#🎪bruh-fart

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clear prism
heady crow
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Khaa found another schizo to communicate with

plucky void
gloomy roost
heady crow
quasi sundial
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i love cta

gloomy roost
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It a cutie

radiant grove
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50 robux

slim osprey
real tinsel
abstract path
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5 pull ups, 5 push ups

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Now pause

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Wait a bit

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Do it again

real tinsel
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hello nobod

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it's me kghay

abstract path
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Ye

abstract path
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Hi khatil

real tinsel
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hi

abstract path
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Idk who wouldn't know u here tbh

real tinsel
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probably @frosty siren doesn't knowm e

abstract path
real tinsel
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he doesn't seem to be replying to my mentions either

abstract path
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Also

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can't they find their own fucking stuff?

real tinsel
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uh no

abstract path
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. _.

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Br u h

real tinsel
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c ock

abstract path
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Balls

real tinsel
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do you wanna see my cat's balls

zenith grove
real tinsel
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hello stupid i'm hakyt

gloomy roost
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Why are you asking here?

real tinsel
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brainfart is the core of gamma

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the hub

mortal violet
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in my opinion brainfart should be placed directly under announcements

stone blade
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❤️

real tinsel
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i agree with every word apollo said

mortal violet
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this channel is really important

upbeat bobcat
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Brainfart my beloved

real tinsel
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we're the epitome of everything

placid sail
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be a merciful cat

real tinsel
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i'm pretty sure catto is the most merciful mod here

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he's banned like a total of 0 people

zenith grove
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absolutely okaycathappy

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never banned anyone

placid sail
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he's just standing there

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judging everyone heavily

real tinsel
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he exists

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do i exist bz11k

placid sail
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he doesn't bite, but he can still harm you

placid sail
gloomy roost
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Which department do you work in Cat?

placid sail
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begone, phantasm

gloomy roost
zenith grove
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wait, what ?

heady crow
real tinsel
gloomy roost
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All of em?

zenith grove
real tinsel
abstract path
placid sail
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kitty cat department

heady crow
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Melvin :)

real tinsel
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more like gayvin the gay cat

clear prism
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So much for okay_cat129 never banning anyone

swift scarab
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Huh, what happened to shoebill this time, I just woke up

placid sail
clear prism
real tinsel
placid sail
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OH RIGHT

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LOOK AT THAT

real tinsel
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i've always wondered how having my ribcage broken feels like

placid sail
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I kinda forgot who did the deed!

swift scarab
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Honestly I’d have expected Aldourien to ban him more then anyone else

clear prism
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I believe it was more of a "first responder" situation

placid sail
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I think sometimes Also is just doing nothing and waiting patiently in order to make other mods spill some blood too

swift scarab
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First man available pulls the trigger

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Makes sense

real tinsel
zenith grove
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oh dont worry, he is always watching

swift scarab
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No kidding

placid sail
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told ya

clear prism
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You know, there is that one mod who is just lurking in invisible

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Only showing themselves once in a while with a random react emote

real tinsel
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that's falco

swift scarab
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Ah yes, the stealth mode mod

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Always available for those “mods are asleep” moments

clear prism
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I think so? 🤣

real tinsel
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ledy appears once a month and then disappears

zenith grove
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they only appear when the server needs them the most kekw

swift scarab
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SuperMod, away!

placid sail
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hey guys here's a bird dissappears for another hundred years

real tinsel
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oh yes, falco is back

placid sail
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mammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa miaaaaaaaaa

clear prism
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Weird

swift scarab
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Return to the mod dungeon from whence ye came

clear prism
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What kind of wizardry is this

real tinsel
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ohh yessss falco is back

clear prism
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Ledy can not be tagged

real tinsel
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it's iedy

clear prism
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@ledy

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It does not show up in the prompt

swift scarab
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@narrow lotus

real tinsel
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@narrow lotus THERE

swift scarab
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Uh oh

clear prism
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Ohhh, with an i

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Goddamn 🤣

swift scarab
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Yeh

placid sail
swift scarab
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Oh boy, my favorite

real tinsel
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we summoned the bird lady

clear prism
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Got to respect the permanent invisible connoisseur

real tinsel
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her romanian birds are coming to steal all your valuables

swift scarab
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Stalker moment

real tinsel
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my brain can't handle games like anomaly anymore

swift scarab
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It vaguely irritates me that none of the rest of my siblings are good at video games in general

placid sail
real tinsel
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i suck at them and yet i still play them

swift scarab
placid sail
swift scarab
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Aka game journalist mode

placid sail
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kills a puny gang of bandits after 20 reloads ez banditpepe

swift scarab
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Kinda hard to play a coop fps game when your teammate doesn’t know how to walk

real tinsel
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i hadn't seen a person to completely lift up their entire hand from W just to press A

swift scarab
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We play on consoles for that

real tinsel
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good times

swift scarab
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Casual game humping

real tinsel
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no the humping is reserved to only before sleep

swift scarab
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Fair enough

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I shall continue to receive neither in life

real tinsel
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except that she was the one humping me

clear prism
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@swift scarab be like: Weird flex but ok

swift scarab
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Basically

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I feel like that for a lot of things these days, I just choose not to say it

real tinsel
swift scarab
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I’d like to have sex at least once before I turn 30

gloomy roost
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But the wizard title

clear prism
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Well, how much time you got left until then?

placid sail
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unironically

swift scarab
clear prism
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Ach, that is plenty of time

real tinsel
swift scarab
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Easy for you to say, I live in a retirement community with my grandparents

placid sail
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dude you're fucking 19 and worried about not having sex?

lusty sonnet
placid sail
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shit's can change 20 time in the span of month

real tinsel
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sex becomes easier the older you become

swift scarab
placid sail
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as well all in one way or another

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don't worry, you'll figure something out

swift scarab
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Closest thing I have for that is a gay friend in the Netherlands, but that’s a long trip just for that

real tinsel
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go to pubs or bars if you want to get laid

placid sail
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bad spawn doesn't mean you're fucked forever, so to say

swift scarab
clear prism
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Not to worry, there is always Discord

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😂 😂 😂

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🤣

swift scarab
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That’s where I met my friend in the Netherlands

real tinsel
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visit bruno while you're there

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he can probably give you a thigh job with his thigh highs

gloomy roost
swift scarab
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That would imply knowing where they live beyond just the country, which I don’t

placid sail
real tinsel
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you can ask

swift scarab
placid sail
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source: I'm a big fucking idiot and a failure, but sometimes I've managed to forget that for a second, and some cool stuff still happened

real tinsel
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it's usually what you do with the thing that happens

clear prism
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For example: If I offer to slide into them Dms...

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😉

swift scarab
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You already did that once

placid sail
# real tinsel something is bound to happen either way

yes, because things are just bound to happen anyway, but when you're ears deep in negative expectations, you're gonna miss it, or you're gonna push it away, or you gonna think "yeah that's not happening" and go away

clear prism
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Oh right, I did

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Perhaps a Part 2 must happen

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🤔

placid sail
real tinsel
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i had the same mentality as chaos enjoyer in my teens and in 2020 i somehow managed to land 2 girlfriends and some old friend from 2015 randomly popped from nowhere and wanted to have sex with me

swift scarab
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Mostly in life I’ve just been focused on paying my bills and helping my grandfather take care of my grandmother, she has diabetes

clear prism
swift scarab
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Besides that, I’ve generally been isolated from the outside one way or the other

real tinsel
clear prism
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Ayo what

real tinsel
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ahh it was a gay joke

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the "" changed everything

real tinsel
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i didn't have sex with her because my morality wouldn't allow me

clear prism
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Thank goodness

real tinsel
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she did end up having sex with her ex however

swift scarab
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I think my main issue at the moment was that all the friends I make that do wanna have sex all live in Europe, why’s it so hard to find American friends

clear prism
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RIP me, who is in Germany

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Oh well

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🤷‍♂️

clear prism
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Yes, you must find some way to get out there

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Otherwise you will be stuck here and meet random ass people

real tinsel
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like gtanil who will constantly try to sneak into your dms and send you dick pics

clear prism
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Yes.

swift scarab
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Closest place for socializing in my backwater town is the mall, and I don’t particularly want to jaywalk across a freeway just to make friends

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Damn crosswalk buttons never work

clear prism
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Damn, no bars or anything?

real tinsel
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man then don't make friends. Enjoy solitude like i do

swift scarab
real tinsel
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you may go insane and start shaving your head and living in walls

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but it's fun

swift scarab
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21 year old for Americans to drink

clear prism
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Hmm

real tinsel
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go to a pub then

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same stuff

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except that pubs don't expect id if i remember coorectly

swift scarab
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Only pub I know is the one way downtown, and I can’t drive

real tinsel
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wanking is the only option then

placid sail
clear prism
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There are other, more... depraved solutions

gloomy roost
real tinsel
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like fucking grass?

clear prism
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Was a big thing during Covid, actually

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Yes

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Yes

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100%

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Absolutely what I meant

gloomy roost
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Ah yes.

clear prism
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How does he keep doing it

real tinsel
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fuck grass chaos enjoyer

gloomy roost
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Get a dryad gf.

swift scarab
gloomy roost
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Wait no TanilG

placid sail
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derpy-neko becomes a druid class arc

clear prism
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Wheezed so hard, I felt my consciousness slip into the fifth dimension

gloomy roost
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I hope I do not know what you're talking about

clear prism
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You probably do

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Which is both tragic but understandable

gloomy roost
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DIY

real tinsel
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i can't be any more direct than this skylly

gloomy roost
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Nice.

real tinsel
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fuck grass

swift scarab
gloomy roost
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Salmonella greentext lessgo.

real tinsel
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there was a specific name for sex demons

real tinsel
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something something starting with s

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i don't remember the rest

gloomy roost
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Succubus

real tinsel
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ah yes

gloomy roost
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And Incubus

clear prism
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Well, to be fair, I was thinking about something else

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But I guess fucking grass works too

placid sail
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this fixation on sex, it's the same thing as being obsessed with yourself being a loser

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it's mostly an outside influence of our culture

gloomy roost
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Were you not talking about the DIY kits G?

real tinsel
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sex won't fix your life. Tried and approved

clear prism
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Fuck no 🤣

gloomy roost
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Ah.

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THen nah.

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Spill it.

swift scarab
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I’m not obsessed with it, it just bothers me that most kids my age already have girlfriends and whatnot while I’m just taking care of my grandparents

placid sail
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truth is, you may as well not really want sex that much, or don't think of yourself as a complete failure, but constant comparing with others make you think so

slate crown
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sex is overrated

placid sail
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so at the end of the day, it may be also beneficial to just stand back and think: do I actually need it? or it's just I'm supposed to need it?

real tinsel
placid sail
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bald man is stealing sex

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mods

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moooods

slate crown
swift scarab
real tinsel
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good point

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i'm not sure i can take more from you

swift scarab
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Which Hole.

placid sail
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it's not "I want sex really bad"

slate crown
real tinsel
placid sail
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it's "guys of my age have it, am I a loser?"

real tinsel
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and so am i

real tinsel
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🤝

placid sail
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I'm better than that

swift scarab
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He’s k11zb instead

placid sail
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I'm thinking of myself as a loser because of failing to achieve my own outlandish purposes, not because of comparing myself with others

real tinsel
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same

slate crown
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ditto

placid sail
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fuck others

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they want cars and career and stuff, shit's pathetic

real tinsel
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i will fuck them for you bz11k

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i'll fuck every last one of them

placid sail
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I want to have... smack lips Croatia.

gloomy roost
real tinsel
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BZ11K

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DO YOU HEAR ME

placid sail
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no

real tinsel
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i will have sex with all of your enemies

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i will sex them all bz11k

placid sail
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I'm thinking of my ideal slavic kingdom

swift scarab
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Vodka?

real tinsel
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i will be the royal punisher of your kingdom

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and i will sex all your enemies with my bald head

placid sail
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stop sexing everyone

real tinsel
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i will shove myself into their anus and come out from their mouths

placid sail
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that's not sex??

slate crown
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i can vouche

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he's not kidding

real tinsel
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my whole body will come out from their mouths bz11k

swift scarab
real tinsel
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i will be reborn each and every time you send me to punish your enemies

placid sail
real tinsel
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they'll fear you

swift scarab
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I am uncomfortable with the energy generated in this office today

slate crown
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very homoerotic

placid sail
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it's because he ate asbestos from his walls again

real tinsel
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i did not

swift scarab
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And he DIDNT SHARE???

slate crown
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denial

placid sail
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it's not that bad when he's on his usual diet of coffee and cigarettes' butts

real tinsel
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it's just floor coverings today

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i'm out of coffee

swift scarab
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Feed him some fiberglass, that might help

real tinsel
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and cigarettes are unhealthy

slate crown
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I've got some leftover popcorn ceiling if you want

swift scarab
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God I hated popcorn ceiling growing up

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It always pissed me off for no apparent reason

slate crown
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shit used to be in everyhome

swift scarab
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What was the point of it in the first place

clear prism
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Damn internet died

slate crown
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laziness

real tinsel
gloomy roost
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What the hells popcorn ceiling?

swift scarab
placid sail
real tinsel
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also makes it taste like popcorn

quasi sundial
clear prism
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Goodness gracious, what the hell did I miss 🤣

swift scarab
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@gloomy roost basically this, all over the ceiling

gloomy roost
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oh

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lol

slate crown
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yummy

clear prism
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Ah yes, the ceiling popcorn

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AKA rock candy

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AKA forbidden white powder

swift scarab
real tinsel
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slate crown
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imagine this but on everywall besides the ceiling

quasi sundial
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Thanks

slate crown
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i used to use my nails to pick at them when im bored

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explains the brain damage growing up

real tinsel
swift scarab
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I remember eating some of it once on a whim, was very dusty flavored

gloomy roost
quasi sundial
swift scarab
gloomy roost
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Hopefully he didn't really snort snow.

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Uh.

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Geez.

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My best highschool friend snorts sour candy.

clear prism
slate crown
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i snorted pixie sticks

real tinsel
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all this cocaine shenaniganing reminds me of my favorite aunty donna skit https://youtu.be/AkHwUMKYJ3I

gloomy roost
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Ah yes.

clear prism
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You clearly have done cocaine, khay

gloomy roost
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Brainfart snort session is a go.

real tinsel
slate crown
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phones about to run out of battery salute

swift scarab
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Sadge

clear prism
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Rest easy, @slate crown

slate crown
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until next time

narrow lotus
clear prism
narrow lotus
clear prism
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Bruh

real tinsel
swift scarab
narrow lotus
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hello what's going on

real tinsel
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i've already imagined you as the bird lady with trained thief birds

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there's no going back

clear prism
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From Romania

quasi sundial
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Cta

swift scarab
quasi sundial
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Kto

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Kot

clear prism
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Do not forget that important information

real tinsel
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don't confuse my imaginations

gloomy roost
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The brainfart council was discussing sex, and then drugs, the nose kind.

clear prism
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Ah yes, the sex

placid sail
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I was thinking "didn't khaaytil himself tell me that Iedy is a guy" but decided to stay away from his antics this time

narrow lotus
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did anyone get muted so far?

quasi sundial
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!getrole admin

clear prism
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It truly exists in all kinds of depraved and desperate measures

swift scarab
real tinsel
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but those are facts, and facts have no place in my imaginary world

clear prism
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But what about an imaginary world where they do exist?

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🤔

real tinsel
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who

narrow lotus
clear prism
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Lol

gloomy roost
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Damn

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Was he trolling in other channels too?

clear prism
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It was obvious, man

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Just like me getting banished in the future

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😉

real tinsel
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it's weird that he didn't get banned the first 3 times

narrow lotus
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somewhat, he was beating around the bush so many times we had to take action, we got tired of racist homophobic games

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this is a stalker server and he was here doing that shit, he can do it somewhere else

real tinsel
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the cat man banned him

clear prism
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His very first ban

narrow lotus
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cat is nice until it scratches, then it can get u blind

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or banned , depends

real tinsel
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he can ban me next

lusty sonnet
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Does cat man purr if you're being nice to him?

clear prism
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Probably

narrow lotus
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gotta have to ask yourself

clear prism
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Try it

narrow lotus
placid sail
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I can imagine a scene in the background of Aldo putting a revolver in cat's trembling hands and saying: Your time has come. Do it now. For the server.

gloomy roost
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Ah yes.

narrow lotus
lusty sonnet
placid sail
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HA I KNEW IT

gloomy roost
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The prime fate of any brainfart member is to get banned in the future?

real tinsel
clear prism
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Aldo forced cat broski to ban?

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Goddamn

placid sail
narrow lotus
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no force , more like invite him to

real tinsel
gloomy roost
narrow lotus
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and cat was there to serve the gamma server

clear prism
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😂

swift scarab
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That’s less subtle

narrow lotus
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thank you for ur service cat

clear prism
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He can service us any time ;)

real tinsel
narrow lotus
swift scarab
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Makes sense

clear prism
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The head honcho himself

quasi sundial
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p! Getrole admin

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Invalid role argument.
Role not found.

Usage: p!getrole <role>

clear prism
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Lol

lusty sonnet
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Lmao

narrow lotus
quasi sundial
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p! getrole administrator

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Invalid role argument.
Role not found.

Usage: p!getrole <role>

real tinsel
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p! Getrole baldheadwalldweller

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Invalid role argument.
Role not found.

Usage: p!getrole <role>

clear prism
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Try Moderator

quasi sundial
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p! Getrole moderator

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick The Moderators role is not self-assignable.

quasi sundial
#

?

narrow lotus
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i mean it takes multiple tries, never give up

clear prism
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Oof

placid sail
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I wonder if cat is still hearing shoebill's voice shouting I'M NEEDLESLLY OPEN ABOUT BEING HOMOPHOBIC and then abrubtly going to complete silence when he goes to sleep

real tinsel
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p! getrole atticcottoncandyconnosieur

quasi sundial
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P! Getwife that loves me

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick Invalid role argument.
Role not found.

Usage: p!getrole <role>

clear prism
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Lol

placid sail
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stuff like that is not easily forgotten

quasi sundial
placid sail
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what are you idiots doing

quasi sundial
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Sex naked pênis

placid sail
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right.

narrow lotus
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please leave pancake alone

quasi sundial
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I have a long

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Long

gloomy roost
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But

quasi sundial
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History with pankake

gloomy roost
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p!cat

foggy mantleBOT
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gloomy roost
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Eheh

quasi sundial
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Comes allll the way back from anomaly......

narrow lotus
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p!bird

gloomy roost
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Winky cat

lusty sonnet
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p!dog

foggy mantleBOT
#
quasi sundial
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P!cta

narrow lotus
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damn, i gotta talk to grok about this, it's unacceptable

placid sail
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p!taxfraud

gloomy roost
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p!avain

placid sail
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huh

lusty sonnet
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That's a chonker

swift scarab
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How many animal commands do we have?

placid sail
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figures

gloomy roost
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Rip

quasi sundial
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P!sex

gloomy roost
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p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

gloomy roost
swift scarab
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Lol

real tinsel
placid sail
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and here goes the capitalism

clear prism
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Lol what

quasi sundial
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P!anime

real tinsel
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you know he's always watching you

placid sail
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p!taxes

lusty sonnet
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p!buy fishing rod

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick You don't have enough 🥞 to buy this item! You need 50 more 🥞

quasi sundial
lusty sonnet
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50 pancakes???

gloomy roost
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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

quasi sundial
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P!sword

narrow lotus
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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

clear prism
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I think pancake is having a seizure

placid sail
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oh fuck

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here we go

quasi sundial
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P!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

narrow lotus
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now what do i do with it

lusty sonnet
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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

real tinsel
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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

real tinsel
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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You can get your next daily 🥞 in 23 hours, 59 minutes, 56 seconds

gloomy roost
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What have I done

real tinsel
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:((

lusty sonnet
placid sail
#

there is now an open market in gamma

real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

quasi sundial
#

P!help

foggy mantleBOT
#
Command List
🥞 Currency

addbalance, balance, blackjack, buy, claimrewards, daily, deposit, fish, give, giveitem, highlow, inventory, iteminfo, leaderboard, lottery, removebalance, resetbalance, rob, russianroulette, sell, shop, slots, trivia, use, withdraw, work

🎉 Fun

8ball, akinator, bigtext, coinflip, embed, fml, higherlower, roast, say, ship, xkcd

🖼 Images

beautiful, birb, byemom, cat, meme, dog, f, facts, gmagik, illegal, sepia, saturate, darken, brighten, invert, grayscale, implode, explode, magik, present, kiss, hug, slap, cry, smile, blush, lewd, weebsh, wizard

ℹ Info

avatar, donate, help, invite, ping, roleinfo, serverinfo, stats, support, userinfo

📊 Leveling

level, levelcalculator, levelleaderboard, levelmessages, levelroles, resetlevel, userlevelsettings, xpchannel, xp

⚒ Mod

ban, clearinfractions, duration, infractions, kick, mute, purge, reason, removeinfractions, softban, unban, unmute, vckick, warn

⚙ Settings

lockdown, channeltoggle, currencysettings, customreplies, deletelog, editlog, farewell, forceend, greeting, itemsetup, lotterysetup, modlog, perms, prefix, setcurrency, togglenowplaying

🎵 Music

autoplay, bassboost, join, lyrics, move, nowplaying, pause, play, queue, remove, repeat, resume, search, seek, shuffle, skip, stop, volume

🔞 Nsfw

You must have a NSFW channel to see these commands.

👱 Roles

autorole, getrole, reactionroles, role, selfrole

🔧 Utility

addtag, botlist, calc, choose, edittag, embedcreate, embededit, giveaway, notifications, poll, removetag, reroll, suggest, tag, translate, urban

placid sail
#

now it's doomed

clear prism
real tinsel
#

p!buy fishing rod

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You specified an invalid item!

quasi sundial
#

🤓

gloomy roost
#

It is

foggy mantleBOT
#

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

gloomy roost
#

I have to admit

foggy mantleBOT
#

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

narrow lotus
#

p!russianroulettte

real tinsel
#

nice

lusty sonnet
#

p!birb

foggy mantleBOT
real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Common Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.

narrow lotus
#

p!russianroulette

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick Missing Argument
The amount argument is required.

Usage: p!russianroulette <amount | start>

placid sail
#

p!slap

quasi sundial
#

P!meme

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!slap <member>

#
*Emotional Damage*
placid sail
#

p! slap khaaytil

foggy mantleBOT
#

bz11k slaps khaytiil

placid sail
#

get fucked

real tinsel
#

p!russianroulette 50

foggy mantleBOT
#
Starting a game of Russian Roulette

Run p!russian 50 to join.
Everyone has 1 minute to join.
To force start, do p!russian start

narrow lotus
#

p!meme

foggy mantleBOT
#
seriously though isnt it your phone?
clear prism
#

Bruh

quasi sundial
#

P! Hug

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!hug <member>

lusty sonnet
#

p!russian start

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You must be the person who initiated the game to start.

real tinsel
#

p!hug @placid sail :))

foggy mantleBOT
#

khaytiil hugs bz11k

lusty sonnet
#

p!russian 50

foggy mantleBOT
#

check Successfully entered you in the game.

placid sail
#

p!kiss khaaytil

foggy mantleBOT
#

bz11k kisses khaytiil

placid sail
#

lol get cockblocked

narrow lotus
#

p!ban

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!ban <member> [duration] [reason]

narrow lotus
#

oopsie

lusty sonnet
#

Catblock

clear prism
#

Oh my goodness

real tinsel
#

p!sex @placid sail

placid sail
#

nice try

clear prism
#

I am getting flashbacks

#

The bad kind

foggy mantleBOT
#
Starting round #1 of Russian Roulette

There are 2 people alive!

#

khaaytil#3368 points the gun at themselves 😳

quasi sundial
#

P! Pat

foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @real tinsel didn't shoot themselves today!

narrow lotus
foggy mantleBOT
#

Ἄρης#6424 points the gun at themselves 😳

lusty sonnet
#

Ohno

foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @lusty sonnet didn't shoot themselves today!

#

khaaytil#3368 points the gun at themselves 😳

placid sail
#

this is getting out of hand

foggy mantleBOT
#

BANG! @real tinsel shot themselves!

#

@lusty sonnet has survived! You won 🥞100!

narrow lotus
placid sail
#

oh no

lusty sonnet
#

Only 100????

clear prism
#

@real tinsel is officially dead

placid sail
#

what have you done you bald idiot

clear prism
#

This is so sad

narrow lotus
#

p!dog

foggy mantleBOT
#
lusty sonnet
#

I'll remember him

placid sail
#

p!cry

foggy mantleBOT
#

bz11k is sad :C

placid sail
#

I am sad

gloomy roost
#

Why bz

placid sail
#

khaaytil is fucking dead

real tinsel
#

p!happy

gloomy roost
#

It's okay

placid sail
#

quiet khaaytil you're dead

gloomy roost
#

He's a ghost in the machine now

quasi sundial
#

P!meme

gloomy roost
#

Bound to the internet

foggy mantleBOT
#
I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
placid sail
#

ghost in a wall

clear prism
slate crown
#

hey guys i finally got my phone charg-monkaS

real tinsel
#

i have come back to p!russianroulette all

clear prism
#

This is server lore now

real tinsel
#

p!russianroulette 400

foggy mantleBOT
#

You specified an invalid amount!

lusty sonnet
#

Lmao

foggy mantleBOT
#
Starting a game of Russian Roulette

Run p!russian 400 to join.
Everyone has 1 minute to join.
To force start, do p!russian start

quasi sundial
#

P! Russian 400

foggy mantleBOT
#

check Successfully entered you in the game.

lusty sonnet
#

p!russian 400

foggy mantleBOT
#

check Successfully entered you in the game.

quasi sundial
lusty sonnet
#

Oh wait the 400 is pancakes

#

NO

clear prism
#

It is a fucking hi-point, bro

slate crown
#

p!russian 400

foggy mantleBOT
#

You don't have enough 🥞 to do that! You need 400 more.

slate crown
#

darn

gloomy roost
#

p!russian 400

foggy mantleBOT
#

check Successfully entered you in the game.

real tinsel
foggy mantleBOT
#
Starting round #1 of Russian Roulette

There are 4 people alive!

#

khaaytil#3368 points the gun at themselves 😳

slate crown
#

p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
#

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

clear prism
#

Oh boy. Here it goes

foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @real tinsel didn't shoot themselves today!

#

SafeExtract#8195 points the gun at themselves 😳

real tinsel
#

boo

placid sail
#

time to develop an industry of paid sexting in gamma to provide russian roulette addicts with money

lusty sonnet
#

O no

foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @quasi sundial didn't shoot themselves today!

#

Ἄρης#6424 points the gun at themselves 😳

quasi sundial
lusty sonnet
foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @lusty sonnet didn't shoot themselves today!

lusty sonnet
quasi sundial
foggy mantleBOT
#

Skully#2100 points the gun at themselves 😳

clear prism
#

He dies

foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @gloomy roost didn't shoot themselves today!

clear prism
#

Aw man

gloomy roost
foggy mantleBOT
#

khaaytil#3368 points the gun at themselves 😳

real tinsel
#

skully before you die

foggy mantleBOT
#

BANG! @real tinsel shot themselves!

#
Starting round #2 of Russian Roulette

There are 3 people alive!

lusty sonnet
#

Ayyyyy

clear prism
#

😂😂😂😂

quasi sundial
clear prism
placid sail
#

khaaytil's fucking dead again

gloomy roost
foggy mantleBOT
#

SafeExtract#8195 points the gun at themselves 😳

placid sail
#

this is less dramatic now

foggy mantleBOT
#

BANG! @quasi sundial shot themselves!

#
Starting round #3 of Russian Roulette

There are 2 people alive!

slate crown
#

he's dead

clear prism
#

Lol

foggy mantleBOT
#

Ἄρης#6424 points the gun at themselves 😳

lusty sonnet
foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @lusty sonnet didn't shoot themselves today!

#

Skully#2100 points the gun at themselves 😳

lusty sonnet
#

Hackerman

clear prism
#

Skully dies

foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @gloomy roost didn't shoot themselves today!

#

Ἄρης#6424 points the gun at themselves 😳

lusty sonnet
foggy mantleBOT
#

CLICK! @lusty sonnet didn't shoot themselves today!

swift scarab
foggy mantleBOT
#

Skully#2100 points the gun at themselves 😳

clear prism
#

I might still be right

foggy mantleBOT
#

BANG! @gloomy roost shot themselves!

#

@lusty sonnet has survived! You won 🥞1,600!

slate crown
#

shit this is getting intense

clear prism
#

Ayo

slate crown
#

damn

real tinsel
#

damn

lusty sonnet
#

Ayo

#

It works

real tinsel
#

time to buy a bunch of fishing rods

clear prism
#

I was right lol

gloomy roost
lusty sonnet
swift scarab
#

Hell I’ll bite

real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Common Tropical Fish 🐠
This item was added to your inventory.

clear prism
#

I predicted it from the start

swift scarab
#

Do another round

placid sail
#

p!cease

#

p!stop

foggy mantleBOT
#

You are missing the music.stop permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You must wait 38 seconds to use this command again.

clear prism
#

Lol

placid sail
#

p!begone

lusty sonnet
placid sail
#

p!stopruiningmychatexperienceyoustinkybot

clear prism
real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You must wait 6 seconds to use this command again.

lusty sonnet
real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Common Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.

real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You must wait 52 seconds to use this command again.

slate crown
#

this is way deeper than I thought

clear prism
#

Damn, that squid is common

placid sail
#

khaaytil is finally able to feed his family of twelve cats

clear prism
#

A basic bitch

lusty sonnet
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

lusty sonnet
#

p!buy fishing rod

foggy mantleBOT
#

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

#

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

lusty sonnet
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 👙
It stinks so you throw it back at them.

lusty sonnet
#

Ok

slate crown
#

bruh

clear prism
#

Uhh

#

What the fuck

gloomy roost
placid sail
#

could have sold that for a pretty penny

slate crown
#

well someone's having a bad day

lusty sonnet
#

But i threw it back

#

Sadge

slate crown
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

gloomy roost
#

Bruh

clear prism
#

Bruh

real tinsel
#

what the fuck no

slate crown
#

p!buy fishing rod

foggy mantleBOT
#

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

#

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

real tinsel
#

why would anyone want accurate dinosaurs

gloomy roost
#

Can just as well make a thread for the bot side

slate crown
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Common Tropical Fish 🐠
This item was added to your inventory.

real tinsel
#

p!fish

slate crown
#

not bad

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught Common Pancakes 🥞
You got 🥞43.

real tinsel
#

nice

#

p!russianroulette 43

foggy mantleBOT
#

You must bet at least 50 to play russian roulette.

lusty sonnet
#

43 pancakes lmao

foggy mantleBOT
#

You don't have enough 🥞 to do that! You need 7 more.

clear prism
#

Guy catches 43 pancakes with one line

foggy mantleBOT
#

You must bet at least 50 to play russian roulette.

placid sail
#

okay my chat experience is definitely ruined

#

peace

real tinsel
#

aw

#

bye bz11k

#

see you on the butilka isle

clear prism
#

Fare well, bz11k

lusty sonnet
#

I'll remember you bz11k

real tinsel
#

i'll probably forget you in a few hours due to nutritional deficiency

clear prism
#

This is so sad

real tinsel
#

yeah

#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Uncommon Fish 🐟
This item was added to your inventory.

#

xtick Your fishing rod broke! Go buy a new one to start fishing again

clear prism
#

The funny Mordorian dude is gone

lusty sonnet
#

I'll fish to that too

real tinsel
#

p!sell

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick Missing Argument
The item argument is required.

Usage: p!sell <item | all>

lusty sonnet
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a Common Lobster 🦞
This item was added to your inventory.

real tinsel
#

p!inventory

foggy mantleBOT
#
khaaytil#3368's Inventory
[1]: Common Squid 🦑

Aw a cute squid.

[2]: Common Tropical Fish 🐠

Woah this is a cool tropical fish :o

[3]: Common Squid 🦑

Aw a cute squid.

[4]: Uncommon Fish 🐟

Just a plain ol fish.

real tinsel
#

p!sell all

foggy mantleBOT
#

Are you sure you want to sell 4 items for 🥞292?

clear prism
#

Damn

foggy mantleBOT
#

check Successfully sold 4 items.

lusty sonnet
#

Ayo

real tinsel
#

i AM RICH

#

p!russianroulette 300

foggy mantleBOT
#
Starting a game of Russian Roulette

Run p!russian 300 to join.
Everyone has 1 minute to join.
To force start, do p!russian start

clear prism
#

Now lose it all in Russian roulette

lusty sonnet
#

p!balance

foggy mantleBOT
#
Ἄρης
In Hand

🥞1,700

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞1,700

lusty sonnet
#

M

real tinsel
#

p!russian start

foggy mantleBOT
#

Not enough players joined russian roulette.

real tinsel
#

give me back my 300 pancakes you stinky ass bot

lusty sonnet
#

You actually lost them?

real tinsel
#

p!balance

foggy mantleBOT
#
khaaytil
In Hand

🥞335

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞335

real tinsel
#

apparently not

lusty sonnet
#

Nice

real tinsel
#

time to lose them all

#

p!russianroulette 335

foggy mantleBOT
#

You don't have enough 🥞 to do that! You need 4 more.

#
Starting a game of Russian Roulette

Run p!russian 335 to join.
Everyone has 1 minute to join.
To force start, do p!russian start

lusty sonnet
#

Think you still have 2 bullets in your inventory

#

From the last 2 roulettes kekleo

real tinsel
#

p!inventory

foggy mantleBOT
#
khaaytil#3368's Inventory

You don't have any items.

real tinsel
#

nope they're inside my head probably

clear prism
#

Left over shrapnel

foggy mantleBOT
#

Not enough players joined russian roulette.

slate crown
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Uncommon Shrimp 🦐
This item was added to your inventory.

clear prism
#

S h r i m p

real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

lusty sonnet
#

p!fisg

real tinsel
#

p!Buy fishing rod

foggy mantleBOT
#

Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

lusty sonnet
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a ** Common Puffer Fish** 🐡
This item was added to your inventory.

#

Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50

real tinsel
#

p!fish

lusty sonnet
#

A puffer

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Duck 🦆
He kicks you in the face and goes back into the water.

real tinsel
#

WHAT

#

duck

clear prism
#

Damn

slate crown
#

cope

clear prism
#

👀

scenic sable
#

damn. kekw

real tinsel
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You must wait 26 seconds to use this command again.

lusty sonnet
clear prism
slate crown
#

HUH

lusty sonnet
#

I swear that light mode is cursed

clear prism
#

It grants me natural immunity against flashbangs

slate crown
#

im legally blind without glasses

lusty sonnet
#

Grants you a free ticket to an asylum as well

clear prism
#

Yes.

slate crown
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Common Fish 🐟
This item was added to your inventory.

onyx birch
#

can’t argue with that logic

clear prism
#

It works

#

It just works

onyx birch
#

splendid

slate crown
#

works great for when he eventually gets raided

lusty sonnet
#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@lusty sonnet, casted out a line... You caught a Common Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.

#

xtick Your fishing rod broke! Go buy a new one to start fishing again

lusty sonnet
#

Welp

#

No more fishing

mortal violet
#

!cat

split canyonBOT
mortal violet
onyx birch
#

killer fish from San Diego

lusty sonnet
#

Tyty

#

Is it edible?

onyx birch
#

well

#

he’s Killer Fish from San Diego

#

maybe you can deep fry him

lusty sonnet
#

Might work

#

You can deepfry everything anyway

onyx birch
#

true true

plucky void
onyx birch
lusty sonnet
#

And air

#

Dunno if people died during that experiment

swift scarab
clear prism
#

Bloody Americans

swift scarab
lusty sonnet
mortal violet
#

!cat

split canyonBOT
mortal violet
#

!cat

split canyonBOT
mortal violet
clear prism
real tinsel
#

thank you pancake for satisfying my fishing addiction

#

p!fish

foggy mantleBOT
#

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Common Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.

real tinsel
#

p!help

foggy mantleBOT
#
Command List
🥞 Currency

addbalance, balance, blackjack, buy, claimrewards, daily, deposit, fish, give, giveitem, highlow, inventory, iteminfo, leaderboard, lottery, removebalance, resetbalance, rob, russianroulette, sell, shop, slots, trivia, use, withdraw, work

🎉 Fun

8ball, akinator, bigtext, coinflip, embed, fml, higherlower, roast, say, ship, xkcd

🖼 Images

beautiful, birb, byemom, cat, meme, dog, f, facts, gmagik, illegal, sepia, saturate, darken, brighten, invert, grayscale, implode, explode, magik, present, kiss, hug, slap, cry, smile, blush, lewd, weebsh, wizard

ℹ Info

avatar, donate, help, invite, ping, roleinfo, serverinfo, stats, support, userinfo

📊 Leveling

level, levelcalculator, levelleaderboard, levelmessages, levelroles, resetlevel, userlevelsettings, xpchannel, xp

⚒ Mod

ban, clearinfractions, duration, infractions, kick, mute, purge, reason, removeinfractions, softban, unban, unmute, vckick, warn

⚙ Settings

lockdown, channeltoggle, currencysettings, customreplies, deletelog, editlog, farewell, forceend, greeting, itemsetup, lotterysetup, modlog, perms, prefix, setcurrency, togglenowplaying

🎵 Music

autoplay, bassboost, join, lyrics, move, nowplaying, pause, play, queue, remove, repeat, resume, search, seek, shuffle, skip, stop, volume

🔞 Nsfw

You must have a NSFW channel to see these commands.

👱 Roles

autorole, getrole, reactionroles, role, selfrole

🔧 Utility

addtag, botlist, calc, choose, edittag, embedcreate, embededit, giveaway, notifications, poll, removetag, reroll, suggest, tag, translate, urban

real tinsel
#

p!rob @placid sail

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick bz11k#9693 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

clear prism
#

😂

real tinsel
#

p!rob @slate crown

foggy mantleBOT
#

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

real tinsel
#

what

#

no

clear prism
#

Yikes

real tinsel
#

p!rob @slate crown

foggy mantleBOT
#

xtick You must wait 2 hours, 59 minutes, 46 seconds to use this command again.

real tinsel
#

p!lewd

foggy mantleBOT
#

khaytiil is being lewd...

real tinsel
#

p!lewd @placid sail

foggy mantleBOT
#

khaytiil thinks that bz11k is being lewd...

real tinsel
#

ahhh there is a bird pancake

#

p!birb

foggy mantleBOT
mortal violet
#

!cat

split canyonBOT
lusty sonnet
#

p!cat

foggy mantleBOT
#
clear prism
#

Wait a second

#

Pancake bot is powered by weebs?

onyx birch
real tinsel
#

weebsh

#

🤓

onyx birch
lusty sonnet
#

p!weebsh

#

Uhh

swift scarab
narrow lotus
#

p!birb

foggy mantleBOT
plucky void
#

p!dawg

real tinsel
plucky void
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so the bot doesn't like dogs

mortal violet
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!ass

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shit wrong bot

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!cat

mortal violet
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spidercat

plucky void
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!dog

swift scarab
fading shuttle
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why yes, i am a fan of a dude using thicc characters in vrchat to wiggle, how could you tell

mortal violet
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every anime model user is a male until proven otherwise

clear prism
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This goes for profile pictures as well

fading shuttle
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yogurt cap is a confirmed dude, doesnt matter, them hips dont lie

onyx birch
swift scarab
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Male or female, the hip sways are still nice

mortal violet
clear prism
onyx birch
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Idk if I should be scared or disgusted

fading shuttle
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appreciating assets aint gay fellas

swift scarab
# clear prism Male hip sway? That exists?

Something from the streams, if this does well I'll keep making condensed versions of the streams and maybe do more editing on them.

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Yesn’t