🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

are you french?

[real tinsel]

crystal replacement

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[eager quest]

bulgarian post

[fading shuttle]

crystal lite, not replacement

[stone blade]

oy

well then

[fading shuttle]

crystal is irreplacable

[stone blade]

did she die?

@abstract path did you die?

але

no response henceforth
she did die

WE DID IT LADS

[real tinsel]

success

[eager quest]

ur next

[stone blade]

thank god

[real tinsel]

ivan i will slit your penis into 2

[stone blade]

make it quick

[stone blade]

make it 3

[real tinsel]

too much number

ah okay that i can do

[placid sail]

in my defence, it was all primarily from your description of how things are going, mine fetishes are a bit different

[real tinsel]

bz11k's fetishes involve horses and fake bulls

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852792499096387584/992523637070512148/10000000_624432009258638_2880659164122347672_n.mp4

[real tinsel]

this is how i used to play games when i was the same age as this guy

good days

still remember yelling at the chinese guys who knifed some ally dude in mafia 2

[placid sail]

handholding and that thingy everyone calls mutual affection and also 2 girls 1 cup

[pastel quartz]

Handholding??!

You're a total perv, jeez

[real tinsel]

man

you're the last person i'd have thought to actually like 2 girls 1 cup

@swift scarab is more likely to like it than you

[swift scarab]

It’s 4am and I regret being alive

And no

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/beyond-belief-jonathan-frakes-we-made-it-up-beyond-belief-fact-or-fiction-gif-21054647

[heady crow]

12 and same

[swift scarab]

Anyone here have Project Zomboid

[real tinsel]

yes

[craggy quarry]

ZA SLOBODUUUUUUU

[swift scarab]

I need something to do for the next 4 hours till the sun comes up

[heady crow]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Care to play

[heady crow]

I would but im at school rn and gonna go to the gym after

[swift scarab]

Joy

[real tinsel]

i pretty much suck at the game but if you're looking for a casual game then yes

[placid sail]

an american, a finn and an azeri go into a bar

[real tinsel]

i will drink bleach a lot

[placid sail]

until they don't

hold up

pog

[swift scarab]

The American is kicked out immediately due to being underage in their country

[real tinsel]

what about pubs

[swift scarab]

Never been

[real tinsel]

i've gone into several pubs but they never asked me for id

[placid sail]

it's really baffling to me that you can have a gun at 18 and beer in 21

[real tinsel]

never been to a bar though

[placid sail]

the priorities are wild

[swift scarab]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

It's totally logical, don't worry!

[heady crow]

And can drive at like what

16

[lusty sonnet]

I do

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upDUWI17Wzo

This goes hard

[swift scarab]

And funnily enough I’m 19, I prefer having clear gin on occasion, and I’ve never fired a gun

[heady crow]

Thumbnail is @slate crown and who?

[placid sail]

SUCH A CRIMINAL

[swift scarab]

Anime character is Korone from hololive

[heady crow]

Underage drinking??

[swift scarab]

Bite me

[slate crown]

best

[heady crow]

Ah youre into that sort of stuff

[pastel quartz]

We're gonna have to call the cops, guys

[placid sail]

a week in jail! bailiff, give them a free gun now!

[swift scarab]

Uh oh, story time

So

[lusty sonnet]

Ew drinking

[heady crow]

Yay drinking

[lusty sonnet]

No alcohol

[heady crow]

Much alcohol

[swift scarab]

Recently a law passed in Texas that allows you to buy a handgun (and only a handgun) without needing any form of background check whatsoever

[lusty sonnet]

Even though my surroundings are perfect for drinking

[placid sail]

fucking kek

[pastel quartz]

That's gonna be fun!

[real tinsel]

of course this won't lead to any shenanigans involving schools

[heady crow]

You live on a student campus?

[swift scarab]

Well of course not, they use AR-15s

Silly goose

[placid sail]

it's time to turn this ocassional school shooting into a full scale school warfare

mental

[lusty sonnet]

Nah my general surroundings

[narrow lotus]

When u are at an American school and u hear "Changing Mags" outside

[pastel quartz]

Uh oh

[swift scarab]

I prefer the term “targets spotted”

[narrow lotus]

on a serious note, what happened lately is sad 😦

[placid sail]

maybe gun companies do actually run America

[swift scarab]

Which lately, we get shootings often

[placid sail]

at least it makes sense out of this otherwise completely retarded situation

[real tinsel]

that can get taken out of context very easily pango

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[slate crown]

idk what you're talking about

you're seeing things again

[pastel quartz]

Aw man, I missed it!

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

Even in context its fucked

[placid sail]

dimbolin is a registered sex offender now

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

Not again..

[placid sail]

wait wdym again

[placid sail]

dumbolin???

[slate crown]

menace to society arc starts today

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

Skipping leg day arc continues today

[lusty sonnet]

Stick leg

[real tinsel]

if i shot up a school i have legit excuse to not go to jail

[heady crow]

I got great legs

[swift scarab]

Buying a trench coat and copious amounts of 5.56 arc starts today

[lusty sonnet]

Run to me boi

[heady crow]

If i knew where you were

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

[heady crow]

Also @swift scarab wheres your pfp even from?

[swift scarab]

I wish on the coat part, but the bullets are far too expensive

[slate crown]

me and bruno

[heady crow]

You and who

[heady crow]

Oh fuck

[real tinsel]

he said me and bruno you dumb shit

[heady crow]

Atleast cheaper than russian calibers rn

[heady crow]

Go jump in a well

[lusty sonnet]

According to @placid sail i'm from Turkey

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-latenight-at-work-steve-rambo-steve-rambo-hackerman-gif-18789343

[real tinsel]

i will jump off a 16 story building

[swift scarab]

It’s a fanart made for me and my boyfriend

[real tinsel]

wells are not too heighty

[heady crow]

Do a backflip gayboy

[heady crow]

Ah thats cute

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna do the god of war cliff fall thingy

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

this is gonna be my suicide song

[slate crown]

literally you irl

[west owl]

best way to start the day

[lusty sonnet]

Facts

[real tinsel]

we yawned at the same time

[lusty sonnet]

You think Bz knows where turkey is without google?

[pastel quartz]

Awww cute!!

[slate crown]

doubt

[west owl]

💗

[swift scarab]

I have a larger image for it but it’s an old picture and sometimes my phone likes to be fucky and not show it

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/O7NyOtAJPb4

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

Ye i still got nitro so i just used a hug emoji from a good server -w-
Also yes, cyute

[swift scarab]

Unrealistic, no one domed him through the window

[west owl]

100 realistic, going to dorms always have resulted like a fever dream for me

[pastel quartz]

I was in a few servers that had awsum global emotes too! But since Discord removed that stuff, I ended up leavin because of constant pinging heh

[lusty sonnet]

Constant pinging you say

[heady crow]

oh maan global emotes

when were they removed even

like 2018 or so?

[swift scarab]

:YEEEEE:

Damn

The global emote lies

[pastel quartz]

Okay, I exaggerated a lil but it's still dumb when ya wake up to 30 @everyone's

[slate crown]

what have you done

[pastel quartz]

I tagged everyone!

[swift scarab]

It doesn’t work anyways

Hmm

I wonder

Does @ here work

[heady crow]

try it out

[pastel quartz]

Nop, try it

[lusty sonnet]

Don't think so

[pastel quartz]

I still remember @someone

[heady crow]

whos gonna bite the bullet

[pastel quartz]

That was a fun feature heh

I'll do it!

[swift scarab]

@echo hareoverthere

[pastel quartz]

@here

[swift scarab]

Uh oh

[lusty sonnet]

Ohno

[pastel quartz]

See? Doesn't work

[swift scarab]

Me when I ping a random person for funni

[slate crown]

POV: Juno @ing everyone to #🎪bruh-fart

[craggy quarry]

@ every is turned off
Didnt juno?

[swift scarab]

We have enough chaos already

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez heh

[slate crown]

yes

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmm

I am not a protogen

[pastel quartz]

I hate this

[heady crow]

im imagining this is how you and your gf communicate

[swift scarab]

Cmon babe it’s time for your usb insertion

[lusty sonnet]

it fits, trust. Just push hard enough

[pastel quartz]

...

[stone blade]

what happened

[swift scarab]

Imagine if you had to face the right way for sex like a usb

[heady crow]

and when it doesent go in you turn it around and it still doesent

[swift scarab]

[fading shuttle]

https://imgur.com/UXmfrrU

[heady crow]

scavs

[swift scarab]

insert American school shooting here

Essentially

[fading shuttle]

we call them bandits here ok, take your tardkov language somewhere else

[stone blade]

oh

[real tinsel]

which one

[heady crow]

ah sorry i thought you were ivan with your autistic ass name

[swift scarab]

I said that already

[pastel quartz]

Say it again!

[slate crown]

he's at the beach

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cpkc-gif-20657920

[fading shuttle]

me when im at the beach be like

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-not-your-keys-not-your-coins-bitcoin-rd_btc-strike-memes-gif-25067869

[swift scarab]

God, he acts like me whenever I’m by myself and bored

[pastel quartz]

Do it, you know you want to

[swift scarab]

Not really no, I’m staring at a cracked ceiling at 4:39 in the morning

[real tinsel]

unfortunately my cursed bloodline will continue because my brother is a horny mf

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez, that's pretty early

[stone blade]

guys i found bruno

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1009395668596572231/withoutfurtherinterruption.mp4

[swift scarab]

I wish

[craggy quarry]

I love it how you took from me
After I stole it

[stone blade]

yeah

classic bulgarian move

[craggy quarry]

Heh

[swift scarab]

The cycle of memes continues

[craggy quarry]

Its that bulgarian clown in you

[pastel quartz]

It's all just a big recycling bin

[fading shuttle]

watch out else we are gonna steal your plumbing to sell for scrap

[craggy quarry]

The fuck are you, a gypsy?

[fading shuttle]

i am the most red blooded bolghar you will ever see

[lusty sonnet]

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160068130607988736/1009334552579289199/unknown.png

[fading shuttle]

i still ride my horse across the border and raid greece in my spare time

[craggy quarry]

I just realised youre not ivan

[swift scarab]

I can find the full image, but I’d need to get out of bed onto my laptop

[fading shuttle]

truly, the moment when you permanently get confused for someone else

[heady crow]

well if you are trying to stay awake for 3 hours more, staying out of bed would help

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Fine

[fading shuttle]

hit yourself and cause immense pain the moment you feel sleepy

[heady crow]

well it is america

[swift scarab]

I have that built in naturally, it’s called a fucked up toe

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-kurt-cobain-going-insane-kurt-cobain-ifunny-gif-insane-i-am-going-fucking-insane-gif-23127998

[heady crow]

me

[lusty sonnet]

Me

Get me out of work plis

[real tinsel]

this is you

[swift scarab]

Yogurt Cap moment

[pastel quartz]

Who isn't?

[heady crow]

no, you will stay a slave to your capitalist overlords for 40 years more

https://tenor.com/view/ihl-gear-neco-arc-gif-26313697

[swift scarab]

Hehe religious meme go poof

[fading shuttle]

i love that man, his hips cause neurons to fire that nothing else could

[heady crow]

i posted that like 10 mins ago so

[swift scarab]

Joy

I have yogurt caps new phone cover and stickers as well

Probably one of the few things I’ve bought online

Now to have my grammar magically improve since I'm on the computer

[grizzled meadow]

Yet another meme stolen

And this is a good one because you can't find it on Youtube (I've tried, God bless gtanil)

[heady crow]

god bless andrew

[clear prism]

I stole it off of some fucking nerd in a Roleplay server

[swift scarab]

Found it, it was buried in my backlog of folders

[clear prism]

I am certain he stole it from someone before I did

Because that loser was incapable of creating a new folder on his PC

[grizzled meadow]

Goood morning goddamnit

[pastel quartz]

Super cute!

[swift scarab]

A friend made it last year I think

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[swift scarab]

At least my lore for brainfart is fairly simple

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[clear prism]

Check pins

[pastel quartz]

Righto! Time to have a look!

Holy jesus, that's a lot

[swift scarab]

And they give me back the blood, they just take the plasma you tards

The rest is accurate though

[west owl]

american

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta love the fact that in one way or another I'm inside something

[pastel quartz]

Wait

Where's that written?

[swift scarab]

Eat lead foreigner

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

in the brainfart lore

[placid sail]

you're bosnian

[lusty sonnet]

I'll stay on my phone at work

[lusty sonnet]

Close

[pastel quartz]

I called Bruno handsum once

[fading shuttle]

i am still not part of the lore, i must strive to be better so i become worthy

[pastel quartz]

That's not even flirtin!!

[real tinsel]

how wtf

i remember adding like 39 people into the lore

[fading shuttle]

maybe i didnt check in depth

i shall check in a bit

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[pastel quartz]

Noppp, you're not there

But for sum reason I am heh

[swift scarab]

Where’s my folder that has nsfw of my pfp

[pastel quartz]

Uhhhm

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo

[pastel quartz]

What

[swift scarab]

Yes

Found it

[lusty sonnet]

Ohno

[pastel quartz]

Uhh

[west owl]

[pastel quartz]

That better be flagged as spoilers

[swift scarab]

Hmm, not sure if I’m allowed to post it, spoilers or otherwise

So nah

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown really?

[real tinsel]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

What, NSFW?

[real tinsel]

it may have been a product of my imagination

but i count it as real either way

[swift scarab]

Porn made as fanart for my pfp, so yea

[heady crow]

Once again really cute

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh that isn't gonna work with #📄rules

[swift scarab]

Figured as much

[pastel quartz]

Do it anyway

[real tinsel]

#🎪bruh-fart is a barren wasteland, there are no #📄rules here

[pastel quartz]

For fun!

[swift scarab]

Tempting

But no

[pastel quartz]

What's the worst that could happen, right?

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

Another mute/kick/ban

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[pastel quartz]

It'll be fiiiine

[swift scarab]

I’m not stupid, I’m an American

[pastel quartz]

I think

[swift scarab]

There’s a difference

[grizzled meadow]

Double stupid

[swift scarab]

Understandable

If anyone really wants to see it that bad I’ll just dm it

[pastel quartz]

I wonder who this could be about..

[grizzled meadow]

There's literally my name on top of it

[fading shuttle]

send me it i will definitely post it and not keep it for myself

[real tinsel]

it's ABOUT FALCO IT'S UNDER FALCO OH MY GOD IT'S RIGHT UNDER FALCO

[pastel quartz]

I was makin a joke heh

[swift scarab]

You wouldn’t be the first

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-baby-agreed-leonardo-di-caprio-gif-15198044

[swift scarab]

Can’t tell if that means yes or not

[real tinsel]

camera work in this movie was awesome

[grizzled meadow]

It literally nods

[swift scarab]

I’m tired alright

Gimme a bit

[west owl]

that means you should send it to him through dms no more words needed

[grizzled meadow]

HI I'M TIRED
I'M @grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

It means yes from both him and me

[pastel quartz]

Oh god..

[pastel quartz]

Not the dad jokes!

[grizzled meadow]

Favorite video 10/10

Finally someone posted it

[real tinsel]

they definitely hurt the cat for it to make that sound though

source: my brother always hurts the cat to make it yell

[pastel quartz]

This is sad and kinda funny at the same time?

[fading shuttle]

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

Its slander but i refuse to edit my own profile

[swift scarab]

Makes sense

[real tinsel]

people should take some lessons from pango

he filled his entire profile with bullshit

[west owl]

what does your brother dont do?

[real tinsel]

i am not going to fill all your profiles because i am terrible at social cues

[west owl]

is he fucking the cat?

[real tinsel]

uh no

[fading shuttle]

shane dawson moment

[slate crown]

Shane dawson moment

this is proof

[pastel quartz]

Like Discord light mode?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[slate crown]

brainfart is a hivemind

[pastel quartz]

What the heck

[swift scarab]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Also yes

[real tinsel]

i want it known that i wrote this

[swift scarab]

Hmm, today I shall contemplate my existence and then look for something to play on Steam

[west owl]

ai created, already in the 12th dimension

[real tinsel]

i take great pride in this

[pastel quartz]

This one's a lil mean heh

[real tinsel]

are you my sleeper agent

[placid sail]

I would be upset with you if I could read

[west owl]

solve both problems/aggravate them and play talos principle

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/rik-meme-rage-sleeper-agent-cold-war-gif-18730762

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god I've just woken up and there were already three work calls and I haven't even done my dnd character and the game is already tomorrow and we need to do the work asap what is this bulllsssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiit

[pastel quartz]

It's called stayin awake for waaaayy too late

[real tinsel]

which one will you choose, bzeeko boy. Pop tart money or nerd game which only nerds play

[pastel quartz]

There's some crazy mind twists goin on with the whole alt account stuff

[real tinsel]

whose alt account

each brainfart member has at least 2 alt accounts

[swift scarab]

https://app.wombo.art/card/c2be1b09-2d6f-4ff9-93c6-d9c586700c29

[pastel quartz]

I guess I gotta make sum heh

[swift scarab]

Chaos, as to be expected

[pastel quartz]

What!

[real tinsel]

wtf man

[west owl]

it looks like my soul

[swift scarab]

8 lives to go

[pastel quartz]

I'm not tryin to get anyone banned!

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmmmm

You have lost nsfw privileges

[pastel quartz]

So anyway @swift scarab, post those pics!

[real tinsel]

you were pushing him into posting his porn folder

[swift scarab]

I don’t save porn on my pc

[real tinsel]

you silly goose

[swift scarab]

That’s what the phone is for

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[proud ice]

Wrong

[real tinsel]

all my porn is saved inside my head

[west owl]

Juno is fbi confirmed

[proud ice]

Trash-talking federal agents

[pastel quartz]

Shhhhh

[west owl]

just wants to know if theres loli

[heady crow]

Boomer ive become

[pastel quartz]

Uh oh, it's the Monster

[swift scarab]

Can’t dm it to you even if I wanted to due to your settings

[real tinsel]

[west owl]

the official drink of the stalker

[pastel quartz]

It's my defense system, dummy

[placid sail]

what ait

[swift scarab]

Then cease your asking unless changed otherwise

[pastel quartz]

I thought I lost NSFW privileges, tho?

[swift scarab]

I’m also bored, which makes my decisions volatile

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe

I get that!

I've been gettin bored a lot myself lately

That's how I got into Stalker games and stuff heh

[swift scarab]

I fail to remember how I started playing stalker

It might have been from watching old Life of Boris videos

[pastel quartz]

Sumone recommended me Shadow of Chernobyl about like a month ago?

Then it just went on til I got to Anomaly! And then finally Gamma

[swift scarab]

I’ve only heard of anomaly and small bits of Chernobyl lore, and not much else

[proud ice]

I remember when Sseth did his review, I pirated the game and tried playing. Didn't work, game refused to make saves. Dropped it until about a few months ago when I bought all 3 games

[swift scarab]

Pirated software not working, who could’ve guessed

[proud ice]

Well the game works

Just not the saves

[placid sail]

no son

[proud ice]

Which is weird since other games I pirated in the past (and have since bought) worked flawlessly

[placid sail]

the actual official stalker is most broken part of the whole setting

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup

[proud ice]

I guess it's yet another mystery of the X-Ray Engine...

[pastel quartz]

I'm lucky it even worked for me heh

[placid sail]

it is the very definition of broken buggy ass game

[grizzled meadow]

One person introduced me to it by speaking well of it quite a few years ago, I started with SHOC

[swift scarab]

It’s not an engine anymore, it’s the X-Ray Rattlebox

[proud ice]

The most broken Game for me was, ironically, CoP

[heady crow]

Alright you guys need to choose my fate. Back and biceps or leg day?

[pastel quartz]

Leg day!

[proud ice]

Never skip leg day

[pastel quartz]

Because leg hehehe

[heady crow]

Got into stalker through metro

[real tinsel]

you can buy the entire trilogy of stalker for 1 dollar on gog.com

[swift scarab]

Juno leg fetish confirmed

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh!

It's just a funny word to me

[proud ice]

I remember getting to the end of CoP

We got to the school

Then the Snorks just...

Didn't come

[west owl]

I just got yt recommended Misery video , it vibed with my deeper feelings, got cop in gog and installed misery, that was my first and only contact to the stalker series before playing anomaly and then now gamma

[placid sail]

also I once again remind my european friends that there is a cursed rabbit hole you may want to enter regarding stalker

[pastel quartz]

Oh god

[placid sail]

but it is very cursed

[swift scarab]

Hard pass

[pastel quartz]

Not the freakin books

[placid sail]

but I've read them all

[proud ice]

I was therefore locked out of the good Pripyat ending

[swift scarab]

I’d rather read the Metro books first, no offense

[pastel quartz]

I'm sorry for you

[placid sail]

it's not even official

it's literally folks fanfics about stalker monetised into books

[swift scarab]

At least the Metro books are in the games, imagine hiding those books in stalker

[pastel quartz]

Like

Look at the book with the Duty guy at the front

[real tinsel]

i liked cop more than soc and cs. In soc and cs the game makes you feel like this chosen man who somehow does a lot of shit and goes through the brain scorcher disables it and shit while in cop you're just an army guy who came to the zone to find out why the helicopters crashed

[pastel quartz]

That's a hooker standin behind him!

[swift scarab]

Guy looks like a Merc to me by default based on his head

[heady crow]

Already read a roadside picnic and thats enough

[pastel quartz]

Honestly, the Metro books are sum of the better ones

[heady crow]

Prolly should read more of strugatskis books tho

[placid sail]

roadside picnic is no fanfic though

[pastel quartz]

It's crazy how different they are to the Metro games and so much more grim..

[heady crow]

I know

[placid sail]

it's the actual father of the whole setting

[heady crow]

But still related to stalker

[real tinsel]

i like the mods more

[placid sail]

commendable read

[real tinsel]

there's a ton of story mods in ap-pro.ru

some of them even have actually great writing and voice acting

[pastel quartz]

Gosh, all this talk about Stalker makes me wanna play Gamma heh

[swift scarab]

Metro moment

[heady crow]

Ah metro last light

[pastel quartz]

Fightin to get all those Moral points

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to finish exodus, but I’ve done the others

[pastel quartz]

You should totally finish it, it's awesome!

[placid sail]

metro gives me a vibe entirely different from stalker

[swift scarab]

My damn younger sister deleted all my games on my ps4 so she could install fucking Genshin impact

I’ve yet to reinstall

[placid sail]

it's good, but I just don't compare them at all

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh, they're two completely different games

WW3 happened in one, the other's just a lil silly game about Chernobyl

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-parents-beat-abuse-gif-13667195

That's got some scary lore goin on in the background

[swift scarab]

I mean, Metro is primarily radiation focused, while Stalker is weird anomaly’s with a dash of rads on the side

[placid sail]

certified Crystal moment

yipee

[swift scarab]

Oof

I had good games on my PS4 too

[pastel quartz]

Genshin Impact? More like "Gimme all your money" Impact

[placid sail]

it's more of a vibe difference too

[swift scarab]

Metro, Kingdom Come Deliverance, Batman Arkham Knight, etc

All uninstalled

[placid sail]

in stalker you're like a pioneer adventuring on a frontier, there are many dark moments, shadows of soviet past and such, but overall, it's just you having an expedition into the fucked up place

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe im japanese

[placid sail]

and in metro, it's just

https://youtu.be/ImMxcUQrBCs

[swift scarab]

I mean, Metro feels pretty dark too, but for me personally it doesn’t feel as dark as stalker probably because there simply isn’t a 24/7 threat of death

[placid sail]

the old world is absolutely gone

[heady crow]

Doesent surpise me as bulgarians are pretty much asians anyways

[fading shuttle]

also metro exodus sucks, shouldve stayed in the goddarn metro smh

[swift scarab]

But hehe funni train

[pastel quartz]

Gotta do a lil Exodus with the Aurora!

[swift scarab]

Besides, I like the weapons in Exodus

Pneumatic Rifle my beloved

[pastel quartz]

Wait til ya get to the last level of the game

[swift scarab]

Firing high pressure ball bearings at my enemies

[fading shuttle]

the game felt like metro only at the beginning and at the end

[swift scarab]

I mean, there’s only so many subway tunnels for them to dick about in

[fading shuttle]

the rest was discount post soviet fallout, they even got the fuckin ghouls

[swift scarab]

They had to do something different

Also, is it just me or do Metro and Stalker share at least one or two monsters with each other

[pastel quartz]

Ya mean the Lurkers?

[swift scarab]

Like the four legged ones who’s name I never remember that make the howl everyone hears

Yea

[pastel quartz]

Yupp, they're the same

[swift scarab]

Figured

[fading shuttle]

thats cus those arent in stalker and were just added to gamma for funsies?

[pastel quartz]

Yupp, they're literally a copy paste

[swift scarab]

I never played regular stalker because poor, so I wouldn’t know

[pastel quartz]

There's even a Librarian added by a mod hehehe

[swift scarab]

Huh, haven’t seen it in my playtime

[pastel quartz]

That's because ya gotta enable 'em in sum menu but I dunno how to do that

[swift scarab]

In any case, the pseudogiant is far more tanky then a Librarian

Show me an instance in which a pseudogiant dies to a single buckshot to the face

[pastel quartz]

Librarians are easy to take out once ya know how to kill 'em

It's the shotgun, guys! Just blast 'em with a coupla buckshot shells

[west owl]

such a strong platform

[swift scarab]

I think the main difference I like about Metro is there isn’t really many official guns left besides the AK and some exceptions

Everything else was either found or homemade

[pastel quartz]

It's pretty steampunk with its guns, yeah!

[swift scarab]

Bastard Gun my beloved

[pastel quartz]

It's got the coolest design because of the mag hehehe

I never noticed either! If ya change to mil grade ammo, the bullets on the mag change too

[swift scarab]

I think personally the one gun I used the most was the maxed out .44 magnum in exodus

And yea, you change to shiny bullets

[pastel quartz]

When you're in a pinch, ya literally gotta throw your money at the enemies heh

[swift scarab]

I never needed to with the revolver

Once you get from the starter 3 cylinder up to a normal six shooter, it can kill pretty much anything if you’re accurate

[pastel quartz]

Mhm! I've always liked the revolver, especially in Metro 2033! That's when it really looks like a proper revolver with like engravings and stuff

[abstract path]

Aw noooo

[pastel quartz]

But the Exodus one? It's also got that improvised, homemade feel and once ya got it upgraded? Well, that's good stuff heh

[pastel quartz]

That's just how it goes but it's fiiine, they're just emotes anyway

[abstract path]

Yeah i guess so that they are

[swift scarab]

To be fair the main upgrades you do in exodus to it at max is an 8 round cylinder, and a heavier barrel

Maybe a stock if you’re into that

[pastel quartz]

I like to keep it classy tho! 6 rounder, suppressed and just the normal handgrip

[abstract path]

Wat yall talkin bout

[pastel quartz]

Metro games!!

Exodus, if ya wanna be more specific

[abstract path]

I would love to play some but i don't have the money so like

[swift scarab]

I tend to go heavy barrel, 8 cylinder, and marksman stock with iron sights

[abstract path]

Xd

[swift scarab]

Try Steam key websites

I’ve gotten good deals before

[abstract path]

Yeah good job sherlock

Sadly i only use xbox

[swift scarab]

Shame

Can’t help you there, I’m a PlayStation person

[abstract path]

Hmp

[grizzled meadow]

@abstract path what do you need exactly?

I'm not following the convo but I read Xbox

[swift scarab]

I personally can’t handle the Xbox controller well, it sits weird in my hands

[abstract path]

Uhhh a pc

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

The PC went poof, remember?

[swift scarab]

Daddy Falco provides

[grizzled meadow]

I'm something of a sugar daddy myself

[abstract path]

Huh?-

[pastel quartz]

Woah woah woah

[swift scarab]

Oh god I was joking oh no

[pastel quartz]

That's a lil sus

[swift scarab]

Nah, not sus, just concerning

Sus would be Crystal being a sugar mommy

[abstract path]

TRUE

But i don't give out money just like that
Plus i don't have any ;p

[pastel quartz]

Broke lifestyle heh

[abstract path]

Lel

not so soon

;v

[swift scarab]

I’m poor mostly, but if I have a little extra sometimes I give people discounted Steam keys

[west owl]

literally @grizzled meadow fr https://www.desdeabajo.info/media/k2/items/cache/6f9dbc382c439cb8e923c3be26612f45_L.jpg

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

I'll be summin of a social worker pretty soon -w-

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

Ohh, that's cool!

[swift scarab]

In what way

[abstract path]

Not a sexual or lewd way gee

Obviously

[grizzled meadow]

Cavaliere

[swift scarab]

It’s hard to tell these days anymore

[pastel quartz]

I mean

It's easy

[abstract path]

Bro i get almost 400 euros there

[west owl]

[pastel quartz]

But really not worth sellin your dignity over

[swift scarab]

Everyone in America is a “social worker” these days

[abstract path]

Me be like: yep, am rich

[swift scarab]

You clearly don’t live in America

[abstract path]

Like imma get a pc with that money no shit

[pastel quartz]

I know and I'm glad I'm not hehehe

[swift scarab]

Keep it that way

[abstract path]

Same here

[pastel quartz]

It's a lil funny, y'know

[abstract path]

America is a really corruptet country idk why

[pastel quartz]

A few years ago, I was like "America's so cool, I wanna move there!"

But now? Well

[abstract path]

BRO SAME

Now just

Eugh

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/money-rain-thank-you-money-conor-mc-gregor-make-it-rain-gif-14416503

[pastel quartz]

Yeaah

[swift scarab]

Hmm, I wonder why

[abstract path]

Because of my bitch ass ex bf

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez heh

[abstract path]

Yeah he became worse imagine

[grizzled meadow]

I read it with his voice

[abstract path]

Once he left he thought "i'll just get a new one"
Yeah, he got someone whose worse

You can't replace me

Bitch

[pastel quartz]

"I'll just get a new one"

That's freakin soulless and mean

[heady crow]

Well for 400e you actually can get a pc

[abstract path]

Yeah they lost

It's really sad

[swift scarab]

That escalated quickly

[abstract path]

But then again...not my problem anymore

If they wanna be soulless, they can go ahead

[swift scarab]

Congratulations, you described the average white woman in America today

[abstract path]

but i can smash them easily

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wolf-of-wall-street-clap-clapping-clapping-hands-leonardo-dicaprio-gif-22829304

[slate crown]

crack time

[pastel quartz]

Wellll

It's not just America anymore

[abstract path]

I agree ._.

[real tinsel]

i fucking love this song

[pastel quartz]

That kinda thought process(?) is pretty common now

It's not just women either, it's guys too

[abstract path]

I agree.

Too common.

[swift scarab]

Our news makes it hard to acknowledge what other countries are doing, so I wouldn’t know

[abstract path]

Their planning to get their breasts removed, lol

Even though they look fucking HOT

[pastel quartz]

Huh??

[abstract path]

Yes

[swift scarab]

My extent of knowledge for other countries doesn’t go beyond “Korea and Russia bad, China is dumb”

[abstract path]

Teenagers

[pastel quartz]

Ugh..

[abstract path]

Yep

Just don't lmfao

They say they are more mature then me

[swift scarab]

That and everyone over here is losing their minds over abortion laws, again

[real tinsel]

I AM GOING TO PUKE

[abstract path]

Also them: "I'll just get a new one"

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp heh

[pastel quartz]

that 3rd one is absolutely correct

[swift scarab]

Send pics

[real tinsel]

@placid sail i require assistance

[abstract path]

Like bro get yo ass outta this world

Rn

[real tinsel]

crystal the last i looked you were 17

[pastel quartz]

Sumtimes I get jealous over that buuut then I remember "Hey Juno, ya don't gotta worry about that sorta stuff, you're alright"

[slate crown]

cease your existence

[swift scarab]

Mr ho chi minh pwease give me my fancy rgb gamer graphics card, stawp raising the prices of computer chips

[abstract path]

Cunt.

[swift scarab]

🥺

[abstract path]

You're more then alright gee

[slate crown]

knowing ho chi minh, he would've gladly answered your request

[swift scarab]

I wish

I have a laptop, fuck am I gonna install a 3600

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

I am gonna keep alot of monee to get a 1000€ laptop perhaps

Or a PC

[swift scarab]

I paid $800 for mine

[abstract path]

Pc would be better

[slate crown]

me spontaneously gaining sentience at age 4

[west owl]

frfr

[swift scarab]

Pc is much better, avoid a laptop unless you intend on actively using it on the go

[abstract path]

Ik

Pc wil be way better

[pastel quartz]

Weelll, it wasn't easy back in school because I had a huuuge insecurity phase goin on hehehe

[real tinsel]

he's literally me

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow being a sugar daddy

[pastel quartz]

And yeah, get a proper PC!

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-busy-laptop-gif-15731367

[lusty sonnet]

Where's my pizza Falco

[west owl]

but... fr?

[pastel quartz]

That's gonna last ya for a good long time

[swift scarab]

Crystal rn

[abstract path]

Well for me
Going out to my name and personality
You can go ahead and google "is Kris a good name"

[real tinsel]

am i a baby kitty holding my head with my paws and meowing very loudly? no. Am i having painful brain pains from time to time? yes

[abstract path]

That is my actual birth name and my mother gave it to me for treason
Plus it's unisex

So idc

[swift scarab]

Meow for me

This is a threat

[real tinsel]

i refuse

[swift scarab]

You shall die

[abstract path]

Let me handle him

[west owl]

there goes my dreams

[abstract path]

[swift scarab]

That’s concerning out of context

[real tinsel]

i am grateful for this opportunity

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

😶

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-computer-not-working-computer-broken-computer-problems-computer-issues-gif-12674712

[swift scarab]

That’s what I thought

[pastel quartz]

Ya don't like the name?

[lusty sonnet]

Ares best name

[pastel quartz]

Also Deja vu ehehe

[abstract path]

No i just prefer both names

[pastel quartz]

Well, I think it suits ya!

[abstract path]

Both kinda suit me i gotta be honest

Kinda describe both sides of mine

[pastel quartz]

My name's a lil dumb because it doesn't match me at all heh

[abstract path]

Once i can persuade very easily and don't lack charm
And then again, i can love and i cherish my friends till i die

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OZ-JOSWx1Q

[abstract path]

Which one is it ?

[pastel quartz]

Uhmm

I'll just dm it to ya, okay?

[abstract path]

You can tell me in dms

Yeah

Lmao

[stone blade]

now kiss

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, exercise time

[lusty sonnet]

Dm it to all of us

I'll say my name as well

[swift scarab]

We require video evidence

[lusty sonnet]

🤔

[swift scarab]

Hmm, I think I’ll install metro again

[lusty sonnet]

Do it

Is gucci

[swift scarab]

Might have to uninstall something else though

Has anyone tried Last of us 2, and no I don’t want to hear a copy paste of how bad it was, I’m just curious

[lusty sonnet]

Only played 1 but even that only for 3 hours

Seemed decent?

[swift scarab]

If you liked the combat for 1 you’ll like 2

But yeah, it’s an acquired taste

I personally liked the story for 1, so I got 2 regardless of the story

[lusty sonnet]

I liked the worldbuilding but at the same time i think i got the division for free

So i kinda skipped the last of us

[swift scarab]

Ah

[fading shuttle]

the division 2s gameplay is better, but that first division got atmosphere

[swift scarab]

I’d recommend at least going back and finishing it, ending is pretty good

And the division was nice, but too grindy for my tastes

[lusty sonnet]

Kinda know the ending cuz internet

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[lusty sonnet]

I managed to somehow avoid ff7 remake spoilers for 2 years

But last of us? Nah

[swift scarab]

To be fair last of us in terms of American audiences causes us to all lose our minds in terms of a new game

People loved the first one, so it backfired when they hated the second

[lusty sonnet]

It do be like that with sequels

[heady crow]

My middle name is a greek titan

[lusty sonnet]

Nice

Which one?

[heady crow]

Atlas

[swift scarab]

Phoebe

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno Atlas Bratworst

My boi

[heady crow]

🤝

[swift scarab]

I have a very generic middle name

[lusty sonnet]

I have 3 middle names

[swift scarab]

European moment

[lusty sonnet]

1 of which is also greek

[heady crow]

Which is?

[lusty sonnet]

😉

[heady crow]

Oh cmoon

[swift scarab]

I’d assume whatever it is in his pfp

[lusty sonnet]

Nah

[swift scarab]

Darn

Worth a try

[lusty sonnet]

Ares isn't one of my middle names

[swift scarab]

Like I said

[lusty sonnet]

You love the tease

[heady crow]

The bad thing is that i do

[lusty sonnet]

:)))

[swift scarab]

Is it just a theme that we’re all vaguely horny in this channel 24/7

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[slate crown]

yes

[heady crow]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

Especially bruno

[swift scarab]

He lives

Nah, Falco

[heady crow]

Glad that you finally noticed it

[abstract path]

My fist blyat 👏

[west owl]

extended version

such quality

[heady crow]

Theres some insane sexual tension in this channel 24/7

[swift scarab]

Baby’s first vodka shot

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

No me

[heady crow]

Says the one not of drinking age

[swift scarab]

Yes, kill.

[real tinsel]

my theory that funny sherman man escaped to austria and spent the national gold reserves on partying has been proven

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[swift scarab]

I prefer gin, bite me

[slate crown]

truly

[swift scarab]

Paimon saying sheesh is something stuck in my head now, what is wrong with you

[slate crown]

my corruption is spreading

[swift scarab]

Where’s my racism folder, daddy’s got some insulting to do

[slate crown]

you trying to start a second war american boi?

[swift scarab]

Third

[lusty sonnet]

Where's my teasing folder hm...

[swift scarab]

Learn to count

[slate crown]

im talking about the vn war dip

[swift scarab]

Who said I was

[real tinsel]

from a logikal pointaview, always marri a woman uglier than you

[swift scarab]

Nukes aren’t specific

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-dance-pepe-cool-gif-15777418

[swift scarab]

Hmm, what gifs are saved on my phone

Bred :D

[real tinsel]

they're all @stone blade

[swift scarab]

Nah, this is

[slate crown]

:))))

[real tinsel]

you seem to have zero knowledge about ivan tarkakovski

[swift scarab]

You seem to forget I’m American

[real tinsel]

no

it's your shame

[swift scarab]

Yes

[slate crown]

never forget

[swift scarab]

BE SPECIFIC

[real tinsel]

never forget your greatest shame, which is being american

[swift scarab]

Ah, that

[slate crown]

no

[swift scarab]

That’s what Benadryl is for

[real tinsel]

be peculiar

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-gif-24527985

[swift scarab]

Be quirky

[real tinsel]

be perpendicular

[slate crown]

be horizontal

[abstract path]

Who quirky

[swift scarab]

Be parallel

[real tinsel]

be a little crazy, a little stupid even perhaps

[slate crown]

look at what you did, you summoned the meth addict

[swift scarab]

Be goated with the sauce

[real tinsel]

the methane addict you say?

[swift scarab]

Crystal do be kinda quirky tho

[real tinsel]

pango do be a little acute pie if you know what i mean ;))))

[swift scarab]

Everyone in this server waking up be like

[west owl]

me more like

[slate crown]

bwekfas

[swift scarab]

Fun fact, that guy made a remastered version recently

[west owl]

a true artist dedicated to its craft

[west owl]

gotta admire it

[slate crown]

jesser

[swift scarab]

Jessi we need to shakedown the local tough guy

[swift scarab]

Average day in Brainfart

[slate crown]

me and bruno

[slim osprey]

What

[swift scarab]

Yes

[real tinsel]

slut

[slim osprey]

Can I join?

[slate crown]

like i said, me and bruno

[slate crown]

takes one to know one

[stone blade]

theyre literally me

[real tinsel]

eat shit pegger

[grizzled meadow]

I need to play 3 help me

[slate crown]

that sounds unusually offensive for some reason

also im the pegee

[gloomy roost]

Uh

[real tinsel]

i have 3, i'll sell it to you for 200$

[gloomy roost]

How do you need help?

[swift scarab]

I mean, it’s close to a different word, so

[swift scarab]

That was the weakest blunt I’ve seen, he deserved it

I say as weed is illegal in texas

[slate crown]

just don't get caught ez

[swift scarab]

That line of thinking worked for my dad so far

[west owl]

another fed

[swift scarab]

He’s an alcoholic and he does weed occasionally

Thankfully he moved out

Damn garage smells like shit

[real tinsel]

you also have a garage shitter dad?

[swift scarab]

Yup

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

nice

[swift scarab]

He used to blast music on a speaker at night out there too

Then I figured out how damaging to electronics magnets are

[real tinsel]

from breaking bad?

[swift scarab]

Nah, from dicking about in elementary school

[swift scarab]

I liked playing with the big magnets, started placing them on top of the class computer, observe as the computer shits itself in the process

[real tinsel]

is that vietnamese k-pop

[slate crown]

fuck no jesus christ

[real tinsel]

sounds like shit

[swift scarab]

wheeze

[slate crown]

every music we make is some sort of copy from mainstream media

[real tinsel]

why choose the shittiest mainstream media

[swift scarab]

I mean, K-pop was mainstream for a while

[slate crown]

and the original ones that we do make is even shitter

[real tinsel]

so it's vietnamese k-pop

[swift scarab]

At least you’re good at making traps

[heady crow]

who?

[real tinsel]

pango

[swift scarab]

Dumbolin

[slate crown]

I'd share you some of the music from my culture but they're honestly so bad it's not even worth losing braincells listening to it

[heady crow]

dumbolin can you make me a trap?

[real tinsel]

don't worry mine are as shitty

i will share them with you however