╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

A very very late message

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/bC3Y2.gif

[proven tundra]

@static axle there's a puzzle in a swamp
Where you have to do two slide puzzles in a wooden tower
But you get nothing for them?

One opens a door and another opens a box

[rocky turtle]

alright i gonna be pickles maxxing

[proven tundra]

There's nothing in the room and the box is empty

[static axle]

you need to open the stonrbox again

[proven tundra]

If you shine the lamp in the box there's an outline of a bag but no bag

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

oh you need to steal them then

is it mudridge cabin

[proven tundra]

Steal from whom

I think that's it

[static axle]

idk why but you need a mask to steal them, probs a bug

[tiny notch]

jedi survivor spoilers
"nah bitch you thought"

[proven tundra]

What the fudge

[static axle]

behind the door is a recipe

[proven tundra]

Oh okay

[tiny notch]

this moment should push cal towards the dark side

[proven tundra]

You need to actually wear the mask to steal

[tiny notch]

NOT THE MSISING TEXTURE

😭

[static axle]

yeah

but its only a small pouch of copper, not really that useful

youll get lots from bandits

[cursive solar]

Yo is anyone willing to answer a survey about online gaming for my grade 12 final?

[static axle]

i on the other hand borked my install and now it just crashes

[proven tundra]

Not worth the effort of doing a slide puzzle

I fucking hate slide puzzles

[cursive solar]

Real

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

the puzzles are fun imo, but yeah not worthy reward

[tiny notch]

why is there missing textures 😭

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

imma see if lightsabers are the issue

[proven tundra]

NO
Slide puzzles are not fun hate

[proven tundra]

WHAT

[static axle]

it wasnt the light sabers

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo

[cursive solar]

Something a bot would say

[static axle]

someone modded light sabers into it

[proven tundra]

Huh

[cursive solar]

Are any of you willing to help a bro out?

[static axle]

time to see what borked, last time it was wyvern mod

[static axle]

well i have time since need to verify files

[cursive solar]

Awesome I'll dm, dont know if the link will ban me

[static axle]

aawww hell no

nice try diddy

imma keep my bitcoins

https://klipy.com/gifs/peepo-leave-leaving-1--k01KRYCMG7793BMJRPX9S8MWBVB

[celest plank]

Sure dude

Hand me a link

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle

[celest plank]

The fuck is forms gle

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

see ya chump

[proven tundra]

I don't know what's happening but good job or sorry that happened

[sour rivet]

he kilt them

[proven tundra]

Fuck yeah

Nice

[static axle]

2 files borked

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot holy fuck u actually

[static axle]

hopefully now mods work

[rocky turtle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/invincible-title-card-mark-grayson-1M9EaG1KiIjUmQPR4X

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

None can kill me

The nefarious bombcat

[static axle]

it crosh

[proven tundra]

NOOOOOO

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

oop

[proven tundra]

Too many mods

[static axle]

naah just 1 fucky one

gonna verify, check if it works, then do 1 at a time

[zealous depot]

Modding crimson?

[cursive solar]

Google forms

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

also did it to ricardo

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

Hey uh

Quick question

What is the best size of a keyboard for you guys

I am thinking of replacing my old and fabled membrane one

[proven tundra]

Full size with numpad

[covert shard]

Solid ass opinion

[orchid lotus]

same

[covert shard]

Gotta find one budget one for that

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

Fuck my brother

Small ass hand wanker

[zealous depot]

I do 80%

[stray pewter]

100%

[covert shard]

"I have to bind the jump to the mouse wheel down to jump, because I can't reach the space bar"

BE A MAN AND USE THE PINKY

Or thumb

[orchid lotus]

pinky?

for space?

[covert shard]

Confused the names

[orchid lotus]

oh ok, got me there for a second

[covert shard]

Also I've been noticing a few issues with my old one

Many include the shift key sometimes not registering

[orchid lotus]

reminded me of old argument I had with friends about bullet jumping in warframe

[slim magnet]

i sprint with my pinky in tarkov because i have it on numpad 0

[covert shard]

The "V" membrane literally. Crumbling

[orchid lotus]

elaborate

[slim magnet]

i play on arrow keys

[orchid lotus]

had a hunch

[slim magnet]

that's all the elaboration

[covert shard]

You are an lefty?

[slim magnet]

ambi but much prefer using computers lefty

[covert shard]

I see...

I did used computers as a lefty one time

[orchid lotus]

I am a lefty, but use pc "right handed way"

[covert shard]

Because I broke my arm

Soo I had to improvise and adapt

Otherwise it would be a monotony of resting and feeling useless

In response I had to learn games that I could game with one hand only

[static axle]

1st subject.... rivers of blood

[copper vapor]

weeb mods in my viking game

[static axle]

so whats the ummm dragon slayer

and it was rivers of blood

[covert shard]

Hey another question

[copper vapor]

dragon slayer is the thick-ass greatsword from berserk

[covert shard]

Best switches for mechanic keyboard?

[copper vapor]

rivers of blood is a red katana from elden ring

[static axle]

ye and thats

[covert shard]

I got 2 choices for a new keyboard

And both have different switches

[static axle]

naah that was the mod causing crashing

[cunning reef]

Entirely personal preference

[covert shard]

I don't got a knack for switches

I much prefer the mechanical sound of a membrane keyboard but

[covert shard]

You know, you have to improvise

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-spelling-mistake-gif-4898195786185830013

[covert shard]

Pipe down British lady, let me pour you a mug of tea

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DYJmEfXsO9j/

I miss when we could do this kinda shit in battlefield

[covert shard]

Generally, what people buy the most?

[orchid lotus]

neither do I, I remember I just got the one with best price/rating ratio

worked out fine

[cunning reef]

Something too expensive

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gxgi3aSR_Q @sour rivet

[cunning reef]

Idek what switches you talking about so its kinda hard to choose

[slim magnet]

one day i want to draw with my left hand but i first need to become good at it and not be a hack

[static axle]

75%

[orchid lotus]

smudging and smearing incoming, unless you talking about digital art

[cunning reef]

If your choice is 2 different clicky switches then the choice you make will barely matter

If one is linear and one is clicky then you at least have an idea

[cunning reef]

I wanna get good at drawing with mouse

[covert shard]

Small hands

[static axle]

quite opposite

[covert shard]

Okay soo

I found out the red is the quietest one

[cunning reef]

Red WHAT brother

[covert shard]

https://youtu.be/ZJYD8bGiJDE?si=2QlXwBJ11nmOC-VZ

[orchid lotus]

switches my guy

[cunning reef]

Theres multiple red switches

[copper vapor]

are the alternating colored lights actually ingame or was this edited

[covert shard]

ah

[cunning reef]

Linear reds? Clicky cherry mx?

[supple lotus]

[copper vapor]

knew a guy who was unironically good at drawing with a mouse in ms paint

[cunning reef]

The trick is setting dpi way low

[covert shard]

Outemu red. I think it is the cheapest one

[static axle]

keyboard size % has nothing to do with hand size but preference. if i dont use numpad daily why would i get a keyboard with a numpad?

[cunning reef]

If its cheap itll be clicky and loud

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/58f1.gif

[covert shard]

Louder than a membrane one with 3-4 years of usage?

[supple lotus]

those sound horrible

[cunning reef]

Which is what most ppl expect with their first mechanical

[cunning reef]

Yes

[covert shard]

Fuck

[cunning reef]

Membranes arent loud

[covert shard]

Uhh

Hmmm

[cunning reef]

Just feel weird

[covert shard]

Shit

[supple lotus]

you want silent mechanical?

[covert shard]

Well yes

[supple lotus]

Haimu Heartbeat

[covert shard]

Since I would prob be gaming late at night

[supple lotus]

where you located? dont have to answer - selling region is fine

[copper vapor]

inb4 it costs $ 500 or something

[covert shard]

It isn't that expensive

[cunning reef]

Oh she fast asleep

[tiny notch]

accidentally opened graigs list

[covert shard]

You have a pigeon as a pet?

[orchid lotus]

aliexpress my goat

[cunning reef]

I have 2

[covert shard]

Show their nest

[copper vapor]

flying rats

[covert shard]

I want to see the lazy nest

[left mantle]

edited, from the sq42 reveal

[cunning reef]

Behold their cardboard box

[static axle]

atleast rats have brains so kinda offensive towards rats

[supple lotus]

https://www.alexotos.com/keyboard-vendor-list/

[covert shard]

Why, she looks very preposterous today

[cunning reef]

With an angry boy

Thats the husbant

Wife is sleeping on the window

[tiny notch]

my brain flash banged ash baby

[cunning reef]

DUDE

[covert shard]

I've seen photos of pigeons looking very fuckin' smug and angry for their nests that consist of 7 twigs

[orchid lotus]

reminded me of this

[cunning reef]

Dont be rude to him

[cunning reef]

Mine are actually quite industrious

[static axle]

it still crashing

this is interesting

[thick plover]

https://vxtwitter.com/Wario64/status/2056448345452003637?s=20

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Jason Schreier/Bloomberg: "PlayStation studio business CEO Hermen Hulst told staff in a town hall Monday morning that the company's narrative single-player games will now be PlayStation exclusive, confirming Bloomberg's reporting from earlier this year."

QRT: Wario64
Bloomberg: Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC

Online games (Marathon, Marvel Tokon) will still be released on multiple platforms, but single player games (Ghost of Yotei, Saros) will remain PS5 exclusive.

https://buff.ly/d44T8Ij

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 18, 2026, 6:54 PM

[cunning reef]

They put together this mess

[slim magnet]

both really but on sketchbooks i use h pincels so they don't smudge at all

[thick plover]

man

video gaming sucks

[cunning reef]

Got any other hobbies

[thick plover]

I shouldve just grown random mushrooms in garden and gotten high out ass

[orchid lotus]

you can still do it, chase your dreams

[cunning reef]

It only takes like a month

[slim magnet]

it doesn't because you just know the gow remakes are gonna be cutscene snoozefests like the nord saga

[cunning reef]

I just want the ps5 gow collection

[slim magnet]

and that's the only first party playstation title that's relevant

[cunning reef]

I want ascension

[thick plover]

we will be playing GOW by watching theredbrad

[tiny notch]

cmon send

holy shit

that took ages

[cunning reef]

Slamming fists on table like a child

[cunning reef]

Literally how

[tiny notch]

for a frame i thought the bird was ash baby

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883124920719126578.gif?quality=lossless&name=smoge&size=48

[slim magnet]

god i hope the gow remakes aren't like the nord saga

[cunning reef]

Are we not getting the collection for ps5

[slim magnet]

anything but over the shoulder "hack and slash" and 15 minute long not-a-cutscene shit

[tiny notch]

i liked them but i think theyre keeping them faithful just graphics/VA upgrades

[cunning reef]

Its been awhile

[orchid lotus]

[slim magnet]

nah they announced remakes for the trilogy some time ago

so ascension gets the boot once again

[cunning reef]

They're gonna ruin it

[slim magnet]

yeah

[cunning reef]

Its OVER

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-its-over-done-gif-919213319621022953

[orchid lotus]

no sex and child abandonment qte

[proven tundra]

I guess they don't like money

[cunning reef]

If these were real remakes made with love and not with money as the driving factor we might get ascension pinning and other cool mechanics added to the others

But this world is NOT just

[proven tundra]

It is not

[cunning reef]

The biggest game companies not completely mishandle their #1 ip challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[orchid lotus]

now that you say that, that's why they don't wanna remake bloodborne, they are scared of messing up

so they let it sit collect dust

[slim magnet]

it's funny that the initial gut reaction was this

nooo dawg sirens won't have one titty out it's over

[left mantle]

@frank hearth @verbal lodge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2QZNDtJhoM

[cunning reef]

I don't even want a bloodborne remake

I just wanted it on ps5 and pc

Ps5 with 60fps or whatever

[timid hollow]

it is on ps5

ye

[cunning reef]

Now we got it on pc for free so whos the real winners

[slim magnet]

fighting lahkesis is gonna be mid now that she will have her boobs covered it's OVER

[static axle]

man this shit is unstable af to mdo

oh well 38 mins till fh6

[orchid lotus]

now you will have to focus on the fight, basically shortening the game

[cunning reef]

""Remake"" of dark souls 1 still having quellags hair have no physics and block her tits

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZZqkyH77kM

love this video

[copper vapor]

they even shut down bluepoint studio, who made shadow of the colossus and demon souls remakes

[timid hollow]

how he just sends it

[copper vapor]

and for some reason the retarded purists hate demon souls remake

and I guess that's why we're never getting bloodborne

[cunning reef]

I am one of these purists

Demon souls art style was stinkied

They could of done better

[left mantle]

Hollow palm warrior go crazy

[static axle]

if these 3 work im happy

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/sephiroth-advent-children-masamune-sword-willem-dafoe-gif-27535941

[cunning reef]

Id rather nothing be made than a bloodborne remake only to bastardize the style into something that dlss5 could poop out

https://tenor.com/view/bloordborne-frenzy-psychic-damage-gif-27688759

[copper vapor]

I haven't seen one legit piece of objective criticism towards that but maybe I'm biased or too ignorant to understand the so-called "nuances"

[timid hollow]

what i found

and those are pretty understandable points

[copper vapor]

last time someone said something specific was the tutorial vanguard boss fight and I'm like

bro seriously prefers the square arena with that vomit green tint?

[timid hollow]

but doesnt seem to be a bad game per se

[cunning reef]

Im just saying if it wasnt for the bosses you could literally call the game something else and sell it as if it wasnt demon souls

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-hate-my-computer-1--k01KRYFPPX9G75P0MD370YSDV82

[timid hollow]

no

[orchid lotus]

:[

[timid hollow]

sephiroth

[copper vapor]

nah this is too much imo
they don't look THAT different from one another

[cunning reef]

No its a little bit of exaggeration

[timid hollow]

LMAO

[cunning reef]

I just don't like the new one

[cunning reef]

This fit is dogshit

[timid hollow]

randomly checked a random preview and ofc its bloodborne

when you speak about the devil

[timid hollow]

i beat the game with the default clothes and the default weapon, idk anything in bb

i just wanted to get it over with so i can play ds3

[static axle]

wrong one

[cunning reef]

Its a mix of dlc hat and quest clothes

[timid hollow]

:(

[timid hollow]

better

[cunning reef]

This is best one so far

Not over the top

Outside of size

[static axle]

tbh they look the same in small pic mode

[proven tundra]

Long loooooong sword

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/baseiscool-gif-16626128742502976208

[static axle]

if only it would launch

[timid hollow]

now get a buster sword

[static axle]

[cunning reef]

The Japanese had swords that were longer to be used on horseback

Forgot the name tho

[static axle]

clowd bustah?

[timid hollow]

yes

[static axle]

naaah

[orchid lotus]

the one kensei uses in For Honor

ughhhh....

yeah at a loss too

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-warden-pronouns-twitter-gif-27603353

[copper vapor]

let's see

"bad lore additions" without mentioning anything specific = nothingburger
"refusing to fix dated mechanics" again without mentioning anything specific = nothingburger
"world design blah blah" yet again no specifics = nothingburger
"voice acting" was re-recorded with all the OG voice actors, I suppose they're older and their voices sound different, but I didn't see much issue with it, other than the candle lady who definitely sounded worse.
"terrible redesigns" no examples = nothingburger
"too many liberties with the music" agreed, although I did like the remake themes. I won't deny they sound different
"can just quit when invaded" I personally couldn't care less about that but yeah that sucks
"bluepoint directors" I would never have known that if someone hadn't said it, which makes me question whether that has any real effect on a player's perception - if anything it makes people pre-biased against it because of some dumbass statement made in an interview

[static axle]

but i has this

[orchid lotus]

holy Elden Ring reference

[copper vapor]

you are so fuckin based gex. I did the exact same

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minion-rain--k01KRYFXA0T0VZHS025K1WP8NWN

[cunning reef]

Since you didnt add it the music is objectively worse

[copper vapor]

odachi/nodachi?

[cunning reef]

One of those

[static axle]

bitch its from berserk not ER

[timid hollow]

all the other stuff just wasnt interesting and the saw felt good

[copper vapor]

I did mention the line about music

[orchid lotus]

[cunning reef]

I don't read

[orchid lotus]

nodachi

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/878342964051574794.png?quality=lossless&name=sad&size=48

[orchid lotus]

google

[timid hollow]

i wonder

how old is berserk

who had the giant iron sword first

[orchid lotus]

guts

[copper vapor]

1990 I think

[cunning reef]

Late 80s i think or early 90s

[copper vapor]

it old

[orchid lotus]

oh nvm I read that wrong

[timid hollow]

yeah guts had it first

[static axle]

why did steam tell me in russian that my g7 is connected

the fuck is going on

[timid hollow]

do you have a g7

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

got a funny squiggly line and g7 pro

[cunning reef]

If you see character who is man with large asf sword you can guess the inspiration

[orchid lotus]

first release was 1989

[timid hollow]

i wonder if clouds sword was inspired by this

or rather zacks sword

or rather angeals sword

[copper vapor]

angeal's sword*

[static axle]

ok we in

[copper vapor]

yea.

probably

anytime a manga/anime/game/thing from Japan has a twink with a giant sword you can bet it's Berserk influence

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/uSYk5Uh2Y4U.gif

[cunning reef]

The one nerd from sao being named black swordsman

[timid hollow]

keep honor in your dreams and protect your heart or smth

[copper vapor]

even tho guts wasn't a twink

[left mantle]

Is your controller seeing numbers hate?

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-meme-guts-gif-17696051038207110127

[static axle]

[static axle]

naah it just popped like 7 info screen of controller connected

[copper vapor]

Guts with the zerker armor makes me sad

[static axle]

1 was russian funny squyiggly

[orchid lotus]

speaking of mods, why the fuck does No Man's Sky not have steam workshop implementation yet

[cunning reef]

Dont worry its getting worse

[copper vapor]

oh I know

but makes me sad either way

dunno if his hair getting a white patch means he's aging faster or something

but that armor ain't doing him any favors

[cunning reef]

Stress

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gosling-blade-runner-2--k01KRYGA7HAAMVRVECWTTH691H2

why doesnt it work

sonofabitch

it worked earlier

[copper vapor]

also the fact that the armor just keeps his body 'upright' and numbs his pain so he can continue fighting
But does nothing for the damage he takes and the blood he loses and the broken bones and everything else

and ofc the whole berserk thing

[cunning reef]

But probably more of a figurative nod that hes losing himself with the obvious wrong path (using the armor, the revenge path)

[orchid lotus]

[copper vapor]

well, what else could he do

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-saw-that-1--k01KRYGCM962S85QZ4TFH3852YQ

@orchid lotus

[copper vapor]

he can't just fuck off to narnia with casca and live happily ever after

[orchid lotus]

I aplogise for the pointing kek, for in that mere moment I grew as a person and realized its not funny to laugh at others misfortune

[cunning reef]

Thats the point, he doesn't have much choice

Hes doomed no matter how he dies

Or when

Just struggle

[orchid lotus]

the struggler

[copper vapor]

Miura said he wanted Guts to have a happy ending

[static axle]

i'll try dmm 1.3.5

[copper vapor]

let's hope whoever's keeping the manga running has the same idea

[proven tundra]

I could
I'm built different

[cunning reef]

A happy ending for guts would be dying while his new friends get to be free

[static axle]

surely

[orchid lotus]

first they need to get to the Erdtree and burn the thorns

[copper vapor]

oh for sure he's 100% dying at the end

[runic condor]

did the game get updates recently?

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/scream-loud-scream--k01KRYGHP8BCTRYH8MRKPBMWH6B

[static axle]

nope

[copper vapor]

but not before doing this

[runic condor]

some incompatibility is happening since you crash every time

either mods are too old or mismatched versions

idk

[timid hollow]

its his best friend actually

kinda similar situation to oda

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-dont-say-nicholas-cage-1--k01KRYGKKQPAFMR85R407YQJB6D

(im sorry am angery)

[cunning reef]

Not to mention the brand on both casca and guts is basically a tracker for any evil spirit that so far in the story can only be temporarily evaded

Doomed to be pursued

[orchid lotus]

to struggle for eternity

[static axle]

im going back to 1.3.3 with the mods that worked

only 16 mins till fh6

[orchid lotus]

wonder what they gon cook up for the finale at some point

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-anger-mgsv-gif-12596324

[cunning reef]

Itll be bittersweet

But they gotta have balls to make it a bad ending at this point

[orchid lotus]

what would bad ending even be considered

[timid hollow]

guts loses everyone dies

[runic condor]

Love you too

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/denzel-washington-pissed-1--k01KRYGRADD2RNGB2BZQ3C6106N

[runic condor]

[copper vapor]

dies without having destroyed/defeated the god hand, or even femto/griffith ig

[orchid lotus]

[static axle]

it worked, and now it no work

[cunning reef]

Id say a bad ending would be guts losing his friends and or going berserk => death

Using behelit => death

[static axle]

i dun understund

https://klipy.com/gifs/meonly-1--k01KRYGSZKTR3SQ7X3PNNQV15HM

[orchid lotus]

guts becoming something he wants to destroy...

[runic condor]

I fucking hate when that happens

[cunning reef]

Yeah would defeat the purpose of the story imo

[orchid lotus]

a tragic ending but fitting the tale no?

[runic condor]

Did you do something between these moments?

[cunning reef]

No

[static axle]

this worked, now it crashes

[cunning reef]

Guts always gotta stay human

[static axle]

man i tried different release DMM ive verified

[cunning reef]

Its the only thing hes got over griffith

[static axle]

now it just fucks me in ma butt

[runic condor]

Meant if you’ve done something to make it not work anymore or if it happened out of nowhere

[copper vapor]

oda?

[timid hollow]

one piece

[copper vapor]

iirc Schierke's master placed a protection on guts and casca but Slan removed it

[static axle]

more mods but i removed said mods and verified

[copper vapor]

dunno if it can be reapplied

[runic condor]

Cause if it’s the latter
Check if you have gpu driver updates
That’s usually what fucked up my skyrim modding

[runic condor]

[static axle]

wanted cool swords but it crashed so i removed said swords and verified

[orchid lotus]

what if, you had one specific file broken that allowed you to run the mods, and by veryfying it, you fixed it preventing you to play with mods

[static axle]

for some reason it no like me anymore

[runic condor]

Could be a thing
But i doubt it

Since it’s only texture and weapon mods

Or whatever the fuck you have installed

[static axle]

ok so a different save worked

[runic condor]

Oh no

[static axle]

this some high level fuckery

[runic condor]

Older save?

[static axle]

eh, only 5 min difference

i always double save when fucking around

[runic condor]

It’s like skyrim

[orchid lotus]

well, a save can get corrupted in span of 5 minutes

[runic condor]

So don’t add or remove mods mid game from now on

[static axle]

yup the save fucked

oh well. lost nothing but getting weapons out of my chest

so this means......?

more mods

[static axle]

rivers of blood so fucking shit weapon it ruines saves across games

[copper vapor]

[orchid lotus]

that reminds me I need to finish my "all questlines" playtrough

[rocky turtle]

bruh

[copper vapor]

damn

I just noticed another character from a game I like is voiced by Sephiroth

Mitsurugi in Soulcalibur

[static axle]

me on my way to fuck shit up @runic condor

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-dmc-gif-7804547777400960412

[static axle]

this time im back upping my saves

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vergil-superpowers-devil-may-cry--k01KRYH0KNJ8VSD9ZDM86BNZHZK

https://klipy.com/gifs/fast-cat-cat-excited--k01KRYH6G0NEW8F6VP3J4WP0M8Q

it works

imma bet it was that ugly Rebellion sword

https://klipy.com/gifs/tyler1imploding-tyler1slamming-desk--k01KRYHMY9GDXBAGHN6YK87D726

it didnt work

[runic condor]

[static axle]

i saw this, and that means its vergil, that mans a bitch

[static axle]

no wau it doesnt work on 07

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Wario64/status/2056477810760589712?s=20

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Valve adds 17 new tags to Steam, removing 28 tags, and merging/updating some others https://steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/673994309884707519

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 18, 2026, 8:51 PM

[runic condor]

[static axle]

anyways who cares, turbo shit is here

(i do)

[rocky turtle]

damn i need to construct biolab

[static axle]

i have a weapon in my inv that borks my game

hopefully i can open inv

thats not how that should be

i dropped it and it crashed @copper vapor

[copper vapor]

nsfw tag removed?

[sour rivet]

we already have the sexual content tag

[copper vapor]

oh no

[static axle]

see how the icon changed from stash to inv?

now this takes skill

[slim magnet]

i mean that's just true

[copper vapor]

ye lol

[runic condor]

Either the game wasn’t made to be modded or the modders are dogshit at what they do

[slim magnet]

now they should remove the rpg tag for the same reason

trolltiny emoji

[static axle]

yes

both

[copper vapor]

remove every other tag, because all games are rpgs

in every game you play a role

[sour rivet]

remove tagging

[slim magnet]

erase the best ever playground game from history books

society if tag was never played

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/s3hrPkhEemz.gif

[sour rivet]

the spinoff freeze tag still exists

[orchid lotus]

the forza horizon 6 talking to me like ice cold pint of kofola on hot summer day

[copper vapor]

I just remembered why I never bought soul calibur 6

full of DLCs and still costs 60usd

8 year old game

[static axle]

man @copper vapor@runic condor@cunning bronze @proven tundra

[orchid lotus]

where is the 3rd one from

[copper vapor]

is that the thundercats sword lol

[static axle]

now move kliff i have ramen to deliver

[runic condor]

All of that stress for a few swords

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

gut berk

[copper vapor]

SWORD OF OMENS, GRANT ME SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT

THUNDER

THUNDER

THUNDER

CATS

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[orchid lotus]

a few iconic swords, especially that slab of iron from elden ring

[orchid lotus]

[static axle]

Sword of the Black Knight Ashram from the Record of Lodoss War series.

i have 0 idea what it is

but it look cool

[copper vapor]

oh.

that's a peak anime/manga

has the only good elf in fantasy media

[static axle]

now excuse me i'll go play fh6 before birb

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bubu-dancing-dance--k01KRYJ8ECTKQCZNT89PRP12QEG

[sour rivet]

little does he know i never actually planned on playing forza

because i dont play racing games

[static axle]

this shit gonna unpack for ages

[proven tundra]

Pyrson I expected to play it
He's a professional racist

[static axle]

maybe if you were little bit more racist

[proven tundra]

[orchid lotus]

lets be racists together

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[runic condor]

Hell yeah

I love racing

[static axle]

now i need to pee. since i got cd working to just forget it now

[orchid lotus]

same it can be so rewarding and actually relaxing

[rocky turtle]

light souls

[orchid lotus]

I say I love racing despise clocking 0 hours into any racing game in past 6 months

[static axle]

look at you, grew up watching fast cars
now.... a racist 🏎️

[orchid lotus]

but I did redownload dirt rally 2, wanna get into that again

[runic condor]

All roads lead to racism 🏎️ 🏎️

[rocky turtle]

now we got airship

[static axle]

[orchid lotus]

kinda... kinda looks like my... corvette in NMS

[static axle]

Hopefully in 6 months, hella updates and patches for cd to go back to enjoy rest of side quests

Now after 120hours. I needs a break

[runic condor]

Insert limp bizkit

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-nemesis-dbd-dbd-nemesis-run-balumba-gif-18100017353921436823

[runic condor]

Not that kind of limp bizkit

[copper vapor]

dear lord the awful pixellization on her hair

[forest acorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HG_u3KZacAAJjD_.webp

hi @rocky turtle

[sour rivet]

which confuses me cuz when i was watching sam play the hair looked fine??
then again 3k pc on max settings

[runic condor]

Hey man i can barely run it

[sour rivet]

ah
there you go

[runic condor]

These are the only settings that let me play on 60+ fps

[static axle]

Lil potat that could

[sour rivet]

dare i ask what your outlast trials was lookin like

[runic condor]

Actually pretty good

I was running it on high mostly

[sour rivet]

oh ok

it is a rather well optimized game

[runic condor]

Yup

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED

SOULCALIBUR 3 HAD THE BEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

[sour rivet]

lizard

[cold hound]

who here is experiencing crazy heat? It randomly shot up from like mid 60s to mid 90s this week.

It took me forever last summer to get used to it, so not looking forward to this shit, and its only May.

I am trying to embrace it, I am playing loud jungle ambience on a speaker in my room, and im reading about the news in Mali, and learning about Ethiopia

[forest acorn]

omg its @teal spade

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-leopard-canis-snow-bepper-sno-bepper-snow-leopard-gif-13998476008615232354

[timid hollow]

goes from 13c today to 28c on weekend

dont know what it is in freedom units

[teal spade]

WHERE?!

KICK HIS ASS

[cold hound]

55 to 82.4 F

Are you in Europe?

my ice pack has completely melted after like 10 minutes, its so fucking over

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/riven-riven-lol-riven-league-of-legends-league-of-legends-league-of-legends-riven-gif-5616945674244051571

Woe be upon yee

Riven

I think

Too blurry to tell

[zealous depot]

Wait no

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

I'm sowrry

[teal spade]

[static axle]

surely

[forest acorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-VPFLeXcAAwHYt.gif

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[left mantle]

Bros trying to buy a shake

A small shake even

[sour rivet]

there was a spider on my ceiling
i sprayed it and it fell

i do not know where it fell

[forest acorn]

im trying to buy half a a double-double meal at in n out

[runic condor]

Strongest potato i’ve seen ngl

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

barony hard

starved

:(

[sour rivet]

😔

[zealous depot]

Sadge

Doesn't play as a skeleton

[static axle]

i'll take that

[orchid lotus]

fuck man

[copper vapor]

[orchid lotus]

it's time like these I wish I was not unemployed

[timid hollow]

cant

yet

[static axle]

60 fps, with maxed out shit at 4k..... man i need a new gpu

unacceptable

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvCDEy6s_k4

[zealous depot]

sadge

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unacceptable-adventure-time-1--k01KRYM9DZMTY9J99WDZHK0ZB8K

[copper vapor]

[runic condor]

Fuck off

[copper vapor]

what's hate's gpu again

5070?

[timid hollow]

ninja

[static axle]

4080super

[orchid lotus]

roadman

[static axle]

its same perf as 5080

so only choice is 4090 or 5090

[rocky turtle]

WHO YOU CALLING A NINJA?

[static axle]

main menu song aint as banger as earlier ones

what in the overwatch

[copper vapor]

there's a boss in v rising that has the exact same mechanics as mei

[static axle]

ngl, horizon intros are a vibe always

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

I hate it too

[timid hollow]

._.

[static axle]

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

oof

[static axle]

ok this shit

might be peak

[orchid lotus]

-# how do I justify 70€ purchase so I don't feel guilty about it

[runic condor]

Don’t think about it

[sour rivet]

summer sale

[olive coral]

Is it a game

[static axle]

@snow tree they have it

[orchid lotus]

yes FH6

[olive coral]

There are ways to make that 70€ into a 0

[static axle]

buy a cheaper code

[orchid lotus]

I doubt it will go on sale since its new

[orchid lotus]

there are 40€ keys on eneba

but getting scammed out of 40 is worse than paying 70

[cunning bronze]

she's so hot bro

nicee

[copper vapor]

love how the japanese say so many english words

[cunning bronze]

[static axle]

eneba is safe

so is loaded

good cs

[orchid lotus]

yeah I know, made few purchases tehre but never over... 20 I think or more so

[olive coral]

Its the xbox live key, keep that in mind

Not steam

[static axle]

POTATO HEAD

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-side-eye-splort-cheetah-big-cat-gif-3139504552428558115

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

this is how i see @zealous depot when he ditches me to sleep on a recliner

[cunning bronze]

im not sure how long its been since i played a racing game

[copper vapor]

same

well actually I played GRID about 3 years back I think

[static axle]

1 is pooping, 1 is thinking about pooping

[cunning bronze]

yeah, i did play gt6 a fair bit, but i dont have my ps4 anymore

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/competitive-shitting-shitting-kitten-competive-shitting-gif-26316760

[copper vapor]

5 years back

[cunning bronze]

i mean gt7

[copper vapor]

I gotta play GRID Legends

[orchid lotus]

[copper vapor]

I really wanna buy gt7 for the ps5

but I wanted a driving wheel set for that

[cunning bronze]

samee

[copper vapor]

first thing I see in the 'community content' part of GRID

[cunning bronze]

if i had a driving wheel set, and gt7, it'd probably be my second "main game"

currently first is marathon. as in multiplayer one

[static axle]

im rusty af too, played car x streeta while back

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/FadedB_Fox/status/2056426238273540580

Faded-B (@FadedB_Fox)

in the middle of redoing the ui :)

#Roblox #RobloxDev

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 18, 2026, 5:26 PM

[copper vapor]

zamn. so close yet so far

[static axle]

man, fuck it we balll

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-gif-10718565837335930049

robox

[cunning bronze]

which geim?

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot

[static axle]

forza

still cheaper than from store

[cunning bronze]

oh i thought you already had it

[static axle]

gpass

man i feel like i gotta do silvia

[cunning bronze]

bro i got automoderated

[static axle]

[timid hollow]

gnome

[copper vapor]

take her to dinner first

[timber oxide]

Personally think the intro was... ok
FH4 still had a better one

[static axle]

it was silvia,celica or bronco

[static axle]

but its not awful either

[timber oxide]

Yup

[static axle]

enough of everything

[timber oxide]

It's decently satisfying

Also, I just spent like 3+ hours playing MP3

Shit's fun

I like how the weapons work

[copper vapor]

mp3 is peak

[timber oxide]

In general I enjoy how the game feels a bit more grounded

But oh my god why is everything so inaccurate past 25m

[static axle]

can i just do photo mode already

[rocky turtle]

im genestealer now

first social fight

[static axle]

mp3 good game

[copper vapor]

reason why I didn't like mp2 because the guns weren't hitscan and you could see the bullets, even outside of bullet time

having to lead a target across a room as if they were 100m away

[sour rivet]

remedy made max payne right?

[copper vapor]

1 and 2 yeah

[timber oxide]

I am still convinced that this problem was even worse in MP1

[copper vapor]

uh... probably? I don't remember tbh

I only remember this kinda bullshit also happening in the OG Hitman

[timber oxide]

I'm mostly sure that the bullets were even slower in 1

[sour rivet]

they should buy the license from rockstar and put ahti in

put the janitor in every game

[copper vapor]

good luck buying anything from rockstar

[sour rivet]

😔

[copper vapor]

so many dead IPs in the hands of companies that won't make new games or sell them to people who want to make new games

[sour rivet]

its a shit idea but i think if a ip isnt used for 5 or more years

its free game for others to make stuff with it

[copper vapor]

yeah I don't agree with that

because then companies would make rushed shit-tier games just to keep the IP

[sour rivet]

i think i need to word it better but lack the ability at the moment

[copper vapor]

as sad as franchises being dead might be, I'd rather them stay dead than some of the bullshit I've seen

[thick plover]

Ill be 50 and there wont be a new infamous game

Sony canceling a last of us pvp game

[sour rivet]

prototype

[thick plover]

One day before announcing it

Looooook

Loooool

6 years in development

[static barn]

Is the gameplay loop of EFP significantly different from gamma or is it just grinding stashes with different balance tweaks essentially? I got a stalker craving but I dont know what to play

[thick plover]

Aight fuck you and your studio games canceled

[copper vapor]

y'all already know my age so it's no problem for me to say it but

[thick plover]

Looool

[copper vapor]

Total Annihilation
Black & White
Crusader
Ultima

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

and many others

[sour rivet]

black and white mentioned

[copper vapor]

#╓☢stalker-chat

[copper vapor]

still the best god game I ever played

and I also love populous to an absurd degree

[sour rivet]

im skeptical about the new one peter is making

since... y'know its peter

[copper vapor]

me too, it feels like there'll be too much "direct control" involved

whereas in god games I prefer ya know

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/corkscrewcross/status/2056441307288023088

vitaminc (@corkscrewcross)

Rya, commission

X · May 18, 2026, 6:26 PM

[copper vapor]

just being god

[sour rivet]

baby girl

[copper vapor]

influencing the followers but not controlling them

[sour rivet]

what we really need

is a new spore

[blazing maple]

me sublty telling my sims a grilled cheese would be awesome rn

[blazing maple]

doomed idea

[copper vapor]

the fact that your followers can do stupid shit regardless of your best efforts is what made BW so peak in my experience

[thick plover]

Me whos stupid and stupid and doesnt memorize things for shit

[sour rivet]

you're right
we should make spore in a doom snapmap

[thick plover]

So ill just assume ur 33

[copper vapor]

based

[copper vapor]

why thank you

[sour rivet]

i will be the rude one and say mid-late 40's

[blazing maple]

They made the most boring part of the game (space) the biggest and cut content to later sell as dlc packs which killed the game

[sour rivet]

ea-te these nuts

[copper vapor]

you're actually closer to the mark

[thick plover]

This morning I learned apex legends still has 2 million console players

[sour rivet]

.... 47?

[copper vapor]

how many on pc?

[thick plover]

Just on playstation

[copper vapor]

no but you're still closer than bogdan

[thick plover]

Were never getting

Titanfall 3

[sour rivet]

eh worth a shot

[thick plover]

Loool

[copper vapor]

I actually unironically liked Apex Legends but I'm just no match for the sweats

and playing alone sucks

so it wasn't enjoyable at all

[sour rivet]

apex kinda just felt bad to me idk
i havent played it since it came out tho

[copper vapor]

movement feels good, gunplay feels good

[blazing maple]

Mbo is my age but doubled

[copper vapor]

or felt good is what I should say

since I haven't played it in... idk

[thick plover]

I forgot if theres cross play or not but I remember aim assist being op as shit

[blazing maple]

52 year old peepaw

[sour rivet]

OLD!?

[blazing maple]

young

[thick plover]

And everyone just used controller

Cause aim assist was giga broken

[sour rivet]

WATER!?

[thick plover]

We love EA games

[thick plover]

Dive the diver and dredge discount

PLEASEEEE

PLEASEEEE

[copper vapor]

so you're 26? barely out of the diapers

[thick plover]

PLEASEEEEEEEE

[sour rivet]

no dredge

[copper vapor]

dave*

[sour rivet]

and no dave

[sour rivet]

she is the youngest calf ever

[copper vapor]

yea neither of them are discounted rn lol

[sour rivet]

i am still in egg form

[thick plover]

Kill everyone

Kill everyone

[sour rivet]

it just keeps getting larger

[thick plover]

2 big ocean games neither on discount

[sour rivet]

subnautica

whu?

[copper vapor]

imagine sub2 got a discount in this event lmao

[sour rivet]

oh prolly my sister

[sour rivet]

another 2 million

[blazing maple]

i'm baby

[copper vapor]

also I just noticed I'm starting to get the more "obvious" signs of aging on my face

the upper part of the eyelids are starting to sag

alas

[sour rivet]

just say no

wrinkles cannot exist without your consent

[copper vapor]

mbomnis arm reveal I guess

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

idk... genetic roulette made it so

[thick plover]

Eyelid removal surgery time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[copper vapor]

my family's hella mixed

we got tall people we got short people we got white people we got black people we got brown people

[sour rivet]

this reminded me of that one scene (idk if it was a show or movie) of the dude listing so much fucking drugs

tryna find it rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XAKjc2gIfo found it

[static axle]

@timber oxide

https://klipy.com/gifs/war-flashback-1--k01KRYPXK1Q38Y5JFD2G74GX0DN

[oblique belfry]

forza 6 ?

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

whats the difference between 5 and 6 ?

besides u know

location

[static axle]

idk, i guess theyve redone some graphical stuff, sounds

actual offline mode

[oblique belfry]

f5 didnt have one ??

[static axle]

decent coop (not sure about that)

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[static axle]

it didnt have good offline no

[sour rivet]

was 5 the one with the halo warthog

[left mantle]

every single one since 3

[sour rivet]

oh

i din know that

[left mantle]

4 had the warthog run experience though

[timber oxide]

Bro it was in the series since 4

[sour rivet]

I DONT PLAY FORZA

[timber oxide]

I DON'T CARE

[sour rivet]

i just remember

seeing an ad

for 5

wit da wartog

[timber oxide]

I try to forget 5 existed

[slim magnet]

@little depot https://fixupx.com/PaoloStudi15770/status/2056459814515916925

Coolerabbit09 (@PaoloStudi15770)

This is what femtanyl music sound like to non femtanyl fans

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[timber oxide]

Location, actual worthwhile season system, different progression, protagonist is silent (thank fuck), more side content, you can now customize the inside of your garage, you can now build your own custom property, new qol functions like actual fucking time splits (seriously why it took them 6 games for that) and proximity radar etc etc

The biggest joke of FH5 was the fact that it introduced SNOW TIRES and the map only had snow in it for one week per month and only on a laughably tiny area

They introduced SNOW TIRES
IN MEXICO

[static axle]

found them pink flowers

[oblique belfry]

soo its like a GoW ragnarok type sequel ? where they just add more on top of the previous game ?

[timber oxide]

More or less

[runic condor]

Ouu shi

[timber oxide]

I mean, that's how sequels work

[oblique belfry]

thats aight

[oblique belfry]

some change the whole gameplay

[timber oxide]

What would you change in a racing game

[oblique belfry]

ye

still wanted to ask tho

cuz i dont play forza

[timber oxide]

Essentially the map gets bigger and stuff gets added

Currently the game has less cars than 5 but 5 had less cars than 4 on launch

[static axle]

these are familiar

[timber oxide]

And 600+ cars is pretty good anyways

[sour rivet]

is there warthog

[timber oxide]

Of course there is, it's a microsoft game

[sour rivet]

ok but

[timber oxide]

You only care about your halo slop

[sour rivet]

you're right but kill yourself anyway

[timber oxide]

You first

[timber oxide]

Well fuck

Guess I have to do it too

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cheetah-lets-have-a-look--k01KRYR94R109EX5P6FBJTCMJZM

[static axle]

if only i knew how to take good pictures

need to google a how to

[timber oxide]

I wish I could try FH3 but, well
Can't buy

[static axle]

make use of this raytraced shit

[sour rivet]

delisted?

or not ported to pc

[timber oxide]

Delisted

[sour rivet]

lame

[timber oxide]

FH4 is also delisted

[sour rivet]

double lame

[timber oxide]

What do you expect

[sour rivet]

games

unlimited games

[timber oxide]

I can still play FH4 cause I bought it

But I don't expect them to renew countless licenses to keep an old game buyable

[sour rivet]

now is it delisted but still purchaseable kinda like skyrim legendary edition

or just

fuck you die

[timber oxide]

You can't buy it

Maybe if you had a code or something

I first got interested in the series with 3 but I didn't give it a try until 4 came out, figured it's a good time to start

[static axle]

love me some pink flowers

[sour rivet]

ack

and 3 was never on steam

[timber oxide]

FH took me out of the dumpster fire that NFS became

[static axle]

playing motorsports and hearing horizon 1 was coming out was a moment

and here we are on 6th installment

[runic condor]

i'm glad someone isn't here

[timber oxide]

Ironically I was so disappointed in FH5 that I actually went back to NFS

[sour rivet]

guess you can say that it wasnt your most wanted game

[timber oxide]

I think the best word to describe FH5 is "uninspired"

It's an ok game but

[static axle]

he is in my friends and giving me anxiety each time i see his name pop up in the notifs of "boards collected" or "roads driven"

[timber oxide]

It's missing a lot

The map is lame, the races are boring and a lot of the stuff just doesn't really work well

[static axle]

tbh car x street was overall a much more enjoyable experience than 5 was

[timber oxide]

Like what's the point of using FH4's seasons system if we have spring, spring, spring and spring