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.45 dipshit
not talking about an ar-15
Ah nvm
.45 is subsonic as is
.45 is tricky
and most of the (decent) handguns using .45 have threaded barrels
Its too booming to even suppress close range tbh
flash hider won't reduce the bang
Get shock deflect can
Its still but ya kno
You shoot someone and sending shock at them at the same time
we talkin zombies, they won't care
Ok then 1 shot to the head
Pretty easy
Or ya kno
Just run 
running makes noise 
Unless you got Dying Light zombie then you're kinda fucked
what?
it is not
its one of the quietest handguns when suppressed
If you get a thing like Osprey can
Sure
.45 is still more quiet than 9mm
and almost any other handgun cartridge
Oh well I guess imma take that explanation
Very much depends on how you load your round but i guess
yeah, and with reloading you can load them a little light
to further reduce sound
i mean .45 has lots of weight, so even at low velocities it will still go through
Hmm
I mean going through meats yeh it will have no issue
God forbid us shooting a zombie wearing armor
topic
oh in that case youre just kinda fucked
unless you bring something for that event
but tbh if they have helmets, like with a faceplate
they dont pose a big threat no?
cant bite if you have a faceplate
If they are wearing Altyn yeh
Ballistic helmet with riot mask only meant to stock objects to slam your face
They dont stop shots
yeah so if their face is uncovered, just shoot them in the face, if youre wearing one of those riot visors no big deal
but in the case of the underpowered .45
it might stop
Nop
yop
I dont think so
if youre underpowering a .45, which already struggles on armor
it might just not make it, or lose enough energy to not kill
If your 45 is stopped by a very little polycarbonate piece then I guess you might as well as shooting blank
so you might be better off just hacking their head off tbh
If you are in Russia and fighting zombies wearing those Russian face mask helmet
Just pray tbh
not all riot helmets are 3mm thick
Those things can stop 5.45
some come in 6, or even 8mm, which could stop it
but can it stop a determined person from planting an ax in their neck to behead them? 
Lemme see if they made a ballistic glass visor I think OPSCORE did
Apparently they can
Hm
I mean if you can reach the axe below their neck without ya kno having the axe deflect by hitting the mask that covers down bits of their neck
Tbh
Just carry a shotgun
You're gonna alert zombies either way
I mean if you play Tark it can stop bullet

This sucks 
No it doesnt 
The lagoon officially broken up cause of it being hot out so now IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT

The helmet can
The face shield it cant

That things only use is to stop buckshot
Which can still neck you
....head eyes moment
oh in that case just take off their legs

Shouldnt we have done the same w ya kno
simple as
All of the zombies above that we talked about shooting with pistol
much more tiring to lop off legs on every zombie
save it for when you physically cant shoot them
ain't no one gonna test that claim, right 
not on their own face at least 
Gm chat 

dammit I wanted to do some random hunts in mhworld to get mats for weapons in my wishlist
but I don't have le investigations for the monsters 
😔
Is it open world game or its story linear game
Have you played prey?
Its like that
Oh so its kinda like Bioshock ish
You unlock areas as you go
Its funny how ppl said you should play System Shock if you like Bioshock cuz it was what inspired Bioshock
Yet I have never played System Shock
should probably just find optional quests for monsters I have to kill and do those, I guess
but the extra rewards 
the fuck
RAHHHHHH
Sammich 
cure him of what 
DIGITAL RELEASE IS... SOON!
i dig the top middle
he just took a material sample from 3D Studio Max and removed the center
wretched creature
bit annoying, yeah
Anything bad you can think of violets could cure cancer
I too would want Mark's face on a DVD

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@verbal lodge had to fight a pirate mortar station in order to kick them out of the system I wanted to colonize
Lost 4 ships in the first 10 seconds
Oldslaught killed almost everything and then proceeded to ram itself to death on the station
I got assassinated by my own escort after eating 3 mortar shells
Despite losing most of my fleet the battle itself was profitable cause I got back more resources than I needed for repairs
Established a colony on a 100% hazard water planet, Hegemony asked me to be buddies literally a few days later
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Same thing
No
you dont just show things that never appeared in game in anniversary art capcom
your scrap fleet is actually held up by that oldslaught good god, hope you had the recovery skill otherwise gg they're lost forever
also gg on the hegemony ally but this is the modiverse so there's much worse people out there out to harass your assets

Your mom is scrap
My Eagle dealt more damage overall than the Oldslaught
Every ship was recovered, I haven't lost a single ship permanently since the run started
That includes the Kites which die in every combat since that is their role
ur on second in command right?
then that probably explains it
boop the nosy
I only unlocked the recovery skill after the mortar station
success
uh oh.
The average amount of dmods per ship in my fleet is 4 
The only two ships without any dmods right now are my Eagle and a Hegemony Wolf

The only thing that the Oldslaught is actually doing here is allowing me to take on stations
yeah it's your anchor
My fleet is capable enough to protect itself from other fleets without it
I rarely deploy it for simple annoyances
go take on an omega level fleet and then come back to me
whuh

Why would I do that tho
HR100 quest
oh no
tempered teostra + tempered kushala + tempered nergi
Fighting omega is not required to win
giga loot, and hypershunts
Eh, who cares
some mods like knights of lud also reward you with some uber broken modded ships
https://fixvx.com/Just1nky/status/2045731418232533069?s=20 @oblique belfry i bring another high quality ultrakill edit
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V1 Vs Sisyphus Prime (Invincible Edition)
it's practically endgame level shit tho so prob not doable without an equal amount of bs

5 min long

I'm here to make Hegemony the dominant faction in the sector and benefit off of that
mf if you can spend 9 hours on mc you can watch a 5 minute video
idek how I would go about doing this quest.
maybe kushala first since it's the most annoying one
but I think they're immune to dung pods...
im ingame rn
I'm not interested in some ai shenanigans
oh right I can do this now
i dont remember if dung works on elder dragons
@oblique belfry man
yea me neither.
now to go back and forth between seliana and hoarfrost reach until that butterbur patch thing happens
Stealing the nanoforge from them doesn't benefit me at all
what
betrayal is an option trust
bust into daud's front door at chico
and then move to the diktat
the gas station company treats its employees better, hail andarda
The plan right now is to either get the story victory or help the hegemony get the conquest victory as I lack the capacity to outpace them in conquering
I do however plan to get the diktat planets for myself, all of them
I will only engage with other content after I see the victory screen
Diktat and Tri-Tach are my natural enemies and the League annoys the fuck out of me
jarvis play un owen was her
jarvis remove his hair
oh man i love killing ???
what game is that
??? ??? ???
Oof.
adc tahm in swiftplay
why cant u just win
augment diff
i mean u have free will, just win or smth
How hard is it to fight ???
jarvis play vaping in the hood
if you have ??? and ??? you're set
is that warhammer 40k
I wish
why not
let me guess thats monster hunter
yes
way better than warhammer tbh
monhun warhammer could be peak tho
holy
What happened when ??? ??? You
a monster hunter game set in warhammer 40k
How would you counter ???'s ???
with ???
if only i was as rich as jeff bezos i could pay capcom to make that game
Isnt that just Space Marine 2
capcom isnt who you'd have to pay
You'd have to pay Konami and Game Workshop yep yep
everything lives and dies by GW
GW is a toddler you're trying to introduce to new foods
It really doesn't want to, even if it would be good.
they killed my emperor tts
although this allowed hunter: the parenting to be born and that shits goated
Didnt GW spend a lot of their money to Copyright a lot of fan animations on YT
I think they used to be kinda like UK version of Nintendo
i heard of that
astartes
Hence my point
They don't like doing it themselves
It takes a lot for them to even consider it
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@quiet abyss i like how in Warhammer 40k, they do weaponize schizophrenia
yeah, why alienate (more than usual) when you can weaponize it
sure you still loathe them, but at least their schizo ramblings are helping

in 40k, schizophrenia is actually just being a psyker basically, so in that universe (alternate of our own) we just had psykers in the 2000s and shit, they just didnt know how allat worked

YES

This week is only 3 hours of mandatory ot being asked of us
nah got changed
oh you should revise your hour list then
its a lil off
but I dont feel like it

when do you get home when you dont have ot?
dude it's so fucking cold right now it's insane
10
because me and mr. stealer will be ready by the time youre home
yeah that checks out

anyways, i go sleepy now, i have work tomorrow
and wed and thurs
but i dont have it on friday


i work 3 days each week

i get to work in a machine shop

machines that can kill people with a single mistake, yippee
Lmao
So schizo patient before 40k event are just unrecognized psykers
yeah, and the salem witch trials wouldnt be as dumb
because they probably WERE witches
And they are also schizphrenic
but thats just the voices of the warp
ever since the eldar murder fucked slaanesh into existance
shit was wacky
and the war in heaven never helped things
How do you respond to a message from another channel in a channel the original message wasn’t sent in?
super orks, I can't believe its not elves!™ and robot people fighting was causing issues for sure
Is this story of 3 orks fucking with Terra real?
3 super smart orks conquering terra
i mean im talking about the krorks
which are the grand pappy of orks
they were smarter and larger
need to probably ping the dude and tell him
Sounded fake,never heard of it before,Youtube shorts kind of thing
there is no "official" way to do that
definitely a shorts thing
theres many misinforming channels
that just make bullshit up


entertaining, but fanfic
and then they dont even say its fanfic, they pass it as fact
"GW approved"
the ao3 link in the background
It even had a ton of custom art
some of the art isnt even of what theyre on about
some of it is just taken out of context
but fits what theyre yapping about
i do feel like fan fiction is a good way to fill in the gaps in 40k's history though
and it should be encouraged for the parts that arent explored yet
like 33k-39k
or anything before 28k
those eras are just empty
Lizard
infnite content creation glitch

want more content for your favorite character? just will it into existence
not really
if I was as rich as jeff bezos I'd buy some dead franchises off of EA so they can get new games
i have this headcanon that Guilliman’s greatest weapon isn't the Sword of the Emperor but his excel spreadsheet
@copper vaporyou been looking at ironclad at all? tank driving game where you kill monsters
it's a friendslop game



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@real aspen I have listened to my blind girlfriend talked about how terrible her last 3 exes are
Its such heart wrenching that her last 3 exes sound exactly like me
only person I even know from the lineup is Michael Mando lmao
so uh
is it gundam seed
or regular uc gundam?
They havent said yet but probably be UC
All the Sydney Sweeney memes realized lol
bro enjoyed that too much
you're getting tips on how not to be
duh
Well lads I am officially 19
retarded ass app
ayy gj dude
Happy birthday
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Thanks mate
no , I think
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Bourgeoisie classism
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it shouldn't smoke its not healthy
"he's right behind me isn't he?"
Smoked not smoking 
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server has like 700k people and you want to show all of them
fast track to make the app unbearably slow
or crash
or both
is that why it happens
well i didn't know momo
theres times where its not like that and u can scroll down for ages
3kb of text is kind of a lot of shit
true actually
that's crazy
i can still talk in the text chat of one of those just fine tho
for voice chat?
don't you love our government?
to get on a stage and vc yea
bruh
normal vcs are fine so long as they arent restricted ones
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Looks like its a threat
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sekiro souls of the elden bloodborne black myth god of lies of P
ahh game
Why does bro have ezreals gauntlet
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
@cunning bronze @marsh cargo @little depot
LMFAO
wonder what's in the box
bugs has to conceal carry he has elmer fudd on the case
don't want to be caught slippin
I sent this woman
a pic of my kuromi that sits on the bed
she said whats this bunny
@pliant chasm @slim magnet @little depot
girl....
kuromi ?
Execute her
Dead ass
I'm considering it
la creatura
It's gotta be rage bait
you good man ?
are you mad?
I didn't, till now
yeah
ivan will be posting his thigh highs in a month
listen I like the character I found the plushie at a chinese store that we have here
so i bought it for hte lols
A real man never speaks ill of kuromi
cause the woman who have those might stab him 27 times
many such cases
worth it
same thing
Kys
naw
man there's this new chinese importer store at the local mall with genuine sanrio merch
Shit role
no, hello kitty girls will keep you in their basement
shittier role

i so wanted to buy a kuromi plush or some hello kitty miscellaneous stuff
Diarrhea vs fiber
but it was extremely expensive
I'm explosive youre not
that's not a w
that's not aweonao

Cry about it piss baby
Where tf do u find these
Chaquetina
u shit bricks?
healthy shits
@sour rivet @halcyon fossil we finally getting Ricardo id for heathcliff 
When
Next update?
sweepers rerun
What the hell
I LITERALLY PREDICTED THIS 
Koikatsu isn't a dress up game
It's actually just blender
country looks like one long corridor
With less steps
true yeah kinda
Some of the best food in south America
i would learn how to 3d model but i'm still dogshit at drawing
would love to make 3d models for my ocs
Be my model
that's crazy
that's gae

@little depot so if someone was a trans guy for4 years but then stopped
that means by default they're a girl?

YEAH IDK MATY
I mean if they aren't emby or genderfluid or something
Probably?
It's easier just to ask them
I will ye
Is she eastern eastern Orthodox
Or evangelical
In
here
typo
AINT NO WAY
its gonna be real next week
What kind
wtf is online church
church but zoom
Ivan when someone asks him a question
church in discord?
Explodes
BAHAHAHHAHAHAA
nah, old timers only know zoom
maybe ms teams, or whatever its called
thats crazy
what the fuck does one even do in church? I've never been
you just sit and listen to someone read the bible?
Pretty much
There's also a lot of songs and celebration
Sometimes food
Sometimes movies
think thats how most pray goes for most religion
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Me on my way to say absolutely fucking nothing
Lutheran or nah
When you said this I imagined one of those African radio churches
5 different branches of Protestant
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fucking hivemind chat everyone instantly knew
dude im in tears

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I actually don't know, I just read what you wrote in my head with the only african accent I know

THE LEAN MAN GUN LEAN
Weekly hope-post
the initial HEEEEY
it echoes too
I love how in Warhammer 40k, even the walking church is armed with minigun
and each of their bullet is as big as a space marine themselves
talking about overkilling
we just be having fun and these tardhammers come out of nowhere
Just cuppert
I used to get on insta reels "x parents vs. african parents" those were hilarious
ball knowledge
i dont use socials anymore
Mf you is on discord
I found it
discord is an asylum ward
eh 🤨
Ball knowledge
classic
OH MY FUCKING GOD
poor women 😭
COME OUT FROM THE PRIVATE
russian ryoshi before gta 6
Why would I watch that

Is it me or does the pastor look a little bit like obama
Ryoshi but from Vladivostok
i hope she got paid well lmao
obama if he was cool
do u know another towns? 
Obama if he was black
Peter

Good morning chatters
Why is it called that now
Damn the prussians
Uhhh
Magnitogorsk
My favorite
:>
its how it was called in the first place
Fuck the Germans tho
Down with the Romanovs
more like Swamp Petersburg
THAT ONE PHOTO
Y'all look identical
I CANT BLAME HER

Hi Lenin 
Hi Alexandra Kollontai
im not that old and im not a communist 
пиздец 🥀
W progressive
dont be rude
Възраждане might as well wrap it up

What would the English translate be
Bugaria revival?
are u voted for progressive bulgaria then?

wait what really? 
I was gonna ask "Is it the same as UK's Reform Party" but it very obviously is
those were her words
I'm sure as a joke because I am an adult and can vote for whoever but still
i1
The right wing "conservative" populist party that seems to be everywhere lately
yeah but 1 can hide more dirt which, can and can't be good
Ivan Ivanov ass

after we came home
she asked "who did u vote for what number"
to test me i guess
and I said the number
can't win
I just realized I have "Ivan Ivanov" type ass name
I wanted this but got outnumbered 3 to 1 😭
it aint that fun to be named ivan as a kid
lots of people called me Ivan Divan
and Divan means sofa


Антошка, Антошка, пошли копать картошку
Antons had it rough
yeah i know that feeling bro i got laugh a lot because of my second name 🫂
Droon drone dome
doug dima dome ahh name
im not gonna tell it too you u gonna leak it to xi 
one of the guys I know once made an anagram out of the letters of my name to make fun of me
p!language
wahh
stfu
i swear it was a command
p!translate 
Missing Argument
The text argument is required.
Usage: p!translate <to> <text>
p!ispeak
there it is
I'm gonna summon the soul of yudenich
wait not anagram, I forgot how its called
im not trusting you 
They rearranged the letters in your name to form a different word that makes fun of you?
That's an anagram
Urhhh
no, they took letters from my name and used words starting that letter to make a phrase
acronyms
that
Yeah like FBI? Etc

how does one even think of that, looking back at its pretty funny
I usually get
Andre 3000
Dr Dré
Or Andre the Giant
i dont think i ever got called names
(I'm short so that one's funny)
mf were just racists lmao
I also once signed a drawing with my name written backwards, that also stuck to me (I was like under 10 back then so)
because my name backwards sounds like a slang word for "fucking"
i mean kids mostly dont understnad racism so i get it
you already know what im called
idont
uu

My name is hard to make a nickname out of/make fun of
wtf do you do with Landon
Landon London
london
hmmm
land on deez
I will admit if someone calls me London I will rip their scalp off with my teeth. That name is off limits lmao
Hiii beach
Heard
💅
There was a girl I went to school with who had the last name Sackrider. You can imagine I immediately made a joke about it.
The second I found out
Amazing
sackrider is crazy


I don’t meet many Landon’s actually. It’s either an uncommon name or a very common name depending on where you are. Anytime I meet someone with my name it’s like the Spider-Man pointing meme for both of us
oh no
Get im
get fucked scammer 
someone got hacked
Good job ragebot
Turns out, being lesbian is inherently lgbtq.
i love mr beast!
still funny 
Still cringe every time I post it
Expecting a ban lol
COME FACE ME
YOU DID THIS TO ME
Yup
fml fiends started spawning with rocket launchers 🥀
Congrats!


What L Ron Hubbard doing at La Boong
hehe come face
@rustic scroll ur right, souls games are anything but difficult tbh
you're basically guaranteed to beat any souls boss if you just keep trying which is a promise that a lot of older games never made to you
especially the newest installment - Elden Ring, just consists of looking up an OP build
and that's it
no need to actually learn the mechanics or movesets
i'm like halfway into an rl1 run for elden ring
you can just bruteforce everything
which is the main reason I liked Sekiro the most out of the big fromsoft games
i'm in the dlc rn i took a break when i hit relenna or rellanna or wahtever the twin blade knight lady
i like ds1 the most i think fromsoft fell off like directly after bloodborne lol
im one of those people
never played bloodborne
mainly cuz I can't justify buying a console for like two games
a lot of bloodborne fans are sekiro fans and vice versa
hmm
fast paced and unforgiving there aren't many OP weapons unless you directly want to cheese the game . most different weapons act as just flavour/preference
you can emulate bloodborne now on pc
I'll probably look into that in the summer
tbh i tried to do it and i didn';t get it working but my buddies all did
ive been on a kick of you dont matter games / games with realistic worlds
i was going to start playing gothic . looks really great
ery nice
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