╟❓general-offtopic

[frozen dragon]

We used to collect spider-man cards and $65 cost, idk, 1000 cards

[real aspen]

how would ya'll make thrusting weapons look fancy

both in design and movement

cuz there's this rapier i envision that's just stupidly plain except for a gemstone in the pommel

[gray kettle]

Rapier is fancy enough

[real aspen]

[gray kettle]

I guess you could modify the handguard a bit

[real aspen]

yea handguard is the unusual part

uhhh gimme a sec

[gray kettle]

This is like the max I would consider in modifying

And to look somewhat fancy

I would make it smaller to help with balance

With light armaments like this even smaller weight on the side can feel finnicky

[kindred leaf]

And that's one of the cheap ones, look at this mf

[gray kettle]

Near mint

Damn

[kindred leaf]

Mercy daggers can be fancy too

[gray kettle]

How much for Foiled versions?

Or do you say in Package?

[gray kettle]

Misericordia

The infamous knight killer

Those engravings tho

[kindred leaf]

Engravings are so expensive haha

[gray kettle]

I can imagine

This type of shit wouldn't see blood for eternity

[real aspen]

something this silly

[gray kettle]

Decoration only type blade

[real aspen]

first set if guards is for holding

2nd is for actually guarding

[kindred leaf]

Also daggers and rapiers can be used together

[real aspen]

it's a thrust-only so no edge

god proportions are so off

[kindred leaf]

You can make the character be extra fancy by using perfectionist style like la verdadera destreza

[gray kettle]

Sharpened tip could give you a small cutting edge

Never underestimate those

[real aspen]

that's a given i think

[left mantle]

Oh goody goody

My bleed titan is finally in maps

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ExtremeBlitz__/status/2054226090038813062?s=20

duck (@ExtremeBlitz__)

we're cooked

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 12, 2026, 3:44 PM

[left mantle]

There will be blood

[verbal gate]

you seen that one woman's travel history?

[gray kettle]

Is that an eagle stance I see on one of the drawings?

[verbal gate]

that lady be moving more than fucking Pitbull

[kindred leaf]

Some mf used sacred geometry for fencing

[gray kettle]

Istg I seen that shit in Kingdom of Heaven with Balian fighting someone

[gray kettle]

Well in life and death situations

[kindred leaf]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destreza

[gray kettle]

Knowing angles and stuff can determine if you are being cut down or your opponent

People were smarter back in the days than we give them credit for

[kindred leaf]

Geometry is always been there for us

[verbal gate]

ever since a person started using a measuring device geometry has been with us

[sour rivet]

im banning geometry

[glass yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355262781699653633/1355956691958632639/image0.gif

[left mantle]

Okay, find the angle to its location so you can ban it.

[sour rivet]

oh thats easy its right..

uhm...

its right...

[glass yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[verbal gate]

you gotta triangulate the location first shitass

[sour rivet]

ooooooh

[sick trail]

COME ON, BIRB
SOH CAH TOA

[sour rivet]

📐

[sour rivet]

sorry i dont speak dovahzuul

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HIJLierWkAALwiz?format=jpg&name=medium

[sour rivet]

can i have these

[left mantle]

Their texas toast is pretty alright

But also that'd be an insane fucking algo pull

Like clinically

[sour rivet]

i dont care what this lady has to say i want to eat FOOD

[somber geode]

wtf happened to the newbie chat

why is the cd 10 minutes

did a raid happened or smth?

did an irl psy-storm happened where dozens of people asked if they could install/update the launcher?

[left mantle]

First off

Update

Second

[left mantle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@somber geode

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[somber geode]

ITS 10 MINUTES

but i get it

[blazing maple]

play the game while you wait for the cd :)

now GIT

Casts a frosty spell that blows you away

[somber geode]

ow

this is me when u do stuff like that

[sour rivet]

how play if cant install

checkmate liberal

[sour rivet]

be lucky she doesnt pull you apart like me

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-golem-rotoscoped-steve-minecraft-gif-13509011360441235515

[sour rivet]

welp

[left mantle]

wait a second

[sour rivet]

spoke too soon

[somber geode]

ow

wtf

[blazing maple]

i've gone evil mode

i'm sorry

[sour rivet]

FALL

[left mantle]

Is that fucking the voruna prime rotoscoped onto an iron golem?

[sour rivet]

no?

its callisto protocol

[left mantle]

Holy shit someone actually got the animations to work enough to rotoscope that?

[sour rivet]

just.. draw over it?

ez

[left mantle]

Not nearly enough bugs present in the rotoscope

[sick trail]

How buggy do you think Calipso Protocol is, still

[sour rivet]

idk

lemme climb through this vent and ill let you know

[sick trail]

I played it a couple years ago
It was honestly fine

[left mantle]

I wouldn't know, it competed for the most buggy game i've played on drop and we all know what's in my library

[gray kettle]

It's already been a couple years since that dookie was released?

Jesus I feel old now

[sick trail]

Dookie? Harsh, it was an alright experience

[somber geode]

calipso

[gray kettle]

Okay maybe it was a harsh word

But for the Hype they did

"NEW DEAD SPACE EXPERIENCE"

[somber geode]

they had cool death anims

very gory

[sick trail]

You fall for the hype, and you have no one to blame but yourself

[gray kettle]

Well I was curious

I watched gameplays

[upbeat verge]

i work here

[gray kettle]

Streams

[sick trail]

Foolishness

[gray kettle]

60% reactions was disappointment

I guess it's okay action horror game

[somber geode]

wtf is that

[gray kettle]

But not what they said as a "Next Dead SPACE game"

Even OG dead space holds better

[sick trail]

Yeah and their disappointment shaped your opinion of the game instead of playing the game yourself
I had no idea they ever called the game the next Dead Space (I watched the trailer on accident once and that's it)

So I went into it expecting very little

Played at a good 20-30 FPS, enjoyed myself

[somber geode]

just play like, fear and hunger

[gray kettle]

I am not spending money on something I don't like

[somber geode]

OR

[sick trail]

Yeah, it's called getting a refund

[gray kettle]

I already have 800+ games in my backlog

[somber geode]

the new alien isolation game coming out soon

[sick trail]

Okay that's entirely on you then

[gray kettle]

2hours limited gameplay

[sick trail]

Stop watching trailers

[gray kettle]

Or I could just

[sick trail]

You have 800 games to play

[somber geode]

true

[gray kettle]

I will tell you my experience then

[sick trail]

#📄rules 4

[gray kettle]

Nah I like swimming

Mediterranean sea

Baltic sea

[sick trail]

You can hush now

[gray kettle]

Your imagination is not my Problem

But yea

Anyway

[sour rivet]

PIRACY
I LOVE PIRACY

AVAST

[celest plank]

You mean sailing?

[gray kettle]

YAAARRRRR

[gray kettle]

Yes

Thank you for the word

Good man

[celest plank]

Ask a discord moderator to say "Żeglarstwo"

[gray kettle]

Oh btw the Assassin Creed

[celest plank]

he would die

[gray kettle]

You also sail the seas

Right?

Or what

[celest plank]

Yeah

In 2 of them

[gray kettle]

Oh sorry

[celest plank]

Black Flag and Odyssey

[gray kettle]

I shouldn't mention it

Rule 4

[sour rivet]

rogue

ac 3

[gray kettle]

The resynced version is made by the studio who made Skull and Bones

[celest plank]

I had an affair with my homeboy, did I break rule 4 for cheating?

[celest plank]

Oh yeah those too

[gray kettle]

I am worried about that remake

Parkour looks so floaty and goofy

Edward suddenly can make 3 meters jumps

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[celest plank]

Looks ok to me

[gray kettle]

[pallid sapphire]

You cheated on me

[sour rivet]

yeah he did that in the original as well

[celest plank]

YOU cheated on me

With a GIRL

I THOUGHT WE DESPISE STRAIGHT BEHAVIOUR

[gray kettle]

With landing on the wall and climbing up

[pallid sapphire]

And married her

[gray kettle]

Now he lands on his feet

On the other side

[celest plank]

You was gonna marry me

[pallid sapphire]

YES BUT I NEED A FOOLPROOF DISGUISE

[gray kettle]

The feeling of weight seems to be gone

[celest plank]

mmm bisexuality

[pallid sapphire]

Polish brotherhood

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-blirt-chat-chatter-lick-gif-9756645134040120836

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612550616966889482/1259262931649036349/caption-51.gif

[chrome ginkgo]

LMAO

[left mantle]

You know whats funnier than 24?

[real aspen]

coming in 8.7

in 20 gauge because fuck you

[chrome ginkgo]

Suppressed double barrel cause why not

[celest plank]

Hey uno

Do you know where darth vader shops for clothes?

||In a store||

[carmine laurel]

[runic condor]

Ah, cause twenty five

Yeah

Nice one

[left mantle]

The build is in maps

[carmine laurel]

[left mantle]

There is bloodshed everywhere

well this takes the cake for weird visual bugs

Turns out it was my connection getting abruptly cut that did that

[verbal gate]

literally 1984, Dry timed me out for making a 6 bomboclat eggs reference

[pallid sapphire]

Im gonna 69 your 67 and 21 deez nutz

[little depot]

6 little eggs on the run

[pallid sapphire]

6 little azu jumping on the bed,all fell down and cracked their head

1 little Azu jumping in offtopic 6 7 6 7 6 7

[halcyon fossil]

67

wonder if my landlord would object to me buying 12 chickens

[verbal lodge]

Sekibanki if she was in shimeji sim https://fxtwitter.com/Kolosman420/status/2053903653476392966

Kolos (@Kolosman420)

squishybanki

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FxTwitter · May 11, 2026, 6:22 PM

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/simpson-balthazar-boo-this-man-half-baked-gif-5478576148086671126

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-survive-história-pública-mao-zedong-gif-26974693

[real aspen]

Me and who

[halcyon fossil]

this is the pm brainrot i crave

[pliant chasm]

w redact

[slim magnet]

what if you forward a message with an everyone tag

[halcyon fossil]

try it

[slim magnet]

someone in newbies forwarded a post with the announcements role tag

and people started showing up with tag gifs

idk if it tagged i don't have the role

[halcyon fossil]

oh it didn't

i guess since it's just an embed of another post

[sick trail]

Timeout

[slim magnet]

ye cause it's in a > block

[sick trail]

The autobot is looking for keywords anywhere in a message, and prevents the message from even being sent

Automod

[slim magnet]

it's 4am and i'm now picking it up

[pliant chasm]

high school kids kissing minigame

@thick plover first a10 win

[halcyon fossil]

nice health

[pliant chasm]

should've lost 2 more max hp damn

[sick trail]

temu

[pallid sapphire]

Shmemu

[thick plover]

Insane player

[real aspen]

Lafufu

[tiny notch]

if you want an idea on the current state of teaching/AI
one of my teachers, a really cool one we like, has made an AI marking program for teachers, you give it the students works and the mark scheme it then marks the work and gives aditional learning resources if required
it took him 2 week to make with claude
and in the 2 month hes had it running its made more money than his actual job after a year of working there

[runic condor]

So prompts make you more money than actual work

Cool

[upbeat verge]

@tiny notch haha you gaee

[green granite]

@tiny notch

[tiny notch]

why so many shoes

cute cat thoo

[tiny notch]

put the cat in a full length maid dress smh

[raven swan]

why's it backwards

[tiny notch]

https://stupidpenisx.com/TheIronWarden/status/2053887771324932155

The Redeemed (@TheIronWarden)

✠ Tolerance Is Not A Christian Virtue ✠

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 11, 2026, 5:19 PM

what is this

bro is christian larping

[little depot]

day in the life of a true brexit geezer

wake up and meet the wife susan

[raven swan]

breakfast? unseasoned beans and toast

[tiny notch]

my breakfast was a waffle but im no brexit geezer

[raven swan]

my breakfast was a fat nap because i'm lazy

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[raven swan]

droonster

oh wait

[raven swan]

[real aspen]

Azu photo leaks

And/or cup

[rocky turtle]

[pliant chasm]

@thick plover they calling it the most retarded act 1 start

[halcyon fossil]

get out of my dms wolf boy

[rocky turtle]

its not him actually

[tiny notch]

https://girlcockx.com/WxFanaticCC/status/2053599492197196047

Chad Casey (@WxFanaticCC)

Dublin, TX drivers doing the thing. 4:30pm

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▶ Play video

girlcockx · May 10, 2026, 10:14 PM

do americans really do this

[pliant chasm]

the wall

[halcyon fossil]

[sick trail]

JOHN FOOBAW

[tiny notch]

NOT GERALT TOO

[orchid lynx]

check the profile and see where the account was made and if they're using a vpn

[tiny notch]

i dont do that cuck shit

[orchid lynx]

a small experiment for us

[nova turret]

MEOW

[sick trail]

Uh-huh

Uhhhhh-huh

[supple lotus]

yeah

[frail leaf]

@nova turret (76561199278803832) has been muted for 1 day for reason: It appears as though you've disassociated yourself into a cat today. Worry not, you can spend some time in solitude to recuperate. -1d

[supple lotus]

aww mine was funnier

[sick trail]

Alassssssssssss I was present to be less funny

[supple lotus]

[tiny notch]

gods forbid anyone do anything

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[sick trail]

I will add "#woke" in the next mute message

[tiny notch]

ok but have they messaged anything but meow

ive nseen nothing else

[tiny notch]

#wokely muted*

[supple lotus]

nope, hence the mute

[pliant chasm]

[sick trail]

Starting 20 minutes ago, they've been meowing across the server

[pliant chasm]

@thick plover this is the best run in my slay the spire career

what the actual fuck

[tiny notch]

clearly you dont understand their sigma routine

[supple lotus]

they'll end up as a Postal silencer

[thick plover]

Brother in Christ is going sword and star build

[thick plover]

Holy chopped

[pliant chasm]

bro the only close call i had was like taking 7 dmg in 3 knights elite

[pliant chasm]

i finish fights on turn 2 if they take long

[tiny notch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZVYOriINwc

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

i agree agreeable felow

[orchid lynx]

i turned off dynamic resolution scaling and suddenly my gpu went from max usage to about 50-60% (mostly high settings)

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/loyd-move-mad-angry-gif-15156427

[thick plover]

Noice

[pliant chasm]

so called fps leaving me alone when a pack of wolves shows up and nvidia hairworks in enabled

[tiny notch]

tamest reaction to a xeno

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1503336366287753248/go_my_chest_of_trues.gif

[snow tree]

Only one realer in this chat, rest of them a buncha fakes

[orchid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleto-skeleton-fire-hell-burn-gif-26129219

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

thats cool

glowies

[tiny notch]

average gamma server members

[pliant chasm]

fat chud maxxing

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-cyberdemon-doom-2016-gif-13995484797216827518

[halcyon fossil]

what the fuck

i'm old

saw pierce the veil live in 2017 and they sounded like dogshit

[brittle karma]

27 pulls

[rocky turtle]

50 pulls got her and moto cycle and glider

[pallid sapphire]

Fuck

I got no SoD 3 Invite

[brittle karma]

managed to get her sig in 10 pulls thankfully

[snow tree]

[runic condor]

Pull some bitches

[shrewd gull]

subnaugica 2

[snow tree]

You know they ain't pullin shit

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

People that buy it should never reproduce

[shrewd gull]

[pallid sapphire]

Thats not the reaction i wanted

Its the one i got

[orchid lotus]

evil

[shrewd gull]

Windows

[snow tree]

That's clearly two arrows doing a circle not a window silly

[shrewd gull]

Bwah my bad :c

!topic

[solid sundial]

@near girder

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[snow tree]

Kid named #📢announcements

[near girder]

ahh ok

[orchid lotus]

[near girder]

i have that game its pretty g ood

[orchid lotus]

[real aspen]

im

eating jelly

yummers

[pliant chasm]

@thick plover herro i think i cracked it

[snow tree]

And somehow you ain't gonna draw those blocks

[pliant chasm]

&

potential infinite

most retarded infinite if it works

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@trim inlet

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@trim inlet

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[trim inlet]

Uf

!topic

[solid sundial]

@trim inlet

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

[trim inlet]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@clear bough

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

Thats misuse of !topic

[frail leaf]

@trim inlet (amzm0367) has been muted for 8 hours for reason: dont be tarded

[pallid sapphire]

[clear bough]

hook line and sinker

[pallid sapphire]

Thats how fast it goes

[supple lotus]

[pallid sapphire]

But Skom thats toxic be nicer

[shrewd gull]

Muted

[pallid sapphire]

Nah he knows

[clear bough]

[pallid sapphire]

Funny discussion yesterday

[supple lotus]

yeah we love people telling us how to run this server after 7 years... because we HAVE to be positive at all times and take shit from every tard that drops their turd in chat

[clear bough]

even bro reacted to himself getting muted

[orchid lotus]

like retail workers

[pallid sapphire]

Happy hippo gummybears,your muted now forever yeah

[supple lotus]

my career there was short

but the person will never forget what can happen

[shrewd gull]

Smile at all times, make eye contact and newcomers are always right

[pallid sapphire]

If im not nice to customers,it has a reason and if that reason happens,their insurance wont pay either

So their fucked if their not nice to me

[shrewd gull]

Ok expo from now on you're evil to me

[clear bough]

[supple lotus]

you get what you give - easy

[pallid sapphire]

German hospitality

[supple lotus]

we Austrians are worse

[pallid sapphire]

So far i only had issues with .... oh well topic change

[clear bough]

what if i like it tho

[pallid sapphire]

Nah so far everyone was always nice except for a certain group

[orchid lotus]

-# the rat man preg super reacts

[pallid sapphire]

I dont wanba go into that

We all know why

[proven tundra]

Good morning mpregs

[supple lotus]

its exactly as mr. Waltz said on US TV: Austrians pretend to be nice, interested and kind - we just dont mean it, ever

[pallid sapphire]

[shrewd gull]

Helo rattatattt

[pallid sapphire]

Everytime i went to Vienna it was nice

[shrewd gull]

It's called Beč

[pallid sapphire]

WIEN

MOZART

[orchid lotus]

Viedeň

[supple lotus]

Mozart is Salzburg, dummy

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

Eh?

[supple lotus]

born and raised

[pallid sapphire]

???

[orchid lotus]

Mozart was a musician

or a composer?

[supple lotus]

both

[pallid sapphire]

Why do they advertise his Birthhouse in Vienna?

[supple lotus]

because they're tards

[clear bough]

[supple lotus]

the Vienna motto is "Wien ist anders" we call it Vienna is "special"

[pallid sapphire]

Now i understand everything

[supple lotus]

its a cool city, i just hate cities

[pallid sapphire]

Same

Traffic is horrible

[supple lotus]

ofc, it was built in ancient times

[pallid sapphire]

Politician nearly drove into our horse carriage

Gate opens,they drive without looking

I payed 120€ for the big tour 2 people

[supple lotus]

then honk at you and yell "geh scheissn, oida"

also known as "hello"

[pallid sapphire]

I love how i was there with brother in laws family and he wasnt happy that i didnt take the kids on my romantic horse tour with the wife

They were genuinely upset i didnt pay for them

Like wtf it was already 120€ for 20Minutes with a carriage

with them it would have trippled

[supple lotus]

whats so romantic about staring at 2 shitting horse arses

except maybe stopping at a horse meat stand

[pallid sapphire]

The inner city

[supple lotus]

(i know)

[orchid lotus]

could've walked +healthy +120€ +no shitting horse arses

[pallid sapphire]

Nah you couldnt

[proven tundra]

[orchid lotus]

but riding a carriage does sound intriguing

[snow tree]

Horse carriage is big scam

[orchid lotus]

well that changes things

[pallid sapphire]

I can do it home for free

[supple lotus]

I'd recommend doing a carriage ride in the winter, out in the country

its much nicer

hot beverage, nice nature... and horseshit

romantic

[pallid sapphire]

You seem to focus mostly on the horseshit

[supple lotus]

anyway - lunch

[proven tundra]

I'm a country boy
I'm used to the smell of cow/horse shit

[pallid sapphire]

I feel

[flint narwhal]

Winter is cold tho, camel riding and camping in the desert tho, good shit

[pallid sapphire]

Awww

[proven tundra]

[runic condor]

Not all greys are bad

[clear bough]

have a good launch

[shrewd gull]

Sure thing, Jotaro

[pallid sapphire]

But all greys are lyming alts

[clear bough]

technically mine rn is an alt lol

[pallid sapphire]

Banned

Thats against da rulez

[clear bough]

[proven tundra]

Then we need to ban sound and youyou again

[runic condor]

Oh no

[pliant chasm]

i was already kicked and banned by accident leave me out of this

[proven tundra]

[clear bough]

i just dont use my main for anything anymore

many bad memories

[pallid sapphire]

To late

[flint narwhal]

If only, sadly no stand or a french buddy

[pliant chasm]

Too*

[proven tundra]

*Two

[shrewd gull]

Hmmm

[proven tundra]

[orchid lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nKADhvmvl9Q

[flint narwhal]

If by chance you're french and down to travel to jordan, I will set up a camping trip and be jojo irl

[runic condor]

the day you'll have no ratmoji for a specific situation it'll be the end of the world

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

Holy fuck

[pliant chasm]

i got like 8 more

clone stacks

[shrewd gull]

I am not french :c

;c

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022248405566758992/1503478460222406868/Screenshot_20260511-212502_Instagram.jpg?ex=6a05792e&is=6a0427ae&hm=72e5ee3d387d72d369ba292a96b6443df6cc86f45dcb3271155cac74ff645af9&

[proven tundra]

@subtle sage you have alerted the horse

[shrewd gull]

Som peopl look at this and thibk foob

[proven tundra]

I think my neighbour would kill everyone if you tried to eat one of her horses

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-hungry-gif-11261551301554370204

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-chat-armored-core-hi-armored-core-hello-armored-core-hello-chat-gif-7992435107012111667

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-ariane-elster-dance-apnoiac-gif-9807235051634731525

[timid hollow]

ACHTUNG

[real aspen]

i may be getting surgery earlier than expected

im not getting my hopes up

but we did get a text from the healthcare agency

[proven tundra]

Sending good vibes

[snow tree]

Indeed was fun

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

have a happy dog

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

Thank you for this happy dog picture

[proven tundra]

Hello drooner

[rocky turtle]

i got pizza today

[proven tundra]

Big pog

[supple lotus]

I'll have peetsa laters

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-dmc-dante-dante-dmc-picmix-gif-3276011028726438580

I had peeba yesterday

[shrewd gull]

blehhh

hyprland

started using lua for their configuration

instead of hyprlang

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

just use niri

[cunning reef]

Fvwm is the only wm that matters

[verbal gate]

horse jerky

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/rawr-gif-16404495893311143238

[static axle]

As a payback for happy doggo pic

[verbal gate]

wonderful

I got a sudden hankering for sardines on toast for no reason

[upbeat verge]

well tbh

compared to the other place

this job is easier id say

[static axle]

damn, ivan working longtime arc?

[upbeat verge]

wdym longtime ive worked 2 days mfs

[static axle]

no i meant no quitting after 1week

[proven tundra]

There's still time

He's got three more days to quit

[snow tree]

Bro found an even easier job than stacking carton 🥀

[rocky turtle]

how is your cats doing ?

[wary jacinth]

anyone tested DLAA and/or smooth motion maybe?

[timber oxide]

Based

[snow tree]

Test it where?

[little depot]

person is woke?????

[timber oxide]

Yeah I woke up

[little depot]

pearson is kill

[wary jacinth]

i enabled it via nvidia app but dont see any difference so far

[snow tree]

Ah, can't tell ya, I don't use the green

[covert shard]

He looks preposterous. I like it

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-standoff-clint-eastwood-mexican-standoff-duel-gif-17886498191986627176

difference where?

[sick trail]

Yoooooo

[clear bough]

im so proud of myself

i havent said a 67 joke in almost 2 weeks now

holy fuck im forgetting words

[little depot]

are you indonesian

[orchid lynx]

you gotta enable core 1

[clear bough]

why

[little depot]

no particular reason

just a hunch

[proven tundra]

[clear bough]

[clear bough]

[orchid lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445494770435883050/1486314676999422164/ssstik.io_ducksvet_1774230366484.gif

[static axle]

woke up to early payday
paid bills njet money left

[covert shard]

An... Educated guess, you could say

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

[orchid lynx]

just make more money stupid

[maiden flare]

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

[frozen dragon]

Who r u?

[maiden flare]

I'm you

[frozen dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[rocky turtle]

[frozen dragon]

Hello there!

[timid hollow]

CAUTION CAUTION PULL UP PULL UP @verbal gate

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/rush-hour-you-and-me-me-and-you-yu-mee-gif-6521388707144075848

[static axle]

i tried working 12h shifts but bossmans werent happy so im back to 10h

i mean i have 250 left per week untill next payday so it aint that bad

[verbal gate]

genuinely one of my favorite missions, up there with the mission in Voslage

[timid hollow]

kinda love long day

first time i realized the ost is a banger

[frozen dragon]

Same at home.

[frozen dragon]

Who’s this?

[wary jacinth]

i have to check how it works now since the update added multithreading

[snow tree]

Bossmans kinda ass ngl

[static axle]

police officer from max payne

[snow tree]

What he thinks there will be less job?

[frozen dragon]

Ah, haven’t played.

[orchid lynx]

in the same tab that you went through to disable core 0 you go to the same one and go to core 1 and set the number to 2

[static axle]

i mean i kinda get it cause i barely do anything during the 10hours you know when you work long time and become efficient

[verbal gate]

man I love the ost for Operation Magic Spear but the mission is a pain in the ass lmao

[static axle]

should

[frozen dragon]

Good point.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376989939840978975/1399262547974029353/ezgif-43858ea0386d54.gif

[orchid lynx]

before you do this though you need to put peanut butter in your cd drive whilst a disc of the movie ace ventura pet detective is in the tray

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-sleepy-tired-blink-chill-gif-5624184

[static axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376989939840978975/1399262547974029353/ezgif-43858ea0386d54.gif

[frozen dragon]

Coooool.

[orchid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-speech-bubble-small-guy-with-a-sword-speech-bubble-gif-2288421216251484021

[frozen dragon]

Whatever.

[orchid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fish-kiss-kiss-chat-bubble-discord-gif-27600133

[frozen dragon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/997601277846503458/1101555103963566211/attachment-6.gif

[orchid lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1210496649625862195/1223921390013382656/ezgif-4-22cb7e45d7.gif

[verbal gate]

what is hzips

[snow tree]

If you can do 12h job in less than 10h bossman should pay you more

[static axle]

aaaw man, shit weather

[halcyon fossil]

good weather

[orchid lynx]

hzips

[verbal gate]

man I'll trade that any day

[static axle]

true i mean my 10h shift takes me like 3-4 hours

[frozen dragon]

Same shit.

[quiet yew]

@supple hemlock it was banned on a local basis a few times in the US, while the USSR had a stricter, total ban until the late 80s

[rocky turtle]

[quiet yew]

main reason was the critique of authoritarian regimes, which both of the nations were/are under

[static axle]

i mean rain good tho, clean road dust, water nature but not fun to go outside

[supple hemlock]

Cool fact

[halcyon fossil]

[supple hemlock]

I'll make up some time before bed to give it a read

[autumn eagle]

bro thinks he's John TopGun

[frozen dragon]

I see but we have to go to work, ye

[timid hollow]

i am hitman 1

[static axle]

yee

[rocky turtle]

u didnt played canto 8?

[frozen dragon]

How many of u?

[tiny apex]

Mod idea - checks accuweather or something, generates same ingame

[timid hollow]

it gets better every playtrough but yeah its still ass

[halcyon fossil]

i got a little further, fought ||night drifter||

[verbal gate]

ingame where?>

[static axle]

for what

[timid hollow]

uhhh 4 iirc

does my wso count as a element of a squadron?

[verbal gate]

no its only 3

[rocky turtle]

still didnt got to fun part aight thats good

[timid hollow]

yeah then 3

[autumn eagle]

prez everywhere mod ❤️‍🩹

[timid hollow]

me, comic, dipz

[frozen dragon]

Idk about such big numbers.

[verbal gate]

the runts of the SMC

[frozen dragon]

[timid hollow]

hopefully no squadron leader will die in a useless attempt of being a bait for the best enemy ace they ahve

[verbal gate]

a Wiseman once said nothing at all

[timid hollow]

that would be so stupid

[verbal gate]

because he got fucking obliterated

[timid hollow]

i also love how i got an s for every mission

except faceless soldier

fuck faceless soldier and bunker buster

[autumn eagle]

did you guys try nuclear option?

[timid hollow]

dont think my pc can run it

[autumn eagle]

i don't think it's too taxing

[olive coral]

[verbal gate]

this mission is memorable for me since I used it for testing the DLC planes lmao

[timid hollow]

3 minutes of waiting

[verbal gate]

fuck the ADFX series, my heart remains with Shinden

[proven tundra]

Nooooo the car fell

[rocky turtle]

@pallid sapphire @zealous depot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912013676301647922/1504108019427053638/New_toys.mp4?ex=6a05c940&is=6a0477c0&hm=970431779b6be729d5049da9f069f89ca2e4d5240d378a2ee8926cc55db4b0f8& nail shotgun

also smoke grenades and acid clouds grenades

[raven swan]

narumi you absolute gem 😭
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkaRBeQJ94s

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

tinkering with controller

[rocky turtle]

pizza arrived

[static axle]

pizza

[verbal gate]

big things happening here

[cunning reef]

elaborate

[verbal gate]

gunshots in a government building in the PH

[cunning reef]

in the wha

[timid hollow]

gonna love scripted stuff

[raven swan]

i thought you were going to say something like "cheese samdwich"

[verbal gate]

also, skillet brownie

[timid hollow]

mihaly tanked like 20 QAAMS and STD MSL before killing wiseman

but hey, s rank

[cunning reef]

type of brownie to make you go I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/QmKaCZru9mQ

[shrewd gull]

Lua is evil :c

[verbal gate]

I think I've done a time where I shot him with an entire planes worth of standard gun ammo after saving it all mission

[cunning reef]

its python but different

[timid hollow]

AH FUCK NO I ALWAYS FORGET THAT ONE

[verbal gate]

I fucking hate discord youtube for not having adblock, I be listening to the music and get a damn hotdog advert

[static axle]

ok so gyro on mouse mode aint gud

[timid hollow]

at least i know there is good stuff coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu9eFrZf3N4&list=RDTu9eFrZf3N4&start_radio=1

[pallid sapphire]

[timid hollow]

[verbal gate]

I don't wanna be gray no more

[halcyon fossil]

yap more

[timid hollow]

@flat violet

[jagged oxide]

Get out of my face i just want to read and type in general😭😭

[tiny notch]

errmmm does that say stalker

!topic

[solid sundial]

@tiny notch

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@tiny notch

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[static axle]

@cunning bronze

[smoky stump]

Kid told me to race, falls over, eats shit, starts crying, I take his 50 bucks he bet and leave

[shrewd gull]

rah

[verbal gate]

Man fuck discord mobile, you can't send videos but you can load ads on yt video in crisp 1080p

They fear the power of remake Zelda

[oblique belfry]

they really overhauled the steam market

its really good

like combining variants of 1 item into 1 page

even shows different listings in 1 page

damn

[autumn eagle]

wait thats how the steam marketplace looks now?

[oblique belfry]

its currently on beta

but yes

[autumn eagle]

holy

[upbeat verge]

i quickly got reminded what its like to work with people in sales
@sick trail @shrewd gull @tiny notch @oblique belfry @static axle
RETARDS DONT KNOW WTF THEY WANT AND ACT CONFUSEF WHEN U CANT READ THEIR MINDS

[oblique belfry]

you can opt out and go back to old one

[tiny notch]

cal fell a bit early

[oblique belfry]

human mind and its faults

[verbal gate]

Nintendo hates fan projects

[tiny notch]

free my man

he did nothing wrong

!topic

[solid sundial]

@tiny notch

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

want x thing
ok what size and length u want from the one with wire or nah or the 5 different kinds for fluids
idk they told me to get this

istg

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

if they didnt told the guy its not technically his fault

[upbeat verge]

das what im sayin

[verbal gate]

Nintendoll shit their ass when they find out Yoshi is surprisingly popular for substances like this

[upbeat verge]

even if they are the ones buying it for themselves

they can be confused

idk retard research
the shop cant know what youre gonna need it for

[cunning reef]

dont think nintendo had anything to do with that one

[verbal gate]

I'm just saying their folks'll have a hemorrhage when they find out there's all kinda drugs with the design of a Nintendo character on it

[upbeat verge]

also i got spooked i forgot i had pda notification sound on my phone

[cunning reef]

just walk into a smoke shop lol

copyright infringement city

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gigachad-sneak-gif-gif-26526196

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

[tiny notch]

why does cal have a red saber lol

[proven tundra]

It's all they had left at the store

[rocky turtle]

smartass

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/2054532275375669697

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Johnny Somali could face an even longer prison sentence after another “severe punishment” petition was filed by a new victim

The streamer's lawyer has also dropped him as a client

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 13, 2026, 12:00 PM

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

he's special

[oblique belfry]

[flat violet]

Talk in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[rocky turtle]

game is trying to tell me something

[oblique belfry]

bring back offtopic xp

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d_BAtj15BFM

commense bonking

[cinder gyro]

fuck i love zubrowka vodka

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

no more random ass target swaps ?

[oblique belfry]

aloo

[static axle]

watch short

it funny

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[frank hearth]

https://fixvx.com/OWCavalry/status/2054547714424148002

Overwatch Cavalry (@OWCavalry)

New #Overwatch x Fortnite Trailer 🪂

Featuring skins for DVa, Genji, Tracer, and Mercy.

🗓️ Available: May 14

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 13, 2026, 1:02 PM

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

ah, all the shit ones

[oblique belfry]

vro

🥀

they shortened genji's sword 😭

[latent hazel]

Lord please it would be so fucking funny

[oblique belfry]

also why the fuck dva has a sword

[latent hazel]

God I fucking hate fortnite

How did the game become slop corporatism so quickly

[frank hearth]

they went with the OW2 suit

[latent hazel]

In like 1-2 years of battle royale coming out

[oblique belfry]

i mean

og overwatch is like ancient glyphs at this point

[latent hazel]

Like fortnite is an equivalent of a times square ad shield disguised as a video game

[oblique belfry]

they keep acting like it doesnt exist

[oblique belfry]

funnily enough

they did a whole ass snoop dogg concert there

both ingame and in times square

also

reused voicelines

🥀

ew

[timid hollow]

how

in the name of god

shall i get 73k

this is my fourth of fifth playtrough

[somber geode]

the most gooner game of today vs the most gooner game of all time

[frank hearth]

[rocky turtle]

@static axle its that time again

[halcyon fossil]

fortnite is a gooner game...?

where has bro been on the internet

[thick plover]

@pliant chasm I DID IT

FUUUUUCK

[arctic flicker]

new weekly strategem for SM2 was absurdly easy

[thick plover]

took me long enough to get the final epoch

[arctic flicker]

70% HP reduction lol

[thick plover]

I was legit missing some of the best cards in the game

WTF

[oblique belfry]

inferno 👀

[halcyon fossil]

yooo the kill yourself card

[thick plover]

tear assunder

its all over the screen

[oblique belfry]

surely you will get em both

[thick plover]

time to play necrobinder cus shes my least played

hoorah

[shrewd gull]

Wish there were more games like https://store.steampowered.com/app/1771980/The_Operator/

Steam

The Operator

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• Investigate Crimes: Solve cases such as murders,…

Price

$13.99

Recommendations

7922

Metacritic

78

[upbeat verge]

Jesus christ pipes and fittings and valves and naylon shit and shade sheets @halcyon fossil

[thick plover]

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[cunning reef]

SHIT makes collab with FART

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6EcmHwpznw

@left mantle

turns out

new mandate is bonkers

[marsh cargo]

so
papers please but with a police coat of paint

[shrewd gull]

League of legends

[halcyon fossil]

death

[thick plover]

BOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAAAT

BOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAAAT

I LOVE MY LIFE

[oblique belfry]

hmm

do powers count

[shrewd gull]

Bwah

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

funi mandate got a rework again

[thick plover]

prolly not

going a otsy build doe

so fuck cares

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

My background noise just goes "get brutally molested" and theres the defile attack on my screen so I laughed

[frank hearth]

i am being consumed by the dungeon once again

help

[halcyon fossil]

two hellion i know what you are

[thick plover]

I am so glad I look in here and see normal darkest dungeon

and then I look at brainfart and I just see darkest titties (heavily modded darkest dungeon)

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

its actually miserable

you look at that human in there playing darkest dungeon and its just tits on his screen

[marsh cargo]

aaah yes the DD mods are pretty wild

[static axle]

Again

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-gun-who-pinged-me-ping-gif-16993835166890634442

[rocky turtle]

yeap

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide

[tiny notch]

dont threaten me with a good picture

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTTTTTTTTT

AYE AYE AYE AYE

only good choice is kinda miserable doe ngl

holy fuck

@oblique belfry actual jackpot

[marsh cargo]

slaying the spire

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

i hope slay spire 2 goes on sale one of these days

[oblique belfry]

wots protector

[thick plover]

the upgraded version of the card you start with

[little depot]

Hello fellow soup

[oblique belfry]

max hp damage

[little depot]

Osty is actually broken

[thick plover]

hes doing 25 damage turn 1

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

I ALSO GOT DEBILITATE JUST NOW

GG GG

ABSOLUTE MAX WIN

[fallow viper]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5XEFc1EmAko?si=Qu5jsOuzDm4WsoqP

[thick plover]

IT TURNS INTO A 0 COST

WAIT

OH MY GOD

[flat violet]

My big dog posted in here?

We are back

[marsh cargo]

[little depot]

Your final challenge

Let yo b go through your phone

[oblique belfry]

aw hell naw jigsaw you trippin

[pliant chasm]

tear ass blunder my beloved

[rocky turtle]

situation update @static axle

[proven tundra]

Terrible idea
I need to delete my paradox mod screenshot folder

[thick plover]

the balance is impeccable

i love my chud skelehand

[pliant chasm]

i need to do an osty run

[thick plover]

its just braindeath

funni

[rocky turtle]

fuck

[pliant chasm]

yea
i just haven't done it in a while

other necro cards are just too good

tbh you just need unleash
that shi busted

[thick plover]

104 damage on turn 3 on the knowledge demon

ggwp

[little depot]

Oh did u finally beat das future

[thick plover]

I beat him on turn on turn 5

I LOVE OTSY

I LOVE OTSY

[little depot]

They should nerf Necro to the ground

It would be very funny

[thick plover]

nerf thing in pve game

how abt we just buff defect

cus defect is putrid ass and has 1 viable build

[tiny notch]

i pray to the force that those jedi 3 leaks are real

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

There's a Jedi 3?

[quiet abyss]

Luke Ratwalker

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Man i dont wanna go to work

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

Work is full of stupid coworkers

[tiny notch]

ye

[quiet abyss]

I dont want to fix peoples mistakes

I wanna go nap

[tiny notch]

itll apparently include dark side cal

[little depot]

Next thing yore gonna tell me there's an Alan wake 2

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-17207463123958043127

wtf is that back guy doin

[pallid sapphire]

Azu Woke 2