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i did NOT expect the game to be this short fellas
you're actually going kinda slow
remember it's a xbox 360/ps3 action game
they're short
I wouldn't say slow
thorough
and the other shit
Damn, snail pace

only thing I didn't do was multiplayer for obvious reasons
it's a short game, nothing else to say about it 
100%?
singleplayer content? yes
True
then i'm going at a decent pace
Slow poke
can literally beat it tomorrow and move onto ROTR
i wish we go back to more linear "shorter" games
They'll still charge $80 for 5 hours or 60
Dang AAA slop
but i think that ship has sailed
since most of those game now would not be worth the money and ain't no way in hell they'll not sell it at full price
they are long but forcibly so
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Why is everything a something like now
It looks interesting and has good reviews
it's a tabletop game turned classic rpg
Just not my kind of game
So it's crpg 
Cock rpg
Holy dev blabber
like that can't be healthy
i dont want fancy new unique indie games
Your d&d stats talk in your head when you need to make skill checks/decisions
I guess that's the disco like part
Elden Ring likes
ya know the routine
I feel like devs try their hardest to like be so original and re-invent shit like its the second coming of christ
wake up
die a shit load
get wife
kill god
life good
really depends on what you're playing
got 80 hours in ninja gaiden 4 to get all achievements
115 hours in nioh 3 to get all achievements
which reminds me ninja gaiden 4 dlc is out
gotta play it
i just got to altus plateau and im 52 hours into this playthrough

Ivan doesn't like whimsy confirmed
riding through the map on torrent is like 30% of my enjoyment
nah I'm just being satyrical
and if you do a region locked challenge its even better
slightly soaked

Can't have shit, they stole his sense of wonder

he started saying "I'm not calling you names" and started backpedalling
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precisely why I love Nightreign
each boss is half a minute away
if someone released some weird boss rush mod for ER I'd play that all day
just rooms with bosses, one after the other

reforged has that
excellent

oshit it's the other winchester
it's the same 81k people playing both at the same time

waiting for extraction so you play slay the spire 2 on your phone
boring ahh queue time
Remember when Bungie made games that singlehandedly made the production and distribution of consoles hugely profitable?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
when was that 
oh right, halo.

anyone playing this GARBAGE of a game?
of which they didnt even wanna continue after 3
Yeah a Marathonillion
look at the message above
marathillion
no bacon
Phfor million players
Nice OC dude, I like the pink hair
no watermark
quick steal it
who
Imagine not wanting to continue a series that made you one of the top five most successful game developers of all time
you mean gaelo?
to be fair they were working under microsoft
@somber nova this guy
5 more games that retcon the story
say hello
Exactly, where is my Myth 4? Bungie answer my emails
That's way too many novels

the sooner he begins, the sooner he'll finish
true!
yeah it would take a couple years to finish them all
"Its gets really good after the 35th thousandth book"
depending on reading speed and how much
no, thats one piece
40k is good as soon as you start, unless you pick the worst book
for instance "The Martyr's Tomb"
not a good one
im so glad i didnt pay for it
theres worse books than that one
but that one was pure bolter porn and religion slop
there was like no substance
it was a filler episode
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oh
im fucking stupid
when they were talking about "a returning weapon from doomslayers past" for TGA's dlc i thought it would be the unmakyr
and i forget about the crucible he shoved into the titan we saw in eternal
it jsut came out
I will be so disappointed in the current state of gaming if marathon makes it big
I don't really care if it's good or not, it's still a disgrace towards the og marathon
Man
It had porn pre release, you know that's a good sign

true!

hes right tho, usually pornography keeps a game alive
Hamburg
3000 Feet Hamburger?????
all year
Nawwwww
long term meal
All decade
was it good?
"Babe come eat your mile long hamburger"

like wtf
closer to half a mile actually
but still
@green granite 
Highguard and concord didn't have any
true
I just saw someone unironically call sts2 a "generic roguelike deckbuilder"
sibling it is THE roguelike deckbuilder
all other roguelike deckbuilders are sts clones
isnt sts THE main roguelike deckbuilder
the fuck


exactly 
this doom game is a shitty fps game with dog controls
This halo is a boring storybook slog with weird aliens and so many driving section
this but real
what
read what i replied too
this game called metroid is just a knockoff of real metroidvanias
Dark Ages be like
darksouls? Don't you mean vague npc roll-slop?
what is the issue with it?
stalker ?
samantha if she was negative and fucking lame
A certain date in September
wtf is that max verstappen
steal it
september 30th 1998
the cop inside me died that day
TU TU TURU
im puking sand
I dm'ed it to azu
They'll appreciate it
MAX VERSTAPPEN
do you remember
the twenty first night of september
I actually don't
you had a cop inside you?
Short term memory problems
was it vore or just regular homosexual coitus
this cop had a woman inside him as well
I remember when
I remember, I remember when...
Ugh
i think he suplexxed a dude b4
he sexxed a dude?
gosh i'm so fucking sleepy wtf
he has a sidekick called moushley
final boss in ng4 dlc's voice reminds me of someone
and I think it was a starcraft 2 character
friend tries to unpack ddo with winrar
19 hours
i get him to do it with 7zip
10 minutes
7ZIP SUPERIORITY

I like how they seemingly have expensive NVG mount but terrible NVG and Headset
Im assuming the helmet isnt real neither
God I had a shitty day thanks to my boss/teacher who decided to be a bitch to me over nothing and start a huge fight to get my pissed of over me being late 3 minutes to my class because I wanted to upload some files to my personal google drive account and she had a big problem saying that was not allowed, yeah it was a bunch of bullshit
fucking hell and I have just felt grumpy all day because of that shit
Dude got banished to the warp
buddy got emergency warp transition

via thunder hammer
yeetus deletus
hammer is nice
but the relic blade is still my true love
nothing better than uppercutting some dipshit and decapitating them
so fun


At least I talked to my love today, which is probably the best thing that has happen for me today
Nice
marathon this slay the spire 2 that
we all know what the best game that came out today
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My headset is not the best but it also works for 30mm guns and blocks the sound the nvgs are also really good I would say

The nvgs are Xact nv33s
Nah it’s an AHC mid cut

i forgot how skimpy some of the armor was in dogma 2 good GOD
Show



you'll get your pussy when i FIND MY DAMN ARMOR!
slams non-existent door
Where's everyone going?
LETSGOOO
when will we get 2 tho
always gamble
don't know
for now i'm happy with 1
lmao
I got a chest off a reroll
and only down 1 shard 
fuck i need my new bank card to siphon this rn
a sus guy started following me in arc raiders
Did you shoot him in the face
Oh lol

I'm waiting for EA to finish
As is my tradition now

it's gonna be a while
That's fine
maybe i should redownload ganba
It's not like I'm out of games to play
I think Steam should add a "EA" thing to the game's artwork on the store page and search engine, similar to the little "demo" and "DLC" thing on the top
like this, you know? but to mark a game as EA

riot forget april fools i want this skin NOW
Valheim is gonna hit 1.0 this year
they added the warnings for when EA games have not been updated for 12 months or something

not what you want, but at least it's something
alright @copper vapor @uneven sapphire heres your crumb of pussay

katia brain blast
yeah but you have to go to the store page and scroll down
This sorta warning needed to be slapped as a label like the DLC and Demo things are
that's not nearly as "skimpy" as you led us to believe
i said ill show you a crumb of pussay
not super skimpy armor

Why dem guns deactivated 😭
do you even need functioning guns for a parade
isn't that the iran flag though
when you want to show off, i think it's a good idea to have them functioning
I was under the impression that while on parade your rifle was unloaded but otherwise functional
But that's Canadian military and the last time I asked was 2000
Atleast close the bolt cover and have the charging handle
But having it looks like that just looks bad and unready
It’s a parade
it's ok cuppy it's just a performance
Ye the purpose of parade is to show your readiness as a combat unit
they're not riding off to battle
Also not everyone from the public looks at that
They are not but they dont want to look like a joke
it's also meant to be shown to the general public
of which less than 1% will know enough about guns to notice their weapons aren't "functional"
they could be parading with airsofts for all we care
You're thinking of a parade
Not the military definition
Where you march in front of command and they will do inspections
seeing a lot of dumbasses opening threads saying "marathon will kill arc raiders"
meanwhile the 'dead' game has 2x more players than marathon

I dont know how you play arc raiders solo tbh
I cant do it
run in, loot whatever, run out
I don't go actively looking for people (or even arc) to shoot
But that's like a once in a lifetime thing
I cant play alone, because its always god damned empty
I've ran arc exclusively solo
our match together was still the best squad match I played to this day
Late spawn after late spawn, just kills it for me
Yep
Gonna be living off that high for a while
How long even are matches from start?
Thats how long its been since i got an early spawn
30 minutes at the longest
I dont even know, oh great
40m on certain events

lowest time I've spawned at was 17m
People drive dangerously when they think they're running out of time
30 mins regular match, 40 mins Hidden Bunker on Spaceport
I think the unlocked gate or whatever it's called in Blue Gate is also 40mins
Yeah, i always get 25 mins or 20
Not fun
Nothing left
"I can clear it before it turns red" mentality

I just stop at green light
Like a chad


just stop in the middle of the crossing regardless of the light color (you can't see it anyway)
Had caffeine today and suddenly, I can sit relatively still in my chair and actually get shit done
Not relaxed, but it made my energy more controlled???

Good for you
:3c
it might be my ADHD
Anyway, I uses the energy to draw my sknunk oc Yuka in Jon Yakitory's style
words.

Sknunk
random words
🦨 ✨
my mom says this
i guess some people get so used to caffeine that they barely feel it anymore
I need caffeine to not stress out
Other than that I dont get hyperactive
so marathon is just a pvp game
Yeh
as advertised

An expensive one at it
I wish fabric minecraft had any gun mods that are worth using
expensive? it's cheap in my banana currency
pvpve
I thought Marathon was Extract Shooter ngl
it is
What expectation did you buy it with
Ya kno
Buy Requiem

no
Peakest game lately
I don't know what you were expecting an extraction game to be
Forge is just better
Or neoforge
Which is better yet
Forge is dated
It seems so
But instead you take a lot of chemical in
alright ignoring the stupidity of that statement alone
1.16.5 is also quite moddable, i always thought 1.12.2 and back was the modder versions
Some people just wanna check their carbs as much as they can
Nah we are not ignoring that
Most shit in food to reach "unhealthy" levels requires you to have far beyond the greed they spoke of in the bible
Mwep :<
Fuck it, everything is unhealthy
Fixed it
you're unhealthy
True
Mhm
The medicine is in the dosage
Skunkmaxx, eat berries and meat all day
Don't do that.
can I do your mom instead
You ok with a bit of digging?
rotten meat?

Of course not-
hmkay
i nee mo protein
what mouthfeel
Please don't put me on cocaine I will be a nuisance
GigaSwedish
lowkey kinda sad now that maraton is ass
Still find it funny hpw back in the 19th century
Stuffed nose? Cocaine
Like 20% of drug to treat cold has Heroin
Or cocaine being used for anything under the sun

Heroine was used in like every medicine
And hard Liquor
Painkiller to cough med
is your child having trouble sleeping? 120 proof liquor
Nah they used that to get drunk mostly
Or sleep
Yeah
Ah, just as the founding fathers intended
Best thing about everyone carrying alcohol, no cuts really got infected unless you drank it all first
Just dump some on the cut

(People still got infected wounds tho)
Ono caffeine crash
eat food, don't drink more caffeine
Also i never knew alice in chains was a 2 album wonder for the most part
Since layne staley was so addicted to drugs, he couldnt really perform on the third album and he died in 02
Honestly, both alice in chains and linkin park went downhill after chester and layne died respectively
Nu
I will snuggle an unfortunate Soul now
the "coffee buzz" I get just makes me hella uncomfortable and a little bit jittery
matthew perry would beg to differ
Caffeine never affected me much, it doesnt help me
I found one
Wish them luck
fuck's that from
Or hinder me
dirt was their only album with a bunch of songs that got radio time, they just had a bunch of singles from other albums
He looks like vigo’s son in john wick
i say a bunch but it was just man in a box and uh
Sometimes I gotta ask myself of why tf am I still going to school
Useless education
Wasting my tax money to get a useless piece of paper
Obviously
I don't know if this kind of behavior only exists in Germany: if you're spooning with a construction sign after drinking with the guys, you know the evening was really good.
Thank god I dont have student loan
Almost universal
But fucking shit this is just self punishment
In the western world
wait no yeah you're right their self titled got pretty big too
Yep, the last one he was alive on
Thank you, I thought we were the only ones who were so incredibly redarded when we were drunk.
But he only got credited on one song
Because its all he was there for mostly
Only parts of his recording were useable
The rest he would pass out or slur through
Aic really died with him mostly
Iw anna spoon a construction sign
The last album chester bennington worked on in linkin park was hunting party, and it was their last good one too

It really does happen a lot in bands and music where 1 person dies, and the band goes with them
A7x almost had that happen with the rev, but they managed to rise from the ashes of jimmys death
I have a colleague who always takes those damn things. The biggest thing he ever stole was a barrier with four blinking lights, which he carried home about 4 km.
As one should
Because signs and infrastructure are free
To spoon :3
Lovely
What a polite car
She does stupid things often
And it usually includes elastics
Or assorted screws and bolts
In a container she knocks over
Lucky thing is she doesnt eat things randomly, not oure orange I suppose
:3c
Car...
Am too eepy for this shit
Baibai
00:00
maybe she is Marcel Davis from 1&1 or Ralf Schuhmacher ?
Nah
hope your mom is proud of you
Thanks, you too
Pogan Laul
So real
Ok Joshua Graham

dammit I missed it
good evening to you too
Hi Falco 
why did they remove big red the gum from the shelves i just wanted one thing
Who will start WW3 
Albert Einstein

Teto
It's the dude eating 20,000 burritos when he gets to the taco bell bathroom clearly
Dude is setting a WMD off in there.
BOW*
Still on the arc grind?
taco bell is so bad its an reset your tummy or what
I went all in on it too last month and the month before
?
its a meme that you get the shits after you eat there
It's a joke about how a lot of the ingredients present in "mexican" food have a tendency to cause bowel movements and taco bell is the easiest target for the meme

But do you actually get the shits
Or is it just a meme
It's also because a lot of the people that happens to don't get a lot of fiber in their diets
So they suddenly have beans and their digestive tract reacts
Or have never had spices

imagine eating taco bell and sitting in an classroom, dude just go home
Never had spices seems a little bit impossible
You'd be shocked.
wasnt there an challenge where you eat one chip and ppl literly fainted or had to go to the hospital.
Victor Frankenstein from deadlock
one of my coworkers had a seizure from a similar challenge, it was really hot
I remember back when I was in 8th grade
Unemployed behavior fr
There was a challenge where you would hold your breath
Then quickly crouch down while doing that
So you would faint

yeah, expedition happened monday so I get to play it all over again
i have one of them on my shelf but im not that dumb to test it

I'm still annoyed that Big Red is discontinued and it's really hard to find.
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oh
finish faster enemies
i wanna watch
yo they finally showed the Issen gimmick. wonder how it's gonna work in this game tho
brb gonna be playing #slaythespire2 this weekend ok scouts?
Peak, shares an office with sts
Lmao

The more you know
The mascot is even in slay the spire 2
Bing bong
BY ORDA OF DA PEAKY BLOINDAZ
oi mate whaddya mean theres anotha peaky bloindaz thing
had a trailer last month
NO FUCKING
oi 'avent even finished da second season
and a new trailer now

Skill issue
i was about to hit you with a ♻️ before noticing it wasnt a trailer
blame the 2 people who wanted me to watch arcane
and the person that continues to delay watching his shows (me)
Good.
and you finally did
congratulations birb
who ami
Because
fuuuuuuck evangelion
GO FUCK YOURSELF! 👏
did you watch it
yes

apparently the new control coming out is inspired by evangelion
according to the director
im wondering what they mean
s2 is evangelion in chernobyl
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cant change my mind
means the world ends in tang orange
one thing i have noticed with the dogamma list
the loot mod grok chose really likes to give me pants
THE SAME 5 PANTS
THE LOOT TABLES THEY GIVE ME THE SAME 5 FUCKING PANTS

temu frieren
Lol
Awesome to hear bro. Happy for you
I want to get most progress done quick because I got other shit to play 
It's almost <t:1772823600:f>
Tis no joke, that's when the poe1 league starts
I made sure it was timestamped 
that's a BIG trojan horse
Bet that. Most gamers do broski

oh no, i tried to download slop and it tried to put in sloppier slop

no roger-roger tho, 1/10
a harpy put me to sleep
unfortunately for me
i was right next to a cliff
kill harpies
behead harpies
roundhouse harpies into the brine
defeather harpies
force harpies to watch the cats movie
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this might as well be the reason as to why she died in the new canon
in the dd universe, that movie doesn't exist
it's a Harpies movie instead
rip blue jen taylor
new dosh yippee!!!
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im obigated to post this
i love trickster
we need another
or atleast another game like it
:(
you're not alexander
played it a while ago
so the new game fron bandai is a sao game
you're playing dogamma?
I'm surprised you even earned exp from that
boss enemies drop good loot
oh wait
anyone who expected a fromsoft game was delulu and stupid
mbo you werent on last night
the teaser was clearly anime
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Bye bye.
No.
is it numberslop?
there's liek 12398129031 numbers floating on the screen?
dunno, the trailer doesn't show
#╟❓general-offtopic message @copper vapor
git fucked everyone that said it was going to be a fromsoft
people are dumb
true

although knowing that shes spawns outside her arena now it makes me wonder
do i still have to abide to her "hit only the human part" rule?
me
both parties
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GDU1kM96pr4 seeing anything from god hand just reminds me of this meme I saw once
Me: after 100% sleeping dogs
Man really can throw hands
piccolo aura farming only to get curb stomped 10 minutes later
we should let ratdad know so he can prepare
its a way of life ok
aw fuck i missed the post
aw fuck its 7pm
fuuuuck
who got that shit on tho?
griffon realizing he can just fly and ignore the golem
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they just making anything for the fuck of it now
seems the phrase "two birds one stone" was incorrect. It's actually "Bird fucks off, one stone"
true
guns have already gone the full 'carcinization' pipeline. There's nowhere for them to evolve to anymore
this is how i feel rn
my 2 archers and mage doing damage while im just drawing aggro and buffing
rock

ok so now im fighting saurians
and one of them just got fuckin juggled by my archers

Why is bro aura farming
That's piccolo's whole schtick
Movie piccolo is a certified menace
Still, best dub decision ever was "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT - GOKU DIES!"
nice water
the griffon is back
Now we need the "I am a surgeon" clip but it's grace being an FBI agent
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asset flip ragdoll slop
buzzword buzzword buzzword
check out all my blue
mmmm shimp fied rice
im collecting heat packs for when i have to swim to the ice sheets 
keep toasty in the baltic sea waters
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wtf is this, silent hill?
perfect dinner entertainment
It's beautiful
That satisfactory base had me feeling flashbacks

???????
This isnt what i think it is
On that type of time
Nikes on my feet makes my Cypher complete
It can be rng. He's in the caves, it helps when you are able to see mobs and people on the minimap
one of my least favorite places to loot btw
Girl help
meep morp detector

also in namalsk lore, this thing took years to make
so a scientist's lifes work
and a wastelander finds it
and dubs it the meep morp

The ragdoll slop game is evolving...
FUCK OFF
PIECE OF SHIT BOSS
DEALING 160 DAMAGE PER HIT
the fuck
holy fuck its giving me golds every 5 seconds
nvm the suffering was worth it
MGR reference 
its an mgr reference ?
Yes.
Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack!
ah
wtf
the only time I dont play Ranged
I found Boomstick
this gotta be kidding me
continental missile
yeh since they had the Thrower Unite
I might as well as try it
when I play w the Big 3 mod it's kinda hard to do
so far
its quite painful and slow
uh oh
its coming closer
thats the difficulty name 

but to be fair the calamity mod has tons of MGR references
murasama being the number 1 contender
RULES OF NATURE

there is a RGB murasama 
me when I can't use this for anything
the sun looks angry















