#🎪bruh-fart

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grizzled meadow
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For some reasons I didn't get any ping

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Even the thing by Aldourien, nothing

heady crow
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did you just automatically go to this channel

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so it instantly browses down and clears all pings or?

sudden elm
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have the rapes started in tarkov yet

grizzled meadow
heady crow
placid sail
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ну ты сосиска вредная

grizzled meadow
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Here, double meme

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I love it

heady crow
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inception

grizzled meadow
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The layer of funny is incredibile

grizzled meadow
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This fucking video is funny again

heady crow
heady crow
heady crow
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@stone blade

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Ahut

heady crow
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yes

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also happy belated birthday

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Still handsome as ever lol

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grizzled meadow
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You gotta admit he be buff tho

vivid edge
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pc could have spent 10years in a machine shop or some place with lots of machinery dust

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True

grizzled meadow
eager quest
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@heady crow 🤝 💪 👍 today ggs

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idk if u got much progress done but i had a ton of fun and also did some quests

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tomppa is chad

quartz saffron
heady crow
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Was fun playing with you again

eager quest
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yessir

heady crow
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Maybe i need to get a new mic so the clips wouldnt be so scuffed tho kek

eager quest
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comedic effect

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dont worry

heady crow
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Yeye exactly

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Sounds funnier when i die laughing at something stupid

radiant grove
unkempt oasis
heady crow
placid sail
grizzled meadow
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@stone blade

heady crow
real tinsel
narrow lotus
real tinsel
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and bandits are closeted gays who act like homophobes around people while sucking on each others cocks in private

ripe ibex
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First day in America and the mans went to California

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Shame, could have gone somewhere nice

real tinsel
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I'm a straight man. I'm your classic big buff, very masculine macho man, but boy, I really wanna have sex with a twink just to see what it's like. Hell, I might like it. You know, gay sex was common in like Greek and roman times and looked somewhat favorably upon. Alexander the great and Caesar probably fucked dudes in the ass. It was viewed as a very masculine thing back then. To be the one fucking a man, not the other way around. I kinda view it the same way. Like literally fucking another man, that's masculinity in itself, name something more masculine

edit: y'all don't understand it's different when the man you're fucking tries really hard to be feminine. And I'd never take it

edit 2: I worry the women I do fuck, and again, I'm 90% attracted to women, would think I'm less of a man. They might even think it's okay to fuck other guys. Can I just keep this to myself or is that not healthy? I mean I'm not interested in 3 ways with men at all, so it doesn't even concern any woman in my life

gloomy roost
real tinsel
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During my vacation at the beach today, I saw a girl with really nice curls at the boardwalk. Normally I don’t compliment strangers, but her hair was amazing. I looked at her and said “that’s some nice ass hair.” I followed it up with a friendly smile.

She began to cry, full-on sobbing and I didn’t understand what was going on. Then, she turned around and I saw a massive, dark bush peeking out of the ass area of her jeans. At this point I realized what I said had been misinterpreted, and that I’d fucked up.

Before I could clarify what I meant, her boyfriend who was built like an ox slammed me down and started beating the shit out of me. I felt really bad about the situation, but I started laughing uncontrollably at the pun “nice ass hair.” I couldn’t help myself. The ox yelled “you think this is fuckin funny?!” and continued to beat me.

The girlfriend frantically said “NICE ASS HAIR, HUH?!” with tears running down her cheeks. She proceeded to violently remove her jeans and there were no panties underneath. Her ass was unbelievably hairy, nearly like that of a primate. I’d never seen anything like it. She pushed the ox off of me, ripped my pants off and aggressively put my dick into her nasty, hairy ass. My dick was erect strictly because of the friction, but I felt nauseous. She started riding me reverse cowgirl position while punching the shit out of my legs and cursing at me. I tried to look away from her ass, but the ox grabbed my head and forced it in place yelling “look! look at it asshole!” I cried like a baby and begged her to get off of me. Everyone nearby was reprimanding me saying “shame on you, you don’t speak to a woman like that.” After she made her point and got up, the ox kicked my head unconscious and the next thing I could remember was waking up in a hospital bed.

plucky void
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hey it's 4chan greentext

real tinsel
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nah it's reddit

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i'm not at 4chan level of being down yet

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we all know that luigi is the sexiest motherfucker roaming our universe, but my love for him goes deeper than that. his beautiful blue eyes and his well brushed mustache instantly make me cum everytime I look at them. the shape of his body is beautiful beyond human comprehension, no human could ever remotely compare to the perfectness that is luigi. and as mathew patrick from the popular youtube channel game theory has explained in one of his videos, luigi also packs quite a spicy noodle. there is nothing more godly for me than being dominated by luigis massive mushroom cock while I stare at his beautiful body the whole time. I want to have an intimate and romantic relationship with luigi but I've learned that this can never become reality. therefore I've decided that I will tonight cover myself in all my copies of super luigi u and will commit suicide happily knowing that luigi awaits me in the afterlife.

real tinsel
plucky void
wide bough
plucky void
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holy shit it does look like a skull

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this is so metal

burnt roost
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Breaking Brad (-iation)

wide bough
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Alsomy sides and my stomach hurts FUUUUCK

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Bro the sound

arctic kraken
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That shotgun sounds weird

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It sounds like it's ripping through the Audio LMFAO

abstract path
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Lmao

arctic kraken
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Like the Audio is so dog shit

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That it's good

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Makes my ears bleed but it's realistic to what a saiga would sound like

abstract path
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True

eager quest
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u can even hear the footsteps being weird

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or at least i think its the recording audio

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mine doesnt sound like that

arctic kraken
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I just think the shotgun sounds too rough

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There's not much detail in the sound, just a bunch of loud ear piercing noises

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I woke up to fuckin

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Yes

stone blade
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I woke up
day ruined

abstract path
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Yes

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Exactly

slate crown
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if it's yellow, i eats

upbeat bobcat
gloomy roost
night sail
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it is what it is

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bruno posting this video for the nth time

placid sail
eager quest
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suck my fucking ass you little stuttering fucking parrot

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respect to whoever knows that

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hold on lemme find the vid

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goddamn*

slate crown
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amazin

eager quest
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are you guys going trick or treating

placid sail
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sad and troubling news for mayo

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ARAM connoisseurs are forcefully made to play in summoner's rift now

gloomy roost
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Yes

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Finally

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HAH

stone blade
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here we are
at the gates of the mountain music

heady crow
eager quest
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that is aram not summoner's rift

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nice game

fading shuttle
heady crow
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Dude ikr materials only change state by temperature and no way in hell the room just gets to 100c and boils the water when im not looking

fading shuttle
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what else is big science trynna hide me wonders

fading shuttle
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bitches wish they had an ass that juicy

heady crow
urban ocean
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men are better than women at everything, even at being women

pale axle
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the annual freedom gangbang in red forest

heady crow
pale axle
fading shuttle
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takes a real man to become best girl

heady crow
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@grizzled meadow

fading shuttle
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the future of ukraine, hell yeah

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gachimuchi country

urban ocean
heady crow
slate crown
heady crow
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Me

slate crown
upbeat bobcat
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I play for couple weeks, then take a break around 6 months or so.

slate crown
abstract path
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Brothers

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How do i stretch

eager quest
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🤡

slate crown
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flex your whole body

eager quest
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idk stretch

abstract path
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You mean stripping?

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Lmao-

eager quest
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look up definition of it and do as it says

placid sail
slate crown
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if you want to

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Neh-

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No

slate crown
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naked yoga hits different

eager quest
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but i only stretch my back

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and crack it

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upbeat bobcat
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Go into the mirror

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Be one

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Ah ok

grizzled meadow
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My monitor is ASUS so it's perfect for me

grizzled meadow
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Just for five minutes, you already know it

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We make the meme, we take some pics, then it's out

heady crow
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And not a word to other mods jermasus

slate crown
grizzled meadow
slate crown
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jackpot

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Guys

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Is it ok if i keep simping on bruno

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Lmao

placid sail
gloomy roost
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Jeeeeeeeeez

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Im sorting out my YT subs, real mad at past me for subbing channels that I just watched 1 vid of

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Wtf me

gloomy roost
slate crown
stone blade
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yeah

grizzled meadow
abstract path
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Ok well i guess i am not alone

pastel quartz
slate crown
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if you like jixaw, this is a great watch

placid sail
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it really has something for everyone

placid sail
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yeah man if that's not a bannable/mutable offence, then I don't know how the rules work anymore

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I wonder where is it from

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made surprisingly good for a shitpost, looks like a part of some western satire show

heady vapor
pastel quartz
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Banger

placid sail
placid sail
pastel quartz
novel spade
zenith grove
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p! mute @pastel quartz 1d discord ToS and #📄rules

foggy mantleBOT
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check @pastel quartz has been muted for 1 day.

placid sail
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ha, called it

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the vid was good tho

zenith grove
placid sail
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and yes, i am also wondering why, how and every other existing question. that video was no shitpost ....

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or at least too high quality for the regular ones we see everyday

fading shuttle
placid sail
gloomy roost
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Weeeeeeeee

placid sail
gloomy roost
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Got to drop the nuke in war thunder

zenith grove
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that explains

slate crown
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christ what did i miss wtf

heady crow
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You missed me getting my order

slate crown
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why not just read them online?

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then again, that art cover is sick

heady crow
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I prefer physical media

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And can resell/gift them later on

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Ofc if its a longass series im not gonna spend hundreds of euros on buying it whole

slate crown
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one piece enjoyers punching the air rn kekw

heady crow
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Bro even the ones watching it are crazy to me

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I wonder up to which point has it been printed tho

slate crown
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no clue but I think it can at least fill an entire library alone at this point

heady crow
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Stg you can get a car for that money

heady crow
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Could check if my citys main library has anything interesting to read tho

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Thanks for that msg kek

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Hard to find some rarer finnish translations of history books since most were done and printed in the mid 1900s and before

slate crown
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there's a ton of places that sells secondhand books at my city, some hidden gems if you look hard enough

heady crow
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Ye i often frequent antique book shops and flea markets here

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Fucking wild that i can get books for like 3e

eager quest
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watched until like 930

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i should continue

heady crow
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My brother on the grind monkaS

eager quest
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i did it a long time ago lol

slate crown
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3 euros = 70,000 vietnamese dong

eager quest
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i dont even watcha anime anymore

slate crown
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jesus

heady crow
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Fucking hell

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Alright for price reference how much does a white monster cost there

slate crown
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inflation am i right pepelmao

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about 30k

heady crow
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Ahuh its about 2 euros here

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Calculating cost of living by monsters

slate crown
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30,000 is the cheapest i could find

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there's some places that sell them for 50k but generally no one really drinks monster

heady crow
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Mhm

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Then what sources of caffeine are popular there?

slate crown
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coffee

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fresh grounded

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costs less than a buck

heady crow
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Mhm filter drip coffee is by far the most popular one in finland

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Every household has one of those machines so its a good excuse to meetup for coffee if you want to catch up with ppl

slate crown
heady crow
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Stg their social media guy is insane

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Every tiktok is best tarkov media on that platform

slate crown
urban ocean
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oh man steam deck is good (got mine yesterday)

heady crow
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That was posted at the start of last wipe too when they dropped the gaz an spawnrates to negative

heady crow
heady crow
slate crown
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14 million VND kekcry

urban ocean
# heady crow Is it good?

Really good.

Elden Ring (No FSR - Native Res): 30 FPS @ Medium Settings/High Textures
Elden Ring (FSR 540p Upscaled to Native Res): 40-45 FPS @ Medium Settings/High Textures

Monster Hunter Sunbreak (No FSR - Native Res): 40-60 FPS @ Average Preset/High Textures/150% Internal Res
Monster Hunter Sunbreak (FSR 540p Upscaled to Native Res) 60 FPS Locked @ Average Preset/High Textures/150% Internal Res

MGS V Phantom Pain (No FSR - Native Res): 50-60 FPS @ High Preset/High Textures
MGS V Phantom Pain (FSR 540p Upscaled to Native Res) 60 FPS Locked @ High Preset/High Textures

I'm really fucking impressed with how smooth everything is though:

No frame pacing issues
No frame stuttering
No jarring vsync issues

Even 30 FPS looks "smooth", but not like post process filter smooth. I'm using Proton-GE 29 though, not the standard Proton the deck comes with, so I'm not sure how much work that's putting in.

slate crown
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I'd eat that

urban ocean
slate crown
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spam is underrated

heady crow
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^

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Luxurious on hikes but that mfer coupled with some rice or pasta makes great nistipata

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But i only got a small 35liter backpack so cant take them sadly

slate crown
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I'd eat that shit raw dog

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straight out of the can

stone blade
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the guy who makes the memes at bsg is having a little too much fun

lusty sonnet
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Mm rice

heady crow
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You see something you eat it

heady crow
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anything's delicious if you're starving

stone blade
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mmmm

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cement

slate crown
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and I eat with the moxi of an entire roman battalion

heady crow
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Cement?

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Das conkreet baybee

stone blade
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he said anything

heady crow
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Ivan doesent know

stone blade
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i do know

slate crown
stone blade
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the doge

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yes

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I love that one

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makes me laugh so much

heady crow
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He didnt know

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But now he does

slate crown
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bless thee twomads voices for making this meme live rent free in my head

heady crow
stone blade
heady crow
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Ye now you know

stone blade
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but whatever

heady crow
stone blade
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ok wtf bruno

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do you know what happened to the bread factory?
its now toast @heady crow

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

stone blade
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ty

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❤️

slate crown
heady crow
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At first i didnt like having a beard
But then it grew on me

heady crow
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That cat is so unhinged

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Just like me fr

stone blade
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frfrongg

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💯 bussin 😂 👌 no cap mid fam this shit ongg

heady crow
stone blade
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im like old

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i turn 20 soon

heady crow
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Yeah dude

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Youre getting up there

slate crown
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holy shit you're a fossil

heady crow
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Hows your eyesight?

stone blade
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im literally crumbling

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as we speak

heady crow
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No wonder you cant aim in tarkov

stone blade
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I shit dust

heady crow
slate crown
stone blade
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WITNESS HIMMMM

slate crown
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too bad the game isn't as epic as the movie

stone blade
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the movie is 12/10

slate crown
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guitar guy carried the entire movie

stone blade
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he did

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mvp

slate crown
stone blade
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why does nobody credit evilmane for making banger phonk songs

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well he doesnt make the beats i think but the songs themselves are fire

heady crow
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Prolly bcs drift phonks spotlight in the mainstream came and went so phonk in general is more limited to soundclouds depth again

lusty sonnet
heady crow
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But who really knows

heady crow
stone blade
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problem is people apparently only see the existnce of drift phonk

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which ruined it

heady crow
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Its just marinated chicken and not enough rice so kinda mid

lusty sonnet
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Add some curry

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Or a bit of brown sugar

heady crow
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Kinda sad but it is what it is

grizzled meadow
stone blade
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dj smokey :(

heady crow
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Any more ideas when i get tired of chicken and rice and mexican pot?

upbeat bobcat
# grizzled meadow Podel Discord version, fucking amazing

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Modern ovens are pathetic and take forever to heat up in the first place. With an RTX 3090 inside, your oven will implode instantly, giving a nice texture to your roast potatoes for...

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Funniest shit ever

heady crow
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When i read that title i thought it was posted by bosnian ape society

swift scarab
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Nah, their style of video is more subtle about their content

lusty sonnet
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Mhm mhm

swift scarab
heady crow
placid sail
real tinsel
placid sail
real tinsel
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no it's nothing because you can't divide with zero dingus

placid sail
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you can divide by zero, but it's complicated, you chromosome hoarder

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also why are you a dog now

real tinsel
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why am i a what

placid sail
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you have a dog

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on your php

real tinsel
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oh yeah

swift scarab
lusty sonnet
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Chromosome hoarder

swift scarab
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It is plasma donation time

real tinsel
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it is a nice name actually

placid sail
slate crown
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"i'll pay you 3 bucks for that expensive purse"

swift scarab
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fucking kek

novel spade
swift scarab
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America doesn’t get a shit otherwise

placid sail
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"if you donate enough, you'll get to serve us faster, you slave"

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capitalism is something else

swift scarab
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At least the pay is decent

stone blade
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Computers are like the old testament; lots of rules and no mercy

swift scarab
novel spade
swift scarab
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Ah yes, stalker bear memes

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:DDDDD

placid sail
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we've got a thing that if you donate your blood 40 times or your plasma 60 times for free, you get the honored donor of Russia medal

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aaand you get a yearly small sum of payment

swift scarab
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Our equivalent for that is just donating to the Red Cross, and they don’t give you shit either as far as I know

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Best you can get there is if someone important notices you, you might get in the news

placid sail
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and they get a 50% discount on communal pays and free communal transport forever, if it's in Moscow

swift scarab
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Also amusing for me

placid sail
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50% discount is actually fucking fat prize

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too bad I'm too lazy and egoistical to lose my blood for that

swift scarab
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I’m not saying it isn’t, I’m just saying I find it funny that America is that much of an asshole

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But like I said, at least the pay is good for plasma

real tinsel
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i'd donate my blood if one single transfer wouldn't instantly kill me

swift scarab
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Anemic?

real tinsel
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no idea what that is but i'm really skinny

swift scarab
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Is your blood super thin

novel spade
placid sail
real tinsel
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also no idea but i have super small quantities of blood because every time i have to give blood for tests i get extremely weak

swift scarab
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And yet people wonder why I avoid learning my own news and politics

placid sail
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yeah it's bad, not Mordor level bad, but still

swift scarab
real tinsel
real tinsel
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lemme google what that means

swift scarab
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Basically, your blood acts like water

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Super runny, so you bleed easily

real tinsel
placid sail
real tinsel
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am extremely skinny and always feel tired and weak

real tinsel
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like today i've slept for at least 16-17 hours and i still feel tired

novel spade
placid sail
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sleeping more doesn't make you feel more rested, it just means that something wrong

swift scarab
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Fun fact, we had a deal a while back where Americans were crossing the border into Mexico to buy insulin, purely because they sold it for dirt cheap compared to American prices

placid sail
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body usually needs around 6-10 hours of sleep, anything more or less is pretty much a sign that you done goofed somewhere

placid sail
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yeah uh that's not good, boyyo

novel spade
swift scarab
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Eh, I’ve lived so far

placid sail
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sleep affects mental health IMMENSELY

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and vice versa

swift scarab
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Everything these days affects my mental health, a little sleep loss is the least of my problems

stone blade
real tinsel
placid sail
swift scarab
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Here, lemmie turn on the news for all of 5 seconds and see that at least 2 schools have been shot up

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That bothers me more then my sleep schedule

swift scarab
real tinsel
placid sail
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good thing that stupid mass shooting trend didn't stick in Mordor

real tinsel
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i've found a subreddit where people just kill each other or harm each other really badly and 10 minutes of exposure is enough to make me feel like shit

placid sail
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just a one or two incidents, and it dissappeared

swift scarab
placid sail
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well uh

heady crow
swift scarab
placid sail
heady crow
placid sail
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with a knife, or a bottle, or a chair leg

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or brick

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it's really anything

swift scarab
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Buddies? Drinking? Never heard of it

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We sit at home at drink our 40s in silence

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If I feel bored I’ll add gin to my drink

stone blade
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where is khatyl

real tinsel
heady crow
real tinsel
stone blade
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nah

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he aint there

real tinsel
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i am there dingus

heady crow
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Then where is he?

stone blade
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wrong walls buddy

real tinsel
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shit

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okay i'll find your walls in a minute

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all bulgarian walls are same i swear

placid sail
stone blade
real tinsel
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guns are expensive and not many people sell them

swift scarab
real tinsel
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knives in the other hand, you can find in shops literally

heady crow
real tinsel
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there are shops specifically dedicated to knives

swift scarab
heady crow
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There has been like 2 incidents here in the past few years i can remember of stabbings

real tinsel
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man there are a lot of them in here

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a few years ago my neighbor got stabbed

heady crow
swift scarab
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We just have people come to schools with AR-15’s, it’s a recurring theme

real tinsel
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and recently some homophobes cut a gay's or trans's balls off because "he didn't need it anyway"

heady crow
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What the fuck?

swift scarab
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Yes

placid sail
real tinsel
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yeah south is a pretty fucked up place

swift scarab
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Which south

real tinsel
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my south

novel spade
swift scarab
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American or European south

real tinsel
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my south

heady crow
placid sail
heady crow
swift scarab
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If I made that sound like I’m a highly depressed alcoholic, I’m not, I physically can’t become one because then I couldn’t donate plasma

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They’ll defer you indefinitely for the smallest of reasons

placid sail
novel spade
swift scarab
placid sail
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if that's not the case, then it's all good

real tinsel
real tinsel
novel spade
placid sail
mortal violet
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I fucking love boobies

swift scarab
# placid sail you sound pretty aimless and sad, or so was my impression

I’d say if I’m not actively doing something I’ll get depressed at the stereotypes of my current day and age related to how society believes I should be, which is already in a serious relationship with someone else among other things, but otherwise I have a perpetual mood of “how shall life inconvenience me today”

slate crown
real tinsel
heady crow
slate crown
mortal violet
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man

swift scarab
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Yes

heady crow
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Well developed pecs are really nice to look at

slate crown
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im feeling a second bout of depression kickin in

placid sail
heady crow
swift scarab
placid sail
novel spade
swift scarab
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Much better

real tinsel
placid sail
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b...belly?

real tinsel
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belly yes

swift scarab
heady crow
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Bro bz yeah

swift scarab
novel spade
heady crow
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Tummies, midriffs, 6packs, obliques whatever

errant whale
heady crow
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Really nice

errant whale
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🤔

swift scarab
placid sail
placid sail
swift scarab
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Abs to look at and appreciate, chubby to lay on comfortably

heady crow
#

Abs and like around 18% bodyfat

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Best of both

placid sail
#

belly in general

#

huh

real tinsel
#

yes

placid sail
#

||weirdo||

novel spade
heady crow
real tinsel
heady crow
placid sail
real tinsel
#

you can't hide your fetish from me

placid sail
#

you wish it so, there's a difference

real tinsel
#

i wish what

heady crow
swift scarab
heady crow
#

Not me sadly

swift scarab
#

Aww

heady crow
#

Just gotta find one irl then

real tinsel
swift scarab
#

We can still fuck if it makes you feel better

heady crow
real tinsel
#

falco is greek confirmed

heady crow
#

Avg guy going to the gym for like 2 years? Yeah great physique

swift scarab
heady crow
#

If hes juiced and trying to be a mass freak? Ehhhh

heady crow
novel spade
heady crow
#

Its a nice thought at the very least

swift scarab
#

It’s just as smart as me, I assure you

heady crow
#

Simply amazing

#

Have fun getting your blood sucked out

swift scarab
#

I won’t, but oh well

heady crow
#

Do you atleast get free snacks?

swift scarab
#

Yeh

heady crow
#

Then it could be boomin

novel spade
swift scarab
novel spade
pastel quartz
#

buildt different

#

literally

swift scarab
slate crown
real tinsel
#

@placid sail how accurate is this to your real life form

grizzled meadow
#

It's perfect

real tinsel
plucky void
#

visited by his favorite uncle, I presume

abstract path
#

Oh god

plucky void
#

👀

plush zodiac
grizzled meadow
swift scarab
real tinsel
#

sex

grizzled meadow
heady crow
#

me ^

real tinsel
#

sex

placid sail
#

oh wait

#

I mean

#

literally me

real tinsel
#

man i forgot what i was going to say

#

i had something funny but my mind trashed it

grizzled meadow
#

(I don't know how to make it just for me, I mean the 01/01)

placid sail
real tinsel
#

threesome

grizzled meadow
#

@heady crow my mic didn't work for some reason

real tinsel
#

alone time

grizzled meadow
#

I was laughing so hard

real tinsel
stone blade
#

haha die

real tinsel
#

he limited it, cock

grizzled meadow
#

But I need to do it better

real tinsel
#

but i was already there

stone blade
#

COCK peepohappy

real tinsel
#

so we had sex

grizzled meadow
#

The meme

#

@heady crow where the hell are you, you literally smashed a plate and close the call kekw

real tinsel
#

i'm imagining you have a soundboard that just plays the song on loop

placid sail
stone blade
#

brainfart is truly one of the best thing humanity has witnessed

lusty sonnet
#

Falco trying to prove a point by saying he's single forever

heady crow
#

thats what im doing

grizzled meadow
stone blade
#

falco is actually part of the mafia

heady crow
#

and besides you dont care enough about me to even respond on call :(

grizzled meadow
#

My mic didn't work

heady crow
#

yeah its fine

placid sail
heady crow
#

sorry for even existing :(

lusty sonnet
#

I care about you @heady crow

grizzled meadow
#

@heady crow it works now

#

Come in sex

lusty sonnet
#

I'll be your new Italian stud

heady crow
heady crow
#

the channel was fulö

#

drag me

real tinsel
#

sex

lusty sonnet
#

Mfer I'm sitting on the couch, chilling rn

placid sail
#

god almighty work is pounding my ass cheeks so hard rn

real tinsel
#

bz11k is sexing

#

brainfart on fire today

placid sail
#

can someone rich and indifferent to my existence marry me and provide financial support please and thank you

#

sex chat gone

heady crow
#

falco please stalkerpeeposad

real tinsel
placid sail
#

yes

grizzled meadow
#

@heady crow

#

I love you

lusty sonnet
#

I'm financially stable.. kinda

grizzled meadow
#

But you need to talk slower

placid sail
#

miraculous shit happens

grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
grizzled meadow
#

Your fucking name

eager quest
lusty sonnet
#

I love my name

placid sail
#

I can send you memes

#

and uhhh

lusty sonnet
#

No thx

placid sail
#

aw man

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
#

Yosh

#

Sex time

grizzled meadow
#

@heady crow if I find a day when I'm home alone I'll talk some more, I'm a bit shy because my family can hear me kekcry

lusty sonnet
#

Might join later when i'm emotionally recovered from today

heady crow
#

but ye i feel you

#

dont really spend time in vc when im at my dads place since our rooms are right beside eachother

grizzled meadow
#

I'm capable to smash plates like you did

#

The problem is when in the other room there's someone that can hear you

lusty sonnet
#

Assert dominance over the person in the other room

grizzled meadow
lusty sonnet
#

Assert... greater dominance

heady crow
heady crow
#

i was just beating my table tho

#

with plates on it bcs i just ate

fading shuttle
heady crow
#

^

placid sail
stone blade
#

this channel has gone beyond ascension

#

nice

heady crow
stone blade
#

^ literally bruno

slate crown
real tinsel
#

your businessmannery sucks

placid sail
placid sail
#

my meme quality is superior to brainfart

real tinsel
#

yeaa sure of course

placid sail
#

not that my memes are that great, I'm just not gonna post bateman and those twins over and over again

real tinsel
#

are you going to post things from r/boomerhentai

slate crown
placid sail
#

I'm visiting roddit very seldom

real tinsel
#

to look at r/boomerhentai?

placid sail
#

I don't even know what that is

real tinsel
#

yeaaa suure

placid sail
#

for some reason I've thought about boomalopes from rimworld doing nasty stuff, not boomers as a generation

real tinsel
grizzled meadow
#

It's literally what it sound like

#

Without actual hentai

placid sail
placid sail
#

this is beyond bad

#

the rest is even worse, but this one isn't at least straight up bannable

real tinsel
#

shaggy is totally ready to get shagged

placid sail
#

absolutely fucking haram

real tinsel
real tinsel
# placid sail this is beyond bad

imagine that some of these boomers aren't actually capable of drawing this stuff so they pay an artist to draw this stuff for them

#

some guy is sitting on his desk drawing weird cartoons for boomers

placid sail
#

pretty sure it's decrepit boomer artists

#

or so I hope

#

otherwise some younger folks are fated to do things worse than furry porn

real tinsel
#

i don't know man furry porn seems kinda weirder

real tinsel
real tinsel
#

man why does youtube instantly recommend me clips of new episodes of shows i watch

#

and it's usually the most fucking interesting part

stone blade
real tinsel
#

i know that but come on why would they spoil it to me

#

youtube is asshole

lusty sonnet
#

all media apps tbh

real tinsel
#

if i was listening to people i wouldn't recommend them key parts of their show's new episodes before they've watched it

plucky void
abstract path
#

Guys

#

Guys

#

Guys

#

Guys

#

I'm gay

abstract path
#

Ivan

#

You are gay

stone blade
#

uhm

#

NO

#

wtf caps

#

no

#

im not

#

sorry

#

pick someone else crystal

#

also die

lusty sonnet
#

Kris actually changes moods every day

abstract path
#

Alyo

#

:v it's almost like i have DID but different

real tinsel
#

did what different

lusty sonnet
#

man's literally hardcore Tarkov, a full wipe every day

abstract path
#

Ah

stone blade
#

ah

abstract path
#

Yes

abstract path
#

Anyway flaco

#

Fflaco

#

Falco

#

Hru

abstract path
#

Breh

real tinsel
eager quest
#

@grizzled meadow why did u make the channel public

#

it isnt supposed to be

stone blade
#

the year is 1995
im still not born
life is good

real tinsel
#

man i had been wondering why crystal reminds me of someone every time he talks

#

my irl friend also talks like crystal

#

i just didn't notice until now because she talks in azerbaijani and crystal talks in english

#

literally crystal

stone blade
formal sinew
#

when fs.ccp corrupts again, forcing you to re-install gamma for the second time this week

heady crow
grizzled meadow
#

You asked me to do that

eager quest
#

no

#

i asked to give special perms

#

💀

#

not make it public

grizzled meadow
#

What special perms do you want? kekw

heady crow
#

he wants to feel like a special boy

grizzled meadow
#

I thought I had to make the channel public because Tomppa

narrow lotus
heady crow
narrow lotus
#

there i added everyone

heady crow
#

alriight thanks wedy

#

ur cute

grizzled meadow
#

Basically how it was before

eager quest
grizzled meadow
#

I just made the channel public

#

Iedy made the channel private again

scenic sable
#

Falco pls

heady crow
narrow lotus
#

i mean technically people should read Tarkov and realise its not theregular stalker one , but u know how its with people and reading

grizzled meadow
narrow lotus
grizzled meadow
#

Just for the aficionados then

narrow lotus
#

yeah kinda

#

so they keep there if they wanna play

scenic sable
narrow lotus
grizzled meadow
#

I still don't know what "special perms" Ghosty wanted

narrow lotus
#

or if we had roles, u could add that role , so everyone with that role can join the specific vc

grizzled meadow
#

That's good thinking

#

Give him special perms at this point

plucky void
placid sail
#

that cremation is fucking lit 🔥 🔥

real tinsel
#

the youth is retarded

heady crow
real tinsel
heady crow
#

yeah nice casual racism ivan

real tinsel
#

yeah fuck you ivan go eat tarkov stinky

stone blade
#

❤️

real tinsel
#

@grizzled meadow ban ivan for being racist #📄rules 2

#

sorry ivan it has to be done

stone blade
#

it was a joke

placid sail
stone blade
#

i legit did not understand what language it is

real tinsel
#

don't care good bye

stone blade
#

looked like 5 different languages

real tinsel
#

you're being banned

heady crow
real tinsel
#

your ass is going to ban jail

stone blade
#

looked like italian / polish and other shit

real tinsel
#

okay wow

#

now you're being even more racist

stone blade
#

yeah ok

#

whatever you say

real tinsel
#

@grizzled meadow ban this ivan's ass before he goes too far

stone blade
#

because im supposed to know how arabic looks like

real tinsel
#

wow ivan, very rude and racist

stone blade
#

DUDE IDK HOW THE LANGUAGE LOOKS PLUS THATS LATIN APLHABET

real tinsel
#

i'm calling bulgaria international racism department to deal with you

#

your ass is done ivan

#

say goodbye to your twitter account

placid sail
#

tsk tsk tsk ivanko ivanko

real tinsel
#

and your future job opportunities for the next 35 years

stone blade
#

only 35?

#

pff

real tinsel
#

enjoy eating rat ivan

real tinsel
stone blade
#

i will

real tinsel
#

what a rude boy

stone blade
real tinsel
#

that goes for pretty much every post-soviet country

stone blade
#

well yes

#

🤝

#

idk if we should be proud tho

#

something tells me the answer is no

real tinsel
#

yeah probably not

abstract path
#

No

stone blade
#

probably

#

i mean im not racist

real tinsel
#

probably

abstract path
#

Me coming in randomly:

stone blade
#

but lots of bulgarians hate gypsies

#

crystal go die

#

i told you already

abstract path
#

You can't die twice

stone blade
#

then try a 3rd time

#

ez

abstract path
#

Ez

#

dies

stone blade
#

there we go

#

CELEBRATION

plucky void
#

GREAT SUCCESS

stone blade
#

we did it lads

#

crystal is no more

#

about damn time

grizzled meadow
#

@real tinsel Have you reached an agreement? Or should I ban him?

real tinsel
#

yeah ban him

abstract path
#

Who

#

What

real tinsel
#

we did reach an agreement though

#

the agreemen is ivan gets banned

abstract path
#

OH

#

Nuuuuuuu

stone blade
#

the racist department of bulgaria has agreed that bulgaria is racist

real tinsel
#

and ivan is bulgarian (unfortunately)

stone blade
#

unfortunately

#

farewell lads

abstract path
#

Farewell ivan 🤝

real tinsel
#

eat shit tarkov rat

stone blade
#

ty kha

#

ly2

grizzled meadow
abstract path
#

True

heady vapor
#

ah uh

#

uh ah

real tinsel
#

let me ruin the moment

grizzled meadow
real tinsel