🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

So, as a result, I may or may not have taken vigilante actions

[placid sail]

ew, discord perverts

[eager quest]

wtf is this shit

[grizzled meadow]

Oh right @clear prism you didn't know about this meme, right?

[clear prism]

There was only one glaring issue, of course

[lusty sonnet]

guten tag

[eager quest]

are u german or french

[heady crow]

What dont you get

[placid sail]

justifiable, I guess

[lusty sonnet]

neither

[eager quest]

i guess im not gay

[heady crow]

It was done by a woman

[grizzled meadow]

I will cry

[clear prism]

I have no idea man, there is much new shit going on here lol

[heady crow]

Im only sharing it here

[eager quest]

and i dont fucking relate

[heady crow]

Ok do i care

Shut yo goofy ass up

[eager quest]

do i care that u dont care?

[clear prism]

I care.

[placid sail]

ha get (not) fucked windshitter brothers

[heady crow]

You shouldnt

[real tinsel]

shut the fuck up skully

[grizzled meadow]

Andrew is back with the nickname jokes, this is the best day of brainfart

[real tinsel]

you're irritating

[clear prism]

Hello irritating

I am @clear prism

[grizzled meadow]

Never fails to make me laugh

[lusty sonnet]

HE'S BACK

[grizzled meadow]

IN BLACK

[eager quest]

kiss my ass

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna eat your ass

[placid sail]

cue the video

there it is

[eager quest]

and im gonna turn around as youre trying to do so

eat my dong instead

[placid sail]

jokes on you he's into that shit

[slate crown]

@clear prism just in case something like this happens again

[clear prism]

I was not sorry, however

So what, you expect me to lie now?

Sure, I shall add it right underneath the gaslighting and flexing on the list

[eager quest]

@clear prism i will probably call sooner or later this month

[clear prism]

Call right now

[lusty sonnet]

call right now

[clear prism]

No excuses

[eager quest]

i just gotta see a single day in which im not fucking busy or wanna commit dead

[placid sail]

lie that you're sorry, stay on discord, continue vigilante operations

profit

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-i-have-seen-unspeakable-things-i-have-seen-things-i-have-seen-thngs-cat-cat-has-seen-things-gif-25793508

[eager quest]

i cant call her rn im not even home

[lusty sonnet]

excuses

[clear prism]

I see. Better call the second you are home, then

[placid sail]

are you hesitant to call your love interest, by chance?

[clear prism]

Otherwise, it is simply making excuses upon excuses

[eager quest]

more complicated

love interest i already did long ago

[placid sail]

for me, it usually gets better when it's done, even if the result is undesirable

the waiting itself may be the very thing that makes you depressed

sitting, thinking, figuring out what will happen

[eager quest]

im depressed from life not this

[lusty sonnet]

excuses

[eager quest]

but it surely does not help not being able to do anything about it

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520382400090472449/1006414475366236180/kfKWPXRDgYQ7F_iD.mp4

[abstract path]

Who

[clear prism]

Look man, Imma be real with you

That sounds like excuses to me

[eager quest]

it is excuses but valid

[placid sail]

well, if you do it, you'll probably still be depressed then, but at least you can say sincerely to yourself "but I did it, and it's something"

[clear prism]

The sooner it is over, the better

And the longer you wait, you are not helping your situation whatsoever

[lusty sonnet]

like a bandaid

[clear prism]

In fact, any chance of fixing it will be gone eventually

[lusty sonnet]

just rip and tear

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520382400090472449/1006255812366311505/Perfectly_Cut_Shots_20220805_1.mp4

[real tinsel]

i agree with rest of brainfarters: excuses

i am suicidal pretty much every day and i still did talk to my ex

[placid sail]

by saying that, you're antagonising him, and that's not helping

[real tinsel]

boo

[lusty sonnet]

my ex is suicidal and talks to me

[real tinsel]

psychology

[lusty sonnet]

no clue if that's good

[clear prism]

Good. Time to become the Antagonist.

[placid sail]

it is indeed quite hard to do, but the moment when it's easier won't come

[real tinsel]

yeah

so do it

cock

[clear prism]

Precisely. Waiting will simply make it worse

[real tinsel]

skully more like pussy

[clear prism]

Because the other person is going to move on eventually

[placid sail]

or, well, it'll come several months or years later, when all of this will be irrelevant

[clear prism]

It is only a matter of time

[real tinsel]

send left video

[slate crown]

shit

which way is left again?

[real tinsel]

my left

[placid sail]

⬆️

that way

[real tinsel]

that's me silly

i'm not left i am khaaytil

[clear prism]

Hello khaaytil

Would you like to purchase some paper clips

[real tinsel]

hello @clear prism

[real tinsel]

what am i gonna use them for

[placid sail]

for paper, silly

[placid sail]

it's in the name

[eager quest]

you failed

[real tinsel]

i only own wall paper

[placid sail]

it's still paper

[real tinsel]

no they rhyme

[clear prism]

Perfect for paper clips

[eager quest]

its a shit rhyme

[clear prism]

Shall I book the order under "Kazhakstan", then?

[real tinsel]

it is a rhyme nonetheless

[placid sail]

uhhh a bit to the left

[real tinsel]

america?

[slate crown]

finally i can stop drinking now that gtanil is back

[placid sail]

oh

while you're at it

[clear prism]

Ah, you want me to ship it to Mongolia? Very well

[slate crown]

it's been a rough week

[placid sail]

send me some pop tarts please

shit's expensive and rare in here

[clear prism]

Who the fuck would want pop tarts

[placid sail]

me

[clear prism]

That shit tastes awful

[placid sail]

me want pop tarts

[eager quest]

mail me a package of red wine

[clear prism]

You straight up have 175g bread

What else could you possibly want

Do not say pop tarts

Do not do it

[placid sail]

that shit's not straight up bussing, cuh

[clear prism]

Did you just insult the Holy Bread?

[eager quest]

i dont eat bread

[lusty sonnet]

how does one not eat bread

[real tinsel]

eat shit skully

[placid sail]

I want to be destroyed by a tidal wave of sugar and trans fat

[clear prism]

Ok, this is it

bz11k is going to Brazil

[placid sail]

to be completely dissolved in unethical advances of american food production

[eager quest]

no

fuck you

[real tinsel]

brazil would probably be better than mordor right now to be honest

[clear prism]

You want some spray can cheese with that, then?

[placid sail]

huh

you know what, I'd try that too

never had it

sounds horrible, but I like horrible junkfood

[clear prism]

Are you a complete fucking cabbage head

[placid sail]

yes

[clear prism]

Cheese in a spray can

[eager quest]

@placid sail are u american

[clear prism]

[placid sail]

you'd be that asshole a century ago

EW CANNED FOOD UNNATURAL

EW ANTIBIOTICS

[clear prism]

Canned food is actually really nice

[placid sail]

the future is now, old man.

[lusty sonnet]

canned ananas

[clear prism]

Very cheap, budget food

[placid sail]

AND IT USED TO BE STRANGE NOVELTY TOO

[clear prism]

I made a worthwhile investment a few years ago, in fact

Well, last year, to be more precise

I may or may not have bought a shit ton of canned food

[placid sail]

quite the opposite

[real tinsel]

canned corn?

[clear prism]

I may or may not have been preparing for an eventual collapse of society

[real tinsel]

did you buy canned corn

[lusty sonnet]

beans?

[real tinsel]

that's like the best canned food

[clear prism]

Yes, I was very disappointed when it never happened

[placid sail]

besides, would I ask for pop tarts and canned cheese if I was american?

[atomic pewter]

[placid sail]

don't worry, it's still a good bet

[real tinsel]

skully is raterded

[clear prism]

@gloomy roost

[real tinsel]

no not that one

that's the cool skully

[clear prism]

Ahh I see

And yes, canned corn was among the selection

Because dat shit good

[real tinsel]

it is good

corn in general is the best food

canned corn is out of this world

[lusty sonnet]

popped corn is mm

[real tinsel]

yes that's the third corn in my corns list

[clear prism]

Corn is the vegetable equivalent of shrimp

[real tinsel]

never had shrimp

they don't sell that stuff here

[clear prism]

Goddamn

Wherever you are, they suck ass

[real tinsel]

oh wait no i did try it once

[lusty sonnet]

fresh shrimp mm

[placid sail]

he's more or less a tribal

he never even had soy sauce

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[real tinsel]

my ex made me try them and after munching them she told me that you can't actually eat the ass part of shrimp or something

[eager quest]

sod off kunt

[real tinsel]

eat shit skully

[placid sail]

mmm shrimp tail, crunchy

[real tinsel]

is it actually edible though

[eager quest]

you eat shit

[real tinsel]

or was she just fucking with me

[placid sail]

it is usually not

[real tinsel]

rude

[placid sail]

unless you're starving

or a dog

[real tinsel]

ah

[eager quest]

you are rude

[real tinsel]

she told me it's not edible after i ate like 5-6 of them with the tail

[clear prism]

Did you keep eating just to prove a point

[eager quest]

plotting to kill you

[real tinsel]

no she said that after the whole thing was finished

[lusty sonnet]

assert dominance

[clear prism]

I would have asked for double and eaten faster

Because ain't no woman telling me what to eat

[gloomy roost]

I saw corn in the chat

Corn is pretty good

Yeah

[real tinsel]

see that's why he's the cool skully

he even likes corn

[clear prism]

🤝

[gloomy roost]

Only problem is if you want fresh corn you don't usually know if they're soft or hard since you gotta rip off all the uh, corn armor.

[placid sail]

ah yes, indeed

very pesky thing

[real tinsel]

of course yes i speak corn

[clear prism]

Look man

Just eat the fucking corn already

@placid sail

[gloomy roost]

Talking about real corn here, not that yellow processed stuff

[real tinsel]

what color is real corn

[placid sail]

I dislike corn

[clear prism]

Obviously red

[placid sail]

popcorn is good though

[clear prism]

You take that back

You take that back right now

[placid sail]

make me old man

[real tinsel]

my opinion of you has been greatly reduced mordorian hobo

[clear prism]

Ok

[placid sail]

if it is wrong, why does it feel so right?

[clear prism]

If you do not take it back, I am sliding into those DMs

You know what happens when I do that

[real tinsel]

5 kgs of dick pics is coming

[placid sail]

careful, you gonna make Falco cum

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[clear prism]

Did I stutter?

[real tinsel]

falco is violently jerking off right now while reading the chat

[clear prism]

Take it back, now

[placid sail]

DO YOUR WORST.

[gloomy roost]

Damn, Kha got me, the naturally grown corn here is bleak whitish. Forgot there's a different type corn all over the world.

[real tinsel]

"mamma miaa i am bout to cumm"

[clear prism]

Very well

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269989625991397377/1003867577719726161/days.mp4

[real tinsel]

she's looking at their browsing history

very uncool candice

[abstract path]

I have been seeing

The number 999 very, very, very often in the last few days

[real tinsel]

faces on the walls

a lot of them

[gloomy roost]

Im about to lose it

[real tinsel]

some of them are familiar and some are new faces

[abstract path]

Why do you interrupt me

[abstract path]

Now look who does unnecessary input now

[gloomy roost]

All American tanks before the Pershings suck total ass

[real tinsel]

they're pretty much everywhere and sometimes i hear people talk

like i'll be sitting in my room and from the other room comes a tv sound, then i go to check the other room and there's nothing

weird stuff

[abstract path]

Why do you do a monologue when noones listening

[gloomy roost]

If it's Chinese it's good luck

If it's not

Then idk

[slate crown]

of course on the day of the second coming of gtanil is also the day i got into a vehicular accident

[real tinsel]

did you live

[slate crown]

no

[real tinsel]

okay lore update

[slate crown]

turned the corner on my motorbike but didn't see the patch of loose gravel on the road since it was pitch dark even with my headlights on

only got a few scratches nothing serious

[real tinsel]

figured so

otherwise you wouldn't be here

[slate crown]

takes more than a tumble to take down DumbolinStirfry

[real tinsel]

what about your bike though

[slate crown]

shits already in pieces to begin with

[real tinsel]

ah, somebody did die

[grizzled meadow]

Another great video

[slate crown]

only the best for our boi gtanil

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

@real tinsel I'm currently being slided in DMs, send help

also do you know how лаваш is called in english

[real tinsel]

ehh lavash?

[placid sail]

you have лаваш in your parts don't you?

[real tinsel]

yeah but we call it lavash

[placid sail]

oh

ok

do you have that one

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/it-became-personal-gif-18421837

[placid sail]

or the paper one

[real tinsel]

we call it təndir çörəyi but no idea in english

[real tinsel]

this we call lavash

[real tinsel]

some also call this lavash but most don't

[placid sail]

the holy paper bread of doner kebab

[real tinsel]

eh i prefer the regular hotdog bread for doner

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

lavash is difficult to manage and my clumsy ass loses half of the food unless i'm eating on a plate

[placid sail]

you make doners in hot dog bread?

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel remind me where you're from, I forgot

[placid sail]

but it's too small for that!

[real tinsel]

azerbaijan

[lime dew]

dwarf fort

[real tinsel]

there are bigger hot dog breads

[clear prism]

Based country

[placid sail]

it's basically baguette at that point

[slate crown]

ah

[lime dew]

very good game

[real tinsel]

this

[clear prism]

Goddayum

Bread truly is the best

[lime dew]

now i shall return to probably not ever speaking again, bye

my work is done

[gloomy roost]

#🎪bruh-fart nice

[placid sail]

so it's like pita doner, but needleslly long and narrow

[real tinsel]

goodbye @lime dew

[clear prism]

Have a good one, @lime dew

You were the hero we needed but did not deserve

[real tinsel]

i will add you to the brainfart lore

[placid sail]

man I would really go for a doner now, but my stomach is still recovering

[real tinsel]

you will be memorized forever

[grizzled meadow]

So long @lime dew

[grizzled meadow]

You were my favorite player1234

[real tinsel]

from what

[placid sail]

I've got food poisoning on Tuesday

[real tinsel]

how many player1234s are there

[real tinsel]

nice

[placid sail]

spent two days on crackers and applesauce and very hungry

[grizzled meadow]

At least 1233 more

[clear prism]

Nice, bz11k almost died

What else did I miss

[real tinsel]

that's a lot of player1234s

[placid sail]

but now I can eat some mild food, and it's so tasty

[clear prism]

Fucking women appeared in brainfart channel?

[real tinsel]

he was about to get the special brainfart lore text

[real tinsel]

what

when

[grizzled meadow]

who

[clear prism]

It was a question

[placid sail]

you were the woman all along, khaaytil

[clear prism]

Goddayum

[placid sail]

now show us your badonkers

[clear prism]

Send proof, right now

[real tinsel]

okay i'll show you my bald

[placid sail]

well well

...

did I get ghosted

[clear prism]

Elaborate

[lusty sonnet]

Mayhaps

[placid sail]

khaaytil didn't deliver

[plucky void]

remember kids

[clear prism]

Ah yes, I almost forgot

[plucky void]

violence is not the answer

violence is the question

and the answer is yes

[placid sail]

HELL YEAH BRUDDA

[placid sail]

shoots from the unnecessary large amount of guns

[clear prism]

Where do you have guns from

[real tinsel]

traditional slav gun is knife

[clear prism]

I thought Mordor forbids such American ideals

[placid sail]

it's just illegal

something being "illegal" in Mordor merely means you'd have to a bit more careful about it

or spend a bit more money than you're supposed to

[clear prism]

Look man

[real tinsel]

in 2020 my country was taking back our lands which were stolen by the armenians in 1992 and they took one of the cities with nothing but knives

[clear prism]

Half of my friends in Mordor have gone silent

[placid sail]

I have a tank in my other room just in case of shit going south

[real tinsel]

i am not sure if it's just rumors or facts but it sounds really fucking slav

[clear prism]

The other half has tried to flee but never succeeded, going silent too

So you guys got some wacky ass Disneyland policies over there

[placid sail]

yup

[real tinsel]

gtanil was banned from discord i get that

but why was he muted in gamma

[placid sail]

some are currently dying in a literal war, some are in jail being tortured and killed, and some are just going the traditional russian way, by getting stabbed while drinking with friends or just dying in some random fight or robbery

[placid sail]

such is the cycle of life here

[clear prism]

No idea, man

[real tinsel]

ah the drunk stabbings

[placid sail]

who is that gtanil you speak of

[real tinsel]

classic

[clear prism]

It was a surprise to be sure but a welcomed one

[real tinsel]

the guy who does dad jokes

[placid sail]

never heard of em

[real tinsel]

strange, he was here a moment ago

[placid sail]

@clear prism you know who's he talking about

?

[clear prism]

Of course @placid sail has to ignore the Ghost of Moskva

Otherwise he is not permitted to buy 175g bread

Look man, Mordor has to bring out a social credit system for the memes

[real tinsel]

whenever i see webm i automatically expect a glitchy video

this wasn't a glitchy video

[placid sail]

Ghost of Moskva is probably some middle aged burnt out medium rank manager who drinks a lot and has absolutely no joy in life whatsoever but a lot of problems and issues to solve, which he drowns in booze instead

[plucky void]

so... the average human

[clear prism]

Damn, that is actually too accurate

[placid sail]

we aren't so different after all

[clear prism]

How about the Menace of Knyaz Suvorov?

Or the Terror of Komsomolets?

[placid sail]

sounds like another shitty attempt of "our answer to hollywood" in the comics department

we have a strange paradox in our modern culture here

western culture is seen here as foreign and scorned by officials, but every fucking thing which comes out is some kind of "answer to america, answer to hollywood", answer to another thing nobody fucking asked them to answer

[clear prism]

The duality of man, eh?

[placid sail]

so we're both heavily influenced by western culture and wave it off at every opportunity

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1007663311380291634/trim.B1797F06-F2A4-4A90-AF7C-FB26DEC616A6.mov

[clear prism]

No wonder you want to eat pop tarts

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-sheev-palpatine-palpatine-star-wars-gif-17390762

[placid sail]

luckily, there a lot of actually unique and cool things appearing, just under the radar

[clear prism]

Name one

[placid sail]

well, ironically, since I've driften away from russian culture and into the western internets long ago, I'm not exactly knowledgeable about it

but there are a lot of different russian music groups that are actually nice and not just straight up a copy of western culture, for instance

[clear prism]

(Going to make you cringe with this one)

Ah yes, Molchat Doma

Of course, the pinnacle of absolutely classic Russian music

Ah yes, Russian Doomer playlists

[placid sail]

is it supposed to be cringe? I wouldn't know

I think they're interesting

[lusty sonnet]

That rasputin song do be lit

[placid sail]

and popular tiktok material

[lusty sonnet]

peak Mordor

[clear prism]

Hence why I have grown to despise it

It is fucking everywhere, man

[lusty sonnet]

Just dont watch tiktok man

[placid sail]

oh, because of that

understandable

[clear prism]

I do not but those videos are still on my regularly visited sites or Discord servers

[placid sail]

funny, I've first installed tiktok after it was separated from the rest of the world

also, most users can't actually post anything safe for few brand accounts

so the experience was strange

[lusty sonnet]

I swear tiktok is a scourge on this planet

[clear prism]

It is

[lusty sonnet]

The amount of shit it harvests from your device is insane as well

[placid sail]

speaking of tiktok

and cringe

we have a band that is apparently very popular among the younger generations and it's... peculiar

https://youtu.be/8DXTsr68X3c

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the funny letters

I can read the funny letters

Eh

[placid sail]

that one is pure 100% internet zoomer shot in the vein

[clear prism]

Music player

[lusty sonnet]

Aheago?

[clear prism]

Axenow

[pastel quartz]

holy shit its 1AM

[placid sail]

crickey mate

[pastel quartz]

i spent the last 4 hours watching peaky blinders for the first time

[placid sail]

dem roos bein keeping you up innit?

[clear prism]

Peaky fookin blinders

[pastel quartz]

im halfway through EP 4

[silk oracle]

bruh

[clear prism]

Rookie numbers, bro

The fuck is Ahegao

[silk oracle]

literally this

[placid sail]

*maybe baby

but yes

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo i can read funny letters

[clear prism]

So is anime girls

[silk oracle]

Russian K-Pop might be the uncanniest genre of music so far

[placid sail]

as you would expect, younger generations are not exactly fond of horribly stagnating and oppressive russian culture

so it's leaning heavily into western culture things

[clear prism]

I wonder why

[placid sail]

that band is actively using that fact

[clear prism]

Wait until motherfucking Rosgvardiya knocks on their own

[real tinsel]

what do you say to sven co-op friday

#brainfart

[clear prism]

"You have done too much Western culture shit, social credit deducted."

[real tinsel]

#brainfart-sven-coop-friday

[placid sail]

half of the Rosgvardiya is younger guys themselves

[clear prism]

They do have that funny name

[silk oracle]

I understand that but bruh, that is a crime to music

[real tinsel]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/225840/Sven_Coop/

Steam

Sven Co-op

Sven Co-op is a co-operative game originally based around Valve Software's Half-Life. In this game players must work together against computer controlled enemies and solve puzzles as a team.

Recommendations

300

▶ Play video

download it

[clear prism]

Good game

[placid sail]

it doesn't matter

we've learned the lessons of capitalism well

it's all about them dosh

[real tinsel]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/thelordbuttplug/

[placid sail]

and that shit is selling like hot pies

[real tinsel]

add me

[clear prism]

Captsilmism

[slate crown]

he can slap me anytime 😩

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow funny name for the new sex vc

[gloomy roost]

Funny

[gloomy roost]

That Andrew didn't know what ahegao was

[clear prism]

Ah yes

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

ay ay ay

[clear prism]

Happy to see that the femboy preferences are still going strong

[lusty sonnet]

How long have we know eachother now?

[placid sail]

Bruno bimbofication project is still stalling though

[clear prism]

🤔

Interesting, interesting

[placid sail]

I feel pain now

[gloomy roost]

Cant stand smoking

[slate crown]

im immune to nicotine anyways

[real tinsel]

why do we need #959832945391202375 if we have this now

[slate crown]

only kush hits right

[gloomy roost]

The stench of it burns my brain

[clear prism]

How the fuck can you be immune to nicotine

[slate crown]

genetics

[gloomy roost]

But I 100% support vaping for not making me go insane when ever the smoke gets in my way

[real tinsel]

i'm also immune to it

[clear prism]

Well yes, as am I but how does it work

[real tinsel]

but i've smoked like twice so i don't know if that counts

[gloomy roost]

Tolerance build up?

[grizzled meadow]

Because people obviously doesn't know about that

[clear prism]

It does since it implies that the nicotine was unable to get you addicted

[slate crown]

Said simply, a small cluster of genes on Chromosome 15 seems to be able to lessen our addiction to nicotine. People lucky enough to inherit certain versions of these genes can smoke up a cloud and never become addicted

[real tinsel]

no one time my friends offered it to me and one time my junkie ex

[clear prism]

Disgusting

Junkies are a big no go, man

[real tinsel]

in neither i liked whole experience

[real tinsel]

yeah i was retarded back then

[clear prism]

Good thing you are khaaytil now

[gloomy roost]

You say that Tanil but some people gets peerpressured into drugs

[real tinsel]

no i am chromosome hoarder

[clear prism]

Deep in our hearts, you will always be khaaytil

[real tinsel]

very touching words

[clear prism]

Anyone who gets pressured into drugs is dumb

Just say no and fuck off

Do not let anyone tell you shit, simple as that

[real tinsel]

yeah despite having a junkie gf i never tried drugs myself

[clear prism]

🤝

[gloomy roost]

And gets ostracized and bullied therafter

[clear prism]

So? Call them drug addicts

Call them junkies, money wasters, rejects of society

[gloomy roost]

Simply a lack of courage

[real tinsel]

do this to them

[placid sail]

just be strong lol

[clear prism]

🤝 🤝 🤝

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bRh3x.gif

[placid sail]

just be fully content with your life to not fall into the trap of drugs lol

[clear prism]

Yes

[slate crown]

no comment

[clear prism]

Now, time to check server lore, I was unable to for a good time now

[real tinsel]

nah man the secret isn't that. I hate my life and i'm still clean of drugs

[gloomy roost]

Hasn't stopped me from playing league tho

[placid sail]

thank god this centuries old problem is now solved

[gloomy roost]

But I have been on a 2 week+ break from it

Thanks Terraria

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[placid sail]

you are paranoid and afraid of them

that's not always the case with others

[clear prism]

@placid sail You got theoretical degree in psychology?

[real tinsel]

yes so the secret is being a schizo

[lusty sonnet]

Hate is a pretty good motivator for not doing stuff

[gloomy roost]

theoretically yes

[placid sail]

apparently, I don't know who wrote that shit

[real tinsel]

me

[clear prism]

Ah, glad to see my Dumbolin pegging remarks are still there

[placid sail]

dumbolin wrote himself a whole ass autobiography

[clear prism]

I can see lol

Ah yes, my padded cell

The fuck

[placid sail]

with 40 000 lux of scorching light

[clear prism]

Who is Juno

[real tinsel]

somebody who appeared for 2 days and then disappeared forever

[placid sail]

pretty sure it's another Crystal's account

[clear prism]

Ah wait, I recognize

#╓☢stalker-chat

[gloomy roost]

Also #╟❓general-offtopic

[clear prism]

They be in there, talking shit about 9x18 Makarov

[real tinsel]

people use other gamma channels except for #brainfart?

[clear prism]

Lol the fuck

[placid sail]

apparently, I don't know who wrote that shit

[clear prism]

Did you bully them off of #brainfart

[real tinsel]

no

[grizzled meadow]

Me of course

[clear prism]

Time to investigate

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know where but probably me

[real tinsel]

it was me dingus

[placid sail]

yeah I've just clicked it and was surprised too

[real tinsel]

credit stealing cunt

go eat pizza stinky

[gloomy roost]

Imagine talking about the game after running it successfully after pestering numerous admins about your problems

[grizzled meadow]

Ah the lore, you then

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the whole server

[gloomy roost]

Y e s.

[grizzled meadow]

I had to create a VC just for support

[gloomy roost]

Now make one for tarkov

[clear prism]

You fuckers absolutely did 😂

[grizzled meadow]

Because fucking Lobby was occupied by goblins

[clear prism]

🤣

👌

[placid sail]

uh hey @grizzled meadow could you add a tank to rookie village already? literally unplayable? hello??

[grizzled meadow]

Juno is literally Crystal

Can't change my mind

[lusty sonnet]

Every unknown person that talks in brainfart is Crystal

[clear prism]

Yes, we require 100 tanks in Rookie village, right now

[gloomy roost]

Bloodsucker npc? Hello? I need to sell my blood for rubles.

[real tinsel]

@swift scarab

[clear prism]

@swift scarab

Get the fuck over here, now

[placid sail]

guys no

[grizzled meadow]

Also khaaytil

[slate crown]

i need my big tiddy bloodsucker mommy gf

[placid sail]

he sells his plasma, not blood

get your facts straight

[grizzled meadow]

@swift scarab is literally @slate crown alt account

[slate crown]

lies

[real tinsel]

every legit brainfarter would know i'm too lazy to make alt accs

[grizzled meadow]

Can't change my mind

[real tinsel]

who are you and why are you in @grizzled meadow's account

[slate crown]

slander

[grizzled meadow]

I'm you

[clear prism]

Motherfucker, the mistrust is crazy

[real tinsel]

i'm you

[grizzled meadow]

Sad but true

[slate crown]

he's mi

[placid sail]

says the owner of literal hundreds of alt accounts on gamma

[slate crown]

and im yu

[plucky void]

ok vaas

[placid sail]

hehe rush hour

[clear prism]

Good film

[real tinsel]

why am i michael mando

[plucky void]

cuz shitty villain

:>

[clear prism]

If you think about it hard enough, it makes sense

[placid sail]

don't you ever think hard enough

it makes head go ow

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/A8MO7fkZc5o

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart having an identity crisis again

[clear prism]

Look bro

[grizzled meadow]

Can't change my mind

[clear prism]

About what

Tell us immediately so we can change your mind

[real tinsel]

falco just barging in telling people to change his mind

giving no context

[slate crown]

he said that im @swift scarab alt account

[placid sail]

he said he's a furry

[clear prism]

@real tinsel is indeed @swift scarab's alt account

While @slate crown is the alt account of @plucky void

@placid sail can prove this

[real tinsel]

then whose alt is @plucky void

[placid sail]

I cannot

[clear prism]

Obviously @gloomy roost

[fading shuttle]

crystal lite, we already discussed this

[slate crown]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[clear prism]

@slate crown is indeed @fading shuttle long lost alt account

[real tinsel]

i'm losing it i'm losing it i'm losing it i'm losing it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[clear prism]

And then there is @pastel quartz who is @abstract path's alt account

Why do people have this many alt accounts

[mighty ridge]

Fuck Sayori

[real tinsel]

@abstract path is my alt account

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow is my alt

[real tinsel]

@lusty sonnet is my alt

[clear prism]

@abstract path is also the alt account of @slim osprey

[lusty sonnet]

I come clean

[placid sail]

this should be played in the bg at all times while being in brainfart

[clear prism]

Nah nah, @heady crow is @grizzled meadow's alt account

No wait hold up

[real tinsel]

hmm yeah makes sense

@placid sail is my alt

[placid sail]

you wish

[gloomy roost]

Is my main account even active

[fading shuttle]

moth mommy

[clear prism]

@lusty sonnet and @pastel quartz because god names

Damn

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

Can ya stop taggin me?

[clear prism]

😂

[heady crow]

More like a men preference

[heady crow]

Not a month sadly

[grizzled meadow]

Probably

[slate crown]

this is your brain on brainfart

[lusty sonnet]

Still have time then

[clear prism]

The lore thickens, my guys

[grizzled meadow]

'cazzato?

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[heady crow]

Meetup at belgium then

[grizzled meadow]

I love how gtanil still is still tagging Juno

[clear prism]

Imma do it again

@pastel quartz

[slim osprey]

Man doesn't care

[lusty sonnet]

Tomorrow

[heady crow]

[grizzled meadow]

The most based

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472158834354290688/1007664364247064666/20220801_223206.gif

[heady crow]

Gonna book a flight

[lusty sonnet]

Meetup in uhhhh... Bruges

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

🤝

[clear prism]

Belgium moment

[slate crown]

EU moment

[clear prism]

Damn, reminds me of a story, in fact

[lusty sonnet]

Shitting on belgium moment?

[clear prism]

Always

[grizzled meadow]

I've missed Andrew's stories

[slim osprey]

Every time I come here my internet shits itself

[clear prism]

@slim osprey get better Internet

[lusty sonnet]

Good

[slim osprey]

Give me better internet

[clear prism]

No, get it yourself

The fuck am I, the Internet man

[slim osprey]

No, give it to me

[slim osprey]

Yes

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow i demand pin

[clear prism]

Motherfucker

What have you done to me @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

I have done unspeakable things

[clear prism]

I ain't giving you no free Internet

[lusty sonnet]

What about storytime?

[slim osprey]

Since you are internet man, you are now a furry

Show us your fursona

[clear prism]

Nah nah, hold up

[gloomy roost]

Still waiting for Andrew to tell us the story

[clear prism]

Ah yes, story

[lusty sonnet]

Same

[gloomy roost]

Thanks

[slim osprey]

Show us your fursona

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848538050233237594/1007479921418973254/video_2022-08-03_20-41-17.mp4

[clear prism]

Now, it is time to tell funny Belgium story

[lusty sonnet]

O boy

[clear prism]

You see, my friends and I had a brilliant idea. Go to Köln, city in Germany and get shitfaced drunk

[lusty sonnet]

Uhu

[clear prism]

So this is precisely what we did. Pioneered the way towards a rather popular bar establishment and proceeded to become drunk beyond reasoning

There was one problem, however

[lusty sonnet]

Keep going André

[clear prism]

Once I get too drunk, I sort of blank out and fall unconscious for a few minutes before waking up once more

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel I'm inside, open your eyes, I'm you

Sad but true

[formal sinew]

!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!

A local alcoholic yadulin addict has been spotted running around the zone with three pistols yelling "YOU SON OF A @%&*- IM IN" at random passers by

More news at twelve

[clear prism]

During this state, I promptly proceeded to leave the bar and disappear for an entire day with my friends mostly left in the dark on what the hell happened

[real tinsel]

inside what

[slate crown]

ur mum

[real tinsel]

ah another fellow pistol loadouter

[slate crown]

im sorry

[clear prism]

From there on out, no one knew where I was and what I was doing. Not even I remember because I was way too fucking drunk lol

[slate crown]

that was uncalled for

[grizzled meadow]

Now I need to know the original song

[lusty sonnet]

Still waiting for the belgium part

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[grizzled meadow]

I searched this fucking videos for ages

@slate crown please tell me you know the song

[clear prism]

So, we continue from where I finally become sober and regain consciousness or, at the very least, became sober enough to properly think once more

I woke up in a ditch, near a highway with my shirt missing, phone gone and a knife stuck in my pocket

(Still got that knife, I have no idea where I got it from)

[lusty sonnet]

Lmao

[clear prism]

Turns out I was in fucking Belgium, in some fucking City

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/qPJvGMYxDPs

[clear prism]

Now, Köln is about 10 hours away from where that city in Belgium was

I, during my drunk haze, somehow made my way to fucking Belgium

[grizzled meadow]

Of course it was MowtenDoo

[lusty sonnet]

Man's a legend

[clear prism]

I have no idea what I did. I might have stabbed someone but I straight up can not remember

[slate crown]

the video itself is the song i guess

[clear prism]

And the funniest thing was, I was gone for a whole day and 13 hours

What did I do during that time? I do not know

[lusty sonnet]

German beer

Basically an acid trip

[clear prism]

Nah dude, I gulped down two bottles of vodka and untold amounts of beer

I am surprised I did not die of alcohol poisoning

[slate crown]

glad i wasn't the only one having an existential crisis hangover

[lusty sonnet]

What city were you in tho?

[clear prism]

I got it written down here somewhere, one second

[grizzled meadow]

Puzzle Bobble or Bubble Bobble

[slate crown]

Bubble Bobble

such a classic

[grizzled meadow]

Great video btw, thanks again, I'll download it and treasure it

[clear prism]

It is called "Namur"

[grizzled meadow]

Literally ages, fuck

[clear prism]

Very nice place actually

[grizzled meadow]

This is Andrew blessing us

[lusty sonnet]

Southerns part of belgium

[clear prism]

🙏

[lusty sonnet]

Fr*nch part

[clear prism]

Ah yes, they were talking French there, I do remember that

But most of them knew English too so I could ask where I was and how to get back home

Very friendly people, was surprised

[slate crown]

JINX LORE

BOTTOM TEXT

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah southern part is usually very friendly

Northern part not so friendly

[clear prism]

😂

[lusty sonnet]

Basically Falco level of shyness

[grizzled meadow]

Did you find your phone?

[clear prism]

Nah man, it is still lost to this day

[real tinsel]

jinx retarded

upper text

[clear prism]

Not that it matters, I had like a fucking 24 digit code on that bitch

[real tinsel]

she's literally me fr

[clear prism]

No one cracking into that son of a bitch 🤣

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo i once found a 24 digit lock on a shitty phone i found

[clear prism]

The fuck

Was it a Samsung model

[lusty sonnet]

Nah jkjk

[clear prism]

Ah

You motherfucker

[lusty sonnet]

I do have a spare Samsung here

So maybe...

[clear prism]

Nah man, if it is not locked with a 24 digit code, it is not mine

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah

[slate crown]

bruh

[lusty sonnet]

Gone forever

[clear prism]

It is what it is, man

But yes, I swore never to drink that much again that day

And, as you can see, I have been sober for 3 years and 5 months ever since

[lusty sonnet]

0 alcohol?

[clear prism]

Not a single drop

[lusty sonnet]

My man

Same, no alcohol for me

[clear prism]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

Life's cheaper like that too

[clear prism]

You get more money for good food, man

That shit rocks

[gloomy roost]

Thank you for the story Tanil, it was very eye opening.

[lusty sonnet]

Totally

[gloomy roost]

And funny.

[lusty sonnet]

Went away with a few friends, 60 bucks in food and 40 in alcohol

[gloomy roost]

Maybe your drunk self had a mission in Belgium.

[lusty sonnet]

Did not have to pay along for the alcohol

[clear prism]

Look bro

I have no idea why I had that knife with me

I am still expecting some investigators from Belgium to call me some day

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Who knows what the fuck happened, I might legit have murdered a guy

Hence why I swore to never drink again, that is fucked up shit

[gloomy roost]

I mean there wasn't blood on it right?

[lusty sonnet]

Right?

[clear prism]

No but it was stinking of bleach

So it was cleaned

[lusty sonnet]

Oh

[pastel quartz]

it is now 2AM

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

Drunk andrew is smart

[clear prism]

Look bro

[gloomy roost]

Convict of Belgium arc when

[clear prism]

11th of December, 2022

[gloomy roost]

Nvm, Kha is the MC

[lusty sonnet]

I'll get in touch with my contacts in belgium

[clear prism]

Return of Belgium's Menace

[placid sail]

that's how usually they get you, damn belgian

[clear prism]

🤣

[lusty sonnet]

Andrew is a belgian in disguise

[clear prism]

Fuck no, bro

[lusty sonnet]

Come speak fr*nch

Or dutch

[clear prism]

I am too brown for that

[lusty sonnet]

You haven't seen brussels have you?

Any colour fits right in there

[clear prism]

😂

[gloomy roost]

Yer tanned?

[clear prism]

Nah, I am of the Middle Eastern descent, my guy

[gloomy roost]

TIL

[clear prism]

What

[lusty sonnet]

Andre the middle eastern belgian/german dude

[grizzled meadow]

TIL that Andrew is brown

Noted

[clear prism]

👌

[grizzled meadow]

So I can literally say that he's my n-

[clear prism]

😂

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-denzel-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532550

My man, my man

Of course it's my man

[placid sail]

didn't he tell before that he's basically a roach in germany

[placid sail]

FALCO NO

[clear prism]

I did, yes

[placid sail]

god we really are corrupting him

[lusty sonnet]

Inb4 tomorrow there's a new mod position open

[grizzled meadow]

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

[silk oracle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6vVS6v58II

[clear prism]

Nah man, Falco is a staple of this Server

If he goes, I am going too

[lusty sonnet]

Falco is the server

[clear prism]

Yes

[placid sail]

I would stay just to get downloads of the actual game lol

[abstract path]

Wdym

[placid sail]

but yeah, spending time in brainfart wouldn't be the same

[abstract path]

I could guess so

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

[abstract path]

When was the last time juno was here?

[grizzled meadow]

30 minutes ago I think

[clear prism]

Who?

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal Lite

[abstract path]

Gee

[clear prism]

Ah

We did bully him away

Hm

[lusty sonnet]

Budget Crystal

[clear prism]

Wait, if that were Crystal, he would not be bullied away because he comes back all the time

🤔

[grizzled meadow]

It's "she" today

[grizzled meadow]

Get your pronouns right

[clear prism]

I am not the one who cares right now, though

[slate crown]

"today"

[grizzled meadow]

She knows I joke about this, it's alright...

It's a recurring meme

[lusty sonnet]

Also a recurring theme

[clear prism]

The female population of brainfart keeps changing from 0 to -1 every time

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno pumps that up to 0,5

[abstract path]

Indeed

It's quite funny actually

[clear prism]

Look @abstract path

You need to stop with the alt accounts

[slate crown]

i found footage of blacked out gtanil on his party night

[clear prism]

The inflation of accounts in this server is crazy

[placid sail]

if khaaytil was a boss in a video game

[clear prism]

Before you know it, you get fucking mobbed by 5 Crystals

[abstract path]

Ain't I khaatils alt account?

[clear prism]

Ah yes, khaaytils alt account has another alt account

[abstract path]

Indeed

[clear prism]

Is this one of those fucking Russian dolls that got more dolls inside them

[slate crown]

goofy ahh boss music 💀

[slim osprey]

Didn't you say Crystal was my alt account too?

[clear prism]

Dude, there is no way of knowing

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

[clear prism]

He got so many fucking alt accounts

[abstract path]

Guess they are sharing

[slim osprey]

Hmmmmm

[abstract path]

[slim osprey]

We are multiple beings

[slate crown]

just like khaatil said

[abstract path]

Multi-beings

Lol

[clear prism]

@slim osprey is an obvious alt

[lusty sonnet]

A hive mind

[slate crown]

we are a hivemind

[clear prism]

They both start with Cr and end with L

Big L

[abstract path]

Yeah that's at the end of our names

An L

Lol

[clear prism]

😂 👌

This is why #brainfart will never have newcomers

The alt account mystery is gatekeeping like a pro 👍

[slate crown]

fuck the normies

we are #brainfart

[clear prism]

Anyone gets bullied into leaving immediately

Or assimilated as an alt account

[placid sail]

everyone is khaaytil's alt account, but you can also be an alt of somebody else above that

[abstract path]

Huh

Makes sense

[plucky void]

🤨

[clear prism]

#brainfart is simply khaaytil talking with himself every day

[placid sail]

it's like schyzo mind of kha going into complete inception mode, where his subpersonalities evolved their own subpersonalities

[clear prism]

But none of them are women 🤣

😂

[gloomy roost]

Hello my main account

[plucky void]

no bitches?

[clear prism]

Yes, #brainfart has no bitches

[placid sail]

if khaaytil got no bitches, none of his personalities did too

[clear prism]

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science

[lusty sonnet]

Monty pythoooon

[placid sail]

I am the least retarded part of khaaytil

[clear prism]

Hello the least retarded part of khaaytil

[placid sail]

I am his only working chromosome

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

Hello his only working chromosome

I am @clear prism

[placid sail]

and you are his pancreas, apparently

[gloomy roost]

Can I be Kha's memories of hair part?