🎪bruh-fart

[urban ocean]

Or feminism.

[clear prism]

Well

[slate crown]

yea everything need to be PC these days

to the point where they literally gate keep other cultures

[urban ocean]

Judith Butler really fucked some women up

[clear prism]

Oh no

[night sail]

mb homie

[clear prism]

Messages are getting deleted

[clear prism]

Oh god, oh on

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-panic-gif-13346623

[placid sail]

you stinky thief

[slate crown]

we getting spicy tonight bois

quick upload memes so they won't notice

[night sail]

you can call me gopnik :)

[clear prism]

@placid sail Look at this fresh meme I got

[urban ocean]

People think of PC "oh just say softer words" when it really means "your speech has to match my politics otherwise you're doing violence upon me"

[night sail]

you stinky thief

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/season6-episode3-fresh-andy-samberg-brooklyn-nine-nine-gif-23653994

[slate crown]

yea it's getting ridiculous

[clear prism]

I stole from a thief

[night sail]

no no

[clear prism]

So it was not stealing, it was

Reacquiring

[night sail]

you stole from a gopnik

[placid sail]

бессовестные западные уебки

[clear prism]

p!translate Eng бессовестные западные уебки

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[clear prism]

Blyat

[placid sail]

get bent

[clear prism]

Ayo, I am not western

I am @clear prism

Get it right, you uhhh

Literal onion smeller

[slate crown]

he is @gtani

[placid sail]

you're from germany

stinky battleship enjoyer

[clear prism]

No

I live there

Does not mean I am from Germanski

[slate crown]

that's even worse

[placid sail]

where are you from then

[clear prism]

From @clear prism, of course

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1000662328393601106/sg05lmywvcd91.mp4

[slate crown]

damn patrick star off da perc

[clear prism]

Ah yes, Pinhead Larry

[slate crown]

just give her a brail note that says "Flash out"

[slate crown]

then give her a concussion

[clear prism]

You know what? Screw that, just outright murder her

Why are you holding back

[slate crown]

you're right

[clear prism]

😐

[clear prism]

Why is that picture popping up everywhere suddenly

[placid sail]

another fucking groundhog day of memes

[clear prism]

The bane of being on the internet a lot

You have seen it all, the recycling is inevitable

[glad kelp]

Recycle the people

[placid sail]

not, it's literally Crystal and others posting same shit every day or two

[night sail]

yozhik

[glad kelp]

Beginning with me

[clear prism]

@placid sail This is hell.

[placid sail]

I too have problems with short term memory due to excessive computer usage but come fucking on

[grizzled meadow]

Use EN

[clear prism]

Ah

p!translate En бессовестные западные уебки

[foggy mantle]

Original

бессовестные западные уебки

English

shameless western fuckers

[clear prism]

🤣 🤣

[slate crown]

bruh

[clear prism]

Not to worry, I shall save you with a new, fresh meme

[placid sail]

silly westerner of unknown origin

[placid sail]

this is why

[placid sail]

we can't have nice things

[clear prism]

Oh man, really

Why did the formatting get fucked up

[clear prism]

Looks like I have to redo it, damnit

[placid sail]

can confirm, some actually did that

[clear prism]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail being the savage he always is

[heady crow]

Just have a ashp like here in the nordics

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the savage @placid sail

[heady crow]

Or idk its like 20c here no need for anything really

[clear prism]

It does make me miss the @placid sail idiot arc somewhat

[heady crow]

I agree that scoundrel @placid sail can be quite savage

[placid sail]

they were stealing my meme which I honourably stolen from somewhere else to show in gamma

it was a self-defence

[clear prism]

🤣

The stealing cycle

[heady crow]

Idk ive seen the same memes ive posted here like 4 times in a row just now

[clear prism]

It is kind of weird to see a meme you post and then posted back in a few days later

[placid sail]

well it wasn't a meme tbh it was just a cat photo

but still

[placid sail]

screams THE CYCLE BEGINS ANEW

[clear prism]

That reminds me, I have a new meme for you @placid sail

I renamed it "newmeme" so it is new

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-anakin-star-wars-gif-10358450

[slate crown]

fukin 'ell one at a time Kris

[clear prism]

It is meme dump time

[grizzled meadow]

Gone but not forgotten

[clear prism]

Only, the memes are all recycled

[clear prism]

😔

[glad kelp]

Hate me more

[clear prism]

Oh

Oh no

Oh god. Oh no.

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-worried-oh-no-anxious-gif-11565777

[glad kelp]

-_- burh

[placid sail]

you just download everything you've seen in brainfart and throw it back the day after over and over again

WHY

[placid sail]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

[slate crown]

now u fuked up

[glad kelp]

I wish to end my misery

[clear prism]

That does not justify reposting the same memes over and over again

[grizzled meadow]

I smell politics

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-i-can-smell-it-dwayne-johnson-love-me-yes-gif-11570479

[clear prism]

Fuck it, bred grenade time

[slate crown]

on behalf of my fellow man I'd like to apologize

[fading shuttle]

accurate

[clear prism]

We have made a severe lapse in our judgement

[placid sail]

I can say a couple of things about that but I won't since indeed it's fucking politics 🤠

[grizzled meadow]

Let's see what @urban ocean has to say about it

[clear prism]

Goddamnit, wrong one

[grizzled meadow]

I saw that

And it was good because it was literally my go-to gif

[heady crow]

Politics? No way man. We can only have casual racism torwards balkanoids and thats it

@placid sail i could kill you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-dance-meme-meme-templates-gif-24850240

[clear prism]

I wanted to send this 🤣

[placid sail]

you already do

not as hard as crystal but still

[clear prism]

Damn

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830298702354317313/960688348794605648/redditsave.com_69pe64ncrir81.gif

[clear prism]

I like it when a server has an NSFW channel

[placid sail]

does jerma have his own game now

[grizzled meadow]

Politics is no more btw

[clear prism]

And you got like 13-14 year olds on there

[clear prism]

Yes.

[grizzled meadow]

For now Mohg gets a mental warn

[heady crow]

Mfs asking "wheres jetstream sam" when i post some random cosplay vid or something

[urban ocean]

I got memes too

[pastel quartz]

yea then they do something dumb and reveal themselves like the dumbasses they are and get mad cause they got themselves outed

[grizzled meadow]

Like I said for now you get a warning, next time it will be a serious warn
#📄rules

[urban ocean]

👍

[clear prism]

"No guys I swear, I am 18 it was a misstake i was trolling i promise pls do not ban pls pls"

[slate crown]

dodged a bullet there mate

[grizzled meadow]

Your man @slate crown have your back

[placid sail]

as unhinged as your takes

[heady crow]

Also @grizzled meadow this is fine right?

[pastel quartz]

some kid posted a "meme" that he made in a nsfw server one time and he had the voice of a literal 8 yr old

[fading shuttle]

haha you so sexy please dont ban me haha

[stone blade]

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

welcome bratan

[clear prism]

Sounds about right 🤣

[grizzled meadow]

It's religious stuff, I don't know chief

[clear prism]

Oh no

Religion.

[grizzled meadow]

Looks like a meme more than a religious thing

[heady crow]

Ikr but like its nothing even bad

[slate crown]

I'd ban him for watching YouTube shorts tbh

[heady crow]

I dont know anymore

[heady crow]

Algorhytm is worse than tiktok so i dont watch them all that much

[placid sail]

religious jokes with a gamer word echoing in the background

[grizzled meadow]

Nah okay it looks good

[placid sail]

falco's misterious silence for exactly two days arc is back again

[heady crow]

Alriight thanks falco

Ur cute

[placid sail]

goddamit I already call you falco

[grizzled meadow]

You mean @real tinsel

[placid sail]

STOP THE EVERYONE IS FALCO ARC MY BRAIN IS EASILY TRICKED

[clear prism]

Honestly man, if this server had extended lore, it would be 3 books worth of content

[stone blade]

no i am falco

[clear prism]

Some of the in depth lore here is crazy

[real tinsel]

hi

[grizzled meadow]

BRING BACK THE IDIOT ARC

[placid sail]

of which two books are fucking reposts of the first one

[clear prism]

Yes.

🤣 🤣

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[stone blade]

хи

hi

[placid sail]

@stone bladegreat timing

[real tinsel]

hi

[heady crow]

Vans pebble monkas

[placid sail]

come here

[stone blade]

why

[placid sail]

there's something important to discuss

[stone blade]

discuss it with me bz

[grizzled meadow]

😢

[clear prism]

Tell us all about it, bz11k.

[placid sail]

so
do you eat macaroni boiled in milk with sugar in your country

[stone blade]

we do

[heady crow]

What?

[placid sail]

SEE

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

we call it макарони на фурна

[placid sail]

THAT'S SLAVIC SHIT IT'S NOT JUST US

[clear prism]

So it is an eastern europe thing

[heady crow]

What the fuck is going on with you slavs

What the fuck

[stone blade]

DUDE ITS GOOD

SHUT

LISTEN

SHUT THE FK UP

[pastel quartz]

i got the falco seal of approval

[stone blade]

ITS GOOD

[placid sail]

IT IS GOOD

[clear prism]

I had the same reaction, @heady crow

[stone blade]

!!!!

🔪 🔪 🔪

[heady crow]

Ivan shatap you mongol slav

[stone blade]

NO

[placid sail]

SLAVS ASSEMBLE

[clear prism]

😂

Goddamn

[placid sail]

СУКА БЛЯТЬ

[stone blade]

I'm BulgeAyran i will not shut up

[slate crown]

is my mans seriously threatening someone over the interwebs?

[clear prism]

Ayo

[grizzled meadow]

I've had a good chuckle over that one

[stone blade]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

I'm coming after you.

[clear prism]

._.

[real tinsel]

man you people literally eat 20 years rotten fish and call it a delight

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/LWilxyKpBGE

[real tinsel]

milk macaroni at least tastes good

[pastel quartz]

in what way?

[slate crown]

you should at least dox them first

[stone blade]

i will dox your mom

hahaahahahaha

[clear prism]

That is a swedish thing, not finnish

[grizzled meadow]

I'm digging straight down

[heady crow]

ITS THE FUCKING SWEDES

[clear prism]

Even I know that, broski

[glad kelp]

Couldn't laugh at anything yall sent

[stone blade]

brainfart booming today

[heady crow]

FUCK OFF WE ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE GROUPS

[stone blade]

i like it

[placid sail]

let me shake your hand

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-heisenberg-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-heisenberg-walter-white-gif-25689073

[glad kelp]

Nope

[stone blade]

finland = sweden

same thing

[real tinsel]

🤝

[heady crow]

Literially fuck off

[glad kelp]

Sure

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1000757139960234034/mads_mikkelsen_friday.mp4

[clear prism]

It is not even friday

[heady crow]

Finns are finno ugric and swedes are north germanic

[clear prism]

But still good post

👌

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin-gif-21954396

[slate crown]

WAYTOODANK rn

[urban ocean]

Friday is everyday when you're Mikkelsen

[clear prism]

#🎪bruh-fart is currently on steroids

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-fire-sanity-nomore-hell-gif-23710260

[clear prism]

As well as some crack cocaine

Maybe even a little Tourist delight

[glad kelp]

What sanity?

[slate crown]

ah shit lemme hit some

[grizzled meadow]

@clear prism send the shake hand pic pls

[heady crow]

Also @grizzled meadow

[clear prism]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1000757139960234034/mads_mikkelsen_friday.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-23642644

[grizzled meadow]

HEY I CAN JUST DO THAT

[grizzled meadow]

This channel is over

[clear prism]

Uh oh

[glad kelp]

Yes

[clear prism]

Already seen it, bruv

[placid sail]

that's a guy

[clear prism]

Everyone is a guy

[grizzled meadow]

You are not the guy

You will never be the guy

[heady crow]

I wish

[glad kelp]

That's a guy, first
Second, hella gay

[grizzled meadow]

I had a guy but now I don't

[quartz saffron]

Either he’s going for a handshake or threatening to shoot him

[clear prism]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-named-finger-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-26067077

[grizzled meadow]

You
Are not
The guy

[glad kelp]

Hi

[clear prism]

Pimento cheese

[heady crow]

First i wish
Second im already bi

[slate crown]

you're not that guy pal trust me

[clear prism]

Mhm

Cheese

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/WzhW20hLp6M

[clear prism]

🤝 🤝 🤝

[glad kelp]

I always was bi

[pastel quartz]

we do a little trolling

[placid sail]

I'm really surprised how none of mods bashed you for that clip being posted repeatedly

[slate crown]

too much

[clear prism]

I posted it several times before

It is good

[grizzled meadow]

No one of y'all will ever be the guy if you don't watch this video and the other one

[glad kelp]

Depression

[placid sail]

what the fuck

[grizzled meadow]

This fucking channel is repost the channel

[grizzled meadow]

Two imaginary dude is nothing

[clear prism]

When the Zyzz music kicks in

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996208890427478027/999334357279969290/Ceasar_Hegel_Rant.mp4

[slate crown]

waiting for my gym to finish building so i can finally get my pump on

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996208890427478027/999472981032058950/Benny_Listening_To_Radio_New_Vegas.mp4

[placid sail]

I really struggle to understand the line of western propriety sometimes

[clear prism]

You can always do push ups and sit ups at home

[placid sail]

calistenics, also bang a dude, it's very intensive

[slate crown]

nah, i need to be in a specific environment to workout

[heady crow]

Well those are calisthenics

[clear prism]

Unfortunately, I have this condition called "Not interested"?

[heady crow]

Ill prolly just get olympic rings soon and eventually start doing weighted calisthenics tho

Do some isolation work with adjustable dumbbells

[slate crown]

same

[placid sail]

sounds like skill issue

[urban ocean]

Housewife TikTok tutorials be like

[clear prism]

It is because you see, I have invested all my skill in being able to tell when someone has skill issue

[real tinsel]

banging a dude burns like 300 calories or something

[slate crown]

i gain 300 calories from breathing oxygen every second

[heady crow]

The bulk is insane

[clear prism]

So you must weigh like 8 grams then?

[clear prism]

Everyone has a bit of Zyzz in them

[heady crow]

That bench technique is immaculate 🥵

[placid sail]

me and Crystal are the only skinny ones in the brainfart kingdom of lard

[clear prism]

You guys are literal sticks?

Oof

[slate crown]

i need my calories

[heady crow]

No one actually weighs like 70kg tho

Its either like 60 or over 80

[slate crown]

100

[heady crow]

The bulk went too far

[placid sail]

I used to weight 70 but I'm 65 now for some reason

[heady crow]

See?

[placid sail]

my cake is an endangered species

[slate crown]

i did an Inbody machine, i have almost 40kgs of muscle

[gloomy roost]

My best friend is a literal stick

[real tinsel]

count me into that list

[clear prism]

Damn bro, @placid sail would be swept away by the wind because he is so light

[placid sail]

you're not skinny, you're bald

[slate crown]

damn

[clear prism]

😂

[real tinsel]

nah i'm like 50 kg or something

[slate crown]

that was a violation

[heady crow]

You still havent sent pics of you so

[clear prism]

50 kg

The fuck what

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-shocked-amazed-confused-gif-5495545

[slate crown]

wait how old are you?

[real tinsel]

22

[clear prism]

I can straight up use khaytiil to lift, then

[slate crown]

WTF

[clear prism]

Goddamn

[slate crown]

yea same

[placid sail]

khaaytil's like that ocean bottom fish

fully flat

[heady crow]

Ohp with khaa

[placid sail]

to enter walls more easily

[slate crown]

blobfish

[heady crow]

His body has adapted

He is the next step in the human evolution

[real tinsel]

weirdly enough, despite being heavier than me, my ex could barely lift me while i lifted her 60 kg ass with my 50 kg ass like a feather

[placid sail]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[clear prism]

💪

Muscles, bro

[placid sail]

skill issue

[clear prism]

Obviously

[slate crown]

even if im strong i still can't lift my own bodyweight to save my life

so you're at an advantage

[clear prism]

Oop, my friends are here, have a good one boyos

👋

[heady crow]

You cant do pullups?

[heady crow]

Alright cya dude

[slate crown]

assisted pull ups unfortunately

[real tinsel]

how so

[slate crown]

im just too heavy

[heady crow]

Ah ye kinda same here. If i want to do more than 3-4 ill have to do banded

But pullups are gigasexy for hypertrophy

[slate crown]

bulk was too much

i literally have stretch marks over my stretch marks

[heady crow]

🥵

Just say they are from muscle gain when you cut

[slate crown]

nah i don't mind them

[real tinsel]

man i'm so skinny that my abs are pretty much always visible

[slate crown]

stretch marks are my trophy

[heady crow]

That reminds me that i have legs today

[real tinsel]

it's like i have no meat or fat inside my body

just flesh and bones

[slate crown]

yea i never do legs

NEVER

[heady crow]

Chicken legs looking mf

[slate crown]

nah my thighs are still 60cms wide

[placid sail]

this you?

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/kimmoli-gif-25297641

[heady crow]

My legs are already pretty fine without training them too much but tryna get them to blow up

[heady crow]

Pics?

[slate crown]

i just cycled uphill to school for 4 years

[real tinsel]

need the jetstream sam thighs

[placid sail]

the chinese gacha fears the samurai

[slate crown]

i don't take pictures of myself during workouts unfortunately

i hate taking pictures overall

[placid sail]

let me shyly shake your hand

[heady crow]

Ah sadly so

Im pretty sure every server im active in has seen me half naked

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[placid sail]

you slut

[real tinsel]

we're gonna be the first ones to see him full naked

[heady crow]

Bitch i got a wack physique rn but i still look good as fuck

[heady crow]

Well see where our dms lead to 😳

[slate crown]

went dumpster diving for this pic

10kg plates

[placid sail]

damn roadhog

[glad kelp]

I wish

[heady crow]

Ah ye but every leg press machine is different in how they transform the put weight into actual pressure

[real tinsel]

that's like 200 kgs, right?

[heady crow]

Whats your barbell back squat?

[slate crown]

ye

[real tinsel]

damn

[slate crown]

my backsquat pr was maybe 80kgs

[real tinsel]

the highest i went on bench was 50 kgs

[heady crow]

Ah ye so 200kg on leg press doesent mean that much

Should start doing mobility drills for my ankles again tbh

[slate crown]

yea 200kg on leg press is kids shit

hacksquat kicks my ass

[real tinsel]

ohhh it's leg press. I thought he was benching 200 kgs

[heady crow]

Hack squat is gigasexy

[slate crown]

jesus christ not yet

[heady crow]

I just spam goblet squats and split squats for quads rn bcs only got access to a set of adjustable dumbbells rn

[slate crown]

but i always end up sick during leg day though which usually ends up with me dry heaving in the bathroom for a moment until I'm back in action again

my favorite is back

back days are my shit

[heady crow]

Maybe work on your work capacity then kek

[slate crown]

I've tried everything dude. eat before workout, fast during workout, drink water, not drinking water,etc...

[heady crow]

Ye doing a back day with good equipment is fuckall sexy. But push is my fav rn with the stuff i got rn

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/kimmoli-gif-25297641

[slate crown]

main thing is I'm working out for myself so i don't have to worry about what other people think

[heady crow]

Ahuh nice

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/live-snake-reaction-live-snake-reaction-mael-radec-gif-25585208

[slate crown]

can't wait to workout again after a hiatus because gas is so expensive so I can't reach my cheap underground gym

[heady crow]

Ye i just workout wherever i can and with whatever i got. Got a cheap gym i go to at the city i study and live in and a shitty homegym in the woods where i live in

Prolly will just buy oly rings so i can ditch the gym membership all together

[slate crown]

yea i love my gym because it's the only place that was still open during the pandemic

it was a commercial gym but since it was so tiny, the feds allowed it to stay open since the owner said it's technically a home gym

[glad kelp]

Ah

[glad kelp]

My to do list, you found it
Where did you find it hm?

[placid sail]

if only we'd known that we'll remember the pandemic mild and silly in comparison

[real tinsel]

in comparison to what

[placid sail]

in comparison with current fuckening

well, not as fucky to people from somewhere else, I guess

[glad kelp]

Yeah

[placid sail]

but I suppose soon it will bite in the ass absolutely everyone

because globalisation and shit

[glad kelp]

I agree

[real tinsel]

pandemic didn't hit me much since i was always a basement dwelling cockroach

now i'm a wall dwelling bald goblin

upgrades

pandemic did enable me to stay with my gf at her house for days though which was like pretty much the highlight of my entire pandemic

[placid sail]

our damage isn't known to this day because everything is great in ba sing se, but judging by photos of morgues being full to the brim, we've been hit as hard as Italy was

[slate crown]

i had the same lifestyle so i was fine sitting at home alone but some extraverted people in my neighborhood almost went insane from the isolation

[real tinsel]

same with my dad

[placid sail]

yeah normies got it hard during pandemic

[real tinsel]

my dad broke his leg and got it uh

bz11k what's that bandage thing called that they put on your leg

when it's broken

[slate crown]

splint

[real tinsel]

no the bandage thing

[placid sail]

cast?

[real tinsel]

i knew it in russian too but forgot that as well

[real tinsel]

yes

he got his leg casted and he still won't sit still despite the doctors and my mom saying that he should

[slate crown]

ignoring other people's recommendation is every dads specialty

[real tinsel]

he takes pretty much every other recommendation. But tell him anything that prevents him from juggling around like an adhd kid, he will absolutely ignore

[slate crown]

relatable

[placid sail]

should have strapped him to a wheelchair with chains

dad would have done sick ollies on his way to rumble around town

[slate crown]

my dad left

the fatherless memes all makes sense now

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelchair-tricks-skate-p-ark-moves-skill-gif-5593984

khaaytil's dad goes for a walk.gif

[placid sail]

same

[slate crown]

wicked

[slate crown]

we still keep in touch but i definitely feel indifferent about him

abandonment issues really explains the bulk of my childhood mistakes

[placid sail]

it's not that bad, got myself free apartment instead of alimonies so I can be a failure in life without any actual consequences to life quality

[slate crown]

amen

[placid sail]

tried to meet him during my uni years, got to meet his sister's family instead, got fed some bullshit about him being very busy and ultimately ignored

https://tenor.com/view/horse-kickflip-tobey-bird-kieran-culkin-saturday-night-live-doing-tricks-gif-23826420

[slate crown]

dude my dad literally slept with 3 women and had 5 kids including me

[placid sail]

now that's pod racing!

[slate crown]

no wonder he fuckin left

[placid sail]

huh

I wonder if I have any siblings

probably not

[slate crown]

step siblings, my mom unfortunately had a miscarriage on my sibling though

[placid sail]

damn

[slate crown]

i was a dumb kid back then so it didn't register that my brother died

[gloomy roost]

Damn

[slate crown]

my dad literally handed me an urn and said "say hello to your brother"

kinda fucked up now that i think about it

[placid sail]

that's a bit of a psycho thing to say in such circumstances . _.

[slate crown]

again 5 children

[real tinsel]

when i was like 5-6 years old my dad "jokingly" said that we have sisters from another person. Then my mom figured out that he did actually have another family on the side

as a kid i was actually happy that i had other siblings but now it kinda seems fucked up or something

[slate crown]

yea we were dumbass kids

[placid sail]

I have a step sister since mom got a new husbando, but we're not in touch mostly, though we're chill

and now she's divorced, again

[real tinsel]

your mom needs a lot of therapy instead of new husbands

[gloomy roost]

Sad stories sunday

[placid sail]

Russia is divorce centrale in a sense, half of my friends or more had the same issue with their family

[slate crown]

my mom tried to get another boyfriend, so far she got 4 dudes and 1 catfish

[placid sail]

funny for you to say it out of the blue, but you're actually correct

[slate crown]

she says she's only trying to get a boyfriend for the money

[placid sail]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeesh.

[slate crown]

she's still a gold digger all these years

well she didn't say it directly but that was the end goal

[placid sail]

mine is all about work and having no fucking clue about any human interaction whatsoever

[slate crown]

and mine thinks depression isn't real XD

[placid sail]

HA SAME

[slate crown]

"you sad? don't be"

depression rates drop to 0%

[placid sail]

holy trinity of having no mental problems: workout, find yourself a job and find yourself a gf

repeated over and over, like a mantra

AND THEN GUESS HWHAT

[slate crown]

i found all 3 so im gucci rn

[placid sail]

SHE GOT HERSELF PANIC ATTACKS

LOL

LMAO EVEN

[real tinsel]

i did all three of these, didn't really help. As a matter of fact they made things even worse (except for the workout part)

[placid sail]

respectfully, bullshit

[slate crown]

unlucky

[placid sail]

like, it is good for you to have it

but it's not a panacea in any way

[placid sail]

my point exactly

[slate crown]

yea it's not i still have depression episodes from time to time

but it works

[placid sail]

figuring out what bugs you and eats you on the inside is much more beneficial, though it's much harder to figure out and do

[slate crown]

the thing about Vietnam culture is everyone's family loves you no matter what

i literally have a cousin who's a convict who committed multiple crimes

my family still welcomes him with open arms

[placid sail]

oh, so family ties are above all, even when your relative is an asshole

[slate crown]

yea basically

[placid sail]

it's more like that in southern parts of our country, around the parts where khaaytil lives

[real tinsel]

i have sort of figured it out, but it's still more than that. Sometimes the issue is more than just "think a different way", sometimes it's physical

the brain chemistry stuff

[placid sail]

yeah, it's a long road

[real tinsel]

i feel like if i find the right combination of meds i'll become god

[slate crown]

have you tried crack cocaine?

[real tinsel]

no alcohol alone makes my mental stuff go haywire

[slate crown]

unlucky

[real tinsel]

anyone who i know that does drugs told me absolutely stay away from it, so i'm staying away from them

[slate crown]

except weed

[real tinsel]

specially weed

[glad kelp]

Why yall talkin bout drugz

Drugz bad

[real tinsel]

i have schizophrenia so weed would make my delusions go even worse

[slate crown]

oof yea definitely a no no considering that

[real tinsel]

i already have vocal hallucinations and i've had visual ones twice in the past 3 years

no depressants or drugs for me

[slate crown]

funny thing is, during the old days, getting caught with any sort of drugs(no matter the amount) in vietnam, you'll get the death penalty

[glad kelp]

What the fuck

[fading shuttle]

based

[slate crown]

and yet everyone i know smokes weed on a daily basis

cops usually turn a blind eye to weed, everything else is a no no

[glad kelp]

Guess that's an L for the police

[slate crown]

Vietnam police are literally less than useless

[placid sail]

haven't weed been decriminalised recently in Vietnam?

[glad kelp]

True

[slate crown]

not exactly

[glad kelp]

Idk, don't live there

[placid sail]

that's a shame

[glad kelp]

True

[slate crown]

you can still go around asking strangers where to buy it if you're a foreigner

there's even a tutorial on reddit XD

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-monkey-ape-jump-trampoline-gif-24422352

[glad kelp]

Imagine having no hobby to make that though

[slate crown]

smoking weed is fine, dealing and growing it however is still illegal

[placid sail]

that's how me and my friends were looking for weed in Turkey lol

[slate crown]

you think weed is bad though? you haven't tried vietnamese tobacco

that shit will fuck you up

no cap

[glad kelp]

Gotta try it sometime atleast once

[slate crown]

you need to smoke it out of a bamboo pipe though for maximum experience

[glad kelp]

Damn.

[slate crown]

I've seen videos of foreigners smoking it for the first time and literally getting seizures from it

shits no joke

[placid sail]

is it just a tobacco or is it laced with something?

[real tinsel]

this whole drug talk reminded me that some random drug dealer sold my ex salt instead of meth for 50 manats (approx 30 dollars)

[slate crown]

I don't really know but it's definitely a tobacco native only in vietnam

[placid sail]

like, literal cooking salt?

[real tinsel]

i think so

you know the massive chunks of salt

[slate crown]

bruh

bitch got finnessed

big time

[real tinsel]

she did show me what crystal meth looks like and it looks a lot like salt

[slate crown]

they're both crystalline minerals so it would make sense

[slate crown]

freedom mfs when weed is banned

[real tinsel]

they also have this thing here they call "kakos", which is basically made from heroin leftovers or something

[placid sail]

also fun fact, there's very little to none actual tobacco in cigarettes, the rest is byproducts of tobacco plant, paper, cow anuses etc

[real tinsel]

bz11k might know it, or maybe it's our local thing because i haven't heard about it anywhere else

[placid sail]

so I kind of can go behind the idea of actual vietnam tobacco blowing everyone away since this is a real deal not like cigarettes

[slate crown]

yea i don't know what they put in that shit, but if it can fuck people up they'll gladly smoke it

I've seen old timers hitting 50g pulls like a boss and not feel anything

[placid sail]

listen your friendly neighbour bz has some knowledge of drugs, but he's not some junkie that knows all shit about it

[real tinsel]

my ex was a pro junkie, knew everything about them

[placid sail]

drug tolerancy

[slate crown]

she still alive?

[real tinsel]

yeah

[placid sail]

same way as alcoholics can drink ungodly amount of booze, pothead smoking blunt after blunt etc

[real tinsel]

but her dad figured out that she's doing drugs so now she can't do drugs unless she moves out of the house

[slate crown]

ye

[slate crown]

the oldest trick in the book of parenting

[placid sail]

your exes are something else dude

[real tinsel]

also while i was with her she was skinny as fuck, 40 kg at most. After her dad learned the drug thing and put her into rehab, she started taking antidepressants or something and now she's chonky

[slate crown]

i remembered when my convict cousin ran out of product to smoke so he would resort to huffing arts and crafts glue instead

[placid sail]

oh, he actually tried to help her instead of just prohibiting everything? unexpected and nice of him

[slate crown]

did she go to rehab at least?

[placid sail]

heeeeeell yeah good ol toxicomania

[real tinsel]

yeah but she didn't learn shit

still the same junkie at heart

[slate crown]

some people never change unfortunately

[real tinsel]

waiting to find a stable job so she can move out and become a junkie again

[slate crown]

demon spawn

[hushed marsh]

Diablos

[placid sail]

a really good rehab is half addiction control, half mental help

[slate crown]

El diablo

[placid sail]

usual rehab is just addiction control and beatings, sometimes

[slate crown]

yea that's what rehabs in my country is still like

most of if not all of them

[hushed marsh]

Depends what kinda drugs they did too

[real tinsel]

a lot, man, a lot

[hushed marsh]

Shit like Heroin is insane and fucks you up for life

[real tinsel]

she did like pretty much every drug that's sold here

[slate crown]

christ

[placid sail]

science of human psyche is still very young and complex

unless you live in a developed world, shit out of luck

[real tinsel]

after she did heroin via vein, her last best friend just abandoned her

[hushed marsh]

I don't know if I'm crazy, I'm not trying to excuse drug use, but I feel like

[real tinsel]

said something like "you're a lost cause"

[slate crown]

holy fuck

[hushed marsh]

Man when people fall into that spiral, they can't think clearly anymore

It's scary

[slate crown]

yea, the only thing they could think is when to get the next hit

[hushed marsh]

It's all about drugs, you don't give a shit about anything else anymore

[placid sail]

of course, they can't just "snap out of it", it's a substance addiction, their body literally demands it and starts experiencing withdrawals without it

[slate crown]

wait how long did you stick with her?

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[real tinsel]

our "relationship" lasted 2 weeks at most, i stuck with her for 6-7 months

to be precise it lasted 15 days

[slate crown]

dang

[placid sail]

I'm honestly surprised she wasn't, like, stoned by some angry mob, given the culture of your place

[hushed marsh]

Shit's wild

[real tinsel]

man our country is prude only on the outside. On the inside they're a bunch of horny goblins

[slate crown]

all my country has to show is "look we defeated america"

that's about it really

[placid sail]

the only thing you get when you prohibit being horny is everyone being VERY horny

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-23918002

[real tinsel]

the only reason half the country hasn't become an orgy place is because everyone is scared that what they do to someone else's "wife/sister/etc" will happen to their wife/sister/etc

[scenic sable]

Saigon.

[slate crown]

they still teach kids propaganda in school but i saw through their bullshit

[placid sail]

OHHHH RIGHT

for some reason I thought khaaytil wrote that, my bad

yeah of course I know about Vietnam - USA business

[hushed marsh]

Good morning Vietnam

[slate crown]

no, they legit brainwash children

[real tinsel]

the word "vietnam" triggers my rising storm 2 neurons

[placid sail]

fun fact, Mordor has something to do with Vietnam too

[hushed marsh]

All I remember about Rising storm 2 was having way more fun when you played VC

Because everyone tried to do stupid accents

And mock everyone on the American team

[slate crown]

education system here is a mess

[hushed marsh]

Because everyone tried to do stupid accents

[slate crown]

one thing about those types of game, they somehow manage to make every vietnamese voice lines not sound like vietnamese at all

[hushed marsh]

Yeah I've noticed that and I'm not even like

Close to being born in that area

But I've heard Vietnamese

[slate crown]

I've lived and breathed vietnamese all my life and i still cant translate half of what they're saying

[hushed marsh]

And it is never correct in games

[real tinsel]

games i can understand because they usually don't have the budget or something. But same thing happens in movies with million of dollars budget too

[hushed marsh]

They just go for like

[real tinsel]

like in john wick every russian line is translated into english absolutely horribly

[placid sail]

researching your shit and hiring actual vietnamese VAs is expensive

[slate crown]

exactly

[hushed marsh]

Hey does this guy sound

Asian

[placid sail]

some shady shit will do just fine 🙂

[hushed marsh]

Then that's good enough, fuck getting it correct

[slate crown]

surprisingly vietnamese is so much easier to learn if you know english

[placid sail]

don't get me started on that

[slate crown]

it's like a mix between english and spanish

[placid sail]

stalker is still unrivaled in properly depicting that lemao

[hushed marsh]

I know quite a few languages already, I might actually look into Vietnamese

[slate crown]

once you know the basics it's easy to learn but english is my first language so i still have trouble translating stuff

[hushed marsh]

Yeah that's fair, French is mine, I leaned English when I was like 4 or 5 though

[placid sail]

is english replacing vietnamese in daily life? or how did that happen?

[slate crown]

not exactly, my dad was Singaporean so he would always talk to me in english and i slowly picked up from there. that and early english lessons really helped me out a lot

most of the time i think in english, unless i need to insult someone. that's when i switch

[hushed marsh]

Lmao

When the English swears won't cut it

[slate crown]

english swears are normie af

vietnamese swears are ruthless

they literally bring out your dead ancestors

[hushed marsh]

I'm French Canadian, so the ones we use are weird

And even more lame because it's just like

Catholic church shit

[real tinsel]

man ours are like this too

i don't like using them but i've seen mostly 40+ people use them

especially grandmas

god forbid you have any kind of dead person in your family. That person is going to get all the shit that can be thrown at them

[slate crown]

vietnamese league of legends is where most of the "young buffalos" hang out

[heady crow]

What server do yall play on anyways?

Garena?

[slate crown]

ye

garena

[heady crow]

Im sorry

[placid sail]

lmao garena

[slate crown]

you get used to it

[placid sail]

may gods have mercy on you

no you don't!

[heady crow]

Hey atleast you get free rewards 🙂

[slate crown]

usually my matches are pretty lax but there's always that once match from time to time

if you can play well usually they shut up

but once the "?" ping comes out

all hell is let loose

[placid sail]

the ping of war

question mark of rage

[hushed marsh]

You talking a lot of shit for someone with a dead relative

[placid sail]

we used to play a lot of warcraft 3 free for undisclosed reason edition on garena, russian servers there are something else

[slate crown]

at least my dead relative was genghis khan

[hushed marsh]

Pretty rad

[placid sail]

it's like a fewer dream meets jail inmates

[heady crow]

Btw bz you ever played cs all that much?

[slate crown]

i don't because my little brother used my account for hacks and it got VACed

[placid sail]

not really, my crab hands and shitty reaction never made me a fan of shooters

modern warfare was my shit during school years though

I liked sniper maps a lot

[gloomy roost]

Garena?

[slate crown]

valorant is all over vietnam though

[heady crow]

Ah sad. Would have asked if you ever got all that many finns in your games since our servers are so close. When i played it was either russians or finns in my games

[slate crown]

it's like the british introducing opium to the chinese

[heady crow]

The russians were funny in their own way

[hushed marsh]

I played it years ago

[placid sail]

huh, didn't know that

[hushed marsh]

I got into R6S eSports though, and played that for awhile

Helped me pay for University actually

[slate crown]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[heady crow]

When was this? When r6 was actually good or?

[hushed marsh]

Yeah, I played since launch

Lol

[heady crow]

Ah ye good times

[hushed marsh]

Once I turned 18 I got to do ESL sanctioned stuff

[heady crow]

Never got all that into it but a couple of guys i played waterpolo with were really into it

[slate crown]

damn didn't realize I was talking to a celebrity

[heady crow]

So always filled for stacks

[hushed marsh]

Lmao

[heady crow]

Ikr a real life niche micro e-celebrity here

[hushed marsh]

I'm washed up now, only 23 and now my career is just coaching for small teams lol

[heady crow]

Man you fell off fr

[hushed marsh]

sadge

[slate crown]

she fell off

[hushed marsh]

The shelf life for eSports players is so short dude it's insane

[real tinsel]

how can you even tell if someone's a finn

[lusty sonnet]

know a guy that play R6 every second he can, if he just got back from work or school he'd boot up R6 and soloqueue for a few hours

[heady crow]

Accent

[hushed marsh]

I still get time in sometimes but

[heady crow]

No one speaks english like us finns

[hushed marsh]

23 I'm literally considered a vet, it's wild

[slate crown]

thank you for your service

[placid sail]

and that's why you invest in something else when you make it big in esports or streaming or youtubing

[hushed marsh]

It's true

Super true

[heady crow]

[hushed marsh]

Or you take your money and go to school like I did

[lusty sonnet]

make coaching videos

[hushed marsh]

Better idea in the long run tbh

[heady crow]

Or maybe do what you studied for in uni :kappa

[hushed marsh]

Now I'm studying for a PhD

[heady crow]

Ah there we go

[real tinsel]

make career choices that have a future like purse snatcher, copper scavenger/seller, bald wall dweller

[placid sail]

he'll be forgotten and replaced with ten new trendy players the next day, unless he was literally a legend

[hushed marsh]

As a Research Physician

[real tinsel]

career choices are important

[lusty sonnet]

facts :(

[placid sail]

investing in your career/education is the best investment

[hushed marsh]

Yeah it's lame, but I enjoyed the time I did have

[placid sail]

... or selling crack

[heady crow]

Always the choice to study for another field too

[hushed marsh]

For sure, most fun I ever had

I got to make money having fun, that's like

Fuck yeah you know

[lusty sonnet]

get a job you're having fun with

win-win

[hushed marsh]

That's what I'm doing

[slate crown]

i could've been an oil rig engineer but dropped out

[hushed marsh]

It's just taking awhile, it's gonna be a long time before I'm like

[heady crow]

What why?

[hushed marsh]

Out on my own working as a physician

[heady crow]

You could have been making gigamoney

The mfn dream is to work in a norwegian oil rig and just fly back to finland

[lusty sonnet]

take your time man, i hopped fields because i didn't figure out what i wanted to do

got a chill job now so i'm happy atm

[hushed marsh]

Legit for real

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/330787019389141003/999564516113256518/sdzfvfsfvedsvfe.gif

[placid sail]

yeah, a goldmine in our parts too

[lusty sonnet]

went from classical studies to IT, been a wild ride

[slate crown]

it just wasn't for me, plus i was paying triple the usual tuition but got all the same shit as everybody else

[placid sail]

though, who knows, that fun may end soon, well, several decades soon, but still

[hushed marsh]

Dude went through history in his career too

Lol

[lusty sonnet]

didn't know where to go lmao

[heady crow]

My choices rn are pretty much maybe peacekeeper/other military work into forestry engineer or ict engineer kek

[heady crow]

Ah ye triple tuition kek

[lusty sonnet]

i'm always gonna say IT cuz it's so safe

[heady crow]

Yeah its always been on my mind but actually studying for it in college is gonna be a construction site

[slate crown]

now I'm just studying for business english instead in my hometown where my family lives so I don't gotta worry about starving to death unlike studying in the city

[placid sail]

our population is currently mass migrating into IT (and out of country lol)

[heady crow]

You could migrate into my bed if you know what i mean bz

[hushed marsh]

Doing what I'm doing is safe too if you can

Meet the requirements

There will always be medical jobs

[lusty sonnet]

heard from people that some countries are mass migrating to IT, like Mauritius

didn't expect it to be that mass migrating

[slate crown]

that and electricians

[placid sail]

this proposition is appealing by the minute

[hushed marsh]

I had a friend who got into

Sanitation like

For the city govt

Dude makes stupid money

Don't ever listen to someone who told you that being a garbage man is a bad idea

Lol

[placid sail]

it's probably the only industry which would allow you to migrate anywhere and still get to be employed, also good salaries all over the board

[lusty sonnet]

and gucci benefits

here if you want to succeed as a IT company you need to offer a car to your employees

[slate crown]

i heard vietnam is manufacturing electric cars to rival that of the musk's teslas

[placid sail]

any job that is like no bueno for some reason usually can make some pretty dosh, night shifts, waste etc

[hushed marsh]

For some jobs it's insane, you get the right certifications and you are basically promised an insane payday

The standard for some jobs is just

Way up high

[lusty sonnet]

those guys at the docks that unload bigass containers? sheesh they make bank

[hushed marsh]

Good, I'd love to see that dickhead get knocked down a peg or two

Can't stand how people treat him like he is some sort of like

Ultra genius

[slate crown]

overrated as fuck

[hushed marsh]

When all he did was slap his own name on stolen ideas and the work of other people

[clear prism]

I could feel we are talking shit about Elon musk

[hushed marsh]

A white South African profiting off the stolen work from the people around him? That doesn't sound new to me

[clear prism]

Let me give my two cents on the guy

[lusty sonnet]

how to summon gtanil: talk shit about musk

[slate crown]

i don't use twitter though so don't care about the musk all that much

[clear prism]

1. He abuses his fans to make money and they still love him for it. Straight up scumbag, no idea how they are dumb enough to follow him

[placid sail]

you've missed an opportunity or two of sliding into some people's dms while you were away

[clear prism]

Nah, sliding Dms meme is dead

[placid sail]

riiiiiiiight

[clear prism]

Anyhow

[slate crown]

damn i did not know about that

[clear prism]

2. You know that Tesla cars are not any better then usual cars? They pollute just as much, especially the unethical production of those rechargeable batteries

Bullshit, all of it

[slate crown]

again, overrated af

[clear prism]

110%

[hushed marsh]

Dudes a hypocrite too, you know all that free speech he is talking about, you can get your Tesla order cancelled if you write a bad article about him

[lusty sonnet]

resources for those batteries are also limited asf rn

[hushed marsh]

It's so petty lmao

[slate crown]

i already had the feeling the dude wasn't up to what he was let on about

this just solidified my skepticism

[hushed marsh]

I'm a fan of Hydrogen Fuel cells as the way forward

[clear prism]

Say what you will, I do have to give him where credit is due. He knows how to milk his fans from money so I respect that

Man's got to hustle, you know? Lol

[slate crown]

respect the hustle

[hushed marsh]

Respect the pure layer of scum grown all over him

[clear prism]

Not a lot of people have the stomach for it

[placid sail]

hate the hustle

capitalism is cancer

https://tenor.com/view/muajaja-the-simpsons-gif-7251407

[clear prism]

says the Russian

[slate crown]

ey ey ey

[hushed marsh]

I don't wanna hustle I just wanna be happy

[clear prism]

🤣

[hushed marsh]

Lmao

[slate crown]

you gon get mes in troubles

[clear prism]

No happiness.

[hushed marsh]

[clear prism]

All you can get is your corpo approved dose of quick dopamine

Which you have to pay for

[hushed marsh]

I don't want to drink my corn syrup

Aaa

I hate the Un

[clear prism]

Drink it, right now.

[hushed marsh]

I hate the Un

I hate the Antichrist

[clear prism]

😂

[slate crown]

also can someone explain what all the fuss about crypto is about?

[hushed marsh]

It's a ponzi scheme

[placid sail]

oh no

what have you done

[slate crown]

i always thought it was some sort of money laundering thing

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[clear prism]

Because it is

🤣

[hushed marsh]

It's that, and a ponzi scheme

Best of both worlds

[clear prism]

How do you think Elon got a bunch of money from his fans?

[slate crown]

first world problems i guess

[clear prism]

When he tweeted that he put money into bitcoin, they all invested in it too

[placid sail]

it's a great tool for money laundering and illegal money trafficking

[clear prism]

Then he just takes it all back and boom, easy money

[hushed marsh]

At least I can buy a GPU now, fuck Bitcoin, glad that shit crashed

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the menace of our PC world. Bitcoin has finally been destroyed

[slate crown]

mans using emojis irl

[placid sail]

I don't think it's dead yet

[hushed marsh]

Notice the moment we started treating it like actual currency

And regulating it properly

It does

That

[clear prism]

I need that but in 😂

[hushed marsh]

Huh wow

Almost like it's shady shit was the only reason people used it

[clear prism]

Which country was it again that invested like 12 Mil into Bitcoin?

[hushed marsh]

El Salvador?

[slate crown]

I'm still using internal graphics for 10 years

[clear prism]

Yes

[plucky void]

I hope you don't have nitro

[clear prism]

They got royally fucked lmao 😂 👌

[placid sail]

we prefer the word "unregulated" 🙂

[placid sail]

I literally can't buy it

[slate crown]

the only thing i bought was another stick of 4gbs of ram for waaay too much money

[clear prism]

Imma buy @placid sail Nitro one day

[placid sail]

western society deemed me as a second class citizen

[lusty sonnet]

buy me it too then 👀

[placid sail]

also I hate any sort of subscription regardless so whatever

[hushed marsh]

Alright Ivan, settle down, drink your borscht

[real tinsel]

Imma buy @placid sail ~~Nitro ~~one day