╟❓general-offtopic

[grand aspen]

Then how comes im not banned huh

[tiny notch]

who has the oldest spam message in this server

[grand aspen]

Are you collecting them?

[tiny notch]

i cant be arsed to click 9 buttons

[pallid sapphire]

Hes bacc

I forgor

Wild Azu pic

[little depot]

Clicked 18 to type this

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-jesse-walter-white-gif-25245234

i assure you i am no suvalence tool

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349805344863424634/1493099975993987174/RDT_20260413_0706016947713317026978948.gif

[little depot]

Is that fucking

The chudjack

[upbeat verge]

reference?

[frail leaf]

@sharp flint (tedelgamblero) has been banned for reason: Breached account kekw

[pallid sapphire]

Oh wtf

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[grand aspen]

skill issue tbh

[nocturne aurora]

wasnt this dude with the bell nearly shot and sentenced to 10yrs because he was an pdf?

[oblique belfry]

???????????

[upbeat verge]

what?

how

[little depot]

What

[upbeat verge]

ted isn't this dumb

[oblique belfry]

props got hacked

[copper vapor]

ted's rich he don't need to click free nitro scam

[arctic flicker]

sadge

[pallid sapphire]

No?

[upbeat verge]

no shit doge

[covert shard]

The gif one or the guy that just got banned

[copper vapor]

I clean mine regularly or I'd have hundreds from 2022

[nocturne aurora]

the dude in the gif

[upbeat verge]

like the thing with the scam steam bait is deeper than that

[pallid sapphire]

Noooo

[copper vapor]

yea ted did get hacked, I just got the usual scam dm

[covert shard]

He has been apprehended for harrasment and assault

[upbeat verge]

there's something else going on that makes people get hacked

[nocturne aurora]

ah

[upbeat verge]

he can't be that dumb

[pallid sapphire]

Dude in the gif had a mental episode

[covert shard]

"Went postal"

[upbeat verge]

unless he had a weak password or didn't have 2fa enabled

[olive coral]

NO WAY AHAHAHAHHA

[upbeat verge]

but even then u can get hacked tbh

[pallid sapphire]

Actualy he went Dresden

[upbeat verge]

if your pc is infected with a keylogger or something else they just take your cookie data and it's gg

[pallid sapphire]

He thought he was a book character

[left mantle]

Yeah you need to find a way to clear all sessions and even then you might need to go further still

[covert shard]

Well fuck

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

well i thought he wasn't that dumb

I might've been wrong

bro tryna download those sketchy skyrim porn mods

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

[sick trail]

They get you when you get your funny mods via .exe's

[celest plank]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

first rusbot now him

[oblique belfry]

shouldn't have gotten hacked

he dmed me just now as well

with the scam

[celest plank]

the red meming

[covert shard]

The ultimate downfall

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-frey-hahaha-laughing-evil-gif-4893368

[sick trail]

I like how all the achievements regarding the extra content is all rare

[celest plank]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-UnuqxXwAANsrl.gif

[oblique belfry]

thank you soldier boy

[sick trail]

BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO GET TO EM

[upbeat verge]

omg

[pallid sapphire]

Its a miracle @raven swan didnt get hacked yet with the best hackers living in his country

[left mantle]

Also painfully true.

[upbeat verge]

this map I can tell will make me sweat and tweak the fk out
@sick trail

its cultists around every corner

[covert shard]

Private. Fall out and Goon!

[celest plank]

lettuce would sell his password for 7 slices of goat cheese

[tiny notch]

no thank you

[covert shard]

Schizophrenia simulator, but the voices are actually real

[left mantle]

Like it's crazy how the writing quality dropped the fuck off after they no longer had a concrete base of already told story

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/the-smartest-predator-real-science-an-iq-too-high-gif-2180560086852266128

[pallid sapphire]

I offer 8

[covert shard]

I might need an job

[sick trail]

"Wonder if there's a secret wall there"

[upbeat verge]

🖕

🖕

[pallid sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

fuck you game

[sick trail]

NO IT'S JUST A FUCKING LEDGE LMAO

[covert shard]

🪖

[celest plank]

They tried to debloat the books too hard and made it shallow as fuck

[celest plank]

Like by season 8 you feel like daenerys' crew and cersei's crew are the only people alive in westeros

who tf are those people at the end 😭

[covert shard]

Imagine playing those crime scene cleaning simulators

Or even that one when you had to clean Santa's workshop after he went ballisitic on the elfs

[celest plank]

I wonder how kingdom come would smell

[covert shard]

Cheesy as shit.

[celest plank]

shit and mud being everywhere

[left mantle]

shitty.

[celest plank]

or better yet, imagine the house in re7

[left mantle]

Literally.

[celest plank]

[quiet abyss]

The horny vrchat worlds would smell so fucking disgusting

[covert shard]

Asbestos and black mold

[quiet abyss]

[celest plank]

digital cancer

[left mantle]

Like these people aren't full bathing so they likely smell fucking awful as shit by our standards

[raven swan]

Hey hey don't confuse your felonies, we're scammers over here, hacking is a more russian and Chinese thing

[upbeat verge]

diving suit behind the wall if u blow up tnt
not a secret
@sick trail

[covert shard]

Nuglre hive world from wartide

[celest plank]

tech support, as you call it

[raven swan]

Mhm

[covert shard]

Polish?

[quiet abyss]

Nurgle, Darktide and hive city

[covert shard]

Oh? You are Indian?

[quiet abyss]

You had one job

[raven swan]

You don't know? Oh you sweet child

[copper vapor]

11 min video to say "I'm too old to give a shit anymore"

[left mantle]

Clearly does give a shit

[covert shard]

I am not a Warhammer fanboy like you. I have not decorated the chapergs by name

[quiet abyss]

[pallid sapphire]

ok hackerman

[blazing maple]

oh ted just dm'd me

wonderful

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

the other possible answer is that most forums don't even exist anymore

[quiet abyss]

Is scam

[left mantle]

Nobody makes an 11 minute video like that without caring a litte, if he wanted money he just needed the 8 minute mark

[blazing maple]

gasp

[covert shard]

You ain't gonna send a link to my DM and the moment I say hi, you are not gonna send a yottabyte bomb to me. Right?

You wouldn't be such evil

[copper vapor]

careful sending screenshots of that lol

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1493552201883451564/mistorbeast.gif

[blazing maple]

how is this mr beast scam getting everyone

[blazing maple]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G6vJSjBa0AMICS_.gif

[left mantle]

We're like one bad ragequit read from seeing someone evaporate

[copper vapor]

ted fell for the thai femboy and also got hacked in the process

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

ye

[upbeat verge]

I HATE BONE EELSSSSSSSSSS MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
@sick trail I HATE THEM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[upbeat verge]

I posted a video about this earlier its actualyl very interesting the way it happens

[blazing maple]

oh I'm sure it was sucessfully!

[upbeat verge]

and theoretically it can happen to any one of you

[timber oxide]

Amazing

[upbeat verge]

including the mods

[pallid sapphire]

Iedy not posting gooner shit for once

Hes hacked

[proven tundra]

Can't happen to me

Skill issue

[pallid sapphire]

Now im Ratdad

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

what is my teacher doing

[left mantle]

The scammer could be any one of us!
It could be you.
It could be me.
It could even be...

[pallid sapphire]

The deed is done

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

Stop doing OF

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Has awoken

[proven tundra]

Welcome to Wednesday

[timber oxide]

The best part about my discord account is that I myself don't even know the password for it anymore

[copper vapor]

same... I have it written down somewhere but no clue what it is lul

I hate auto login

[proven tundra]

They're stealing session tokens instead of passwords nowadays aren't they

Bypassing passwords and 2fa all together

[copper vapor]

what even are those

[sick trail]

[proven tundra]

So when you're going back and forth on an app or webpage
Your browser remembers that you've signed in to the service with a session token

So you're not logging in over and over when you're using your bank app etc

It's not exact but close enough imo

[covert shard]

Today's lunch

[proven tundra]

Needs some alcohol

5/10

[covert shard]

Working hours

[timber oxide]

And?

Get drunk

[proven tundra]

Did I stutter

[covert shard]

And I work with cars

[timber oxide]

And?

They forbid drunk driving because it's awesome, not because it's dangerous

[covert shard]

No weed

[timber oxide]

Trust

[timber oxide]

Good, weed sucks

[covert shard]

Ah, just like driving with the e brake on, BC you drift everywhere

[timber oxide]

Exactly

[proven tundra]

The medical community has suppressed all the studies that confirm this
Trust

[covert shard]

Just like tobacco?

[timber oxide]

Every report saying that drunk driving causes accidents is fabricated

[copper vapor]

[noble basin]

Its not the drunk drivers causing them
Its the drunk crashers

[timber oxide]

The people who can't handle their alcohol

[noble basin]

Cant handle the handle

[timber oxide]

Alcohol gives you superpowers and redbull gives you wings

[real aspen]

Best part about having a compact gf is grabbing her and going home when she's taking too long at the mall

[noble basin]

Together they make you homelander

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[timber oxide]

You're single

[covert shard]

One time... I was stopped at my school entrance due to alcohol inhalation

The thing is.

I was drinking a monster

[timber oxide]

How did it taste?

[proven tundra]

[covert shard]

And according to the director, caffeine counts as a alcohol beverage to him

[uneven sapphire]

what the hell is agnes tachyon playing

[covert shard]

Like battery acid

[noble basin]

So all the teachers are drinking then

[covert shard]

Yes.

[oblique belfry]

invincible time

[uneven sapphire]

[covert shard]

I still pray to whatever deity that controls earth that a fire hits my school and burns it to the ground

Key detail

[timber oxide]

Must've been a lightning dragon

[covert shard]

I already graduated

[timber oxide]

You were drinking monsters in the back alley

[covert shard]

I just hate that school and my schoolmates with a burning passion, expect one, he is kinda chill

But the rest MY GOD

[sour rivet]

invincible is cancelled
removing all watched episodes from your brain

[copper vapor]

they can't hurt you anymore bruv, let go

[oblique belfry]

first 3 mins

already a cinema

[covert shard]

I will, but now story time!

[timber oxide]

I hate my school and my university but I never hated my classmates, with the few exceptions of people who were genuine assholes

Which were rare

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/we-don't-care-gif-1061575578920733370

[covert shard]

One time on a grand Friday, some crackhead ass mfers decided it would be a Great idea to throw like: a 4 pound paper ball onto a tv

[copper vapor]

[celest plank]

🥹

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-mario-luigi-gif-13780668

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[celest plank]

would you crack marlow though

[covert shard]

A scrumptious meal

[left mantle]

Now this is a throwback

[covert shard]

I did the mario baby

[snow tree]

Whats crackin my favourite crackers

[covert shard]

2 snickers and a off brand energy drink

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-movie-shorty-killer-nothing-nothin-gif-23959995

[celest plank]

i saw a raccoon my ||pal. ||

[snow tree]

I saw bober

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-rizz-face-aj-big-justice-gif-11358477961824563585

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wasa-1--k01KPV0CMGEKJ5EMGGPQFXSRY8F

[tiny notch]

"can i use your discord to send a message in my discord"

[real aspen]

It's a pickup line dummy

[snow tree]

Yooooooooo, good snackin

[covert shard]

Everyone in panic?

Or it was Just "panic"?

[celest plank]

talking as if youve had one

[copper vapor]

it's called "scary movie" in english

[left mantle]

The electricity because I accidentally set my voltage too high from my supply for an experiment i'm doing and it arced.

[covert shard]

The name of that movie in Portuguese is like: "Todo mundo em panico"

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tl-5dTBPOw

[snow tree]

You cooked it or nah?

[timber oxide]

If that's a pickup line then I found the reason why you're single

[covert shard]

Brazil's translate of movies is wacky as shit

[left mantle]

nah, it's fine

[celest plank]

just now?

[snow tree]

🙏

[timber oxide]

Another reason*

[covert shard]

Since most of the time, movies like: "The thing" get translated to: "the Otherworld Enigma"

[celest plank]

another another another another

[quiet abyss]

What the fuck

[covert shard]

I shit you not

[snow tree]

[celest plank]

The og terminator in polish was translated to "the electronic murderer"

[snow tree]

No it wasnt

[snow tree]

Maybe for you in the podlasie it was

[timber oxide]

Bro I wrote an entire essay for my translation class about how the polish movie title translations suck ass

[covert shard]

Prob Warhammer is gonna be translated to some shit like: "War of the hammer: Battle between worlds"

[covert shard]

I am most positive

Or they are just gonna slap the OG name and try to pronunciate in a broken english

[noble basin]

Sick cover

[snow tree]

Poster is straight up aura ngl

[timber oxide]

"40 thousand buff dudes in space"

[celest plank]

polish posters do be like that

[covert shard]

Too fruity

[covert shard]

Looks like solaris

[celest plank]

based on a polish book

[timber oxide]

"40 thousand definitely not gey buff dudes in space fucking aliens hard"

[celest plank]

[celest plank]

gae ... in outer space

[noble basin]

Thats what they do in fr*nce, it hurts my ears everytime

[timber oxide]

In the gey darkness of the geydark

[covert shard]

Very rare of times, translated names actually make some kinda of sense like die hard.

Which on Portuguese translation goes like: "hard to kill."

[timber oxide]

glass trap

[covert shard]

Or like: "mission impossible" which is "mission impossible: insert number"

[celest plank]

MODERATOR TEAM, THIS IS THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE FROM 1992 WHICH HAD DIFFERENT STANDARDS AT THE TIME AND TRIES TO BE SATIRIC ABOUT IT'S IRONIC MESSAGE. I AM ONLY SHARING THIS FOR EDUCATION PURPOSES FOR THE SAKE OF THE CURRENT CHAT'S CONTEXT.

||https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/||

[timber oxide]

I'm not clicking that

[celest plank]

missing out on peak

[noble basin]

Bruh

[covert shard]

Oh... My god

[timber oxide]

holy shit

[covert shard]

Oh right I am sorry, the name of Brazil translated movies are required to have some shitty one liner in the poster

[snow tree]

This movie's budget was a total of 3.9 Danish Krone, all of which went to the barber for the hairstyles.

[covert shard]

Like this

"the otherworldy engima. The maximum in alien horror"

[snow tree]

Wasn't this stuff hand painted btw?

[timber oxide]

nah man it's ai generated trust

[covert shard]

In 1972?

[timber oxide]

Poland is more advanced than you think

[covert shard]

No space program. Still

[timber oxide]

Space is boring

Why go to space when all the alcohol is here

[covert shard]

Kerbal space program is calling

[noble basin]

Bring the alcohol to space

[covert shard]

And make a polish Yugo?

[celest plank]

magnates and wizards (1968) pioneered in visual effects and defined the dark medieval genre of movies

[copper vapor]

you're boring

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

Top 10 comebacks from 2016 is calling, they want you.

[timber oxide]

starmsemctorm

[timber oxide]

Your mom

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/xbox-live-gif-24453032

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/things-have-learnt-walk-that-gif-11089140048080542662

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/supa-hot-fire-gif-4972452

[covert shard]

Wait... I do have a Lovecraft book

Let me see if I can fetch it

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[halcyon fossil]

laundry day

[covert shard]

Her camo is not fully regenerated today

Ooh shit, got even a FNAF book.

[copper vapor]

2016? sweet summer child we were using this in the 90s

[pliant chasm]

sweet summer child users should be skinned and hanged

[covert shard]

Bing, pow! Baraba, boom. POW

[covert shard]

Where did the "my sweet summer child" came from, btw?

[pliant chasm]

reddit

[covert shard]

FNAF SILVER EYES even...

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/VideoArtGame/status/2046695475714163167?s=20 calling all darkness lovers

VideoArtGame (@VideoArtGame)

The Darkness (2007)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 9:00 PM

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/qd8Leyt5w9K.gif

[noble basin]

Aint that from game of thrones?

[copper vapor]

dunno where it came from but it's older than reddit

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

darkness 2 gets hate for no reason

[pliant chasm]

ik
it's a joke

[sour rivet]

darkness 2 is prolly one of my most replayed games

[pliant chasm]

darkness 3 in 2027

trust

[sour rivet]

on xbox atrleast

[pliant chasm]

i played it on pc

i found it when i didn't have any games to play

it was on a site that some dude with a vergil pfp wrote

goat

[sour rivet]

a disk with the darkness 3 on it appeared on a playstation showcase a few years back
i do not remember if the showcase was real or fake

[pliant chasm]

i was right

it was reddit

[pliant chasm]

darkness 1 remaster

[sour rivet]

sell the ip to digital extrenmes

since they made 2

[covert shard]

A book

[pliant chasm]

reddit the book

same thing

[covert shard]

Bet

[copper vapor]

[uneven sapphire]

Lets ball

[upbeat verge]

another shoutout to this channel https://www.youtube.com/@EricParker/videos

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[vital venture]

Shout out to my barber I havent been to in 2 years

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ip-address-essex--k01KPV20XGC35K3ZXFTXYHY4XDP

[vital venture]

We know about the sink

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

TCUP

[arctic hawk]

say icup

[vital venture]

Alright guess we are doing all the 2014 barely a teen bits

Who?

[covert shard]

Spell:"icup"

[sour rivet]

eye cuh uh puh

https://fixvx.com/oldbutgamer/status/2046606269331526042?s=20 boycott the remake if this isnt in it

Old But Gamer (@oldbutgamer)

Yeni Black Flag'te okyanus bize Gemi hediye edecek mi? 🤠🏴‍☠️

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 3:05 PM

[left mantle]

I remember this

it was peak

[brittle karma]

huge chopsticks

[sour rivet]

heartwarming: ocean returns the jackdaw to wholesome captain kenway

crew included

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

huge plates too

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/5KwXmuSeyyg?si=5PdnRPopeJ3h4Zer i had this happen to me

[copper vapor]

and the deck is somehow dry

[sour rivet]

good crew members

[green granite]

Some Synchronization I see

[copper vapor]

spicy sauce on my pasta

my tongue feels funny

[sour rivet]

poison

[copper vapor]

I'm not married to

what'sherface from horny's gate 3

minthara

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

WE STILL HAVE OUR INSTA KILL PARRY IN THE REMAKE

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle nvm this is the full patch

BRO

[arctic flicker]

My teammates were glorpshit, also we lost that match

[oblique belfry]

FUCK ARE THESE BUFFS

[left mantle]

HO<Y BUFF

DOGE IS WINNING FOR A PATCH FOR ONCE

[oblique belfry]

FOR SUP THAM

[oblique belfry]

BROTHER WHERE ARE MY TOP TK BUFFS

ITS DEAD

[marsh lodge]

When can we get a mod that adds this?

[copper vapor]

the fuck is "grander" supposed to mean

[copper vapor]

add this to what game

[sour rivet]

good question

we will see tomorrow

[marsh lodge]

Gamma

[copper vapor]

HIT' EM LADS

[tiny notch]

the witcher 3 has the same thing where the water goes under the boat and its so weird as the boats just float with an aura of no water

[tiny notch]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@marsh lodge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[tiny notch]

dumbass

[copper vapor]

they're made in hydrophobic material

[tiny notch]

mods ban em

[torpid glacier]

The takedown animations are unironically great. People play too much souls games and think every game needs to rail your ass, seeing edward or connor fuck up 4 dudes in a row in a sick ass animation is wonderful.

[marsh lodge]

Then the fuck do we talk about general stalker stuff

[tiny notch]

[torpid glacier]

Bro

[left mantle]

Seriously though why did we rework shyv if you're just gonna push her back to her old builds

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-huh-meme-funny-what-gif-13757300940814596109

[copper vapor]

kill his dog

[marsh lodge]

Oh no ma dawg

[covert shard]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@marsh lodge

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[torpid glacier]

Maybe the five thousand channels that aren't the specific channel that says no stalker, idk man.

[marsh lodge]

Newbies chat always has that one guy that says to move it here

[copper vapor]

go to #╓☢stalker-chat then

[covert shard]

Oflin?

[left mantle]

Well tell them to fuck off.

[copper vapor]

or ignore that guy

[left mantle]

Because they're wrong.

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[covert shard]

Said Dumbledore, calmly

[copper vapor]

reply with FAK OFF M8 ILL FOKKIN SHANK YOU SWARE ON ME MUM

[marsh lodge]

Mkay, will do

[marsh lodge]

Man understands what man is putting down, styll fam

[torpid glacier]

People need to be more comfortable not letting some dickass tell you you're wrong, especially IRL. At college right now and the amount of times people just take some bullshit from someone else because they don't wanna be rude.

[left mantle]

If it's about gamma it goes in the gamma channels.

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle

[covert shard]

.... Ma'am... This is a #╟❓general-offtopic may I ask your order?

[left mantle]

I've survived on less whatley

[torpid glacier]

Wrong reply lmao

[torpid glacier]

Meant for this fella

[oblique belfry]

i feel like this is a buff for just early laning phase

[left mantle]

Wow no shit

[covert shard]

Fak off, Aussie

[left mantle]

Sorry, but that was kind of obvious

[covert shard]

Go back to eat fuckin' vegimite with some kangaroo meat

[oblique belfry]

which is pointless since tahm is already useless in early laning phase

without R

[covert shard]

Go wrestle a crocodile or something

[marsh lodge]

Oh it was harris

[real aspen]

that's florida

aussies get drowned by kangaroos

[covert shard]

No no, they wrestle crocs in aussie

[sour rivet]

we have a lot of crocs in florida

[covert shard]

It just gets overshadowed by the common kangaroo fight

[torpid glacier]

You're from florida?

wtf

I'm so sorry to hear

[real aspen]

no he's from georgia

the fake one

[left mantle]

could be worse

[sour rivet]

no im from florida

i live in georgia now

[real aspen]

damn

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/o2r0.gif

[sour rivet]

death

[torpid glacier]

I'm from... Arizona... 😀 Gets fucking mag dumped

[covert shard]

Georgia? From Florida to europe

[copper vapor]

[insert that Wolfenstein The New Colossus clip]

[left mantle]

Shame what happened to your acting career

[sour rivet]

yup

[copper vapor]

bro had it on speed dial

[sour rivet]

i remembered that i had it downloaded still

[covert shard]

I'm from Brazil 🥀 starts dancing samba and playing football

[torpid glacier]

In front of the big ler?

Smh my head

[sour rivet]

im not in europe

[covert shard]

Ler?

[torpid glacier]

Charlie Chaplin

Obviously

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/vhM3.gif

[covert shard]

A, Georgia united states... Lucky that you ain't on kentucky

[covert shard]

God, that graffiti is from 2012

[sour rivet]

"lucky im not in x" motherfucker EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA IS A SHITHOLE

[covert shard]

Could be worse

California...

Wyoming

Montana...

[sour rivet]

SIRE THERE IS A TYRANT RULING THE COUNTRY

[covert shard]

Michigan

[torpid glacier]

Everywhere in the world is a shithole to some degree, and anytime someone is like "Well this country..." No, it's also a shithole.

Everywhere sucks

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/super-sentai-ninja-sentai-kakuranger-1--k01KPV3NA816PPDE81K2N312Y1C

[torpid glacier]

I agree

[sour rivet]

texas

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/BE3OP2f-bz8?si=OeFamu1yzu44aewF

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-marvel-vs-campcom-umvc3-gif-11277829843529469568

[copper vapor]

"forgotten" weapon

[sour rivet]

i'd take nemesis tbh

i will show him the stars

..
maybe i should have worded that better

[covert shard]

This one you mean? @sour rivet

[sour rivet]

dude you dont need to double ping

[covert shard]

He is gonna impale you

[torpid glacier]

When nemesis wants to find stars so I tell him to look up

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-stars-resident-evil3-biohazard-umbrella-gif-25024644

[sour rivet]

whenthe stars are covered by light polution

[covert shard]

This shit looks scarier than the remake counterpart

[copper vapor]

stretched head looks funny in the remake

[pure compass]

why does he exist anyways?

[torpid glacier]

It's funny how umbrella is obsessed with viruses and bioweapons, but if they just sell whatever the fuck makes the tyrants leather jackets 100% bulletproof against 99% of calibres, they'd be making unbelievable bank.

[covert shard]

An B.O.W made on demand to hunt down high value targets in a very short amount of time

[sour rivet]

why does anything umbrella create exist

[torpid glacier]

It's just a BDSM jacket and shit is bullet immune

[sour rivet]

and yet

bitch cant even swim

[covert shard]

Hence he says: "Stars", since he was coded to hunt down the remaining members of stars

[covert shard]

It's just Balenciaga, who cares

[torpid glacier]

The thing is the raccoon city incident was meant to wipe people out/test the capabilities of viruses, so when they found out "Oh shit, there are like, people who are witnesses and can actively expose us." they sent out the tyrants like nemesis or mr X to silence them.

[pure compass]

no hes supposed to bring us to a new age of space travel

[torpid glacier]

It's why nemesis swats zombies away. He doesn't give a shit about anyone but the important people who could potentially expose umbrella.

[proven tundra]

[pure compass]

"we have pinkertons at home"

[torpid glacier]

Mr X already looks like Ross

I'm not even like, trying to be funny. They do look very similar, oddly.

Milton

sorry

not ross

[torpid glacier]

Do these motherfuckers not look similar

Genuinely

[upbeat verge]

no.

[torpid glacier]

Dawg

[pliant chasm]

similar fits

[torpid glacier]

I mean the face, the face itself looks oddly alike.

Not a mirror twin

[upbeat verge]

shut up twin

[copper vapor]

both faces look like they went through a creese grater

[torpid glacier]

I love you too girlypop

[real aspen]

what do you call a hello kitty fan?

[copper vapor]

a hello kitty fan

[torpid glacier]

12

actual toddler

[pliant chasm]

🚬

[proven tundra]

We might have to kill sab

[torpid glacier]

He asked that question like he's actively trying to find a slur for someone he's arguing with online

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

A red flag.

[pliant chasm]

i gave him an answer anyways

[upbeat verge]

[real aspen]

it's for ivan

[torpid glacier]

Liking hello kitty because you love the positivity and shit is absolutely not a red flag, thinking hello kitty likes knives and drugs is weird.

[upbeat verge]

fuck you

[left mantle]

Figures you'd have no humor

[real aspen]

i love you too oomf :3

[upbeat verge]

I LIKE KUROMI

GET IT RIGHT

if youre gonna insult me

[torpid glacier]

Show us your pinterest account

I'm curious now

[upbeat verge]

dont have one

i just have a plus

[copper vapor]

we found the hello kitty fan

[upbeat verge]

plush*

[real aspen]

who is kuromi

sounds goth

[pliant chasm]

next ivan will be asking what thigh highs look best

[torpid glacier]

I just know the character itself is meant for children and to spread positivity, I don't see much inherently wrong with that. Kind of like being into MLP as an adult. Oh well, people can like what they want as long as you aren't misinterpreting it to act like it's not just a kids show.

[torpid glacier]

He'll post an amazon basics link, typical rookie.

[marsh cargo]

@green granite you have to be shitting

[upbeat verge]

i like kuromi because the plushie is cute

fuckinghell people

[torpid glacier]

Ivan when he finds out that people are allowed to like things and have interests

[pliant chasm]

gamma pipeline claims another

[torpid glacier]

Bros getting his pipe claimed

[pliant chasm]

other way around

[upbeat verge]

AUUUUUU I LOVE TIRAMISU

[copper vapor]

what did I miss

[copper vapor]

bro howls like a wolf when he likes something 💀

[pliant chasm]

ivan having a hello kittie plushie

[upbeat verge]

kuromi*

[copper vapor]

oh

[upbeat verge]

hello kitty is the blanket not the plushie

omggg those coffee dipped biscotti

AAAA

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-girl-talk-fast-online-chat-gif-16273991575876544877

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-mod-meme-funny-funny-memes-gif-1661535248418814375

[real aspen]

stop making me hungry guh

[brittle karma]

holy gap closing

[green granite]

How are u getting key

[marsh cargo]

keel weebs

[green granite]

I have grinded but havent gotten keys

[marsh cargo]

i finished the apparel box

[green granite]

How

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen @torpid glacier @pliant chasm @copper vapor @sick trail

[marsh cargo]

there is a method

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-capybara-cute-rub-belly-belly-wash-my-belly-gif-12256602399307210452

man

[pliant chasm]

fat chud

[upbeat verge]

u've no idea

all of that on my own

[pliant chasm]

got some juicy ass cantaloupe

sweet too

big ups

[left mantle]

"It was revealed to me in a dream"

[marsh cargo]

it actually was

[oblique belfry]

a romanian chad just slurred at my familyline

because i missed a shot

[left mantle]

Ask bro if he stole that mic?

[oblique belfry]

he said he will steal my kidney and sell it

and said turkish shawarma sucks

[upbeat verge]

he's so based for that

[oblique belfry]

funniest fella i've met

in cs2

[proven tundra]

Cities: Skylines 2?

[oblique belfry]

dude was guessing countries

trying to figure out where we were from

did a based donald trump joke

[pliant chasm]

professional racist

[oblique belfry]

from enemies to bros

in the span of whole game

[upbeat verge]

professionals have standards

[left mantle]

We didn't mean that kind of disappointment

[upbeat verge]

ah

I didn't complete this ggs

[marsh cargo]

@green granite finally

[copper vapor]

division 2 itemization is great and awful at the same time

[sick trail]

Guy that made Blood's Marrow episodes helped develop Cultic Chapter 2
Oh no fucking wonder these maps are so sprawling and changing

[marsh cargo]

everything is sooo RNG

[copper vapor]

I really friggin wish we'd get this kind of game with a crafting system that lets you craft godrolls for whichever attributes you want

[tiny notch]

just found it was for squidgame RP

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

im so gladi said no

[copper vapor]

make it grindy, I don't care as long as I can eventually get it without having to rely on RNGsus

make it take 5000 morbillion mats, at least it means you'll get it through sheer persistence rather than just dumb luck

[thick plover]

recycling time hoorah

[arctic flicker]

did my first queen match in a while, killed it and unsurprisingly all the players coming out of corners to loot the corpse

[copper vapor]

Nioh pisses me off the most about this because there's god roll and then there's "god god rolls" on stuff.

[copper vapor]

last time I needed queen mats I was looting broken leg pieces mid-fight just so no one could sneak around while I was busy fighting it

[marsh cargo]

you can chose 1 stat to change into a good stat but theres 4 stats

[copper vapor]

I was carrying 20 smoke grenades to make sure I could loot the leg pieces in peace lmao

[arctic flicker]

really needed only for the trials mostly, 10K points should be guchi

[copper vapor]

I'm still pissed about the expedition damage requirements lmao

think Imma just uninstall

out of sight, out of mind

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah they sent out a mail saying the high gain antenna project is discontinued on the 27th

[copper vapor]

I need one performance steel to complete stage 1

but I really don't care about it anymore

[arctic flicker]

probably only gonna play a bit just for the new map, then its just sporadic plays during updates for me

no more expeditions after that

[pliant chasm]

crafted the base game max level armor
the set bonus is on the dlc2 version

fuck this game im gonna mod it

[copper vapor]

which set

[upbeat verge]

I love wikislop I love needing to have the wiki open 24/7 to play teh game ooorah
(just joking no hate against stardew)

[copper vapor]

I don't think the mastercrafted witcher school sets need shit from dlc

[pliant chasm]

doesn't matter
all witcher sets are like that

[copper vapor]

they do?

[pliant chasm]

they do

[copper vapor]

[thick plover]

I only google shit like

birthdays and such

[pliant chasm]

grandmaster is in the dlc

[copper vapor]

well shit

[pliant chasm]

mastercrafted is base game

i was waiting for this all game

[green granite]

[green granite]

SHIT ROLL BUT

[copper vapor]

there's an ingame calendar

[green granite]

still good

[copper vapor]

so you don't even need to google those

[marsh cargo]

free exp 30 is neat

[thick plover]

I know

but like

i cant have it up all the time and need to go to a specific spot to view it

which be lame

Im also pelting people in the back of the head with rocks from my slingshot

[copper vapor]

I mean they both have set bonuses, grandmaster is just better because it's higher tier

[pliant chasm]

it doesn't work

[marsh cargo]

let me share you my method

to farm keys

[pliant chasm]

still says 0/6 set bonuses work with grandmaster gear

[copper vapor]

weird.

[pliant chasm]

that's just the stats

[proven tundra]

Need 4 more copper bits

[green granite]

Nah

I already got it

Just unlocked 40 boxes and no Prototype

😔

[copper vapor]

yea this wiki page doesn't show the set bonuses

common fandom L

[pliant chasm]

yep

ik they're op
but i want to make a build around them

[thick plover]

HOW MUCH FOR A FUCKING CALENDER

[copper vapor]

either way now I honestly don't even remember if I made the grandmaster set

[thick plover]

HOW FUCKING MUCH

[pliant chasm]

spamming fast attack gets boring

[thick plover]

DO MY EYES FUCKING DECEIVE ME

[copper vapor]

oof

[thick plover]

2000 FOR A FUCKING CALENDER

THIS SHIT BETTER SUCK MY DICK

[pliant chasm]

ng+ apparently

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

I played the dlcs in new game plus

either I'm not remembering or I did miss them lol

[pliant chasm]

you need to hunt recipes again

[thick plover]

NEW UNLOCK RAAAAAAAGH

[pliant chasm]

found a mod that adds bonuses to every tier

[green granite]

Its funny how in Minecraft the moment you get diamond you likely not touching anything before it

In VS you will always need Copper

[pliant chasm]

the skill slots are also such a dogshit mechanic

[green granite]

I exhausted so many sources near me just to get a steady supply of Copper

[pliant chasm]

i had like 8 skill points unused cause i can't use the skills anyways

[green granite]

And its still not enough

[proven tundra]

My laptop is in a town 60 minutes away!!!!!
Probably won't be delivered until tomorrow

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-pipe-gif-27050590

ok cant get to even lvl 50 of the mine because my fucking pickaxes sucks ass and takes 700 years to break shit

time to grind fish to upgrade pickaxes and food then finish all mine and then do something else

[arctic flicker]

moar crops to sell

[marsh cargo]

@green granite

[thick plover]

BOOK SELLER IN TOWN

[green granite]

PEAM ROLL

What is its Talent

[thick plover]

FUCK YEA I LOVE GIVING PEOPLE GIFTS

[marsh cargo]

but i could change it

[green granite]

Trash talent

[marsh cargo]

i could change it to killer tho

[green granite]

Nice

I like running Frenzy

More RPM more damage

[marsh cargo]

since the rest of the roll its peeeeam

its a finished lex already

[upbeat verge]

OH

[copper vapor]

THE LEX

[upbeat verge]

ITS ON SALE

[marsh cargo]

sesbian lex saves the day again

[green granite]

Slap on expertise on it to deal like 15% more damage

[upbeat verge]

I just got the email

that its on sale

AY

[green granite]

Depend on your exp level

[marsh cargo]

just lvl 10

[green granite]

Thats still 10% more damage

You need to exp Lex first

[marsh cargo]

also the funny kneepads

[green granite]

Turmoil

[thick plover]

[green granite]

I think thats the only kneepad with talent

[thick plover]

cant buy the thang that let me see my own prices

[green granite]

It sounds nice but the set bonus isnt that great

[marsh cargo]

you just want the first node

thats it

[green granite]

I know and its first node is like

5% more crit or 10

[marsh cargo]

8% crit chance

[green granite]

Im running 2 pieces that adds togerher becomes 50% more AR damage

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Wonder how this works

[snow rain]

What game is this?

[marsh cargo]

in theory
at 100% gun has 33% amp for free

[green granite]

Basically the lower their health more damage you dealt

[marsh cargo]

division 2

[snow rain]

I see, thank you

[marsh cargo]

backwards

more hp more dmg

[green granite]

Huh

That talent would be great on Snipers

On AR I cant see reason

Yeh you drain health down faster and stuff but like

It feels fitting for a support role

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gif-5647370268576067139

[green granite]

Every Asian near by wants to know your location

[marsh cargo]

Its mostly for bosses

[thick plover]

gamer

[green granite]

I like how we tried hard for the tinkerer mask

and its just not that great or not synergize very well

lemme see what Lexington roll I have

omg peak

somewhat good roll

not a good roll

damn 😔

this one sounds great for on going directive

[upbeat verge]

is that warzone

[green granite]

Warzone wishes if it was this good

[upbeat verge]

then what is this

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-for-it-again-award-gif-13516122002380463869

[left mantle]

HEY

[upbeat verge]

i'm so confused

[thick plover]

FISH

[left mantle]

There's only one game that gets that gif treatment!

[copper vapor]

I only sent that because the game name has been mentioned already

[green granite]

peam looking gun @marsh cargo

[copper vapor]

sam would be proud

[upbeat verge]

its The Division 2

[olive coral]

it looks so weird without the stock scope

also the canadian elcan is ugly

[thick plover]

the fishing haul looking nice and I got the star seed reward today from the artifacts and stuff

[snow tree]

Two hours later

Will it crash?

[copper vapor]

is that fallout 1

or 3

[left mantle]

That's opening of 3 innit?

Pans out to the bus, then capital wasteland

[snow tree]

It is F3

[copper vapor]

uh yeah probably 3

[snow tree]

On NV engine

[copper vapor]

I thought 1 also panned out from a broken TV but the TV in 1's intro is working

[snow tree]

Yea

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZhohReKV40 @marsh cargo meme hitting the recommended

[frank hearth]

seven arc going well

[proven tundra]

the clay mold collection grows

[thick plover]

do you smell the ozone burning

[frank hearth]

i sure as fuck am smelling the 13 wins so far

[thick plover]

@sour rivet BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

[green granite]

@marsh cargo ok

[snow tree]

Gaming

[green granite]

the Frist Bloom is freaking great

[static axle]

@celest plank baling

[thick plover]

HOLY FUUUUUUCK

TWO LEVELS IN ONE DAYYYYY

[upbeat verge]

unga bunga

[thick plover]

[upbeat verge]

@halcyon fossil how long has elite dangerous been in development for jesus

it's like tarkov

[left mantle]

...

Except it's a finished game

[upbeat verge]

LISTEN IDK OKAY

[tiny notch]

reddit discovers age

[copper vapor]

does it have an early access tag?

[upbeat verge]

game looks very pretty

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

cuz space and shiet

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

Elite is a good game

[copper vapor]

I swear we're becoming Idiocracy faster than the movie predicted

[upbeat verge]

so I've heard

[left mantle]

One of the best space games

[static axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/idiocracy-electrolytes--k01KPV95CG6D8BK407B394V67TR

[upbeat verge]

so like

is it like eve online

that other space game

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt8jTbWJfdM

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EG9v8oOu8PmnLCRn1f

[left mantle]

No

Eve is more RTS, Elite is more traditional flight sim (But like still very arcadey)

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/9bgFpss0YFE?si=qIEPiykdqVuh9Ghc

damn the mancubus is a fat fucking chud

look at that belly

[static axle]

just how forza horizon is arcadey compared to motorsport

[upbeat verge]

in eve u dont fly around?

[tiny notch]

i was abt to say the same thing

i dont remember them ebign that fat

[left mantle]

You do but it's more like controlling something in an RTS game

You are the ship, but you're essentially birds eye view issuing commands

[upbeat verge]

they are

[pliant chasm]

since mancubus is the male version of succubus
doesn't that mean women love fat chuds ?

W

[upbeat verge]

W

[tiny notch]

bro is eeping

[upbeat verge]

also its incubus

[pliant chasm]

saw a meme on insta like 5 years ago that i still remember for some reason

[upbeat verge]

(i'm an isaac player)

[pliant chasm]

"rosa parks says fat fellas can lay pipe"

[upbeat verge]

HOMOSEX
!!!

[tiny notch]

what if the succubus in doom are also fat

[copper vapor]

time for the free SAED to the head.

[pliant chasm]

going by general standards

[tiny notch]

do not SA the dragon

[upbeat verge]

nah im joking

skin kinda cute

but still gae

[tiny notch]

ive had it for like 6 years

[copper vapor]

fine, I didn't have phials anyway

[tiny notch]

that ones less asleep

[upbeat verge]

rain does the same shit i Do

screenshot 5 random pixels and tell everyone

[tiny notch]

neithers this one

whats that

[copper vapor]

this one wasn't eeping

[tiny notch]

you think its friendly

[thick plover]

I FORGOT THE UPGRADE PROCESS IN THE GAME TAKES AWAY YOUR TOOL FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS

FUCKING NO PICKAXEEEEEE

[tiny notch]

dumb chud

do reckon theres chud larpers

oh another one

[celest plank]

thats a sick ass case

also damn i have never seen black bale foil

[static axle]

they added colors in 25 i think

you can get more with mods

[tiny notch]

thats no good

[proven tundra]

Time to make some charcoal

[celest plank]

Ill be damned, bale diversity

[tiny notch]

its sending me a hello message

[static axle]

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2046593547684503573

Jamrock Hobo (@JamrockHobo)

https://t.co/zAuWbX3All

QRT: ipaddlearound
dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 2:15 PM

[tiny notch]

cyberpunk ad

[thick plover]

consume 7 million leeks
commit deforastation

[static axle]

one of the mods

[sick trail]

Disco Elysium Half-Light

[tiny notch]

looks like a 2077 ad

WOAH

"remove your flesh cyberpunk ad" got a lot lewder results than i thought

[tiny notch]

reminds me of this ad for some reason]

[celest plank]

I can tell that they are slowly running out of ideas for new entries

Also, toothpaste?

[tiny notch]

"do you hate your meat" sounds like the tagline for a penis extending pill

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mt3Rz4JExsF8i9wZg4

[tiny notch]

i thought that was trench crucade for a secon

[static axle]

idk

[upbeat verge]

chat

chat lies of P is on sale chat

its not a big sale

50%

[celest plank]

chat I wont buy it to you you slim fuck chat

[upbeat verge]

like 30 bucks

hell naw

steam can do better

[hexed stag]

yeah I beat it

[tiny notch]

saw someone say if you use any form of modification for social media (discord plugins, that old twitter plugin ect) youre a pedo

[thick plover]

I LOVE VIDEO GAMES

[celest plank]

you can hear all kinds of bullshit on the internet

[static axle]

imagine buying from steam

[celest plank]

being overly kind to children of your friends and family without a single thought is considered pedophilic by some, which is fucking disgusting

[static axle]

atleast modders do something usefull and good unlike giants themselfs

[celest plank]

There is a guy in poland that has been porting his map, Boćkowo, to the game for every single entry almost at the end of support

[upbeat verge]

where is that

[celest plank]

by the time he is finished he has another entry to fulfill

[tiny notch]

gog

[thick plover]

thats why I make sure to drop kick every child I see

[static axle]

eneba

[upbeat verge]

looks the same as loaded

lmao

[static axle]

giants latest dlc, stuff noone asked

[celest plank]

I mean look, farming simulator makes people want to start their own little farm, why not pay giants to advertise your shit