🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

Perhaps, maybe even a little, suspicious

[placid sail]

yeah and maybe it has something to do with, you know, PANDEMIC

[slate crown]

nah he was clean

it was just his time

they said he died of natural causes

[gloomy roost]

I mean.

As long as it was peaceful.

[slate crown]

yea at least he had one last good nights rest

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

yeah man, our government described half the death cases during pandemic as "natural causes"

usually called "pneumonia of unknown origin"

but sure, he may as well has died of his own causes, though I doubt it

[slate crown]

when people die or get hospitalized in my country, they NEVER call an ambulance

they call a taxi instead

just vietnam things

[placid sail]

lol

you can call am ambulance in our parts whenever you like

it's just gonna arrive 10 hours later or never

[heady crow]

Sounds like america kek

[placid sail]

your healthcare is probably best of all brainfart

blessed northern lands of actual social care services

[slate crown]

healthcare in my country is dirt cheap as long as you're someone who makes a living outside of the country

usually people would go abroad to work but only spend their money in VN because it's waaaaay cheaper

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

Makes sense

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/live-snake-reaction-live-snake-reaction-mael-radec-gif-25585208

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-clause-elves-gifts-presents-hand-out-gif-10226686

[slate crown]

i know a guy who makes 25k a year in the US

mans basically considered a billionaire in VN

[gloomy roost]

Go and work in outside country
Get enough money and start to buy and rent out houses/etc.
???
Profit.

[placid sail]

our healthcare used to be great, you can still see it in confidential government hospitals open for chosen few, but all was lost to total corruption and negligence

[gloomy roost]

Our healthcare is uh, mediocre afai-experienced.

[placid sail]

now it's just either free healthcare which will either treat you poorly or not treat at all, or the private sector, which isn't exactly better, but will make your poor in the process for sure

[heady crow]

Is there anything in your country that hasnt been lost to corruption and negligence?

[gloomy roost]

My mother is a government worker so I think that's why.

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

The vodka.

[placid sail]

nope 🥲

like tears

in the rain

[heady crow]

I wish you a good revolution then bz ;3 <33

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

2nd Revo lessgo

Or is it the 3rd?

[slate crown]

i suddenly feel a presence looming over us

[placid sail]

it's like a dying animal which, instead of drifting away gracefully, runs around, shouting, shitting, breaking anything it can, but will ultimately still die

[gloomy roost]

I've forgotten all my Russian history from HS after I've realized that RUS is actually topkek.

[placid sail]

like that ever worked for us

[placid sail]

last one made all this shit possible, to be frank

[heady crow]

Worked for you from the 70s till early 2000s no?

[gloomy roost]

The guy with the weird sauce on his bald head?

[fading shuttle]

you can count the revolutions throughout history that have improved things on two hands only

[heady crow]

Go on

Start counting

[gloomy roost]

Mao's revolution

[placid sail]

yeah lol, half this time was a complete battle royale iniquity which get movies made about

[gloomy roost]

RIP

All that wasted iron

Smh

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

I mean, literally, you watch it

https://youtu.be/l-qMtxfJynI

so yeah, not sure about revolutions of any kind

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the ancient scripts of villains

[placid sail]

the thing that is really needed is a shift in the perspective of mind, which is currently absolutely impossible

[slate crown]

actually we weren't all that afraid of the virus since all of us are used to wearing masks on a daily basis unlike our western counterparts

[placid sail]

god bless if it ever happens with time and changing of generations

[placid sail]

great that your nation treated masks with respect

not sure it can be treated as a panacea though

but I'm sure it did reduce the risks for you

[slate crown]

ye

[placid sail]

most of our population went full american with that

[slate crown]

our main transportation are motorcycles

gotta wear a mask for all those exhaust fumes

[placid sail]

that is, ignoring masks, giving a temper tantrum at the mere mention of vaccination, being paranoid about virus being real and so on

[slate crown]

spicy

[placid sail]

my previous colleague who is around 50 proudly told me that he bought his vaccination certificate

[slate crown]

mfw a third world country has more common sense

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[gloomy roost]

I only got the first shot

Das about it

[slate crown]

first shot kicked my ass, 4th one was a breeze

[fading shuttle]

my parents didnt believe in the fake virus til i got it, then they almost tore my school apart for its dogshit lack of enforced regulations

[gloomy roost]

F o u r t h ?

Damn

[slate crown]

ye

[placid sail]

I'd be worried if I haven't seen the amount of his daily alcohol consumption, but given that perspective, I was under the impression that if even that doesn't kill him, nothing will

[gloomy roost]

Damn

Why

Actually nvm.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JxUsitiPCY

[placid sail]

very common in our parts too, but in a more morbid way

[gloomy roost]

The song needs to be reversed too.

[placid sail]

somebody is sceptical about the pandemic - friends or relatives of said person die a gruesome death - "ok I think I've changed my mind a bit"

[upbeat bobcat]

BZ is shitting facts again ha

[placid sail]

funnily enough, some people are not impressed even by that and still remain stopid

[placid sail]

try to stop me

[upbeat bobcat]

Busta

[fading shuttle]

i mean a friend of my mother died a bit before i got the funny virus, so they were very spooked

[upbeat bobcat]

If I could choose to be that stupid, I'd take it in a whim

[slate crown]

me neither

[placid sail]

the notion of stupid people being blissfully happy is heavily exaggerated

[plucky void]

My neighbor's father died but he still insists that covid wasn't what killed him
and proceeds to continue acting like a monke

[placid sail]

горбатого могила исправит

[slate crown]

some people actually believe they're living in the Matrix

[fading shuttle]

thats just unhealthy coping mechanism at that point

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not about being happy, I'm about not thinking of myself being stupid and preferably live a "normal" life.

[gloomy roost]

Or a flat earth

[slate crown]

ugh god

[plucky void]

well thanks for this opportunity to learn a popular saying in another language

but uh

This hits kinda different than "a leopard can't change his spots"

[placid sail]

because google translate isn't about this whole proper translation business

it's about sliding into your dms personal data

[slate crown]

@clear prism how do i do the blackbox over my text?

[placid sail]

stupid person is at complete mercy of his own self-image and he can do nothing about it

[slate crown]

he must me offline then

[placid sail]

the virtue of a smart person, which you are, is a chance of changing said self-image

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice luxury

[placid sail]

10% is better than 0%, no?

little chance is better than no chance at all

[slate crown]

rate my setup (kinda loud)

[heady crow]

Actually goes hard

[upbeat bobcat]

"Kinda" loud smh

[clear prism]

You mean censoring?

[slate crown]

yea

[clear prism]

You put ||

[placid sail]

both sides

[clear prism]

On the start and at the end

Two times

[slate crown]

||testing||

[placid sail]

also cover the text with your thumb when you hit enter

[slate crown]

yoooo

[placid sail]

good job

[clear prism]

There you go

[slate crown]

that's cool

[clear prism]

You can now censor your text

[slate crown]

thanks @clear prism

[clear prism]

All good, bro

👍

[placid sail]

to this day I am forever upset that one cannot make a reaction of a reaction

and you can't make an inverted pyramid of thumbs up

[heady crow]

Photoshop is your friend bz

Use it

[placid sail]

it's not the same

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[plucky void]

yeah that's metal as fuck

[heady crow]

It will look the same

[clear prism]

Man, it just hurts when you carry a game hard, your teammates have an advantage of 9 ships vs 4

And they get absolutely fucked

First game of the day and I already want to stop lol

[placid sail]

sounds like league

[heady crow]

Only a warmup game

[placid sail]

just one more until I win, then I can go to sleep, mutters gtanil quietly to himself at 6 am while playing in his room made out of pure light

[clear prism]

The light helps me observe the stupidity of my teammates more

Oh well, that is my cue to stop playing WoWs

Hmm

Going to play some Long Dark :)

[heady crow]

Hell forget the pain of his teammates bcs of the pain in his retinas

[placid sail]

I don't think he has those anymore

he's like a bat now, he's using echolocation to find them dms

aight, time to die of exhaustion after mere seconds on my beautiful pre-used elliptical trainer

[plucky void]

goddamn how do they lose a 2 to 1 advantage

I feel your pain tho

team-based PVP games are cancer because it doesn't matter how well you play

[clear prism]

Eh well, it is something I have grown to accept

[plucky void]

well yeah

doesn't change the fact that it's cancer though

[clear prism]

There is a reason why a lot of streamers call Wows players "potatoes"

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867996300229087302/1001174268752703578/trim.509E6F31-E17B-4E66-877F-EC429D8EDAA2.mov

[plucky void]

I still play war thunder and battlefield

but I absolutely do not care about winning anymore lol

[heady crow]

Is there any winning in hardcore 2400 ticket rush metro anyways?

[plucky void]

of course

the friends you make along the way

[heady crow]

Wait 2400 ticket rush im retarded

[plucky void]

no you're not

attacking team still has tickets

but ... yeah 2400 tickets

[heady crow]

Yeah

[plucky void]

means the attackers win because the defenders get bored and give up

I love these dumbass custom BF3/BF4 servers

NO NADES

NO LAUNCHERS

NO SHOTGUNS

[heady crow]

Stg on hardcore your friendlies bipod lmgs kill you more often than the enemies

[plucky void]

bf3 on hardcore was a beautiful thing

the AN-94's instakill double tap

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[heady crow]

My fav bf4 server is ctp locker with only sidearms, default grenade and the bow

[plucky void]

I like anything that doesn't restrict weapons

[heady crow]

Ye the only valid restriction i like is the mortar

[plucky void]

but unfortunately that also means the servers are full of whiny kids and triggerhappy ban spam admins

[heady crow]

Havent had too many experiences with both of those thankfully but most servers i join have ppl talking about politics 24/7

[plucky void]

that's awesome

just hide chat and kill the guys who are too busy chatting to play the game

they all standing still

[clear prism]

Oh man, I still remember this one time I got banned in an Arma server because I wore a mismatching helmet

[heady crow]

xdd

[plucky void]

I got kicked from a BF1 server once because I was moved to the losing team

[heady crow]

They really do hate the antichrist huh :clueless

[plucky void]

and as soon as there was a spot, I switched back to the team I was in since the start of the match

fuck you admin I earned this win

[heady crow]

[plucky void]

I didn't actually say that in chat but they still kicked me lul

[clear prism]

The thing is, I took that helmet off of a dead teammate because I was wearing a cap which provided no protection

[plucky void]

I think they was mad I soloed their dreadnought

[clear prism]

And since we were getting naded, I switched it out

[plucky void]

🥲

[clear prism]

Oof

Dreadnought is cool though

[plucky void]

yeah

unfortunately any map with it also has those huge double-barreled coastal guns

and people be too dumb to take them out and protect their warship

[clear prism]

Protect the Warship!

But man, dreadnoughts are thicc

[slate crown]

i might give WoWs another try

[clear prism]

No

Do not do it

Please

It ruins me every time I play

[slate crown]

ok then I won't

[plucky void]

at some point I just reverted to playing co-op mode in wows

[clear prism]

Do not throw your life away

[plucky void]

........ and then I just stopped

[slate crown]

trust me im a league player

[plucky void]

cause co-op is braindead boring

[slate crown]

we're in the same boat, so to speak

[clear prism]

If only they brought out more Campaign missions for different Tiers

But honestly, Ranked is also incredibly bad

People are so fucking toxic there, it is insane

[heady crow]

What

Ranked in wows?

[clear prism]

Yes

[slate crown]

good lord

[heady crow]

Why

What

How

When

[clear prism]

Oh, it is really just a downsized Random battle

7 ships vs 7

Random players thrown together, basically

[heady crow]

Why add ranked into any wargaming game xd

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

Well actually, it is for the Steel

(Resource you need to get some nice ships)

But I just play because I can truly 1 man army there properly

[heady crow]

/muteall at the start of the match and off you go

Slay kween 💅

[clear prism]

Though you still get reported because people get salty for dying

"Oh no, I rushed into the B cap and got killed by the entire enemy team. That was the Kremlin's fault!"

Kremlin= me, the guy who was nowhere close to him

😐

[heady crow]

Exactly you werent there to help him obviosly

[clear prism]

Of course, why did I not think of that

I would happily be HE spammed by every cruiser :)

[heady crow]

And then gotten reported for dying

[clear prism]

There is just no winning, my guy

No matter what, you get reported

Hell, even when I kill like 3-4 enemies, I get reported for cheating 😂

[heady crow]

Suffering not only from success but everything

[clear prism]

The sad thing is, I can not even savor their malding because most people have no idea that Wows has a Lobby chat

😔

[placid sail]

oh man

knees weak, arms are heavy

falco's spaghetti

[plucky void]

same reason there's ranked in even worse games, format-wise

[slate crown]

also my doggy

[heady crow]

That is a cute dog but like

The fucks playing on the backround

[mortal violet]

[slate crown]

this was made during better times when i was happy

[heady crow]

Happens to the best of us

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/3eXwtHDze88

[slate crown]

it was this if you're wondering

[heady crow]

I uuh

Yeah alright

https://youtu.be/QNG9gSJKbAo

[slate crown]

man the pied piper really glew up after sending those rats down the cliff

[plucky void]

holy shit it's eminem

[placid sail]

• how was your sleep mr johnson?
• it fucking sucked! l swear it's like some moron was beatboxing on a flute all night long!

[slate crown]

guys quick question

[plucky void]

uh oh the boys meme

[slate crown]

was i supposed to disable firewall before updating gamma?

[placid sail]

wait what's wrong with the boys memes

[upbeat bobcat]

Where are girls memes

[placid sail]

better ask that in #╓☢stalker-chat or #🔨base-gamma-support, there are less retarded people there

[upbeat bobcat]

🤓

[slate crown]

nah im more comfortable asking around you guys

[placid sail]

good choice

[upbeat bobcat]

Disable system32 then update

[slate crown]

I'll just disable it and update it again

[slate crown]

wtf these are so good

[placid sail]

huge Gianni energy

[clear prism]

Hey guys, give me your best nuclear codes

[slate crown]

sorry im out

bz might have a few left

[placid sail]

5318008

[slate crown]

nice

[placid sail]

there's also this four digit code which is widely used by people with bad sense of humour in our parts but uh

I think it might be TOS so we'll pass that one

oh!

also 42069

[slate crown]

classic

[heady crow]

411143

[clear prism]

Should have expected this one 😂

[heady crow]

[clear prism]

Oh boy

He does not know

🤣

[placid sail]

I do be indeed not knowing

[heady crow]

Bz is too old and or eastern to know

[clear prism]

Well actually, that type of stuff has recently been widely spread around the east

So theoretically, he should know

Should

[placid sail]

patiently contains his anger and waits

[clear prism]

:)

[placid sail]

you assholes.

[clear prism]

So anyway, check this out

[placid sail]

google gives nothing.

come on.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-anakin-star-wars-gif-10358450

TELL ME NOW

[clear prism]

You can add that to the note about me ;)

[heady crow]

Bz how do you know we arent pulling your leg?

What if this is all a joke?

[gloomy roost]

The times where sussy baka's aren't there anymore.

[heady crow]

What if me saying this is one?

[clear prism]

What if we were doing a little tomfoolery all along?

[placid sail]

that would be too coordinated or improvised of a prank for two halfwits of brainfart

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

What if, before I wrote that message, I slid into his Dms and made this all happen

[placid sail]

again, too smart

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876676785859874898/910190580380860476/image0-1-2.gif

[clear prism]

What if I sent this image while sliding into those Dms?

[placid sail]

I would not mind, but the expenses go on you

[clear prism]

😐

Where is that video with the guy that has his credit card in the hand and bashes his table

[abstract path]

You will get blocked

Lol

[clear prism]

Do not threaten me with a good time

[heady crow]

Cant even send a discord nitro to you how do you expect for the femboy clothing to arrive

[clear prism]

True that 🤣

[placid sail]

yeah I was about to say

good luck breaching the biggest embargo in the world

[clear prism]

Sad Mordor times

[gloomy roost]

Who's dm's?

[placid sail]

which hurts nobody except for common folk and not the actual assholes

[clear prism]

Not Crystal's because I would rather not get raided by SEK

And besides

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

can't buy shit on steam, can't boost gamma, can't even fucking get a catboy dress from gtanil

fuck me

[gloomy roost]

Damn bz.

[gloomy roost]

All we can do is.

Survive.

[heady crow]

Is that an invitation?

Fucking

[clear prism]

🤣

[heady crow]

Phone wrong msg repmy hehe funnyyy

[placid sail]

I mean, I'm just bitching, life is still pretty good for me by all means, but shit's getting gloomy

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

So you are getting the true Mordor experience now

[gloomy roost]

Yeah. Life gets that way.

Like I had suicidal notions yesterday.

[clear prism]

They said that they will make things more Mordorian

[gloomy roost]

But was just a small phase.

[clear prism]

I guess they got there 😂

[heady crow]

i escaped over the border and became homeless in the streets of moscow on my way to find the: 'True Mordor Experience'

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700384155762032760/928338698733506620/analbanian.gif

[placid sail]

the homeless scene of Moscow is surprisingly competitive

[clear prism]

Competitive homeless deathmatches?

Ayo???

[grizzled meadow]

This pic has been posted already 5 times maybe, yes it's me

[heady crow]

Holy shit

Hes just like you

[mortal violet]

ur hot

[heady crow]

I agree

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[placid sail]

there is an old urban legend/rumour that every hobo which is actively begging on the streets and in the metro are under some kind of organised crime syndicate which controls them and take their gains for themselves

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694655124588593222/841041718782197810/caption-173.gif

[heady crow]

Even without seeing falcos face his voice just radiates a certain energy you know he has his life in place

[clear prism]

You can tell that from voice?

Damn

[placid sail]

falco's voice makes me excited and slightly horny

(respectfully)

[heady crow]

Not really

But like falcos is just

Wow

[clear prism]

Sounds interesting

:)

[lusty sonnet]

i'm missing out on the voice of a god apparently

[placid sail]

you are

however

for a limited time!

[clear prism]

Fortnite battlepass?

[placid sail]

and a humble fee of 20 euros

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[placid sail]

you can enjoy the crisp invigorating euphoric beauty that is falco's voice

[grizzled meadow]

This stuff is in Yakuza 0, sort of

[lusty sonnet]

20 bucks for some italian asmr?

better come with a pizza then

[grizzled meadow]

I wish I would

[grizzled meadow]

One day you'll hear it

[grizzled meadow]

Yes apparently

[placid sail]

that's a gross oversimplification of the sensation which can change your life and for the better, but as you wish

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/shang-abi-gif-22375580

[heady crow]

But what about seeing it? 🤨

[heady crow]

Shang abi

Hes just like me

[radiant grove]

morning routine

[lusty sonnet]

a soft german voice can do the same to me

[heady crow]

Any soft voiced germans here?

[clear prism]

No

[heady crow]

Apart from strelok

[placid sail]

it's not the same passionate intimate warmth, but I can understand the appeal

[clear prism]

Wait, he is German?

[heady crow]

Iirc ye

Living in the netherlands

[clear prism]

Damn, we got some sleeper Germans here

[heady crow]

Or well swamp germany

[clear prism]

Swamp Germany

🤣

[lusty sonnet]

had a soft voiced german in my my valorant games earlier, english comms were horrendous but the german ones mmmmmm

[lusty sonnet]

*holland

[heady crow]

Thatll get them riled up

[lusty sonnet]

oh for sure

[placid sail]

strelok got some pretty scenic port where he lives

[heady crow]

Oh yeah

[placid sail]

beautiful ass boats and nature and stuff

[heady crow]

I just remember us playing league and someone ripping a bong after he mentions hes from the netherlands

[lusty sonnet]

the coffeeshops there are insane

[heady crow]

I wonder who it was

[heady crow]

Hopefully ill see them for myself someday. Got plans to visit the netherlands someday but i might go to athens first

[lusty sonnet]

mm athens is great

[placid sail]

my stereotypical thinking about netherlands went full circle so when I heard that rip I didn't even connect the dots

[lusty sonnet]

especially the historic centre

[glass forge]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/iGtO1g3RA7szCJf-7_Eb1sA-fAmvky7OjiJvvH6Uyw8/https/i.redd.it/cifvb62ugvd91.jpg

[heady crow]

Yessir so ive heard

Got a friend there that i met up with on thassos a while ago so would be nice to meet him again

[lusty sonnet]

athens has the special "this looks awesome" and the next street is "this looks fucking garbage and never cleaned before"

[heady crow]

Itll be a experience for sure

[placid sail]

the only thing I've remembered about visiting Greece with my family when I was very smol is some tourist street

[lusty sonnet]

never been to thassos before, didn't go that far up north

[placid sail]

where EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF MERCHANDISE was, without a doubt, ABSOLUTELY HORNY

DICKS EVERYWHERE

SEX EVERYWHERE

[lusty sonnet]

that and t-shirts

[heady crow]

Ive been there like 6 times

[placid sail]

the thing that impressed me the most was a t-shirt indeed

[heady crow]

A nice island but has gotten pretty boring by now xd

[lusty sonnet]

beach island?

[placid sail]

it was a picture of a girl mouse stuck in mousetrap

and a boy mouse happily SCREWING HER

[lusty sonnet]

went to mykonos myself a few times

[clear prism]

Bruh

[lusty sonnet]

party island

[heady crow]

Ah thought it was gonna be nazrin

[clear prism]

I tab back in and see this

[lusty sonnet]

classic greece

[placid sail]

so naturally, to this day I think that all greek people are horrendously horny

[heady crow]

Well from the few im friends with you are not wrong

[placid sail]

oh, great

[lusty sonnet]

saw a shop in Athens with a shirt of Ares and i was like "yessir imma need 3 of those"

[placid sail]

I should hang around with some greek people then

[heady crow]

We can go play and hate on league together then

With constant speak of cunny and other things im not gonna say here

[placid sail]

you're not greek

a finn is fine too though

the problem is

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/table-hit-yakuza-hitting-table-walk-out-gif-15307369

[lusty sonnet]

just dance the sirtaki, that'll convince people you're greek

[heady crow]

Well everyone who doesent speak greek is barbarian anyways

[heady crow]

If you teach me it someday sure

[lusty sonnet]

is easy

[clear prism]

Proud barbarian here, then

[placid sail]

here's a thing, when I write shit here, I actually use 90% of my brain power to just seem kinda retarded

but when I play league and try to speak english

oh boy

[lusty sonnet]

rhythmic and very repetitive

[heady crow]

Well natural hypertrophy does have a philosophy series titled "the educated barbarian"

[lusty sonnet]

βαρβαρος 🙌

[glass forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825250935001055252/1001131318408654989/diamonds.mov

[lusty sonnet]

even high classed romans spoke greek for the elitism

[placid sail]

speaking of league and being retarded, Bruno

[clear prism]

I am pretty sure that was Romans speaking about integrated Germanians, right?

[placid sail]

has league ever eaten 50% of your CPU for some reason?

[clear prism]

I never quite paid attention in Latin classes

[heady crow]

Umm, uuuh, mmm. Makedonia is greek?

[lusty sonnet]

we don't talk about makedonia.

[heady crow]

Nah not really

Atleast so that i would have noticed

[heady crow]

And didnt they write most of their philosophy in greek too?

[clear prism]

The Romans were 100% emulating the Greeks

[lusty sonnet]

philosophy yeah, the epics and poems were mostly in latin for the masses to enjoy

not that the romans have any philosophical use

[clear prism]

But then they went beyond that and said "You know what? These other gods are lit too"

[heady crow]

Everything recycled from the greeks anyways

[clear prism]

I would immediately bring up Cicero

[lusty sonnet]

a solid 99%

[clear prism]

As a counter argument

[placid sail]

lmao

[lusty sonnet]

cicero boring tho

[clear prism]

True that

[lusty sonnet]

interesting and boring at the same time

[clear prism]

At least he wrote original shit 🤣

[placid sail]

league stops eating away cpu if I change the window from main page to something else, like inventory screen or champion list

what is this shit

[lusty sonnet]

now Catullus, now that man could write

[clear prism]

Oh boy, Catullus

How could I forget

[eager quest]

bitcoin miner

[heady crow]

Do not question riots spaghetti code

[eager quest]

not spaghetti code

flat out bitcoin miner

[placid sail]

explain

[fading shuttle]

they speak bulgarian dialect, therefore they are bulgarian

[lusty sonnet]

Catullus 16, how fucking godly

[heady crow]

Ghosty have you been eating your pills?

[eager quest]

yes

i know its not a bitcoin miner but it acts like one

its weird as fuck

[heady crow]

Ah alright good

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-scary-gif-21838068

[heady crow]

Proud of you

[clear prism]

comes in
makes dubious statement
immediately gets questioned about medication
Yep, normal #🎪bruh-fart moment

[placid sail]

what is it and how do I unmake it then?

[heady crow]

XDDDDD

God @grizzled meadow can you pin that

[lusty sonnet]

it's just Tencent harvesting your data

[placid sail]

you know what, fuck you, league, not only you ruin my life, now you also mine shitcoins out of my puter

I'm gonna play fortnite now

[clear prism]

As if that one is any better

[eager quest]

you dont

[clear prism]

But I play Wows so I am not going to comment any further

[placid sail]

thank you, ghosty, very nice

[heady crow]

Come play age of empires 2 with me

[eager quest]

i have that

lets go

wanna play?

does the multiplayer in that game like

[heady crow]

Oh yeah for sure

[eager quest]

even function

💀

[heady crow]

You got bf4?

[eager quest]

ye i do got bf4

love the game

[heady crow]

Oh man you got bf4

Well play that shit for sure when i get back on my pc

[heady crow]

Idk add me on steam tho

[placid sail]

what a tease

[heady crow]

Since there are a few different versions of it there

[lusty sonnet]

definitive edition?

[heady crow]

I got both de and hd

[lusty sonnet]

niiice

i touched ranked once in DE and decided 'never again'

[heady crow]

Original one with the conquerors expansion on my oldass laptop too

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

Japanese mirror match on fucking Arena

[heady crow]

Yeah happens. Never got too into ranked in both of them. Mostly just spammed several hour long eu diplo games with the pilgrim start

My god those were the times

[lusty sonnet]

pure nostalgia there

i was invested in ranked a bit and watched our boi Viper

[heady crow]

Oh yeah viper :DD

[lusty sonnet]

never that invested to actually play ranked because pressure

[heady crow]

Got into t90s streams and vids for s while a couple years ago. Was fun watching the renewed pro scene

[heady crow]

Ye especially from teammates xd. But then again 1v1 arabia or gold rush was the other option

[lusty sonnet]

My pressure was mostly: build orders and seeing people rank up before you

Mental killer for me

T90 is a godsent and the red bull tourney each year are so much fun to watch

[heady crow]

Ah ye i get what youre saying. Man talking about aoe2 actually does make me want to play it again kek

But ye godbless t90. I hope hes doing well on facebooks streaming platform

Atleast swimming in money if nothing else

[lusty sonnet]

I never uninstall aoe2 for those random cravings

[gloomy roost]

Bf4 is shite when it comes to netcode or whatever determines over continental ping.

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNJxHDiAF0&t=0s

550k prizepool

makes me happy to see aoe2 get such love and attention

[heady crow]

Oh damn yeah half a mil

Pretty good for a game from the late 90s kek

Ive always enjoyed the hidden cup more but ill prolly watch some of the matches during class

[lusty sonnet]

hidden cup and this are the best events of the year imo

hidden cup for the suspense and wololo for the venue and overall cast

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1001580353573625917/1551537754617552896.mp4

[abstract path]

My head feels like shit

[gloomy roost]

Put on some cream

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4o8yyjNhA

[abstract path]

Ah

[quasi sundial]

Then you remind that there's no "having fun" in it and it's all about meta and try harding strategies

Best rts of all times still

The remaster have the most beautiful looking art style I've seen in a game of that genre

[heady crow]

Thats why im in it for the eu diplo games

Gaslighting and power struggles go hard mushed in 3 hours of playtime

[abstract path]

Good for you ig

[quasi sundial]

I wis aoe 2 had a casual/sp mode

Wish

[heady crow]

Clueless

[quasi sundial]

Like in rise of nations with a big map campaign

And small skirmishes

[lusty sonnet]

Brings me back to battle for middle earth 2 with a big campaign map

[quasi sundial]

Dawn of war also had those

[lusty sonnet]

Never played a warhammer game, maybe i should

[quasi sundial]

The first dawn of war and the expansions are pretty good

[clear prism]

Man, the only RTS I played back then was Empire Earth 2

[abstract path]

People say they hope i feel better when they don even know that it might stay like this forever fr 💀

[clear prism]

Eh

[quasi sundial]

Who tf are u even

[lusty sonnet]

Still got the disks for that

[clear prism]

🤝

[abstract path]

Bruh.

[clear prism]

I kept them too for memory sake

[heady crow]

They are a mixed back since games workshop just gives the ip away to any dev

[quasi sundial]

Warlords battle cry 3 was also baded

[abstract path]

. _.

Bruhhhhh

[heady crow]

Melvin

[abstract path]

Kay well guess

[lusty sonnet]

I now need my rts fix

[quasi sundial]

Sharting all over

[clear prism]

RTS time, boyos

[quasi sundial]

No

👍🏻

[abstract path]

Yesn't

[clear prism]

Imma boot up the good old Star Wars Empire at Wars

[quasi sundial]

Play 2 min and unninstall it

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883116562188496940/1001440408255090808/E6254363-BF43-406B-A857-CA5C90593976.mov

[clear prism]

Only if you play Gamma for 2 minutes and uninstall

[upbeat bobcat]

Game will uninstall itself after 10 mins of 23 fps

cinematique

[clear prism]

I was expecting a rick roll

I am glad it was not

[abstract path]

It's me kris, fuckos

Ugh

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1001600759034548345/trim.9012C8B9-03B4-4E14-B3C4-99E80ABB8F27.mov

[clear prism]

Them dilating eyes, though

[abstract path]

Yep

[abstract path]

Mk

[quasi sundial]

Chasing woman at night

[heady crow]

Kid named finger

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/285877722801111041/987467823670497400/ssstik.io_1654810497648_1.mp4

[clear prism]

Good old crow shenanigans

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685692107393990660/1001389032443490385/ssstwitter_1658815452.mp4

[heady crow]

Crow activities

[clear prism]

Never forget the backup SKS when lawn mowing, people

You never know what you might encounter

[mortal violet]

SKS "John Deere"

new variant in gamma

[heady crow]

I swear ill get a hunting license and a mosin and spray paint it with that obnoxius tan/green camo pattern thats just stripes

Itll be so bad its good

@placid sail

[placid sail]

your new persona?

guts is cool though

fr fr

[heady crow]

Fr

On god

Bussin

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[clear prism]

Bros always have your back, never forget that

[grizzled meadow]

Good repost

[plucky void]

I still dunno how that picture happened

https://gfycat.com/sourmadcottontail

Stray lookin... different

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/asdasd-gif-18557936

[heady crow]

Face reveal (real(fake))

[plucky void]

same energy

[placid sail]

ahem

[placid sail]

fellow brainfarters, I require your expertise

[clear prism]

What do you need

[heady crow]

What is it brainfarter bz11k?

[placid sail]

what is AVX in the context of games?

[heady crow]

What?

[placid sail]

exactly

I don't know either

[heady crow]

Huh

[clear prism]

You mean AVX instructions?

[placid sail]

I mean, there are two options to download a game, one called AVX version, one without it

[clear prism]

You can see AVX as a performance booster, basically

Though people argue that it really makes hardly any differences

Supposedly, it extends your x86 instruction set to be more effective and so forth

[placid sail]

so I suppose it's slightly beneficial to choose AVX version

[clear prism]

You got good PC specs?

[placid sail]

ehhhh

not great, not terrible

[clear prism]

3.6 roentgen, very good

Then yes, do choose AVX

What game is it, anyhow?

[placid sail]

I see, thanks!

I uh

let's just it's warcraft 3 reforged but uh

it's "special" in a way

[clear prism]

Ah

Then there should be no issues

Some games throw in aftermarket AVX support in which straight up does nothing but mess up the game

But that will not be a problem with this one

[placid sail]

oh, completely unrelated, but, have you heard about some hackers cracking some blizzard game?

[clear prism]

:)

[placid sail]

it is said that it no longer requires constant connection with blizzard servers

why nasty hackers would ever do that?

anyways

[clear prism]

You see, when a certain country (Mordor) gets cut off, people tend to get creative

Especially when the people in such a country (Mordorians) are infamous for their uhhh

High seas activities :)

[placid sail]

fun fact, I've found out about it just now, when I uh saw that rumor about hackers

since I haven't played reforged in a long time

since it's a big steaming pile of bull shit piled over what used to be one of my favourite games

[eager quest]

bf4 is still legendary

game looks so fucking good too

[clear prism]

I only remember a big controversy, saying how goddamn awful Reforged is and how it is just a cash grab

[eager quest]

never gets old drilling the side of a heli with an unguided missile fired from a rocket launcher

[placid sail]

so I guess hackers had another motive as well to crack the game, since modders couldn't even make content for it and call it theirs?

[clear prism]

Well, no better way to prevent cash grab than straight up cracking said game

[eager quest]

wait what game we talkin about?

[placid sail]

it is probably the only case in the history of humankind when an already released, finished game was retroactively made worse

[plucky void]

the GTA remasters.

[placid sail]

yeah, hackers would have done a great job, if they weren't nasty criminals, whose activities I highly condemn

[gloomy roost]

Craft War 3 Ice Crib

[plucky void]

I paid for WerKraft Drei

I paid for this gaem

can I play my game now PLEAS

[placid sail]

ah, so the rumors were right

[clear prism]

Criminals do be criminals

Oh yes, I regret playing the GTA remasters

[placid sail]

haven't touched them nor ever will, but heard some people got their jimmies rustled by gta remakes

[clear prism]

Fucking dreadful, those games

[gloomy roost]

Only regret I have from Warcraft 3 is losing the name of a TD that had it's own announcement for every wave.

[plucky void]

this is how well they remastered GTA SA

they rounded out the nut in that store sign

[clear prism]

The developers care about their game and the community.

:)

[plucky void]

another less-known example is the Ninja Gaiden remasters

they remastered the inferior, easier Sigma versions from the PS3

and completely removed the originals from online stores

[placid sail]

oh yeah, saw that one

[clear prism]

Goddamn corpo bastards

[placid sail]

superior job

I do hope that after the finalisation of the merge of Activision-Blizzard and Microsoft, Bobby Kotick gets to be killed and ritually devoured by Bill Gates

[placid sail]

it's the least he can get for his amazing job for the gaming community

[plucky void]

I doubt Kotick even "did" anything at all. Even negatively

I think he just harasses his employees and lets the company ruin itself

and even if he got kicked out of activision-blizzard, he'll still be a filthy rich bastard who doesn't need to work one more day in his life

as far as I know he's a bigwig in the Coca-Cola company as well.

[placid sail]

I just want somebody with the most responsibility for this tragedy to suffer, so my primal sense of justice can be sated

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe he'll buy Unity

[clear prism]

Justice?

[plucky void]

I'd be glad if he did and ran it into the ground

[clear prism]

What you talk about is not justice

It is... revenge.

[plucky void]

I've had enough of seeing interesting indie games slap the unity label on their logo and ruining my expectations for stable performance and low levels of jank

[upbeat bobcat]

If Unity will gone, say bye to your most prolly fav games

[plucky void]

yeah, no

[upbeat bobcat]

If your expectations are "good" from free asset porn and horror games

[plucky void]

at most I'd miss Subnautica

[upbeat bobcat]

I got some bad news for ya

[swift scarab]

Bloons tower defense was on unity I think

[upbeat bobcat]

Lot of games are Unity

[plucky void]

good thing I don't play those

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure

[grizzled meadow]

"They" actually didn't, it was the AI

[placid sail]

call it what you want, as long I get to fight Bobby Kotick in close quarters, one on one

[grizzled meadow]

If you want to still see it as "they" since they started the AI, then yes it's "they"

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure it's the AI enhancing the textures

[grizzled meadow]

[plucky void]

I imagine they used some AI to do the upscaling and improving models... but it was still "they" who employed it and pressed the button and failed to QA the results before releasing the game

[upbeat bobcat]

But they are reviewing it last

[grizzled meadow]

🥷

[gloomy roost]

Gotta be careful of Bobby's 3rd phase Bz.

[upbeat bobcat]

They fixed it anyway so no point arguing

[grizzled meadow]

Ah they're fixing the fucking game?

[plucky void]

I mean EA fixed ME Andromeda but we still see memes about it

[grizzled meadow]

That's a good news

[upbeat bobcat]

Those vegetation and trees are great tho

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro I don't know how y'all plebs using your PC's. I've tried all of them remastered ones and they ran great on my shitty system

Max settings never dropped below 60

[plucky void]

wait what

I didn't have performance issues playing these remastered versions

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd say skill issue or you never played it just following through reddit pasting it here

[plucky void]

what in the actual nanomachines are you talking about

[grizzled meadow]

Who talked about FPS?

The three games have problems

That's a fact

[plucky void]

none of us is complaining about performance issues on the GTA remasters and whatnot

[upbeat bobcat]

Old ones had problems

No one cared because they are "old"

Good old durr hurr

[grizzled meadow]

New ones as well

[upbeat bobcat]

So whaqt

[grizzled meadow]

That's a fact

[upbeat bobcat]

They are remasters

[plucky void]

new ones failed to fix old ones' problems

[upbeat bobcat]

Not remakes

[plucky void]

I'd expect a remaster to run better than the original

[upbeat bobcat]

There are fixable things and they aren't

[plucky void]

like ME:LE

that's a remaster done right.

[grizzled meadow]

ME1 is shit but fuck at least it's good, it's a good shit

[upbeat bobcat]

One of them is a remaster from UE3 to 4

One is a 2004 DX1 engine to DX11 UE4

Fucking check your facts

[grizzled meadow]

Mayoringram is salty today

[plucky void]

that doesn't change the point

[grizzled meadow]

Nothing but shit takes

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah I'm just stating

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad I seriously need to sleep today and I'll be gone in 5

[upbeat bobcat]

Y'all just talk shit without knowing anything

[clear prism]

Best get some sleep then, Falco

[plucky void]

what does that change in practical terms? we not allowed to dislike it because boo fuckin hoo Rockstar couldn't do their job right?

[clear prism]

Got to stay healthy 💪

[grizzled meadow]

You're failing to state that those three games got a shit remaster

[upbeat bobcat]

You gotta be better than this to tilt me

[plucky void]

fuckers swimming in 2K fat stacks and we supposed to take pity?

[grizzled meadow]

Like come on

[upbeat bobcat]

That's just your opinion

Opinion aren't fact

[grizzled meadow]

We're really getting to the point where we praise companies and take their defence?

[upbeat bobcat]

What defense

[grizzled meadow]

I thought you were more smart than that

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm just enjoying the product

[grizzled meadow]

It's factual that it's a shit remaster, the whole internet agree with that

[upbeat bobcat]

Whole internet

There you go

Great

[plucky void]

this is a fact. Almost no one liked this remaster

[upbeat bobcat]

Fact

[grizzled meadow]

The product is good because THE GAME is good

[upbeat bobcat]

So

[grizzled meadow]

Okay where I can get opinions, news, facta and whatnot?

I tried the remaster

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947644662271836171/1001542384145940500/v0200fg10000cb7vpkrc77ucgnhvqaf0.mov

[grizzled meadow]

It's shit

[upbeat bobcat]

OG games were good, remastered added proper 60fps support and more

What were you expecting

smh

[plucky void]

less bugs instead of more?

[grizzled meadow]

The graphic is utter shit, come on

• what Omnis said

What they did it's okay

Vice City looks like fucking Barbie

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833888832096305202/1001598693289492521/1190.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

CJ is dead inside

[upbeat bobcat]

Always the word "bugs"

Every game has bugs

[grizzled meadow]

Some have more some have less, this game is full

[heady crow]

I would die for him

[plucky void]

sure... but as bad as GTA DE?

[grizzled meadow]

Literal fact

[upbeat bobcat]

define "full" with facts

[plucky void]

"if you disregard the bad things, the game is good"

this also applies to every game

[upbeat bobcat]

Full means every piece has bugs

show it

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMejfNp7z6M

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro I don't care about sweatlords on internet, If I enjoy a product, I do enjoy it that's it.

[grizzled meadow]

I can't do it now but I would, I just need to search it up on Google to be flooded with articles and news about it, I'll leave the pleasure to Omnis

[upbeat bobcat]

I wasn't expecting nothing more than 60 fps and a little bit utilization and I got what I wanted

Because it's Rockstar

[grizzled meadow]

You're confusing your personal opinion with an objective fact

[plucky void]

If you dismiss any sort of criticism with "other things have problems too" then welp

[grizzled meadow]

You can enjoy the game and no one can take that away from you

[upbeat bobcat]

There are criticism about anything

So what

Nothing is for everyone

[grizzled meadow]

You can't just close your eyes when people literally put in front of you hundreds and hundreds of "bugs bugs bugs"

[upbeat bobcat]

They can, I look my personal experience with a product

They are they, it's here in front of me

[grizzled meadow]

It really how it is, that's what I'm saying

If you have a DIFFERENT experience, that's normal

But you can't just say whatever you just said

[plucky void]

you can say you don't mind the bugs but trying to pretend they aren't there is a pretty dishonest outlook. The only person you're fooling is yourself

[grizzled meadow]

It's like "I'm closing my eyes I don't care about your opinion, my opinion is the one that matter"

[plucky void]

and I know a thing or two about not letting game glitches and bugs get in the way

[grizzled meadow]

My english is shit but this man gets me

I don't want to say "if 100000 people say the same thing maybe it's true" but come on now

[upbeat bobcat]

I played the og ones, finished them countless times and when remastered thing came up, the expectation was on point. Same shit, different looks and smoothness. Not my fault that people expect fucking 2020 latest shit.

I didn't encounter game breaking bugs, same shit as always, so what.

[grizzled meadow]

Okay let me tell you what I did expect

[upbeat bobcat]

Vice City had one mission problem and it got solved

[grizzled meadow]

Just to be on the same page

[plucky void]

I expected "same game, but better"

.... I did not get same game, but better

😛

[upbeat bobcat]

"better"

It really differs from people to people

[grizzled meadow]

I expected what you did expect

Same game
Same graphics (but obviously better)
Less bugs
Possibly more stuff but that is me dreaming

What did I get?

Same game, yes, that's obvious
Worse graphics
More bugs

See what I mean?

[upbeat bobcat]

Worse graphics is personal opinion

[grizzled meadow]

REALLY?

[upbeat bobcat]

And I stated my experience with bugs

[grizzled meadow]

Just look at fucking Tommy Vercetti

Look at CJ

Come the fuck on

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro, I tinker with every UE game ever came out, I never play vanilla.

[grizzled meadow]

That is literally the only thing you CAN'T defend

Look at those hands

[upbeat bobcat]

So this wasn't painful, I tinker with every game

Aight hands on point so what, they didn't put up new textures, they just AI enhanced it like you said before

[heady crow]

Sorry mayor i have a silly thing to share

https://twitter.com/tomshardware/status/1551982263428071425?t=ioVpRmsnt7aOo2IkaF1qvw&s=19

Tom's Hardware (@tomshardware)

Nvidia Reportedly Readies 800W RTX 4090 Ti With 18,176 Cores, 48GB GDDR6X https://t.co/vCY3ypOTra

Twitter · Jul 26, 2022, 5:26 PM

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck

Is that even real

[heady crow]

No idea

[grizzled meadow]

It's not real come on

[upbeat bobcat]

never heard about this and I follow pretty much every leaker

Prolly false

[grizzled meadow]

I trust Mayoringram on this one

[heady crow]

Thats why i said silly

[grizzled meadow]

His taste in graphics is shit but he knows his shit

[heady crow]

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd ground you about aesthetics taste but yeah

[eager quest]

dude

[upbeat bobcat]

Everyone's different

[eager quest]

these

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[eager quest]

fucking

videos

[clear prism]

Did you send a Trojan or what

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't fuck videos

[heady crow]

Ghosty why are you sharing viruses here

[eager quest]

no

its

[heady crow]

Lmao

[eager quest]

a clip

but

[upbeat bobcat]

Virus clip