╟❓general-offtopic

[upbeat verge]

I meow for my gf and she loves it

yeah cuz theyre retards

and can't grasp simple concepts

[rocky turtle]

[sullen stag]

Ivan always getting boolied

[upbeat verge]

his picture included shit that he can't use and then the brainless ape subhuman retard says no when someone gives him that suggestion
LIKE WHY INCLUDE A THING YOU CANT USE IN THE PICTURE IN THE FIRST PLACE
THATS LIKE GIVING SOMEONE THE CHOICE OF 3 drinks and then saying AAH U CANT HAVE THIS ONE because i put dabs on it

LIKE , NO

kys

genuinely

[verbal gate]

they're jumping his ass

[sullen stag]

They beating his assss

[upbeat verge]

not surprised that people in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat are complete morons
not the first thing it has happened not the last

they'll survive

[blazing maple]

I should try rook

https://x.com/LoveRachael_/status/2030396138696704321

Rae ✨ (@LoveRachael_)

X · Mar 7, 2026, 9:32 PM

[sour rivet]

werent you supposed to be playing like an hour ago

smh

[sick trail]

They beating Ivan's ass in Newbies

[halcyon fossil]

wuh when did it become 3 am

[sick trail]

Deservedly so

[sullen stag]

The more you rep up factions the more powerful rook becomes

[blazing maple]

I decided to hang out with my mother

[sour rivet]

theres only one rook thats worth playing

[sour rivet]

sounds terrifying

[real aspen]

i forget how many channels there actually are

[halcyon fossil]

losing a fucking hour on women's day can't handle this shit

[real aspen]

i only see this

[blazing maple]

I poured her some champaigne and we discussed her workday and made dinner plans

[sour rivet]

womens day was 2 days ago

[blazing maple]

Women only get 23 hours to mens 24 hours

[sour rivet]

ew achololol

[blazing maple]

something something daylight savings gap

[sour rivet]

must be nice being able to vocally speak to more than 1 person in your life

[verbal gate]

FO4 modlist say "Difficult but fair experience"

2 Deathclaws outside Concord

[blazing maple]

life in the ruins?

[upbeat verge]

shut up

[blazing maple]

That shit SUCKED!!!

[upbeat verge]

Фури

[sour rivet]

it used to be good

[blazing maple]

yeah man replace feral ghoul spawns with super mutan giant spawns and give me 2 bullets every real in game hour

each bullet does 2% damage

https://fixvx.com/caseyleemoore/status/2030389645243293727

Lee (@caseyleemoore)

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 7, 2026, 9:06 PM

also new untouched just dropped

holy FUCK

[sour rivet]

the new what

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-veronicas-veronicas-untouched-gif-14011987

[sour rivet]

literally who

[verbal gate]

super mutant with Centaurs near Vault 111 entrance, fuck outta here

[blazing maple]

get this toomfoolery out of my modlist at once!!

[verbal gate]

pathing makes it so if you wait around for the rest of the mods to load, they're coming for your ass

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/humaniremember0/status/2030058061704896984?s=20

Daily Human i remember you’re (@humaniremember0)

X · Mar 6, 2026, 11:08 PM

[halcyon fossil]

i've never heard this. why does all the good australian music stay there but ac/dc went global

[blazing maple]

Australian singers who made a song way back when that was a huge hit

like people put the song on their myspace pages

was huge

[sour rivet]

maybe its not as good as people thought

[left mantle]

anyway we're gaming

[blazing maple]

we keep it hidden

our precious treasure

[left mantle]

I've gotten my first voidstone

[sour rivet]

can you guys keep more stuff hidden

maybe make your government take the ocean walk

[blazing maple]

we have a -5 to stealth rolls :(

+5 to nature checks tho

[sour rivet]

+10 to sucking trumps dick

not the civiilians specifically

[verbal gate]

Oh ok, the Power Armor they give you to fight the deathclaw explodes, nice

real nice

[blazing maple]

Yeah dw the average aussie thinks Albo is a massive dumbcunt

[sour rivet]

good

[blazing maple]

Also everyones government sucks trumps dick he's in charge of a global super power

[sour rivet]

we should maybe

stop sucking dicks

methinks

[blazing maple]

#pridemonthisOVER

#homophobicarc

[sour rivet]

nothing to be prideful about

[blazing maple]

Wrath month inbound

Ultrakill warned about this

[sour rivet]

wrath

wrath is watery

[rocky turtle]

burn month

[raven swan]

why the fuck are you still awake

[sour rivet]

why are you

[raven swan]

[halcyon fossil]

this year's wrath month is gonna go crazy

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

im using my wrath right now so i can bottle it up again next week

[raven swan]

is not my time to eep

[sour rivet]

this is a healthy thing to do i assure you

i've been doing it for years

[blazing maple]

uh oh!

[halcyon fossil]

me during wrath month (possible volume warning)

[sour rivet]

i am a ticking bomb

[sour rivet]

thank you gregor

[verbal gate]

better to bottle it up than pay an ungodly amount to go to one of those fuckass "rage rooms"

[halcyon fossil]

breathing exercises

[sour rivet]

i went to a rage room with a friend before

90% of the stuff was broken

we had NOTHING

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Micomiconian/status/1979369532620968242?s=20

Mico of #indextwt (@Micomiconian)

Seriously what do they do in this situation

QRT: STR1KETHESUN
THATS HIS SILHOUETTE RIGHT THERE TELL ME IM NOT GOING INSANE

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 18, 2025, 2:10 AM

[verbal gate]

ez, just get some protective gear and a baseball bat, then go to an abandoned warehouse or smth

rest of the money goes to tetanus shots or whatever

[sour rivet]

haha

imagine having shots

[sick trail]

"Oh hey look two Aces-- Everyone fucking folds"

[halcyon fossil]

Ace Greed

[sour rivet]

non binary heresy

[blazing maple]

Transgender Lust

https://x.com/LukeCB14/status/2030338540593111048

LukeCB14 (@LukeCB14)

X · Mar 7, 2026, 5:43 PM

https://x.com/LukeCB14/status/2030365975585894734

LukeCB14 (@LukeCB14)

X · Mar 7, 2026, 7:32 PM

[sour rivet]

whats with the fucking costco

i keep seeing it

[pallid sapphire]

I missed Ivan getting the death row treatment

[blazing maple]

There's food items and a food based supercorp in marathon

people call 'em costco

there's a 2 person liquid burger you can drink

[sour rivet]

ew

[blazing maple]

"Tastes like meat. Isn't"

[sour rivet]

dreadful

[rocky turtle]

fluid burger

[blazing maple]

https://www.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/1752/17528202/4661590-marathondrinkableburger.jpg

Who wants to sip the co-op drinkable cheeseburger

[sour rivet]

for once

[rocky turtle]

omg me

[sour rivet]

no

[halcyon fossil]

is it a hot drink?

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ryopromoter-hirose-ryo-hiroseryo-ryo-finger-twiddle-gif-5988487812185706898

[sour rivet]

you probably smell bad as hell

[blazing maple]

I smell like the rain and blue blood

[sour rivet]

your breath

[blazing maple]

oh that

[rocky turtle]

fresh?

[blazing maple]

I'm sure there's toothpaste

[blazing maple]

always

GLORY TO ARACHNE

https://tenor.com/view/bungie-marathon-bungie-marathon-marathon-arachne-arachne-gif-6804007077072001073

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

can you say something that makes sense

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-marathon-arachne-bungie-arachne-sekiguchi-gif-12430293564243728656

[blazing maple]

full metal alchemist

[sour rivet]

full meta

[halcyon fossil]

full metal???

[sour rivet]

alchemist~

[little depot]

oh yeah im mikuing it

[sour rivet]

lies

[little depot]

?

youre justa hater

[sour rivet]

you bear the tag yet nothing to show for it

[little depot]

miku dayo

[sour rivet]

intruder

[little depot]

ask me something only migu would know

[sour rivet]

what is she thinking

[little depot]

trick question

she doesnt think

[sour rivet]

you idiot

shes thinking miku

get out of my sight

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

[halcyon fossil]

oo ee oo

[little depot]

piss 🚬

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1480029579748966502/go.mp4?ex=69ae3075&is=69acdef5&hm=9a0ae96bf931424ef6d0f1a21bf4f6f3f751343353388e9190e4fd790607025c&

[sick trail]

Turns out Azu is French

[sour rivet]

some dork is flooding my twt feed with marathon

[halcyon fossil]

some dork is flooding my mouth with toothpaste and soon a bed with a person

[sour rivet]

a bed with a person!?

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-giggle-gif-26415225

[sour rivet]

go play res evil

[blazing maple]

can't, waitin 4 food

it's din din time

[sour rivet]

play while waitng

welp i refresheed my page and there is no longer marathon

[little depot]

I am?

[sour rivet]

I hope everyone here BLOWS UP!!!!

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-fuck-you-asshole-gif-678221814522014649

[sour rivet]

I did th a t

[chrome zodiac]

MANAGER ESQUIREEEE

[rocky turtle]

[chrome zodiac]

Ellooo :3

[blazing maple]

Full Resident Evil

[rocky turtle]

[chrome zodiac]

Awwww!

[rocky turtle]

literally me

[blazing maple]

Evil beast guards the void, preventing me from escaping to downstairs

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet @halcyon fossil

[chrome zodiac]

Anyway I drew again

Behold
My horrible art skills

[rocky turtle]

looking like nugget from lob corp

[blazing maple]

I like the strawb

[chrome zodiac]

She may aswell be

[chrome zodiac]

Strawb :3c

I experimented with shadows

[blazing maple]

Looks good

[chrome zodiac]

Thamk

[blazing maple]

Using the BG as a refrence for lighting is a good move

[chrome zodiac]

I've really been struggling to draw lately but I still get one or two things out

[blazing maple]

Any art made is improvement and progress

good on you

[raven swan]

I've given myself a deadline

[chrome zodiac]

true, this one is much better than my art just a few days ago

[raven geyser]

I thought those are cigarettes

[raven swan]

Gotta bang this one out by the 10th

[raven geyser]

I like your stuff

[chrome zodiac]

thamks, I will certainly keep making goobers

[rocky turtle]

[chrome zodiac]

I also drew Yuka (my sknunk OC) in Jon Yakitory's artstyle

[raven swan]

Wait a second

[chrome zodiac]

Me when I blatantly copy yakitory's homework-

[raven swan]

Is this...

[chrome zodiac]

Hm?

[raven swan]

That background image

[chrome zodiac]

It's a random station I fetched online

[raven swan]

Suspiciously looks like an Indian railway station

[raven swan]

Oh okay

[chrome zodiac]

I dunno, it's a stock image

The strawberry girl is blocking the watermark

[raven swan]

[chrome zodiac]

Nom Yen get yo fatass out of the way

[little depot]

I am french

[chrome zodiac]

My condolences

[raven swan]

I hope you get cured soon

Anyway if you need more pictures of Indian railways you can ping me

I literally live here

[raven geyser]

Too clean

Anyway look at the stinker

[chrome zodiac]

Awww

[quiet abyss]

1000 calories max

[blazing maple]

2 sauces long

[chrome zodiac]

Nah, 3

[quiet abyss]

actively playing darktide with people that just started

nice and all

[chrome zodiac]

Is a big one

[quiet abyss]

but uprising is so shit

[chrome zodiac]

I should buy darktide

[quiet abyss]

yes, but i will not play with you until you unlock heresy difficulty

because this shit is ass

[chrome zodiac]

Oke

[quiet abyss]

uprising isnt even a challenge to me

or even level 1 me

malice is something

heresy is fun

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot holy shit u can unlock ranking much faster now

[chrome zodiac]

Dost thou hath any tips for I :3

[raven geyser]

Please he's AT LEAST 3 chocolate bars long

[chrome zodiac]

What brand?

[raven geyser]

And weights not less than a dozen dog food cans

[chrome zodiac]

Weighs no more than a kilogram of feathers

[raven geyser]

Nah, more

[chrome zodiac]

A kilogram of steel

[rocky turtle]

RAAAAAH

[chrome zodiac]

Someone told me to spray god brb

-# ZEUS! FACE ME YOU COWARD!

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot duggur quasi resistances

[raven swan]

We are sorry we have failed to meet your expectations

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613389510897565717/1475167648693223736/evil-will.gif

[sick trail]

Honey, woke up
New way to play Funger dropped https://stupidpenisx.com/AllbonesJones/status/2030498717598646485

All-bones Jones (@AllbonesJones)

any good game obviously needs to have the camera compensate a bit when the player moves, that's just common sense. so i added it

QRT: AllbonesJones
i've decided to make the opposite of a bugfix mod for fear and hunger

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 8, 2026, 4:19 AM

[raven swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[quiet yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[quiet abyss]

dodge lots, and learn how to dodge slide

advanced movement is great

also when dodging, if the bar says you have 3

you have 4

almost always the bar lies

you get 1 more dodge than the bar

[chrome zodiac]

Ahaah
Thanks, imma screenshot that

[quiet abyss]

hold on, i can just send you the ones i sent a youtuber too

one sec

1. rebind jump to something like V or anything but space, will stop you from doing that jump that just gets you killed
2. TURN ON THE RELIC BLADE, PLEASE (it helps a ton, just do it)
3. you get extended push reach on those poxbursters, so you can push them and dodge backwards, and they wont hit you (if the game decides to not bug out)
4. as zealot, prioritize melee combat with your powerful melee, like the relic blade or thunder hammers (and with the thunder hammer, use the crucis one, and spam heavy attacks, when you charge the hammer, also use heavies)
5. dodge often, even when using ranged weapons, ensure youre evasive, because on anything above damnation it will bite you in the ass
6. save your flame grenades for hordes, or to revive team mates in hordes or enemies
7. my opinion on zealot is to take the "martyrdom" keystone in the talent tree, and get curios for wounds, this allows you to go down more (good to get the hang of things) and when you lose wounds, your damage and toughness increase as you lose hp

this is zealot oriented

but some of it is just universal

[chrome zodiac]

Yooo thanks!

[quiet abyss]

this was because i was sick of seeing the relic blade being deactivated half the time

and i do think zealot is a good starter

since its very tanky and forgiving when done right

and i can give you my zealot build if you like, its very easy to play

but id have to make it on games lantern

but i can if you want

[chrome zodiac]

Thanks, we can do that once I actually have the game

[quiet abyss]

i mean, you wont be able to play the build until level 30 lmao

and that too

[chrome zodiac]

Ehhehe

Well
First I make lunch

[rocky turtle]

what an easy 2 floor mission what could possibly go wrong

nothing

[little depot]

Doctor peppered

[quiet abyss]

6am and im still on

darktide is a hell of a drug

[untold spear]

i woke up at 6:30 am

feels good

[quiet abyss]

HOLY JESUS FUCK

who even PLAYS THAT MUCH

774 levels?

[uneven sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

@slim blaze they redid collimator bonus

[slim blaze]

Fucking rip

or.. is it? was it 24% before?

i hate damage dropoff

[chrome zodiac]

I sees

[rocky turtle]

i dont remember

[slim blaze]

ahahhaa

Me neither

i think it as like 24%

actually, i can open muh game

Cause i still have same ver

[rocky turtle]

what i like is they redid upgrade trees

[slim blaze]

upgrade?

[rocky turtle]

also refrigerator didnt take your cargo slot too

[slim blaze]

never needed it tbh

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[slim blaze]

oh that

[rocky turtle]

for gavvakh tho

[slim blaze]

true

[rocky turtle]

and those bois

also organs for crafting

[slim blaze]

literally still the same

lmfao

[rocky turtle]

Oh i mistaked it for laser sight bonus

[chrome zodiac]

I bought it now for 7 bucks lmao

[quiet abyss]

yeah the people im playing with just bought darktide tonight lmao

i just sent them my arbites builds they asked for

[chrome zodiac]

Jesus 80 GB

[quiet abyss]

sorry, last night

yeah its hefty

most games are now tho

nothing is less than 50 at this point

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

[brittle karma]

?

[nocturne aurora]

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

Nazeem

[green granite]

Mum told me to wash the dishes

There are just dirty bowls, pans, cooking stuff and utensil

Where are the dishes?

[nocturne aurora]

same shit when mom told you dinner is ready, nah my dude set the tabel you ungreatfull child

[uneven sapphire]

😭

[verbal gate]

when you brush your teeth do you only hit your teeth bones and not also your gums and entire mouth cavity

[uneven sapphire]

I usually tear my skin off and wash my skull with toothpaste

then glue it back on with superglue

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/images-warhammer-pdXittpi48UzC

[verbal gate]

how much do you spend on superglue per year then?

[rocky turtle]

xiomara gives this pact now

[uneven sapphire]

like

0 dolla

i steal it

from the garbage

[slim blaze]

All pacts are different now, so

i hope they fixed xiomara straight up getting destroyed in a month

she got wiped, fully

[green granite]

Season 2?

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVjjiVAkeVc/?igsh=Nnp5ZGdtcXFneG9y

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zhao-zhao-zzz-die-gif-13302507450875306631

[rocky turtle]

also they finished her quesline in this patch

bruh

[glossy widget]

isn't this a basic knowledge?

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mgseverydayuntilitsarabic-zqjav-saudi-snake-tHCYnjd7wne2yTAIuB

[glossy widget]

also changing dodge to smth like left alt over changing jump from space is better smh

[real aspen]

freaky oomfie

[thick plover]

https://fixvx.com/TheRealZephryss/status/2030198287521960267

Zephryss⛩️ (@TheRealZephryss)

Everything you need to know about Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced:

🟢 Ubisoft officially revealed the artwork and logo in March 2026.
🟢 The initial name was Codenamed Obsidian.
🟢 The official title will now be “Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced.”
🟢 Ubisoft Singapore is leading the development of the remake, while Ubisoft Montreal, Ubisoft Bordeaux, and Ubisoft Belgrade are the supporting studios.
🟢 The remake removes the modern day and replaces them with more content in Edward’s pirate era (a few extra hours compared to the original).
🟢 Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games.
🟢 Loot and gear stats for Edward
🟢 Inventory systems
🟢 Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original.
🟢 RPG aspects were planned to have a bigger role but it has been reduced through development.
🟢 No loading screens when moving between ship and land
🟢 Map is not bigger, but islands wil…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 7, 2026, 8:26 AM

its ass

Rpg combat

[real aspen]

cock

[green granite]

Get the

.300-06

[proven tundra]

Isn't the RPG style combat the thing everyone hates

[thick plover]

Yes

Its AC odyssey

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[thick plover]

Unneedingly long grind for no fucking reason

[real aspen]

yerp

[thick plover]

My brother legit got 200 hours just to be able to beat the game cause the grind and scaling is so fucking bad

[real aspen]

corpo executives once again are disconnected from reality

[thick plover]

You know what they should do now

Make the og blackflag unavailable for purchase

So i have a justified reason to go burn down ubisoft belgrade, which is in Serbia

[real aspen]

make this man a CEO now

[proven tundra]

Go back and make all the games shitty
Delist the old games
"They were always like that" - some kids in ten years

[chrome zodiac]

Haii

[proven tundra]

[chrome zodiac]

Me if I uhh was a rat

[proven tundra]

[frozen void]

how legit is this

i feel its fake

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

I believe it because its ubislop

[uneven sapphire]

ye

[slim blaze]

yikes

Reminds me of that pact that created friendly quasis

It sounds amazing, yet it is incredibly useless

I made like 25 friendly quasis. nice. Map is cleared

They dissapear in 2 turns

[snow tree]

Hello @rocky turtle hello @proven tundra

[little depot]

💜

hardie is a fan of wuh luh wuh

[rocky turtle]

i wonder how that works now

[slim blaze]

I legit used this on a boss. All they did was make it stop for 5 seconds

what is even the point

[rocky turtle]

i know there is pact which summons friendly quasi baron

[rocky turtle]

65 pacts in total btw

[verbal gate]

currently playing as an evil Nora in FO4, my headcanon is that she's always been like that and ya boi Nate was a freaky mfker that managed to endear himself to her lmao

[slim blaze]

Love coming back to this game lmao

[proven tundra]

||she's Canadian!||

[slim blaze]

lmao

idk why but only anything AI has this flavor text

[proven tundra]

Happy Sunday chatters

[latent hazel]

loot
rpg
gear stats

its never been more over

[restive bear]

Another week to endure tomorrow

[rocky turtle]

i think 6 new guns is tied to ur bramfatura because no one from old factions have new weapon

[real aspen]

1.6 2.0 1.6

1.6 1.8 1.4 1.5 1.3

1.5 1.8 1.4 1.6 1.5

1.4 1.5 1.4 1.5 1.4

1.1 1.3 1.1 1.3 1.1

hmmm

[gleaming nymph]

why rustcompiler is stupoid

[little depot]

i just went 0-28 in deadlock

[thick plover]

Holy shit

Turbo inter

[little depot]

im just that good

[arctic flicker]

just that good at being bad

[last fern]

Wish I had time to make breakfast anymore

Best I can do is an egg sandwich and eat it on the way into work or heat it up on my break

[left mantle]

@frank hearth @verbal lodge First imbue acquired, and it isn't the worst that could've happened.

7 link gaming

Not BIS, but a really good one

[errant berry]

!debug

[solid sundial]

@errant berry How to enable debug mode: #╭📖faq message

[pallid sapphire]

#🤖bot-commands

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@errant berry

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

[raven swan]

I

Have been

COOKING

For TWO HOURS

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[arctic flicker]

can you cook in 2 minutes

[real aspen]

hmmmmm

weaponized hot air

not like flamethrower, but actual superheated air

[raven swan]

TWO

AND A HALF

Kilos

Of stick fritters

I AM GOING INSANE

[arctic flicker]

are you feeding an entire party

[left mantle]

No it's clearly lettuce cosplaying an american

[real aspen]

or one entire sab

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

THERE IS EVEN MORE TO ROLL 😭

[arctic flicker]

You need some little goblins to roll em

[raven swan]

This is the last one

[lucid latch]

GET IT DOOOOONE

[real aspen]

inspirobot ahh

[raven swan]

THERE IS EVEN MORE

MY MOTHER TOOK OVER THE LAST ONE

[lucid latch]

KEEP GOING

[little depot]

GIVE UP!!!!

[raven swan]

MY MOTHER TOOK OVER THE LAST ONE

W MOM

[lucid latch]

[raven swan]

It is done.

Both me and mom are delirious but it is done.

[arctic flicker]

Mom gonna take credit for the 2 hours long fritter creation

[raven swan]

Nah we were at it together

Teamwork

[thick plover]

THANK YOU WINDOWS 11

[lucid latch]

Wait

Is this in a good or a sarcastic way

[thick plover]

Im gonna rip your head off

[raven swan]

is this rb?

there should be report to mods for rb button

[lucid latch]

Its not

This is completely not rage bait its a genuine question

[raven swan]

this

[lucid latch]

Is this in a good or sarcastic way

[real aspen]

[raven swan]

he's being sarcastic

[lucid latch]

Ok

[raven swan]

i turn off all user access control features

[real aspen]

worst thing w11 does to me is randomly adding united kingdom english

[raven swan]

yes i live without the condom that is the "are you sure you want to -" screen

[raven swan]

not the british

[thick plover]

bri ish innit

[lucid latch]

I just modded my windows and deleted all the bloat lowk

[raven swan]

i use win10 IoT edition

[pallid raft]

never heard of it

[raven swan]

bro has his windows riced out, that's really neat

[real aspen]

i doubt you would be able to tell which windows i use just from looking at it

[raven swan]

IoT edition is the barebones windows version which stuff like self checkouts and advertisement kiosks use

[pallid raft]

do you guys hide taskbar or keep it on

[raven swan]

you can find it at msgrave

[real aspen]

keep it

hiding is too buggy

[pallid raft]

yeah thats what i do

[lucid latch]

yeah I just got one of them debloater tools and just deleted all the bloat

[raven swan]

i have a tiny ass monitor so i let it autohide

[real aspen]

debloaters are a sham

[lucid latch]

I keep it on autohide

I use wintools

[real aspen]

deletes media viever and calls it cleanup

[raven swan]

obligatory reminder to use scripts off the internet responsibly

[pallid raft]

the only thing i did was use windhawk to change how it looks

[raven swan]

IoT edition doens't even have a viewer in the first place

[pallid raft]

oh yeah and i did the chris titus thing just to get rid of co pilot and stuff easily

i was pretty skeptical over it so i looked into it a bunch first

seemed fine and was in the end

[lucid latch]

I used wintools and got all the crazy stuff off my desktop

[raven swan]

i'd much rather use Revo uninstaller to get rid of each bloat app one by one by hand

and nuke their reg keys too

WITHOUT a system restore point because i'm regarded like that

[pallid raft]

yeah i did that after too just to make triple sure

[real aspen]

one thing i genuinely dislike about windows, is file explorer, it's so fucking barebones

cant even have split view

[pallid raft]

the nicest thing it did for me was allow me to use rightclick without the gross menu popping up and taking me straight to the good one

[real aspen]

isp is fucking dying

[pallid raft]

thank god

[lucid latch]

files is a good alternative, but its a little slower

[real aspen]

why is it transparent

[raven swan]

you get chrome style tabs in explorer in win 11 tho

[pallid raft]

windhawk

theres a thing on there to get transparent windows

[lucid latch]

because transparent = clean 👍

[real aspen]

naw, need split view, preferably more than just two

[raven swan]

winhawk is peak

[pallid raft]

the little bar pmo tho

but i like how it looks so i keep it

[lucid latch]

Windhawk killed my pc I had to delete it

[pallid raft]

it does it to like all windows processes

[pallid raft]

had to scan this like 4 times to make sure i wasnt leaking myself

i dont think seeing my open morrowind folder will hurt me tho

[real aspen]

am i weird for really disliking transparency and glass/acrylic effects?

[raven swan]

only windows customisation tool i will keep is wallpaper engine

that shit is peak

[lucid latch]

wallpaper engine is great

[raven swan]

not really

[pallid raft]

naw i dont think so, i mean they did get rid of it for new windows

[real aspen]

i also dislike glass-sided pc cases

[pallid raft]

i just like how it looks

[raven swan]

vista was ahead of its time

[lucid latch]

I'm looking at that new macbook neo

[pallid raft]

vista was so good they called it 7 and resold it

[raven swan]

get a refurbished air man, that 8 gb ram is atrocious

[lucid latch]

8gb is more than enough for work

[pallid raft]

8 gig ram and probably 5000 usd

[raven swan]

are you in like first year of college or something?

[pallid raft]

oh for 700

[lucid latch]

its 500 if you use the education store

[pallid raft]

i dont like mac os but you should do what you like

[restive bear]

These retarded birds are my no.1 hated enemy in this level ong. They always come in 3 per group

[real aspen]

8gb is really not enough for that much

[raven swan]

if you are in first year of college, you will outgrow 8 gb in 6 months, if you're already past that then i g you know what you want

[real aspen]

sulfur hell yeah

[pallid raft]

i need a laptop for university and idrk what to get

i was thinking getting a framework 12 or something

[raven swan]

nah dude, best deal in laptops are macbook airs, get a like an m3 model on sale or something

they'll last a decade

[real aspen]

laptops are ass in general

[lucid latch]

Someone opened like 50 tabs on it and it still was fine, and plus the chip they use in it is faster than an M1 but I might just get an air

[lucid latch]

they are only good for portable work stuff really

[real aspen]

50 tabs doesnt really mean anything

[raven swan]

swap trickery, swap will eviscerate your ssd

[real aspen]

you can have 1 tab consuming more than 100 tabs

[pallid raft]

my brother bought a gaming laptop and he just uses it plugged into a monitor, i didnt see the point

[real aspen]

also yeah, swap memory

[real aspen]

that's fine tbf

i'd keep laptop open as 2nd monitor but that's fine

[pallid raft]

yeah he did

i just didnt know why he specifically didnt get a desktop

he doesnt move it anywehre

it just sits there

poor little laptop

[raven swan]

people like the "option" of "yeah i can move it when i want to"

i guess

[pallid raft]

i suppose

[lucid latch]

I already have a gaming pc already I just want a laptop to bring around because I think gaming laptops aren't that good really

just a work laptop

[raven swan]

yeah gaming laptops are categorically ass outside of their very specific usecase

that being you want to game, but also want it to be your power pc on the move

[lucid latch]

you might as well get a portable handheld at that point if you want to bring something on the move to game with

[raven swan]

oh for sure, and i think people are starting to realise that too

[raven geyser]

Spent like a hundred bucks on wooden cutting board I am offically old as shit

[lucid latch]

[raven swan]

but for low penetration markets like places where gaming handhelds are obscenely expensive, cheap gaming laptops will still be popular

like the steamdeck here costs 70k INR

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Just checked, the imbue combo I have is up for a minimum of 10 div

[raven swan]

that's just fucking unreasonable

[lucid latch]

wow thats crazy

but there are other handhelds I've looked at

[raven swan]

the rog ally x costs 102k INR

[lucid latch]

damn

[frail leaf]

💱 102,000 INR (Indian Rupee) :flag_in: is equal to 1,109.24 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[pallid raft]

yeeowch

[raven swan]

meanwhile you can get a 3050 laptop for like 50k

[lucid latch]

I was looking at the odin 3

[pallid raft]

i kinda wanna get a thinkpad or something and just dualboot linux and windows for fun

[raven swan]

it will be a cheap ass or acer laptop

[lucid latch]

its a 400 dollar handheld

[raven swan]

but 50k is like sub 400 dolla

[frail leaf]

💱 50,000 INR (Indian Rupee) :flag_in: is equal to 543.75 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[untold spear]

damn ur indian

that's crazy

[raven swan]

[lucid latch]

and it was running around 48 fps on Kc2

[raven swan]

indeed

[lucid latch]

for 400 bucks and its a handheld

[untold spear]

i remember meeting on discord someone from egypt

[lucid latch]

thats crazy

[untold spear]

exquisite

[raven swan]

smh grey names, not caught up on offtopic lore

[untold spear]

huh

[lucid latch]

rook

[raven swan]

just kidding

[lucid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-meme-marathon-game-marathon-bungie-rook-marathon-gif-2089286256739290030

[untold spear]

its just that it feels weird

[raven swan]

yeah I do be a flesh and blood indian

[untold spear]

people from asian contries are usually more secluded from my experience

[raven swan]

[lucid latch]

The economy has truly went to shit

[pallid raft]

i wonder if i could use my uni account to get a discount on newer laptop actually

[raven swan]

pc gaming is not a big thing in india, pretty expensive hobby

plus boomer parents just hate gaming

[untold spear]

what do you think of the average indian?

[pallid raft]

what type of question is that lmfao

[raven swan]

the average indian is 30 years behind the average western person

[lucid latch]

what does this mean bro

[raven swan]

[untold spear]

i think that the average person from my country is fucking retarded

that's what i mean

[lucid latch]

👀

[raven swan]

where are you from, lets get some engi lore

[untold spear]

you would know if you tried hard enough

[raven swan]

poland

[untold spear]

either way

i just wanted to know what you think about the average citizen because from what i seen, it feels like a completely different reality

even sea countrise aren't that different

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/m1fq9jxKZ68

[raven swan]

yeah well most of SEA was buttfucked by colonialism

[lucid latch]

When globalism arc

🌐

[untold spear]

already happened

[raven swan]

the most useful we were until the 1950s was for growing sugarcane and indigo, and supplying desk clerks for the colonists

[untold spear]

india has some big tech companies

[raven swan]

its not enough

[untold spear]

with 2 b people? definetely not

at least be grateful you're not from south africa i guess

[lucid latch]

When civilization level 1

[raven swan]

shiyon would smack you if he was here

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

SA is pretty well off compared to india

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

you can't just look at the 1%-ers and say the nation is well off

by that metric america should be utopia

but

skid row, LA

i rest my case

[lucid latch]

it sure fucking isn't

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

our government is trying its best, shit will still take like 10 turns

and unlike civ, we don't have the fast forward button

[untold spear]

he's from SA?

[rocky turtle]

damn thats explains a lot of our country

[untold spear]

is he like the son of a warlord or something

[restive bear]

Same here in the PH

Mobile gaming is the largest

[raven swan]

Fr

freefire, pabaji

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel are u son of a warlord ?

[restive bear]

I haven't met another person who has a decent enough PC to play games

Everyone I know plays shit like CoDM or Mobile Legends

[raven swan]

fr

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-war-half-diamond-take-half-machette-nicolas-cage-gif-7142239953702053087

[restive bear]

People do play shit like Valorant and Counter Strike but only on computer shops

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[raven swan]

everytime i hear mobile legend i remember that clip of the mom scolding the child

[restive bear]

I hate how none of my countryfolk could afford a PC and see the endless games they could play beyond the mobile shit they find in the playstore. It's all bleak shit and the same gambling clone app over and over

I hope the AI bubble bursts so PC parts can be affordable

And I have to be careful with my PC because if it breaks, it's the last PC I'll ever have because PC part prices these days now cost a fucking limb

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb7R-jkyKto i found the genshin version, i don't have the elite ball knowledge to dig out the original

[raven swan]

we pray for AI's downfall everyday

[untold spear]

you guys are just jealous you're not generating your own videos of diddy and epstein having an anime battle

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-diddy-domain-expansion-fighting-tuff-gif-7191957339819572573

[raven swan]

chat is this guy lyming's alt

[untold spear]

who that

[raven swan]

deep off topic lore

[rocky turtle]

yeap

we should kill him like previous alts

[raven swan]

[rocky turtle]

u know how i know that its lyming alt?

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-terrified-aaa-horror-horrified-gif-17943660798774918087

[rocky turtle]

league of legends

[raven swan]

you speak the truth

[carmine laurel]

What the fuck

some retard greyname

moving on

[lucid latch]

Escape will make me worm

[untold spear]

would be more fun if you were the son of a warlord

lame

[raven swan]

i see you're running

[copper vapor]

yep

[raven swan]

the long distance

[lucid latch]

yup

[raven swan]

a marathon even

[copper vapor]

ew

[untold spear]

oh yeah

it seems that it failed to reach 100k yesterday

[lucid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/worm-marathon-bungie-gif-14326933617403420583

[untold spear]

guess it flopped

its over for bungiecels

[lucid latch]

Im not even a bungie fan the game is just fun

I play Marathon and Arc back and forth

I just don't like that Marathon doesn't have directional/in world voice chat

and that you have to press a button for proximity chat

[copper vapor]

it never will

sure it's not necessary to be successful

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/neetcha-vrchat-neet-so-true-gif-1719084757900258466

[untold spear]

retaining playerbase is certainly more important

but a 50% crash from it's peak

not looking good for bungiecels

[lucid latch]

If they fix up the ui and proximity chat it would be peak

[proven tundra]

1. Are there bungiecels
2. Who cares about bungiecels

[lucid latch]

and it has a consistent 65-70k

thats a pretty good retainment

[raven swan]

i'm super happy with the numbers, it will carve its niche if post launch support is good

[lucid latch]

It looks to be I was looking at the roadmap

the wipes are good

[raven swan]

that's really good

my one and only fear is sony turning it into concord 3

becuase by god they caniballised the d2 dev team and took the best cooks

[rocky turtle]

if my bestie gonna buy marathon so do i

[raven swan]

if they don't cook for marathon with that kind of star studded cast, then they fucking deserve to crash and burn

[lucid latch]

The fact that they had to fix the STORE while the game ran like butter is insane

[copper vapor]

if it stays at 40-50k it'll be fine

[lucid latch]

and their support is great

[timber oxide]

My only fear is the game not becoming concord 3

[lucid latch]

they have been very talkative and helpfull

[gleaming nymph]

game engines should put delta time since last update into the update event

[copper vapor]

opposite fatshark?
thinfish

[untold spear]

that's what i'm saying though

less than a week

down 50%

grim

[copper vapor]

what cast

[oblique belfry]

spray bottle

[little depot]

why are there so many lyming alts

[timber oxide]

Hi lyming alt

[oblique belfry]

whats up with so many VA's playing their own characters lately

[lucid latch]

they compensated the deluxe edition glitch, the currency glitch, the battlepass glitch, all the damn things you gotta buy in game were glitched while the game was fine

[proven tundra]

Do you believe in free will azu

[oblique belfry]

this is like the 4th time i see a VA play their own character and post it on media

[copper vapor]

gotta stay relevant

[little depot]

Yes

i do

[proven tundra]

Dang

[left mantle]

[proven tundra]

Lyming alt not confirmed

[left mantle]

I've been gaming

[little depot]

one of the bigger reasons im not protestant like my parents are

[blazing maple]

if you were a VA wouldn't you?

I would

[copper vapor]

would actually be cool if someone like Michael Ironside played Splinter Cell

[untold spear]

remember what silco's VA did?

crazy shit eh

[copper vapor]

look at this famous hollywood actor playing the videogame they voiced

would be cool

[lucid latch]

Free will doesn't exist for anyone its just the illusion of it, the leaders don't have free will, the elite don't have free will, there is always a bigger fish than the other fish, there is never anyone at the top because the top doesn't exist it just keeps going up and up

[left mantle]

Also forgot that backwards time day was today, so I lost an hour

[proven tundra]

WE FOUND THE LYMING

[oblique belfry]

i would too but its odd timing that i saw 4 va's play their own characters and post it on yt

[copper vapor]

there was a livestream of FFXV being played by the guys who voice the protags

[lucid latch]

[timber oxide]

KILL HIM

[oblique belfry]

what he do

[copper vapor]

way back when

[lucid latch]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[copper vapor]

MISTER ELECTRIC, KILL HIM

[lucid latch]

I am but just a silkworm

[real aspen]

i ate grass from the ground

and trees

free will is afraid of me

and you should be too

[timber oxide]

No

[rocky turtle]

eat it

[real aspen]

yummers

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ape-29

[lucid latch]

If we had free will then there would not be laws

[oblique belfry]

why is wild rift getting bangers 🥀

[oblique belfry]

man

[proven tundra]

What

[copper vapor]

what in the world of warcraft is this

[oblique belfry]

Turret pantheon

[copper vapor]

this guy is worse than lyming

[timber oxide]

It's Gabriel ultrakill from temu

[copper vapor]

"fuck go back" button

[oblique belfry]

humanoid alistar

is more cursed

[lucid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-2-yakuza-2-kiwami-kiwami-door-slam-kiryu-kazama-gif-13461520529110112657

[timber oxide]

Went back to better times

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

Consider this: biuuuwaeep

[copper vapor]

the laptop screen got bigger

[lucid latch]

The worm is true free will

I want one of these things

[proven tundra]

If I didn't have free will
Would I be able to post
THIS

[lucid latch]

post what

oh

[timber oxide]

Bazinga

[proven tundra]

The greatest emoji of all time

[lucid latch]

well I guess it does exist

[rocky turtle]

oh its worm from vangers

[lucid latch]

but only for certain things

🤑

[timber oxide]

Ok Lyming

[lucid latch]

middle ground

[proven tundra]

[chrome zodiac]

A quack

[lucid latch]

I hear no quacking

[chrome zodiac]

NUUUU-

[real aspen]

the sab virus is spreading

we must consume

[lucid latch]

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/eating-eating-food-3

[chrome zodiac]

MY QUAAAACK

[lucid latch]

delicious

[restive bear]

Fried quack

[timber oxide]

There ain't no Sab virus, you're too stupid to even infect yourself

[restive bear]

We having a feast tonight

[chrome zodiac]

Ebil

[real aspen]

that sounds pretty smart idk

why would i wanna infect myself smh

[rocky turtle]

did i add u in limbus?

[chrome zodiac]

Maybe?

[lucid latch]

How do you spolier your words

[timber oxide]

To spread the virus, dummy

[lucid latch]

[chrome zodiac]

Use || before and after

[lucid latch]

ok

[rocky turtle]

check if u got that one in friends : M354460849

[chrome zodiac]

Okii

[timber oxide]

Someone has to be a patient zero and since you literally know no one then it has to be yourself

[proven tundra]

Can you spoiler inside a spoiler?

[blazing maple]

meee me meeee

[proven tundra]

||yes ||no|| ||

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

You're already infected with the bovine brainworm

[lucid latch]

|| I can't believe they introduced a clone of Wesker just to one shot him in the same game || (RE9 spoilers)

[proven tundra]

[chrome zodiac]

Sent you a request

[proven tundra]

Did you send me a request

[chrome zodiac]

Nu

[proven tundra]

Okay

[copper vapor]

gotta have a punching bag

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/coalslaw12/status/2030548017539879314

coal (@coalslaw12)

so much normalsville content on the account, but rly felt inspired to do this one #normalsville

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 8, 2026, 7:35 AM

[lucid latch]

||Dumbass injected himself with elpis and lost his powers|| MORE spoilers

[rocky turtle]

i just got level 100 last day

[chrome zodiac]

:3

[oblique belfry]

inside job 3 when

[blazing maple]

sry man netflix had to cancel it for another 3 seasons of big mouth or smth

[oblique belfry]

[untold spear]

little bit of an overreaction

[lucid latch]

Big mouth needs to fucking STOP

[chrome zodiac]

AGREED

[untold spear]

who even watches this shit

[proven tundra]

Alexa what is Big Mouth

[blazing maple]

it's already stopped

worry not

#relatable

[lucid latch]

Enough people for it to have TREE(3) seasons I guess

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/artoria-pendragon-saber-fsn-ubw-fsn-ubw-gif-20995030

bro my keyboard is so loud

[verbal gate]

man, this modlist only gives you like 10 10mm ammo per business day, and have the nerve to put a PA enemy in the America Rising 2 starting quest location? I'm dropping it now lmao

[untold spear]

i mostly can't hear it because of headphones

but it's so loud lmao

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

you already need to be a special type of person to be subscribed to netflix

so i guess it figures

[proven tundra]

But I'm subscribed to Netflix

[lucid latch]

Netflix has literally almost nothing now

[untold spear]

why

[copper vapor]

[untold spear]

wtf is wrong with u

[lucid latch]

it went from seasoned food to unseasoned food

[copper vapor]

I guess we know who's the shitstain on the relationship

[proven tundra]

My parents watch it and I pay for their account lol

[rocky turtle]

[lucid latch]

Crimson desert looks PEAK

[proven tundra]

I also let them watch my Amazon prime

[lucid latch]

Is it out?

[proven tundra]

No

[carmine laurel]

[lucid latch]

ok

[proven tundra]

The 19th

[blazing maple]

chat I need guidance

[copper vapor]

so did black desert, look how that turned out

[blazing maple]

Do I play Skyrim or Marathon

I have things I wanna do in both

[proven tundra]

Skyrim

[untold spear]

skyrim

[copper vapor]

play Skython

[proven tundra]

And then marathon

[lucid latch]

get both

[proven tundra]

And then sleep

[blazing maple]

can't play one than the other, I'd be out of time

[lucid latch]

[blazing maple]

I just woke up

[rocky turtle]

quasimorph

[proven tundra]

Dang

[copper vapor]

Mod Skyrim to play like Marathon

[blazing maple]

don't like it

[verbal gate]

Sam please tell me this aint a normal staple for modlists, they got a Raider PA enemy near the starting area for America Rising 2

[rocky turtle]

u can work for demon spider wife there

[blazing maple]

Yeah but I straight up don't like the gameplay

[proven tundra]

If you can only do one Skyrim I guess

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

why are you torturing yourself

that modlist sounds evil

[lucid latch]

Get Skyrim, Marathon, AND arc

[copper vapor]

sam likes the jangling keys games

[proven tundra]

Sam has all three kek

[rocky turtle]

make sense

[lucid latch]

Costs just as much as a AAA game now for all 3

[frank hearth]

thank you new and trending page

[proven tundra]

No

[lucid latch]

holy hell

[lucid latch]

[quiet yew]

I open offtopic and I see this

[oblique belfry]

decent sale

[blazing maple]

i beat the tutorial and the lack of direction and UI kinda overwhelmed me and made me not wanna keep going

[quiet yew]

y'all have issues

[blazing maple]

also the story didn't grip me

[quiet yew]

like major issues

[untold spear]

and people wonder why i blocked nfsw shit

[copper vapor]

reminder #873 that you're only seeing NSFW games on steam because you enabled the option

[untold spear]

there's just too much porn

[frank hearth]

the games "art" is also AI generated

[blazing maple]

"femboy Futa" seems like a oxymoron

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

mfers acting like this is the first time they have seen something nsfw