🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

IS EVERYONE UNCULTURED???

[heady crow]

Ye its the funny zoomzoom man

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/grond-lotr-lord-of-seigneur-des-anneaux-sda-gif-22183303

[heady crow]

Aka varg vikernes

[heady crow]

Bro ikr

https://tenor.com/view/grond-gif-18473927

[lusty sonnet]

there's even a grond bot on reddit

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

[lusty sonnet]

it's amazing

[gloomy roost]

Grond is absolute dirt

[grizzled meadow]

And this is all my culture about it

[lusty sonnet]

no lotr culture?

[heady crow]

Sad

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately not

[lusty sonnet]

no longer Fratello falco

[grizzled meadow]

I did start to watch the first one

Like years ago

The integral version, the full version, however you want to call it

[heady crow]

Me and ares will make you watch the extended editions

[grizzled meadow]

The extended edition, that's the word, extended

I don't know why I didn't finish it

[gloomy roost]

The 5 hours one

[clear prism]

Better be fast before they release that shit remastered bullshit

[grizzled meadow]

One day I'll try again

[gloomy roost]

Maybe be should try it together

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928652742619172874/1007340455052185630/pfEuieRu-1.gif

[gloomy roost]

Brainfart popcorn day

[lusty sonnet]

FOR @grizzled meadow!

[grizzled meadow]

For Mordor

[clear prism]

Riddle me this

Why is the cat

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno is basically my alt, our interests are too similar

[grizzled meadow]

I'm really starting to believe that as well

[lusty sonnet]

my femboy alter ego

[heady crow]

You are just horribly racist and homophobic like me but im just bi too

[lusty sonnet]

ayo

don't expose us

https://tenor.com/view/sam-gamegie-lotr-hug-frodo-gif-22132865

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow

[clear prism]

What really confuses me is that we have both Ares, the Greek God of War and now Juno, the Roman Goddess of Marriage and Childbirth

[grizzled meadow]

@lusty sonnet I need to ask you something about FF 7 because I'm still at the beginning of the game

[lusty sonnet]

what do you see as beginning of the game

[clear prism]

What is it with gods lately

[lusty sonnet]

also

you can ping me when it's for FF7?

"name i cant @" my ass

[clear prism]

Ah, you are not aware that you can simply write @ and it will prompt all recent users?

[grizzled meadow]

Sometime I remember that I can ping you in different ways

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I am aware but I forgot

[lusty sonnet]

waiting for ze question

[grizzled meadow]

||Basically Cloud + company are part of this terrorist group, right? And they blow up a certain thing, already can't remember what exactly, a reactor? A power pump? I remember the issue is about a city, there is the "down side" and the "up side", like the "down side" doesn't get energy, something like that... anyway, so far they haven't given any reasons, there isn't really a story, they throw you directly in the action
Will I understand anything going forward?||

Also

||Cloud meet Aerith, I had two choices, I told her to leave, I hope I did the right thing||

[lusty sonnet]

you want me to give you like a quick summary of where you're at rn for story purposes?

[grizzled meadow]

I mean we all know that ||she dies|| but anyway

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

Were gonna drink in vc at some point ares

Youre a good guy

[clear prism]

Hold up, did I miss a fucking romance arc

[lusty sonnet]

||Aight so Cloud is a former SOLDIER of Shinra, the evil company that's basically running the city of Midgard. Midgard is being powered by 8 giant reactors that are sucking out the energy out of the planet, this energy is called the Lifestream, as in lifestream of the planet. Because FF7 kinda references the current day & age, they reflected it with upper/middle class living on the upside and poor people in the downside/slums. Avalanche is an eco-terrorist group (Greenpeace on crack and meth), Barret and co, hire Cloud to help blow up these reactors to save the planet and send a message to the people of Midgard and Shinra to stop fucking up the planet||

that should be like the introduction and first 2 hours of the game @grizzled meadow

it's uncanny how much it resembles today for a game that came out 25 years ago

[grizzled meadow]

Ah okay, perfect, thank you
That makes more sense

[lusty sonnet]

i'll drink water

[heady crow]

Ahhhh

[lusty sonnet]

i may or may not know the entire story by heart at this point

i even replayed it after i played remake

[grizzled meadow]

Am I doing the right thing by playing it on the Switch?

[heady crow]

Well were gonna have fun regardless

[lusty sonnet]

yeah sure, port doesn't matter if you're playing the original FF7

[lusty sonnet]

factsss

[heady crow]

But you dont drink then?

[lusty sonnet]

no alcohol sozzles

[heady crow]

Ahhhh alright

Its a respectable choice

I just like to be a little intoxicated to be more open

[lusty sonnet]

was also trying not to give spoilers cuz shit gets explained later too, as in Cloud + co backstory

[clear prism]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

haven't touched alcohol in over 5 years now

[heady crow]

About 6 mins for me

[clear prism]

Impressive

[lusty sonnet]

rookie numbers

make that 0

[clear prism]

😂

[heady crow]

Nah im done for today

Tomorrow gonna drink more since spending 2 days here

[clear prism]

Do not lose all your funds on Finnish alcohol, my guy

[lusty sonnet]

||i'm convinced she's gonna survive in the following remakes, it just has to||

that's one conspiracy theory i 500% believe in

[clear prism]

If that is not the case, what will you do then?

[lusty sonnet]

probably cry again

and still give props to Nomura for being a god tier writer

[clear prism]

I shall hope with you that she does not suffer such a terrible fate

The Holy Bread Church will lend you its blessing 🙏

[lusty sonnet]

thank you 🙏

i'm actually way too hyped after remake

loved it

[clear prism]

Always great to have something to look forward to

[lusty sonnet]

even thought i'm extremely biased for anything FF or KH related

[clear prism]

We all have those types of games, man

Mine, to this day, will always be GTA Vice City and San Andreas

[lusty sonnet]

usually the games you grew up with

i remember KH, FF X and Titan Quest way too fondly

and all 3 of them are still getting releases/updates

[clear prism]

I will never forgive Rockstar for making such shitty remakes

[lusty sonnet]

GTA 6 tho

[clear prism]

But it is good to see some game developers are not doing that scummy shit

[lusty sonnet]

hoping it'll be good

[clear prism]

It better fucking be

Or I will break out of my padded cell and pay them a visit

[grizzled meadow]

It will be shit

Mark my words

[lusty sonnet]

most likely

[grizzled meadow]

It literally connects to that Twitter thing I said before

[clear prism]

Red Dead Redemption 2 was splendid so I am still holding an inkling of hope within me

But yes, the current state of affairs with Rockstar are not very encouraging

[lusty sonnet]

i'm really praying that the new FF, number 16, is gonna be good

they hyped up the summons in 15 by making them grand and 1-time uses kinda

then they drop fighting scenes between mountain sized summons in the new trailer

[clear prism]

Damn, sounds epic

[lusty sonnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA1C9mghADo

[clear prism]

But I must now go and get my 2 hours sleep, my guy

[lusty sonnet]

gnight my guy

[clear prism]

So have a good one everyone

[lusty sonnet]

don't wake up in namur

[grizzled meadow]

Goodnight

[clear prism]

I apologies dearly once more, @pastel quartz

[grizzled meadow]

And welcome back

[clear prism]

Good night now

[pastel quartz]

Really?

[grizzled meadow]

Deactivate those pings, I'm telling you

[pastel quartz]

I did

It's still pingin me

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco, https://top.gg/bot/780539847764082768

We need buttsbot here in brainfar

[gloomy roost]

You know Falco

What game isn't gonna be shit

Non mainstream ones?

[real tinsel]

i do yes

he's the #🎪bruh-fart moderator

and italian

[gloomy roost]

Shit

When did he get a upgrade?

[real tinsel]

like since gamma was around

[gloomy roost]

Since gamma radiation was around?

Damn he must be old af

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm the oldest around

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/guftrup/status/1557688759923216387?s=21&t=2_KdbEEtJ5MfkrpCcj3EFg

guftrup (@guftrup)

https://t.co/ZZMJgTdUxc

Likes

41875

Retweets

4475

Twitter · Aug 11, 2022, 11:21 AM

[plucky void]

I'm betting they're also gonna be semi-scripted one-time only in 16 as well

[gloomy roost]

#🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

most likely, but they're going to have more interactions with the world

kinda want it to be like Alexander from Type-0

[plucky void]

I just want the devil may cry combat to be good

never cared much for summons in ff

they were either too OP or not good enough to bother with

[lusty sonnet]

DMC combat looks clean from what they show in the trailers

i like the summons if they actively have roles in the story or are being used for major plot points

FF9 and FF10 mmm

[plucky void]

in the older games they just appear, attack and leave

in 8 they also did that but during the summoning cast their HP bar replaced the summoner's

(and the whole junction mechanics)

haven't played 9

in 10 they act like an extra character but I think it's extremely dumb that they replace the entire party

[plucky void]

wat the dog doin

and why is there so much washed-out blood on the floor

[plush zodiac]

😳

It was hot out there so we played with water

[gloomy roost]

The dog enjoying the moment

[lusty sonnet]

Meatshields to tank a bit but if you focus on Yuna then they shine and carry everything

[plucky void]

I did that

bahamut with 255 on every stat

the only hard part in the game was fighting its "dark" version summoned by yu yevon

[lusty sonnet]

Yu yevon is free tho

Weak "final" boss entry

Sin is the real deal

[plucky void]

once I get around to playing the HD remaster version I'm gonna try to do 100%

keyword try

[lusty sonnet]

I did it

Good luck with the grid

It's time consuming

[plucky void]

I completed the sphere grid with yuna, auron and kimahri when I played in the ps2

did like 2 fights in the monster arena

came close to winning all the blitzball events to get wakka's weapon

[lusty sonnet]

Oh right monster arena, fuck those as well

[plucky void]

then I just got bored and beat the game and moved on >_>

[lusty sonnet]

Did you beat Penance?

[plucky void]

no, didn't even get close to unlocking it

I think I beat just 2 of the "original creation" monsters

oh and that optional dungeon I barely walked 2 rooms in there

[lusty sonnet]

Fuck the malboros in the optional dungeon

[plucky void]

yup lol

[lusty sonnet]

Honestly, i didn't beat Penance either

[grizzled meadow]

@upbeat bobcat @gloomy roost learn once and for all that you need to ping me
I lose messages

[lusty sonnet]

I just threw all my gil at Yojimbo and prayed

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrQCQy3fcU this isn't even at the omega ruins

but same energy

[lusty sonnet]

It's always an ambush

Always

Fuck them

[grizzled meadow]

You want names, I don't have names, but indies are basically our best bet for now
The whole industry is going into another 1980 imho

[grizzled meadow]

Not really, the promotion is recent

[plucky void]

always have someone with first strike on their weapon my man

[lusty sonnet]

Yea but triple ap, ap > overdrive and damage break are mandatory for me in post game fights

Can't remember what my 4th perk was

Maybe first strike

[plucky void]

just one guy with it is fine, as long as you use something like Delay Buster

[lusty sonnet]

Probs yeeting that on rikku

She was my support/healer

[gloomy roost]

@grizzled meadow Why do I need to ping you? Im not gonna demand that you answer my shit instantly.

[snow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hurb-gif-22733597

[grizzled meadow]

Because

Like I said

I lose messages

I can't keep track of everything

Especially if you want an answer or if you ask me a question

I literally encourage everyone to ping me in stuff because sometime I miss those messages

[gloomy roost]

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1660143082513428.webm

[snow sail]

https://youtu.be/h9bUaTz-kuM

[plucky void]

A FROGGE BIP A SMOL BEISTE

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqeMkEGwolA

[placid sail]

what a great frogge

[swift scarab]

Me when webms don’t play on phone

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/salivasisters/status/1557710086398771202?s=20&t=ZeOOJ0HVJOw5neKNdHNR0g

saliva (@salivasisters)

wahhhhh Wahhhhhhhhh wahhhh awawa

Likes

13351

Retweets

2183

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2022, 12:46 PM

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/LeonLush/status/1557766566640553984?s=20&t=ZeOOJ0HVJOw5neKNdHNR0g

[real tinsel]

you've been a moderator since i've joined gamma which was like last year's december or something

[real tinsel]

there you go fren buddy, enjoy the great frogge in its glorious mp4 format

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

Frogge

[swift scarab]

Strelok when he kills the C-Consciousness for the billionth time be like

[plucky void]

and then he realizes nothing changed

and goes "ok fuck this"

[real tinsel]

oppa davai bratan

strelok got the moves

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-cringe-dies-of-cringe-gif-stalker-game-meme-gif-24274079

[mortal dirge]

retards

[real tinsel]

doktor @placid sail i come bearing more questions for you to answer with your theoretical degree in psychology

explain to me why does nudity bother me (and not just in its real life form but also in its digital/art form)

[real tinsel]

look at this silly sausage

[narrow lotus]

Lidl moment

[real tinsel]

that's such a jerma thing to do

what a silly psycho streamer

[slate crown]

what do you mean

jerma isn't real

[fading shuttle]

jerma is an entity that possesses hosts that resemble who it once was in life

[real tinsel]

who is he possessing now

[fading shuttle]

whoever he was doesnt matter, he is jerma

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

imagine if i killed jerma

[fading shuttle]

he is superhuman, did you see the way he eats the fuckin onion ring?

such primal vigor, you cant kill him

[real tinsel]

yeah but can he resist if i put my thumbs in his eyes?

don't think so

[fading shuttle]

your ass is gonna be like the onion ring

[real tinsel]

more like his eyes are gonna be like the chocolate he made in one of his streams

[slate crown]

he's too powerful even for you khaa

[real tinsel]

i don't know man

his eyes kinda seem submissive and squashable to me

[fading shuttle]

we got the tough guy with the dog picture thinking he can duel with the antichrist

[real tinsel]

nah just squash his eyes

[slate crown]

man's literally a demon, you've got your work cut out for you

[real tinsel]

nah man i don't know those eyes are kinda still meat

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1007774387426050069/SPOILER_gore.mp4

[real tinsel]

@clear prism beware

[narrow lotus]

Big head

[stone blade]

drinking coffee without sugar is byfar one of the biggest mistakes ive made

ew

[narrow lotus]

I like it

[fading shuttle]

coffee must not taste good, i want that sewage water taste

[narrow lotus]

But i do drink with almond milk or cocoa

[narrow lotus]

Gotta make those bowels move son

[fading shuttle]

i refuse to shit in school until they add locks to the bathrooms so i gotta finish my business for the day at home

[narrow lotus]

i am romanian so i defo know what u mean

Imagine having a working toilet at school and not a drug den

[fading shuttle]

i feel safer pissing in the jungle behind the school than i do in pissing in the actual bathrooms

[eager quest]

i had those squat toilets a while back lol

[narrow lotus]

Cleaner too

[lusty sonnet]

Slav squat toilets

[abstract path]

Guys

I found my old art

[stone blade]

me seeing crystals art

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1007645834998972536/y2mate.com_-_john_roblox_laugh_full_360p.mp4

[abstract path]

John roblox laugh

[stone blade]

true!

[abstract path]

Yes

Hru

[stone blade]

alive

still

you?

[abstract path]

I'm ded

Finally

Ded

Nah

I'm still alive 💀

[stone blade]

we did it lads

crystl is no more

[real tinsel]

this is crystal's third death

ivan you madman you've done it again

[stone blade]

hes done it

[placid sail]

you're gay

oh wait that's not the question

[placid sail]

you've grown up in a very traditional country, culture and family. throughout your childhood, whenever you've experienced situations regarding nudity, you've seen your parents, relatives and friends react negatively, laughing, cussing and/or lecturing anyone who would expose their body. your mind has learned that it's something you should prevent doing and seeing, and here you are

[placid sail]

psycho viewer instead of psycho streamer for once

[clear prism]

How could someone dare to do this

[placid sail]

I would hunt you down till the end of the world

[real tinsel]

wtf man that's extremely detailed and very likely correct

how come i didn't feel this same anxiety when i saw my exes naked

[eager quest]

i would do the same

cook and eat that cat

[grizzled meadow]

Waiting for the "cat stepped on keyboard"

[eager quest]

not this time

i would kill that stupid ass cat

from whatever game it was

was it a game

idc

[grizzled meadow]

If you mean the cat Jerma eat, I would do the same

🤝

[eager quest]

yes that one

[slate crown]

melty blood

[placid sail]

I can speculate that since you've liked them and they were usually the leading role, you thought something like "ok they are allowed to do this they know what they're doing"
*oh and the realisation "we're doing sexo" can influence that too

[placid sail]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cqtZng21G9o

[real tinsel]

it's probably the former because i didn't do sexo with my first ex, only the second one

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/235164125196451840/1007813836759380098/3A4CD04A-A801-4CFF-9379-C9D326A8DEF5.jpg?width=901&height=676

[stone blade]

true

[clear prism]

This is so sad

Can we get 50 likes on that image

[gloomy roost]

YMCA

[slate crown]

Bro actually added jiggle physics to stop motion 💀 💀 💀

the effort that went into this is ridiculous

[lusty sonnet]

horny knows no limits

[gloomy roost]

Horny?

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

People unironically listen to this?

[fading shuttle]

stop motion jiggle physics

thats why people watch it

[slate crown]

it's good stress relief

[clear prism]

How

[slate crown]

if they can vibe with it, let them

see? bz gets it

[clear prism]

Seems strange to me but 🤷‍♂️

[slate crown]

yea I'm weirded out by it too but if it makes them happy, good for them

[slate crown]

bro where did you find these

asking for a friend

[heady crow]

The memes or the roleplay stuff

[slate crown]

both

[heady crow]

I have my sources

[stone blade]

very true

[sudden elm]

hilarious

[mighty ridge]

https://youtu.be/vYdZpscF_MM

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPbY00UZ9w

[cosmic notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765711447157243904/1007982333904834701/lol.gif

Gordon

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/nON19NSBKXsAAAAM/my-honest-reaction.gif

[clear prism]

That is the shit your babushka puts on the TVs and shelves, man

[slate crown]

bro must've been so bored in class

[gloomy roost]

Damn

What a hardcore robot

[placid sail]

hard to find nowadays

[gloomy roost]

Can't wait for the uprising

[placid sail]

usually provinces and veeeery backwarded/old families

[placid sail]

the whole video is even funnier, but alas, I don't remember the name

[heady vapor]

its a cgi satire

bosstown dynamics

[gloomy roost]

bossman dynamics lessgo

[fading shuttle]

i prefer this one

[slate crown]

10x better

[clear prism]

What the fuck

🤣

[slate crown]

it's the morbius that gets me

[humble badge]

💣

[mighty ridge]

Fuck Venom, real men jerk their dicks to Saya

[stone blade]

здарова))

[slate crown]

imagine jerking off to women smh

[slate crown]

this is the first destiny meme ive seen in awhile

[fading shuttle]

local man wishes to anger me

he is succeeding

its mass effect

[slate crown]

i forgor 💀

destiny also has similar lookin aliens

[slate crown]

close enough

[fading shuttle]

thats the fallen, there aint no aliens called the collectors

[slate crown]

dude it's been a year since I've last touched anything related to destiny

[fading shuttle]

good

[lusty sonnet]

tempted to touch destiny again tbh

[gloomy roost]

Don't touch Destiny

[clear prism]

Who plays Destiny nowadays

[heady crow]

Id play destiny 1 if i could

[slate crown]

the only reason I'm willing to play destiny again is to visit Ada-1

[slate crown]

that's the sole reason I'll ever touch the game again

[lusty sonnet]

Destiny 1 VOG run or Crota run when?

[muted raven]

i know its by corridor digital

[slate crown]

oh shit

[eager quest]

she would not stand a chance

[clear prism]

What is this

[slate crown]

sauce?

sorry cat stepped on keyboard

[heady crow]

Id be up for kings fall

[lusty sonnet]

man that one is boring to me

Crota is the best thing, perfectly doable solo

[heady crow]

The thematic in the last encounter is really nice

And the look of the raid gear

Uuh

But ye would love to go through crota with you

[lusty sonnet]

Faithbringer ❤️

[heady crow]

But ps4 at my brothers place and no ps+

[lusty sonnet]

same no ps+

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[lusty sonnet]

i'll grind RS solo then :(

[heady crow]

Ye i mean the ps4 being at my brothers place is a bigger problem since hes in southern finland

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1007868903839498320/NECO_ARC.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

go after him smh

[heady crow]

👉 👈

Nah

Its the biggest city in finland that has a small city vibe

Hes only there bcs he just graduated as a police officer so he has to be as a younger police officer somewhere before he can choose where to work

[lusty sonnet]

interesting

so he'll be back

[heady crow]

Yee

[slate crown]

what is happening

[heady crow]

Hes gone

[slate crown]

brunos off his meds again

[fading shuttle]

pov, you are trying to go through the garbage

[stone blade]

whats the song?

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/oyAP6PpAzK8

[slate crown]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

lmao

ty

dumbolin my beloved

[slate crown]

i gotchu

[grizzled meadow]

Dumbolin ninja'd me

I was trolling some people about something else

I even searched the song

[slate crown]

NO NOT THIS SONG AGAIN

[placid sail]

yessss

chaos

[slate crown]

cat boy bruno when?

[heady crow]

When i get lean enough

[slate crown]

les fuckin gooooo

[placid sail]

I present to you

multiple parrot handholding

[slate crown]

a wild carbonara 🤌

[grizzled meadow]

I was just about to start the game

Guess I'm obligated now

[grizzled meadow]

Amazing game this one

[mighty ridge]

2D women

[grizzled meadow]

Love this man, his content is very good

[mighty ridge]

My dick cant get hard for 3D

Really

[slate crown]

facts

[mighty ridge]

Guess I am too ascended for this plane of reality

[clear prism]

No bitches?

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1008015609176539136/ezgif-4-a67aa641b4.mov

[slate crown]

the only women I'd bang are...

[gloomy roost]

Dumbolin after seeing the one monolith waifu on gelbooru

[mighty ridge]

Try pixiv

You can also make literally any waifu in koikasu

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[slate crown]

this is what getting pegged does to a mf

[clear prism]

Goddamn, bro

[gloomy roost]

pixiv stuff anyways gets uploaded to booru's

ayo

league gods have not forgotten my patronage benefits

[slate crown]

lucky bastard

[gloomy roost]

Well I do have 5 7's in my phone number

[slate crown]

i opened over 10 and still not received a single bag

[gloomy roost]

[mighty ridge]

If someone uploads it ofc
Boorus have better sorting of content, butpixiv is hard to beat by sheer quantity

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

I don't browse pixiv a lot tho

Most of the artists I like are on twitter

But there are hidden gems of a both sides on pixiv

Ngl

[mighty ridge]

Cant stand twatter in pure form, try nitter, lightweight no-comm mirror of twitter

[gloomy roost]

I mean, your twitter is defined by the people you like/follow.

[slate crown]

shiet im getting that rn

[gloomy roost]

If you're getting bombed by ads then

[slate crown]

im tired of getting notifications from half naked vietnamese women

[mighty ridge]

And by over abundance of useless javascript

🤠 🤠

[gloomy roost]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Uh

So what does that mean to the common twitter user

More data usage?

[mighty ridge]

Uh, good one

[slate crown]

bruh

[gloomy roost]

This is what Tesla wanted to accomplish

But he was gone too soon

[mighty ridge]

You can accomplish that by creating enough conductive aerosol in-between

Or just use lasers instead

[gloomy roost]

Schlatt after Slimes incident number ???

[clear prism]

This is so sad

Truly sickening that "Schlatt" would do such a thing

[slate crown]

im so glad "Schlatt" didn't do what he did in 1999

[gloomy roost]

Idk what he did

[clear prism]

After committing several warcrimes in the Balkans and North-East Asia, "Schlatt" had a surprising change of heart and embraced God's graces 🙏

[gloomy roost]

I got off of Schlatt and Slimesicle last year or something like that

[swift scarab]

Why is Tarkovs official TikTok account always smoking crack, and I love it

[slate crown]

likewise

[slate crown]

the voices in my head after i take my medication

[stone blade]

hmmm sounds like me

[clear prism]

"What happened to that 4kg bag of cocaine, Kylie"
"You mean the 1kg bag of cocaine?"

Ayo @slate crown and @grizzled meadow when is this collab happening

[heady vapor]

yall ever had banana on pizza that shit tasty

[slate crown]

not only did you ruin pizza, you somehow managed to make rice which is something that UNIVERSALLY goes with anything inedible

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g97La0u55_g&list=RDMM&index=5

[lusty sonnet]

The fuck

[lusty sonnet]

I took a nap and wake up to dad jokes

Life's good

[clear prism]

You heard it here first, folks

Always take naps

[stone blade]

no

I dont do that

never

[clear prism]

Whenever someone uses kekleo emote, I think of this

[lusty sonnet]

Whenever i see kekleo, i imagine falco laughing at us

[narrow lotus]

Farco

Fart.co

i am reproting him to the authorities as we speak

[clear prism]

Explain in two and a half words why

[swift scarab]

Wait a sec when did Gtanil get resurrected

[stone blade]

right now

[swift scarab]

What sorcery is this

[clear prism]

Nanomachines, son

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/235164125196451840/1007813836759380098/3A4CD04A-A801-4CFF-9379-C9D326A8DEF5.jpg?width=901&height=676

[lusty sonnet]

I thought that said OGRS and i was happy that someone else was playing runescape

Then i remembered to read

[clear prism]

@narrow lotus check this out

[slate crown]

i see yellow

[gloomy roost]

Yellow fever works diff there?

[clear prism]

Look bro

[slate crown]

we do have a shiton of mosquitoes

[clear prism]

Start every phone call with "My phone is about to die"

Then you can hang up whenever you want without any consequences

[clear prism]

Ye, fuck those mosquitoes

[narrow lotus]

yes my birb does this as well but with the mirror

[grizzled meadow]

Bless the person who sent it first

[grizzled meadow]

Another staple of this channel

[clear prism]

I fucking posted that not even an hour ago

[heady crow]

Ok

And?

[heady vapor]

ratio

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/FJuyIufUUugAAAAM/ooh-cat.gif

[clear prism]

And therefore, you must now pay 100 roubles to @placid sail

So basically, 2 cents

[slate crown]

love it, my personal drink of choice, would recommend

[heady vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-ratio-ratio-bozo-zyzz-ratio-ratio-zyzz-gif-24383560

[heady vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-edited-i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-walter-white-muslim-walter-white-memes-gif-23994973

[slate crown]

clearly you haven't read the brainfart lore

[heady crow]

Clearly you dont own an airfryer

[clear prism]

Who is this guy anyway

[slate crown]

he's the one that posted that goblin girl

[clear prism]

Ah

Shame on you, @heady vapor

[heady vapor]

im @maiden carbons alt

no cap

[swift scarab]

It sounded a lot like this

[slate crown]

bruh

[clear prism]

Damn

Got to admit, he has balls

[heady vapor]

yes and I am here to say

efp is better than gamma

[slate crown]

my favorite tune to bash R*ssian mafia members heads to

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/380106335913508884/1007111790527783012/thisserver.gif

[clear prism]

Who asked?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sheev-palpatine-emperor-chancellor-kill-him-now-gif-14424446

[heady vapor]

i asked myself

[eager quest]

go play escape from tarkov

[heady vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/962008619178655869/3dgifmaker77671.gif

[heady vapor]

why yes how did you know

[slate crown]

this guys a true menace

[eager quest]

idk i just tell efp lovers to go play escape from tarkov instead

[slate crown]

finally an antagonist in the brainfart lore

[eager quest]

since they fanboy so much

stalker aint escape from dogkov

[eager quest]

im not making a good impression by playing tarkov rn but

i dont play efp

not a 90k on mre enjoyer

[heady vapor]

efp is fun cus i love having 18 kg carry weight

makes it more realistic u kno

[clear prism]

Ah yes

Muh realism

😂 👌

[slate crown]

oop people are arguing in chat again, you know what that means

[eager quest]

NOOOOOOOOO

@grizzled meadow

@azure kite

[heady vapor]

i dont play video games to escape reality... i play em to make it worse

[eager quest]

GET HIS ASS

@grizzled meadow PLEASE

[clear prism]

Who the fuck is propVvn

[eager quest]

look in #💣tarkov-released

[heady vapor]

dude its hot tiktok vids why are u complaining

🤨

[eager quest]

i should join the server

for them hot tiktoks

[slate crown]

half of brainfart users prefer men

[eager quest]

i prefer women but i still dont get any

[heady vapor]

makes sense the girls are making him nervous

[eager quest]

im friendzoned by myself

[clear prism]

No bitches?

[slate crown]

i said HALF

[heady vapor]

the other half is mentally castrated from playing too much gamma

[eager quest]

i have a loot of women friends and super close friendships but as i said im friendzoned by my own confidence

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[slate crown]

alexa

play despacito

[heady vapor]

its funny cus my gay friends are always surrounded by females its like being gay makes you a magnet to them

[placid sail]

pay up you muscle tits

[clear prism]

The Discord scammer crisis has been averted

He is dead 👌

Falco shot him right on the spot, very nice

[clear prism]

Hold up, did this bot post in every goddamn channel

[slate crown]

ono bruno angy

[heady crow]

Nah

[clear prism]

What the fuck

Ah, they included Top Gear

Very 👌

[placid sail]

a grand total of three chromosomes among the participants of this podcast

[clear prism]

[slate crown]

i love eddie hall

[placid sail]

milfs

[clear prism]

Man I love Frogs

[gloomy roost]

Frogge

Our beloved

[clear prism]

Ok, name every frog ever

[placid sail]

double cheese ass cheeks

[swift scarab]

Pepe

[grizzled meadow]

Me and who

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/ErS65Xg5Utk

quick question

who the fuck loves chemtech drake

raise your hand

I'll try to not judge you

but I want to know if that's the truth

[clear prism]

If I say yes, will it make you angry

[placid sail]

just mildly disappointed

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[clear prism]

Yes

[placid sail]

very mildly since you both assholes don't even play league

[clear prism]

What is league

[eager quest]

your imagination

[eager quest]

fuck chemtech drake

let me give sion 4 revives

[stone blade]

https://coub.com/view/34a46o

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[stone blade]

what happened?

[placid sail]

there, an actual person playing league

[eager quest]

not as often tho

im just coping that i cant get back the 4k hours

[placid sail]

chemtech dragon smash or pass

[eager quest]

smash

its skull

kill it

[clear prism]

Since you broskis play League, you are uniquely qualified to answer this question I have

Do you like CBT

And why do you like it

[placid sail]

it's less retarded now, since it's fully reworked, but the very notion someone liked it before made me curious whether riot are bullshitting us again or is it that bad

[placid sail]

imagine yourself in circumstances where the most engaging and entertaining activity in your spare time is crushing your balls, or so you perceive

also imagine that though it's mostly just painful and harmful, sometimes you get a hit of fun out of it

and also you're gradually getting somewhat proficient in crushing your balls

[plucky void]

we doing the 'trendy to hate games' bit now?

[clear prism]

Ahh, now it all makes sense

[lusty sonnet]

I volunteer 👋

[clear prism]

No, this is just the build up for the ultimate climax of this story arc.
The forbidden sandwich.

[placid sail]

also there is an dynamic online list of balls crushers and many are quite invested in ranking in it

[plucky void]

"be not afraid" sandwich

[gaunt wagon]

Dear god

[plucky void]

NO

[heady crow]

#🥘food

[gloomy roost]

Chemtech+Tryndamere=cancer

[plucky void]

tryndamere by himself is already cancer

[clear prism]

Yes, food is good

[placid sail]

I can't believe somebody actually liked chemtech drake

[slate crown]

shit was bussin with sion

i hated the fog feature though

that was understandable

[placid sail]

you must be one of those fun guys who afk pushed top with hullbreaker going 0/8, but ending the game

[slate crown]

nah bro i played sion support

i haven't been in top lane in years

[placid sail]

okay, you may live

I was about to detonate a bomb in your bussy

[slate crown]

that's why my gf felt longer than usual

[heady vapor]

it was fun when you could jump in it as rengar

[placid sail]

yeah she almost gave you an explosive finish

[placid sail]

the audacity to think oneself to be better architect than the nature itself, I mumbled, ignoring the point of schizo posting completely

[plucky void]

well

the whole point of "nature itself" is to always improve and evolve

maybe in a billion years we'll have better cable management

[placid sail]

no it's not, otherwise there wouldn't be such a thing as a horseshoe crab, who hasn't evolved for literal billions of years, that cheeky chitinous bastard

adapt - yes, improve - only when it's neccessary

[placid sail]

fun fact

uhhh, I guess I should just look for the article

but in the meantime, tl;dr - there were a rising wave of a certain mutation in human population which put an additional artery in one's hands

allegedly benefiting our motor functions of hands

[swift scarab]

Enhanced masturbation power

[placid sail]

indeed

so we don't even have to wait for billions of year, the work is going faster

[swift scarab]

Now we just need another artery in our dick and we’re set

[placid sail]

oh, there it is

https://cosmosmagazine.com/health/evolution-adds-an-arm-artery/

[swift scarab]

Huh

[placid sail]

there was also something about some additional bone structure, but that was a different article from that

[swift scarab]

Finally, we’re evolving somewhere besides backwards

[plucky void]

we're going sideways

like crabs

[placid sail]

also, we probably won't even have to wait for anything at all pretty soon

[placid sail]

well, unless we're solid about nuking ourselves in the near future

cos genetical engineering is treading very good

MBO probably won't make it till that, and me neither

but maybe derpy neko will live till the times when he got to have 4 penises grafted on his belly

[clear prism]

You know what

[plucky void]

and real cat ears

[clear prism]

We should nuke ourselves in the near future

[plucky void]

I should probably genetically engineer myself some better legs

[clear prism]

It would be a very good prank

[placid sail]

what a killjoy

[plucky void]

no matter how much exercise I do, how much water I drink and how much potassium I ingest, I still get leg cramps all the time

[clear prism]

Clearly you have not ingested enough potassium

[placid sail]

I'd like to have actual fucking eyes instead of this myopic bullshit

and while we're at it, make them purple

I wanna look like an anime

[clear prism]

You want to look like an entire anime?

[placid sail]

yes

even simpsons

[clear prism]

Damn, I suppose you will become the first digital human in the world

[placid sail]

nah nah nah

[clear prism]

We take @placid sail and shove him into the big Internet computer

[placid sail]

none of this digital consciousness bullshit, don't dig it

[clear prism]

Yes

bz11k certified Artificial intelligence

Only 78.99!

[muted raven]

the alpha level AI core boutta hit that motherfucking griddy

[placid sail]

people dreaming of being immortal in a digital form don't have the slightest fucking clue about life

[clear prism]

😂

Who said anything about dreams

It is going to be a nightmare

And I want you to be in this nightmare, stuck forever

[placid sail]

no, seriously, there are people who legit think it will be cool

[clear prism]

Then there is no way for you to escape the sliding into DMs

True that, people have no idea what kind of pandora's box they would be opening

[placid sail]

to have no body, no sensations, to be cast as a sentient fleshlight of gtanil, a german roach, forevermore

[clear prism]

😂 👌

[swift scarab]

Imagine an AI sex toy

[clear prism]

People are already researching this

[placid sail]

but biological immortality or just a longer lifespan, enhanced bodily functions and shit? count me in

[clear prism]

Nah dude, immortality is no good

[plucky void]

ah yes metaverse enthusiasts

[placid sail]

though it has its own space for man-made horrors beyond comprehension

[plucky void]

only if you're psychologically weak

[placid sail]

same people who loved chemtech drake

[clear prism]

A true man-made horror beyond comprehension: Mordor

[plucky void]

the one counterpoint to immortality that anyone ever brings up is "everyone you love is going to die"

[clear prism]

Whoever did that, man. Must have been on some real shit

[plucky void]

well make them immortal too
or ya know GET OVER IT

we lose loved ones without being immortal in either case lol

[placid sail]

I've heard of the other one, more appropriate to us cold and analytical brainfarters

memory issue

[clear prism]

How you going to store all those memories about pornography, man

[placid sail]

the eternity is endless, the brain capabilities to efficiently remember are not

[clear prism]

Imagine if they only give you 50GB of memory

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/forgot-i-think-i-forgot-something-2and-a-half-men-i-think-i-forgot-dylan-gif-21636223

[clear prism]

Like the fuck, what you supposed to do with just 50GB memory

[placid sail]

it's like

comparing to complexity of human sensations

30 minutes of life tops?

since it won't be just some fucking pictures, but an interconnected net of concepts, complex memories, including not only visuals and sounds, but smells, tactile and body sensations, thoughts, emotions

brain is actually fucking insane in the department of data storage, but still doubtful that it will be enough for 150+ years of life

oh yeah

I would like to add a better functioning nerve system to the list of modifications please

better memory function, no fucking depressions or panic attacks, better cognitive capabilities

improved focus and sleeping capabilities would be nice

yes, eyes and brain

[muted raven]

the most generous calculations done for brain capacity say something over 2 petabytes. yet your brain still discards most data

other than you know, that one beans meme you saw over a year ago

[placid sail]

counts with his fingers

uh

seems like a lot, but not several centuries lot

[proud ice]

This is exactly why C-Consciousness truly exists. It's the only router to the %INF hard disk that's the noosphere

[placid sail]

though memory discard is indeed useful, if only it wouldn't be so heavily reliant on emotions

that's why you remember fucking beans video instead of other stuff

[clear prism]

Imma be honest, by the time we are actually capable of putting our own minds into a digital copy of some sort, our technology would be radically advanced enough to accommodate everything we could possibly require

But the more fascinating question for me is this. Without the limits of our body, how would our human mind fare? Will it degrade to a point where anything that makes us "human" is gone entirely?

Or will we be unshackled by biological influences and become true "superhumans"?

[placid sail]

oh, you've reminded me of another fishy issue with digital consciousness

say we make a digital copy out of gtanil

what about meaty gtanil? does he just.. die?

[clear prism]

Do not do it, I will be able to slide into way too many DMs

[placid sail]

and is digital gtanil really gtanil?

[clear prism]

Nah man, harvest the organs you need and ditch the body

[placid sail]

isn't he just a copy at this point

so there is no actual living digital gtanil, just an immaculate digital copy

[clear prism]

Well, it is kind of a twisted take on the Ship of Theseus, no?

[placid sail]

yup

[clear prism]

Instead of molden wooden planks bein replaced by new wooden planks, it is flesh and bone entirely removed and replaced by a digital copy

However, the core feature of "me", my mind, would be in this digital copy

[placid sail]

I usually grip my head and lay on the floor while shouting when presented with such dilemmas

[clear prism]

A true human dilemma lol

Such is the fate of being blessed and cursed with logical thinking

It is the key to such prominent existential crises of what it means to be human

To me, that is simply fascinating

[placid sail]

however, logic is not perfect, it is merely a tool of survival and understanding, the same as emotions

cos there's just shit like that which eventually come into a dead end, however much you think about it

at the end of the day, Crystal wins the game

[clear prism]

😂

Crystal needs more sandpaper, clearly

[placid sail]

and wata

[clear prism]

Now he would make a very interesting digital copy

Like one of them AI which auto generate "inspirational quotes"

Except change inspirational to edgy and you are good to go

[placid sail]

my boy inspirobot never misses

I mean come on

how good is that

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[placid sail]

so much implied

[clear prism]

😩

Ayo @abstract path, give us some quotes like this

[placid sail]

words to live by

[clear prism]

😂 😂

[abstract path]

You wouldn't live without your mother existing rn

[clear prism]

💯

[placid sail]

dam

[clear prism]

Deep shit

[placid sail]

makes you think

[abstract path]

Yeah

Yall wantet a quote lol

[clear prism]

Yes

Yes, we did

[abstract path]

You guys knew what was coming

Didn't you?

[clear prism]

Nah

[abstract path]

Damn

[clear prism]

You are as unpredictable as spice

Sometimes hits hard, sometimes not

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta love Crystal that fore some reasons add a "t" to the end of words that end with a "d"

[abstract path]

Many thanks

[clear prism]

Except in this case, you are basically pepper

[clear prism]

German moment 🤣

[abstract path]

Do you mean when i speak or write?

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal, how can I hear speak

Come on

[abstract path]

You heard me in voice more then once so

[clear prism]

If Crystal does not sound like Kermit the Frog, I will be disappointed

[clear prism]

Also why the fuck did #🎪bruh-fart get moved

[swift scarab]

We did?

[abstract path]

What the fuck

Falco get it right

[swift scarab]

Oh yeah, Tarkov is above us now

[swift scarab]

How dare

[placid sail]

brunoposting

[clear prism]

Dude, fucking #921156747631157299 is above us

[abstract path]

Bruhhh

[swift scarab]

Even worse

[clear prism]

Mutiny time.

[placid sail]

gtanil posting

[clear prism]

Yes

[abstract path]

Was that

[gloomy roost]

Wtf

Why are we not #1 in social

[abstract path]

Public shaming go rampant

[clear prism]

This is an outrage

[gloomy roost]

It is indeed sir

[placid sail]

and 4chan posting, there it is

[clear prism]

😔