🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

My mother is polish and she knows how to cook,i learned from her

[abstract path]

Oh....

That's kinda dark

[main jungle]

Real

[clear prism]

Should have used Minecraft cave sounds

[stone blade]

wrong crystal

[stone blade]

reposrt

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283822300493643778/1003764194874769523/top-hand-high-glow.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283822300493643778/1003764195457761400/necosquish.webm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283822300493643778/1003764196007231509/bottom-hand.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1003973497552375838/video0-155-2.mp4

[slate crown]

forever resident 💀💀💀

[gloomy roost]

[narrow lotus]

American construction company : Be bring you American style houses ready to be bought !

Eastern Europeans : and we took that personally

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus when do we play doe?

[stone blade]

Hi

[heady crow]

Should McNugget be adopted

[clear prism]

No

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[abstract path]

He shouldn't be adoptet, he IS adoptet

Smh get it right

[heady crow]

What

[abstract path]

Idk

I'm bored

[heady crow]

Yeah

[clear prism]

Hello bored

Are you interested in joining the Bred Church?

🍞

[abstract path]

Yes, definitely

I love bread

[eager quest]

fuck bread

[abstract path]

Ayo

L9l

[clear prism]

Excuse me? What did you just fucking say?

How dare you insult the holy spinning bred

[abstract path]

Yes.

[stone blade]

I like bred

is good for sandvich

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bxeyw.gif

[clear prism]

🙏 Bread is divine and holy, for it satisfies the hunger. 🙏

[abstract path]

Yes

[gloomy roost]

It holds the ham and da cheese very good

[abstract path]

Bread with soup

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/852432557173768232/995224306307051621/462FB2D5-D6FB-4D25-8FD8-D3F8986B85EC.gif

[abstract path]

Bahaha

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/put-him-down-isopod-lift-him-gif-24377990

[clear prism]

Put him down

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/testicles-xbox-original-xbox-urainium-urainium235-gif-24516392

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/663520473791070249/985624116574965860/donalturmrp.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/857047804063907840/858995651969679360/caption.gif

[abstract path]

horni boncc

[stone blade]

photoshop

nobody can destroy us

we invented the chushkopek

which leads us to the conclusion that we a re superior

fk your family

[abstract path]

L

[clear prism]

Balkan slander be like:

[stone blade]

OLA TOMI

[heady crow]

What the fuck

[stone blade]

@heady crow OLA BRUNO

[heady crow]

OLA IVANJA

WHATSAAPP

[stone blade]

nothing much

you?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-dancing-happy-mood-gif-13550335

[heady crow]

Working out

Insane chest, shoulders, triceps day

[stone blade]

it is

[echo slate]

This is the fit, boys

[narrow lotus]

discount Killa

still looks good

[heady crow]

New boss on reserve. The ratman

Simply slinks along d2 and sewer manhole waiting for unsuspecting players to extract

[lusty sonnet]

100% worth

[grizzled meadow]

@narrow lotus have a gigachad voice

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

One of the few actual good memes done with this format

[clear prism]

@upbeat bobcat sitting all alone in Lobby be like:

[upbeat bobcat]

Heheh, was listening to Tarkov rumblings, then a phone came up but I like silence.

[clear prism]

Targov

[heady crow]

Sdalger

[clear prism]

To be honest, I got the same going on at the moment

Basically

Soundboard tuning be like

[lusty sonnet]

What's in the soundboard?

[slate crown]

come here often? 😉

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/urmom-your-mom-baldi-defaultdance-gif-19665250

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[fading shuttle]

i wish there was a monolith video of a monolit boy doing the ricardo dance

[slate crown]

too bad, you get this instead

[real tinsel]

tanks and stuff remind me that there isn't a single functioning tank even in military

stalker kinda feels like a handful dudes just trying to fight each other to me

[slate crown]

maybe it's because we only think about the entire faction whenever we talk about stalker

[real tinsel]

pretty much accurate minus the freedom part

they get high and then kick duty, monolith and mutant ass simultaneously

[slate crown]

they forgot about the part where we fuck mutants

[real tinsel]

duty with all that firepower could barely keep off a dozen of mutants

[slate crown]

lusty bloodsucker maid

[real tinsel]

mmmm those bloodsucker tentacles

[slate crown]

my god

[real tinsel]

i'm hard

now i understand why ecologs pay so much for them

[slate crown]

I LAWST

[fading shuttle]

another addition to my xqc reaction collection

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFFkbvTDHs

[clear prism]

Honestly man, XQC is one more heroin injection away from becoming a skeleton

[slate crown]

here's another one for you

[fading shuttle]

i have this one

[slate crown]

nice

[fading shuttle]

hes my favorite dumbass

[slate crown]

our juicer

[eager quest]

that mf for real needs to eat smthn

[clear prism]

Skeleton moment

[real tinsel]

his neighbors must be very happy

[slate crown]

i also have a friend built like xqc so i download these memes just to fuck with him

[real tinsel]

man i wish i was a 2005 war of the worlds tripod

2019 war of the worlds tripods look and sound like shit though

they look like the striders from half life 2

[real tinsel]

i forgot what they sounded like so i just checked and they don't sound as shit as i remember

[stone ravine]

feet stink today

[stone blade]

babe plz stop saying dumbass things
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO9fUWCktQ0

[real tinsel]

mine too

want mutual sniff?

[real tinsel]

man this dude was so forgettable

i don't even remember the part with him

[stone blade]

i met him in fallout 4

destroyed him because fk the brotherhood

[real tinsel]

i still haven't finished fo4, i got distracted with base building and side-questing before even meeting valentine and spent 200 hours just doing that

[real tinsel]

good feet smelling

tomorrow again, same time?

[stone ravine]

yeah

[stone blade]

me when no monster energy

[slate crown]

i am fukin zooted rn

[stone blade]

ZOOTED

mf is BAKED

[slate crown]

am potato

[heady crow]

me when no pink monster

[stone blade]

ok gay

[heady crow]

bad insult when its half accurate

[slate crown]

ok femboy

[upbeat bobcat]

Catboys being weird

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377719182663352330/1004116453982748682/This-can-make-an-Angel-cry.mp4

[slate crown]

this is so well made holy shit

[real tinsel]

where is he keeping crystal

[upbeat bobcat]

I dunno mang

Somewhere private

[real tinsel]

oh no they have crystal trapped in #staff-only-feet-pics

we can't save him, he's gone forever

time to update the lore

[grizzled meadow]

Old but gold

[abstract path]

Smh

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377719182663352330/1003490299072479262/The_UK_explained_EU_England.mov

[real tinsel]

i like this lore stuff

should have made it months ago

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow live in the future

[abstract path]

Damn

[grizzled meadow]

You need to stop with the alt accounts

Changing your bio every 5 seconds is okay

Alt accounts is where I draw the line

[real tinsel]

uh what

[grizzled meadow]

August 22, 2022

[real tinsel]

fixed it

[abstract path]

Kick the other one.

[real tinsel]

they are not alt accounts, they are alternative personalities

[grizzled meadow]

Nah don't worry you're fine

Just don't exaggerate

[abstract path]

Breh

Okey

[real tinsel]

besides Kris is already in the brainfart-lore

so he's an official now

[clear prism]

Time to get banned so I am removed from that list

👌

[real tinsel]

nah shoebill is there and he was banned

[clear prism]

Damn, true

[real tinsel]

you're just gonna get a fancy "rip in pieces" written under your name

[clear prism]

Oh?

🤔

Sounds lucrative

[real tinsel]

you can also get it if you die irl

so you don't really have to go the extra mile and get yourself banned

[abstract path]

Ye

[clear prism]

But man, my whole arc is building up to that

[abstract path]

It's just because it was a shared acc

Plus my ex said it's "their acc"

[clear prism]

Delete it

[grizzled meadow]

Memes aside, do I seriously need to kick it?

Let me know

[real tinsel]

man you should've just stopped dating her as soon as that shared acc thing was on the table

[clear prism]

^^^^

[grizzled meadow]

Shared account = red flag

[real tinsel]

i literally have schizophrenia and even i didn't do shit like that with my ex

either of them

[clear prism]

This right here

I had a girlfriend who wanted to do this, buttered me up with the good old "Oh, we are soulmates so we should do everything together" bullshit

Yeah no, that dog ain't flying by me, bro

[real tinsel]

dogs can't fly galtin

[clear prism]

Precisely my point

Is not meant to happen

[abstract path]

Yes.

Do it now

[real tinsel]

what if they evolve to fly

what then gtanil

[clear prism]

Then I am going to eat my boots

[real tinsel]

and what if your boots evolve to fly as well

[clear prism]

Well fuck bro, I will probably be dead by then anyway 😂

😂 👌

[real tinsel]

haha suicide goals am i right

[clear prism]

What, no

Suicide is for cowards

[real tinsel]

aw mean

[grizzled meadow]

What account exactly?

[clear prism]

@glad kelp Pretty sure it is this one

[abstract path]

Yes.

It is

[clear prism]

Do it.

Ban them, Falco

Give into the hatred.

[real tinsel]

cast it into the fire

[abstract path]

Go ahead

I wanna see that account burn

[clear prism]

D e s t r o y. I t!

No mercy

[real tinsel]

you need to delete it dumbass

[abstract path]

No mercy.

[grizzled meadow]

Guess I'll also delete the sent messages from that account

[abstract path]

I can't.

[real tinsel]

why

[clear prism]

Pretty sure there is a ban you can do that deletes all their sent messages ever

[abstract path]

They kicked me from it changing the uh

Password

So yeah

[grizzled meadow]

My knowledge is limited, I can only delete 7 days

But in any case it's stuff sent by Crystal

So it's okay

[abstract path]

Ye ik

[real tinsel]

wait so why are you still using it then

[abstract path]

Ish oki

[grizzled meadow]

Say goodbye

[clear prism]

Das a cringe profile picture, by the way

[abstract path]

Idek
When was it online last tine?

[grizzled meadow]

Done

[slate crown]

caught in 8k

[abstract path]

That was my ex

[clear prism]

Yes

I am trashing on them right now

[real tinsel]

i dunno man like 20-30 minutes ago

playing something on xbox

[clear prism]

Look at that raggedy ass hair cut

[abstract path]

Yeah bcs libked to xbox

[clear prism]

Big

[slate crown]

yee yee ass haircut

[abstract path]

Ikr

[clear prism]

What shoes did her father wear during the funeral

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

flying shoes

[clear prism]

Walmart ass looking potato fryer

[abstract path]

The ones made with their ashes smh

[real tinsel]

gtanil is releasing 30 years of anger

[clear prism]

Where did her mother's knees go huh

[abstract path]

Their mother was crazy

[clear prism]

Smelling like fucking onions but two weeks old

[slate crown]

go off king

[clear prism]

Bet she is the kind that has "Live, love, laugh" sign hanging somewhere in the room

Straight up basic bish

[abstract path]

TOO BASIC

My eyes

[real tinsel]

say it fully gtanil, you know you want to

[clear prism]

If she were spice, she would be flour

[slate crown]

shit I'll smoke to that one

[clear prism]

Be be be be bitch

😂

[abstract path]

L

Tbh

Now that their gone i could talk shit sbout then smh

[clear prism]

Bet she looks like a "before" picture right now with all that pettiness

[abstract path]

Nah she is just like fucking

Childish

[clear prism]

Fucking gormless minger

[abstract path]

When she angy

[slate crown]

oh no he's turning british

[abstract path]

And she says she is "smarter" and "more mature" then me

Bitch doesn't mean that u are educatet that u are smart

[clear prism]

Oi oi oi, wher is yur loicense, maite?

Ayyy

Bitch moment 👌

[abstract path]

Gender dum

[clear prism]

People who say that are always dumber and childish 😂

[slate crown]

my gf sent me this

[abstract path]

I KNOW

I was like "okay whatever breh"

[clear prism]

bruh

-Crystal when encountering basic bitch

[abstract path]

Yep

[slate crown]

just had another argument with my mom too

how apt

[abstract path]

Tbh they also tried to manipulate me

[clear prism]

Call her a cabbage head

[grizzled meadow]

Gender: Dumbolin

[abstract path]

She blocked me weeks ago

[slate crown]

ok dude

[clear prism]

Look Crystal

[grizzled meadow]

It's your name

[clear prism]

Most women do that shit, they are just good at it

[abstract path]

I'm looking 💀

[slate crown]

yea yea rub it in my face why dont you

[abstract path]

Not falling for it again smh

They sensitive for some reason

[clear prism]

Ah yes

"No pls, I am too sensitive"

[abstract path]

Lol

[clear prism]

Me whenever someone says that: 🙂

[abstract path]

People nowadays

Tbh i would give off better wife then anyone probably -_-

[clear prism]

What

What

😐

[abstract path]

Or smth like that

[real tinsel]

he says he'd be a better wife than anyone else

[clear prism]

🤔

[slate crown]

he said it bois

[abstract path]

I just

FELL

OUCH

[narrow lotus]

Eat

[abstract path]

Fud

[clear prism]

[insert "did it hurt when you fell because you are an angel" flirt here]

🤣

[abstract path]

Lmao

[clear prism]

Damn, autocorrect did me dirty again

[slate crown]

nah i just ate, but thanks for the offer. I'll take the yellow one in the back

[abstract path]

Also my brother is getting more things taught that he shouldn't even get and his character is getting worse and worse

[clear prism]

Oh boy

Did someone teach him the R word

[slate crown]

little or older brother?

[abstract path]

Luckily no

Tinier

Smh

[slate crown]

oh no

[clear prism]

Damn, no Crystal racist brother arc, then

This is so sad 😔

[abstract path]

Lmao

Dude

He bragged about a bag of chips 💀

[clear prism]

😐

[abstract path]

A FUCKING BAG OF CHIPS

[slate crown]

if i were you I would've grabbed the belt at that point

[clear prism]

You want some chips?

[abstract path]

He was like "you took more so i get more"likE BRUH YOU WANNA DIE KID?

[real tinsel]

yes

[clear prism]

Ah yes, logic.

I do the logic all the time.

🙂

[slate crown]

your mom raised a communist

[clear prism]

🤣

[real tinsel]

all that time you spent doing logic i spent doing your mom

[abstract path]

shut up

[real tinsel]

[clear prism]

Joke's on you, I am an orphan

👍

[abstract path]

That got dark quick

[real tinsel]

still have a mom though

[slate crown]

and I've got abandonment and mommy issues

[clear prism]

No, I am literally named "an orphan"

[slate crown]

👍

[clear prism]

It is my IRL name

[slate crown]

wtf

[real tinsel]

hello an orphan, my name is khaaytil

my friends call me kha

[clear prism]

Greetings

🤝

Honestly bro, whenever I hear that name, I think of that cat in Skyrim who asks for coin

[crimson pagoda]

Khajeet has wares, if you got coin

[abstract path]

Yis

But bro my brother just

[abstract path]

💀 💀

Biggest cringe kid i have seen blyat

[clear prism]

Hmmmmmm

🤔

Mordorian language detected

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Ello

[slate crown]

bouta wrap up for tonight bois

cya tomorrow

[abstract path]

Borrito :3

[clear prism]

The fuck

[real tinsel]

because that's where i got it from

[clear prism]

Well

[abstract path]

You wrap up a borrito so that was the first thing in my mind

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/1004129455431753868/BRAIN_AT_3AM.mp4

[clear prism]

So in other words, you secretly are hungry

[clear prism]

Ah yes, autism retired :)

Oh yes, I need to be politically correct, let me correct that

[clear prism]

Go to sleep, broski

Head to the sleeping in the bed immediately

[abstract path]

No i wanna be wrapped up in a blanket like a borrito ;^;

[slate crown]

that was my last post

pls don't hit me daddy

[clear prism]

Imma go buy milk, bye

[abstract path]

Lmao

[slate crown]

lmao bye

[real tinsel]

it's called a burrito dingus

[abstract path]

Burrito then

Remembered

[real tinsel]

why is it called "pegging" when the woman does the man but "anal" when the man does the woman?

isn't that a bit sexist?

[abstract path]

Meh

just don't think about it

Oh wait

Why is it called pegging

._.

Lmao

[swift scarab]

Sex is sex at this point, I don’t care

[abstract path]

I agree

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885504102157668384/1004426034420142250/63AE5FD4-D4F9-47B8-8367-31AA18CE082F.gif

[abstract path]

Cyute

[lusty sonnet]

get me some ice cream too, ty

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885504102157668384/1004426035904925757/TiZ9CfeTA9_zqOxy.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885504102157668384/1004426035498057759/IMG_20220803_082033_733.jpg

[abstract path]

Oh jeez

[severe linden]

the Regend

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/997128320430911529/cleaninsomeshit.mp4

Time for some good repost

[clear prism]

What kind

[lusty sonnet]

chocolate

or strawberry

[clear prism]

Sure thing, buddy

[lusty sonnet]

<3 Danke

[abstract path]

[placid sail]

is it okay if my first reaction to such precise or similar sentence said to me would probably be a fit of loud, humiliating cackling?

or is it a psycho thing to do

[clear prism]

No, I had the same happen to me as well. First a slow chuckle before evolving into mocking laughter

[abstract path]

Lol

German gurls tho

[placid sail]

how can you unironically say shit like that to a person

[clear prism]

Is called being "overly dramatic"

And also a very common manipulation tactic

[placid sail]

or crazy

maybe she was in a cult or something

we will do everything together, gtanil. forever. slowly approaches with a knife held in hand

[clear prism]

In fact, I find it rather fascinating. See, their thoughts result in such a common but still hefty manipulative action. They never quite consider the consequences of it, more like something that they fall back to in those kinds of situations

As if it were a backup plan to sort of "win" when they see that other methods of manipulation or persuasion did not work whatsoever

The thing is, if you have half a brain, none of these work on you because you see through it with ease. At least, that was the case for me anyhow

[clear prism]

Also, I am pretty sure there is a word for that 🤣

[placid sail]

considering the consequences of your manipulations implies caring for said consequences

and most of people who enjoy manipulations don don give a give a damn

[clear prism]

Oh no, they certainly do. Their public reputation is where it is at

But in private? 100% correct, they do not give a shit then

[abstract path]

It's a win to them only if they succeed

[placid sail]

but they can always shift the blame on you in a public field

[abstract path]

Exactly

[clear prism]

If you are dumb and let your emotions get the better of you, yes

[abstract path]

Because wemen

Yes

[placid sail]

bad crystal, that's sexism

manipulation has no gender

[clear prism]

Quite frankly, it is very easy to outmaneuver them at every step. They are easily predictable, you just need to identify the pattern

[abstract path]

Yes

[clear prism]

I used to uncover catfishes a lot back in my early days on the internet. It helped me really see them for what it is because those manipulation tactics never truly change

The words do but the methods remain the same

[placid sail]

I've seen the situations where being correct every step of the way still didn't help because some of the people still bought all the shit that the manipulator conceived

but you can argue that in such case they're making you a solid by showing you the people in your circle who don't trust you/know you enough

[clear prism]

Evidence is not all of it. Three factors are important. Timing, confidence and then the evidence. Charisma is also an additional plus point

But yes, those kinds of situations do show you who actually cares for you and is a good friend or not

However, there is one very easy way to avoid all of this. If you simply do not give a damn about others, there is nothing to be done

[abstract path]

True tho

Ugh

[placid sail]

that's a psycho play though

[abstract path]

Yeah it is

[clear prism]

How so?

[abstract path]

What about a "more human way"

[clear prism]

I do not care what others think of me. Quite frankly, I maintain myself as who I am and the friends that stick with me, they are true friends

[placid sail]

humans are social animals, it is in our nature, like it or not, to depend and trust other people, being completely detached from your circle emotionally is

[abstract path]

Yes

[placid sail]

ah nononono wait wait

[abstract path]

Like me?

[placid sail]

you're saying two different things

[clear prism]

I might have phrased my previous argument wrong, then

[placid sail]

at first you said "do not give a damn about others", and then you said "do not care what others think of me"

not trying to annoy you

hear my point

[clear prism]

Ahhh

I see now, my apologies

But yes, go ahead

[abstract path]

Smart guys be talkin

[stone blade]

hi

[placid sail]

being connected to people, caring about them, having a genuine connection to them is kind of necessary to our well being, we even have researches about lonely people being generally less healthy physically and mentally, having lower life expectancy etc

but it isn't necessary to be defined by them, to be dependent on their opinion to feel good or bad about yourself, and having no separate self-esteem from your external image, created by your circle, is kind of detrimental

so I disagree with "do not give a damn about others" and agree with "do not care what others think of me"

[clear prism]

Well, personally, the two are the same deal. Not caring what others think, not giving a damn about that sort of thing. It lets you be who you really are, not be guided by the thought of "Are the guys going to approve of this or not?". If you got friends that way, you can never truly be yourself and at that point, you are just pretending to be someone

You see that a lot with the whole "used personality#3 with friend group #5" meme going around

[clear prism]

Ah yes, ssstik.io

[placid sail]

yes, I agree, my point was that the phrase "do not give a damn about others" meant to me "to not care about others' people feelings, situations and agendas" which sounds like an obstacle for actually connecting with somebody

[eager quest]

dumbass rat

i wanna step on it

[heady crow]

i could kill you

[placid sail]

I see the ideal situation as such: you care about each other and respect each other, but! you do not force yourself on each other and exist separately

[placid sail]

how dare you

[clear prism]

You know how they say that chips make you thirsty

[clear prism]

Uh oh, meme dump incoming

[abstract path]

Dumbledor lookin ass

[lusty sonnet]

Some hot chips then

[clear prism]

[clear prism]

If Chips were girls, they would have breast implants because of all the fucking air in them

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[clear prism]

Literally Corpos stealing us blind

[heady crow]

also @grizzled meadow

[lusty sonnet]

Ice cream tho

[heady crow]

lowkey do want to get that tattoo

[placid sail]

uhhhh

[heady crow]

but like its hella susp just having stalker tattooed on a open place

[lusty sonnet]

Put it on the trampstamp place

[placid sail]

yeah without context for normies who haven't played it

[wide bough]

Not really, memes have been significantly less funny lately

[heady crow]

well youd like to see that atleast

[clear prism]

If you did that, it would mean you were brainwashed by Monolith

[placid sail]

you'd be a buff guy living in the woods with the word STALKER tattoed on him

[clear prism]

I know, we have truly entered the dark times

[wide bough]

How to scare off anyone in your property

[lusty sonnet]

Would give me another reason to go to finland

[heady crow]

if you ever do ill make sure to take you to my cottage

[lusty sonnet]

Cabin in the woods type shit

[placid sail]

bruno getting clapped day by day with his new trampstamp stalker tattoo, and finally, one day, during another clap from another man, he finally hears it

ANUUUUUU

CHEEKY BREEKY

and there it is

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

he's finally found his soulmate, his fellow stalker fan

[clear prism]

Hold up, the fuck is a trampstamp

[placid sail]

it's some sort of romantic love story

[clear prism]

Liar.

[lusty sonnet]

Tattoo on your lower back

Like those shitty ones

[wide bough]

The

The stalker ass tattoo

Imagine railing some mf with that shit staring at you in the eye

[clear prism]

Good time to question your life choices

[lusty sonnet]

That mf would be Bruno

[placid sail]

live laugh crack

[heady crow]

fuck man you guys really are trying to talk me into this

[clear prism]

🤣

Just do it, man

[heady crow]

that entire situation seems worth it to get the tattoo

[clear prism]

Embrace it

This is definitely not a choice you will regret in your life later on

[heady crow]

definetly

clueless

[wide bough]

Dude I have no clue what’s going on

[clear prism]

And whenever you look at it, you will think "Damnit, some fuckers on Discord convinced me to get this shit"

Never going to happen, of course

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/334559751243300874/1002131332874391592/myhonestreaction-2.gif

[wide bough]

the little men on discogs made me do it

[placid sail]

that would be anatomically challenging

[heady crow]

yeah we are just speaking hypothetically

[clear prism]

There is this thing called a mirror, bz11k.

[placid sail]

so he would go out of his way to come by mirror, pull his pants down and stare at his ass just to regret it?

[clear prism]

Yes

[wide bough]

People shame themselves in the mirror all the time

[lusty sonnet]

Some buff Finnish dude with a STALKER trampstamp saying perkele is going through my head rn

[clear prism]

😂

[clear prism]

Oh boy, match starting, see you

[placid sail]

or Bruno riding a bus, crouching down to tie his shoes, exposing his butt crack and his STALKER trampstamp, and some random finnish granny muttering "mitä vittua" silently

[lusty sonnet]

Match? 👀

[heady crow]

you guys are fucking killing me 😭

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah basically imagining Bruno at this point

[placid sail]

why all jerma clips are so well made and sexy

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/Blv9qVYlioY

I feel like this is just the theme song for brainfart overall

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/3ZeHmdJnny4

it's even in the name

[swift scarab]

Eh, I like mine better

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-tears-cat-point-gun-crying-cat-gif-17741904

[mortal dirge]

most evil man

[hushed marsh]

What a psycho

[mortal dirge]

@dim gust evil modder

[dim gust]

Testing is what it is x)

You cannot save the Zone without making sacrifices

[abstract path]

Risk of rain soundtrack is....yes

You ever just put on your music in the bathtub and just vibe to it while chilling?

[clear prism]

Depresso espresso

[abstract path]

Lol

Random

Gtanil

How do u feel today

[clear prism]

In a writing mood, actually

But I keep running out of music to listen to which interrupts my writing flow

You?

[abstract path]

Vibing

Hope u can get more music

[clear prism]

de Mosic

[abstract path]

Yus

[radiant grove]

damn daniel

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zod0fbrlZwQ

[vivid edge]

i love how things get reposted every single day

not that pepe tho

[ripe ibex]

ඞ

[placid sail]

which one of you is raimen and playing league

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409528035008708608/1004459639053762681/redditsave.com_how_to_sell_more_cars-n3ri3sxwxye91-480.mp4

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1004469380693893130/alyoo.mp4

u menya yestʹ anekdot

https://twitter.com/AlmostFurious/status/1554883321443778562

Brandon Hieb🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AlmostFurious)

@BGrueskin “You know what perjury is, right?”

Likes

530

Twitter · Aug 3, 2022, 5:34 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1554876736852172800

[stone blade]

АЛЕ

[swift scarab]

Don’t you love when you’ve shitposted so much that your phone storage is full to the point of needing to delete memes

[plucky void]

this is why I don't use discord on mobile devices

[swift scarab]

It’s easier for me to do so on here then my laptop, plus I’m lazy

Have a forg

[clear prism]

Nothing beats the old Volvo:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603263019945951232/969678408290287656/Volvo_Shitpost.webm

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750881873391255573/1004480227352780860/v10044g50000cbjseabc77ucgk626g40.mp4

[swift scarab]

Raccoon moment

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-jump-cute-gif-15966364

[clear prism]

Those Dms looking very lucrative right now

:)

[swift scarab]

You shan’t get my taxes

[placid sail]

translated version pog

[swift scarab]

Ja

[real tinsel]

yippeee

[swift scarab]

[real tinsel]

man i always thought he says "mom bought me cola"

[swift scarab]

Loner Trader Origin Sotry

Unrelated news, this is a wind farm that got struck by lightning

[clear prism]

Infinite fire glitch

[real tinsel]

that's a portal opened by a witch from the dark ages

[swift scarab]

Makes sense

[real tinsel]

as you can see by the end she can't keep the portal open because her magicka is ending

[swift scarab]

Me in radar when I see the chad of an Exo Monolith who’s on the top of the leaderboard

[real tinsel]

man i haven't played stalker in months

[swift scarab]

Unforgivable

No canned beans for you

[clear prism]

No canned beans? Wow

Outright violating the Geneva convention

Punishment time

[lusty sonnet]

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Surrogate+jellyfish_c8649e_9711733.mp4

[real tinsel]

chonk

seeing fatass cats reminds me of that fat cat that lies on a mouse

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674782987086200877/1004380462065647656/Gachimuchivideo4sub.mp4 @grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

no fucking mercy he just releases all his mass onto the mouse

[clear prism]

Wait hold up

He actually fucking said it in Russian what

What the fuck

[placid sail]

yeah it was memed all over the place in our parts today

you gotta give it to the talking heads

telling all this shit with gachi in background with a straight face ain't easy

[real tinsel]

somebody sat and watched hours of gay porn to make this video possible

[clear prism]

Man, this is hilarious

[placid sail]

it's probably what they're watching on a daily basis anyway

[real tinsel]

nvm by the end i realized they're all sitting and watching billy's videos together

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/wtfmig/status/1554916656694153217

dog (@wtfmig)

I played celeste over the weekend

Likes

1522

Retweets

257

Twitter · Aug 3, 2022, 7:46 PM

[stone blade]

hi

[plucky void]

alo

[wide bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533093841033625601/1004503055561138226/ezgif-1-1e87129c47.gif

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzDywQf90tI

[clear prism]

Why are you posting porn anime here, bro

There are kids here, have some shame

[placid sail]

If posting sensual feetshakes is wrong, then I don't want to be right

[clear prism]

Ah yes, finally. Been waiting to see this one again so I can yoink it

[vivid edge]

oh so politicis ARE allowed

[heady crow]

the main focus is on replacing the statue with billy herrington

and not really whats going on there

[abstract path]

Did u guys know

That

If you flex your muscles while you are hard

In some minutes your bulge will disappear?

Kinda scary ngl

[stone ravine]

bulge gone

mind cleared

[heady crow]

i mean idk about scary

[abstract path]

No more heresy

[heady crow]

your blood just flows elsewhere

[stone ravine]

no cum

[abstract path]

Yes

[vivid edge]

sure , yet that tv show is propaganda #1

[heady crow]

alright

never said it was true, just the fact that the petition actually has gone so far as to actually getting the statue replaced was humorous to me

but if it really is problematic falco will delete it

[vivid edge]

ye it is humorous

ukrainians trying to find something to smile about while their cities and country becomes swiss cheese

[clear prism]

Uh oh

[heady crow]

ahuh

[clear prism]

Me, waiting to see the good old 'Aldourien is typing...'

[vivid edge]

was wondering if there's a mod to switch ingame voices to ua

i'll search tomorrow

until then

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-laughing-running-80s-retro-cartoon-hahahaha-gif-12615111

[clear prism]

Ah yes, there it is

Mhm

[scenic sable]

No. That clip has the focus of Billy Herrington.

[scenic sable]

It doesn't show any political agenda or anything which breaks our rules.

[clear prism]

Me coming in with that color mix of #18181a and #6767a7

[abstract path]

Oh god

[onyx birch]

When the nerd takes equine testosterone

[clear prism]

Taking that Trenbolone 😂 👌

[abstract path]

I bet that dude is pumped with adrenaline

[clear prism]

'That dude'???

That is buff Kruglov, bro

[abstract path]

Even worse

[onyx birch]

[clear prism]

I gave him an RPG during my playthroughs

He is nuts

[abstract path]

What about fanatic?

[clear prism]

Nah, nothing like seeing an egghead blast Snorks with RPG

[abstract path]

Same

[abstract path]

Imagine rocket jumps in stalker

[heady crow]

well i mean

ragdolling does exist

[abstract path]

It does

[clear prism]

I was hoping for revengeance status

This is so sad

[heady crow]

andrew

there has to be that risk that sam might not pop up

[clear prism]

No

[heady crow]

its what keeps every bait and switch risky

exciting

worth it

[clear prism]

😔

[clear prism]

🤝

[swift scarab]

[plucky void]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914935584194170900/1004464616081985617/lol-1_1.mp4

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8BfhovmSXE

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[swift scarab]

I’m stealing this

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[swift scarab]

Is this becoming a recurring theme for their news or something

[upbeat bobcat]

They needed a good shitposting and got it

After all, nothing important is happening anyway right, they gotta keep it real

[swift scarab]

I wish American news looked like that

[mortal violet]

[swift scarab]

It’s nothing but celebrities being idiots and getting themselves into court troubles, or the president being half senile

Boring as all hell

[upbeat bobcat]

Kek, at least Obama knew how to speak properly

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-ballin-basketball-gif-19387821

Indeed

[upbeat bobcat]

Was that Miami Heat visited White House after championship I don't remember

[swift scarab]

No idea, I stopped watching the news for the most part after I was about 15 and got disillusioned with society being stupid

[upbeat bobcat]

How dare you

[plucky void]

"half" senile

https://tenor.com/view/confused-thin-air-handshake-joe-biden-gif-25975408

[mortal violet]

"let me shake your hand!"

[upbeat bobcat]

Been a while since I reposted this

[plucky void]

funny thing is trump's supposed to be somewhat strong but he says you can't throw a brick

even I can throw a brick

across a street

[fading shuttle]

here you go

for some reason it doesnt fucking show

fuck it ill just download it

[swift scarab]

As an American if I’m too offensive I get a no knock raid, the agents sweat constantly upon my every waking breath

[grizzled meadow]

The fucking statue is too much

[fading shuttle]

it is art

like a roman sculpture

[grizzled meadow]

I thought just saying "gay porn actor Billy Herrington" was already too much but the statue is something else

[grizzled meadow]

Agree

[fading shuttle]

honestly this couldve been considered the best timeline if you know

the funny eastern european event didnt occur

[grizzled meadow]

best timeline
covid

I mean

We still had funny moments, that's true

[fading shuttle]

listen if all it took was covid for me to hear russian media talk about gay porn actor Billy Herrington

shit wouldve been worth it

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I agree, since 2020 this was perhaps the best year considering everything

[upbeat bobcat]

Can't wait for Russian Billy to come out.

I'm sure he's out there somewhere

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/pe-aa-simply-inv-tarkov-style-alpha

This is brainfart material

@heady crow

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967890498775814154/1004569013134835722/shark.mov

[radiant grove]

when did i acquire 4 new drives

[upbeat bobcat]

The moment you downloaded that hentai from a sussy website

[slate crown]

hate it when that happens

[upbeat bobcat]

ikr

Now you have 4 miners that conceals themselves as USB drives

[upbeat bobcat]

They are almost always fucking adults waiting for someone to crack their shells amiright.

[slate crown]

Walm

[swift scarab]

Now this is art

[upbeat bobcat]

walm

[radiant grove]

i tried to open one and all it contained was a pirated half life source and a video of john cena eating ice cream

[upbeat bobcat]

Bing Chilling

Good times

There was a time Ready or Not had the Bing Chilling sound clip in it's files but they then deleted it.

[swift scarab]

Is bed time now

1:30am moment

[slate crown]

wish someone did this to me

[pastel quartz]

please end your suffering at the earliest convenience

[stone blade]

yall gonna suffer with me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415600489338503182/1002831365810700399/redditsave.com_rule-8v8oq5aj2ge91.mp4

[abstract path]

Kill.

[abstract path]

He just doesn't care B)

[abstract path]

End.this.

[stone blade]

mmm no

[abstract path]

What game is tis

[lusty sonnet]

looks like a titanfall game

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart users be like: "this is so me"

[stone blade]

who was in paris?

[eager quest]

ni||ce car||s

[clear prism]

Accurate. Very accurate

[clear prism]

This is why I keep a baseball bat next to my door

[vivid edge]

what's interesting is that I had no idea until today who tf is Billy Herrington
But yall seem pretty educated on the subject.

[grizzled meadow]

🥶

[radiant grove]

i know who

[stone blade]

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radiant grove]

xbox live

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

I think I saw every possible edit of that movie in here

[grizzled meadow]

Falco wake up new edit dropped

[heady crow]

falco dont you get it

hes just like me (fr)

[grizzled meadow]

He bussin

[slate crown]

Therapist: Patrick Baldman isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Patrick Baldman:

[clear prism]

Hmmm

Damn Corpos

[abstract path]

Okay! Imma try titanfall then lel

[pastel quartz]

just whatever you do dont play multiplayer

[abstract path]

When would i ever play multiplayer?

[slate crown]

"It's just a prank bro!'
The prank:

[clear prism]

It is just a joke! See, there is the camera

points to Airport security camera

[placid sail]

I've found a stalker anomany streamer on twitch who smokes so much pot while playing the game I'm surprised he can even talk, and he's playing an ironman

I would just go comatose from such amount, his tolerance level must be insane

[upbeat bobcat]

Titanfall 1 is dead, it's a multiplayer only game and there are no servers. Titanfall 2 has storyline campaign.

[slate crown]

'ell yea

[abstract path]

I

Did

Not ask

But thank you

[clear prism]

I asked

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[stone blade]

you know who else asked?

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[scenic sable]

p!warn Way too explicit content to pass our #📄rules.

[foggy mantle]

@opaque pollen has been warned.

[stone blade]

lol

[scenic sable]

Whoops.

p!warn @radiant grove Way too explicit content to pass our rules.

[foggy mantle]

@radiant grove has been warned.

[grizzled meadow]

Poor Way 29

[scenic sable]

I somehow thought the 'reply' would be enough, even if I knew it didn't. 🤷

[grizzled meadow]

The bot is too good, you don't even need to @

[heady crow]

Well the channel is called #🎪bruh-fart for a reason

[grizzled meadow]

Well technically he speaks when the game is loading

[heady crow]

Ye exactly. The meme references his diary entries

[stone blade]

technically i didnt ask

[grizzled meadow]

@clear prism he asked

[heady crow]

Ivan the world doesent revolve around you and your problems

[clear prism]

Yes, I asked

[heady crow]

Go away to your little cave

[stone blade]

ok finish man

[heady crow]

Bulgar

[stone blade]

FINISH!

:(

[clear prism]

Bolgograd

😂

[heady crow]

Im gonna say it

Actually nvm

[clear prism]

Say it

[lusty sonnet]

[clear prism]

Breaking news: Girl population in Gamma server drops to Zero!