]

there's already plenty of free pegging vids though

[grizzled meadow]

No friends in it

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Kind of, yes

[slate crown]

some may have "specific" taste

[gloomy roost]

A business venture

You say

[abstract path]

Just sell it instead

[onyx birch]

truly sadge

[abstract path]

People go crazy with money if their really horny ohnestly

Or some atleast

[slate crown]

i definitely may or may not have, supported some "artists" if i had the money to do so

[grizzled meadow]

Respect for Pangolin dropped to 0

[abstract path]

That desperate

Huh

[slate crown]

that artist was my gf

im already getting free commissions as we speak

[grizzled meadow]

Respect for Pangolin raised to 100

[slate crown]

the last one she did for my birthday was

[abstract path]

Damn

[slate crown]

I'd share it, if i didn't get banned instantly

[eager quest]

share in dm

always an option

[slate crown]

I'm sharing it in Crystals dms rn

there

let's see what he thinks

[gloomy roost]

Damn Django

They almost done you dirty

[slate crown]

the most crystal thing to say

[heady crow]

How about the one uuh

Including me

[slate crown]

still work in progress

don't worry

[grizzled meadow]

Waiting

[slate crown]

you sure?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Be my friend, now

🤝

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

im sure that youll share it to me too

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah Pangolin deliver

[slate crown]

can't send you explicit content

check your settings

[heady crow]

oh you should see me and my friends dms

accept my friend req and try again

[slate crown]

you guys are killing my sides

[grizzled meadow]

I KNEW IT

FUCKING BRUNO

🤝

Fucking hivemind this channel

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/DewEnjoyer/status/1563660124438138880?t=csuaXhH5xiRU6GqbD5t7dA&s=19

[slate crown]

@gloomy roost check dms

[gloomy roost]

In a minute or two

[slate crown]

your colony can wait

horni is eternal

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

We sharing explicit content?

[slate crown]

ares let me in those dms

[gloomy roost]

I'll look a bit more

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

But I thought it needs more colour

[lusty sonnet]

Andrew knock-off smh

Dm hunter

[slate crown]

so no head?

[lusty sonnet]

I need some fries instead

Then maybe

[heady crow]

not waffles?

[lusty sonnet]

Nahhh not today

Some gucci fries after that binge session

[heady crow]

and then for season 2

[placid sail]

unconsciously skip through allo blyat posts

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[heady crow]

guess which ep im on

[lusty sonnet]

Already done?

[placid sail]

my bad

[heady crow]

nah on the tenth one

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo

[astral magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/843029309660463105/1004770781143781426/HOWTHEFUCK.webm

[lusty sonnet]

Are the x.5 episodes recaps?

[heady crow]

im pretty sure yeah

i didnt watch them atleast

[lusty sonnet]

pretty sure

Need some fatty foods or some pad thai rn

[plucky void]

https://vxtwitter.com/TangoTeds/status/1563640141599723520

[gloomy roost]

Poor Jesse

[abstract path]

Guys,guys

What if

What if we

[real tinsel]

hm

and

he's not naked anymore

[abstract path]

Lmqo

[real tinsel]

gay bowsa

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-oh-no-hes-hot-shaking-gif-16063591

[real tinsel]

would you sex the skimpy bowser, @plucky void?

[plucky void]

Squidward would

[real tinsel]

perhaps

but would you sex the skimpy bowser?

[slate crown]

you heard it here first folks

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

They can draw it

I only stole that meme so

[real tinsel]

your lengthy silences and the attempt of avoiding the question rises my suspicions, @plucky void

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

i think you would sex the skimpy bowser

i think you would violently sex the skimpy bowser

[slate crown]

why not? haha jk jk....unless?

[gloomy roost]

I accidently pressed the restart button

[real tinsel]

i have a very strong feeling you would crush the skimpy bowser's armor with your throbbing rock solid hard cock

[gloomy roost]

fuck

[real tinsel]

and you would fuck sex the skimpy bowser's cracked armor until your penis goes soft

[slate crown]

🥴

[gloomy roost]

Rimworld needs a restart button for whatever reason

[real tinsel]

am i correct @plucky void

[abstract path]

I uh

Huh

Nvm

[gloomy roost]

You uh

Huh

Yeah

Thought so

[slate crown]

chats full horni today

[lusty sonnet]

I'd take regular samus instead of bowser

[real tinsel]

@plucky void would take both the regular samus and the bowser

the things he would do to them

[slate crown]

😩

[gloomy roost]

@slate crown

[heady crow]

ME

[slate crown]

actually bruno

[sudden elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843662454805757952/1012832239890993183/1EA8C7F2-C62C-4F68-B1AD-DE325C099FF3.gif

[slate crown]

literally bruno

[lusty sonnet]

Cap

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

he competed in esports, he's a micro celeb

[gloomy roost]

Oh did he?

[real tinsel]

@plucky void's sudden disappearance further proves my suspicions and cements them

[gloomy roost]

Ffs

[lusty sonnet]

Huniepop isn't an esports

[gloomy roost]

If I google search my name I appear in 1 picture in particular, a esport group pic.

[slate crown]

not with that attitude

[slate crown]

wait my bad, it was a different person

i forgor 💀

[lusty sonnet]

Moon was the esporter

[slate crown]

yea

[real tinsel]

that was @hushed marsh

[lusty sonnet]

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT

Smhsmh pango

[slate crown]

i can remember shit but not the details 💀💀💀

[lusty sonnet]

Punishment will be a painapple

[gloomy roost]

I did too, just didn't share. Was anyways crushed by a Uni the last round, which was weird because they were the only UNI team at a uh, highschool finals.

[slate crown]

NO ANANAS

[gloomy roost]

💀 Spineapple slices

[real tinsel]

i used to think it's a joke but now i believe his gf does actually annihilate his manhole with a pineapple

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260028412045950978/924457100673970176/Alpha_Chad.gif

[lusty sonnet]

It's reality

[slate crown]

oh no! what gave it away?

[gloomy roost]

Does she actually

[lusty sonnet]

I only did regular sports, no esports :'(

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260028412045950978/924457100673970176/Alpha_Chad.gif

[gloomy roost]

I never could do regular sports. 😦

[heady crow]

i only did regular sports

at a national level too

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

i can't really put my finger on it

[lusty sonnet]

Same same kinda

[gloomy roost]

If I could survive in the sun for more than 10 minutes I would totally wanted to try range based sports

[heady crow]

gun range?

[lusty sonnet]

Archery

[real tinsel]

my only decent sport abilities were running and climbing

[gloomy roost]

That or archery or the disc throw

Our HS had most of it

[heady crow]

disc throw is really sexy tho

[gloomy roost]

Disc throw requires muscles tho

[heady crow]

then get some?

[real tinsel]

i think bruno has enough of that

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[lusty sonnet]

Combat sports tho mmm

[real tinsel]

kidnap your local gym-goers and surgically remove their muscles

[heady crow]

waterpolo

nah nah gym goers muscles have gotten used to it

[gloomy roost]

Watersports

[heady crow]

need to get some new flesh

[lusty sonnet]

Me?

[real tinsel]

kidnap your local homeless men and surgically remove their heart for extra cash, then surgically remove their muscles

[gloomy roost]

Now post the homeless man calories one

[heady crow]

backpacking trip thourgh europe 2023 baby

[lusty sonnet]

I'll get swords out to chase you away

[heady crow]

im ready for some sword fighting

[real tinsel]

@gloomy roost is safe because no one will kidnap him for calories, he's all bones

[lusty sonnet]

Different kind of swordfighting

[gloomy roost]

You could always crush my bones into some fine dust

[real tinsel]

i'll kidnap you @gloomy roost 💕

[gloomy roost]

😳

[stone blade]

my favourite video

[lusty sonnet]

I'll go full For Honor on Bruno's ass

[real tinsel]

ares and bruno's first meeting will result in 2 days long non-stop violent sex

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[slate crown]

literally me

[stone blade]

literally me2

[stone blade]

BOB THE NECROMANCER

[real tinsel]

ivan can i borrow your toaster i wanna make some toasts in the bathtub

[stone blade]

sure

https://youtube.com/shorts/77qvnhl3WcA?feature=share

best video

@real tinsel put black pepper on the toasts

works wonders

[real tinsel]

ew wtf

[stone blade]

dude

its good

i love black pepper

i always put it on my sandwiches

[real tinsel]

you're autistic ivan

[stone blade]

no im not

I like black pepper its nice

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shield-bash-wotmud-knight-funny-gif-25223058

[glad carbon]

Like just ground black pepper?

Nothing else

?

[stone blade]

yes.

sometimes i put on garlic sauce

if i have some

[eager quest]

bulgarians are a different breed

not in a good way

[stone blade]

OK BUT

WHATS THE PROBLEM

OF BLACK PEPPER

:I

[eager quest]

idk im just commenting

wait

black pepper as in the little ball things?

[remote scaffold]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stone blade]

yes but the ground version of that

the powder

[eager quest]

what the hell

you eat that on sandwiches?

[heady vapor]

first time a brit has heard of spices

you put black pepper on literally everything its basic culinary practice

[eager quest]

im not british

[stone blade]

yes

[heady vapor]

its like putting salt on something

[stone blade]

its really nice

[eager quest]

and i know spices

[stone blade]

gives the sandwich a nice spicy taste

[eager quest]

its just ivan uses it in sandwiches

[stone blade]

i do

[heady vapor]

i would put it on a sandwhich too

[stone blade]

its really nice

[heady vapor]

with most things it would make it taste better

[eager quest]

ok well i havent tried that before

i might

[lusty sonnet]

Fries between a sandwhich is also good

[stone blade]

fries outside of the sandwich plesae

less messy

[lusty sonnet]

Both

[stone blade]

put black pepper on the fries too

[lusty sonnet]

Baguette + fries + some sauce

[real tinsel]

you people are savages

[stone blade]

no

i just enjoy black pepper

[lusty sonnet]

Not that bad tbh

[heady vapor]

chip butty with some mayonnaise and ketchup

not bad

[real tinsel]

fries between sandwich, pepper between sandwich

go see a therapist

[stone blade]

lol

[heady vapor]

u gotta try it

before you say its shit

[stone blade]

COCK BETWEEN SANWICH?

[real tinsel]

now you're talking

[stone blade]

ofc

it really makes the sandwich less boring and gives it that nice spicy kick

[real tinsel]

yes cock does have such effects

[stone blade]

i meant black pepper

[real tinsel]

you didn't

[stone blade]

nah i did

i meant pepper

[real tinsel]

you meant cock

[stone blade]

noo

[stone blade]

8

[gloomy roost]

I sleep as a 2

[heady crow]

20

[stone blade]

ofc bruno

OFC

actually

[heady crow]

yeah?

[stone blade]

put an extra

21 and put a cat maid outfit

thats bruno

[real tinsel]

1

all the time

even when i sleep

[heady crow]

your sense of humour again amazes me ivan

[stone blade]

ty

I try my best

[real tinsel]

he plays tarkov

[stone blade]

i do

[real tinsel]

yes

it is a fact

[lusty sonnet]

18 or 20

[stone blade]

you people worry me

[heady crow]

how so

you dont change out your sheets?

[stone blade]

i do

[heady crow]

then whats the problem

[stone blade]

but i dont sleep naked

[heady crow]

ok and?

[stone blade]

mainly cuz i have roommate

[heady crow]

how does you not sleeping naked somehow relate to us doing so

[stone blade]

idk

[real tinsel]

if i lived alone i'd walk naked around the house all the time

except for when cooking

oil burns are no shit

[eager quest]

2, 17 and 20

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/653758635658313791/887284930030223380/kazakhstan.mp4

honestly if i was living in our first apartment that my family had

id be 20 100% of the time

cuz i had no AC in the room

[eager quest]

idc if my dad sees me naked

we are both men

shouldnt be ashamed

but yeah im mostly number 17 in that pic

[stone blade]

if it was any balkan dad hed say does it grow

[eager quest]

i am balkan

[stone blade]

yes.

sadly

[stone blade]

OMG HASHINSHIN

[eager quest]

hasheensheen

[real tinsel]

in the earlier trailers gameplay seemed heavy and clunky but it seems actually playable now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLmukRHiXUE

this is definitely a game i'd be hyping for if my pc could run it

[pastel quartz]

Cracked day one

[lusty sonnet]

reminds me of bioshock

[real tinsel]

quality games don't deserve to be cracked

only games that cost 50$ while offering little-to-no-content deserve getting cracked

[pastel quartz]

Crack everything

[real tinsel]

i think it was inspired by bioshock

[lusty sonnet]

also baguette + fries @real tinsel

and extras

[gloomy roost]

I literally introduce it to my friends as ruski bioshock

[real tinsel]

nah

[heady crow]

yeah

got me hungry again

[lusty sonnet]

full yeah

[heady crow]

and just ate steak

gotta go for that 2am quark and rye bread

[lusty sonnet]

place 200m from my uni sold those for 5 euros

[heady crow]

oh my

5 euros??

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

[heady crow]

goddamn

you ate well

[lusty sonnet]

think it's usually 6/6.5

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPfN4g5s7Ck

[lusty sonnet]

i did mm

[heady crow]

m m m

[plucky void]

vaporware isn't quality game

[heady crow]

is that russian bioshock

[real tinsel]

yes

[slate crown]

@lusty sonnet

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-im-right-sheldon-cooper-big-bang-theory-you-know-it-gif-5055727

[heady crow]

assigned malewife

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

where can i get my government mandated boywife?

[slate crown]

||literally me ||

[slim osprey]

Ay yo where can I get one of those?

[slate crown]

right here

[slim osprey]

[rose ferry]

just gotta get into our networks

or be on discord for 5 minutes

[eager quest]

GUESS WHOS BACK

BACK AGAIN

GHOSTY'S BACK

TELL A FRIEND

[stone blade]

[glad carbon]

https://youtu.be/jvvDEzfalCk

[real tinsel]

i'm a perfect boy wife candidate

i cook and do pretty much every housework

need me a girl husband

my ex was my girl husband (literally she worked a 10-6 while i did housework) but she lost me so now looking for new candidates

[lusty sonnet]

how's the search going?

[real tinsel]

i'm in passive search mode at the moment

as in i'm waiting for the girl husband to appear out of thin air

[lusty sonnet]

hmm same same

[real tinsel]

this feminism shit has increased girl husband numbers though

[heady crow]

me too man

[lusty sonnet]

in passive mode till the one girl comes back from her 20 camps as a guide

[real tinsel]

they all want to feel dominant over a man while literally paying for his everything

i'm all in for it

[real tinsel]

i thought you and ares are fucking

[lusty sonnet]

we each want an extra girl on the side

[real tinsel]

understandable

[lusty sonnet]

just 3 more days till i can continue the stalking for potentially free food

[heady crow]

they will be the money makers of our families

and we gotta continue our bloodline somehow

[real tinsel]

ahh another poly relationship

very modern

[heady crow]

i knew a staunch conservative muslim man like you wouldnt approve

[real tinsel]

i don't disapprove, i silently judge from a distance

[lusty sonnet]

if she makes twice what i make, you bet i'll clean everything every day

[heady vapor]

How i sleep knowing every hour is ticking towards my death

[real tinsel]

i'd do it even if she makes the same amount as me

[lusty sonnet]

nah then 50/50

[surreal blade]

!heal

[split canyon]

A quick video about how to basic heal yourself: #╭📖faq message

[real tinsel]

wait so if your wife is making 2x the amount you make, you'd still work and do all the housework?

[lusty sonnet]

no read it again

[real tinsel]

i meant the previous text

[lusty sonnet]

if she'd make the same amount of cash then ez 50/50 housework

nah if she makes 2x then i'd start working part time or freelance and do housework

[real tinsel]

not very experienced boy wife

if your wife is already making enough money stay home and cook stuff for her

[lusty sonnet]

always good to have more cash

[real tinsel]

i like cooking so might as well make my wife happy with mouth watering food and sweets

[real tinsel]

you can sell the sweets to markets and such

[lusty sonnet]

i'd rather sit on my ass and code my tools a lil bit

and then cook

can even multitask it

[echo slate]

Canadian Healthcare:

[craggy quarry]

Canadian healthcare be like
Oh you have a bad cough k wait 40 months for your scheduled meeting

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624295194027884589/1013539879541551166/redditsave.com_i3qbzkaglhk91.gif

[abstract path]

Me when my sleep paralisis demon finally appears to confront me:

[gloomy roost]

mfw he's everywhere

[heady crow]

Is that sam hyde in a ted talk?

[crude talon]

[grizzled meadow]

True, he had a period full of movies

[grizzled meadow]

Looks like him

[echo slate]

yes, it's called 2070 paradigm shift

[real tinsel]

jerked off

gaming time

[real tinsel]

so google is an interdimensional technology

that explains how he knows everything

[eager quest]

juno and bz

[narrow lotus]

yeah, don't

[real tinsel]

i'm glad you deleted it

[real tinsel]

ah, you deleted it

[gloomy roost]

Mental Khaa doin it again

[real tinsel]

my savior is a romanian

[real tinsel]

doing what

[narrow lotus]

both a blessing and a curse

[gloomy roost]

Dangerposting

[real tinsel]

imagine if aldo saw that

you'd share the same fate as gtanil

you too, were saved by a romanian

skully boy

[stone blade]

ok but instead of calling peepo , peepo. why not call him vasko zabata

[narrow lotus]

just wanted to say that , if Falco saw that , he would have probably ask for a vote in which Grok and Aldo would have went with muting / banning

Or Aldo would have just pulled the trigger

[stone blade]

@eager quest

[eager quest]

theres been worse

[real tinsel]

does he actually go for a vote every time someone posts something controversial

[narrow lotus]

sometimes, depends on the person and the post i guess, smth like slava putin , ukraina, russia stuff gets deleted / muted instnatly

we dont want political shit here

or porn, if someone posts porn, is free real estate who gets to ban first

[placid sail]

oh so you're actually voting on a decision! that's sensible

[real tinsel]

democracy

[narrow lotus]

yes, contrary to belief even Aldo doesnt shoot on sight....usually

[eager quest]

someone sent dicks and traps in tarkov channel and only got muted

💀

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[eager quest]

and ofc it had to be in tarkov channel

[narrow lotus]

well if he got 1 week mute thats more than enough

i would have given 69 days myself but i didnt see it

[real tinsel]

if it'll make you feel better, someone posted porn in #959832945391202375

[narrow lotus]

[eager quest]

when

i dont usually check that channel

[real tinsel]

a few days ago

[narrow lotus]

is it still there?

[real tinsel]

nah

[gloomy roost]

What a question

[narrow lotus]

damn i thought there is stil there , i thought we had a breach

i was gonna go mad

we cool we cool

[real tinsel]

post porn when mods are offline

[narrow lotus]

put your gun down Aldo....its ok , false alarm false alarm

Aldo said if he pulled his gun might as well use it so watch ur behaviour

[narrow lotus]

we are looking into this particular issue with Grok and the others

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus cand mai joci

[real tinsel]

get more mods

problem solved

[narrow lotus]

wont help if all mods have the same timezone and sleep at roughly the same time, nobody will moderate this cesspool at 4 AM on a Monday

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/gddIMA3vH4g

[real tinsel]

get more mods with less life and different time zones

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[narrow lotus]

we will see, Grok has some ideas

as always, he is the true chad

[real tinsel]

i have some ideas

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

Alright i got to the point where he said "soda stream will do to soda what 3d printing did to assault firearms" and i want to thank you for telling me about this

[heady crow]

Fake (real)

[grizzled meadow]

Now I have to know what that was

Seriously the only time I don't watch

Shit happen

[narrow lotus]

I feel it

[grizzled meadow]

It really depends, when I can, and you all know that, I try to save everyone

[narrow lotus]

he rly does , but sometimes souls are beyond redemption

gtanil my beloved

[real tinsel]

gtanil is proud of himself for finally accomplishing it

[grizzled meadow]

If it was for Aldo, this channel wouldn't even exists

[real tinsel]

it was his end goal

[narrow lotus]

i mean i cant blame him

[grizzled meadow]

Same goes for cat

[grizzled meadow]

This channel is needed, I always say this

[narrow lotus]

but its better to have a quarantine zone for the mentally ill rather than let them run rampant on the server

yeah i agree on that

[grizzled meadow]

Exactly

[lusty sonnet]

if it wasn't for this channel, i wouldn't have you guys ❤️

[grizzled meadow]

I understand Aldo's pov

He doesn't like this kind of humour

[narrow lotus]

I respect his pov

[real tinsel]

fuck you bird lady guy

[narrow lotus]

ba nush ca incep munca deci cand o sa fiu mai liber

[lusty sonnet]

does liber mean free?

[narrow lotus]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

and munca is work related?

[narrow lotus]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

i'm learning bois

i'll learn romanian through this server

[narrow lotus]

soon you will be ready to use Romanian in the best way possible

in traffic

[lusty sonnet]

[eager quest]

everyone in romania swears in traffic

[lusty sonnet]

just tts this channel when i drive

[eager quest]

at even the most minor inconvenience

[narrow lotus]

even pedestrians , they see a guy pass by doing absolutely nothing wrong and go

fuck this motherfucker

[eager quest]

cant blame em tho, drivers at least in bucharest mostly consist of fucking morons

[eager quest]

seen like 3 dudes speeding on red light today

[narrow lotus]

Bucharest traffic is survival mode

[heady crow]

You are in bucharest?

[eager quest]

he isnt

i am

unfortunately

[heady crow]

Im sorry

[lusty sonnet]

write that down

we in hunting mode

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[eager quest]

i know

[slate crown]

you almost got another shirt...almost

[heady crow]

Look at this fucking back tho

The lighting is on point like wtf

[slate crown]

why hello there 🥴

[heady crow]

Oh dude ikr. My exact reaction when i was scrolling youtube

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334422659020488704/1012974848961695754/redditsave.com_made_a_new_buddy-7t9iajpbr4k91.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701165488541138974/1013443176805187624/bBkLYJd.mp4

https://vxtwitter.com/feetfish685/status/1563773934134145025?s=21&t=yhwF8u0Oudki4GpKr4lNrg

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1013554453296730112/301057714_185191753898926_1774536579152344187_n.mp4

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691491012362633277/1013561726182109194/unknown.png

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1563798565041934339?s=20&t=e3VbgowOSNw-68vq5rHe4w

https://vxtwitter.com/catghxul/status/1563775983877926913?s=20&t=e3VbgowOSNw-68vq5rHe4w

[real pond]

https://youtu.be/R-OEf4WAJuQ

[swift scarab]

Man I wish

It’d make pissing at night so much easier

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[slim osprey]

If you get circumcised it stays on until you die

[echo slate]

Can confirm, I have to wear underwear made from blackout curtains

[slim osprey]

[plucky void]

lmao, what game is that

[echo slate]

Looks like Gothic 1 or 2

[pastel quartz]

Doesn't help that Xardas appears in all of them
So yeah
Probably 1 or 2

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730221708266569810/1011203842622373938/Mine-glows-red-without-power.mp4

[quartz saffron]

devs really going all out on this game

[grizzled meadow]

"Crystal"

[radiant grove]

pretty sure its 2

[plucky void]

I should steal play those games from my friend's steam library

[radiant grove]

i bought the entire trilogy for the meme

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, sex

My man kha is a cultured man

🤝

No spoilers please I have to play that one

You will probably finish that one in two days

[real tinsel]

didn't you have like 60 hours in it

[grizzled meadow]

In Yakuza 3?

[real tinsel]

yea

[grizzled meadow]

I really don't know

Do I?

I'm sure you can look that up

If I really do have 60 hours in, I know the reason

[real tinsel]

34 hours

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

Reason is this

There is a minigame

It's a cabaret thing

[real tinsel]

i know where this is going

[grizzled meadow]

I really don't remember why I did that

But it's stuff that it takes time

Because it's literally the cabaret minigame from I don't remember which Yakuza

Maybe 0

Thing is

The minigame in Yakuza 3 is like the "first version"

So it's old, it's ugly, not really that funny, etc.

So I'm almost sure that 90% of my playtime was for that minigame

And the 10% for the actual game

[grizzled meadow]

Most probably, sidequests

Because of course fucking Yakuza have shit behind minigames, including sidequests

[real tinsel]

i'd do the minigames even if there wasn't shit behind them

[grizzled meadow]

I really don't, I just try them out once

Sidequests though? 100%, all of them

I don't care if I have to hit three strikes playing bowling, I do that if I have to

[real tinsel]

only like maybe 8-10 hours of this was put into the story itself. I haven't even talked to detective Valentine yet

the rest is side quests, building stuff and mostly just fucking around

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I do that as well, I play a little bit of the story and then it's all sidequests

[real tinsel]

also your cabaret thing reminded me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui1Ozs-zai4

[grizzled meadow]

This is a fun minigame

Long to complete but at least it's fun

The reward is worth as well

• sidequests, obviously

But you have to do that because you unlock a thing

[lusty sonnet]

sidequests fun, except time based sidequests

those need to die

[real tinsel]

what's a time based side quest

[lusty sonnet]

side quests with a timer that ticks down

that fails when it reaches 0

[real tinsel]

ahh

i don't mind them

prey mooncrash is an entire dlc based around what you said but you get used to it after a while

[lusty sonnet]

some missions in KC:D are also timebased but i don't mind them as some make sense, but that giant overhead countdown for like 2 minutes can go away

[swift scarab]

Welp

It do be 1am, and I can’t sleep

[lusty sonnet]

8 am and i want to sleep

[heady crow]

9 am and i want to sleep

[swift scarab]

I’m probably gonna take some Benadryl, closest equivalent we have to sleep meds

[heady crow]

40 pills of benadryl and youll be playing a survival horror game irl

no need for stalker

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-gif-21891913

[lusty sonnet]

just knock yourself out

[swift scarab]

Can’t, tried, my skulls too thick

All I end up doing is getting a bad headache, which doesn’t help

[lusty sonnet]

hmm

fair

[swift scarab]

I take melatonin if I could instead but vitamins are ridiculously expensive for no apparent reason

[lusty sonnet]

smells like murica

[swift scarab]

I am the only American after all

[lusty sonnet]

i think there are more now

they're starting to be aware of brainfart

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aYC0CDGYVE @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

i love this guy

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude is smn else

Yooo, who's Larkin new mod? I missed everything again

[lusty sonnet]

new mod for the american timezone i guess

[heady crow]

ahahaha poor bastard will have the pleasure of moderating this channel since falco is out of the picture

[swift scarab]

:)

The Benadryl hasn’t kicked in yet

[real tinsel]

take more

[swift scarab]

Ca

Excellent work autocorrect, it’s now chosen something that isn’t a word

[swift scarab]

Hmm, time to see autocorrect write a full sentence

Someone give me a word to start

[heady crow]

i am x that mean i like

[swift scarab]

Nice

The only thing I can do is that I don’t have internet access but it doesn’t seem to be fair

Very thoughtful commentary from autocorrect

[lusty sonnet]

[upbeat bobcat]

John can do better than that tbh

[stone blade]

[eager quest]

THE ONE PIEEEEEEEECEEEEEEEEEE

i love those memes

(im not gay tho bruno...cuz u probably know the memes as well)

[lusty sonnet]

loving the memes is loving the bruno

[eager quest]

i have a lot of those said "memes"

but i wont post here

for obvious reasons

[lusty sonnet]

[eager quest]

listen

the memes are based on

this "one piece" being some dude's massive cock

and its just edited pictures of the anime's characters

with their cocks hanging out

thats about it

[lusty sonnet]

[eager quest]

what?

[real tinsel]

i don't think i can do better than that

this cat seems like a pro compared to me, John

[real tinsel]

you're a fierce homosexual

[eager quest]

im not a homosexual

[real tinsel]

the homosexuality energy you radiate could power my house for 20 days

[eager quest]

but im not homosexual

[real tinsel]

yes you need a unique title to properly describe the amount of homosexuality you radiate

greek

there, your new title, skully

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ittybittyfenty-stfu-gif-22549670

also @real tinsel how does bz feel that his future e-gf left the server

after being merely impersonated as a joke

[real tinsel]

@placid sail answer this violently homosexual man's completely out of place question

[eager quest]

?? whats wrong with it

[real tinsel]

why did you assume something's wrong with it

[eager quest]

cuz u said out of place

i dont see anything wrong with such question

[real tinsel]

then why do you ask what's wrong with it

[eager quest]

idk

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/rusev-bulgarian-brute-entrance-wwe-smackdown-gif-9302917

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NeedyHatefulIcelandichorse-mobile.mp4

[fading shuttle]

weakest least patriotic bulgarian

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814656553038381108/948325968165081208/5860_Cat_Pat.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant to the post above

Not the cat

[stone blade]

you know shits bussin when the cover is an owl with glasses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRcnobJxi4

brooo

look at em

thank god this frog exists

coffee without sugar was a bit mistake

[narrow lotus]

i like it , big dick energy

coffee with monster , do it

time to die

[stone blade]

LOL

thats when you create obdolbos

[narrow lotus]

good one haha

[lusty sonnet]

coffee without sugar is a good wake-up

[stone blade]

it isnt for me

i just die inside from the bitterness

thats all

its disgusting

[lusty sonnet]

no milk?

[stone blade]

i put milk

still super bitter

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWcZ8KABlE

[upbeat bobcat]

explicit content

[stone blade]

very explicit

hi guys

[real tinsel]

IVAN

hi

[real tinsel]

i've tried it

tastes like shit and makes you wanna puke

not a very good combination

[placid sail]

tea with cola is very strange but palatable

[stone blade]

alo

[real tinsel]

why would you even try that

that's like mixing beans with chocolate

[real tinsel]

alo

[stone blade]

alo

❤️

[placid sail]

why would you try coffee with monster?

[stone blade]

because then you ascend to a new plane of existance

[real tinsel]

they're both caffeinated drinks

i thought mixing one with the other would work, for some reason

[placid sail]

intensive care is not another plane of existance

[real tinsel]

tea and cola in the other hand, one is a warm drink the other is a soda

[placid sail]

both have caffeine?

[stone blade]

????????????????????????????

THEY

WHAT

[placid sail]

tea gets sweet from cola and weirdly bubbly too

[real tinsel]

but such miniscule amounts though

[real tinsel]

wtf

[stone blade]

tea has caffeine?

[real tinsel]

you mixed them?

[stone blade]

WH

[real tinsel]

yes but miniscule amounts

[placid sail]

I mean yeah, if you fucking rub coffee in your gums, at this point everything is low caffeine

[real tinsel]

a cup of coffee has like 70 grams of caffeine while tea has like 10 iirc

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtG7f_KLEnY literally me and khatyl

vasko jabata

[real tinsel]

100 grams of tea has 11 mg of caffeine

[stone blade]

thats like

[real tinsel]

that's like a jar of tea

[stone blade]

nothing

[heady crow]

its a third of what energy drinks usually have

[stone blade]

it basically wont even affect your body

energy drinks are nice

I like energyt drinks

i totally wont die from a heart attack

[real tinsel]

it won't affect my anything at all since i drink minimum 3 cups of coffee a day

[stone blade]

for me its 2

[real tinsel]

tea is a very tasty drink though

[stone blade]

somestimes one coffee and one monster

turkish tea do be kinda bussin strong

them mfs are insane

[abstract path]

It's only difficult if you make it be

[echo slate]

I had 10 cups of coffee before work

[stone blade]

omg crystal

[real tinsel]

what's difficult

[stone blade]

shes here

[echo slate]

I've smoked half a pack of cigarettes since I've been here

[abstract path]

Decisions

Lol

[real tinsel]

what the fuck

make sense crystal

[abstract path]

Sorry for confusing your boy-ass

[real tinsel]

okay

[abstract path]

Lol

[stone blade]

?

[abstract path]

Anyway

[stone blade]

crystal you ok?

[real tinsel]

no

[abstract path]

Err no

[stone blade]

she isnt

[real tinsel]

certainly

[abstract path]

Yesterday i was sleeping with a bleeding head

[echo slate]

Dang you should work on that

[abstract path]

So you can surely say i am not okay 👍

[real tinsel]

crystal having a hemorrhage and probably treating it with soda or something

[stone blade]

bro you gonna go to sleep and just randomly die one day

[echo slate]

Please do not go to sleep with a bleeding head wound

[real tinsel]

yeah

[stone blade]

just crystal things

[abstract path]

It was a pimple that just opened