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MBJonkler
anyway you can add me grim if you want
@timid hollow what's your gawd damn rito handle?

dont even play her
ingameee
/ff



how is quasing? 
aint no fucking way you got this
ass
dog
cat
cock
howd you measure it
looking at it
and i was like 14 and 1.60 and it was a bit shorter than me
could be that it was a random cheapo mini version
ah yes those are the ones in front of zhe big building, still pretty small tho
looked bigger on pictures
we walked by them on zhe wanderday
automod bypass
I have an automod bypass
Hey look it's...
it's ass
Electrician simulator
But that's only if I can get my guys
he was actually eating halo-halo with me that time, he's innocent boss
those sim games are actually fun if you disable all the hints
Friendship drive, charging
🗣️🗣️🗣️
i'm going to change my cockpit voice back to the woman
i like it when the voice in my cockpit calls me studmuffin
I never liked other voice packs
fr
I guess I kinda liked the russian ones?
i wish it was like some of the other games that let you use custom voice packs
hell yeah
his ass is not a therapist.
ED in VR with voice commands
I wish I could try it but my room is too small for a VR setup 
you don't have to move
tehchnically you can walk around the cockpit i've heard
Yeah but if I get VR I want to play other stuff as well
maybe get AR instead
I remember playing RE7 with Playstation VR once
Fun times
I also wanted to play one of those yearly release F1 games with VR 
Fun fact
did you know in GTA San Andreas
in the intro cutscene of the game where CJ gets off the airport and the police aprehend him
his pants are actually part of the model instead of being a seperate pants model compared to gameplay CJ
which means if u were to remove his pants in that cutscene his legs wouldbe extremely fat the same way the pants are 
so the pants are just a texture
am i tripping or is the arx/currency value gets worse the bigger amount i buy
my bad its not worse value, just a very minor change as the pack size increases
smallest pack is 13.5arx/INR, biggest pack is 15-ish/INR
at least regional pricing makes it reasonable to buy, the USD prices are daytime robbery
to say nothing of the prices of cosmetics ingame, those are absolute dogshit value
like 16 usd for glowing racing stripes? is this studio out of its mind
and best part is there's no way to earn that currency just by playing, at least not in significant amounts
the community discord told me it would be like 6months of weekly playing to be able to unlock a single small microtransaction ship
WHICH BTW COSTS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THESE RACING STRIPES
i can't i'm going to crash out
i have a fever this is not good for my health
just ignore the cash shop
ignorance is bliss
that is awesome

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i am artist
Dangerous wallet spending moment

Dangerous for the elite it seems
I defy all the crooked little smiles of them
I defy the beady little eyes of them
Execution of a useless plan
Execution of a useless man
[Verse 2]
I defy the crooked little smiles of them
I defy the beady little eyes of them
Execution of a useless plan
Execution of a worthless man
[Verse 3]
Time to defy the beasts in your eyes again
I defy all the crooked little smiles of them
Execution of a useless plan
Execution of a useless man
[Chorus]
M-I-S-S-I-N-G (Oh God)
M-Y-S-T-E-R-Y (Oh God)
[Instrumental Break]
I defy all the crooked little smiles of them
I defy the beady little eyes of them
Execution of a useless plan
Execution of a useless man
[Verse 2]
I defy the crooked little smiles of them
I defy the beady little eyes of them
Execution of a useless plan
Execution of a worthless man
[Verse 3]
Time to defy the beasts in your eyes again
I defy all the crooked little smiles of them
Execution of a useless plan
Execution of a useless man
[Chorus]
M-I-S-S-I-N-G (Oh God)
M-Y-S-T-E-R-Y (Oh God)
[Instrumental Break]
So we're back to this eh?
it's been a while
at least it's not an AI-prompted Tarkov copypasta
why is your symmetry raped also
pretty mid M4A1
neat
wut this
feels like it would fit in silverfish
yeah i know i couldnt get it any better
What you need 3 vertical grips for
for each hand
model mask
Hmmmmmm
Goro
you're ass
nah its for my attachment system

yea but i like how it looks so i modeled it
Unless it's a heavy weapon, canted grips on light weapons look odd

how goes ledy

hmm new minor menace update
Track 7 of 10
http://www.discogs.com/Zelda-Carnaval/release/2037797 - uploaded via http://www.mp32u.net/
Banger 
do not the minor
I wish I could use those foldable e-bikes but I'm 5'11 so that ||Dookie|| feels like being a clown on a tiny tricycle
had to read that twice
sorry
also nitro ran out so no more rubber duck emoji
back to
spam
I can assure Im just as much of a problem
500 rocket organs on your location
ちゃんみなプロデュース
ガールズグループオーディションプロジェクト
『No No Girls』テーマソング
『No No Girls』
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Holy YouTube recommendation


Why are you eating them
Soup
You aren't supposed to eat them by themselves 
Happens, you prob used too much
It's better to use less cubes than they suggest on box I find
Yea
They are too salty and empowering if done according to that
the handguard retainer looks really weird
Flop behaviour
@frank hearth fucking love the game again
6 big glass cannon stacks and I bust on their eyes going to get some fries thats no surprise
fatass chud playing vyper 
Shocking

daily friendly reminder that we do not hate Meta enough
Hostile reminder: Meta is the one pushing for age verification 
Wonder why 

so they can differentiate the data being collected from human and AI 
cause data brokers dont want data from an AI
For sure Boggy 

When I get you 
damn they both sounds good
Which element of the viedo is supposed to be me
The

already broken i see
thats kinda busted 
infinite resistances
did u have

champ kills gave like 3 stacks right ?
ye
thats 1.5 armor / mr per kill
of .4 resistances

on pbe it was 1.5
bro turned his head into coin bag 
thats 17 resistence from kills alone
during that fight I had 90
end game stats
@verbal lodge @frank hearth There we go, all ubers but 1 done. And no i'm not doing incarnation of dread because there's a bug with it where if I mess up and die it bricks the instance each fucking time, I wasted 9 div trying to get that shit to work.
159 armor without jaksho 
And I don't like the fucking fight enough to fight with it
It's gimmicky and corny as shit
with u have 209
OH
almost 140LY in just two jumps 
you mean charged
no without the item
lvl 1 stats
wtf
I HAVE THE FUCKING ITEM
with item 209
without 159
jaksho gives 50 armor mr

lol
Now get an engineer and make it even bigger
thats where i'm headed
big ones
mandy?
i see
so all of the mainones, the adds don't
as in big chimken give stack, tiny chimkens don't
ye
is this the goofy pulsar jump you can do?
ye
also her passive can finally be used on lane too

siege minions give 1 stack iirc
mandy is just silly jump
yeah the mandy has like 80yl
hex plate is great on her @oblique belfry

i will strip it down and make it the 100 ly jumper
oh right ult haste items work on her now
what about ult effects like malignence ?
can't wait for the caspian to finally hit the in game market for credits
that mf can do insane jumps too
Repost

day 10, water is out
going to have to steal from the neighbours
its 2 different videos goober
poop set 
Dunno, didn't watch 
I hope your eyes mature enough so you can start looking 
why Monty don't got a shield???
a shield?


MAP
What is better 
Saaaaaaale
You can press the dragon in the steam spring sale banner and this happens
Oh they will, just not for you 
no they wont 
👀
side slash imo
tried synchro, it was more annoying than useful
but sire i already played it 10 times on console
But this time on PC
how about YOU
get a pork bun
yeah knowing me i probably gonna kill my team with synchro 
didja notice each mission is in a different map? 
the horde
pedantic ass mf
oh yeah crimson desert releases today
ALready got some
ermmmmm HELLO neighbor
waiting for some benchmarks of my gpu so I know if the game will explode my pc

im waiting for uhh
Death stranding to download
because key sites dont got good prices
I was pinged and i cant get up
thank you leon
man that resident was evil
Garry Otter
time to say hello to my neighbor's basementr
sorry poppy, playtime's over
whats this
His greed is sickening
kojima wants both your kidneys for death stranding 2
windows is so fucking dookie man, copy paste, the most basic of shit, aint working
i dont care what the new default price is for games i am NOT spending 75$
it's 75?!
Truly typical dragon behavior, stealing from the poor 
georgia tax

125 in AUD
KOJIMAAAAAAAAA MAKE THE GAME GO ON SPRING SALE AND MY LIFE IS YOUUUUUUUUUURS
this is just a slow progression that'll end in GTA6 costing 100$
you'd know that, wouldn't you 
she was planning on getting it for me fuckass
25% 
wrong
they said they want the standard to cost 150 so long ago 
uno reverse
damn, 7500 electricity poles
7 thousand dollars
kinda expensive
ass
yea actiblizz just refuses to give good discounts for cod
or should I say microsoft now
💱 7,500 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz: is equal to 15.61 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

which one dis again?
15 buckaroos for a game that can legally drink and, separately in most cases, drive in Europe
why is WaW higher than 10 anyway
Harry Potter obviously
ok the buildup art is pretty sick
huh ds2 doesn't have denuvo
indomitable martial king
I think, if I could, the only games I really want to buy are Nuclear Option and Synthetik 2 and they're both not on sale 
And also early access
My goofy ass no longer buying full games
synthetik 2 was on sale earlier this week
Yeah I missed it
Cuz I was busy with exams
cause Kojima is based but not based enough to make it 60 buck
It's 65 USD in loonies
he need money to fund his celebrity foot fetish
poor USA
oh well. next sale
and hopefully it doesn't break the game servers
Watch sseth review it again when the game exits early access

#📄rules 4 break isn't really worth it with Death Stranding when half the fun is indirect interaction with other players
its a different experince
i love the player structures dont get me wrong
but having so much shit be around kinda makes the game.. i wanna say easier?
they tryna sell me a dead game in a bundle
purchase my dead game
and RE2 on its own isn't even discounted lmao
good thing wife already has it
sleeping dogs
Spring sale landing page
"deep discounts" section
game with no discount
thats wild
Hey look, they're selling you a game and a half

i think i'm going to start playing cs 2
Man this gun is good too bad it fucking disappears for no reason and you absolutely won't use this in any mission in the game
@copper vapor ur opinion on this
Because every gun from outfit presets disappears when starting a mission
tf happened at the 13 second mark
https://store.steampowered.com/app/482400/System_Shock/ no way, this is on discount too
Some guy's fat ass body broke the laws of physics for a brief moment
I have no opinion
whoa
MH Rise isn't on sale either
guess there's a first time for anything
crapcom moment part deux
i dont know that skill does but i want it 
the rabid hobo agenda shall continue
bro doing the


finally

luv u too mbo
Denying souls also now has a separate sound for your team, so you and your laner know when you have successfully stolen souls from the enemy


knowing edmund, i think it does what it says with no upsides or downsides

WHY DOES A DEADLOCK CHARACTER GET TO RUN ON ALL FOURS WHILE VORUNA IN WARFRAME CAN'T WHEN SHE USES HER 4 AAAAAAAAHHHH
do it
@static axle hear me out
i have a feeling its make your familiars explode 
Beggar
Pirates, location 
Pirates, japan

can someone who cares not for spoilers look at the death stranding 2 achievements for me and tell me if theres anything for hard difficulty/ stupid collectables
He bought me like 10 games (made up number but it's possible)
i will break noodles in front of you
Bro I'm still playing Yakuza 5
By the time I'll be done with it that game will cost 5€ and a bubblegum
Asking the real question
death stranding 2 sweep
playing?
That one dropped at like 15 today for me, games usually are unlocked at 19
On a thrusday
what about the 1 hour cutscenes
Yes
Y5 or Death Stranding?
whats the difference?
is costs 5e for me
Y5 doesn't have 1 hour long cutscenes 
At least not for now
i'm not sure if it's 5
but one of them does have an actual 1 hour long cutscene at the end or something
thats a lie
Mister John Yakuza here
maybe i'm sharing misinformation?

Of course ahahahaha
i think gaiden as well?
you got a job

what do you do
yakuza 7 will have a man
Yes but I don't have money to spend on games ahahahah
yarr
As already said 100 times, I work in a school, like Iedy
Kiryu Larpuma
Nah those games are worth the money
does it actually pay good
Face the wall
or is the pay just an american issue
cmon
Not right now because I'm only working 3 days per week
It does pay well when you have the full week
what do you teach
no
i dont because i dont know how it is in other countries
worng
reply
FUCK
ING
iedy diddles kids in class i know that
DISCORD
That's my secret Cap, I don't teach
inside voice birb
maybe in china you get paid well

silence one who should have remained gone
turn on nvidia frame gen in ghost of tsushima
blurry mess
turn on fsr
improved fps literally unnoticable
?????
I said nvidia but ok
pretend intel is nvidia
Jfc 240p gif
I am pretending
genuinely one of the prettiest games I've ever played
jackie
Dude
fuck the main quest of the game khotun khan can lick my crusty toe
Sensei Ishikawa's quests are fucking cinema
Bro doesn't miss with his lines
yes
eat it
Bunker time 

No way
Falco teacher???
Like actually are you a teacher now
Nevermind
how much???
bout three fiddy
Probably something technical
intimate, more likely


Hop on Menace
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i love how all these weapons have unique names and then
steel dagger
sorry im too busy burning the bunker down

yea lmao
and it's steel daggers
oooo
crescent halberd too lol
I love how everyone's in a "ready for battle" pose
while rinoa is doing the "wanna dance" pose from her introduction in 8
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If you enjoy this video...
... and krile almost completely hidden behind Kain's coat
everyone's like
"let's fuck shit up"
Rinoa's
☝️
im here to beat asses and dance
and im out of asses

really wish Square would stop ruining Dissidia with these dumbass ideas
oh well duodecim still exists
imagine a duodecim remake
with NT graphics
oh yes.
another L for Square

why's my HP so low 
cause he doesn't have a hello kitty bandaid on his cheek
what an IDIOT


Unc with back pain problems
the bovine
Those are cats silly
nuh uh

holy shit its dante
this dance is uh
inferno
he did a dance so inferno
it made even the devil cry
the "you make even the devil cry" from gabriel is a Devil May Cry reference
@teal spade You ready to have to active ping a lot more in SC?
Love that radars aren't gonna detect cross-section passively anymore
From the co-creator of Darkwood comes HOARDER, a genre-blending experience that starts as a mundane cleaning simulator and slowly spirals into a submerged nightmare.
Declutter the house. Pilot a submarine. Recover what…
mid game
will watch the 10 hour pyro video in 5 years on it tho
its not even fucking out yet??
we lost 2 bois to last boss 
i watched 2 seconds of trailer and like a good gamer got my opinion alr
another class 
capital G Gamer*
where i can find thermal scope which can be attached to already scoped rifles(like snipers)???
should i do a moon run or do a butcher run in act 1 
I don't know what those mean but

the moon haunts you
laceration 
I think it's a graphical bug? i'm not actually injured
bite on the groin and neck
i dont think i can enjoy zombos without the laceration mod
never had injuries on my lower half, but I've gotten neck wounds before
one time from a branch
the trees are murderous
light work
its nice to see there's neckguards for b42
still takes a while to get to that tech tho
I dunno the last time I got an injury from a low branch irl so I guess I wanna experience that in game

Just an odd danger for danger's sake choice
what's this called again
environmental story telling
cavemen after flicking a light switch:
zomboid gets run over, but where's the driver
rocc
honestly that zomboid did more damage to the car than when I ran over that deer cause I forgot animals were in b42
holy generic
i mean
not that generic but still
movement animations especially
and downed state especially
bait
im convinced that all the games with that just use the same animation
straight outta mixamo
proceed to #🎪bruh-fart sir
...
FINALLY
a game 


woah
bro got redacted
Disappeared 
fucking deleted

Wait
if there's corned beef
why isn't there beefed corn
I thought skom was gone too for some reason

the shit written scps vs
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
the fucking tales
Ohwell
O(r)well
don't even joke lad

Brother, I knew that since a week ago and I own MULTIPLE stealth ships
i think they should remaster dishonored 1 only to add the gameplay elements we got from 2
oo grim


do they also take kidneys?
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Dishonored: Original Game Soundtrack
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Released on: 2012-10-09
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current gas price hike of 20% be like

WITNESS ME

Aight 200-20 it is
damn butcher class got funny skills 
my teachers in highschool upon taking a single look at me:

But sir
You are retarded
And gold fell for whatever fucking reason (kms)

no im birb
can someone fact check this
thank you uncomprehensible god
Skom more than qualified for being uni prof
Thank you Itztlacoliuhqui
nameless deity can you also fact check this
Why are the animations in eso so jank
10 year old game
does it tho
Yeah it does

Does it tho
I never said Skyrim doesn't have jank animations, I just said that it has better animations than eso
does it tho
trash vs garbage
Pee Vs poo
you guys seen new cs update
No
No
sync
Please share it profusely

you dont just top up anymore
where's the pocket spaghetti
bro
i search up elder scrolls online gifs
bro these suck so bad

not a good comparison bear grylls told me i can drink my pee to survive in the wilderness
didnt unlocked 
You can eat your poo
Trust
anyone gonna play crimson desert
no
looks kinda strange but i get paid so i think ill try it
cash money and all that
j*b
this has to be the weirdest flex

ricegum existed i think he'll keep weirdest flexes for life tbh
you guys remember ricegum
No
Getting paid doesn't mean that I have to try a random ass game that I never cared about just because I can afford it
Aurafarmed him so hard he had to do the Slow Head Turn
finally some cake
well ya i didnt mean it like that, i just mean it looks cool and i got cash to spend so i wanna try it

strange cool
probably not
ill give it a couple hours to see the obligatory this game runs like shit, but if it seems interesting ill just buy a key or something
if it runs not ass then im interested
Man looks like he's genuinely confused, he probably didn't see Leon parry a fucking car before
he came back recently and reacted to his old shit
have you seen the rpg one ?
for some reason i knew youd remember em
Yes

and nah i didnt
i'll take that as an insult
is he still rich as fuck
idk
hahahahaha
probably
you can parry
EVERYTHING
yes but the rpg one is specially funny

you guys also seen the new starship troopers boom shoot?
Can you parry this?
yes
Shit, he's good
Fuck don't jumpscare me like this
lyming 
Dante and Leon now have 2 things in common
who called
hahaha
What the fuck
Discord has a wishlist now
https://fixvx.com/KhrazeGAMING/status/2034389698760630402
crimson desert gameplay 
You can stack the powers of 5-6 weapons on a single build in Crimson Desert and let's just say the results are...crazy.
i mean its black desert devs so im expecting good combat
the only thing i actually liked about black desert was combat and character creation
how da fuck
review copy
prerelease copies
They entered the Time Chamber
iirc they can be given out like 2 weeks before release

i heard it takes more than 100 hours to beat

any news on how the game runs 
it got denuvo so expect some perfomance drops
Very good from the benchmarks I saw

review copy 1 week before release
im impressed with the fact it only wants 16 gig of ram
i am nervous about the cpu though, i have a 5600x but idk if thatll be enough for high 1440p
what gpu
my game minimun requirements
can i run it at 1080p
i wasnt reading

ill give high a go and if its bad ill run mid
like 1080 30 low to 4k 60 low
is it ue5 or in house engine?
In house
the artist has been doing this for a while
i wanna replay ce
we started in.. ce?
ce is my favorite
reasch?
thats why i like it
its not a good one to replay due to the second half is just you going backwards
the color pallet of og CE is also pure ass
anni fixes this
ok no
hoping the remake is gooder
it just gets samey when you enter covenant shit
library 

counter:
gravemind in halo 2
only reason why i remember library is because i played it with my brother when we were small on legendary
i didn't mind it as much
windows 10 recommended
which one
it's trash
i don't remember
i'll look it up
with all the sentinels
the question is it will it be steam deck verified or not
wdym quarantine is amazing
and will it be like sub15 fps verified or actually decent
reading comprehension
i dont remember the name of the next level but its also good
im going to say that all the arbi levels are good
I've only ever played the first one
missing out
That's the best and the worst simultaneously
it gets better after ce imo
almost everything from it has been retconned 

I'll post this on 4chan and the autistic retards will figure where you live just like shia lebeuf and his flag













