🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

i literally have a friend in college who unironically has pictures of himself with vtubers edited in

this reminds me of that

[quasi sundial]

based?

[slate crown]

on what?

[heady crow]

Colleges in vietnam wilding wtf

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950783138802597888/1000827728443998229/U7QQ8ddNHaejmWO4.mp4

[plucky void]

what is the internet

[swift scarab]

What’d he expect to be honest

[plucky void]

also can't he just fuckin check it on google maps or something

[heady crow]

A simple snowstorm isnt any reason for a shop to be closed

[sudden elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965338407230386237/993963500332396684/caption-7-2.gif

[glad kelp]

XD

Bro

[glad kelp]

This is the best reply in centuries

Guys

If anyone calls you trash

Tell em you can still be different then them

[plucky void]

send them this as a reply

[glad kelp]

Excellent work soldier, here's a reward

[clear prism]

Debating if I should stream something just for the lols 🤔

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[lusty sonnet]

ngl had me in the first half

[slate crown]

still can't understand even with subtitles

[real tinsel]

why didn't he break the door

[slate crown]

this just enhanced the experience 10 fold

[real tinsel]

my memory of max consists of him breaking the door every single time

[slate crown]

yea kinda surreal when you think about it

[real tinsel]

not very max of him

[grizzled meadow]

Ah red wine

Pog

[real tinsel]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

LITERALLY ME

its me

[slate crown]

bruh they have an mf support

im bouta break my monitor

[eager quest]

haha

aids

i remember when i played ashe support

[slate crown]

they have an ashe too

[eager quest]

ashe mf bot

become suicidal 101

[heady crow]

Imperial mandate ashe support

Or just full cd and spam ult

Good times

[slate crown]

luckily im playing as Zac support

[heady crow]

Im a j4 support enjoyer myself

[slate crown]

bot lane is going to be fun

[eager quest]

im a tahm kench every lane enjoyer

i can play this champ on any role

and i have done it too

[slate crown]

they just 5 man invaded jungle

[heady crow]

Same goes for j4. Gigs flexible

[eager quest]

@slate crown eune?

[slate crown]

and my adc is Ziggs

[heady crow]

Dont really play any other champ. Well i dont really play league anymore anyways

[slate crown]

today is just not my day :))

[heady crow]

Garena

[heady crow]

When is it your day on league?

[slate crown]

true

[heady crow]

Also the cut is insane

Prolly just dehydrated to all hell but still

[night sail]

whos toes are those

[restive sky]

Only you can stop the evil

[heady crow]

Yours

[night sail]

nah i aint got flat feet

[heady crow]

Prove it then

[night sail]

oke

very arched

[heady crow]

Fuck man that is a nice arch

[night sail]

feet server lol

[heady crow]

XDCDCD

Oh god fuck off

[stone blade]

are you all alright?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-drinks-star-wars-anakin-jedi-business-gif-17106987

[slate crown]

this ashe is going to see me in his dreams tonight

[heady crow]

🤨

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUKhyZ9j7s

haha funny + a sprinkle of actually good knowledge

[slate crown]

mission complete

gave the enemy severe depression

[clear prism]

This channel is what I imagine dementia would be like

Because the reposts just keep on coming

[swift scarab]

That would imply our stupidity would eventually end as well

Which it won’t

[lusty sonnet]

And we keep coming back

[clear prism]

Yes, it will

One day, a controversy will destroy this whole server

No more #🎪bruh-fart

No #│🔧troubleshooting

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart 2.0?

[swift scarab]

Gamer word day shall soon be instated

[clear prism]

#staff-only-furry-erp will be gone too

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxLkprMMMvYaxeB5L--JszwOwD8Rr3ZuW6

[clear prism]

Even #old-emotes-suggestion will be gone

[swift scarab]

We had an emote channel?

[clear prism]

Yes.

[swift scarab]

Huh

[clear prism]

Enjoy it while you can

[slate crown]

of all the things we talked about

this somehow upsets me the most

[gloomy roost]

Question is

Should we regroup

[grizzled meadow]

What?

Losing a channel?

This channel in particular is vital for the server

We need it

[gloomy roost]

Yep

[stone blade]

wdym this is the best channel

[grizzled meadow]

The server need a channel where you can load off your bullshit

Be a meme, a silly discussion or sex

(not actual sex)

[stone blade]

mmm sex

[gloomy roost]

El sexo

[stone blade]

and cock?

COCK

[grizzled meadow]

And definitely chaos as well

[clear prism]

Does someone have that clip from Critical where he says "He is pulling his cock out"

I need it

[plucky void]

Unsurprisingly I also have a meme for that. Here:

might be too explicit tho

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWBIxMDxamw

[clear prism]

Thank you very much

You are truly a valuable person and I appreciate you

[swift scarab]

Gtanil is preparing to make the funny meme

[clear prism]

You better be careful before I slide into your dms and send you a dick pic

[swift scarab]

Do it, I’ve had worse

[slate crown]

i can rest easy now

[swift scarab]

Your dick doesn’t scare me, taxes do

[clear prism]

My dick pic is made out of taxes

[swift scarab]

AAAA

Me when I cum W2 Forms

[grizzled meadow]

It's a needed evil

[slate crown]

truly

[real tinsel]

as far as my sonic knowledge goes, sonic has never gotten any bitches

therefore this meme is 100% lore accurate

[eager quest]

HOME SWEET HOME BABYYYYYYYY

[swift scarab]

Can confirm, gtanil sends dick pics

[real tinsel]

so that's why he always wants to slip into people's dms

[grizzled meadow]

@clear prism I'm offended

We shake hands all the time

[clear prism]

Hello offended

[grizzled meadow]

And we don't shake dicks?

[clear prism]

:)

[swift scarab]

[clear prism]

I mean hey, that can certainly be arranged

[lusty sonnet]

shake his dick with your hand

[slate crown]

my little brother when i put 20 crushed apple cores into his apple juice

[clear prism]

Ah yes, home made Cyanide

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/la0mvkmNvFQ

yo holy shit this slaps

[real tinsel]

you'd need approximately 300 apple cores for it to have this kind of effect

20 will barely tickle you

[slate crown]

we're talking about a child not a full grown adult

unless

[real tinsel]

either way

20 won't make it tickle you

[slate crown]

then i was lied to

[real tinsel]

you were lied to, trust only me

[slate crown]

i trust you

but I don't trust ONLY you

[real tinsel]

everyone else is lying to you

i would never lie to you

[craggy quarry]

Doesnt crushing certain types of beans make ricin

[real tinsel]

trust me and nobody else

[slate crown]

stop gaslighting me

[real tinsel]

gaslighting isn't a thing, you made it up

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

khay whenever he talks to someone:

[craggy quarry]

Now make him think he is gay

[slate crown]

jokes on you im bi

[craggy quarry]

Bro ew

[real tinsel]

yeah as far as i know

[real tinsel]

you like men and you will gobble their peter

[slate crown]

nothing wrong with homies getting to know each other

just say no homo afterwards

[craggy quarry]

No bro

[real tinsel]

pango, gobble kovac's peter to let him know we're good people

[slate crown]

nah I can't

[craggy quarry]

Bruh...

[real tinsel]

you pretty much can

gobble his peter, pango

[clear prism]

What the fuck lol

[craggy quarry]

In lois voice
Petaaaa

[real tinsel]

feast on his testicles

[craggy quarry]

Thats just nasty

[real tinsel]

steal his children and swallow them

[craggy quarry]

When did you realise you were bi

[slate crown]

idk really

it just kinda happened

[craggy quarry]

Me when they ask me why I went postal and started a massacre

[clear prism]

Haha yes 👌

[slate crown]

actually

[craggy quarry]

Jokes aside, youre a human being and deserve love as much as anyone else
Stay cool

[slate crown]

the girls in school kept teasing me saying I'm always close to my guy friends so i must be gay

[mortal violet]

dont do it

[slate crown]

i just told them straight up "yea im gay" just to shut them up

[pastel quartz]

thats how you get to see their titties nice work

[craggy quarry]

Bruh you a genius

[gloomy roost]

Imagine actually typing that link

2lazy

[craggy quarry]

I did

[pastel quartz]

it's with any youtube video dumdum

i really want to know how that works though

like

fr

[real tinsel]

i didn't say i'm gay and i still got to see titties

although i did say i'm asexual

[pastel quartz]

pics or it didnt hppn

[slate crown]

and i still managed to find myself a woman and she's an artist so she would always show me pictures of gay dudes fuckin each other

[craggy quarry]

[slate crown]

it kinda escalated from then on

[pastel quartz]

le ebin seggs

[craggy quarry]

[real tinsel]

why did she show you pictures of gay dudes fucking each other

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the origin stories of sexual orientations

Always fascinating

[slate crown]

she was learning anatomy and she knew i worked out so i must like looking at half naked men "wrestling"

[clear prism]

Was she right?

[craggy quarry]

So are you fucking her?

[real tinsel]

she was learning anatomy...through gay dudes fucking each other

[slate crown]

absolutely

[gloomy roost]

Well

Whatever that is

It sucks

[craggy quarry]

But you also like men?

[slate crown]

you could say that

[craggy quarry]

Okokokokok

[real tinsel]

my ex liked girls which probably could have led to a ffm threesome now that i think about it

[craggy quarry]

Idk what to do with this info

[slate crown]

missed opportunity

[craggy quarry]

Do your parents know youre bi

[gloomy roost]

Effeminate men, about 6 on the scale men or bulky men.

[craggy quarry]

Did you went like "mom, dad Im bi"
And your dad was like "hi bi Im dad"

[slate crown]

i did consider it but nah i don't talk to my parents much

[gloomy roost]

Cant even cannonfodder?

[craggy quarry]

How come?

[clear prism]

I never understood how someone could let this be done to them

[slate crown]

we never saw eye to eye most of the time, i respect them as parents but imma be honest, i feel no love

[real tinsel]

even if you do talk to your parents, why would you tell them you're bi?

[craggy quarry]

Thats very sad, sorey to hear that

[real tinsel]

"hi dad and mom, just wanna let you know i like fucking both men and women"

[slate crown]

eh it's fine

[gloomy roost]

What? Dress and look like a female? Some people experience some type of experiences that's basically like "I don't feel comfortable in a male body"

[craggy quarry]

Dude its 2022 mfs be identifing as toasters

[clear prism]

Yes, that is precisely what I do not understand

[real tinsel]

yeah but what's the point of telling your parents that stuff

[clear prism]

No matter how many times I have asked those affected, it simply never clicked with me. Though I find it intriguing nonetheless

[real tinsel]

i mean why should they care what your sexual orientation is

[slate crown]

that must explain why i always feel a sense of jealousy watching other people interacting so freely with their parents

[craggy quarry]

Maybe they expect their kid to get married with opposite sex and the kid be like sike bitch you thought lolollolol

[slate crown]

they do know I've got a girlfriend but have no idea that im bi

[craggy quarry]

Good

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Well, does it really matter to tell them, then?

[slate crown]

yea it really doesn't matter

[craggy quarry]

Not at the moment cuz he has a gf

[gloomy roost]

"Mom,dad, just fyi I am bi, okay? Bye"

[clear prism]

But why would you do that? What does it achieve?

[quasi sundial]

anyone down to zombid

zomboid

game

[slate crown]

i don't think its necessary

[quasi sundial]

??

[slate crown]

maybe that's why

[gloomy roost]

Absolute nothing

[clear prism]

Precisely

[real tinsel]

yeah, invite me

[quasi sundial]

opening the srv

[gloomy roost]

Except that they should expect a slim chance of a bf in the future?

Dunno

[quasi sundial]

i spawned in rosewood

[gloomy roost]

Zomboid with modS?

[quasi sundial]

last time a fire zombie walked into my base and burned everything

[clear prism]

Ah yes, Rosewood

[slate crown]

bro i wish

[quasi sundial]

ye

[gloomy roost]

[craggy quarry]

Yall mfs should play catacysm dark days ahead

[clear prism]

Man, Zomboid mods are addictive

[gloomy roost]

Does it even have any good mods

[quasi sundial]

its pretty cool too

[craggy quarry]

Its like zomboid but 100x more complex and autistix

[clear prism]

I had like 10 at first but now my modlist is about 70 mods

[quasi sundial]

i like dwarf fortress better

[clear prism]

And I can not imagine playing without them

[gloomy roost]

I want to try DF

But I'd rather wait for the one on steam to finish

[slate crown]

i tried zomboid once but then got too confused about everything and stopped

[gloomy roost]

In like 6 years

[quasi sundial]

df is easy to learn

[craggy quarry]

Cdda is opposite

Really complex

[toxic shale]

cdda is god

[craggy quarry]

Tried playing it thrice, nope im too retardes for this

[gloomy roost]

cdda?

[craggy quarry]

Cataclysm dark days ahead

[clear prism]

Basically the predecessor of Project Zomboid

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[clear prism]

Well

More like the inspiration, I suppose

[gloomy roost]

Has uh

The african warlord made a video of that game?

[toxic shale]

its basically what dwarf fortress is to rimworld?

[gloomy roost]

I think he did

[clear prism]

Not that I know of lol

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/Cyoj4-niEPc

[gloomy roost]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee

This one

[clear prism]

Ah, he did

[craggy quarry]

Yes I still check the comments of taht video for funny stories lol

[gloomy roost]

I forgor'nt

[slate crown]

unfortunately my zoomer brain is too fried to enjoy games like these

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Then you must upgrade

[gloomy roost]

I also feel that

Like when trying to play Underrail

[craggy quarry]

My best run was of me making a fire in evac shelter while smoking a joint i found in a basement of random house. Then I woke up to the shelter being burnt down and me suffering severe burns and dying

[slate crown]

das lit

[craggy quarry]

Because my bitch ass forgot the floor was made out of wood

[gloomy roost]

lava*

[craggy quarry]

No YOURE lit
And stay awesome as always

[clear prism]

Never forget, there is a little bit of Zyzz in all of us

[slate crown]

Stay mired brahs

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-pz-player-pz-project-zomboid-zombie-zombie-evade-gif-24314586

[gloomy roost]

Welp, time to go on Cyberpunk and clear all those blue icons off the map

[craggy quarry]

Can you technically live blocked off upstairs of a home in pz?

[quasi sundial]

yes

[clear prism]

Wait until you enter survivor home, all the windows are barricaded and house alarm goes off :)

https://tenor.com/view/tropic-thunder-survive-gif-13081723

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/live-snake-reaction-live-snake-reaction-mael-radec-gif-25585208

I would send a pic but my character name is nsfw

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6nxCZbjYg

look at em

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947644662271836171/1000867363199139870/SPOILER_1657757355811.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1000555122474098740/bottle.mp4

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961707102756286567/999967254533902377/Video_8892_www.reddit.watch.mp4

[quasi sundial]

hmmmmm

😋

[real tinsel]

petition to ban safe for kicking me from project zomboid

[gloomy roost]

Safe why you kickin the Kha

[gloomy roost]

🧀

[fading shuttle]

real pan-slavia moment

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1551054583937568769?s=20&t=fenJwXnDPX8FeK_96NpF1g

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost)

https://t.co/u8cfFIrlpo

Likes

127367

Retweets

15056

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Twitter · Jul 24, 2022, 4:00 AM

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-monkey-ape-jump-trampoline-gif-24422352

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1551051573769420801?s=20&t=fenJwXnDPX8FeK_96NpF1g

kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss)

Marvel VFX artists when they heard that two avengers projects are coming out in the same year

Likes

178941

Retweets

18625

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Twitter · Jul 24, 2022, 3:48 AM

[quasi sundial]

logs in
drinks bleach
refuses to elaborate
leaves

[clear prism]

The one thing I like about summer:
Finally being able to wear sandals with socks

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-wawawa-meme-gif-25812133

[plucky void]

poor kitty

lost its ears, irises and nose

[clear prism]

The things Lean does to you

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6T0B6Tb9Y

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1000921057194164255/rock_paper_scissors.mp4

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht31bHDph4s

[clear prism]

Bri'ish moment

[plucky void]

0:25 got me

[clear prism]

There is nothing more terrifying then scanning the horizon and just seeing the silhouette of a tank and the seemingly endless abyss of its gun barrel pointed at you

A view you only get when the barrel is pointed right at you

[plucky void]

zactly

[clear prism]

It is especially horrifying when you are infantry in Arma 3

Oh man, I need to find some clips

[plucky void]

I'm honestly surprised the 3rd difficulty isn't Revengeance

[swift scarab]

What game is that?

[swift scarab]

Attempts to enter country
Fails
Blows themself up

[slate crown]

based

[eager quest]

imma play papers please again

legendary game

[swift scarab]

I haven’t bought it yet, every time I think to I’m either saving my money or get distracted

[plucky void]

bright memory infinite

[swift scarab]

Noted, I shall now forget that name

[slate crown]

the only time league is considered "fun"

now this, is what arguing with a Vietnamese is like

a classic

the joke being he's chastising someone for swearing while swearing himself

this is also why guns are forever banned in my country

[plucky void]

Tyler's simple pleasures

[slim osprey]

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1551326930112241667?s=20&t=GPTo8CSfQ8ywu2aMrh-ejg

animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals)

https://t.co/ERQHe8YO9H

Likes

39977

Retweets

3619

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Twitter · Jul 24, 2022, 10:02 PM

[swift scarab]

Me when I try to update the game to get new mods and it immediately breaks

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1000963307475316886/American_Psycho.mp4

[summer laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778351391009407046/1000848982727204925/post-this-rat.gif

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-19856326

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-kitten-funny-cat-fun-cat-gif-20523234

[mortal violet]

stupid cat thinks it's a dog

[slate crown]

the actor who played as the kid actually went to prison for killing his mom

[swift scarab]

Not quite, it was the actor for the older big brother

[slate crown]

i was lied to yet again but close enough

[swift scarab]

Eh, makes more sense, Greg heffley isn’t the kind of kid to kill Justin Trudeau

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/-J_QkLglZhY

[mortal dirge]

FALCOCK

[slate crown]

shit like this makes me question my sexuality

[mortal violet]

those are some juicy titties

i love that video

[slate crown]

same

such 2 distinguished gentlemen having a nice conversation

[grizzled meadow]

Finally this video

Took you too much time after the other one

[slate crown]

the other one was lore

[severe linden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-insane-cat-something-devilish-has-been-brewing-withing-me-for-years-on-end-gif-25309862

[lusty sonnet]

This works against my hunger this early

[slate crown]

everytime i open my gallery to find a meme it's like im playing minesweeper

my fear is that one day I'll accidentally send something i wasn't supposed to

my gallery is 50/50 shitposts and pron

[grizzled meadow]

[severe linden]

a classic.

[slate crown]

wow

that's honestly impressive

[grizzled meadow]

Truly a classic

The amount of stuff that came out of that single moment is incredible

[slate crown]

Truly

[severe linden]

this was all from day 1.

amazing

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ

[severe linden]

shitposters are another level

[grizzled meadow]

Without spoilers, from what I remember, that stuff is like almost end game

[severe linden]

[grizzled meadow]

And the game is fucking long

If you want to get banned

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-epic-embed-revolution-revolution-socialism-gif-21671897

[slate crown]

im surprised you guys aren't afraid of mods as much as i do

noted.

[grizzled meadow]

It's because we are fair and don't ban just because we can

[slate crown]

yea you seem like a reasonable guy

[grizzled meadow]

We literally warn people multiple times before even muting them or giving that virtual warn with the command

Then it's a matter of "how much of a shit head you are"

[severe linden]

👴

I was there before the mods where mods

therefore i have shit immunity post

[slate crown]

im glad my track record is clean then

[grizzled meadow]

We literally give you multiple chances, if you still like to troll and not behave, there's the door

[slate crown]

we do a lil trolling from time to time

within reason

[zenith grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-vibe-gif-20527102

[severe linden]

[grizzled meadow]

We ban repeat offenders and people who can't be around people without trolling every two seconds

As long as the trolling is in good faith and contained it's okay

[slate crown]

ye

traps exists for a reason

[grizzled meadow]

Among other things yes, apparently

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[slate crown]

I'm good

not a fan of traps really

i like my men muscular and hairy

[zenith grove]

unless you want to be insta banned, stop waving that shit around no one gives the slightest shit about what you think

p!ban @pastel quartz you dont want to follow the #📄rules then you know where to find the door. political discussions/suggestive trap videos/trolling

[foggy mantle]

@vital haven has been banned.

[grizzled meadow]

[glad kelp]

Damn daniel

[mortal violet]

he... he's gone

[grizzled meadow]

This channel can breathe again

[zenith grove]

finally, peace and quiet

[grizzled meadow]

For now

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/990156671886188604/image0-53.gif

[severe linden]

now for some linguini

for our dear ol pal falco

[slate crown]

he had it coming eventually

[severe linden]

well about to go into no net land for a bit while I wait for the cleaning crew to do there thing in my new home.

This shall be my last message before I peace out.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-thanos-disintegrate-gif-16011539

[severe linden]

ARMSEL PROTECTA IS THE HIDDEN META STRAT

[slate crown]

not Harambe

i hate people monetising off of their pets, but this one is just too cute

maybe im biased since my dog looks similar

[restive sky]

Diarrhea

[slate crown]

how apt

[heady crow]

My ad cents to see a cute animal video

Seems like a fair trade

[slate crown]

I've seen too many videos of owners beating their pets behind the scenes to teach them tricks

it's a common thing here in VN unfortunately and people don't seem to care because "hehe cute"

[heady crow]

The fucks going on in asia

[slate crown]

alot of fucked shit

people care about the image, they don't care about context

[narrow lotus]

bro it drives me so mad

[slate crown]

yea makes my blood boil too

this one's fresh out of the oven

[scenic sable]

Yes! Finally!

[mossy iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811111461152620544/993242281857515530/97mdgvP.jpeg

[real fjord]

Vtubers are one of the worst things to ever happen

[clear prism]

There goes my hero.
Watch him as he goes!

[slate crown]

holy based

[slate crown]

jesus christ is that what all of the roads over there are like?

[clear prism]

They are the bane of our existence

[clear prism]

Probably 😂

[slate crown]

I've seen rural areas of vn with better mud roads than that

[real fjord]

I won't have you call me based, when you go around calling ppl traps

[slate crown]

wat

[clear prism]

Wait what

[slate crown]

im not that kinda guy pal

[clear prism]

You have been calling people traps?

[slate crown]

check the logs

im clean as a whistle

[clear prism]

Hmmmmm

🤔

[slate crown]

i like men

but traps are where i draw the line

i swear im not that kinda guy

[clear prism]

Step 1: Denial

[slate crown]

I, PangolinStirfry have not called nor acused anyone of being a trap

i will die on this hill

[clear prism]

Then answer this singular question as honestly as possible

What kind of loadout is your go-to in Stalker Gamma?

[slate crown]

i would have 4 weapons on me at all times with at least 100 rounds each. pistol would be 1911, rifle would be an Ak-12, long range rifle is still the Mauser forester. and shotgun would be Armsel Protecta (Modernized)

[clear prism]

AK-12 2012 or 2016?

[slate crown]

2012

[clear prism]

Good man

🤝

[slate crown]

i told you, I would never commit such an atrocity

[clear prism]

You certainly have proven it, yes

[slate crown]

i tried using the 2016 once, immediately had to take a shower afterwards

and cried myself to sleep

[clear prism]

It is straight up sad

Whenever I look at the AK-12 2016, it hurts internally

[slate crown]

i was so tempted to delete that save

[clear prism]

That is a curse you should never subject yourself to

So delete and forget

Start new as punishment

[slate crown]

i repented by going out and killed a pseudogiant using a makarov

[clear prism]

A sufficient sacrifice

[slate crown]

i payed for my sins

[slate crown]

Unedited Andy

[clear prism]

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

so egyptian guy finally bites the dust

[clear prism]

Yes

[placid sail]

you know what's funny

judging by how much he was fixated on the issue, there is a slight chance he'll come out of the closet himself lol

[slate crown]

it's only a matter of time

[clear prism]

I am not really sure why he got banned

As in, what he posted to get banned

[placid sail]

it kinda gets old hearing from somebody "hey guys I'm actually openly against a point or two of your rules" especially for the ones who enforce them, I guess that was it

[clear prism]

Makes sense

[placid sail]

it's not like they're losing something precious by banning him, but instead they get the peace of mind by knowing that dude that openly stated he's against the rules and broken them once or twice is no longer an issue

[clear prism]

Though what interests me is "suggestive trap videos"

Did he send like porn in or what

[zenith grove]

i fuckin knew it

[placid sail]

?

[clear prism]

True that

[zenith grove]

oh nothing, i will go back to playing gamma or something

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649

[clear prism]

🤨

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-serious-stare-suspicious-gif-5319823

[clear prism]

Sus

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/Bk5t0plvReE

[placid sail]

@heady crow new lore

[clear prism]

3 tickets to the Barbie movie starring Ryan Gosling, please

[slate crown]

he tried to DM me and I declined

[clear prism]

Very sus

[slate crown]

i only have like 3 people I've received dms from and most of those messages are years old by now

[clear prism]

Oof

Das is very sad

[slate crown]

i know but im fine with the crippling isolation

it grows on you over time

i might be an introvert but i still enjoy talking to other people

less people, less drama imo

[placid sail]

huh

he sent me a friend request but I only accept those after first date

[slate crown]

wouldn't it be crazy if we went on a date? haha jk jk

unless...?

[placid sail]

😳

[slate crown]

😳

[clear prism]

😐

🤨

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570925756486647808/1001039010686312489/froj-1-1.mov

[slate crown]

hand 'em over

https://youtu.be/zeRcpKupoK4

oh my jesus christ

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/1001095860358234142/SO_F_METAL.mov

[slate crown]

BR'ISH

[slate crown]

that's not whipped cream, that's mayonnaise

[slim osprey]

What the fuck

[placid sail]

you made it worse

[clear prism]

I do like me some sausage, strawberry and mayonnaise combo

[slate crown]

tis my specialty, you're welcome btw

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vomit-luvicat-stupid-funni-gif-21439008

[clear prism]

Sosig

[placid sail]

imagine adding sausages to mayo strawberries

disgusting

[clear prism]

How about you check your privilege, liberal?

Oh wait, wrong personality

Uhhh

Ah yes, this is very funny 👌

[gloomy roost]

Ah damn

[placid sail]

did you just assume we're christians?

[gloomy roost]

Just woke up and saw Shoebill got

[slim osprey]

Idk

[gloomy roost]

Would you prefer valkyries descending and picking you up Bz?

[placid sail]

yeah they're gonna just stare at me for a second then wish me luck an fly away so guess not

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

can I ask for Billy instead

he's a nice guy

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Redeemable+goose_3db109_9707595.jpg

as you may have guessed, I'm currently hungy

[placid sail]

huge aldo energy

[quasi sundial]

ban !ban

[placid sail]

(ban)

oh, there's my favourite psycho

[real tinsel]

putting down old stuff with a sledgehammer seems like the epitome of construction work

[placid sail]

what's up kha

[real tinsel]

hi

[real tinsel]

uh nothing just a bit suicidal today for no reason

how about you

[swift scarab]

This seems to be the most common mood for 2022

[placid sail]

working, eating cheap ramen, considering whoring myself for cash so I may never have to work again

[real tinsel]

whoring yourself for cash isn't as easy cash as it sounds like

[swift scarab]

Plasma donations are easier

[placid sail]

gonna take my last bit of hope huh

[real tinsel]

maybe for a quick bucks now and then but if you're gonna actually choose it as a career you need to do a lot of shit

[gloomy roost]

What's the operation difference between plasma and blood donation?

[swift scarab]

Blood donation is the stuff the Red Cross does, they suck your blood out, and package it, and usually you don’t get paid for that

[real tinsel]

also the people who'd pay you the most will probably abuse you like shit for hours

so it's not really a preferable job

[swift scarab]

Plasma donation is where they suck the blood out, separate the plasma out, then give you back the red blood cells so you don’t pass out

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-kids-krusty-burger-gif-20458591

[gloomy roost]

Neat

[swift scarab]

They use plasma to make special medicine and whatnot, blood is just taken and added to the blood reserve

[real tinsel]

so i can then donate my blood and double the pay?

[swift scarab]

No.

[placid sail]

yes

I will buy it

[swift scarab]

You’re not compensated for blood donations, at least not around here

Also

[real tinsel]

are you gonna make my clones

or are you gonna make khaytiil smoothie

[swift scarab]

Most plasma donation companies will put you on the donation deferral list if they see that you’re trying to exploit the system

[real tinsel]

how do you exploit the system?

[swift scarab]

Donate at more then one donation center at a time, usually

[slate crown]

this needs some ambiance

[placid sail]

I will stealthily insert your blood in the bodies of my enemies to make them clinically insane and possibly bald

[real tinsel]

forget the bald part, mordorian, i have to shave every 3 days to maintain my baldness

[swift scarab]

Basically the National Deferral Registry for America is like the plasma donation equivalent of being given a sexual assault charge, none of the donation places will accept you again

[placid sail]

• I'M GOING TO SPREAD KHAAYTIL'S BLOOD ACROSS OUR POPULATION AND USHER THE AGE OF MANIACAL STUPIDITY
• Good day.

[slate crown]

it's too good

it works in any situation

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/MyQn2ic2Wzw

[real tinsel]

in about 5 years or so everyone is going to start seeing and hearing shit and stuff and will probably go on murdering each other

bz11k found a way to eliminate overpopulation

[swift scarab]

Jokes on you, I live in Texas, we’re already insane down here

[clear prism]

"You are not allowed to smoke weed in Texas. However, you can smoke other people! Here, have more guns."

[swift scarab]

Heard about the newest gun law relating specifically to Texan handguns?

[slate crown]

should've pulled the classic french move of letting 2 million of the population starve to death so they would resort to eating rats,snakes,dogs,cats. geat way to control the population plus free pest control

[clear prism]

No idea, I do not stay up to date on American shenanigans

[swift scarab]

News flash, in Texas, you no longer need to have a background check to buy any handgun, you got the money and you’re at least 18, you can get one

[clear prism]

Nice

I should move to Texas

[slate crown]

not even safety classes?

[placid sail]

Haven't you had another shooting just recently?

[swift scarab]

No idea, didn’t watch the news that far

[placid sail]

where the cops were standing around and doing nothing for an hour

[swift scarab]

Which one, be specific

[placid sail]

oh god

[swift scarab]

Ah, that one

[placid sail]

why are your country like this

[clear prism]

That was not in Texas, was it?

[placid sail]

guns are not candies

[swift scarab]

Blame politics

[swift scarab]

I think it was

[placid sail]

I think it was?

[clear prism]

Let me research this

[placid sail]

I mean

at happens almost weekly by now

[clear prism]

Uvalde is in Texas?

[swift scarab]

Uvalde, Texas school shooting

Aye

[slate crown]

shhhhhh you're going to summon "him" again

[placid sail]

I was thinking about that one, yes

[swift scarab]

Too late, it’s already begun

[placid sail]

where cops did absolutely nothing for an hour

[clear prism]

Well, they done messed up then lol

[placid sail]

and now you're saying that after all that shit it's actually easier to buy a gun?

[real tinsel]

man this shooting stuff reminds me of something

[slate crown]

welp time to head down to the bomb shelter

[clear prism]

Mhm

Guns

[swift scarab]

Oh no, the bill for handguns came out way before this shooting

[slate crown]

i love guns unfortunately it's forever illegal

[swift scarab]

Just like weed for us

[clear prism]

Man, I just want a PL-15

[swift scarab]

And people wonder why I play Mercenary

Being Freedom is illegal

[real tinsel]

found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt35SEeR9w

look at these clowns

[slate crown]

subhuman

[clear prism]

Ah yes, JCS

Got done dirty by Youtube, sad times

[swift scarab]

That man has the face that I see children have when they get caught stealing cookies

[real tinsel]

watch the one who does a school shooting and then pretends to cut himself

[swift scarab]

Eh, I’ll just watch a regular shooting where they actually do

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1001116957631860797/The_Elder_Scrolls_IV_-_Oblivion_Soundtrack_-_04_Harvest_Dawn.mp4

[clear prism]

Copyrighted

[stone blade]

copy cock and ballted

[swift scarab]

Ngl if school had this playing 24/7 it’d be a LOT more enjoyable

[placid sail]

damn hasn't even waited for pastry to cool down, just snatched it from someone's fingers

[pastel quartz]

Copy these nuts lmaoooo

[placid sail]

it's him

utter bob

[pastel quartz]

BOB

[clear prism]

I abstain

[swift scarab]

Hmm

Free barbecue

[pastel quartz]

I honestly wonder what would happen, the fire would need oxygen to burn

[slate crown]

do it then

no balls

[pastel quartz]

And I think that big of an instantaneous fire would stop quicker before it would all burn if the windows aren't open

[pastel quartz]

Ok send address

[swift scarab]

One of two things, it would all ignite and become a giant pressure cooker explosive of pressure, or the top layer would constantly burn until it’s all burnt down

[slate crown]

123 Sesame street

[pastel quartz]

That's my address, I said yours

[slate crown]

exactly

im in your walls

[clear prism]

Dude, not all that excellent gas!

You know how expensive that shit is?!

[pastel quartz]

That's how I flex

[slate crown]

weird flex bro ngl

[clear prism]

Strange flex but alright

[slate crown]

funny story

[swift scarab]

Hilarious even

[slate crown]

all this mentioning of gasoline made me remember the time when i accidentally chugged half a bottle of gasoline by accident

[swift scarab]

How the fuck are you alive

[slate crown]

i was burping up fumes for the next 5 hours

it was a long day at school and i was thirsty as a mf

[pastel quartz]

Not wanna be rude but I don't think you're a car

[slate crown]

so i went into the fridge and grabbed the first bottle I could reach

[swift scarab]

Why the fuck

Was there gas in the fridge

[pastel quartz]

Ever heard of tap water?

[slate crown]

some retarded motherfucker put a bottle of gasoline in the fridge by mistake because it was as clear as water

[slate crown]

and since i was thirsty and the cold gasoline had zero taste, i didn't realize until i chugged half of the thing

[real tinsel]

nah man, i'm in his walls

and i don't see you around

cock liar

[slate crown]

that's because im outside

[real tinsel]

how are you in his walls outside

[slate crown]

yes

[pastel quartz]

How are you in my HOUSE

[real tinsel]

i am in your WALLS

not in your house

[swift scarab]

I’m just waiting to see if anyone will notice the error messages I’ve been having since yesterday, I just wanna play stalker again man

[grizzled meadow]

How the fuck are you alive

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

bro you gonna die enjoy the next hour of your life

[slate crown]

bro i didn't even mention about the story where i drank laundry detergent as a child

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

i was a retarded kid

[swift scarab]

You’re every mothers worst nightmare

[pastel quartz]

Or he'll become aussie

Or abo

[swift scarab]

You’re the reason we have those advertisements about keeping things locked up

[pastel quartz]

Abos do this and it makes them healthiet

Healthier

[slate crown]

it smelt like flowers and bubblegum

[placid sail]

there is a party in your house's walls and you're not invited

[pastel quartz]

reminds me of that one clip from that parody spongebob video "you just smoked 4 grams of bass salts ni(expunged) enjoy the next 10 minutes of your life" then squidward has a massive acid trip

[swift scarab]

Bath salts, not bass

[placid sail]

muffled carameldancen heard from walls

[swift scarab]

Good name for a song though

[pastel quartz]

nah its their concentration juice so they can balance things on their heads easier

[real tinsel]

mine is bleach

makes the voices go away

[placid sail]

I've got fewer questions to brainfart residents now

[pastel quartz]

I just drank liquid and it makes me feel funny

[grizzled meadow]

bzeek embracing the shitpost and comments funny

[clear prism]

Jesus fuck, you guys are nuts

[pastel quartz]

What doesn't kill you....

[real tinsel]

not as fucked up as yours but i used to eat cat food because i liked the way it smells

[pastel quartz]

Makes you albanian

[placid sail]

Если не можешь победить толпу - возглавь ее

[pastel quartz]

...

[clear prism]

p!translate EN Если не можешь победить толпу - возглавь ее

[foggy mantle]

Original

Если не можешь победить толпу - возглавь ее

English

If you can't beat the crowd, lead it

[grizzled meadow]

gtanil got my back

[pastel quartz]

p!translate EN Hi I'm Bob

[foggy mantle]

Original

Hi I'm Bob

English

Hi I'm Bob

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/понедельник-gif-22695385

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck off bzeek

[slate crown]

i dont speak potato salad

[placid sail]

quanto ruvido

[grizzled meadow]

Eh lo fa

Translate this

[grizzled meadow]

[clear prism]

Wait what

[placid sail]

p!translate IT Eh lo fa

[foggy mantle]

Original

Eh lo fa

Italian

Eh lo fa

[placid sail]

majestic

[real tinsel]

epic bot fail

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate EN Eh lo fa

[foggy mantle]

Original

Eh lo fa

English

Eh it does

[placid sail]

ah, I see

[grizzled meadow]

Learn how to proper bot command

[placid sail]

it do be like that

[grizzled meadow]

Yes something like that

[real tinsel]

man i wonder if this guy has azerbaijani words

p!translate EN götvərən

[foggy mantle]

Original

götvərən

English

taker

[real tinsel]

nah

[placid sail]

bald taker

[real tinsel]

nah it means "ass seller" or something

[grizzled meadow]

Someone ping Crystal

[real tinsel]

like someone who exclusively gives away their ass

[grizzled meadow]

What's her fucking name now

[real tinsel]

kris

also he's a he now

[placid sail]

so confusing

[real tinsel]

crystal is changing his genders more often than i change my underwear

[grizzled meadow]

@glad kelp

[grizzled meadow]

Still she
Get your lore facts right

[clear prism]

😂 😂 😂

[placid sail]

that's not that frequent for a comparison

[grizzled meadow]

Poor soul is going through the "I'm the bad person here"

[clear prism]

Is that a common thing to go through after a break up?

[real tinsel]

i went through it, so it must be common

[clear prism]

I never had it

Weird

[placid sail]

welcome to adulthood, where everything is shame, guilt, anger or some other misery

[gloomy roost]

I also never had it (a relationship)

[glad kelp]

Geh

[placid sail]

until you're 50 and don't give a shit about anything at all, including hygiene and lawful gun posession

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[gloomy roost]

It's fine. As long as I have frens.

[clear prism]

You ain't missing out on much, my guy

[glad kelp]

Nah i mean it is just thr truth isn't it?

[real tinsel]

old people are awesome

wait wrong reply

[glad kelp]

They are

[clear prism]

The fuck

[real tinsel]

old people are awesome

[clear prism]

Here is the million dollar question. Is it, really?

[glad kelp]

Yes, it is

[clear prism]

How so, if you do not mind me asking?

[glad kelp]

I've lied and cheated in my past, there won't be anything changing

[glad kelp]

I think wild cats are the best

[pastel quartz]

its not about the lying in the past, its about how well can you lie in the future

[pastel quartz]

THATS A MANUL

not some wild cat

[glad kelp]

I'M NO WXPERT OK?!?@?

[pastel quartz]

IM BOB

OK??

[real tinsel]

this is a banger thank you for sharing 👍

[glad kelp]

OK, GOT IT

[glad kelp]

Better

Jk

[glad kelp]

I was deciding no more lies smh

Someone else decided otherwise tho somehow

Anyway

[pastel quartz]

imagine if you would like uhhh, like put your ... inside like... no scratch that i mean like, uhhh... imagine if,....

[glad kelp]

Guys it's real

Fake Dr. Pepper

[clear prism]

Dr. Pepper is fake Dr. Bob, bro

[glad kelp]

Man ok

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXNxabRAWCM&ab_channel=LittleVMills

[swift scarab]

The joys of mayonnaise

[clear prism]

Mayonnaise is the food of the gods

[swift scarab]

Would recommend eating during the entire raid

[placid sail]

pelmeni with mayonnaise was the closest I was to living american dream

it was scrumptious but also quite tiring and possibly life-threatening

[swift scarab]

Never heard of pelmeni before

Enlighten me good stranger

[placid sail]

it's dumplings, basically

[swift scarab]

Ah

Time to Google then

[placid sail]

food of poor, loners and students here

[swift scarab]

Ooo, looks better then my poor people food

I just eat ravioli out of a can

[placid sail]

man

ravioli are quite expensive here, also hard to find

[swift scarab]

Chefboyardee smiles upon us daily

[placid sail]

always wanted to try that american ravioli in a can stuff

[swift scarab]

It’s decent, would not recommend eating constantly though

[placid sail]

probably horrible to eat that every day, but I want to try

I have a kink for junk food

[slate crown]

question, when you guys need to go and get your ears cleaned of ear wax, where do you usually go?

[swift scarab]

After a certain point you start to taste the preservatives in the sauce

[swift scarab]

The workshop to grab a drill

[placid sail]

sauna or hot shower, if it's really bad, go to a doctor

do not use cotton sticks, you'll die of ass cancer

[swift scarab]

I use cotton sticks because poor

[slate crown]

i go to a barbers

[placid sail]

they fundamentally don't work and make shit worse

[slate crown]

barbers in VN are ear cleaning pros apparently

[placid sail]

huh

interesting

[swift scarab]

Funny, a lot of people say that about American healthcare too.

I’ll stick with the cheaper failure

[placid sail]

yeah your healthcare sucks ass, that is, because it's expensive af

[slate crown]

america somehow has the best and worst healthcare I've ever seem

[placid sail]

don't know about actual quality, but probably not that bad overall

[swift scarab]

We’re currently scraping by in my household off of my grandfather’s social security check and me giving out my plasma twice a week for the past year

My arm has a scar that makes me look like a junkie