🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

Ping me whenever you want

[stone blade]

truly a banger

[heady crow]

I will kiss you on the lips

Thats like the theme to my life fr

[grizzled meadow]

True
Literally no problem with this, like you're free, you're forgiven

[stone blade]

this is the most generic ass house sounding song EVER

holy shit

[heady crow]

Ivan you listen to the most generic ass metal there is shatap

[stone blade]

yeah stallagh is the most generic

more generic than metallica

[slate crown]

holy i didn't know that was even possible

[stone blade]

your mom is generic

haahahahahah

sory.

[grizzled meadow]

Finally, was waiting for this edit with this song

[slate crown]

is ok

[heady crow]

🤓

[heady crow]

Ye its a banger

[heady crow]

Me

[slate crown]

us

[stone blade]

man stfu

[heady crow]

Cmoon ivan

Only a little banter

Be secure enough in your own music taste to accept it as it is

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

Of course

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285877722801111041/968833520141221908/279315746_403328208002251_8947790311790798597_n.mp4

[slate crown]

JINX LORE

BOTTOM TEXT

[heady crow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DgZFCzLKSRc?feature=share @grizzled meadow alright so basically this french guy has a pasta maker and its cool

[grizzled meadow]

It's my favorite type of pasta

[narrow lotus]

hasta la pasta?

[grizzled meadow]

Baby

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus esti aici?

[heady crow]

Man things got heated when you called him baby

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjrx9_AafcQ

It was the^

[heady crow]

Man

Asias self titled

What a great album

[stone blade]

wrong chat

[placid sail]

good ending indeed

[placid sail]

great, now I'm hungy

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799279690618896414/1006232401388765226/unknown-41.jpg

[placid sail]

I really should buy myself a proper no frost fridge while I still have money and while our country still have some semblance of order and material goods

defrosting my old ass soviet fridge is a fucking chore

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-18261454

[gloomy roost]

Gwen has some pointy features

[abstract path]

THEY FORGOT TO SAY IT GODDAMNIT

[heady crow]

ello uchub?

[plucky void]

why does it look like condom packets

[mortal violet]

how big is your penis wtf

[lusty sonnet]

totally understand league memes, hmm yes

[warm locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483348725704556557/1005027199335805018/yeah_Bounce.webm

[heady crow]

he is mentally ill

[lusty sonnet]

understandable now tyty

[heady crow]

or cex king

@grizzled meadow

[eager quest]

im a tahm kench main

[heady crow]

which lane

[lusty sonnet]

MGSV mm

that first sequence vs the rest of the game

wild how different it was

[eager quest]

all

legit

i played him every lane

yes including jungle

[plucky void]

the best MGS game precisely because it had the least involvement from Kojima out of the entire series

[proven crown]

I just wanted an larger MGS3

[grizzled meadow]

Shit take considering the whole game doesn't have half the story

Let's not get into spoilers since I need to finish it and I already know that little particular

[grizzled meadow]

Blame Konami

[proven crown]

Oh, I do

We'll never see Pachinko Quality MGS3 as an actual game

[plucky void]

that's a good thing

more story = more kojima bullshit and plot holes

as it is, it's a tight stealth game that actually plays like a stealth game and the story doesn't go too far out of left field

and even then it gets cuckoo-cuckoo more than once

also how come you tell me I got a shit take if you didn't finish it yet lul

also also the multiplayer components (MGO, FOB defense/invasion)

ten outta ten

[placid sail]

but the whole point of Metal Gear is cuckoo-cuckoo plot

and cheesy movie cliches

[plucky void]

It already got plenty

no need for more

if the other "half the story" had been made it'd have become excessive, boring and annoying

just like everything that came before

[placid sail]

it needs all of it

it's the main feature of the series

without it, it's just Splinter Cell

[plucky void]

the earlier games, sure

worse splinter cells

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833888832096305202/1006325324944003182/34ef34c370ec483cbd42b1c26e373807c9744c337b9223ac114b2f2ab5ef99f1_1.mp4

[plucky void]

my cats would scratch my face off if I did that to them

[plucky void]

why does tom hardy look so creepy like that

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1006323750515507331/FZm4u8WWYAEz4Cf.jpg

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990947413894266900/1001413705688428604/unknown.png

[plucky void]

this one does not spark joy

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819351263749341224/1006345839855271976/bath_mamamama.mp4

[fading shuttle]

invention of the rocketjump

[mortal violet]

soldeir from teafortres 2??

[plucky void]

yes

😮

[plucky void]

https://vxtwitter.com/Loopersum/status/1556712492167938048

[grizzled meadow]

Finally, a repost from yours truly

You didn't even changed the name

Literally downloaded and reposted

The audacity

[slate crown]

woke up with a nasty migraine today

not feeling well

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/ed6S-4ng8fM

I like watching this every so often

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/2PSFPiK7H5U

this is my favorite

[grizzled meadow]

People won't shut up about it and the mutual opinion is that half of the story is missing or half of the game is missing
The audiocassettes are basically there to cover all that missing stuff

[grizzled meadow]

My man gets it, always

[grizzled meadow]

Even this

[grizzled meadow]

Just wakin' up in the morning, gotta thank God I don't know, but today seems kinda odd

[slate crown]

bro really quoting ice cube lyrics rn

[grizzled meadow]

No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out

Literally got my grub on btw

It's impossible to pig out since I can only eat 100g of the thing

[slate crown]

breakfast was 4 slices of bread i kept in the fridge

[grizzled meadow]

Protein yogurt gang

[abstract path]

Why do i wake up so damn early

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me but I woke up because fucking cats and their needs

[abstract path]

Yikes

Woke like 7am

Now it's almost 8

[abstract path]

Lol

[stone blade]

Hi

[stone blade]

tru tru

[lusty sonnet]

advanced captchas

[pastel quartz]

hello

[lusty sonnet]

finish your games already gdi

[pastel quartz]

speaking of finishing games

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-gif-23864982

[pastel quartz]

how do i finish games before starting another

[grizzled meadow]

You don't

Embrace starting shit without finishing anything

[lusty sonnet]

for games i really like, i tend to go for all achievements on steam

[pastel quartz]

i have been doing that for a while

[grizzled meadow]

I just started FF7 for the first time yesterday before going to sleep

[pastel quartz]

i didnt even finish elden ring

which is one of my favorite games

[lusty sonnet]

MY BOIII

Elden ring was fine

[pastel quartz]

no no no not fine
amazing
the only thing fine is the performance

[grizzled meadow]

Switch version because I can't be bothered to use the PC version with mods and shit

[lusty sonnet]

FF7 literal gem of a game

[abstract path]

I want elden ring

Looks hella fun

[lusty sonnet]

Elden Ring was chill for single player but i wanted some pvp and that side is horrendous tbh

[pastel quartz]

true

[abstract path]

Damn

[lusty sonnet]

the hype kinda killed it

[pastel quartz]

but maybe the arenas will open up

100% something in there

[grizzled meadow]

The Reunion as a mod looks lit but it's unfinished, rip for that

[lusty sonnet]

heard about that mod, i just played vanilla vanilla

the NEW Reunion tho mmmmmm

[lusty sonnet]

been a while since they dropped a patch i think right?

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[lusty sonnet]

on a quest to finish all FF games except the MMOs

[grizzled meadow]

You're saying that like if there was an old version of it

[lusty sonnet]

the FF7: Crisis Core remake is also called Reunion

that's why

[grizzled meadow]

Ah, didn't know that

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown

[lusty sonnet]

but finish FF7 for me tyvm

[stone blade]

Hi

[grizzled meadow]

I'll try

I chose the Switch version because I can 3x battles

And if I don't want the encounters I can disable them

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow hi hi hi!!!!

[lusty sonnet]

Bonjour Ivan

[stone blade]

alo

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950476136603865159/1006406334075387994/99a637e5752dbfd8074de768402b428a.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490260282728251424/1006314926995947520/VID_20220807_161354_222-1.mp4

[stone blade]

alo to all

[lusty sonnet]

free xp tho hmmm

[grizzled meadow]

?

[lusty sonnet]

from the encounters

[grizzled meadow]

The second one is a nightmare

[lusty sonnet]

and battles

[grizzled meadow]

I won't disable them don't worry

I'll only do it when I don't feel to battle

[stone blade]

I will disable you

[lusty sonnet]

ah ye like that

[grizzled meadow]

Or like if I need to go from A to B, I'll do it

[stone blade]

dear disabled people
just go to the settings and enable it

[vivid edge]

yeah and it's certainly already what the show creators were aiming for

[lusty sonnet]

fair, won't spoil it for you. it's a gem

[grizzled meadow]

They did a good thing since the bastard literally carry the entire show
I mean without going into spoilers, he's the reason the show exist (and unfortunately didn't ended already so hello season 4 and probably 5)

[vivid edge]

and today's kids idolizing patrick bateman is hilarious because they're missing the point of the whole film.
It's like applauding Starship Troopers for its military message.

[grizzled meadow]

That's literally the best meme

[lusty sonnet]

was streaming the remake for a friend, some tadpole joined and like the tadpole he is spoiled a part of the original

[grizzled meadow]

I love how the idolize him without understanding why

[lusty sonnet]

i no longer sit with the tadpole in vcs now

[vivid edge]

yeah this season ending was really ball buster, back to square one ...

[lusty sonnet]

nothing happened in this season of the boys :(

[grizzled meadow]

Aerith/Aeris die, oh the misery

[lusty sonnet]

i feel like they're gonna change it in the remakes

[stone blade]

your mom

eheheheheehehehe

[lusty sonnet]

like 95% sure

[slate crown]

I've been summoned for man tiddies

[stone blade]

i like women tiddies

they're better

[slate crown]

those are nice too

[stone blade]

tru

tiddies 🤝

[slate crown]

tatas

[stone blade]

BOOBA

been there

it's like going to hell and back

[vivid edge]

https://vxtwitter.com/ipnot/status/1556805150068850689

[pastel quartz]

it annoys me how people talk about characters who are "chad" energy but miss the point
yeah gustavo is amazing but you wouldnt last a second irl confronting him lmao

they turn on the subtitles for aesthetics but dont actually read them

(sorry im talking about a specific person)

[stone blade]

OK

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/BbS6JrBcQ4M

[stone blade]

hehe look

[pastel quartz]

gato

NOOOO

[stone blade]

bonk

[stone blade]

tru

[pastel quartz]

donald trump is a genshin impact player

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[placid sail]

what a great way to start the day

by food poisoning

[stone blade]

MEEEE MEMEMEEMEM

[stone blade]

I love apustaja

[stone blade]

yes

[stone blade]

it is

[lusty sonnet]

what it is

[stone blade]

my favourite drink

[lusty sonnet]

work from home do be dangerous when i just started runescape again

[stone blade]

oh no

[narrow lotus]

expensive one

[stone blade]

tru

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947024131751297054/1006502551182655618/E8BD151F-53CF-44D2-91E3-EE42C0580E99.jpg

[heady crow]

You mean youre working on the side while playing rs?

[lusty sonnet]

nono working full time, trust

[heady crow]

Working full time on rs

[lusty sonnet]

hmmmmm

[grizzled meadow]

You did the right thing

Patch 1.06 just dropped

It's literally the reason I'm waiting for it because patches are still coming

[pastel quartz]

did it fix performance?

[fading shuttle]

elden ring felt like a step in the wrong direction so i stopped after beating radahn

[stone blade]

I ate a sandwich

❤️

[lusty sonnet]

some cheeses got nerfed, happy
low tier str weapons got buffed, happy
exploits got patched, happy

seems like a good patch

[pastel quartz]

they are working on a traditional souls for ps5

[fading shuttle]

just fucking port bloodborne already its been seven years

[pastel quartz]

IM STILL WAITING

[fading shuttle]

also ps5, ew

[pastel quartz]

played bloodborne once

and i refuse to play it again

[pastel quartz]

i have one

[fading shuttle]

imagine having a console, this post was made by man who can only use pc due to disability

[pastel quartz]

:(

get well soon

[grizzled meadow]

Don't know about that

My thing was more about waiting for the game to be done

Like Cyberpunk, I'm still waiting for the DLCs

When they'll come out, I'll play the game

I've finished the "prologue" so I still need to start the "real game"

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/98806846692814848/1006048505166561351/douyin-7129337277230173443-dy-video-godownloader.com.mp4

[pastel quartz]

i tried it for a bit and it seems like the performance got better

[lusty sonnet]

performance around mausoleums is better

[slate crown]

everyone's clowning on Tuesday today

[placid sail]

Tuesday is the hardest day of the week

Monday your soul is still protected by whatever wanking you had on weekends

Wednesday you're content that you've survived half the week

Thursday is Friday waiting lobby, Friday you're already feeling happy and free and probably drunk

but Tuesday is the soul crusher

https://youtu.be/iPQtU-qn3TE

[slate crown]

Tuesdays aren't as bad for me since I'm free on Wednesdays

[placid sail]

oh god I'm dying

fuck you, delivery services, for tempting me into your tasty and effortless food and the poisoning me with it!

[restive sky]

Red cross is a commie organization

Deadass the fuckin redcross cunts attitude towards people are worse than anything

[stone blade]

accept the fact you're cringe dude
life simply gets better

translation ^^

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/LGppSk0XQNA?list=TLPQMDkwODIwMjIxB2YYhguaXA

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-heavens-no-gif-21856588

[night sail]

bulgaria if serbia didnt exist

[stone blade]

yes

[plucky void]

Play it and you'll see the whining is mostly overdramatized... well, whining

[crimson pagoda]

Hm so ER 1.06 nerfed the shit out of bhs and rob

thank god i dont play pvp

[plucky void]

in english now, please

[crimson pagoda]

basically the patch nerfed the two most cancerous things in the game

[crimson pagoda]

BaS new patch????

[onyx birch]

peak sdalger gun

[plucky void]

it still needs a scope, bayonet and UGL

[onyx birch]

7.62x54r makarov conversion kit???

[onyx birch]

He’s true

[crimson pagoda]

only thing missing is a detector attachment on the side of the gun for optimal sdalging

[onyx birch]

needs a gp-25

[plucky void]

how about a PDA on the other side, too

AIO gun

[crimson pagoda]

how about a PDA with a detector

[crimson pagoda]

peak zone technology

[plucky void]

no

a detector with a pda

🤯

[onyx birch]

[crimson pagoda]

need no one else aside from tupac on god fr fr

[real tinsel]

what about knife that shoots bullets and also has detector and a pda duct taped to it

[onyx birch]

sounds like mgsv weapon customization glitch

[crimson pagoda]

god i miss that shit

[real tinsel]

i see it working

[onyx birch]

It was a gem

[real tinsel]

time to make arrangement with papa sid

[crimson pagoda]

funniest glitch i've ever seen it in a game by fucking far

you could do pvp with a fucking automatic rocket launcher

[onyx birch]

an M9 that shoots missiles

or a FAL shooting 40mm grenades using pistol ammo

It was wild

[crimson pagoda]

hold up honey let me just pull out my .22 lr granade launcher

the optimal squirrel hunting weapon

[stone blade]

no.

[grizzled meadow]

I think I'm like at half of the game

Maybe, I don't know

[stone blade]

also hi

falco go play mankind divided

it's good

[onyx birch]

yesn’t.

[narrow lotus]

Deus ex was cool

[stone blade]

true

[grizzled meadow]

Ivan

Fuck off

You and Mankind Divided

[stone blade]

HR and MD are good

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

ME AND MANKIND OLD MAN

!!!!

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[stone blade]

YES

GLAD WE AGREE

[grizzled meadow]

It's not good

It's shit

As your take, always a shit take

[stone blade]

it is good tho

[grizzled meadow]

NO IT ISN'T

[stone blade]

why is it shit then

[grizzled meadow]

3070 and still shit performance

[stone blade]

aah

[grizzled meadow]

The gameplay is shit

[stone blade]

yes true

[onyx birch]

I never finished that game
got bored and did a little manslaughter with civilians and police

[stone blade]

performance is trash

[grizzled meadow]

The DLC thing is shit

[onyx birch]

[grizzled meadow]

Human Revolution on the other hand

Godlike game

Deus Ex the first one is good as well but I'm shit at playing it

[onyx birch]

TRUE

[real tinsel]

fuck you falco you old greasy dick italian

mankind divided is a good game

[onyx birch]

I just find it annoying that the game morally forces you to not kill terrorists

[real tinsel]

although i do agree on it having shit performance

[onyx birch]

[grizzled meadow]

Well I mean, it's a given in stealth games, you don't kill people

You have the chance, you can do it

Nobody stops you most of the time

[real tinsel]

yeah you should try dishonored

[grizzled meadow]

Dishonored is literally the only game that take that rule and flip it, I know

[real tinsel]

you can literally finish the game without ever killing anyone, even the key targets

or you can pretty much murder everyone

sometimes even your own allies

[mighty ridge]

Dishonored 2 on the other hand is eh from what I know

At least regarding optimisation

[real tinsel]

nope, really good game

[real tinsel]

this yes

[onyx birch]

Dishonored makes you a monster for killing people

[real tinsel]

shit optimization

but i think dishonored 2 took what dishonored had and took it to another level

[mighty ridge]

Well my 3070ti gonna arrive early september so might try it

[real tinsel]

just wish they worked on optimization as well

[radiant grove]

what was that

[grizzled meadow]

Nothing

👀

[radiant grove]

too late

[lusty sonnet]

[radiant grove]

already downloaded it

[grizzled meadow]

[radiant grove]

i knew it would get deleted

[grizzled meadow]

Post it then

Put your money where your mouth is

[radiant grove]

are you trying to troll me falco

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/come-come-here-beckon-gif-10682447

[radiant grove]

you silly goose

[lusty sonnet]

the "fuck around and find out" vibe is high

[grizzled meadow]

I'm known to be "permissive"

If I ask it's okay

If I don't ask...

👀

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/797281453721124908/1002819145085235231/aNjknrWR.gif

[eager quest]

why is it so hot outside

i walk for 3km and im emanating the aura of the fucking sun

[placid sail]

it's nothing

climate change isn't real, don't worry about it

[eager quest]

37 degrees

im gonna kill myself

[placid sail]

do a flip

[eager quest]

jk im gonna collapse before that happens

[placid sail]

aw

[eager quest]

it feels like 45 and 70% humidity

not 37

[proven crown]

100% humidity here

[night sail]

uwu

[real tinsel]

fat dog

[plucky void]

peace was never an option

[stone blade]

it's pouring rain

Bulgaria moment

[long spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/610294545531404292/1006131033487458324/discord.gg.cowbelly-3.jpg

[stone blade]

nah

sorry

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPmx9wpnLTo

[stone blade]

liquid tiberium my beloved

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhOq8wDVvAE

[grizzled meadow]

You even know Womble?

You're becoming my favorite person on here

[grizzled meadow]

REMOVE KEBAB

[lusty sonnet]

wait new womble vid dropped?

got stuff to watch tonight then

[grizzled meadow]

Shit take probably

BUT

The more Womble goes on

The more "meh" it gets

Don't @ me

His old videos are better, little to do

[placid sail]

it's a great editing of a bunch of idiots having fun in shooter games

but that's it

you're not getting anything new out of it, hence it's getting "meh" eventually

[placid sail]

oh my bad

[grizzled meadow]

It's a way of saying

[grizzled meadow]

See? All good

[placid sail]

yeah I know

[grizzled meadow]

No problem

Problem solved

🤝

[placid sail]

I like this meme, but I wince from the sight of our old geezer every time

[grizzled meadow]

I am sincerely sorry for the Putin

[mortal dirge]

time to show our pussies

[placid sail]

very nice loaf

let's see Falco's card cat

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

@pastel quartz

[placid sail]

huh

[grizzled meadow]

Just a meme answer to something happened in #╓☢stalker-chat

[lusty sonnet]

i just like his style

[placid sail]

imagine going anywhere but #🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

and that the group shares a collective pool of IQ points that make it fun to watch

[placid sail]

they are indeed fun, but I personally got enough of them

@heady crow

don't skip it

[grizzled meadow]

Me too my man impossible to tag

But like I said the more it goes on the more is "unfunny"

I don't know why

[stone blade]

ok

[stone blade]

falco

[placid sail]

meow meow meow meow meow

[stone blade]

true

[plucky void]

I think it's only unfunny when womble or someone else deliberately trolls

'haha I'm gonna TK for the video bcuz funny'

[lusty sonnet]

Just type greek smh

Skill issue

[placid sail]

A with bang

cooler A

[mighty ridge]

Fuck you and your GDI propaganda

Am I the only one who still likes C&C? Right...

[plucky void]

definitely not

I wouldn't be posting these here otherwise

https://tenor.com/view/kane-tiberium-gif-22119534

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow you can use this for when next time someone @s you

[stone blade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE GOT SQUISHED

[abstract path]

Hi

Me has

Found

Le partner

[stone blade]

who

[abstract path]

Ed

[stone blade]

asked

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im sorry

[abstract path]

Imagine if i asked of who asked lol

Anyways

Hru?

[stone blade]

im nice

[abstract path]

Yes you are

[stone blade]

love how the lore section for "has sex" me ghosty Iedy and bruno it just says "plays tarkov"

[abstract path]

I'm dying bro

[stone blade]

yes

die

haha

no im kidding

doen die

dont

[abstract path]

Lol

Ivan you should know i don't take such things seriously -w-

Yall can joke dw

[stone blade]

HAHA DIE

HAHAHAHAHA

[abstract path]

Lmaooo

[stone blade]

shut it

wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LKWBL6Yh_s&t=6s

[eager quest]

not friday tho

[placid sail]

judging by photo posts alone, I imagine Iedy living as a disney princess, among many different pets

https://tenor.com/view/snow-white-animals-snow-white-sweet-animals-gif-15751180

[radiant grove]

do you have the video of that guy pouring 3 entire tubs of mayo on pancakes

[vivid edge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/o4fo1j

[stone blade]

no

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow Have a funny

:>

[mortal violet]

hah funny, but can you send the name of that anime girl thank you

[swift scarab]

I’ve no idea, sorry

[mortal violet]

i am dissapointment

[plucky void]

the sound of disappointment

[slate crown]

no sauce?

[swift scarab]

Find it yourself, lazy swine

[slate crown]

fine

[swift scarab]

Apollo be like

[mortal violet]

literally me

[swift scarab]

Now have a spider

[mortal violet]

kys

[swift scarab]

Too lazy to

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/1006619786618339438/igVideo-7.mp4

[slate crown]

2B from Automata

[swift scarab]

Hmm, didn’t look like them to me

Oh well

[slate crown]

that's because she's not in costume

[swift scarab]

Really, I had no idea she wasn’t wearing a bodysuit with a floating book robot that shoots red balls

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/rub-hands-together-black-guy-gif-5110440

[slate crown]

don't be sarcastic with me boi

[swift scarab]

Fite me

[slate crown]

a fellow man wanted an answer

i delivered

[swift scarab]

And I’m mildly tweaking on soda, we both have problems

[slate crown]

how tf do you even get tweakin on soda

how many cans have you had?

[swift scarab]

You dare underestimate the power of Mountain Dew

[slate crown]

ah

understandable

you know

[swift scarab]

The gods shall smite thee for your insolence

[slate crown]

we used to have MtD in vietnam

[eager quest]

the power of liver failure sheeeeeeesh 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶

[mortal violet]

mountain dew is straight cheeks bro

[lusty sonnet]

Mmm 2B

[eager quest]

yeah its trash asf

[swift scarab]

If god didn’t want me to have liver failure he shouldn’t have let them make a good tasting soda

[slate crown]

they released it in a big bottle, then it got smaller and smaller and now mountain dew is straight up no longer in any stores

Vietnam has a tendency to reduce the size of soda cans

[swift scarab]

What other sodas do you have to drink over there

[eager quest]

water

[swift scarab]

That’s not a soda

[eager quest]

soda is a liquid

water is liquid

good liquid

[swift scarab]

My cum is a liquid

Drink that

[slate crown]

we only have monster energy drink in 3 flavors

[eager quest]

got tiring doing it by urself?

[slate crown]

regular, zero and mango

[swift scarab]

Never had mango before

[slate crown]

we used to have mountain dew but it got discontinued

[swift scarab]

Don’t care too much for tropical drink flavors

[eager quest]

i remember drinking mountain dew before thinking it was a good idea

bruh 💀 that shit was doo doo

downright suckin ass

[swift scarab]

I just drink it because I don’t care for the other sodas

[slate crown]

90% sugar

[eager quest]

90% sugar 100% diabetes

[slate crown]

no wonder bros tweakin

[swift scarab]

Pepsi is too smooth for my liking, Coca Cola same thing, and we don’t have much else

[slate crown]

i only drink lemon pepsi

[eager quest]

coca cola is disgusting

the things in it

[slate crown]

diet lemon pepsi

[swift scarab]

Never heard of lemon Pepsi

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

[eager quest]

i doubt anything is "diet" about that

[lusty sonnet]

Water is real good stuff

[eager quest]

dab me up

[lusty sonnet]

The only good stuff

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-me-up-dab-me-up-discord-gif-22288133

[slate crown]

apparently it's vietnam exclusive

[swift scarab]

Huh

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802276204425117697/1002240923071172638/IMG_8929.gif

[slate crown]

it says "Lemon flavored" and "Zero calories"

[eager quest]

lies

[slate crown]

yea i wouldn't say "zero" calories

[plucky void]

uh oh.

[eager quest]

zero calories more like zero honesty

[slate crown]

but vietnam is definitely very cautious of what they let their citizens drink

the one drink i always wanted to try is dr Pepper

i always heard good things from it

[swift scarab]

America do a little trolling

[narrow lotus]

jesus christ i cant

plays tarkov ok

[narrow lotus]

dont know if thats a W or L

[narrow lotus]

lmao i thought it was russia too for a sec

[swift scarab]

Is this a European joke I’m too American to understand

[plucky void]

yes

[narrow lotus]

well , yes, aside from the recent events involving russia, Poland had it worse , it was dissolved twice in history i think

because of russia as well

[slate crown]

he got jebaited

[eager quest]

georgians want to tear russians apart

but he got jebaited and didnt think it was slovakia

[swift scarab]

Huh

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-dmc-dmc5-gif-21173355

[eager quest]

thats the context

do u not actually know the georgian flag and their relations with russia 💀

[narrow lotus]

i didnt know that was georgia actually i thought that was poland

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/-GCco3e6dWs

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

i slept during history classes

[swift scarab]

Poland is just a red and white stripe, no?

[narrow lotus]

i love history rly, but for some reason i couldnt handle history classes

so yeah, same , i was catching up on the sleep i lost playing at PC until 4 am

[eager quest]

i wonder what flag that is in the video

[narrow lotus]

still red and white idk

Based

[swift scarab]

Ah yes

[slate crown]

yea i love history too, it's just the education system that's fucked

[lusty sonnet]

History classes always have a shitty focus

[swift scarab]

Wanna have a different fun flag, compare Russia’s flag and the flag of the Netherlands

[lusty sonnet]

And French flag

[narrow lotus]

i mean for my BAC exam , i was lucky and i got Communism as my subject

Thats all my grandpa talked about, i was a master

[lusty sonnet]

Tf is a BAC exam?

[eager quest]

an important thing

[narrow lotus]

its the big exam at the end of highschool idk how u guys call it

[eager quest]

yes

end of 12nd grade

[lusty sonnet]

Ohh

[narrow lotus]

Bachelorrette idk

Baccalaureatus

in other languages

[lusty sonnet]

Bachelor's thesis?

[swift scarab]

Hmm, which flag is which

[narrow lotus]

degree yes

yeah

[lusty sonnet]

Ah nice

[eager quest]

bro thats easy, slovakia (non-existent) and slovenia are copy and paste flags

just with a COA added on top

💀

[swift scarab]

At least it’s harder to copy/steal the US flag

[eager quest]

who would wanna do that

[swift scarab]

Exactly

[lusty sonnet]

I just had to write about a topic that i chose, 60 pages ish

[narrow lotus]

we didnt get to choose our stuff

it was random

[narrow lotus]

i had to do 3 exams : Romanian, History and Geography

[swift scarab]

[eager quest]

im better at english than my own language

[swift scarab]

And which language is that

[eager quest]

romanian

[swift scarab]

Fun

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/live-snake-reaction-live-snake-reaction-mael-radec-gif-25585208

[narrow lotus]

Snek

[eager quest]

btw @narrow lotus sunt acasa daca vrei sa jucam

[swift scarab]

He do be gettin comfy tho

[stone blade]

LMAO

ah dobra dobra

[narrow lotus]

ye

[swift scarab]

I’m at home if you want to play?

[lusty sonnet]

within the field i'm studying*

[narrow lotus]

iti dau la ficat

alo

@stone blade Alo play ?

[eager quest]

ala nici nu cred ca ii acasa

nush unde e, da' pe laptop

[swift scarab]

Te provoc să încerci

[narrow lotus]

coaie mor

=)))

[lusty sonnet]

oh that high school

[eager quest]

nice translator

unless ur not actually american

[narrow lotus]

yeah thats what threw me off

[stone blade]

da

something about laptop

which is true i am from my laptop

[swift scarab]

Ah oui, la langue française.

[lusty sonnet]

honhon

[swift scarab]

Translator, I do my best

[eager quest]

ucuti majmune

pas

izvinjavam se

[lusty sonnet]

just learn the language ezpz

[eager quest]

jk

ne

[swift scarab]

I can read languages more or less, but I don’t know how to speak or type in them

[eager quest]

if he doesnt understand he will understand the point of what i told him

[stone blade]

I forgive

[eager quest]

he can understand me speaking serbian, so

ok he understands

[stone blade]

i cant understand all tho

[eager quest]

ucuti is shut up

[stone blade]

and no im not a monkey fk you

[eager quest]

majmune should be obvious

pas is dog

its u

[narrow lotus]

its fine we cant understand Moldoveana either

[stone blade]

we say pes

:D

[lusty sonnet]

Bonjour

[stone blade]

ew french

[lusty sonnet]

same

hate it

[stone blade]

🤝

good

[lusty sonnet]

but it's fun to randomly say bonjour

[stone blade]

@eager quest idk how you say forgiven in romanian but we say prosteno

[swift scarab]

Dammit, you ruined my TikTok

[eager quest]

ok dar nu pot vc acum ca am persoane p-acasa, televizor pornit si alte prostii

in curand

[narrow lotus]

pai jucam mai tz atunci nu e pb , ca nu joc imd

ye

[eager quest]

okok

iti zic eu cand

[narrow lotus]

iertat

[stone blade]

prostii

[swift scarab]

I guess today is No English day

[stone blade]

we have prostotii in bulgarian

which means like nonsense

or random shit

[lusty sonnet]

is "joc" something with playing?

[narrow lotus]

yeah in romanian is prostii

[stone blade]

:D

[narrow lotus]

yeah , joc is game

[stone blade]

da

[lusty sonnet]

nice

[swift scarab]

Only language I have passing knowledge in rough speaking is German, and that’s just from my grandmother being from Germany

[lusty sonnet]

jouer verb, jeu noun in french

love that it's somewhat the same

[eager quest]

tu t'appelle

idiot

thats all i know in french

[swift scarab]

I forgot the French turn everything into two separate words

[narrow lotus]

notre poulle in voutre cour?

[lusty sonnet]

ouais

[stone blade]

maimuna

[swift scarab]

Baguette

[stone blade]

mm yes

french bread

[lusty sonnet]

mm chicken

[swift scarab]

Chimken

[narrow lotus]

in romanian that sounds close to our dick in your ass

im not joking

[stone blade]

ЛОЛ

[narrow lotus]

its an inside joke kids make in french class

[swift scarab]

Huh?

[narrow lotus]

y e s

[swift scarab]

[stone blade]

пиле = chicken in bulgarian

[narrow lotus]

nice coded alphabet

[lusty sonnet]

my chicken in your yard

[stone blade]

ty

[lusty sonnet]

my cock in your backplace

i can see it

[stone blade]

we bulgarian hate the bulgarian language too its ok

[swift scarab]

I wonder how you say chicken in German

[narrow lotus]

yeah well if poulle in romanian is close to pula which is cock/dick

and cour is cur which means ass

[lusty sonnet]

interesting

[narrow lotus]

latin language moment

[stone blade]

румънец = thief

хехехехехеехехе

Nah im kidding

[narrow lotus]

cancerous alphabet

[stone blade]

XD

IEdy

[lusty sonnet]

Hahn or Hanchen

[stone blade]

translate what i typed

[lusty sonnet]

maybe forgot an accent

[stone blade]

its comedy

[swift scarab]

Insert snoring sound here

[narrow lotus]

funny ivan

bulgaru dracu

[stone blade]

HAHAHAAH

OA
WNDIW)BD

[vivid edge]

that pic is really not recent

[stone blade]

im sorry

[eager quest]

mergi pe suni beach si te injunghiaza unu'

[vivid edge]

those vessels are not in those locations

[narrow lotus]

si e tot roman

:)))))))))))

[eager quest]

:)))))))))))))

[stone blade]

❤️ heheheeh

[vivid edge]

USS ronald mcdonald is in singapore

[stone blade]

i dont hate romanians tho

[narrow lotus]

i mean cheap workforce

[stone blade]

dont worry

not yet

[narrow lotus]

no problem we are all brothers in the Zone

[stone blade]

da

[eager quest]

jebem li ti sunce

[stone blade]

ne

[stone blade]

dupe

hehehe

[eager quest]

mi kurac

[stone blade]

O

😳

[eager quest]

i could at any point say the n word in serbian and nobody would know

watch out

[stone blade]

the bulgarian and the 2 romanians casually talking meanwhile nobody can understand them

kek

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/2treol7wwkwAAAAM/jfk-clone-high.gif

[lusty sonnet]

time to talk french

[stone blade]

тъ

ty

[slate crown]

fuck it

I'll talk in vietnamese too

[narrow lotus]

grok is french so u watch it or u get sent to hell directly

[lusty sonnet]

i wont say bad words

trust

[stone blade]

any word you say in french is bad

[slate crown]

xạo lz :)))

[stone blade]

the whole language is bad

oh shit

he started speaking that minecraft enchantment table

oh no

shit bout to start floating

[narrow lotus]

lmfao

enchanting table bro i cant

[stone blade]

ty iedy

i tried

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

fortune IV

[slate crown]

sharpness V lookin ass

[stone blade]

you got that yeye ass bane of arthropods

[eager quest]

wtf i just got shot through 2 metal walls by a rogue

using a smg

[stone blade]

sir this is #🎪bruh-fart

I will politely ask you to leave

door is down the corridor

[slate crown]

get his ass ivan

[stone blade]

leads straight to #💣tarkov-released

no thats gay

thats brunos job

[slate crown]

aw man

[stone blade]

hehe

[slate crown]

your ass will suffice 😏

[stone blade]

!!!

[slate crown]

i am inebriated

pardon my gayness

[stone blade]

[slate crown]

im at "fuck a homie" level of drunk now

[stone blade]

oh no

[stone blade]

oooh he says boss

lol

nice

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719621620532248682/1001410520009674762/caption-10.gif

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633248101645287424/1006404797622124634/The_REAL_Problem_With_Amazons_Lord_Of_The_Rings__The_Rings_Of_Power.mp4

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ukraine-glory-to-ukraine-gif-24215320

[scenic sable]

@grizzled meadow 🤌

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/group-masturbation-begins-2minutes-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-25830887

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleeping-sleep-cute-kitten-gif-13971260

[stone blade]

idk why

but this

made me laugh a little too much

[slate crown]

my job jere is done

[stone blade]

adios

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/big-buger-eat-buger-the-rock-burger-gif-22532545

[stone blade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow me

[slate crown]

that is absolutely

[stone blade]

ok

blue fanta

[grizzled meadow]

🤌 🤌

[grizzled meadow]

Us

[grizzled meadow]

Good chuckle over that one
Coming after you

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gif-26291536

[swift scarab]

Gotta catch me out of the pool first

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833888832096305202/1006421869701906513/petal_20220807_151519.mp4

[swift scarab]

God I can’t stand those type of videos