#╟❓general-offtopic

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snow tree
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Big number = big win

upbeat verge
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i did NOT expect the game to be this short fellas

copper vapor
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you're actually going kinda slow
remember it's a xbox 360/ps3 action game
they're short

upbeat verge
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I've played for 8 hours

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going for all collectibles

pliant chasm
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thorough

upbeat verge
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and the other shit

snow tree
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Damn, snail pace

upbeat verge
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kreoo you shut up

zealous depot
copper vapor
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only thing I didn't do was multiplayer for obvious reasons

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it's a short game, nothing else to say about it kek1

copper vapor
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singleplayer content? yes

snow tree
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True

upbeat verge
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then i'm going at a decent pace

proven tundra
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Slow poke

upbeat verge
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can literally beat it tomorrow and move onto ROTR

pliant chasm
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i wish we go back to more linear "shorter" games

proven tundra
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They'll still charge $80 for 5 hours or 60
Dang AAA slop

pliant chasm
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but i think that ship has sailed
since most of those game now would not be worth the money and ain't no way in hell they'll not sell it at full price

upbeat verge
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I mean lets be honest

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todays games aren't exactly short

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sorry

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I meant long

pliant chasm
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they are long but forcibly so

upbeat verge
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HAHA JONATHAN 8 HOURS OF UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES SO ITS MOVIE-ESQUE

proven tundra
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Esoteric Ebb is an isometric, Disco-like, TTRPG-turned-CRPG set in a bizarre post-Arcanepunk fantasy setting. You are The Cleric, an expert in esoteric events, and a glorified government goon. Inspired by classic CRPG games, Esoteric Ebb features deep and branching dialogs with a staggering amount of choices.

Create the world’s worst cl…

Price

$22.49

Recommendations

573

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Why is everything a something like now

upbeat verge
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I'm sorry

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fuckign WHAT!?

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bro i damn near had a stroke reading that

proven tundra
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It looks interesting and has good reviews

pliant chasm
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it's a tabletop game turned classic rpg

proven tundra
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Just not my kind of game

snow tree
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So it's crpg ohno

upbeat verge
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Cock rpg

snow tree
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Holy dev blabber

copper vapor
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but yeah it's disco elysium but fantasy rpg

upbeat verge
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like that can't be healthy

real aspen
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i dont want fancy new unique indie games

proven tundra
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Your d&d stats talk in your head when you need to make skill checks/decisions
I guess that's the disco like part

real aspen
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i want something like eldering

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to make me feel like the eldering lord

proven tundra
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Elden Ring likes

real aspen
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ya know the routine

upbeat verge
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I feel like devs try their hardest to like be so original and re-invent shit like its the second coming of christ

real aspen
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wake up
die a shit load
get wife
kill god
life good

copper vapor
# upbeat verge I meant long

really depends on what you're playing
got 80 hours in ninja gaiden 4 to get all achievements
115 hours in nioh 3 to get all achievements

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which reminds me ninja gaiden 4 dlc is out

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gotta play it

pliant chasm
upbeat verge
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I forgot ninja gaiden was an actual franchise

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lmao

real aspen
upbeat verge
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remove 70% of the ER map and nothing changes btw

proven tundra
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Ivan doesn't like whimsy confirmed

real aspen
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riding through the map on torrent is like 30% of my enjoyment

upbeat verge
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nah I'm just being satyrical

real aspen
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so that'd be a loss

upbeat verge
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the map is actually the best part of ER imo

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its genuinely fun exploring

thick plover
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This guy is a retard

upbeat verge
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and if you do a region locked challenge its even better

uneven sapphire
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caught slightly soaked

proven tundra
left mantle
proven tundra
copper vapor
oblique belfry
copper vapor
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if someone released some weird boss rush mod for ER I'd play that all day

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just rooms with bosses, one after the other

real aspen
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reforged has that

copper vapor
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excellent

oblique belfry
copper vapor
blazing maple
copper vapor
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it's the same 81k people playing both at the same time

copper vapor
blazing maple
sour rivet
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boring ahh queue time

blazing maple
wet orchid
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Remember when Bungie made games that singlehandedly made the production and distribution of consoles hugely profitable?

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Pepperidge Farm remembers.

copper vapor
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oh right, halo.

untold spear
sour rivet
blazing maple
copper vapor
copper vapor
blazing maple
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A millionthon players

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or for the lore heads

sour rivet
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no bacon

blazing maple
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Phfor million players

blazing maple
quiet abyss
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oh guys its the "will i get scammed" guy again ohno

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he was typing

sour rivet
wet orchid
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Imagine not wanting to continue a series that made you one of the top five most successful game developers of all time

untold spear
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you mean gaelo?

sour rivet
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to be fair they were working under microsoft

untold spear
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let master chief rest dude

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he's had enough

quiet abyss
sour rivet
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5 more games that retcon the story

quiet abyss
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say hello

blazing maple
quiet abyss
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i met him ages ago

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i actually wonder if he ever read the 40k novels i gave him

blazing maple
quiet abyss
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just to start

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he asked

copper vapor
quiet abyss
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yeah it would take a couple years to finish them all

blazing maple
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"Its gets really good after the 35th thousandth book"

quiet abyss
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depending on reading speed and how much

quiet abyss
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40k is good as soon as you start, unless you pick the worst book

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for instance "The Martyr's Tomb"

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not a good one

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im so glad i didnt pay for it

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theres worse books than that one

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but that one was pure bolter porn and religion slop

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there was like no substance

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it was a filler episode

copper vapor
verbal lodge
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Sts2 is here at last gamers
Have fun with the greatest deck builder roguelike of all time

copper vapor
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wtf you can transform into the butcher

sour rivet
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oh

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im fucking stupid

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when they were talking about "a returning weapon from doomslayers past" for TGA's dlc i thought it would be the unmakyr

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and i forget about the crucible he shoved into the titan we saw in eternal

untold spear
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anyway

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what's the current analysis on marathon

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did it flop or did it make big?

sour rivet
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it jsut came out

timber oxide
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I will be so disappointed in the current state of gaming if marathon makes it big

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I don't really care if it's good or not, it's still a disgrace towards the og marathon

green granite
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Man

cunning bronze
green granite
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What

uneven sapphire
quiet abyss
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hes right tho, usually pornography keeps a game alive

uneven sapphire
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Hamburg

quiet abyss
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idk why

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overwatch:

green granite
quiet abyss
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but now the game is more alive than the porn

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so idk

green granite
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How are you eating it

quiet abyss
green granite
quiet abyss
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long term meal

green granite
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All decade

untold spear
quiet abyss
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nah i could do 3290ft of borgir

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in a year

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if it was all i ate

uneven sapphire
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It’s like a yea supply

quiet abyss
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"Babe come eat your mile long hamburger"

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like wtf

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closer to half a mile actually

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but still

uneven sapphire
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@green granite caught

cunning bronze
cunning bronze
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Perhaps

oblique belfry
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i rolled all 4 crit augments caught

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@left mantle

copper vapor
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I just saw someone unironically call sts2 a "generic roguelike deckbuilder"

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sibling it is THE roguelike deckbuilder
all other roguelike deckbuilders are sts clones

oblique belfry
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the fuck

copper vapor
oblique belfry
copper vapor
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exactly omegakekw

pliant chasm
blazing maple
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This halo is a boring storybook slog with weird aliens and so many driving section

pliant chasm
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this but real

pliant chasm
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read what i replied too

proven tundra
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You fool

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We can't read

oblique belfry
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this game called metroid is just a knockoff of real metroidvanias

proven tundra
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I want to post this miku meme but I don't want to get banned

copper vapor
blazing maple
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darksouls? Don't you mean vague npc roll-slop?

untold spear
proven tundra
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The theme

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Is frowned upon

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Here

pliant chasm
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stalker ?

silent bluff
sour rivet
proven tundra
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A certain date in September

untold spear
arctic flicker
sour rivet
proven tundra
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Yes

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That one

copper vapor
sour rivet
proven tundra
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I dm'ed it to azu
They'll appreciate it

timber oxide
copper vapor
proven tundra
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I actually don't

copper vapor
proven tundra
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Short term memory problems

copper vapor
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was it vore or just regular homosexual coitus

sour rivet
timber oxide
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I remember when
I remember, I remember when...
Ugh

sour rivet
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i think he suplexxed a dude b4

copper vapor
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he sexxed a dude?

untold spear
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gosh i'm so fucking sleepy wtf

sour rivet
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he has a sidekick called moushley

copper vapor
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final boss in ng4 dlc's voice reminds me of someone

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and I think it was a starcraft 2 character

timid hollow
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friend tries to unpack ddo with winrar

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19 hours

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i get him to do it with 7zip

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10 minutes

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7ZIP SUPERIORITY

copper vapor
green granite
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Im assuming the helmet isnt real neither

onyx vigil
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God I had a shitty day thanks to my boss/teacher who decided to be a bitch to me over nothing and start a huge fight to get my pissed of over me being late 3 minutes to my class because I wanted to upload some files to my personal google drive account and she had a big problem saying that was not allowed, yeah it was a bunch of bullshit

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fucking hell and I have just felt grumpy all day because of that shit

quiet abyss
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all thats left omegakekw

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literally thunder hammered him so hard he just vaporized

green granite
quiet abyss
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his sword is all thats left

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and his shotgun ohno

quiet abyss
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via thunder hammer

copper vapor
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yeetus deletus

quiet abyss
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hammer is nice

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but the relic blade is still my true love

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nothing better than uppercutting some dipshit and decapitating them

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so fun

zealous depot
proven tundra
zealous depot
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Wish I called in today so I could slay my spire

proven tundra
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Just don't go

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It's fine

onyx vigil
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At least I talked to my love today, which is probably the best thing that has happen for me today

proven tundra
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Nice

sour rivet
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marathon this slay the spire 2 that

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we all know what the best game that came out today

proven tundra
uneven sapphire
upbeat verge
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alo

proven tundra
uneven sapphire
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The nvgs are Xact nv33s

uneven sapphire
green granite
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So its real

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Nice

uneven sapphire
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Ye

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Apparently the nvgs cost 15k

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USD

copper vapor
sour rivet
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i forgot how skimpy some of the armor was in dogma 2 good GOD

uneven sapphire
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Show

sour rivet
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nah

uneven sapphire
proven tundra
copper vapor
sour rivet
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slams non-existent door

green granite
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Where's everyone going?

sour rivet
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when will we get 2 tho

oblique belfry
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@pliant chasm always roll

left mantle
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always gamble

proven tundra
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I'm scared chat

runic condor
left mantle
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I got a chest off a reroll

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and only down 1 shard omegakekw

cunning reef
sturdy cosmos
copper vapor
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a sus guy started following me in arc raiders

proven tundra
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Did you shoot him in the face

copper vapor
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I lost him by rounding a corner and ducking inside a bush

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hanna-barbera style

proven tundra
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Oh lol

copper vapor
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guy was legit looking to the sides like this for almost a minute

proven tundra
copper vapor
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a lot of friends of mine are playing

proven tundra
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I'm waiting for EA to finish
As is my tradition now

copper vapor
untold spear
proven tundra
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That's fine

untold spear
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maybe i should redownload ganba

proven tundra
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It's not like I'm out of games to play

copper vapor
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I think Steam should add a "EA" thing to the game's artwork on the store page and search engine, similar to the little "demo" and "DLC" thing on the top

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like this, you know? but to mark a game as EA

proven tundra
oblique belfry
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riot forget april fools i want this skin NOW

proven tundra
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Valheim is gonna hit 1.0 this year

untold spear
proven tundra
untold spear
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not what you want, but at least it's something

proven tundra
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Then Enshrouded and Schedule I next

sour rivet
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alright @copper vapor @uneven sapphire heres your crumb of pussay

proven tundra
cunning reef
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katia brain blast

copper vapor
copper vapor
thick plover
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THE WIN STREAAAAAAAAAAAK

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THE WIN STREAK 6 STACK IS REAAAAAAAAAL

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

sour rivet
green granite
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Why dem guns deactivated 😭

copper vapor
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do you even need functioning guns for a parade

untold spear
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when you want to show off, i think it's a good idea to have them functioning

proven tundra
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I was under the impression that while on parade your rifle was unloaded but otherwise functional

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But that's Canadian military and the last time I asked was 2000

green granite
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But having it looks like that just looks bad and unready

runic condor
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It’s a parade

copper vapor
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it's ok cuppy it's just a performance

proven tundra
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Ye the purpose of parade is to show your readiness as a combat unit

copper vapor
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they're not riding off to battle

runic condor
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Also not everyone from the public looks at that

green granite
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They are not but they dont want to look like a joke

copper vapor
green granite
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Also yes I do some parade with functioning rifle in US

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Ig Iran is just different

copper vapor
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next you guntards are gonna start saying the guns need to be loaded, too

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anyway

proven tundra
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Where you march in front of command and they will do inspections

copper vapor
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seeing a lot of dumbasses opening threads saying "marathon will kill arc raiders"
meanwhile the 'dead' game has 2x more players than marathon
ohno

green granite
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Marathon is like

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The game that no one asked for

quiet abyss
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I cant do it

copper vapor
proven tundra
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That's the only way I can play arc lol

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I enjoyed MP with doge and mbo

copper vapor
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I don't go actively looking for people (or even arc) to shoot

proven tundra
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But that's like a once in a lifetime thing

quiet abyss
arctic flicker
copper vapor
quiet abyss
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Late spawn after late spawn, just kills it for me

proven tundra
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Gonna be living off that high for a while

quiet abyss
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How long even are matches from start?

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Thats how long its been since i got an early spawn

proven tundra
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30 minutes at the longest

quiet abyss
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I dont even know, oh great

arctic flicker
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40m on certain events

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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25 minutes 9/10 times for me

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Misery

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So every read area is desolate

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Red*

arctic flicker
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lowest time I've spawned at was 17m

green granite
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I always find it funny how

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Car moves slower in Green light than Yellow light

proven tundra
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People drive dangerously when they think they're running out of time

copper vapor
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I think the unlocked gate or whatever it's called in Blue Gate is also 40mins

quiet abyss
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Not fun

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Nothing left

copper vapor
proven tundra
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I just drive slowly through the red light like a chad

proven tundra
green granite
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Like a chad

proven tundra
copper vapor
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just stop in the middle of the crossing regardless of the light color (you can't see it anyway)

chrome zodiac
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Had caffeine today and suddenly, I can sit relatively still in my chair and actually get shit done

copper vapor
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wait

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caffeine relaxes you?

chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
chrome zodiac
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Anyway, I uses the energy to draw my sknunk oc Yuka in Jon Yakitory's style

quiet abyss
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Sknunk

copper vapor
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words.

quiet abyss
chrome zodiac
copper vapor
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random words

chrome zodiac
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🦨 ✨

untold spear
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i guess some people get so used to caffeine that they barely feel it anymore

green granite
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Other than that I dont get hyperactive

uneven sapphire
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so marathon is just a pvp game

green granite
copper vapor
uneven sapphire
green granite
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An expensive one at it

chrome zodiac
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I wish fabric minecraft had any gun mods that are worth using

copper vapor
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expensive? it's cheap in my banana currency

uneven sapphire
green granite
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I thought Marathon was Extract Shooter ngl

copper vapor
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it is

green granite
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Huh

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Interesting

uneven sapphire
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yeah

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im lowkey refunding

copper vapor
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do it

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refund concord 3

green granite
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Ya kno

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Buy Requiem

uneven sapphire
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no

green granite
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Peakest game lately

left mantle
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I don't know what you were expecting an extraction game to be

quiet abyss
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Or neoforge

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Which is better yet

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Forge is dated

chrome zodiac
green granite
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I dont get the deal behind sweetener

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Like you want sugar but no calories

quiet abyss
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I just use good ol forge

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Ancient

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But works

green granite
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But instead you take a lot of chemical in

left mantle
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alright ignoring the stupidity of that statement alone

quiet abyss
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1.16.5 is also quite moddable, i always thought 1.12.2 and back was the modder versions

left mantle
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Some people just wanna check their carbs as much as they can

chrome zodiac
green granite
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Time to drive 35 min home from school

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This sucks

left mantle
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Most shit in food to reach "unhealthy" levels requires you to have far beyond the greed they spoke of in the bible

chrome zodiac
quiet abyss
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Fixed it

copper vapor
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you're unhealthy

left mantle
quiet abyss
left mantle
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The medicine is in the dosage

quiet abyss
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And since everything is unhealthy, do cocaine

chrome zodiac
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Skunkmaxx, eat berries and meat all day

left mantle
copper vapor
quiet abyss
untold spear
quiet abyss
chrome zodiac
untold spear
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hmkay

quiet abyss
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Meat seasoned with cocaine

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Cracked the code to culinary arts

untold spear
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i nee mo protein

halcyon fossil
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what mouthfeel

chrome zodiac
green granite
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GigaSwedish

uneven sapphire
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lowkey kinda sad now that maraton is ass

quiet abyss
green granite
quiet abyss
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Stuffed nose? Cocaine

green granite
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Like 20% of drug to treat cold has Heroin

quiet abyss
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Or cocaine being used for anything under the sun

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Heroine was used in like every medicine

chrome zodiac
quiet abyss
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Painkiller to cough med

halcyon fossil
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is your child having trouble sleeping? 120 proof liquor

quiet abyss
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Or sleep

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Yeah

chrome zodiac
quiet abyss
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Best thing about everyone carrying alcohol, no cuts really got infected unless you drank it all first

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Just dump some on the cut

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(People still got infected wounds tho)

chrome zodiac
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Ono caffeine crash

quiet abyss
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Probably because they did in fact drink it all

quiet abyss
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Same as a hangover, just drink more

untold spear
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just do fent

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it has no side effects

halcyon fossil
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eat food, don't drink more caffeine

quiet abyss
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Also i never knew alice in chains was a 2 album wonder for the most part

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Since layne staley was so addicted to drugs, he couldnt really perform on the third album and he died in 02

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Honestly, both alice in chains and linkin park went downhill after chester and layne died respectively

chrome zodiac
copper vapor
copper vapor
quiet abyss
chrome zodiac
copper vapor
quiet abyss
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Or hinder me

halcyon fossil
quiet abyss
halcyon fossil
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i say a bunch but it was just man in a box and uh

green granite
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Sometimes I gotta ask myself of why tf am I still going to school

green granite
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Wasting my tax money to get a useless piece of paper

quiet abyss
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Obviously

nocturne aurora
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I don't know if this kind of behavior only exists in Germany: if you're spooning with a construction sign after drinking with the guys, you know the evening was really good.

green granite
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Thank god I dont have student loan

green granite
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But fucking shit this is just self punishment

quiet abyss
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In the western world

halcyon fossil
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wait no yeah you're right their self titled got pretty big too

quiet abyss
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People steal those bollards in the UK

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Sometimes

quiet abyss
nocturne aurora
quiet abyss
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But he only got credited on one song

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Because its all he was there for mostly

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Only parts of his recording were useable

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The rest he would pass out or slur through

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Aic really died with him mostly

chrome zodiac
quiet abyss
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The last album chester bennington worked on in linkin park was hunting party, and it was their last good one too

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It really does happen a lot in bands and music where 1 person dies, and the band goes with them

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A7x almost had that happen with the rev, but they managed to rise from the ashes of jimmys death

nocturne aurora
quiet abyss
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Because signs and infrastructure are free

quiet abyss
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Taxes pay for them

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So theyre mine

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Technically

quiet abyss
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This is my car

chrome zodiac
quiet abyss
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Shes kinda dumb

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Half orange i suppose

chrome zodiac
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What a polite car

oblique belfry
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@sour rivet

quiet abyss
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She does stupid things often

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And it usually includes elastics

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Or assorted screws and bolts

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In a container she knocks over

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Lucky thing is she doesnt eat things randomly, not oure orange I suppose

chrome zodiac
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Car...

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Am too eepy for this shit

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Baibai

quiet abyss
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Its 6pm…

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(Inb4 timezones)

timid hollow
quiet abyss
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Like i said

timid hollow
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in your mom

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sry

quiet abyss
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My mother is not a timezone

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She isnt kronos

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Lord of time

nocturne aurora
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maybe she is Marcel Davis from 1&1 or Ralf Schuhmacher ?

quiet abyss
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Nah

nocturne aurora
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hope your mom is proud of you

fallen solar
nocturne aurora
fallen solar
noble basin
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Ok Joshua Graham

flat violet
nocturne aurora
copper vapor
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dammit I missed it

nocturne aurora
copper vapor
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was busy dodging a rocketeer

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to get to a gun crate

left mantle
nocturne aurora
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why did they remove big red the gum from the shelves i just wanted one thing

flat violet
green granite
copper vapor
left mantle
fallen solar
nocturne aurora
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taco bell is so bad its an reset your tummy or what

fallen solar
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I went all in on it too last month and the month before

nocturne aurora
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?

proven tundra
left mantle
nocturne aurora
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at least rat ansqwered my question

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and dude

proven tundra
flat violet
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But do you actually get the shits
Or is it just a meme

left mantle
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It's also because a lot of the people that happens to don't get a lot of fiber in their diets

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So they suddenly have beans and their digestive tract reacts

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Or have never had spices

flat violet
nocturne aurora
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imagine eating taco bell and sitting in an classroom, dude just go home

flat violet
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Never had spices seems a little bit impossible

left mantle
proven tundra
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my mom thinks pepper is spicy

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like

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salt and pepper pepper

nocturne aurora
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wasnt there an challenge where you eat one chip and ppl literly fainted or had to go to the hospital.

thick plover
left mantle
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I still remember the dude in here claiming not to use salt

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on most things

green granite
#

Oh wait

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They doxxed the dude who challenged HD2 dev to do D10

proven tundra
thick plover
green granite
#

Unemployed behavior fr

thick plover
#

There was a challenge where you would hold your breath

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Then quickly crouch down while doing that

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So you would faint

copper vapor
nocturne aurora
proven tundra
nocturne aurora
#

I'm still annoyed that Big Red is discontinued and it's really hard to find.

copper vapor
timid hollow
#

finish faster enemies

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i wanna watch

copper vapor
zealous depot
#

Peak, shares an office with sts

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Lmao

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The more you know

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The mascot is even in slay the spire 2

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Bing bong

timid hollow
#

oh peaky blinders movie in two weeks already

#

noice

copper vapor
#

BY ORDA OF DA PEAKY BLOINDAZ

sour rivet
#

oi mate whaddya mean theres anotha peaky bloindaz thing

copper vapor
#

had a trailer last month

zealous depot
#

NO FUCKING

sour rivet
#

oi 'avent even finished da second season

copper vapor
#

and a new trailer now

copper vapor
zealous depot
sour rivet
oblique belfry
sour rivet
#

and the person that continues to delay watching his shows (me)

oblique belfry
#

and you finally did

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congratulations birb

zealous depot
#

Imagine

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Watching arcane

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Couldn't be me

sour rivet
#

who ami

zealous depot
#

Because

timid hollow
#

fuuuuuuck evangelion

sour rivet
oblique belfry
timid hollow
#

yes

oblique belfry
sour rivet
#

apparently the new control coming out is inspired by evangelion

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according to the director

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im wondering what they mean

timid hollow
#

s2 is evangelion in chernobyl

halcyon fossil
timid hollow
#

cant change my mind

copper vapor
#

means the world ends in tang orange

sour rivet
#

one thing i have noticed with the dogamma list

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the loot mod grok chose really likes to give me pants

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THE SAME 5 PANTS

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THE LOOT TABLES THEY GIVE ME THE SAME 5 FUCKING PANTS

zealous depot
green granite
copper vapor
#

temu frieren

fallen solar
fallen solar
copper vapor
#

I want to get most progress done quick because I got other shit to play kek1

left mantle
#

It's almost <t:1772823600:f>

marsh cargo
left mantle
copper vapor
#

I'm missing the joke

left mantle
copper vapor
#

oh

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I misread that

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thought it said today 4pm

left mantle
#

I made sure it was timestamped clueless

copper vapor
#

yea I just misread the day

#

it's timestamped correctly

marsh cargo
copper vapor
#

that's a BIG trojan horse

fallen solar
copper vapor
#

bro's about to have FUN

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with his SON

#

it RHYMES

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
#

what the fuck

quiet abyss
copper vapor
sour rivet
#

a harpy put me to sleep

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unfortunately for me

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i was right next to a cliff

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kill harpies
behead harpies
roundhouse harpies into the brine
defeather harpies
force harpies to watch the cats movie

frank hearth
marsh cargo
#

this might as well be the reason as to why she died in the new canon

copper vapor
copper vapor
sour rivet
halcyon fossil
marsh cargo
sour rivet
sour rivet
#

or atleast another game like it

copper vapor
#

unfortunately, not gonna happen

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clover was peak

sour rivet
#

:(

copper vapor
#

god hand, okami, viewtiful joe

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peak upon peak

marsh cargo
#

well we getting okami 2

#

we can still dream

copper vapor
#

god hand as such a fuckin gem

#

actively punishes you for playing well

untold spear
cunning bronze
#

so the new game fron bandai is a sao game

untold spear
#

fun game, but many design flaws

#

i can see why it flopped

copper vapor
sour rivet
#

you get xp from brine kills

#

you just lose loot

copper vapor
#

not punishing enough

#

has grok lost the sauce?

sour rivet
#

boss enemies drop good loot

sour rivet
#

oh wait

copper vapor
sour rivet
#

mbo you werent on last night

copper vapor
#

the teaser was clearly anime

sour rivet
#

you are not gonna believe what i saw

#

gimme a sec

copper vapor
fallen solar
#

Bye bye.

untold spear
#

there's liek 12398129031 numbers floating on the screen?

copper vapor
untold spear
#

well that sucks

#

at least you don't have to play midrito

sour rivet
marsh cargo
copper vapor
copper vapor
sour rivet
#

although knowing that shes spawns outside her arena now it makes me wonder

#

do i still have to abide to her "hit only the human part" rule?

marsh cargo
sour rivet
#

on another note

#

YEAAAAAAAAAAH I GET TO SEE HER MORE OFTEN!!!!!

marsh cargo
left mantle
#

Man really can throw hands

sour rivet
#

this is the first time im really giving trickster a try

#

this shit fun

blazing maple
arctic flicker
# marsh cargo

piccolo aura farming only to get curb stomped 10 minutes later

copper vapor
#

we should let ratdad know so he can prepare

marsh cargo
sour rivet
#

aw fuck its 7pm

#

fuuuuck

runic condor
sour rivet
#

im making a golem fight a griffon

#

nvm the griffon fucked off

hexed stag
sour rivet
hexed stag
#

they just making anything for the fuck of it now

blazing maple
sour rivet
#

true

copper vapor
sour rivet
#

this is how i feel rn

#

my 2 archers and mage doing damage while im just drawing aggro and buffing

copper vapor
#

you picked your role, now do your job

sour rivet
#

im the dancing person

#

stupid

#

it dead

copper vapor
#

rock

marsh cargo
#

everyone knows rocks beat birds

#

thats why it flew away

pliant meteor
marsh cargo
sour rivet
#

ok so now im fighting saurians

#

and one of them just got fuckin juggled by my archers

left mantle
#

Because he's him

#

For all of like 10 seconds

#

then he's not.

proven tundra
#

That's piccolo's whole schtick

left mantle
#

Movie piccolo is a certified menace

#

Still, best dub decision ever was "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT - GOKU DIES!"

marsh cargo
untold spear
sour rivet
#

the griffon is back

left mantle
# marsh cargo

Now we need the "I am a surgeon" clip but it's grace being an FBI agent

lucid latch
#

asset flip ragdoll slop

#

buzzword buzzword buzzword

quiet abyss
#

LETS GO

#

second one

#

just need blue

copper vapor
#

check out all my blue

halcyon fossil
#

mmmm shimp fied rice

quiet abyss
#

im collecting heat packs for when i have to swim to the ice sheets PepeHappy

#

keep toasty in the baltic sea waters

proven tundra
quiet abyss
#

wtf is this, silent hill?

halcyon fossil
proven tundra
#

It's beautiful

left mantle
#

That satisfactory base had me feeling flashbacks

proven tundra
bitter spire
#

???????

bitter spire
quiet abyss
#

dayz?

#

yes

fallen solar
#

On that type of time

blazing maple
fallen solar
green granite
#

@oblique belfry Goblin Tinkerer I can't find

#

Skill Issue, I am not

oblique belfry
#

but that is a skill issue hmmtodayiwill

#

i found mine the moment i've finished goblin raid

fallen solar
quiet abyss
#

one of my least favorite places to loot btw

quiet abyss
#

meep morp detector

#

also in namalsk lore, this thing took years to make

#

so a scientist's lifes work

#

and a wastelander finds it

#

and dubs it the meep morp

lucid latch
#

The ragdoll slop game is evolving...

oblique belfry
#

FUCK OFF

#

PIECE OF SHIT BOSS

#

DEALING 160 DAMAGE PER HIT

#

the fuck

#

holy fuck its giving me golds every 5 seconds

#

nvm the suffering was worth it

left mantle
oblique belfry
#

its an mgr reference ?

left mantle
#

Yes.

oblique belfry
#

damn

#

i thought it was the golden crap from the american dad

#

or some shit

oblique belfry
#

ah

green granite
#

the only time I dont play Ranged

#

I found Boomstick

#

this gotta be kidding me

oblique belfry
#

bro is carrying a city on his inventory

#

also you going rogue as well ?

green granite
#

continental missile

green granite
#

I might as well as try it

oblique belfry
green granite
#

when I play w the Big 3 mod it's kinda hard to do

#

so far

#

its quite painful and slow

#

its coming closer

copper vapor
oblique belfry
#

thats the difficulty name KekSkew

zealous depot
oblique belfry
#

but to be fair the calamity mod has tons of MGR references

oblique belfry
#

murasama being the number 1 contender

zealous depot
#

RULES OF NATURE letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

oblique belfry
#

there is a RGB murasama omegakekw

green granite
#

me when I can't use this for anything

copper vapor
#

the sun looks angry