🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

the commentary

[lavish dragon]

Where do you live? Afghanistan?

[slate crown]

SEA

like the video said

[lavish dragon]

Im sorry for your loss

[lyric rivet]

centipedes are better than cockroaches in terms of infestations

[lyric rivet]

depending on the type

[lyric rivet]

i will forever prefer those little bluish centipedes over cockroaches

[narrow lotus]

[lyric rivet]

bc they cant glide and can die in one stomp

[slate crown]

too real ledy

[lyric rivet]

solution: crossdress on the job

[lavish dragon]

I always tip 20%-30%

[slate crown]

i never tip

[lyric rivet]

clone yourself and instruct your clone to tip you your full wallet

when the clones wallet runs dry you execute him and create another

[slate crown]

i never really understood the tipping culture

[lyric rivet]

yea its fuckin dumb

[slate crown]

we always pay our employees well here so we never have to tip

[lyric rivet]

i came to the job for the company to pay me not the customers

[lusty sonnet]

i never tip as well

[lyric rivet]

gimme a fucking livable wage without praying by the gods a customer likes me enough

[slate crown]

that sounds awful

[lusty sonnet]

i also seldom go to restaurants

[lyric rivet]

this is why at no point in my life will i ever want to work a job as a waiter

no exceptions

[slate crown]

shiiiet we get paid well and i still don't want to be a waiter

[lyric rivet]

i'd rather mop up shit in a gas station bathroom

atleast then i can safely estimate my pay

[slate crown]

sewer workers are the unsung heros of our society

[lyric rivet]

i remember genuinely considering getting a job at hobby lobby out of desperation

then i remembered the customer crowd hobby lobby rakes in

and decided against it

[slate crown]

social interaction 🤮

[lyric rivet]

and also the fact that apparently they'll discreetely fire you for being "sinful"

fr

this post was made by "stocking shit in the back" gang

my best job was one where my entire workday was just assembling shit that got sent in and putting it in storage

it was this weird thrift shop UNDERNEATH a church

i dont think it was even religious they just had a shared property

[slate crown]

fuk goin on in Miami bro

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/7x2RyH5ZnMMAAAAM/helluva-boss-fizzarolli.gif

[heady crow]

Me and who

[plucky void]

your imaginary friend

[lusty sonnet]

🤝

[lyric rivet]

the creature

[crimson pagoda]

bro carti aint never coming back to miami after this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[lyric rivet]

but yea i live in upstate NY and shit is wild

NY residents are wylin

[plucky void]

better be wildin than lackin

[lyric rivet]

true

[slate crown]

new york is vrchat irl

[lyric rivet]

absolutely

but without the gun avatars

you cant even get a nonfiring historical replica shipped in NY

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527

[lyric rivet]

shit aint even a gun its a hunk of metal

[plucky void]

embed fail

[heady crow]

Moving to ny to be petted by masculine polish men that look like anime girls then

[lyric rivet]

embed fail

[lyric rivet]

yea trust me

they're there

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/-_slA95arqk

[lyric rivet]

you gotta be upstate though

[crimson pagoda]

i hate embed fail

[lyric rivet]

you wont find em in NYC

[heady crow]

Alr, you got a place i can stay at?

[lyric rivet]

NYC is where you find the catboys and ratboys

and the ratboys equivalent to the size of a cat

[slate crown]

i showed this in my british-american culture class and got A+

[lyric rivet]

so like theres this one cemetary in my neighborhood right

you're cool with getting dirty right

[heady crow]

Oh i live like 20km deep in the woods

The forest near my cottage has seen alot of that action

[lyric rivet]

aight then yea you're gonna wanna dig a hole right

line it with old wood pallets

the nearby abandoned tile store has some

place a mattress in it

and live in there

nobody will stop you the cemetary goes miles out all ways

trust me bro

[slate crown]

hey bruno can you send me the video of the anime girl smoking the boof again?

pls

[heady crow]

Trust

[lyric rivet]

just put the hole next to the river connected to the nearby famous park

[slate crown]

tks bb 😘

[heady crow]

Np dumb

[lyric rivet]

unironically though for some reason they decided to have a river going through the nearby cemetary

[heady crow]

Love you

[lyric rivet]

new drinking game, go into rural upstate NY and take a shot every time you see horses or smell the smell of maple syrup

you'll die within the minute

[slate crown]

i knew about the horses but the maple syrup thing caught me off guard

[lyric rivet]

yea i live like

basically bordering canada at this point

like the upstate of upstate

its the worst type of weather

either scolding hot or frigid cold

no inbetween

and theres no seasonal divider

[slate crown]

most aggressive canadian argument

[lyric rivet]

i saw snow in the fucking i think summer one time

yeah i think that the canadian vibes spreaded

i've seen a like minute long chain of people holding the door for eachother

i'll hold the door for somebody, they're about to go in, then they see somebody else and hold the door for them

rinse and repeat for however many people were about to enter

[slate crown]

ok that's just wholesome

[lyric rivet]

yea

ny is also washed out as fuck the further upstate you get

i have a pic somewhere from late winter nearing spring when it just looks like slightly toned down monochrome

[pastel quartz]

hey bruno can you send me the video of the anime girl smoking the boof again?

pls

[lyric rivet]

i overemphasized it a bit

but you get the jist

grey as fuck

[lyric rivet]

grey sky, most houses shades of white or grey, and dead grass

no leaves

[slate crown]

my man

[lyric rivet]

tame version of chernobyl

[slate crown]

very relaxing weather though, just makes you want to sleep in for the day

[lyric rivet]

yeah it is really nice though

i aint complaining

i love chilly weather

[slate crown]

better than dying of heatstroke in September over in my place

[pastel quartz]

embrace the sun

[slate crown]

my body wasn't built for the tropics

[pastel quartz]

light skinner

[lyric rivet]

new gaming setup

pc not there yet but trust me it will be

[slate crown]

im brown as a mf

[lyric rivet]

i am so pale i reflect light

[slate crown]

im so brown i get mistaken as an Indian

[pastel quartz]

get whiter then

[lyric rivet]

bc i also come from a irish family raised in NY so i still have the fucking pale-a-tosis and sunburn in minutes

[pastel quartz]

bleach

and the sun yourself again

[slate crown]

just like Micheal jackson did it

[pastel quartz]

who?

sorry i dont like marvel

[lyric rivet]

the silly guy

yknow

the guy

[pastel quartz]

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SC

[lyric rivet]

TOO MANY DOG

[lyric rivet]

my town has got like

decently interesting history

mostly ghost stories tho and in like 1 focused area

french and indian war shit

[slate crown]

||i love cock||

[pastel quartz]

ew

[lyric rivet]

i too love chicken

[gloomy roost]

I just had some

[lyric rivet]

thats what we're talking about

f'sho

abso lutely

[slate crown]

says the guy with an Aniki pfp

[pastel quartz]

league of legends players love cock

[gloomy roost]

With rice and various lentil beans

[lyric rivet]

sounds fire

[pastel quartz]

aniki fucked a straight chick once

[gloomy roost]

Yes

I do

[slate crown]

ONCE

[pastel quartz]

he's heterosexual

[slate crown]

ok so im bisexual

[lyric rivet]

abandon sexuality

holes a hole

[pastel quartz]

no you're homo

aniki is straight

thats how it works

[slate crown]

ok then im homo

[lyric rivet]

passing up a opportunity to screw only makes you gayer

[slate crown]

brunos homo

half of fucking #🎪bruh-fart would rather suck dicc than bang a chick

[errant whale]

that's gay tho

[pastel quartz]

you said that

not me

[lyric rivet]

thas' kinda the whole thing

[slate crown]

its only gay if you dont say "no homo" after

[lyric rivet]

only gay if you took off your socks beforehand

[pastel quartz]

my socks are OFF rn

they're wet

[lyric rivet]

exactly

[pastel quartz]

i specifically do NOT shower after working out so i can maxximize my musk

which makes it an anti woman deodorant

[slate crown]

good man

[pastel quartz]

although my skin is peeling off

[lyric rivet]

as a strong "holes a hole" logic

i just

exist

i do not attract nor repel any gender

[pastel quartz]

send this and ping an admin

this is a threat

[lyric rivet]

also unrelated but this one discord bot for the chat bot AI

it learns from past interactions

and im scared now

[slate crown]

shit i need to get high for this

[lyric rivet]

bc the AI can ERP

somebody had to have ERPed with the AI multiple times for it to not only learn it but become proficient in it

[pastel quartz]

i hope i can teach an AI to evade taxes for me

this post was satire

[slate crown]

bro how desperate are you to erp with an AI

[lyric rivet]

i fear whatever person was feeding so much shit into an AI that it managed to gain the ability to ERP through machine learning

the wonders of modern machinery

[slate crown]

i REALLY need to get high for this shit

[lyric rivet]

and the AI has yet to acquire a good attention span

[stone blade]

hiii

[lyric rivet]

it'll go from a normal conversation to a flirt to a insult fest

[slate crown]

IVAN

[lyric rivet]

in seconds

[lyric rivet]

i respect and fear this man, but same difference

[pastel quartz]

бсолютный гига ютн со ютны гигаютнсо

[stone blade]

dumbo 🤝

[stone blade]

@slate crown https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1008817881527627888/YouCut_20220812_214416123.mp4

[slate crown]

i accept your apology

[stone blade]

ty

[lyric rivet]

only the best can admit their faults

and you are one of them

when you are simply bold enough to apologize for the little trolling when warranted you become a true man

and also those people online who'll be given definitive evidence as to why they're wrong and instead of calling them a slur just go "oh yea i was wrong"

[pastel quartz]

@lyric rivet 🤓

[lyric rivet]

correct

[slate crown]

he's right, but yea that was kinda 🤓

[lyric rivet]

nah hes right

i am cringe but i am happy

[pastel quartz]

its friday

[slate crown]

bob are you bulgarian by any chance?

[pastel quartz]

i know that guy

[stone blade]

?

I dont think bob is bulgarian

[lyric rivet]

this man is becoming more disjointed by the second

[slate crown]

yea i was just asking but guess not

[pastel quartz]

no im hungarian

[lusty sonnet]

the nationality guessing continues

[pastel quartz]

or albanian

or bosnian

or croat

or estonian

or latvian

or greek

[slate crown]

or bob

[pastel quartz]

im turkish

[stone blade]

OR BOB

TRUE!

[pastel quartz]

or BOBIAN

[slate crown]

he is simply

BOB

[swift scarab]

Hold on guys, I gotta go get some soda from the convenience store

[lyric rivet]

he doesn't give a shit about nationality he is just bob

[pastel quartz]

im very nationalistic but im Bobian

[lyric rivet]

bobian patriotism

[pastel quartz]

Bobia #1

[slate crown]

vote for bobnia

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[lyric rivet]

i will always vote for bobnia

[swift scarab]

Never

[lyric rivet]

who wouldn't

[pastel quartz]

bobian anthem

[grizzled meadow]

@grizzled meadow

[lyric rivet]

it really reflects the culture 😭

tis beautiful

[swift scarab]

Lies, he stole the anthem from Catallah

[lyric rivet]

do not listen to him

[pastel quartz]

you mean we BOBBED the anthem from Catallah?

[lyric rivet]

we rightfully claimed it

[stone blade]

if only it loaded

[swift scarab]

Im stealing your spleen

[pastel quartz]

be patient

or download the vid

its an ip grabber

[stone blade]

the best video

[pastel quartz]

or a video

[grizzled meadow]

Mango on a fok, he he he

[pastel quartz]

one never knows with bobian

[lyric rivet]

has bobia intervened in any wars

[pastel quartz]

behind the curtains ...

[lyric rivet]

has it been in all of them secretly

YES

[stone blade]

@slate crown buy tarkov and lets play

[pastel quartz]

tarkov is free btw

till next week

[stone blade]

bro this is literally me

[slate crown]

bruh i wish

but potato pc

[lyric rivet]

as in like free weekend or snag it and keep it type thing

[pastel quartz]

like fully free

trust me

[lyric rivet]

i trusted you until you told me to

[slate crown]

i am "medicated" rn

[pastel quartz]

@slate crown watch this vid high

[slate crown]

send it

[pastel quartz]

ok

sending it

whats your email address

[slate crown]

why would you need that

[pastel quartz]

ok post mail then

then

its gonna be a notebook with each frame of the vid as a page and an mp3 player

[lyric rivet]

why even use the mp3 player

[pastel quartz]

theres gonna be instructions how to play it to swirl through 30 pages a second and to play the mp3 player at the same time

[lyric rivet]

just hook him up with a slideshow of each frame and a autoclicker

[slate crown]

bro i laughed at that waaay harder than i should've

[lyric rivet]

oh wait im fucking stupid

[pastel quartz]

a true Bobian

[lyric rivet]

im just a bobian patriot like that

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel add @lyric rivet to the lore

[pastel quartz]

when the BOBS find you lacking

[stone blade]

^ me

[abstract path]

https://youtu.be/vkREhmkaIUM

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/FIpWHEOCzRE
@lyric rivet is this real?

[stone blade]

Love the one with the hammer

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/959753819229659176/tomboy_1.mp4

[eager quest]

that cougar or whatever it was tho

it was actually funny

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/959806824217976842/unknown.png @narrow lotus

[pastel quartz]

i was pinged

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/959734367926751272/redditsave.com_if_men_can_do_it_women_can-0ct3tf4hawq81.mp4

hi

[narrow lotus]

Insane

[stone blade]

indeed

[radiant grove]

that's just cruel

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/947812777035178024/redditsave.com_has_it_gone_beyond_this_point-5yguw2dhahk81-240.mp4

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415600489338503182/761614041297977374/video0-50.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

good ol german MG42s

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/954796028794662932/the_cherno_reacotr.mp4

[swift scarab]

Imagine if that played during a blowout instead

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/fXHnb7ef88M

@slate crown

[slate crown]

what in the goddamn

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/959526012847271996/unknown.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889556069502832665/960972765979099177/Screenshot_278.png

gn frens

[gloomy roost]

👋

[lusty sonnet]

[grizzled meadow]

He even changed the pfp

Bringing the meme to another level

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Dude i love apustaja

shit it

shut*

[grizzled meadow]

No I mean

You said goodnight

[stone blade]

yees

[grizzled meadow]

And your pfp is apustaja sleeping

You're in character

[stone blade]

I'm always in character

i basically take the personality of the pfp i have

[lusty sonnet]

dedication

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/tyZswhCJieg

[placid sail]

I mean

I feel warmth envelop my heart when Falco sends a winky face back sometimes after the weekly nudes

https://youtu.be/8XF57Ds5jxI

the japanese excel at anything concerning getting away from other people and social interactions

while also being cramped in a shoe box

[pastel quartz]

That's just cursed heh

[placid sail]

man I'd go for a ramen right now

[pastel quartz]

What's stopping ya?

[placid sail]

it's 2:44 am, mostly that

[narrow lotus]

hello gamma discord enthusiasts

[placid sail]

greetings bird man

[pastel quartz]

Heya there!

[narrow lotus]

how are u people

[placid sail]

about to go to snooze

just sitting here in case of sudden gtanil appearance to watch my favourite gtanil & juno episode

[narrow lotus]

do it man , take all the sleep u can get

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

He's not been around at all tho

So you're better off sleepin!

[placid sail]

or so would you think

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-old-lady-laugh-evil-witch-gif-5182128

[pastel quartz]

Heh..

Ya think he's lurkin?

[grizzled meadow]

Let's see

[placid sail]

nah, just poking fun at you

[grizzled meadow]

Hello, I'm Falco

[placid sail]

though he allegedly does late night shift somewhere

[grizzled meadow]

He/She/It/Attack helicopter not around

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[placid sail]

"it" lmao

[pastel quartz]

Wait, night shift?

[grizzled meadow]

Oh right english

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/scares-me-i-fear-no-man-gif-21507033

[pastel quartz]

I'm pretty sure he's a he

Or maybe that's what he wants us to think..

[placid sail]

wait

there's no pronoun in Italian for inanimate objects?

[grizzled meadow]

Questo/Quello
Questa/Quella

This/This
That/That

More or less

[placid sail]

huh

[grizzled meadow]

Basically male and female

[placid sail]

strictly he or she

interesting

[grizzled meadow]

We have variants as well

[placid sail]

and funny in the context of recent western trends

[pastel quartz]

That's language for ya

[grizzled meadow]

Like plural

Quest'altro/Quell'altro
Quest'altra/Quell'altra

[placid sail]

oh god

[slim osprey]

It's a gendered language, like most languages that come from latin

Literally every word has a gender

[grizzled meadow]

This other

[pastel quartz]

Every word?

[placid sail]

that was not the point

[slim osprey]

Damn

[placid sail]

my question was regarding inanimate objects

there's a pronoun in English for that, "it"

[slim osprey]

Reading comprehension skills be dropping

[placid sail]

there is one in German, das

[grizzled meadow]

I think I answered then

Literally "this" or "that" but in italian

[placid sail]

or wait, not das, that's an article

uhhh

Ich, du, uhhh

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe

[placid sail]

er sie es

es!

[pastel quartz]

Yup, that's the one

[placid sail]

there's a pronoun for inanimate objects in Russian too, оно

[pastel quartz]

Ich, du, er/sie/es, wir, ihr, sie

There's also the plural forms, obviously

[pastel quartz]

That looks like an emote hehehe

[placid sail]

оДо you haven't seen shit yet kiddo

[pastel quartz]

Hey! I'm not a kid anymore, okay

And well, show more then!!

[placid sail]

ОщО your reaction says otherwise

[pastel quartz]

The emote's drooling ehehe

[placid sail]

ф_ф

[pastel quartz]

That's gotta be hmmm

👀 this?

[placid sail]

huh, peculiar, I'm not actually familiar with making emojis out of my own mother tongue letters

yeah I guess

[pastel quartz]

Prolly because you guys do lots of

))))))

[grizzled meadow]

)))

[placid sail]

DANG IT

[pastel quartz]

Yup! Hehehe

[grizzled meadow]

Xaxaxaxaxa)))

[pastel quartz]

I've seen it before, always wondered why til I asked!

It's really cute, I love it ehehe~

[placid sail]

it's a sign of danger

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[grizzled meadow]

It's like a smiley, right?

[slim osprey]

Wait, what does it mean?

[placid sail]

warning, you're dealing with a slav, approach at your own risk

yes

[grizzled meadow]

Or something to express happyness

[pastel quartz]

Mhm!

[grizzled meadow]

You can also go

Xaxaxaxaxa(((

[placid sail]

it's just regular ass :) devolved into ), so it works like an emotional flair to a text

and amount specifies intensity

[pastel quartz]

Because texts would be like

[placid sail]

or jokiness of it

[grizzled meadow]

Never understood the reason for that but yes

[pastel quartz]

Juno: ))))

[placid sail]

you can also go))))))))0 so it's like ironic

[pastel quartz]

Ohh?

Sooo the amount of the ) matters too?

[grizzled meadow]

Of course it does

[placid sail]

man you're so funny)))))0

you're a fucking clown dude, stop
or
that wasn't funny at all

[grizzled meadow]

It's like "ahahah"

The more or less you add it completely change the meaning

[placid sail]

^

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh, I getcha

[eager quest]

heeeeeeell nah im running spiderman remastered on like 70 fps with very very solid and decent graphics

[pastel quartz]

It's kinda cool!

[eager quest]

i have a 4 year old rx 580 and i5 7600k

💀

[pastel quartz]

Isn't that a good thing?

[eager quest]

how is this shit able to run spiderman remastered with good graphics

[eager quest]

no thermal paste + havent cleaned in a hot moment + old

[pastel quartz]

Oh

[eager quest]

but i also have 32 gigs of ram

so

[placid sail]

it's getting out of use more and more, novadays it's considered too childish, unless you're in dota or cs:go I guess, most prefer new emojis

[pastel quartz]

That's worrying

[placid sail]

man

[grizzled meadow]

You know it's not that useful to have 32 GB of RAM

[eager quest]

do i care doe?

[placid sail]

you can probably play minecraft on medium settings, I'm jealous

[eager quest]

at least i wont have any ram problems now

only thing sucking will be my cpu

since it also has 4 cores

[grizzled meadow]

Ghosty becomes more overbearing every day

[placid sail]

I legit upgraded from 8 gb to 16 for the sake of minecraft

[pastel quartz]

Yaaay, Minecraft!

[placid sail]

but that was the next bottleneck

[eager quest]

damn

[eager quest]

u should see my cpu while im playing tarkov

[placid sail]

is it glowing

[eager quest]

im surprised my pc hasnt turned into a thermonuclear bomb from that game

[grizzled meadow]

I miss old happy Ghosty, showing me Cyberpunk with all the mods...

[eager quest]

yet

[placid sail]

tarkov changes people

[eager quest]

i still play that same modded cyberpunk

[placid sail]

all that adrenaline and mutual robbing gets to you

[grizzled meadow]

That modded Cyberpunk changed you though...

[eager quest]

did it?

[grizzled meadow]

Well I'm saying it, so yes

In all seriousness, you seem a little more pissed off at the world, you were more "chill", now you seem more "stressed out"

Maybe I'm overthinking or whatever the right term is when you look too hard into stuff and you start to believe whatever you want to believe

[pastel quartz]

I mean, it's normal to worry for friends

Since ya know him, you'd obviously notice that sorta stuff?

[placid sail]

it is hard to "know" somebody by merely hanging around together on the internet, for however long

data channel is too thin

I may have been bullshitting you about literally everything I've ever written here, and you would never know the difference

no voice tone, no mimics, no gestures, nothing, just a text

[grizzled meadow]

Obviously, in fact my "feeling" is only given by what I read from him, I can't know 100% whether it is true or not
I have noticed a little change, that's for sure

[placid sail]

though we may develop some familiarity, indeed

[eager quest]

i was always stressed out

but yes, i do have my moods which settle in for unknown periods of time

[grizzled meadow]

Hm yeah I thought so

I've noticed the change from that night with your dad

That night when you couldn't sleep

[eager quest]

oh that one

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah, that horrible night

[eager quest]

and when i was talking to gtanil

yeah i remember that

stuff got to my head

[placid sail]

ohhhh right you were the one who couldn't handle the snoring

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah probably the hospital thing which I still don't know about but it's okay

I mean you're alive so that's okay

[eager quest]

nah the hospital one probably doesnt change anything

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it was him

[eager quest]

i dont feel different

im still chill imo but i have the usual bone to pick with the world

and my temper isnt the best

i think about a lot of stuff and i change moods based on what comes to mind

[grizzled meadow]

Well I just hope I didn't do anything wrong to you

[eager quest]

nah man

why worry about that

what could you have done to me that would change smthn in my attitude

[grizzled meadow]

Because I overthink over stuff that doesn't exist

[eager quest]

life has already done that many times with me

most things bounce off now

[eager quest]

dont worry

you didnt do anything

[pastel quartz]

That's life for ya, isn't it? Just layin in tough on you when you really can't right now

But can't do much about it, just gotta roll with the punches

[eager quest]

its been like that for the past 3 years

but i havent completely lost myself

deep down i live a fucked up life, but i try not to think about it too much

what good would that do

[pastel quartz]

Hmm well, it's nice to think things thro, get a lil bit more of a view on things but it can go real bad real quickly

Thoughts are a lil treacherous sumtimes, goin to places that you don't want them to

But I mean, that's what processing is all about, right?

Ya can't really just avoid it, it's gonna catch up sumday

What I'm tryna say is, it's prolly better to process that stuff slowly and who knows? Maybe you'll even see sum solutions along the way

Sorryy, I'm ramblin nonsense heh

[plucky void]

I came here to brainfart, not to feel

[gloomy roost]

[grizzled meadow]

You missed bz11k being a doctor in multiple occasions

[placid sail]

I did not hit her

[grizzled meadow]

It's not true

[placid sail]

I did not

[grizzled meadow]

Oh hi Mark

[placid sail]

oh hi Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Me and bzeek literally connected on spiritual level

Oh right we forgot one thing

"It's bullshit"

[placid sail]

memes are indeed the DNA of the soul

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-thednaofthesoul-memesthednaofthesoul-monsoon-metalgearrising-gif-26431019

What a fucking game

Thank you Vans for making me try the game again properly this time

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341283238049742858/1008406715420659812/The_Principal_Saga_Metal_Gear_RisingRevengance_Meme_Full_Story_-_oDownloader.com.mp4

Enjoy to whomever actually watches it fully.

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/5CrCDln3AI4?t=26

[placid sail]

a thrilling action movie which turns into a deep meaningful inner journey

it has something for everyone

7/10

[grizzled meadow]

Wait is this that story on Reddit that is literally "written" with gifs?

I remember this

Yeah it's that story, thank you Skully, I can finally read it fully

[gloomy roost]

I also have the doctor & stick parchments saved

[grizzled meadow]

Send it whatever that is

[quartz saffron]

When Grok speaks french

[gloomy roost]

https://imgur.com/gallery/YoJOT

[grave blade]

Can any check if this is safe on PC? (As in doesn't crash discord.) I don't think it does, but I want to be sure.

[mighty ridge]

Yes, YES

[upbeat bobcat]

The hell, you should be doing muuuuuuch better than that

[real tinsel]

i would have if they didn't put the unnecessary music

now i'm going to search for jeremy cockson's point and laugh video and make it my new aunty donna reaction clip

[real tinsel]

oh shit i was gonna add him but i forgot

[mighty ridge]

Benched at 70'th percent at UserBenchmark

[real tinsel]

thanks for reminding pizza man

[mighty ridge]

So its doing better then average, plus consumes quite a bit less power for better performance

https://cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Intel-Core-i9-9900K-vs-AMD-Ryzen-7-5700X/4028vsm1823386

[real tinsel]

found it

but i like my aunty donna clip more so i'm gonna stick to it

[plucky void]

I used to have one of those

its light was bright as fuck, hurts the eyes

[real tinsel]

guac and balls

[mortal violet]

stop!!!!!!

[real tinsel]

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516189902065500160/1008717887000809502/unknown.png

[plucky void]

the fuck happened to his face lmao

[real tinsel]

giant clam's even gianter clam husband beat punched him in the face

[slate crown]

talk about clussy fever

[real tinsel]

i wonder if massive man tits give the same feeling as woman tits or if it's an entirely different experience

[slate crown]

yea they're pretty much the exact same can tell from experience

[lusty sonnet]

hold up

[real tinsel]

he's bisexual he's said it like 15 times already

and hinted it a lot more

but it's understandable that you didn't figure out since all of brainfart is pretty much gay

[plucky void]

I weep for the future

[slate crown]

although mine are much harder than hers since i workout

[plucky void]

so... not the same after all

[real tinsel]

now i want to know what body builder massive man tits feel like

body builder massive woman tits as well

[fading shuttle]

being bisexual means being attracted to women, which is pretty gay

[heady crow]

well you only have to search my name and youll find several confirmations of ppl being gay

[heady crow]

not really

[slate crown]

they're pretty much the same if we're talking about the tiddys jn this video

[heady crow]

the less fat % the less tits

[real tinsel]

what

[fading shuttle]

yall care about tits? ass is where its at brothers

[heady crow]

KHAA YOU BLIND BASTARD LOOK AT MY MESSAGE

I SENT

[real tinsel]

both

[heady crow]

RIGHT

AFTER

[real tinsel]

i saw it but confused

[fading shuttle]

nay, tits dont matter, big booty

[real tinsel]

i said i wonder what body builder woman tits feel like and you said not really

🥴

[heady crow]

khaa

i will

skin you alive

[slate crown]

don't expect paizuris to be comfortable

[real tinsel]

sounds too painful don't do that please

you can plant scyanide pills in my tea

[slate crown]

wat

alex you're talking mad shit for someone within suffocation distance

[fading shuttle]

oh no please dont suffocate me

i will definitely not say i want more father

[slate crown]

ever drowned underneath 100kgs of man before?

[real tinsel]

if you're gay you're 100% attracted to men, if you're bisexual and woman you're attracted to is straight then that makes you 150% bisexual because her attraction to men counts towards your total attraction to men

[slate crown]

jesus christ khaa i just woke up, this is too much

[real tinsel]

hi

[slate crown]

my gf said she liked women too but not as much as hunky guys

[real tinsel]

how do you even get drunk with wine

[real tinsel]

enlightening

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1008996469241544764/sexchannel.mp4

[slate crown]

ivan

[stone blade]

dumbo 🤝

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/tyZswhCJieg

[lusty sonnet]

Metro?

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Alternate universe where France does not exist

[pastel quartz]

alternative universe where all of europe does not exist

[stone blade]

and america exists?

can we not

how about we remove america

and keep europe the same

🤝

ok maybe remove the french but yeah

[fading shuttle]

just remove britain

several birds with one stone

no more americans, australians, new zealanders

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-confused-what-miksi-gif-23666335

if my sacrifice is needed to remove britain from existence then so be it

[lusty sonnet]

bonjour

[heady crow]

Maybe remove france and eastern europe

[lusty sonnet]

we removing the "elo bonjours"?

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, eastern europe is funny

[heady crow]

Removing everything expect "ello yuchub"

[lusty sonnet]

bonjourbjonjour

https://tenor.com/view/hello-bonjour-gif-20115397

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/Y96lxqJa81w

[heady crow]

Thumbnail is too sexy for discord

[slate crown]

smexy hairy man chest 😩

[stone blade]

MMM edgy albums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mjtsXaYRV8&t=63s

[heady crow]

Bro ikr

Why do you think i watch him

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1008820586698510428/A_CAT.mov

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8

golden hungarian gypsy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvpXr9O0J4

that medieval tavern vibe in conjunction with pantera

[stone blade]

amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H044r5svVyw

shut up

hurdy gurdy playing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1009022944942506014/FaKVEbgXgAAknlu.jpg

[slate crown]

my god, troll face comics

[eager quest]

@heady crow how u doin buddy

[heady crow]

tired, came back from my friends place at 2am so i slept like 4 hours

rn shitposting in biology class

you?

[eager quest]

ouf

[eager quest]

woke up, feel like shit

like always

and im bored asf idk what to do

[heady crow]

time to play tarky for 12 hours straight ig

[eager quest]

also ur

in

biology class rn?

[heady crow]

yeah

[eager quest]

huh

on pc/laptop?

[heady crow]

yeah

[eager quest]

what, just got a laptop on ur desk in the middle of the class?

[heady crow]

yeah?

[eager quest]

this is why i love finland

good school system and shit

but im surprised since here in romania if u get spotted on ur phone for 0.000001 miliseconds even on break

ur getting executed

[fading shuttle]

glad to see the northern neighbour is as authoritarian as ever

[heady crow]

Well i mean we take all notes on laptops

And nowadays all books are on pc only

im among the last generation to use physical books

[slate crown]

doing word documents rn trying not to contemplate sepuku

[heady crow]

im playing a risky game with my notes

pc shuts down randomly?

there goes the entire course

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

once had my laptop on like 90 days straight

[stone blade]

me

[heady crow]

you

[placid sail]

always sweaty, the shape isn't exactly the same, the pleasure isn't the same
source: used to harass women my chubby friend in uni

[placid sail]

they shrink very hard

[onyx birch]

Bri’ish 🤢

[placid sail]

man your schools are so progressive 🥲

[placid sail]

I dunno man

I mean, I respect your ability to swing both ways

but I've once touched buffed man booba, uttering "no homo" while doing so

and it's not the same, it's so dense and solid

the tenderness and bounciness of booba is gone entirely

[slate crown]

that's because most of the time we're flexing it when we show off our pecs to strangers

I'm 40% body fat so mine are pretty accurate

[placid sail]

note to self: touch buff man booba in relaxed conditions (tranq darts?)

[slate crown]

yea pecs when they're not flexing are indistinguishable from womens booba

case in point

[placid sail]

oh god

[slate crown]

you can see when he flexes it

[placid sail]

this feels like watching NSFW

[slate crown]

very much so

[placid sail]

why are his boobs SO BIG

[lusty sonnet]

laptop in school gang rise up

[slate crown]

that push day pump

[real tinsel]

heh i also used to harass my chubby friend back when i lived in gandja

[placid sail]

the centuries old alliance of stick boys and chubby boys, yes

[real tinsel]

he beat me though

[placid sail]

we even have the same formation in the police force

[placid sail]

you haven't disciplined him properly then

[real tinsel]

sometimes i'd run away after squeezing his boobs so he couldn't beat me

he was huge so my sticky ass didn't have any chance

[placid sail]

my dude, you're not thinking it through

always use the stairs

chubby boys can't defeat the stairs

[real tinsel]

nah man this chubby boy was also athletic

[placid sail]

mine was bursting with sweat from every pore of his body after a single floor

[real tinsel]

motherfucker could do a uh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-that-thats-is-illegal-gif-18393263

[real tinsel]

cartwheel i think is what its called

[placid sail]

what the fuck

[real tinsel]

he was chubby and could do a cartwheel

magic man

[placid sail]

that's just not fair

[real tinsel]

he also ran fast somehow

[placid sail]

the perfect chubby specimen

[real tinsel]

this was a special chub

there was also another chub in my class who was bigger than gandja chub and he could also do a cartwheel

[placid sail]

okay why the fuck are azeri chubbies so acrobatic??

[real tinsel]

i had a classmate like this

but he was ruski

[placid sail]

do you think Falco is athletic tho

can we touch his boobies without punishment?

[fading shuttle]

definitely

[slate crown]

falco looking at us like

[real tinsel]

i'd touch them even with punishment

[fading shuttle]

if he punishes us its mod abuse

[real tinsel]

what's he gonna do, sit on my face?

[placid sail]

oh god

[real tinsel]

with that chubby ass of his?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-21386667

[real tinsel]

being sat on your face by a chubby is not as pleasurable as the media makes it seem

[placid sail]

also, do you know why there is usually one skinny guy and one fat guy in a russian police patrol?

[real tinsel]

my ex sat on my face a couple times and it's kinda smothering

can't breathe and shit

[real tinsel]

so that the fat guy can throw the skinny guy at robber?

[placid sail]

two skinny guys can't handle the situation, two fat guys won't get in the patrol car

[grizzled meadow]

Back when he was funny

Good times

[placid sail]

Falcoooooo

it's meeeee, JonTrooooonn

you have to let it goooooo

[grizzled meadow]

MAN

YOU DELETED THAT SHIT IN YOUR BIO

That's it

[placid sail]

the incident was 17 years agooooo

let it goooooooooo

[grizzled meadow]

You're no longer my best friend

[real tinsel]

what bio

[grizzled meadow]

You missed the fun in #╓☢stalker-chat some days ago

[real tinsel]

nooo

don't care

[grizzled meadow]

I've banned a dude

[real tinsel]

i hate every channel that isn't #🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

we can't really praise some banned toxic asshole forever, can we?

[fading shuttle]

i visit three channels, brainfart, announcements and updates

[placid sail]

we had a laugh, the time has passed, moving on

[real tinsel]

falco is cursed with moderator

he has to check every channel

[placid sail]

I imagine the moderator chat having thrice the toxicity and madness of brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately

There are channels that I don't even watch though

[real tinsel]

ah i remember the good old days when i'd chat in other channels except for brainfart. bzeek and i always stroke a conversation that started with stalker and then led to something that was absolutely not even remotely close to stalker

then aldo or catto would tell us to move to #channelthatsprobablyrelatedtowhatyouretalkingabout

[placid sail]

yeah, bullied us straight to the pits of brainfart, forever

[real tinsel]

it's better at the bottom

[placid sail]

indeed, it's comfy here

[real tinsel]

we only occasionally get new bloods who disappear almost in an instant and this place is ruleless since no mod ever checks here

[placid sail]

the pits hunger

sacrifices must be made

[real tinsel]

romania

[real tinsel]

what's the purpose of these pants

[placid sail]

to demonstrate your ass cheeks

[real tinsel]

why not just wear panties

or thong

[placid sail]

being just in your underwear without pants is considered indecent and probably breaks some law

while wearing this abomination, you're technically clothed? I guess?

[lusty sonnet]

bikinis?

[real tinsel]

retarded

[placid sail]

also people just wear weird shit sometimes just for the sake of it

[real tinsel]

i can't believe i am smarter than the average person

how is humanity expected to progress like this

[lusty sonnet]

the bar for average person is pretty low tho

[real tinsel]

exactly my point

[placid sail]

you are a southern traditionalist who will scream at the sight of a naked ankle

[real tinsel]

i thought people are smarter than me but the more i see them the more i realize they're retardeder

[placid sail]

it's a great revelation for all people with low self-esteem

"huh"

"so they're all fucking dumb actually"

[gloomy roost]

Okay_Cade checks here from time to time

[grizzled meadow]

no mods ever checks here

Who the fuck am I

[lusty sonnet]

fake mod

not our mod

[placid sail]

touches Falco's man boob and runs

[stone blade]

hi

[real tinsel]

nope

most of the youngsters here are way more open-minded than the elders

even some of the old ones are quite open-minded

the reason you don't see them as much is because they're usually quiet about it

they don't go around shaming people for wearing a burqa for example

[placid sail]

so it's just you being bullied into being a proper muslim boy?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/roll-safe-running-away-run-roll-safe-running-away-kunleinhogifs-kunleinho-gif-20722195

[placid sail]

pretty much

[real tinsel]

while the not-so-open-minded community will yell at you if you're wearing something that slightly shows off your leg skin

[heady crow]

Damn so if you scream at the sight of a naked ankle and you are supposed to be open minded i wonder about the older generation then

[placid sail]

but I'd go for the stairs

stairs never fails against chubbies

on a flat surface, chubbies can accelerate because of, well, being chubbies

[real tinsel]

pretty much, but current generation refuses it

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1009012746710433862/redditsave.com_lol-i06iftxh0cg91.mp4

[placid sail]

great tell tale sign of some kind of ideology being fishy

if they have the need to shout at others

[lusty sonnet]

this is why i have quicksave OCD

[real tinsel]

some families literally force their girls to wear hijab at like 5-6 years old

also pretty much every female friend i've had told me that when they started having a period for the first time, they shat themselves thinking they're dying

[placid sail]

you gotta start at the very young age, so people can't say "no"

[real tinsel]

because kids aren't told about their bodies, like, ever

[placid sail]

sex ed is for dirty infidels

[real tinsel]

even if you're 18 your parents aren't gonna teach you shit about your body, you pretty much figure it out yourself

[gloomy roost]

That aint good

[real tinsel]

which i believe is the leading reason why we have so many people with childhood pedo traumas

[placid sail]

mixing education and religion is a hard balancing act

much easier to just prefer one over the other

[real tinsel]

nah man i've seen religious people who are also very educated

mostly old men

[gloomy roost]

Le wise old men

[real tinsel]

and they're almost always the type who won't yell at you for not accepting their religion

[gloomy roost]

Nice

[placid sail]

otherwise it'll always ends with "hello mommy today's day at school was great we've learnt so much about nature and stuff and by the way where is the god is it even reaSUDDEN DEATH BY HIGH-VELOCITY SLIPPERS

[placid sail]

the act is hard, not impossible

after all, arab world used to be the centre of scientific progress at some point

but look at your country and say, is it possible in your circumstances to successfully fuse a proper education with religion?

it would also demand the religious dogma itself to adjust a bit, and that is always a no-no

[west owl]

the way education works it works as well as the worst aspects of religion, the inability of teaching religion is the same as not being able to teach philosophy and actual maths, not the sissy basic toy calculus that teach during obligatory schooling

[real tinsel]

dutch people aren't real

there isn't even a country named dutch

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[placid sail]

Falco is rich calzone confirmed

[grizzled meadow]

@gloomy roost I play CoC

[real tinsel]

cock on cock

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/comments/+_6e8589f617614b008c76c073d8d9ed2e.mp4

[real tinsel]

looks like a bread knife

[clear prism]

@lusty sonnet @pastel quartz

???

[real tinsel]

are you tagging god names

tag me too

[clear prism]

Nah bro, those two tagged me

[real tinsel]

@clear prism

[clear prism]

@real tinsel

[real tinsel]

🤝

[clear prism]

Greer.

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/jmiZ4AXO_DoAAAAM/here-we-go-again-gta.gif