╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

how blue eye people look at you:

[upbeat verge]

in eternal they run like ass on that pc or w/e

and also

[quiet abyss]

no they dont

[quiet abyss]

i literally played all of doom 2 on it

even tho i own the games

[upbeat verge]

also

SHUT UP ATROX

lemme finish

[quiet abyss]

no

lalalala

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[upbeat verge]

additionally u get to listen to the andrew hulshult version of the doom osts
which I adore

[cunning bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467017687124414554/1468913000844103792/IMG_1015.gif

[quiet abyss]

youtube:

https://tenor.com/view/ilunushu-stellarnushu-anuakhil-gif-286136175020695697

[upbeat verge]

cool but no

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-freddy-gif-16291315724060218215

[upbeat verge]

and also its doom I wanna have em in my library

its like the bible of video games

[orchid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/oceanmam-barber-lip-bite-gif-8052459839889670503

[left mantle]

POV: Mcdonalds CEO

[raven swan]

#🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5hZXHpDn0jLIIxryWv64xx?si=9dcc51f7f0764587
@cunning reef @raven swan @pliant meteor @quiet abyss

nasty bass line

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ascend-ascension-music-spongebob-music-gif-12623289653326522061

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-death-spongebob-death-spongebob-dies-spongebob-sad-gif-10137290801034982093

[sharp flint]

Ok fellas, suggest me your favorite game soundtrack for a 2 hour plane ride.

Preferably if it’s on Spotify

[upbeat verge]

Dusk ost

easy

plus

its 3 hours long if u wanna skip some songs

[rocky turtle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Sw0XbgHJ9NEbZXT25R2N2?si=44159973d9604b3c

[upbeat verge]

mine is better

[sharp flint]

Gonna download it already

[upbeat verge]

Enjoy

[uneven sapphire]

bread billionair

[upbeat verge]

has some lovely ambient pieces but also some lovely industrial metal ones

[sharp flint]

I won’t skip any songs and listen to it religiously during the plane ride

[pliant meteor]

https://open.spotify.com/album/1Kx85IhG2J5vVOsNgDD8fw?si=eexLjJUDQNybFWkjgYIspg

[upbeat verge]

you will enjoy it

a second recommendation would be the blasphemous ost
@sharp flint

[sharp flint]

I’ll listen to this during my trekking

[sharp flint]

Same as this one

[sharp flint]

Ok will add too

[raven swan]

I made poha

bussin

[quiet abyss]

this is one of my favorites, but the original is better

i will die on that hill

[upbeat verge]

or

we agree that both are good

and move on

[quiet abyss]

sure

[sharp flint]

How is Austria as a country to visit?

[restive bear]

Just accessed my google photos account. Holy shit so much stuff in there that ran me through a memory lane

[upbeat verge]

apart from one problematic political figure
overall pretty good

[restive bear]

Gotta delete it all. Already have it all backed up in a USB

[sharp flint]

Ok, I guess I’ll visit this girl I met sometime this year

[pallid sapphire]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/album/2ndgY2fSlqdB92W0JjxE1o

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QMSNKV3WPQWm1dbi7NJwO?si=6085fef60f6e435d
@quiet abyss

that riff at the beginning

divine shit

[quiet abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5k4YLWvOT0

found peak

i love shit like this

i mean the OST alone makes my brain light up like a christmas tree

[upbeat verge]

I said this before

but

doom MIGHT just be the closest we will ever come to reaching god

[quiet abyss]

possibly

if there even is a god

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-iT5V7WyPE
I posted a couple of these already
@quiet abyss

[rocky turtle]

[solemn silo]

eternal especially

[upbeat verge]

[quiet abyss]

this auric shit dead easy

[upbeat verge]

cmon man

eternal he says

[solemn silo]

playing through the dark ages right now and it just doesn't scratch the same itch (obviously, it's a different game)

[quiet abyss]

darktide plays so much better than vt2 sometimes

[solemn silo]

its a good game dont get me wrong

just not peak imo

[quiet abyss]

mick being gone is just crippling it more than usual

[solemn silo]

truee

[quiet abyss]

on top of the fact the combat is as slow as a crippled granny

[solemn silo]

also i don't like the whole parry mechanic that much, which is like the whole schtick with the game

i had to turn down the parry timings to the very fastest and it's still too forgiving

[upbeat verge]

people play it on 150% speed

[solemn silo]

i'll probably end up doing that once i'm done with my current run tbh

from what i've seen it looks insane

[solemn silo]

i like hulshults work in other games but it feels like he lowkey gave up when trying to make dark ages soundtrack lol

[upbeat verge]

andrews speciality is industrial stuff
now this dark gritty medievel crap

@solemn silo @quiet abyss @rocky turtle

https://tenor.com/view/carpincho-rascándose-la-panza-capybara-scratching-its-belly-inefablejuly-gif-1610940344298093883

good breakfast

[green granite]

omg

[upbeat verge]

we are ready to fuck dudes

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

📸

[upbeat verge]

[solemn silo]

we are ready to fuck, dudes?

or are you ready to fuck dudes

[upbeat verge]

up for interpretation

[supple lotus]

no surprise

[upbeat verge]

what u want skom

[supple lotus]

i just opened my browser to see this

dont know what i was expecting

[upbeat verge]

shouldn't have opened it sunny

[supple lotus]

eh, at work so reading this is not the worst

[restive bear]

Who's we?

[upbeat verge]

u evolved to trainee

[rocky turtle]

yo
you played last epoch new season?

[supple lotus]

no i havent touched it in ages. is it good?

got to endgame with 2 chars after release and then forgor

[rocky turtle]

yeah it got omens corrupted runes and heretic idols this season

so far its fun

[supple lotus]

I'll take a look once I have cleared out daily tasks and whatever the fuck these mongs here have done overnight that i need to fix

sounds good tho

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message my rune of corruption experience so far

[supple lotus]

[rocky turtle]

losing my only bow with good stats was peak funny

[supple lotus]

I'd probably uninstall and go beat someone up outside

[uneven sapphire]

NO

BEEP FUCKING DIED

[supple lotus]

Kenshi beep?

[uneven sapphire]

ye

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1489919162666192996/VID_20260404_022432_424.mp4?ex=69d22ad9&is=69d0d959&hm=9adf1e9057ecd6bdbd5c812bde8206bce137f67e5df34389b4c27ab14c77a696&
@supple lotus @rocky turtle

[supple lotus]

uh.... i guess the point was to be the most flegmatic thing ever?

[rocky turtle]

thats a restart my dude

[upbeat verge]

12$ a box dude

[uneven sapphire]

ong

[supple lotus]

5 dolah a gaellon

[restive bear]

Yeah

Geen

[sharp flint]

https://tenor.com/view/noooooo-crying-gif-13009005

Beep is always supposed to become the god emperor

[blazing maple]

fighting game players

also i'm dinkin a milkshake

the best flavour of course

vanilla

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hiddleson-onejob-one-job-you-gif-12206874

[blazing maple]

oh btw house flipper is free

[sick trail]

p!repost

[muted gyro]

⠀

[sick trail]

Step into the meat grinder, cow

[blazing maple]

oh

i

i'm sorry I just woke up from my fever nap

i didnt 'know

[sick trail]

Too late, Miss Beef

[carmine laurel]

[sick trail]

No swastikas at all

[carmine laurel]

ah

[sick trail]

Even if people can't draw one

[carmine laurel]

[sick trail]

It is too late, Shaun

We're putting you on the wall

Actually

[frail leaf]

📂 foxdryeternal Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 5 entrie(s)

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Action:      UNBAN
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[carmine laurel]

Make sure you get that spot in my back that wont stop itching

Am a good boy

[sick trail]

Okay so basically a clean audit

[left mantle]

As clean as it gets with having something in there

[carmine laurel]

why do you get muted
the mods who like me like to meme

[frail leaf]

@carmine laurel (shiyon) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Ain't nobody allowed to post swastikas, even scuffed shitty graffitis (graffities?). -1d

[sick trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222929155755081918/1393322426053693471/DryGone.webp

[left mantle]

Damn

[pallid sapphire]

[supple lotus]

i step away for 5 minutes

Shiyon you dummy

[sick trail]

[pallid sapphire]

thats peak

[upbeat verge]

I said that already

♻️

[upbeat verge]

fking idiot

[raven swan]

You ain't an offtopic-er until you get muted

[latent hazel]

@sick trail dm it

[sick trail]

Just imagine a Tesla getting firebombed

And you got it

[pallid sapphire]

dont forget the stickman with bows,arrows and spears

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[rocky turtle]

[orchid lynx]

was it drawn with a sharpie or with a crayon

[proven tundra]

Graffiti

So probably a can of spray paint

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

felas

are there any good assassins creed games?

[sick trail]

Black Flag, innit

The first Ezio game too maybe? Idr

[supple lotus]

i liked 2 and BF

but always hated so much about them, not the right one to ask

[sick trail]

I only really played one AC on the PSP

It was alright

[cunning reef]

the girl one?

or was that vita

[sick trail]

Whar

[cunning reef]

theres one where u play as a girl on a sony handheld

[sick trail]

Nah it was the uh
The first guy

[upbeat verge]

I'm asking cuz tehres quite a few games in the series

[cunning reef]

it was vita i misremembered

[upbeat verge]

and all I know about em is its about parkour or something

[cunning reef]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Assassin's_Creed_III_Liberation_Cover_Art.jpg

[sick trail]

Killing Shine rn

[upbeat verge]

Finally

bout damn time

[sick trail]

She misremembered

[cunning reef]

i thought it was cool

https://klipy.com/gifs/saruei-vtuber-79

[upbeat verge]

nice pfp shine

[cunning reef]

danke

[upbeat verge]

man

[pallid sapphire]

Bitte

[upbeat verge]

I love lidl bakery
@cunning reef @sick trail

so much

[quiet yew]

literally peak

[upbeat verge]

it isss

kaufland bakery too

they always got fire

never miss

[quiet yew]

I feel like penny is the weakest

[upbeat verge]

nah penny sucks

they dont got the budget

[quiet yew]

yeah, vietnamese cornershops have a better selection of food, honestly

[upbeat verge]

real

[blazing maple]

im so.... cozy...

[cunning reef]

my bird just flicked feathers into my cereal

i deserve this

they teaching me no food in the bedroom

[sick trail]

Yer pigeon's decided you need more feather in your diet

[quiet yew]

I suspect the only reason Penny even exists in our town are old people
because it's right next to the bus terminal

[upbeat verge]

oh ye i forgot shine got mf pidgeons

[quiet yew]

I never see anyone else walk in there

[blazing maple]

I should set up a nice garden out here

[cunning reef]

theyre still scared everytime i clean the cage but they been more chill after 2 days

[upbeat verge]

I mean its a smaller chain of super markets

some stuff is a bit cheaper and theyre usually less crowded

[quiet yew]

less crowded, yes

but the prices kinda suck here

[upbeat verge]

[quiet yew]

not by much

like 5-10% more compared to kaufland

[blazing maple]

Built a sick ass chimney

[proven tundra]

Bug game 2?

[blazing maple]

bug game 2

also Ratdad y'know what day it is?

It's world rat day

https://tenor.com/view/never-a-bad-day-to-be-a-rats-fan-gif-27596057

[left mantle]

Man yet another year for the rat

[proven tundra]

Every day
Every year

[left mantle]

Damn, this past week is reminding me that time hasn't stopped

I feel it in my bones gandalf

[proven tundra]

It has not
Tomorrow is Easter

[left mantle]

I'm getting older

[thin bobcat]

unc

[proven tundra]

I have to venture forth from my abode

And seek a replacement burner for the oven

Element?

I guess is the right term

[left mantle]

Although this year its close to easter again

[proven tundra]

Is it your bday?

[left mantle]

Not today

Later in the week

[proven tundra]

My birthday almost always gets cancelled by mother's day

Dang mother's who do they thinks they are

Reee

[left mantle]

I know a couple people born around then

Its always funny hitting them with the "so how's it feel to be a mother"

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

hm

im gonna

eat chocolate :3

[restive bear]

Sweet :3

[restive bear]

Holy week felt like it went so fast

I don't feel like I've enjoyed my long weekend fully, next week college classes resume

[quiet yew]

how many flag rats do you have

[proven tundra]

All of them

And then more

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

is this peak

do you have a czech one?

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

KRYSA

[latent hazel]

cool liil guy

[quiet yew]

[supple lotus]

for a second i was like "why an Austrian rat with a yellow background"

[sick trail]

Technically correct, Austria was in there

[restive bear]

Historical moment

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

[supple lotus]

we still use the bird

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

just broken chains

on se legs

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AoE-Community-9euse9Un0cluu3LfKd

[restive bear]

Show me the rat philippines

[frozen void]

YES MEIN KAISER

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

Fuck yeah

[sick trail]

Flip the rat to deploy it in attack mode

[restive bear]

How did you know that

[sick trail]

Internet

[restive bear]

Oh right

That's true

[sick trail]

-# Note: Philippines' flag upside down is their wartime flag

[frozen void]

[restive bear]

[sick trail]

Yeah just flip it and you're making a statement you shouldn't be making

[frozen void]

Japan was a Portugese colony

[sick trail]

[celest plank]

Columbus should have taken them all home to work

[sick trail]

Co-

Do you know where Philippines is

[restive bear]

[sick trail]

Pretty sure he got stopped on his way there by a whole ass continent

[supple lotus]

I guess he tinks the world is a cylinder, rolling long the equator

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/poisonjr/status/2040332620773364150

gale (@poisonjr)

purge all the desires from my heart
stop being able to mask autism
start replying "mmm" to everything
people think im hungry and feed me

X · Apr 4, 2026, 7:36 AM

[restive bear]

Free food

[blazing maple]

mmm

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-food-spinny-food-spinning-food-gyrating-gif-26651520

[restive bear]

mmm

[celest plank]

Id eat that shit

[proven tundra]

the sandwhich that makes you racist

[cunning reef]

Cant go wrong with breaded chicken

[blazing maple]

the sandwich that trolls you

try again in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat #╓☢stalker-chat

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bored-hell-LGkreRbNIu8Vy

weekend shifts

[sick trail]

Gets caught, returns mad he got muted

[thick plover]

Hotel trivago

[supple lotus]

gets muted again

circle of life

[sick trail]

Oh he left the server a minute before my message

[gleaming nymph]

ive learned about a new thing

[sick trail]

Is it
New movement tech

[timber oxide]

Will write a reddit post about the gamba mods powertripping

[gleaming nymph]

no, its an ide that came out 2 days ago

if its april

[sick trail]

IF it's April?

[gleaming nymph]

yes its april

[teal spade]

the calendar is made up by the government

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-big-fan-of-gif-6347111278764649331

[gleaming nymph]

rocks are made up by big shoe to sell more shoes

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

givin me a gun with 1 bullet ahh

[supple lotus]

[pliant chasm]

hellraiser alone is worth buying sts 2 for

shit so fun

[thick plover]

You legit got the same thing that happened to me

[upbeat verge]

ngl chat

I gotta be real with you

I'm the typa person to pretend to get shot or to shoot
during the rdr2 rockstart intro thingy

[proven tundra]

Need more dolls

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[proven tundra]

are you racist towards fumos

[timber oxide]

Yes?

Because Krast keeps spamming them?

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7p1zY7MLLl4

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

pour acid in the container

[copper vapor]

that's definitely a Hojo thing

[thick plover]

@frank hearth its time

the game that decides if I keep the game installed

they should really bring back his old voice lines

[frank hearth]

surely you wont be cursed with 5 pedophiles on your team

surely

[thick plover]

surely

I will embody the gameplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yIwEW0H2wk

its gonna be like this

[frank hearth]

god i love the deepfried version

[thick plover]

best voice actor ever not gonna lie

FOR THE DJIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGRGGGGGGGGH

[copper vapor]

speaking of

I just learned one of the 'new' heroes in dota 2 is voiced by john de lancie

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

kind of crazy valve remembered

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

oh yea we own 2 other live service games

so we have to update them

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

The cool Q

Not the q anon shit

[thick plover]

nooo

[pallid sapphire]

Qat

[thick plover]

Im not funny yelling guy

[frank hearth]

[rocky turtle]

[frank hearth]

[proven tundra]

So many birbs

[cunning bronze]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2040184370258964859

Redranger (@RedLikeRanger)

#minecraft #conquestreforged

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FixupX · Apr 3, 2026, 9:47 PM

[copper vapor]

[gleaming nymph]

still cant get over the g word brah

[proven tundra]

Gastroenteritis?

Same oomfie

[arctic flicker]

gotta be a big guy

[tiny notch]

grrm is pretty big

[proven tundra]

Has shaq done hot ones yet?

[tiny notch]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-hot-wings-funny-hot-ones-amazed-gif-13764382

[proven tundra]

Ah

Gotta be bigger than him

Yes I am definitely confusing grrm with the mountain

[pallid raft]

gregor the mountain clegane is a name that exudes insane big dick energy

[torpid glacier]

In the show when the mountain is yelling “I RAPED HER, I MURDERER HER, THEN I CRUSHED HER HEAD IN LIKE THIS!” It was actually grrm that was in makeup/prosthetics

[torpid glacier]

He was a rapist lmao

[pallid raft]

...

woops

[celest plank]

[real aspen]

low bar in the setting

[celest plank]

Shaq finishes his shit

[real aspen]

not low bar

like

[celest plank]

Martin got caught in the winter

[proven tundra]

Low bar
But he was still notorious for being a savage

[real aspen]

"do you realize how little that narrows it down" bar

[real aspen]

i dont remember pretty much any of got

[proven tundra]

Melted his younger brother's face off

[torpid glacier]

I mean, if you hear someone who’s serial killer name is “The New York hash slinging rapist” the first thought I’d have is probably not “Hehe, that’s some big dick energy in the name”

[celest plank]

Dude could stroke somebodys head into a tomato

[real aspen]

was that mountain dude the one that fought the twirling stick dude?

[celest plank]

Twirling stick dude

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-hash-slinging-slasher-hash-slinging-slasher-gif-15620121309729158336

[celest plank]

he fought joel from tlou

[real aspen]

im bad with names

[celest plank]

Oberyn Martell

[torpid glacier]

That wasn’t Troy baker

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-oberyn-martell-gif-20376369

[real aspen]

oh hey it's the feet dude

[proven tundra]

Famous polysexual/poisoner Oberyn

[torpid glacier]

What

[celest plank]

Its Pedro Pascal, not Tarantino

[real aspen]

i will not elaborate

[celest plank]

[torpid glacier]

If I see some dogs I start barking too, but idk if Oberyn was that way as well

[celest plank]

I shit at pigeons

[torpid glacier]

It’s a feet joke you goober

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

I wasnt trying to joke

[proven tundra]

Soundtrack goes outside and shits on birds

[torpid glacier]

@sour rivet I got a new rank for orders in ds2. In the to the wilder difficulty you can apparently get it as a rank.

[torpid glacier]

Free will is free, I guess

[thick plover]

I won

guess im STILL playing

[celest plank]

Heeey Lyming

[torpid glacier]

Whar

[proven tundra]

Lyming doesn't believe in free will

[thick plover]

huzzah

[timid hollow]

Someone recently send a gif with the old guy from simpsons and a paddle

I think it was skom

[torpid glacier]

Lemme punch him in the face and say that it was predetermined by fate, he can’t be mad because free will doesn’t exist

What a retard

[timid hollow]

I just turned on the TV while eating burgies and exactly that Episode is running

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/paddling-gif-7623907

[timid hollow]

THE MATRIX

[proven tundra]

Oh

I thought you wanted someone to post the gif again

[timid hollow]

Yeah that one

[proven tundra]

We'll show them
Especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark

[torpid glacier]

I think lyming is mistaking free will not existing to having consequences. You’re free to do whatever you want/are capable of, but that doesn’t mean people won’t respond. I can murder someone in cold blood for fun, but I’ll go to prison.

[timid hollow]

Holy fuck its nearly been a year

[torpid glacier]

Free will exists, there’s just people who also have free will. I love how some idiots think they’re the only real human in the world

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

We need to stop mentioning lyming

People die when you forget their name

[proven tundra]

We can't he's an icon

[timid hollow]

Forgeeeeeet the nameeee

[torpid glacier]

we? Motherfucker it’s the first time I heard about him

[thick plover]

the fakest thing in this entire thing is a cloth getting bird shit off of clothes

[celest plank]

hey im chovy the american not some lyming 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[timid hollow]

I dont fuck mothers, they are married and thats not good

[proven tundra]

Who else have we forgotten

[celest plank]

single mothers

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/earlygirl__/status/2039869353911316588

bella (@earlygirl__)

texts to husband

X · Apr 3, 2026, 12:55 AM

[strange trellis]

Good for her

[timid hollow]

I would fuck a Single mother and then Pop into the sons room and ask HOW ITS GOING SPORT

ARE YOU WINNING

[blazing maple]

The furtive pygmy

so easily forgotten

[strange trellis]

Yo if this shit ever happened to me id kill my new dad and then myself

[celest plank]

"Remember that COD4 match when I said I'm gonna fuck your mom?"

[timid hollow]

Same

[pliant chasm]

got one shot by a hag
fuck my chud life

[celest plank]

Youre a hag

Fucking cracker

[strange trellis]

What is a hag in this context

[pliant chasm]

witcher 3

[celest plank]

My favourite channel

[torpid glacier]

What if it's your wife who has kids

[timid hollow]

Hmmmm

I mean if were married we dont have Sex anyway

Isnt that how it works

[strange trellis]

It depends

[pliant chasm]

ok im not killing the hag that's 15 levels higher 😔

[copper vapor]

core memory unlocked

[strange trellis]

home movies

[strange trellis]

I refuse to believe Brendon is 8

[copper vapor]

so I've heard but wife apparently missed the memo

although we're missing the #1 cockblocker in the known universe: children

[blazing maple]

no one has to have sex if they don't want to those're the rules i think

[uneven sapphire]

We so back

[blazing maple]

oh does anyone here play darktide? if so I'm looking for melee weapon reccomendations for VET

I've already maxed out falch and shovel but I'm curious what else to try

[uneven sapphire]

Pys sword

Psy

[copper vapor]

idk maybe he's a child prodigy

[blazing maple]

force sword?

[uneven sapphire]

Ye

[blazing maple]

hmmmn

I do like the concept of it

[copper vapor]

you have alerted the @quiet abyss

[torpid glacier]

Heavy saber is good (heavy attack), combat knife also slaps, and I can't remember any of the other ones I used unfortunately.

[copper vapor]

now he's gonna ping you every 15 mins inviting you to play

[blazing maple]

but having to repeatedly turn it on to whack dudes sounds frustrating like the chainsword

I don't belive in dueling sword/saber since that shit is laaaame and meta

[torpid glacier]

Valid

I'd try combat knife then, it's really fun.

You can punch people

[blazing maple]

erm you gotta slide every .5 seconds and block cancel to one hit everyone

that's silly

[copper vapor]

Rejecting a suggestion because "it's meta" means you're also hinging your opinion on the fact it's meta

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[blazing maple]

moreso that everyone uses it for max lvl play and it's boring to see it so much so I want to use something different since I don't like seeing it

[copper vapor]

my cats have 6th sense and know when I'm about to get up from my chair

[blazing maple]

it's one of the more mobile melee weapons

[copper vapor]

I barely turned my head to the side and they're already here

[pallid sapphire]

I really enjoy dueling sword and i dont play it like the meta bois

[copper vapor]

so just contrarian hipster then

[pallid sapphire]

I also heavily enjoy scout lasguns

[torpid glacier]

Recon lasgun or the cowboy revolver

[copper vapor]

I sure hope this guy fills out this space in the next 17 hours

[blazing maple]

not a metaslave morelike

[blazing maple]

me same also as well

[torpid glacier]

"contrarian hipster"

[blazing maple]

i like spamming bullet

[copper vapor]

reading comprehension moment

[blazing maple]

once i'm done leveling plasgun i'ma try bolty

[torpid glacier]

Remember michael telling trevor that him accusing people of being hipsters is a very hipster thing to do

[copper vapor]

[torpid glacier]

pepperidge farm remembers

[copper vapor]

r/whoosh

[torpid glacier]

Redditor

[real aspen]

inb4 'i was retarde don purpose' meme incoming

[torpid glacier]

yuck

[copper vapor]

got it locked and loaded and ready to go

[real aspen]

that's ass oomfie

[copper vapor]

I agree

it's so ass that youtube witnessed it and decided to die

I hope I don't miss the timestamp on the video when I refresh the tab lmao

[blazing maple]

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

[blazing maple]

It's... it's right behind me isn't it

[copper vapor]

idk I wasn't looking

uh oh

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-golem-rotoscoped-steve-minecraft-gif-13509011360441235515

uh oh

[copper vapor]

bro's pretty damn strong to punch that guy's leg off

also I just noticed I got the wrong order in the emojis

I have failed

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-remake-james-sunderland-sigh-tired-gif-7332666155119740368

[pallid sapphire]

I like the sound when he shuts up

[blazing maple]

I like

the sound

[pallid sapphire]

THE SOUND OF @celest plank

Retard ignored my polish jelly

He deserves to be canceled

[celest plank]

I hope you kill yourself

[pallid sapphire]

Here is it again

[restive bear]

https://youtu.be/Qdpn8TfTw6c

[pallid sapphire]

@sick trail can we put offtopic back down low again so the position of this chat mirrors its quality?

[snow tree]

Just vendor it bro 🥀 🥀 🥀

[copper vapor]

there was a bit of an animosity between two famous football players over here in the past

one of them made a statement that no one remembers anymore because the other guy's reply was just too epic

"he's a poet when he's quiet"

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

he needs those 61 coppers

[blazing maple]

mean!

[celest plank]

I may care

or not

[sick trail]

What's that, merge the channels and perform a purge?

[pallid sapphire]

no

[blazing maple]

yeah

that's what we said

no

we said t hat

[pallid sapphire]

Merge sam and sound

[blazing maple]

smaound

samoundtha

[pallid sapphire]

SoundSamSay

[blazing maple]

soundmantha

[copper vapor]

it's for the greater good

[pallid sapphire]

Ewwww

Tau lover

[copper vapor]

also did I ever tell you guys how the Tau sell biscuits here

[snow tree]

Pretty please?

[sick trail]

WH40K
WH40K, Japan

[pallid sapphire]

Wow

[restive bear]

Marathon symbol

[snow tree]

Can we please have little purge as a treat?

[copper vapor]

!slap5

[solid sundial]

@restive bear ⠀

[restive bear]

[blazing maple]

i've drunk like 8 glasses of water and im still thirsty

oh no

[restive bear]

Purge. Everything.

[pallid sapphire]

Its like this

[blazing maple]

eh close enough

[thick plover]

@frank hearth FOR THE DJINN

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgVcDDt-bQs

[restive bear]

Told you @copper vapor

[copper vapor]

just missing one key element

[restive bear]

!slap8

[solid sundial]

@copper vapor
⠀

[copper vapor]

!slap6

[solid sundial]

@restive bear
⠀

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steve-rogers-16

[pallid sapphire]

I hope i get accepted for State of Decay 3 Alpha

4 player coop

[restive bear]

Spamming the channel with slaps all day

[thick plover]

wait no fucking way

[blazing maple]

why do we have so many slap commands

[thick plover]

theres finally something after there being nothing for years

[pallid sapphire]

Wayyy

Yep

[copper vapor]

same, even though I never played the previous games

y'all glaze them so much I gotta see for myself

or rather, some of you glaze SOD2

[thick plover]

is the alpha just asking for access on steam

[restive bear]

Server lore

[copper vapor]

nope it's a bit more convoluted

[pallid sapphire]

State of decay 2 is great

[copper vapor]

gotta get into a waitlist on their website and it asks you to link your discord

[thick plover]

why do companies always do this shit

[sick trail]

Sure, buddy

[copper vapor]

cuz they wanna drive engagement on their discord servers

yea I know it sucks and I almost refused to do it because of it

[restive bear]

Imagine they restore real-time setting for your settlements where they just slowly die while you're not on the game

Like they did with 1

[copper vapor]

but worst case scenario I can just unlink my discord later and tell them to go fuck themselves

[thick plover]

you can just do that with a in game popup asking you to join discord and link your discord account before playing

[copper vapor]

[frail leaf]

Successfully banned 9 members

[thick plover]

we on bullshit

ayo what xela doing

[copper vapor]

yes but then people just click "no"

[sick trail]

Here ya go

[restive bear]

Woah banned 9 people

[thick plover]

can just make it mandatory

[copper vapor]

HAHA CHILD LABOR
YES

IMMA GET THIS GAME

[thick plover]

this actually kind of drives down engagement

[blazing maple]

thank u dry 🫂

[copper vapor]

yea that'd be worse lmao

[thick plover]

cause its not a steam demo

[thick plover]

wouldnt be the first or the last tbh

[copper vapor]

I think the 'request access' feature on steam is the least egregious way to do it

[thick plover]

Im sayin

[copper vapor]

but I'm very much an 'old man' when it comes to these things

[thick plover]

plus if you have the game wishlisted there would be a popup saying

hey the game is having xyz

[copper vapor]

hate having to join dumb shit like discord servers or reddit pages or subscribe to social media for something that isn't even guaranteed access

[thick plover]

i thought they ask you for that after they give you access to the game

wtf

thats just shitty

[copper vapor]

nah this is for joining a wait list where you may or may not be invited

[thick plover]

Microsoft gauging the player hype by how many people will join the discord, and if its anything under a million they shut the game down

(real not fake)

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

As long as we dont get that Sweet Baby inc ass game

Thats why it took so long

[timber oxide]

So all the way up?

[pallid sapphire]

They had to restart

[copper vapor]

wait didn't we have an emoji of a cat looking weird with its teeth out

like this but a white cat

[pallid sapphire]

No and it was mine

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

Its my cat with shopped teeth

[pliant chasm]

olala

[timber oxide]

If we were to put channels in order based on "quality" then all [redacted] related channels should be below offtopic and brainfart, let's be honest here

[copper vapor]

nah I don't mean edited teeth

let me try to find it

[pallid sapphire]

[timber oxide]

And then the helldivers channel should be at the very bottom

[restive bear]

Putt brainfart below Helldivers

[pliant chasm]

hater

[timber oxide]

Lemme see if I get some better operations today

No erads or tower defense, no dss eagles, no roaming shriekers modifiers, finally I can play

[copper vapor]

this one @pallid sapphire

[restive bear]

Invisible mod

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-venom-snake-gif-5631901306578330322

DE put another metal gear solid reference thank you Hideo Kojima

[pliant chasm]

this loading screen goes crazy hard

[torpid glacier]

Bacon, pickle and mayo sandwich for breakfast, one has an egg,

[oblique belfry]

i almost missed my fucking exam because of the stupid fucking minibus driver

i left the house at 13:15 pm since i know minibus takes at least 30 minutes with the traffic and route it takes

this motherfucker

came to my location AT 13:40 PM

I WAS AT THE UNIVERSITY AT 14:05 PM

EXAM WAS IN 14:00

i fucking bolted to the building i had to go to Which was 1km away from the entrance

holy fuck i ran a mile in 2 minutes

im exhausted

thank fuck the guards were forgiving and calmed me down then let me in

i fucking despise minibus drivers

lazy bums

thank fuck exam went greatly

did 14/20 questions

[copper vapor]

public transport is never punctual

[oblique belfry]

like idfk what kind of karmic justice i got

everytime i left at 13:15 pm the minibus came to my location around 13:20 or 13:30

which was sufficient

[copper vapor]

wait
it went great but you didn't answer 6 questions?

[oblique belfry]

this fuck came at 13:40 pm

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

ye we have this retarded system where 4 wrongs nullify 1 correct answer

so i leave the questions i dont know empty

[copper vapor]

weird, but if it works, it works

[oblique belfry]

i took 2 risks

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

but even if they are wrong

i will get 50 points

which im okay with

i have been laying down for these 2 hours

because of that run

i will not be shocked if i get sick in the coming days

its rainy weather too

[cunning bronze]

nouu

i wanna crimson my desert

[uneven sapphire]

pay up

bud

[cunning bronze]

waiting for pearl abyss to add regional pricing

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/VWA6nNBxZpI

[pallid raft]

this has been out for a long long time now, its very pretty

[pliant chasm]

finally

was it ?

[pallid raft]

yeah

[pliant chasm]

i remember seeing trailers for it years ago

[pallid raft]

ive been using it for ages lmao

its the reason ds2 modding is getting bigger

because you can easily install texture mods with it too

[pliant chasm]

i never modded ds2

only ds1

[pallid raft]

its worth it

it is a very pretty game with lighting engine

[pliant chasm]

maybe when i'll replay i'll take a look

[pallid raft]

the only issue is it ruins the artstyle in some locations cuz it makes it ultra realism

but it still pretty

the texture mods are hit or miss thugh

[rocky turtle]

Its got a lot of mods

[gleaming nymph]

And then god created the rest of the world, so that seals have somewhere to sleep and eat fibsh

[torpid glacier]

@upbeat verge https://youtu.be/0J7Q-9zGnPI POTC randomly brings out really eerie moments like this and I love how surreal it is

[upbeat verge]

who pinging me

[torpid glacier]

Me, girlie

who else

Oh yeah, that reminds me

@latent hazel Girlypop

[latent hazel]

i saw a game with a name like that and it's the biggest mockery of women ive seen

but if i speak

i get muted

[torpid glacier]

teehee

[latent hazel]

this goes hard

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-silly-dance-emote-emoting-gif-5937335336973477631

[latent hazel]

now that word reminds me of a shitty game made by indians and other group of people i can't talk about on the dime of Australian taxpayers

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2610650/Dont_Stop_Girlypop/

Steam

Don't Stop, Girlypop!

❤ The faster you go, the more damage you deal and the more you heal! DSG combines the riotous fun of boomer shooter mechanics with advanced contemporary movement abilities.
❤ Wave hopping combines the feeling of a classic bunny hop with modern ground slam, dash and double jump mechanics to fling you into a fast, fluid and precise flow state\…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

422

[upbeat verge]

aha

[latent hazel]

that's how you know the game is full on ass

[uneven sapphire]

but ultrakill is already for the queer folk

[upbeat verge]

ultrakill is already for teh gae

[proven tundra]

But what if
Urmomgea

[upbeat verge]

I dont find you funny

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

@frank hearth another game has been queued FOR THE DJINN

[proven tundra]

Lemon danish: acquired

[latent hazel]

why

[torpid glacier]

Cause you don't suck cock like we do therefor ultrakill aint for you

i dont make the rules buster

[latent hazel]

whayt

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

is there some kind of desk building tool ?
i wanna conceptualize the desk i have on my head but i cant find any tools for it

[proven tundra]

Why is there a desk on your hand

Oh

[oblique belfry]

SH

brainfart

[copper vapor]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh any 3d modeling software?

[proven tundra]

I thought you maybe drew it on your hand kek

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[oblique belfry]

any browser ones ?

nvm found one

[real aspen]

desk as in

like

the actual desk

[proven tundra]

https://www.tinkercad.com/

[oblique belfry]

actual desk

pc desk

office desk

[real aspen]

then CAD yeah

[oblique belfry]

whatever

just let me in man

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

gonna try figuro

[real aspen]

baby's first CAD

there's also onshape

either should work

[torpid glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718915834432585814/1475222578703503554/Screenshot_2025-12-17_164706.gif

[real aspen]

you could probably just doodle it up also

[proven tundra]

I'll doodle you up

[real aspen]

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mongolia-based-chingiz-khan-lonely-lonely-rampage-gif-14200403252536449099

[tiny notch]

ultrakill fucks so hard every indie game has a bit of its dna

[pliant chasm]

ultrakill fans who never play the game

[oblique belfry]

there

this is what i had on my mind rn

using the 1st part of the desk as setup

2nd as workshop

for reference

except i want drawers on below as well

and right sided cuz my room is right sided

[lucid latch]

https://medal.tv/games/cod-black-ops-3/clips/mrwEQPbq4Oq3G9ovu?invite=cr-MSwwSjcsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=117

guys whats up with my minecraft when I turn shaders on

It looks so weird 😭

[tiny notch]

the really clean rifle animation to that janky ass pistol 😭

[raven geyser]

@quiet abyss I made my bio even meaner

[real aspen]

😭

[oblique belfry]

its a quick presentation shuddup

of what i had on my mind

[tiny notch]

hold up
tis fire
artist is @hxjiim3

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

new lore drop that doodlez is next to me

[oblique belfry]

hunt down doodlez so albino goes broke

[real aspen]

if you want it to be a workstation consider making it taller, like 90cm
then get a tall chair
you'll be able to use it standing
get extra drawer
and also have a bottom shelf (near the floor) for extra stuff

[oblique belfry]

oh ye forgot about bottom shelf

there

[real aspen]

😭

[lucid latch]

well I mean they it is a bo3 map the animations aren't made for blocky arms they are made for normal arms and hands so of course it'll look weird

[oblique belfry]

my current desk is already 80 cm height

and i have a wardrobe thats 90

[real aspen]

neat

mine's 90

had to lift it cuz i got a tall chair

[oblique belfry]

i have to increase the height of my seat to reach the wardrobe without it being awkward to use

[real aspen]

best choice of my life

[oblique belfry]

on 80 its perfect

on 90 i have to do that

so i rather take 80

also my current setup has 5 shelfs but 1-2 of em can be easily emptied out

1 is a snack stash

the other is just books

which i can move to other room

the other 3 is filled with stuff that i use occasionally so i might just put em in the same location

[torpid glacier]

I've actually never played it. I know it's good, but it's not for me.

[celest plank]

anybody here watched the wire?

[teal spade]

@oblique belfry ! I just found this item

[glad parrot]

You can't watch wire...

[oblique belfry]

peak april fools item

[celest plank]

Why's that

[glad parrot]

It's WIRE

Whaddya do like

[teal spade]

it saved my life twice

[glad parrot]

Get a coil and glare at it?

[celest plank]

That was the worst joke I have heard this entire year

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

gonna try it now

on tahm

[torpid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwwgLlRstA&list=RDqdwwgLlRstA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUZnJlbmNoIHBvbGljZSBmcmllbmSgBwE%3D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHIONY7yp1I&list=RDUHIONY7yp1I&start_radio=1&pp=ygUWZnJlbmNoIHBvbGljZSBzb25pZGVyYaAHAQ%3D%3D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3_7J_qqGC8&list=RDX3_7J_qqGC8&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYZnJlbmNoIHBvbGljZSBqZSB0ZSB2ZXV4oAcB0gcJCdkKAYcqIYzv

@pliant chasm @little depot

ignore those, that's for youyou and azu

[lucid latch]

DINER

[copper vapor]

clearly it says "now die"

[lucid latch]

I see that

but the map is diner folk

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[torpid glacier]

You're lesbian?

Nice

Love people who're confident in their sexuality

[zealous depot]

no

I got a gun

Or rather a chainsaw

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[torpid glacier]

"Hey baby, you bring the strap for tonight?"
"Don't worry, I got it."
Pulls out a mossberg and pumps it

[torpid glacier]

The john wick gun shopping clip but it's lesbians looking for strap ons

[copper vapor]

someone's actually offering money for AI prompters

[teal spade]

@copper vapor @oblique belfry @timid hollow new shyvana is good

[sour rivet]

PORTER.
I REQUIRE: PIZZA.
DELIVERED TO: UNDOCUMENTED BT-FILLED AREA.
REWARD WILL BE: SISYPHUS' ROCK

[copper vapor]

shyvana is peak

haven't played league in so long I barely understand what's going on anymore

[torpid glacier]

Those who disrespect the pizza do not deserve to live

[copper vapor]

but you dunked on those fools and that's based

[torpid glacier]

You just haved that saved in your files?

Hell yeah

[sour rivet]

yeah

i clipped it myself

[torpid glacier]

As it should be

[oblique belfry]

where tf is that sustain coming from

goddamn

[copper vapor]

pure unadultered rage

[teal spade]

ssecond clip has my items

[oblique belfry]

bro died 3 times or so

whats that item after sundered

with cd

botrk ?

[teal spade]

hexplate

[oblique belfry]

ah

what the fuck only sky is sustain item

dd requires kill

[teal spade]

dragon form shield heals when it pops

[oblique belfry]

is it really that much ?

damn

[marsh cargo]

I woke up gave a call to me mum its her bday

[oblique belfry]

i thought it was some low amount

like 100 or 200

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

courtney love: