🎪bruh-fart

[eager quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848538050233237594/981329238382759946/unknown.gif

[slate crown]

miss me with dat B U L L

[real tinsel]

this is crystal

[eager quest]

looool

[slate crown]

too real

[heady crow]

I can relate

[heady crow]

A few benches in the gym i go to in the big city has those spotter stands so all you can see is the spotters front side

Always feels hella akward to spot and bench with a spotter

[slate crown]

i spot myself

[real tinsel]

i don't need spotters i simply do it all by myself and then the barbell falls on me if my arms fail me

[heady crow]

Ive gotten used to knowing how many reps in the tank i have during bench so i dont really need a spotter

But its nice to go to the gym with a friend once in a while

[slate crown]

when i push myself to the absolute limit, I'll just roll the thing onto my stomach and stand up

[heady crow]

Yeah that or just sliding the plates off

[abstract path]

Shut up

[slate crown]

wat

[abstract path]

No

[real tinsel]

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up go away go away go away go away go away

[abstract path]

Yeah

[real tinsel]

man wtf 80 pages is unbelievably high

how many hours do you have to jerk off to reach that

my dick starts burning after the first hour

[slate crown]

yes

[slate crown]

ummm, might wanna get that checked out

[real tinsel]

nah it happens because i don't use any oil stuff

[slate crown]

ah, friction burn

[real tinsel]

yes

my hands are dry as hell

[heady crow]

Its not the jacking off but searching for something worthy enough to jack off

[real tinsel]

my ex's hands were always sweaty so it acted as natural oil

[heady crow]

Thanks for the info

[real tinsel]

another info dump since you seem to like them

[real tinsel]

i eat my hands' flesh which causes them to grow coarser and it makes jerking off even more painful because the parts that are still healing cut like a knife

[heady crow]

Alright khaa please

What the fuck do your hands look like

[heady crow]

A classic

[plucky void]

why's he doing the wryyy pose

[real tinsel]

they're kinda blurry because my hands are shaky as hell

[plucky void]

I used to do that to that part of the thumb

when I was younger

[eager quest]

why eat ur own flesh when u can eat other people's flesh

[plucky void]

consent issues

[real tinsel]

mine tastes better

[eager quest]

i dont have a problem with that

they dont need to give it

[heady crow]

Damn yeah i can see how that would be rough during the process

[heady crow]

Ill be the judge of that

[real tinsel]

there's more but i didn't take photos of them because my phone's camera sucks and it's a pain to take close-up photos of every part

the part that makes it painful are the inside of my fingers

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1000757139960234034/mads_mikkelsen_friday.mp4

[mortal violet]

man I want to watch breaking bad but whenever I hear the theme, all I can think of is that oiled up dude shaking his juicy titties around

[slate crown]

i know right?

[fading shuttle]

damn it, i expected the caramelldansen version

[slate crown]

ÒwÓ

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465398449576083456/1002588152369782876/Facebook_7.mp4

[real tinsel]

how is this man earning money for sharing his deranged thoughts with the world

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730221708266569810/1002487937688162444/unknown.png

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[mortal violet]

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730990353703764058/1002456647446298694/Ruptured_Rollercoaster.webm

[plucky void]

what in the heck

[slate crown]

man Sundowner fell off

[stone blade]

hi guys

❤️

its me

[real tinsel]

IVAN

thanks for sharing

[stone blade]

yes?

[real tinsel]

hi

[stone blade]

hi

🫂

[real tinsel]

i see

[placid sail]

just several more hours until vague end of the day

and I can get piss drunk

[real tinsel]

you should learn how to make vodka from potatoes

[slate crown]

same but imma get blazed as well

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397957323739496448/1002568265593274508/trim.F6F53465-C8BA-440F-959F-37EFE8594F41.mov

[real tinsel]

I SAW THAT IVAAAAAAAN

[stone blade]

nah you didnt.

sorry

you didnt.

[real tinsel]

i happen to have did

[stone blade]

photoshop

[slate crown]

da fuq am i lookin at

[stone blade]

#💣tarkov-released

[real tinsel]

my penis

[placid sail]

I long for the times I could experience such merry joy over some stupid shit

now it's just khaaytil's disgusting hands all day long

[slate crown]

yea i love it when everyone groups mid and burns all of their sums

[onyx birch]

hey guys I found the

Freedom truck

[placid sail]

fuck fleshes get money

[slate crown]

JINX LORE

BOTTOM TEXT

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peeper-speech-bubble-gif-25522030

[onyx birch]

more complex than 40K

[abstract path]

Ah..

[real tinsel]

oh shit crystal has gone bald

only semi-bald though

commit to baldness, crystal. Shave your whole head off

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/2X7RgHuTwFM

accurate

[placid sail]

you're a menace to a society

[real tinsel]

i'm why

[slate crown]

i love the smell of agent orange in the morning

[placid sail]

you've pushed pure youth on a path of complete darkness and baldness

[real tinsel]

it's good to be completely dark and bald

you can hide better in dark areas and your head will reflect all the light, causing a natural flashbang effect on your foes

[placid sail]

reflecting the light with you scalp like a fucking beacon isn't exactly stealthy, kha

[real tinsel]

it is stealthy if they can't see me

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks Kotaku, always helpful

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/violence-gif-23959897

[swift scarab]

Anyone here play Foxhole by chance?

I wanted to know how the current conflict was going

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297749704920399874/967241541414453328/video0-6-1.mp4

[swift scarab]

Don’t do your own, it’s not worth it

The consequences are boundless

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527211526730416199/1002117864490274856/redditsave.com_sad_mr_krabs-k879vhfwtwd91.mp4

[swift scarab]

Capybara momentos

[swift scarab]

It took a second to realize that wasn’t English

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-power-polish-car-poland-car-strong-polish-car-gif-23408432

[real tinsel]

i can wear your skin and do your mom to fulfill your prophecy

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-korone-koro-caught-in4k-gif-22200301

[restive sky]

Spell icup

[slate crown]

Tigris Prime my beloved

[sudden elm]

only my weapon understands me:

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ppw5yTa3uk

[slate crown]

oh shit new sseth upload

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956216570848370720/1002607190936395918/trim.5C81129B-B410-4221-AE2C-E9B6A7B6CC45.mov

[slate crown]

Friday is over

[onyx birch]

Keeshee and Neco Arc

devious combination

[heady crow]

me

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344879263264276493/1002256662737981490/FB_IMG_1659026920619.jpg

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/4Ppw5yTa3uk

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[late blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422118331068448820/1002612149421621348/1657270280182.webm

discord is broken

[plucky void]

always has been

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833888832096305202/1002637215471501413/31d4545536d87a72d62b43842c3b954e.mp4

[plucky void]

Cheese

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/110876018956320768/1002350839677079683/1656800525664.webm

[eager quest]

BRO WHAT

WHAT IS WITH THESE VIDEOS

WTF

WHY DO THEY CHANGE SIZE

[plucky void]

no idea... I'll just stop clicking videos and spare myself the cancer

when you're not allowed to farm but you still gotta buy wards

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516189902065500160/1002630326645964840/unknown.png

[placid sail]

how do support even make money in dota 2?

[plucky void]

as far as I know... they don't

I think nowadays there are items that increase the passive gold/min you get

[placid sail]

so nothing changed at all

[plucky void]

and killing enemy wards gives gold

and ofc participating in enemy hero/tower kills

other than that I don't think there's anything that doesn't involve making your hc mad

[placid sail]

one of the few things league actually did right

support items are dope

[plucky void]

they're dope in dota as well

... it's just that supports never get enough gold to buy them

[placid sail]

lmao

[plucky void]

I need another game to play

It's been a while since I played a Doom WAD

time to start browsing the cancer that is doom communities

[placid sail]

try something new for once, old man

[plucky void]

where 99% tell you to play retarded slaughterfest WADs with 3000 monsters per map

[placid sail]

rare repost!

[heady crow]

im back on my pc so i can repost again

[plucky void]

getting ready to look for a new WAD to play

[placid sail]

the evil that is Bateman is back

[placid sail]

speaking of which

[heady crow]

alright heres something fresh

[placid sail]

not bad, not bad

[plucky void]

I hope that isn't what I think it is

[gloomy roost]

It's

#1 most recommended anime of all time

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833888832096305202/1002653104967258172/b3c89b93a177b844.mp4

[eager quest]

yall aint ready for this one

[vivid edge]

damn

[radiant grove]

whats the joke

[placid sail]

any spanish people in chat

[glass forge]

love it

[real tinsel]

i'm GOING TO eat your COCK

[wide bough]

Me when I GET YOU

[placid sail]

serious question

@grizzled meadow smash or pass

[grizzled meadow]

Hard pass

I mean you literally have branches in there

[placid sail]

well yeah but I mean

it's so beautiful

[upbeat bobcat]

I like eating branches but I don't like baked or cooked vegetables in general, especially tomatoes and onyon like that

[upbeat bobcat]

Cocky milk

[lusty sonnet]

I don't see any pineapple

[real tinsel]

i'd absolutely smash that

not sure what the branchy stuff are though

[placid sail]

cos your awesome

[placid sail]

петрушка и укроп

uh

parsley and

[real tinsel]

i don't know their english names anyway man

[placid sail]

dill and parsley, yes

[real tinsel]

i haven't seen petrushkas that big though

[real tinsel]

oh wait nevermind i looked again and they're regular sized petrushkas

my eyes saw them massive before for some reason

[placid sail]

petrushka enlargement

[real tinsel]

i used to have this weird thing that if i ever smelled petrushka i couldn't breath until i stop smelling it

like an allergy i think

but doesn't happen anymore

[abstract path]

Guys important news

[real tinsel]

my kitty sleep

[abstract path]

I am gonna get work soon

Which means monee

[real tinsel]

nice

[placid sail]

grats!

[abstract path]

Which means an own pc which ALSO means i can FINALLY play stalker GAMMA AGAIN

[slate crown]

no more rat droppings for breakfast

[abstract path]

No more "i am blank"

[real tinsel]

i think he lives in an apartment so no rats

[abstract path]

L

[real tinsel]

what work is it

[abstract path]

Hmm

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo niceee

[abstract path]

Idk, disabled people ig? Actually disabled kids

You get your own meals too

[real tinsel]

so like you're gonna take care of disabled kids

[abstract path]

No just help em

I mean same shit

[real tinsel]

that's what i meant

[abstract path]

Yes

[placid sail]

do you get paid for that or is that volunteering job?

[heady crow]

you too babes

[abstract path]

It is volunteer but we get our "pocket money"

[placid sail]

oh hey that's nice!

[heady crow]

also decided to finally update gamma and now the damn thing doesent want to run

time to see what the fuck is up

[placid sail]

I would just delete everything and make clean install tbh

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

what? I ain't got no time to fuck with that 4-dimensional modding warp fuckery

[real tinsel]

anyone who can mod stalker on their own is a god in my eyes

[placid sail]

yeah

deranged psycho gods

we need them and we fear them

[heady crow]

i push buttons like a monkey and try to make it work

if not ill wait another day to download again

[placid sail]

why not download it now?

[real tinsel]

did you update to rc3

[lusty sonnet]

Tech support 101 tbh

[heady crow]

gonna go to sleep and i dont want my pc humming when i fall asleep

[real tinsel]

i'm sinking in my own shit bruno

what do you propose

[placid sail]

fair enough

[gloomy roost]

Crystal

You forgot one thing

[heady crow]

nvm doing it now

[gloomy roost]

T a x time

[abstract path]

Wat

Hm

Tax

What tax

Not here smh

[urban ocean]

Accurate

[abstract path]

Ah

Imagine bein bored

[plucky void]

low BR fun

[plucky void]

I wonder how people actually do that

Phasma, is that you

[severe linden]

When they uh when they uh

[mortal violet]

nooooo jinx got cupcaked

[severe linden]

[placid sail]

this is fucking amazing

[severe linden]

Cmon bro

Get with the program

[real tinsel]

no YOU are fucking amazing

[placid sail]

weird flex, but thanks!

[real tinsel]

i shaved my head i'm now 100% bald again

i like the sound my head makes when i slap it

[placid sail]

kinky

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-slap-my-ass-gif-18220934

[eager quest]

one of my friends said that chocolate milk comes from brown cows

and i really cant tell if hes serious or not

he is diagnosed with metaphysical retardation tho hence listening to carti

but idk

[real tinsel]

chocolate milk does come from brown cows

[eager quest]

did u milk a brown cow

[real tinsel]

read a book once in a while skully

[eager quest]

in what book would this appear

[real tinsel]

the one that talks about brown cows

[eager quest]

ok send

[swift scarab]

Was it female or male as well

[eager quest]

what

[real tinsel]

there, believe me now mr "i judge everything" ?

[eager quest]

no

[eager quest]

ok im getting spiked from that one

[gloomy roost]

man fuck you

im almost done with cyberpunk 100%

then I can shelve this bitch

[eager quest]

mods?

[gloomy roost]

201

[eager quest]

damn

[gloomy roost]

Using the top collection

[eager quest]

chad

[gloomy roost]

It's actually pretty good on fps

[eager quest]

i simply downloaded everything myself

made my own

super stable

80% of the time

or more

[eager quest]

yeah gee thanks for sending the description instead of the link

💀

[gloomy roost]

Did you want the link

[eager quest]

can see both description and mods with link

plus

easier

[gloomy roost]

https://next.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/collections/iszwwe

Almost at revision 300

This guy really do be liking the cybergrind

[mortal violet]

downloading as we speak

[gloomy roost]

For the sweet nsfw ads huh

Also

Did the Panam ending and corpo/Arasaka ending today

Panam/Nomad ending is best

Arasaka is also good (never trust a corpo)

[quartz saffron]

I heard out of all the paths, corporate path is the weakest

[gloomy roost]

As a start?

Probably

Me nodding off waiting for Kerry to call me so that I can do his last mission and go sleep irl

[plush zodiac]

I still dream of her despite being fully aware that she no longer exists, yet I hope with all my heart to meet her once again in another life.

[gloomy roost]

[mortal violet]

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802703061709488149/1002646663334203463/fibre_optic_friday.gif

[plush zodiac]

Me rn

[mortal violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnY6HJwIQ0

[gloomy roost]

And there

done

goodnight

[grizzled meadow]

What game?

[gloomy roost]

Cyberpunk, I've been ranting about it the past few hours

[plucky void]

speaking of, I think it's 50% off again on gog

[gloomy roost]

.

[plucky void]

oh, it's not

[gloomy roost]

Next grind is uh, a good sleep schedule. Don't know how long that's gonna take.

[plucky void]

ah yes the most elusive, unattainable of RL achievements

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

Special PS5 Stray edition

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1002765533013348434/I_positively_tested_for_covid_stutter_meme.mp4

[real tinsel]

announcement

tonight i'll be doing falco

[mortal violet]

congratulations

[real tinsel]

thank you

[upbeat bobcat]

Tonight is still long way off give us details

[grizzled meadow]

Looking forward to this

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

i'll be doing him

[upbeat bobcat]

Fucking censored

DLC

Hidden behind pay wall

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397957323739496448/1002795852890394634/petah.mp4

[abstract path]

Wut is this

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749657249277804594/1002730090813210654/bitwars.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857047804063907840/1002748075053420544/mixed.webm

[abstract path]

I hate it that i actually cut my hair so now i look like a fucken prisoner

Also idk what this is

Oh

Yeah thay

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1002792139517857802/Everyone_Disappears.mp4

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/573618035647053834/1002679738239811614/duck.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498664055028973598/1002644595856920616/unknown-3190.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441850403420766211/1002323971548651550/294646819_1079031903042475_5000767332587258881_n.mp4

[abstract path]

NOOOOO

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930901396453224539/1002671071658512474/output.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885504102157668384/1002843982121934878/gaster.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1002711929321697290/1475386700508.jpg

[abstract path]

has unsupportet file type

[upbeat bobcat]

Casually upload a video name propaganda nice

[random rapids]

Only the best for you people.

[scenic sable]

p!mute @random rapids 2d Posting video containing heavy religious messaging, and underlying hints about the current conflict. #📄rules

[foggy mantle]

@random rapids has been muted for 2 days.

[eager quest]

lol

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mullet-dance-gif-20645986

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1002879663661658232/IMG_20220730_120406.jpg

ah damn i missed the propaganda video

does it make fun of putin ?

@random rapids can you pm me that vid ? cheers

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415600489338503182/1002777773519142944/v09044g40000cbf93sjc77u436uoiilg.mov

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1002883658002202674/milo.webm

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

[placid sail]

@real tinsel got your favourite snack here

[slate crown]

nice

[placid sail]

damn stealing kha's job

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude's too busy being bald

[heady crow]

Goddamnit you even changed the files name

[slate crown]

unemployed bald person, nothing new tbh

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[placid sail]

that's a new thing for me

and yesterday's bitwar vid

too bad this vids only work in discord

[heady crow]

And on pc

Not on mobile

[placid sail]

yeah

[heady crow]

Yeah

[placid sail]

da

[heady crow]

Juu

[placid sail]

oh hey my friend found similar thing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959947290007728179/1002403780186357892/press_1.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959947290007728179/1002403780723216535/EXPAND.webm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959947290007728179/1002403781037793280/press_2.png

[heady crow]

Think that one was already posted here

[slate crown]

crush it

[upbeat bobcat]

"Dominos ad"

[placid sail]

must have missed it

[slate crown]

until there's not a single atom left

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422118331068448820/1002612149421621348/1657270280182.webm

[slate crown]

this is the 3rd time I've seen this and still don't get it

[heady crow]

Or that one finnish fitness shop who sends me 4 messages a month informing me of sales

[upbeat bobcat]

sadge

[clear prism]

I like how one person figured something out in Discord and not even a day later, everyone is making memes just like that one

[heady crow]

Ikr

Also

[placid sail]

globalisation, son!

[placid sail]

oh hey he's got glasses and drink now, good for him

[heady crow]

But sire bz i want my peoples culture to stay intact

[slate crown]

saturday but i still have morning class on Sunday

[lusty sonnet]

been a while since i heard this song

[heady crow]

And im still on my 2 month+ vacation

[placid sail]

dw your cold isolated forest of a country is as free of the taint of mass culture as it gets

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

yeah thts literlly ME

[slate crown]

me when i left hundreds of people die on a plane crash

[heady crow]

Damn youre just like homelander

[slate crown]

ikr?

[slate crown]

did you make this?

[placid sail]

of course not

[heady crow]

You surely made this right?

[slate crown]

surely

[placid sail]

I only make carbon dioxide, sorry

[heady crow]

Right

[heady crow]

And me happy ofc

[lusty sonnet]

smooth smooth

[slate crown]

he's clear

[gloomy roost]

No dramatic music or anything

What a L meme

[slate crown]

bruh

[mighty ridge]

They didnt text me out of their own volition, just out of basic politeness

[eager quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848538050233237594/981329238382759946/unknown.gif

[heady crow]

[eager quest]

I KNOW WHAT UR DOING

LEMME DO THE

LAST O

n

e

ok

[heady crow]

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-when-i-cum-in-my-hand-wipe-on-face-jizz-in-hand-gif-15114576

[eager quest]

can relate

[lusty sonnet]

change bucharest to italy 👌

[heady crow]

Im sorry for you

[eager quest]

Nice 💪 💪

[heady crow]

Hows the weather down there anyways

Its like 15c here rn

[lusty sonnet]

i'm not in italy tho

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

i team

[slate crown]

you're one of the lucky ones

[lusty sonnet]

do be 24c here

[slate crown]

oof

[eager quest]

same boat?

[eager quest]

36 degrees

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-phone-drake-phone-speechless-drake-speechless-gif-24736190

How are you alive

[eager quest]

barely holding on

breezes are for some reason nice tho

[narrow lotus]

Luckily , no

[eager quest]

besides, i have 4 huge windows behind me

i live in paradise

(minus the bucharest and dust part)

[placid sail]

shnep

[slate crown]

on a good day my weather is either boiling hot or hot

[heady crow]

I workout in a barn so bigass door lets in some nice breezes at times

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623631927509002/1002113997400715344/received_544953660661764.mp4

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/O_gq0TFs8vo

[slate crown]

had me in the first half ngl

[placid sail]

bateman shed

[grizzled meadow]

Only the best,

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Fratello?

[grizzled meadow]

Not a brother, rip

[lusty sonnet]

no scusa

[heady crow]

🤌

[grizzled meadow]

I swear if you're fucking around with me

[grizzled meadow]

I literally said "Brother?"

[lusty sonnet]

and i said, "no sorry"

would love to but no :(

[grizzled meadow]

But you answered in italian

You're playing with my feelings here

[heady crow]

I took one course of italian in high school am i worthy enough to be called brother?

[grizzled meadow]

We are more than that

[lusty sonnet]

i have a very very basic italian knowledge

[grizzled meadow]

[lusty sonnet]

enough to survive and that's all i need

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[grizzled meadow]

Why do you know italian?

I'm curious

It's literally one of the worst and (imho) useless language to learn

[lusty sonnet]

interest in languages in general, some friends that studied it at uni and i vibed with them

also helps that it leans closely to french and latin and such

not extremely hard to pick up basic stuff then :)

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah basic stuff is easy

[lusty sonnet]

fratello, frère, frater

all kinda similar eh

[stone blade]

no i checked

nothing is in my ass

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[real tinsel]

go all the way, crystal. Go bald

shave your head to pure perfection

do not leave a semen of hair on your head

[heady crow]

Exactly

Khaa can say it from experience

[real tinsel]

thank you for having my back bruno

[heady crow]

No khaa

[real tinsel]

skill issue

[abstract path]

No

Lemme show u

Before the incident

After the incident

[real tinsel]

yes go all the way

make the head shiny

[abstract path]

Recovery

Door to door salesman lookin ass

[real tinsel]

crystal you look like the guys who refer to women as "ma'am" and carry a katana sword

[abstract path]

XD

[real tinsel]

get rid of fedora, embrace the bald

[abstract path]

Nah

[real tinsel]

EMBRACE THE BAAAAAAAALD

[abstract path]

Niet

[real tinsel]

JOIN MEEEEEEE

[abstract path]

Make me

;3

[real tinsel]

no you have to choose it yourself

this isn't religion

[abstract path]

Ha

Lmao

[heady crow]

Masculinity went up by 200% christ

[abstract path]

Xd

[real tinsel]

it dropped here though

[lusty sonnet]

ngl this has "m'lady tips fedora" vibes

[real tinsel]

i will gaslight you into shaving your head fully

[abstract path]

I know -_-

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Don't mention it

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-tipshat-mlady-melady-athiest-gif-7191305

[abstract path]

Bro don't make me wheeze stahp

[lusty sonnet]

[clear prism]

Went from "Hey guys, welcome to my Minecraft Series" to "Do not come to school tomorrow"

[lusty sonnet]

*"Do not come to school tomorrow, except for you m'lady 🤠 "

[eager quest]

true

incredible

[abstract path]

I just got dead cells with all the dlcs

Y e s

[heady crow]

Ikr

Actually looks like some estonian kid with anger issues

[clear prism]

Very close to the good old:
"This discord has done nothing but bring me down as a person. Everyday I come in here and all you do is tear me down, insult me, hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally, physically, and mentally. I just can’t take it any longer. This server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. No one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are; every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me. I didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. I literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from. All of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. You guys act like I’m some kind of virus, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. It’s driving me insane. I feel mental and like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. At this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. I know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. It’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. It’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if I left anyways so I’ll just go and I hope all of you find happiness in life and I’m sorry for all the troubles I’ve put any of you through. I give up. Goodbye."

[heady crow]

Im not reading all that

[clear prism]

Yeah no, I never read it either

I just stole it 🤣

[real tinsel]

just read the first sentence and last sentence to get the context

i do this with pretty much every long text

[stone blade]

me getting domed by the player scav for trying to loot airdrop

[swift scarab]

TL:DR moment

https://twitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1553115479379742722?s=21&t=98YAdNAxLK3K5x0275LigA

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost)

https://t.co/0yzC0i6yAA

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Twitter · Jul 29, 2022, 8:29 PM

Me when I have an excess of anomalous bread in my car

[plucky void]

PS5 Stray Edition

[abstract path]

Me

[swift scarab]

Brainfart in a nutshell

[slate crown]

gtanil, kris and khaa

the holy trinity

[swift scarab]

I figured gtanil would be idiot 2

[slate crown]

gtanil seems pretty mellow

[swift scarab]

Only when he’s on his meds

[slate crown]

ah

that would explain it

[plucky void]

"I am the source"

[slate crown]

POV: Amber Turds lawyer

[swift scarab]

I need a better mattress, my back hurts

[slate crown]

sleep on the floor

[swift scarab]

Been there, done that

Multiple different types of floor too, carpet, tile, hardwood

[plucky void]

sleep in zero G

[swift scarab]

Too expensive to be an astronaut

[slate crown]

sleep on a hammock

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFYgeE32f0

[swift scarab]

Walls are too flimsy to support anything besides my sanity

[slate crown]

america moment

walls are built like tissue paper

[swift scarab]

To be fair, this house was built in like the 70-80s

[slate crown]

meanwhile im dying of heat stroke in a house of solid concrete

[swift scarab]

Do you have a basement

[slate crown]

yea we don't have a need for basements

[swift scarab]

Fair, I wish we had one though

[slate crown]

some of the bigger houses have attics but thats about it

I've NEVER seen a single basement in any vietnamese home

[swift scarab]

Our reason for not having any is Texan dirt is so full of rocks and shit that no one wants to bother suffering through it

[slate crown]

good lord you live in Texas?

Kkona brudder

[swift scarab]

It’s already 30°C at 10am

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

i always confuse Texas and Arizona

[swift scarab]

We’ve been having 37C temps for the past 1-2 months

[slate crown]

can never tell them apart

[swift scarab]

Texas is a desert, that occasionally gets a torrential downpour of rain, Arizona is just a desert

[slate crown]

thanks for the input

also doesn't arizona have all 4 seasons too?

[heady crow]

^

Hammock hiking in general fucks hard so i dont see why not

[heady crow]

Its a chill 16c here right now

[slate crown]

the closest thing to homeless shelters we have are public hammock reststops where people who don't have houses go to and wind down

[heady crow]

Ah thats pretty cute

We dont even have homeless

[swift scarab]

Hand over the temperature

[slate crown]

ditto

it just rained and it immediately evaporated as soon as it stopped

[raw pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930901396453224539/1002671071658512474/output.webm?size=4096

[swift scarab]

I think the worst type of weather we get is when it so hot that when it does finally rain, THE RAIN IS FUCKING HOT

[slate crown]

mmmmm hot rain

[lavish dragon]

Piss rain

[swift scarab]

I mean like hot to the point that it starts to burn

Texas weather despises humanity

Not to mention the 2 times it’s snowed in my lifetime our state had a mental breakdown over it

[slate crown]

cold showers hit different when it's hot af outside

even so it has gotten so hot that it literally heats up our waterpumps to the point where cold showers become lukewarm

i think the coldest weather I've experienced is when i went to Japan for a 3 day tour

but was during summer so i couldn't imagine how colder it could've been

[heady crow]

Its cloudy and im still sweating when doing woodwork

I would die in 30+

[swift scarab]

The cleansing fires of the southern US are not for the faint of heart

https://twitter.com/shouldhaveaduck/status/1552959291904036864?s=21&t=Jg9GFmfoth11zNj4Vp9wSw

why you should have a duck 🦆 (@shouldhaveaduck)

https://t.co/uRTV7p994U

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Twitter · Jul 29, 2022, 10:08 AM

[slate crown]

woah

[swift scarab]

Duck

[slate crown]

mans built like a cannonball

[grizzled meadow]

[plucky void]

sad noot

[vivid edge]

the actual animation short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5cFBi02O34

it's pretty damn good

[slate crown]

it is awesome

[vivid edge]

🙏

zdhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1002965556078575646/unknown.png

[vivid edge]

okay i think we've seen every resizzvidya at least twice

if not 4 times

[mortal violet]

i'm sorry that you care

[lavish dragon]

Damn you didnt have to fucking murder him like that

[plucky void]

o shit GWTB that's a classic

[plucky void]

I mean it already got old by the second one... 3 days ago...

[stone blade]

hi

💗

[mortal violet]

buncha meme moderators over here

[mighty ridge]

D-dont look baka, I'm naked

[swift scarab]

I’ll take both, thanks

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/334559751243300874/1002131332874391592/myhonestreaction-2.gif

[mighty ridge]

Spread your wallet, king
This post was made by 3070ti gang

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492735404995510273/1002676594147602532/bitwars.webm

[abstract path]

Bro . _.

Dead cells doesn't seem fun anymore

"But i thought it was your most favourite video game?" Yes, it still is but it somehow can't distract me from thinking of other stuff from the outside...

Like my partner

Ex partner actually

They said i like attention well yes, i liked their attention

[clear prism]

Me, holding back the urge to say the big funni words

[abstract path]

Theirs, noone elses

[clear prism]

"I ate cereal :)"

[heady crow]

god you are such a manipulator

[abstract path]

Me?

[eager quest]

which

[heady crow]

andrew

[abstract path]

Drew ann

I can't forget about everything neither can i cope with it conpletely :(

Like bro please just gimme amnestics

[lusty sonnet]

Just say it

[clear prism]

Interrogator basically:

[abstract path]

God no

[abstract path]

Simp.

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922145980734910474/1002979647337791488/Bouncing.webm

[grizzled meadow]

Maybe the third time it has been posted

[placid sail]

at least it's a fresh new meme

[grizzled meadow]

Shame my phone can't load it properly, even if I download it

[placid sail]

that stuff is old and been posted a million times now

[heady crow]

yeah

and?

[placid sail]

I could kill you

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/995388491779297290/caption-10.gif

[grizzled meadow]

😠

[plucky void]

since we reposting

I'm gonna send the

[placid sail]

yeah I wanted to repost it to telegram and it doesn't work at all there

[plucky void]

ultimate cat meme

[heady crow]

im gonna send this then

[placid sail]

the mother of all reposts and forced memes takes his hat off

[placid sail]

we have a better one now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1002883658002202674/milo.webm

[heady crow]

oh christ

[placid sail]

this is so exciting

we are on the frontier of a new meme genre

well, not entirely new

but a fresh new chapter of the genre for sure

[grizzled meadow]

These memes that interact with your Discord is new

[heady crow]

well in that way sure

[grizzled meadow]

Like that idraulic press

[heady crow]

but files that fuck with your discord isnt a new concept

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883743270247747605/1002964056816238663/twitter_20220730_113803.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

You either stop the video or you experience the crushing

[grizzled meadow]

It's new for me

[heady crow]

<180cm men have two choices and these are them

[heady crow]

you havent experienced the vids that crash your discord?

or this

[placid sail]

don't do it man

oh god

the eternal fish

[grizzled meadow]

Nope

[heady crow]

you know what falco

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, I know this

[heady crow]

good on you then

[heady crow]

it works on mobile too?

sick

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[heady crow]

ahhaa so vids that fuck with your discord arent new to you

alright heres something from the archives

[grizzled meadow]

I know that fish video

[abstract path]

Ah

[plucky void]

I thought the "real men under 6ft" was gonna show a coffin being buried or something

[grizzled meadow]

And now I know about those videos that do stuff to your Discord

[heady crow]

@placid sail btw could you send the song to this again?

[abstract path]

Ah

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/0JQ0xnJyb0A

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-dont-know-now-you-know-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-seven-bucks-you-understand-it-now-gif-25538419

[heady crow]

alright thanks bz

youre a real life saver

[abstract path]

Bro

Idek if i am a boy or a girl anymore xd

[heady crow]

what if you are neither

[abstract path]

Well that's the thing, idk!

[heady crow]

happens ig

[placid sail]

does it even matter?

[lusty sonnet]

[abstract path]

Bruh

[plucky void]

it probably should matter

[abstract path]

Fucking 75%

[abstract path]

to me it does since i wanna fucken wear some other clothes then from meb

[abstract path]

But not like dresses

[placid sail]

you can't differentiate between clothes you like and dresses without knowing your gender?

[placid sail]

me likey this, i take it, me no likey this, I no take it

ez

[abstract path]

Aha

Ok

[abstract path]

I get it-

Now imma play risk of rain

[plucky void]

nothing like finishing the last day at work before vacation listening to Free Birb

[abstract path]

THERE IS LOCAL CO-OP

HAHAHA

[placid sail]

I was expecting to go on holiday in august since my boss said it's possibly

[placid sail]

but judging by current flow of work, or, better say, an unstoppable meteor rain, I'd say I'm going on holiday to super hell

and never

and will die of ligma

[heady crow]

whats ligma?

[plucky void]

who the hell is steve jobs

[placid sail]

I know that you're both being ironic asshole, but for a moment my always tired and stupid brain went "what is going on is it real"

[placid sail]

I should go to Finland and just sit in a forest for a week, screaming from computer deprivation every second of it

[heady crow]

https://www.nationalparks.fi/tuntsa/trails/ukkhikingtrail

this sounds ok?

the ukk national park is right besides russias border too

[stone blade]

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING HOLE

[placid sail]

oh, that's great for ahem

it's just great

[heady crow]

just splendid

i know right

just a quick through hike and you have been succesfully smuggled into finland

you already got the homeless look so you can just feign memory loss and start a new life on the other side of the border

[placid sail]

I fear the day it may be unironically the plan

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726846809724420146/990182389202436166/trim.FB81AF7D-5E21-4050-A245-488DA2AA2D95.mov

This is probably skimming the border of "you have chosen death"

[heady crow]

yeah lets hope that it wont be so

but we two cant affect it much

[placid sail]

since the only comedic value here is playing around gamer word, I'd say a baguette is nearing your butthole

[onyx birch]

This man be playing with fire

[plucky void]

I suppose, but the bait is the point, the point is the bait

well, mods let me know

[onyx birch]

tru tru

[heady crow]

the mods will let you know by muting you Kappa

[onyx birch]

[placid sail]

guys

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/xyanaid/status/1553371213158035457?s=21&t=_xTiyJFGQENNDVmo9-OVcQ

xai (@xyanaid)

rkgk 452

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Twitter · Jul 30, 2022, 1:25 PM

[placid sail]

I've found a great idea for a gift

for Falco

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Carp+me+off+guard_9dbc5a_9756032.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

I need this

[plucky void]

super topper

[onyx birch]

It’s perfect

Now I want one too

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/madroz_/status/1553062883621208066?s=21&t=_xTiyJFGQENNDVmo9-OVcQ

Madroz (@madroz_)

https://t.co/GZyXiLi4JN

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Twitter · Jul 29, 2022, 5:00 PM

[grizzled meadow]

Finally the video version

JAJAJAJAIAJA RONALDINHO SOCCER

[heady crow]

oh yeah dude its boomin

i miss when it was used in the bait and switch format

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[grizzled meadow]

Arthur is basically the same

[heady crow]

reminds me to play through rdr1 and buy the second one

[grizzled meadow]

I still don't know what you do

[grizzled meadow]

Crush ma?

[heady crow]

thank you andrew

[heady crow]

sugma?

[narrow lotus]

Behave or i mute u

[heady crow]

we have a word for people like him here

god that sounds oddly racist

[plucky void]

steve blum vs steve blum

[placid sail]

the most appropriate term would be SMM I guess

[heady crow]

this is a bait

whats smm?

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/clam-guy-gif-25041802

[placid sail]

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