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Oh boi, its the reason ram is 9 quintillion dollars 
azu sleep
theres so much wrong with that gif

Why did you even post AI slop
Never would have noticed
The chin smile
Also yeah laf is right
i didnt even look i just saw the image and clicked it
Theres a reason i stare at a gif for like 8-10 seconds
Before posting
I deadass stare that shit down
i dont cuz time sensitivity

thats the reason i mainly use my favourites
I do because time sensitivity is less important than avoiding looking like a retard

this actually happned to me when i posted a chris redfield gif
turn out it wasnt the gif i was expecting
what about chris blueplains
@oblique belfry
posted rock boulder pounching gif
bt it wasnt actually the gif i was expecting
P
its so like ign to give a game where you dont press a button 10/10
Yes
i still dont understand why are ppl so riled up about that game ?
nearly choked on my sammich
idk i just kek at stuff 
its barely a game and more like interactive movie
also the usual "punk rule bender teenager life" story
so its a visual novel

not even like those visual novel games
similar to telltale games
people are calling it industry plant, woke, pro dei
no no
you can even just ignore qtes
and game wont even do anything
if you dont do em
Omg hi soup
those have more interaction
hi azu

no they dont 
So every game after 2018?
more interaction than pressing space and a number key every so often 
forza horizon 5 review
BAHAHHAHAHA
genuinely why is it red i selected white
depends, if you enable auto read on novels then no 
so fvcking zased.....................
5 letter work
Asian
8 mutations 

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Lafurry can u put me on the will
No
you wont get my Gold
I said pens and cutlery
Its gold
@oblique belfry @pliant chasm easy peasy
You blind skunk
Realware
You einsetjosheegehs
a woman can drive
this is peak wokenism apparently 


YEAAAAHHH


I'm being jumped by several homosexuals
I fucking hate this shit so much

Happy for you
Putain
De merde
I’ll upload a clip if anybody is interested but I just watched for about 10 mins while a false widow absolutely fucked up a beetle in my basement
do i lick orb
please
Dew it
Deer
actually no fuck that
@marsh cargo 


I’m clipping them over and over to get them under 100MB. I’m down to 10 seconds and its still too lorge 

I didn’t realize my phone was in like 4K 60FPS mode
hi chat
@pliant chasm ayyyy
feed him to the lions
@marsh cargo @quiet abyss @static axle
that's unforgivable
well I know he enjoys my stuff
its cs
its the slavs natural habitat
Liono
Phrasing?
Baldzu
Phrasing?
Azu is real life Psyduck
second day selling pipes and hoses and shit
@pliant chasm
Hoe ses
true!
I like mawile
And mimikyu
I love em so much
pipes as in flexible pipes
not metal ones
You sell em or work the warehouse?
well
customer comes
says I want 10 meters of X hose
I grab the hose lay it on the floor
measure it
cut it
We had 19 inches of venom
Now we have 19 inches of Gustave e33

give it to the mf and write a code on a piece of paper for the checkout
@noble basin
das it
So you're bender from futurama
rinse repeat
@halcyon fossil
someone comes and asks for 100 meters up front instead of ordering it online like a normal mf
we tell him to kys
all i hear from my brother when hes in VC
the usual
How many giga electrovolts?
he says bro/bruh after each setnence
You do the same
what's it to you bruh
Bruv
mind yo business bruh
Wata
i do not
wanka
A charming amount
the beast
I remember you said something something glowie bro
Like a few hours ago
Am I tripping
No no it was like
I have 5 mins of video if this and it took me like 25 tries to just get this up lol
Bro thought I was a glowie
Or something
Anyway I swear u say bro a lot
Or maybe it's just British people
i do it too
0.005% of messages
Thast 0.005% too many bro
Meow
Yeah but that's because you're a cryptic underground humanoid dweller
tfw the bad witch bitch kisses me then throws me into a portal
Cool
Tfw schizophrenia
u did that quest?
I ain't do any of the side quests
Droon hop on Menace
its main one
thank you. good clip
❌ nope
next big patch is gonna start new one so i dont wanna play it
sonic generations type shit
whatd i do
@upbeat verge great job for getting employed
ive been tryin </3

What haven't you done
I wasn't even referring to u but I'm continuing the bit
im employed tho
Ekittening doesn't count
when do i ekitten
You tell me
our dms dont count bbg
Gulp
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EMMWNJ_1LjE i'm gonna put you in the senbei spinner
今日、紹介するお店は福島県の喜多方市にある"山中煎餅本舗"
注文したのは"たまりせんべい"
早朝の3時からせんべい焼いて60年以上の職人お父ちゃんが毎日、朝イチで炭を起こして手焼きする絶品たまりせんべいです!
炭で焼いてるので炭の香ばしさとた...
I find it hilarious
biggest
from azu
Azu are you employed?
Unfortunately
I used to do that but with chains, it was shit
that one of hte best selling items in a fucking hardware store
is a silicon sheet with which people cover their tables and then put the table cover on top
@noble basin @rocky turtle @halcyon fossil @quiet abyss @tiny notch
Glory to Bulgaria 💪
that last sentence sounds kinda nationalist dude we gotta kill you
stfu
Glory to the Bulgarian people's republic
fuck yeah table liner 

huh neat
I don't think of you as human
More of like a
Spiteful force of nature
Lore accurate azu
Just raw dogged a blowout, how long do i have left
Say hello to bronchitis
Much love yall, gtg
Byebye
!topic
@fallen canyon
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
No love to yall, got to stay 
bye bye 
me when i equip the gas mask of seeing two seconds into the past
yeah
Get out of here stupid clanker, its just a funny aqi post
Profile picture checks out
!topic
@fallen canyon
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
Can I have your wardrobe
so you want to see me bald and nude?
got something u wanna say?


so u didnt unlocked rift and throbbing domain too?
No we're putting you in the body museum in Amsterdam
thats worse
Any

Nay*
sorry
still 
:<
Fortnite
battle pass
just shit out my ass
Booted up my pc
You open up the fridge to find 6 million lesbians and kier stammer
let me out pls
You're a bad lesbian
AAAAAAAA
Bad lesbians get the chair
YOURE KIER STALIN?
Azu degenerating more by the minute
wait but you're still here
Saw this on insta already
i didn't mean that
DI YOU GET AN INVITE ?????

I did not
Fuck
Uh yes u did
we both did not
I summoned u
fuck
Both of u
I almost just called u a slur
You ninja
Not that one
Were so close
You absolute furson
my 500 will be special
Bro found out 6 years later
You didnt know?
I indeed didnt know
Me
Thats old news
You're old news
trailer posted 2 hrs ago so its new to me
We even get a bloodbourne movie
I even got my own movie
Azu the Pazu gets furried fazu
That's the sequel
@timber oxide apparently this thing can fit the entire solvernia inside it???
the solvi

(I do unfortunately know the reference
its soo big the AI has issues navigating the combat maps with it
so you have to hand fly it
Netflix’s Tung Tung Sahur.
QRT: _DaredevilShots
#ThePunisherOneLastKill

now I NEED to watch the punisher one last kill
FUCK
wait you're serious about it being massive aren't you 

You know what else is massive
roria esvernia is only 1.5 mil so at least i have a new toy right now 
but thats the most monstrous logistic ship in the mod scene
If I have a penny for everytime US creates a light tank and then abandons it like immediately
I would have I think 3 pennies
Its not much but its weird it happens 3 times
esvernia is very fun
i just wish it wasnt an automated ship
BMD too
Dont forget about XM800T players too
Xm800 isn't absolute retarded to kill
the unique uaf ships are surprisingly very fun
Because it's engine eats 35mm apfsds
Played a match with 6 CV90105 players, that their only tank
It's so dumb
That's basically 10.3 to 10.7 rn
With the prenium blackhole
oh i'm personally enjoy the Charlotte battlecruiser, and the black sorce is a riot to watch
I hope those retards have their balls cut off
Imma also be honest

and the persephone natasya has SIX dedicated teamkilling weapons
the char having built in reapers is peak
Is it?
And worse mobility than the Abrams
Oh my god it is
It's worse than literally
Every other mbt
At the same br
Mid reload time
Shitty armor
Okay mobility
its peak
a fully invested natasya can quite handedly solo a fleet
Tbh
@latent hazel please post the epstein yuri pic
I'd rather start out with DM23
Than HEATFS at 10.0s
Sorry I am not home
its got the matching officer and everything, its so cinema
On most leopard 2a4s
Not for France no

The strv 121
Well I mean Leopard yeh
Gets dm13
also using 4 lion DDs is also comedy
Which makes it so much better
But French tech didn't start out with APFSDS until 11.7
Stock
So my 11.0 tank still shoot HEATFS
Mean whilst soviets start with an actual nuke
But yes its my fault for playing French
One of my Cars has a Glock Pouch
God damn HEATFS is such a fucking pain to use as stock round
they knowing something i dont

Glock Pouch
I used to be a Soviet main and then I started playing us Germany and Sweden and realized how much soviets get hand held
Horse insemination or firearms
Bias armor
oh i missed so many points on the first read of the codex entry, its not a carrier but a "flagship"
i was so surprised that it only had 2 fighter bays 
9mm
Horse insemination
They dont have firearms in Germany

puny 80 deg shield arc
I would say something about it but I'm currently feeling sick and I'm using most of my brain power to not say hello to my food again 
I can fire fully automatic guns without a license
Me when the t34 turret and is2 turret just randomly eats my 120mm for some fucking reason
Same here
I can fire you without a license
enjoy your meal pyr
I can fire 75mm without a license
We dont got a shitty ATF fingering you every 2 days for your guns
i LOVE going against tigers and IS2 with my m18 ❤️🩹
me shooting the machine gun port just for the machine gun to eat the whole round
the moment anyone looks at you you perish
before it got reworked the nov used to have 16 fighter bays
@pallid sapphire your ship has been christened
I don't want to enjoy it a second time 
#🛩war-thunder is leaking
anyone else want a ship named after them 
me
ME ME!


Make the hell cat 6.7 and make it fight bulldogs
😭
And I can own semi automatic weapons normally without having to justify why I need that
take your picks
I can own these too i just need a licence and no justification
And I dont
Cause wdym this t72 just ate fucking dm33 for lunch
I can just buy it
don't pick the ~~zeporia ~~the first ship, i might retire it soon
Not in Cali tho no
zopos are good tho
You got Trump
The dick shaped one
It eats any APFSDS for lunch
Argument done xD
And I so dumbstrucked seeing it can pen in prot analysis but not in game
all UAF ships are dick shaped, at least give me a coordinate for which one 
Well the bullshit started at T55AMD1 already
Dont even get me starter with the 775
Amd1 got changed
To just randomly getting penned
it was super good when i didn't have competent warships but now its just sitting idly... maybe its not as good because i have gunships on it instead of bombers?
By dm23
Interesting
pick the one you like
#╟❓general-offtopic message
Also I'm pretty sure it can still get ufp pretty easily
Honestly the aps t55a is kinda goated
Star Crossing
I love aps
Found that out the hard way
gunships are good on smaller shit like frigs and dds
you want shit like bombers for larger things as the game goes into late game
however you can replace the zopo for the automata fleet carrier since its a glass cannon with very good bomber / fighter bonuses
Hi Laff. Anything new in the Kriegsdonner?
Not getting insta killed by cas
Or helis
Is actually bliss
Unless that CAS is a fucking A4E
Su35
mkay
yeah that's what i'm planning, either from the coin shop or the automata reserve, soon™
Having to fight A4E with limited option is such an ass to bare
Soviet main spotted

if you do
i want dibs
Even worse
war t hunder
"Skill issue"
Dude has bunch of tanks that are just W+M1
the mooparia however is a big meme if you want to go the extra leg for it
alright you'll get the zeppo right now, the replacement when it arrives 
It’s nerfed already
i play AMerica a lot currently
How
high tier
Dude has a bunch of tanks that's W+M1
It’s literally unusable irl
@orchid lotus your ship has been christened 
dafuq thats a L take
type shit
it do be pretty tho 
U can't use what u don't have
American top tier winrate is massive dog shit
Ngl I'd like to go back to US tech just to play M50 Ontos
That's my all time favorite tank
Because of preniums?
Because of retards
dont say that
the 3000 click bait buyers will get triggered
M1 Abram Kate 
(also because they have incorrect armor values)
thats 2 vehicles,check the overall winrates.Their all shit
Every single vehicle gets dragged down by them
weeb freebrums
click bait
the other shitbrams i dont remember
and then they cry as to why US winrates are worse than japan top tier
sparter 



bonus anime girl avatar
American tanks are the best ingame competetive wise,everyone plays them in Esports
US Main crying why their win rate is so shit
Me in France:
In random games,holy fuck are players bad
Well France has the highest WInrates ingame
US has the lowest
good moment
This is a real match that actually happened. I uploaded it to a Chinese video platform where it went viral, and also uploaded it to YouTube.
If there was ever a moment that made me feel this game is worth cherishing, it’s probably this one.
Thank you to the EF2000 that went all in to intercept enemy planes for the nuke, thank you to the J10C ...
Are much as German I think
Since ya kno
I have mostly Leopard
youtuber told me this is a really good tonk aaaaah mentality
German has mid stats
Fuck OF40
I really wanna play war thunder now
everyone can check
Fuck OF40 MTCA
its so funny that the smaller fighter wings have standoff range missiles and so they can instantly launch > refit > relaunch when their not attacking
its like the ship's got fully automatic mirv missiles 
You do not
France top Tier
Gwt away from the game you goyism
yeah, but the itch is there, not like I have it downloaded
VS US
(Tbh dont play War thunder
Germany and Russia
maybe when you won't be able to spawn fully equipped plane from one kill, maybe that day I will play it again
US winrate is ass because of the premium abramses
Man
Not only because that
They are so hard to pen
next Russia suffers
Ehh still one of the most viable mbts
What are the American equivalent of wehraboos called
Patriots
americunts
Americaboos
Ermm actually the Abrams is the best tank in the world

It's turbine engine can literally take you from the surface of the moon to your mom's house in 26 nano seconds
@little depot 
currently its the Leopard 2A6 
and if you are playing with exotica tech theres a mod that reduces fighter range
Proven in battle

A7
Clearly it's actually the strv

the best abrams is warpig

Nah combat proven its the 2A6 rn thanks to ... the U named Country
American Abrams winrates
xD
theri all shit
only positive is AGS
U country has like
Tbh the Abrams is kinda skill based
The Intro to the mission "War Pig" ripped directly from the game.
By a large margin
And even Leopard 1´s are destroying T-90s
Added to warthunder when 
Don't worry the type 100 with it's 105 mil will fly and take over the world
Some of these guys are insane, they reloaded in 4 seconds almost 
war pig gets slimed in mw2 tho 😔
my favourite tank is the ac-130
Battlefield 6 WE ARE SO BACK 
I played BF6 yesterday
Something something tank on tank combat happens less than 0.2% of casualties
got half the BP done
and as far as i know they are actually the same
I cant even bother to grind BP tbh
yeah but im talking about real events rn
some dev said once, the same callsigns apply to the same units over all 3 games
i just played some matches and got the weeklies done xD
then it ded af

A ditch has destroyed more t90s than leopard 1s
wasnt there footage of a bradley destroying two t90s
yeah and retard even stated he knew where to shoot from Warthunder
😭
Even a Gepard has a confirmed kill on a T tank
Art imitates life
🎲 4
-# 1d4
i mean i also know aim for the back or atleast the sides from game
Life imitates art
because less armor
They got trained one 2A6´s near where i live
i dont know where the ammo storage is but i guess in the back
and now these tankers hold the WR of the furthest shot and kill
ah no wait
It's under the tank
huh
Autoloader carousel
Russian Tanks got their Ammo in the middle of the tank
ah yeah
low and mid
thats why the turrets like to fly right?
yep
Kinda
M3 Bradley: weak
M3A3 Bradley: Stronk
Hey I wonder where tha project is headed to now
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What project
Bradley
i honestly gotta say Americas budget is a joke.High doesnt mean good when you destroy 2000$ drones with 8.000.000$ missiles when others can produce faster,cheaper,with the same quality 

Peam
the bradley is dragooning
At least they booker is promisingly
The booker is great
It looks weird af
Just gotta make it less fat
And itd be good
winrate is ass as expected
I only need like 1million more XP
Grind high tier Sweden with me
im doing the same now
Tomorrow afternoon maybe
Minor nations make me wanna kms
even if i work for them 
KYS
Maru istg
Atleast you still have it better than Badger
I do love when people get mad at numerical order
Idk what's the point of bush masters when shit like the crv 2 exists
I love US prototype vehicles
Highest winrate of em all has Germany at 4.7
Like the Abrams with the Adats turret
Germany 4.7 
we need that honestly
Best vehicle in the game
That shit is fucking stupid
Me when I have DM63 and I saw T58
Lemme see
BP hints at Greek tanks
4 second reload
Round that evaporize anything it touches
Its turret spins fast af for some reasons
probably for Israel
and Germany still gets Swiss tanks
Unpennable turret
Cuz most of them are the neck cast

And those shit stop DM63
Its hard to pen anywhere on T58
Anywhere on the chassis
Or lower/upper glacis
It’s incredibly survivable for some reason
You can but a lot of tank your round will get deflected
Talking about Gaijin weird hit reg
Idk my apfsds and apds never bounce on the chassis
But most of the time even if u hit the chassis
90% of the time
It does barely any damage
What does Greece even use, that isn't a modified German or US veh?
Ah yes oranged ammo
I have such a bad luck
Leo a6
Fighting t58 you tend to shoot the bulge on the back of the turret
Any European country is basically using leo 2
Which detonate the tank immediately
nothing we not already have
But I do have my APFSDS just orange the magazine a lot
Ig Gaijin favor ppl who spent 50 dollars
Me watching two tank nerds spit raw propaganda at each other for 6 hours straight
thats wha Azu is gooning to
...

Easy distraction from Warthunder
I've had it up to here with you buster!!!
No more mister nice guy 😠

Once a tiger player...
we gotta pop your balls like bubblewrap for this one chief
Always a tiger player
@tiny notch is at fault
We'll pop her balls too
how
Get in line
You posted it first,we all found it horrible,i utilise that
Your neck would snap like a dry twig
???
if Laff got his hands on you
You're weird dude
Stay very far away from me
WE cant kill Azu
Genuinely
That one witch turned me into a frog for 2 years tho
I fucking hate frogs
Reminds me that time that Nazi polish dude sent me a whole 10 hours of ales Jones stuff
tard v tard
😭
Retard vs some guy who really likes talking about kill me
ive got one of these too but he only,honestly,sends me gey stuff.Which is akward.
Mf
U are friends on discord
With the person I'm talking about
Ohhhhhhh
@static axle 
Wait wait wait wait
@little depot can I date you 🥺
??
Date
can we ban roleplay
I have a girl friend...
I wanna throw Dates at Azu
go erp in dms
The smoke is coming from the wrong end
image in context is worse version of a funny image
Youyou
yea dates are goated
Wasn't it banned already 
Or did I get scammed
best in the world baby girl
Stalker rp
The fuck you mean nuh uh
Turn signal cat
Literally the same shit happening here that happened there
Yes
Wrong fucking reply my dude...
not just deserts
Sorry 
Who's erping here

I put them in milk
dates fuck
With berries and shit
General date topic
find deglet nour
head of security
hoes without the e
space station shit
Oh my god you're a genius clwmp
Brain fart is that way
yooo lyming
i'd go band for band if i wasn't unmuted yesterday
It was nice knowing you greyname
ggs
Nothing 
@sick trail Lyming alt detected
i imagined dreamybull moaning ggs before he nuts
Im ruining the fun for the sake of it
I was thinking of the rocket league one
But that's funnier
isummitoyu

You is Lyming
...
sarcasm
i miss lyming unironically
Yeah sometimes
Are you Brazilian
Also Spicey
no
Spicy has a server
Spicy was the biggest retard on earth
@west lantern (_radguytheinfamous_) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Sex toy in meme. -1d

rip goat
Nothing about nword by pass
Smh smh
Interesting
Mods getting sloppy
Must have been youyou
hey man don't snitch
YouYou sucks on that chair daily
oh i didn't even see that image 
💀 💀 💀
Honestly that was probably just a youyou alt
Oh hey he JUST deleted it
@little depot
@west lantern (_radguytheinfamous_) has been banned for reason: filter bypass too + dildo posting. what a tard
I've already seen this on insta
i might be retarded but i won't talk to myself

that's too low
Spicy as cinnamon
Damn it
I just wanna post cute cats

Skom's faster
I did not
To post the same thing
Idk
I dont instagra much
Most of the time I use Instagram is for gooning
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ayyy finally
That I'd rather not ask



and
i know what your doing