╟❓general-offtopic

[upbeat verge]

water found in ocean ahh statement bogdan

[uneven sapphire]

[thick plover]

wanna know what you haven't found

a job

I havent either

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[upbeat verge]

Pot calling the kettle black

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo i finally found a force sword i like

and its the illisi one

the sweeping one

its pretty fun actually

acts more like a power sword than a force sword tho

but thats probably why i like it

[quiet abyss]

orang

[upbeat verge]

after AK i will do asylum

I kinda wanna try origins

[thick plover]

He will see such a sharp decline

why didnt you play them in release order man

[upbeat verge]

cuz I dontcare

about release order

if i play the games anyway I pay attention to the story and piece together the timeline

it ain't that deep man

[pliant chasm]

why did bro start with knight lmao

[upbeat verge]

not repeating myself

[pliant chasm]

nah you're just retarded

[upbeat verge]

I"M GONNA PLAY THE GAMES EITEHR WAY

holy snowflakes

wahhh not in release order wahhhhh

stfu

who fucking gives a shit

I'll play em regardless

I just started with that one big fucking deal

[pliant chasm]

bro calls us snowflakes then crashes out

[snow tree]

Holy retard blabber

[upbeat verge]

youre the ones that started it

I have asylum city and AK downloaded

all will be played

[pliant chasm]

you wouldn't download an ak

[upbeat verge]

ok

[thick plover]

im sayin

retard chud rage

[oblique belfry]

i think he still can

[celest plank]

When it comes to drinking

My prime against his prime

battle of the bastards

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-game-of-thrones-battle-of-the-bastards-gif-14167009

[oblique belfry]

I CAN CLAIM ORBS IN MOBILE ????

@sour rivet

[frank hearth]

i have hit my most disgusting sleep of the week

[oblique belfry]

love how the other 2 are just staring

[pliant chasm]

fellow cursed adrenaline recorder

[thick plover]

Time to reach the crossing point on pacific drive

[thick plover]

I hit a insane team wipe yesterday on stadium

like fuck man my friend HATES overwatch

but we played stadium for 4 hours

also hit a 5 man doom punch on stadium yesterday too

modes literally peak

[frank hearth]

stadium is peak nonsense

[thick plover]

legit the best mode in ow probably

NOW MAKE IT 6V6

[frank hearth]

duo tank with the whole stadium perks

[thick plover]

doom already has a uppercut so its halfway there

perma wound jq with uh

whats the other op

thing I remember

man fuck everything just add rammatra to the mode already

[frank hearth]

he is next in line to be added to it

[thick plover]

My friend can finally have fun

thats his only complaint about stadium

[pliant chasm]

@oblique belfry should i reroll

[thick plover]

time to maximize getting as many unstable anchors as possible

[oblique belfry]

ball

always ballin

[pliant chasm]

what skin should survive

shii i might get shyvana one cause of the rework

[oblique belfry]

whats the 4th

[pliant chasm]

blitz

other side is blood moon zyra

[oblique belfry]

hm

[thick plover]

this

[pliant chasm]

i like the shyvana angle

[oblique belfry]

yea save shy for rework

[thick plover]

get that shyv skin lad

[pliant chasm]

already got essence for it

[oblique belfry]

might get the lee sin treatment

[pliant chasm]

saving the 520rp skin

[oblique belfry]

that could go up to 970

or even 1350

[pliant chasm]

kys

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[pliant chasm]

cursed again with adc skins

i got 2 mf skins
one of them is the ultimate

[thick plover]

ive been holding left click for 10 seconds just to enter a level

PLEASEEEEEE

I NEED MY NEW MOUUUUUUUUUUSE POST OFFICEEEEEEEE

[teal spade]

@wet orchid @marsh cargo @quiet abyss @slim blaze @pallid sapphire

[lost escarp]

Hello, does anyone have experience with the gamma co-op mod?

[snow tree]

Baked a brownie, cheers chat

[teal spade]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@lost escarp

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[teal spade]

begone

[frank hearth]

Missing a bug eyed emperors children marine deepthroting a subwoofer

[lost escarp]

ops. misclicked the channel my bad

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@lost escarp

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

!coop

[solid sundial]

@lost escarp
For information related to multiplayer, read this: #╭📖faq message

[teal spade]

I know the warhammer stuff @frank hearth

I know the warhammer stuff...

[frank hearth]

same

[lost escarp]

ah I see, thanks

[snow tree]

[quiet abyss]

real shit tho

still prefer loyalists

looks less like im looking at a torture rack victim

[thick plover]

looked in brainfart and somehow the chain has gone on for 10 peoples worth

[nocturne aurora]

i wonder if the copper block is realy working

Ryzen 9800X3D and 5090 passive cooling build uff

[oblique belfry]

turns out

if my phone vpn is on USA i can claim orbs

holy shit it works on discord web too

[teal spade]

Man just got put on the ICE watchlist and he doesn't even know it

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

im not even remotely close to usa

[thick plover]

it be time

[oblique belfry]

then again they will come to me while they are being drafted to iran

[teal spade]

US carring about borders?

[arctic flicker]

Time to go across the wall

[teal spade]

You're gonna wake up with Delta Force abducting you and taking you to the US just so you can get deported

[oblique belfry]

comes to iran
kidnaps you
drafts you to iran

a nice vacation i'd say

[oblique belfry]

free decoration

[pliant chasm]

what is this

[oblique belfry]

"zillow for warcraft"

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613389510897565717/1475167648693223736/evil-will.gif

[raven swan]

.azu

they removed the command

!184

!1984

[solid sundial]

⠀

[raven swan]

oh yeah buy linear reds they're super quite and super chill

they're super chill until i don't know if i've pressed the keys enough for them to register,

[thick plover]

I GOT FUCKING TRAPPED

[raven swan]

[thick plover]

IN A HOLE I CANT JUMP OUT OF

[raven swan]

i thought you meant astolfo got you or something

i'd say congratulations but my condolences i guess

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-caleb-city-point-out-gif-15438493

GET OUTTTTTTTT

[raven swan]

RULES OF NATURE

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-cat-domgcat-donkeycat-free-robux-vbucks-gif-9547401608137840178

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-cutting-metal-gear-gif-12884556813321003032

[pliant meteor]

[thick plover]

@arctic flicker @oblique belfry is there like a way I can cheat myself out of places when I get stuck

[oblique belfry]

you can teleport your vehicle for a short distance

but with a hefty battery cost

forgot the key tho

[thick plover]

no sir I mean your own character

[oblique belfry]

oh that i dont know

[thick plover]

GG

I GOT LIKE 300 MARSH EGGS AND IM SUPPOSED TO ABANDON NOW

THIS KILLS ALL MY MOTIVATION TO PLAY THE GAME TODAY

[pliant chasm]

can't you unstuck

ik you can in the car

damn i can't read fr

[thick plover]

MOTHERFUCKER IN GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoke-balcony-smoking-cigarette-gif-6931588113166548759

[thick plover]

fuck this game Im off

only option was to abandon

gg

[pliant chasm]

you can go back and get yo shi

[thick plover]

good to know

[snow tree]

You tell me

[pliant chasm]

is this with irl money ?

no fucking way

you vill pay ze rent for you virtual home

[thick plover]

you will own nothing and be happy

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-2LVkEEt5o

[pallid sapphire]

Parasite eve from Temu

[oblique belfry]

i finally have a background

dont care

i like it

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRMdctBNPXs

[copper vapor]

if square won't do it, at least someone will

[untold spear]

what game

[thick plover]

pacific drive

[untold spear]

boutta watch some pro league o legos

[untold spear]

looks pretty neat

[thick plover]

watching paint dry

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/neetcha-vrchat-neet-so-true-gif-1719084757900258466

[oblique belfry]

fortnite gaming
fortnite crashes
bruh
tries to reopen it
bluescreen
BRUH

[blazing maple]

kid named dry:

[oblique belfry]

i got hit with the 1-2 combo

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132893714835062884/1454597193615933604/cd92b719b7d62e9032c2437e421106c6.gif

[raven geyser]

Holy shit Warhammer III in flesh

When siege update idot

[thick plover]

never we dont make good games here

we also make the forests in elven sieges not give elves bonuses because they are fake forests, but we make real forests from where the enemy is sieging because funni

[teal spade]

TAKE A FUCKING HINT

[oblique belfry]

its been almost 2 years since my last bluescreen

dunno wtf happened

[copper vapor]

is that luce

[thick plover]

heres a clue

unreal engine 5

[teal spade]

Your PC is telling you to stop playing that garbage

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/truth-nuke-true-3

retarded engine

[marsh cargo]

[raven geyser]

@sick trail

[thick plover]

genuinely

cant believe they UPDATED the engine

and then somehow my PC crashes cause shit cpu

[oblique belfry]

2026 game

no custom fps limit

no rejoining the game

[thick plover]

cause I played UE5 dogass on this PC before the update and it just fucking worked

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

UNBELIEVABLE

[raven geyser]

Unreal (dogshit)

[thick plover]

[raven geyser]

Unreal even

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unreal-unreal-engine

ah

so thats why

[thick plover]

Tim Sweeney when I pull up to epic games incorporated and put a fist sized hole through his chest with a makeshift shotgun

[oblique belfry]

its fucky

[thick plover]

solution:

use vulkan

everything is literally BETTER

[oblique belfry]

2026 game

[thick plover]

2026 GAME NO VULKAN

[frank hearth]

amazing things on the timeline

[thick plover]

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

gonna try dx11 performance mode

no fucking wonder

so called "performance mode" was crashing me

fucking dx12

[thick plover]

im saying man

[real aspen]

we gotta kill those people

[thick plover]

if games just stopped using eu5

ue*

[real aspen]

in minecraft

with lava

[thick plover]

everything would be so much better

[real aspen]

you know games still need optimization regardless of engine, yeah?

[oblique belfry]

devs are stupid

i've seen some rendering / coding shorts-reels

and holy shit no wonder games are unoptimized

"beginner" makes the prop handmade and uses like 8-12 polygons

but the "pros"

retards

[flat violet]

What game

[thick plover]

have you seen that screenshot of a indie dev making low poly models

[marsh cargo]

Fornite

[oblique belfry]

use automatic features so they just trim the prop and let the software auto render for it

[thick plover]

and then they look at the polygons

and its like

30k polygons

[oblique belfry]

48-64 polygons

fucking

idiot software

and idiotic people

[flat violet]

Imagine playing Fortnite

[oblique belfry]

just fucking make it from hand

[oblique belfry]

one of the only games i play with friens

[thick plover]

now if STEAM owned a game engine

oh wait

[oblique belfry]

[untold spear]

what's the issue with fort night?

[flat violet]

Imagine playing with frens

[oblique belfry]

they are my imagination anyways

so in a way im playing single

[untold spear]

yeah but

the board comitee likes big numbers

[flat violet]

Markass Brownlee

[untold spear]

so we go with 600000

[proper coral]

mmm big number good

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-yaaah-yaaaaa-you-tube-rewind-its-time-gif-17139385

[oblique belfry]

literally the only difference between 6000 and 60000 is the amount of performance drop you are getting

[thick plover]

6 million lashings to tim sweeney for making ue5 not run on my PC

[untold spear]

huh

[oblique belfry]

boomers who knows nothing yet controls the big stuff should be terminated

[blazing maple]

sometimes he can still hear my voice

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/fesh-pince-geoffrey-ytp-fresh-prince-gif-23271730

[oblique belfry]

just see everything as number go up = good

[blazing maple]

isn't that what happens when you don't wipe after pooping?

[oblique belfry]

did y'all hear smth ?

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-thats-hot-youtube-rewind-youtube-rewind2018-fortnite-gif-13080022

[oblique belfry]

what did i say @blazing maple

told ya to not pre-order

she is literally on shop rn

[blazing maple]

yeah with no backbling, no pickaxe, no emote

nuthin

[oblique belfry]

didnt the others get nothing as well

like leon

[blazing maple]

no they had full bundles

[oblique belfry]

ah

[blazing maple]

but they didn't even re-add the other resi bundles

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[blazing maple]

they just put her in a dark dirty corner in the shop and called it a day

[oblique belfry]

allat ads in epic

"PRE ORDER RE9 ON OUR LAUNCHER"

only for dis

🥀

they have this moronic mindset where they want to make exclusive content for their launcher users

but they also dont wanna lose the amount of money they could make if they put it on item shop

[proven tundra]

Everyone loves pc shop exclusives

Almost as good as console exclusives

[blazing maple]

why is she 1.5k vbucks

sickening greed

[copper vapor]

cuz it's the new thing

also this reminds me of the resident evil collab in div2

that one was cool, too bad I couldn't get all the sets

[proven tundra]

If something is epic exclusive it makes it a super easy choice for me at least

I'll never buy it

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

I have no problem buying games that are stand alone

Starsector, Vintage Story

Factorio a long time ago

Dwarf fortress etc

[real aspen]

her hair looks like it was modelled by me (someone who has never modelled hair before)

[copper vapor]

I did buy a couple games on epic in the past but once I learned how shit their customer service is (from people who worked for them), I stopped

the tl;dr is if you didn't spend money on Fortnite or even play it, they treat you like a second-class citizen

[proven tundra]

I bought Old World when I didn't really know better about epic

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[untold spear]

epic is just mid

it amazes me that they still yap about steam having a monopoly

when steam doesn't have a monopoly

just provide a better service bro

it ain't that hard

[copper vapor]

they can't that's why they yap and whine

at least I get cool free games from them once or twice a year

stuff that I never would've played otherwise

[untold spear]

of course they can't

[blazing maple]

Birb and I are doing co-op stardew later today. He has like 28 hours in game

[untold spear]

took 20 years for steam to actually get decent

[copper vapor]

let him lead

[untold spear]

they aren't waiting that much

[blazing maple]

I have a lot more but missed out on a lot of content

yeah he's hosting

we'll both be experiencing a lotta stuff

[copper vapor]

I mean
I'd say it took Steam about 10 years to get good
then the last 10 years were just downhill

but that's imo

[blazing maple]

Guess who we're romancing

[copper vapor]

not only host, let him lead

[blazing maple]

yeah that's a given

[untold spear]

it's 10 years, yeah, i exaggerated

[blazing maple]

he'll be deciding what to do n stuff

[untold spear]

i dunno why it dot bad, i started using it back in 2014

hmmmm

i'll eat some popcorn to go with the league o legos

[copper vapor]

early on people didn't like steam because it was stupid that you needed to be online to play a singleplayer game (and HL2 required Steam)

[untold spear]

despite just having lunch

https://tenor.com/view/rupanti-apu-rupanti-apu-gif-popcorn-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-15576785

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-newell-agartha-gif-377740075992732533

[copper vapor]

then the platform got good and became the main digital store, so much so that physical copies of pc games are now just... a box and a slip of paper with a steam key lmao

[untold spear]

thankfully popcorn has little to no calories

[copper vapor]

but with the feature bloat of community bullshit imo steam is just bleh
let's not pretend steam trading cards aren't NFTs, either

their customer service ain't great either in my experience

[untold spear]

the physical thing is kinda bullshit

[copper vapor]

but as long as I can buy, install and play my games, I don't care what other things they do

same goes for epic

whatever bullshit Sweeney does, as long as I can fire up the client, click a game and play it, I don't care

[copper vapor]

yea lol

[untold spear]

i mean bullshit by

cds can't be read as fast as the data installed in the internal memory

[marsh cargo]

[untold spear]

and of course you also have storage issues

[proven tundra]

I don't really care about owning a physical product
I just want the law to change so that I own the digital product and can pass it on however I want

[marsh cargo]

People hype of steam forums as if they arent a den of dogshit

[untold spear]

as much as i don't like being forced to use digital, it kinda became a necessity

HOWEVER

i still think it's absolute bullshit that the people who pirate games have more ownership than the people who buyt it

[proven tundra]

I really want everything to not take up physical space
Except books
But I also don't like the fact I don't really "own" it

[marsh cargo]

Its like paying to watch a movie
You dont own it you just watch it

[untold spear]

this is just peak subversion

[copper vapor]

technically you don't own physical copies either (EULAs for games since the 90s have stated this), the difference is that they can't enforce it

[proven tundra]

We used to do that all time
Rent movies on the weekend lol

[untold spear]

thankfully positve laws are bullshit

[proven tundra]

If you really liked it you bought it

[copper vapor]

I also prefer things not taking up physical space because I don't wanna have to clean up shelves upon shelves of stuff like my dad did lmao

[untold spear]

yeah lol

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo you know i do have a question

[marsh cargo]

I remembered blockbuster

[copper vapor]

my dad had a HUGE library of books, comic books and VHS tapes.

[proven tundra]

Racks of cd's built up a lot of dust

[marsh cargo]

Shoot

[quiet abyss]

when was the last time you brushed your teeth?

[untold spear]

thing is, BUYING a license is different than renting or buying

it's some kinda devilish in between

[copper vapor]

also renting movies and games was peam because it's affordable

[proven tundra]

Yeah

[copper vapor]

I used to rent games since the SNES days

[marsh cargo]

Given i just woke up

Last night ? Why

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-stab-lets-take-a-look-leon-resident-evil-eyes-gif-18312039097661115308

leon

[copper vapor]

I only ever owned 3 games on the SNES, one of which came with the console (Super Mario World), the other two were Street Fighter II and Mortal Kombat II

[proven tundra]

5 dollars for 3 nights was a great deal
Since my allowance back then was 5 dollars a week

[quiet abyss]

fucking love that line from requiem

[copper vapor]

same for the N64. Only owned 3 games - SM64 (came with the console), Goldeneye and a racing game that I forgot the name

[quiet abyss]

leon is so funny, yet so cheesy

love him so much

[copper vapor]

no thanks, bro

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-thanks-resident-evil4

[blazing maple]

your right hand comes off?

[quiet abyss]

yeah he just says random shit

[copper vapor]

"your right hand comes off?"

[quiet abyss]

and its funny to me

[marsh cargo]

Personally i grew hating CD becuase i had to rebuy a game twice because the cd got damaged

[quiet abyss]

always a 1 liner

ready to go

[copper vapor]

lmao I didn't see this while I was typing

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

same braincell

[proven tundra]

I meant music CDs lol

[quiet abyss]

"scuse me"

thats another new one

[marsh cargo]

Well same thing would happen
Music would get fucked if the cd was scratched

[quiet abyss]

just casually smushes a dudes head

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

also naming the revolver requiem is neato, i like that name

[proven tundra]

I didn't have racks of game's
I didn't really play anything for a while after PS2 era

[quiet abyss]

although i cant help but think of that song when i hear the name

[copper vapor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/E3-Ur1hn3aU?si=mprx8gNrIAuVeTqY

[marsh cargo]

I still have a rack of og Xbox games

[quiet abyss]

just start reciting the latin at the beginning of the song

[proven tundra]

I got rid of everything that wasn't SNES

[quiet abyss]

idk im simple, i hear a word, it triggers a song i have

[proven tundra]

Still have about 100 games and they still work

[quiet abyss]

because everything has a song attached

anyone else do that?

i can connect a song to almost anything

[copper vapor]

I have one PS2 game on my shelf right now

and a few PC games

[marsh cargo]

Yeah i liked the cartridges more
Cds are just soo fragile

[copper vapor]

which is weird

[marsh cargo]

I hate it

[copper vapor]

because I owned two PS2 games

[quiet abyss]

but this time it was easy, since i have a song named requiem

[copper vapor]

but I couldn't find the other one when I moved here

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

MGS2 Sons of Liberty

the other ps2 game I had was Gran Turismo 3 A-spec

the PC games I have are

Crysis and C&C3 Kane Edition (back when EA was good )

two copies of FFXI (don't ask)

Doom 3 and HL2

[marsh cargo]

I still have my n64 goldeneye cartridge

Goober ass game

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/hibiku_bot_/status/2027930856158073032

ずっと見ていたい動画 (@hibiku_bot_)

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[little depot]

Sometimes you feel like you know everything

Sometimes you still feel like a child

[blazing maple]

The only thing that I know is that I know nothing

[little depot]

Does nothing know you though?

[quiet abyss]

unc ass game

[blazing maple]

I am known

to be known is to be loved

[pliant chasm]

me on my seikret after the recent collab

[blazing maple]

They should invent a doordash that instead of delivering food they make the food on their way towards your house

Like a food truck but it moves around for delivery

[copper vapor]

how'd that even cook

[little depot]

An ice cream truck

[blazing maple]

Yooooo

[copper vapor]

the churros truck

[copper vapor]

what recent collab

[blazing maple]

Everyone knows firebenders are based on japanese culture

I'm sure he just did firebending

[pliant chasm]

noodles in mon hunna

ichiran collab

[little depot]

You are known

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

sadly it's just in the hub

you can't make them on the fly

[blazing maple]

The hub?! Fallout mentioned?!

[marsh cargo]

Game is older than you
Respect it

[little depot]

Owie

My ears

What have I done to deserve this

[blazing maple]

changed pfp

it activated my fight or flight response

[little depot]

Go play funky heart

You will become a silly rabbit

[blazing maple]

I'm not feeling very funky rn

[marsh cargo]

Replay Fnv for the 700 time

[blazing maple]

hello no

I got skyrim and resi to do

and stardew

lots going on!

[marsh cargo]

Quite busy then

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989243918149357570/1032227452883320852/image0-1.gif

[real aspen]

holy shit

[copper vapor]

🤮

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1477714059368595690/VID_20260301_082745_979.mp4?ex=69a5c3f6&is=69a47276&hm=82ad31cfa1623be12ac065badbdf5d2ac2b0f5d0f568e232904b82814a5fb2a6&
@blazing maple

[restive bear]

7 views and 1 minute ago broski should pack up

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20j_rSgBHag

[blazing maple]

NO FUCKING SHOT

I LOVE MY GENDER DOCTOR HE'S A G

[sour rivet]

what

[cold hound]

does anyone here live in the hood

[blazing maple]

Okay so like 3 years ago I switched from using a medical patch called "Estradot" to some other brand that was 5x bigger and SUCKED hard. So during my most recent visit I told him how much I missed the old estradot and he's like "yeah it's harder to come by due to shortages" and he refilled my perscription

and I open it up

It's estradot

MY GOAT

[sour rivet]

he made a deal with the ancients

just for you

[blazing maple]

I love him

his name is Matt

[upbeat verge]

u became extra gey or what

[sour rivet]

no you idiot

[upbeat verge]

ah my bad

[sour rivet]

give him a raise

or bake somth

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

big cake

[blazing maple]

Yeah these patches are way smaller and actually stick to skin without peeling off

they're not shit

the other ones are garbo and fall off quick and suck

[sour rivet]

patches still confoos me

[upbeat verge]

just stick em on with cement

ez

[blazing maple]

y'know how frogs breathe through their skin

well skin absorbs stuff

like dye or pen ink or whatever

[copper vapor]

tattoos

[blazing maple]

so you make chemicals on a patch, put it on skin, sinks through skin and into blood

[upbeat verge]

so what you're saying is...with enough exposure to salt and pepper one can be seasoned?

[copper vapor]

yea what do you think "seasoned hunter" npcs mean in games

[sour rivet]

i guess it just seems innefficient

compared to others

[blazing maple]

It's slow release

I leave 'em on for 3.5 days

slow release low dosage type deal

[sour rivet]

i was gonna say that sounds uncomfy but i guess they feel like nothing once you do them long enoguh

[upbeat verge]

I'm slow releasing my shit straight up

[blazing maple]

yeah its like nothing

[sour rivet]

meanwhile any foreign object on my person is never unthought of and i constantly feel

they told me i wouldnt notice my glasses being on after a bit

[copper vapor]

sensitive weak-ass mf

[sour rivet]

erm krill yourself??

[copper vapor]

took me a week to get used to mine when I first started wearing them

[blazing maple]

"don't worry, other neurotypical people don't notice it at all!"
"Uh oh"

[sour rivet]

ITS A SPECTRUUUM!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHH

[blazing maple]

spectrum sounds like spectre which is a ghost which is scary

[copper vapor]

spectrum of neurodivergent"ness"

[sour rivet]

BOO

IM COMING FOR YOU WHITE GIRL

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twt-scream-jump-buckspendragon-gif-10662851900002847073

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050152403053314089/1328196207876771923/attachment.gif

[proven tundra]

Transdermal patches are actually more efficient at certain things
It enables the substance to go directly into the bloodstream, which lets it bypass digestion/the liver/etc.

[blazing maple]

#nofilter

S'why injections are super strong compared to pills

straight to the bloodstream you go liberal

[sour rivet]

just
surgically replace all your genes

ez

[blazing maple]

any second now

[proven tundra]

Why didn't I think of that

dang

[blazing maple]

dang

[sour rivet]

trust me

i am a bird

[copper vapor]

just absorb things directly into your SOVL

[blazing maple]

I'm going to umbrella corp to get my new treatment

[sour rivet]

NO WAIT

[proven tundra]

maybe
another corp?

[blazing maple]

I've been practicing photosynthesis

[copper vapor]

what alternatives are there

[sour rivet]

lobotomy.... corp

[proven tundra]

Rat Corp

we treat everything

with rat bites

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-dead-by-daylight-turning-around-gif-9071984238590429091

I feel

Bonita

[copper vapor]

I heard mouse bites are more effective

[sour rivet]

are you Quiet from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

[proven tundra]

Mouse propaganda

[copper vapor]

Dr. House used them

and cured cancer

[blazing maple]

I thought she was a frog not a plant

[proven tundra]

don't listen to the lies of inferior rodents

[blazing maple]

Breathing through skin and absorbing sunlight through skin are different

[copper vapor]

ribbit

[sour rivet]

ocelot and i think that doc said she photosynthesis

idk its been a while since i played

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

my new life motto

[blazing maple]

Kojima known for having real life accurate science in his games

Anyway frogs are a top 5 animal

[sour rivet]

do you put toads in the same catagory

[blazing maple]

octopus and mantaray are also up there

They're both amphibians but toads are more evil and wicked

[forest acorn]

Yeah

[quiet abyss]

ok? i dont respect top gun for the ps2, and its older than me

[sour rivet]

give me your animal list

[quiet abyss]

[blazing maple]

hmn

[snow tree]

Those who nose...

[sour rivet]

its her

[blazing maple]

1. Mantaray
2. Octopus
3. Frog
4. Cow
5. The Tawny Frogmouth

[blazing maple]

I got pins of her and Jaina :)

[snow tree]

Doomed Yuri?

More likely than not

[blazing maple]

I have a lot of Sylvaina saved

[pliant chasm]

are you playing retail

[sour rivet]

1. Corvids
2. sharks
3. Ferret
4. horse
5. kbity

[blazing maple]

I'm bugmaxxing

[sour rivet]

you got the harmor!!!!

[blazing maple]

Sharks are awesome

I love them

[sour rivet]

much better than dolphins

[blazing maple]

i wanna go swimming with 'em

I went swimming with sea turtles in hawaii once

[sour rivet]

i fear them but basking sharks are so silly

[blazing maple]

I was first off the boat in the water

They were sooooo cute

[snow tree]

Yea

[sour rivet]

i never swam with sea critters

[pliant chasm]

god help you

[sour rivet]

i pet a sting ray before

[snow tree]

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-shark-thankful-shark-gif-13120432497476398931

they're big sea dogs

[sour rivet]

the basker

[blazing maple]

the pogger

[sour rivet]

fuck goblin sharks tho

[blazing maple]

It's like in sea of thieves where we find a ship wreck that's a liiiittle too deep for you and you look down and shiver in pure fear meanwhile I'm down there going "YIPEEEEE SHARKS YAY A KRAKEN YAY"

[frank hearth]

the brood of lucifer

[blazing maple]

Love the ocean

[sour rivet]

i like ocean too

i just dont like seeing nothging

[blazing maple]

I wish i was a mermaid I'd be down in the depths hanging out with fucked up creatures in pitch black lighting

I'd be an angler fish mermaid

[sour rivet]

you're the type of person to see the sleeping god and go "yo whats up my g"

[blazing maple]

"Can I pet you?" to the iron lung eel

[sour rivet]

Why must solstheim be more prone to crashes

I dun understand

[blazing maple]

I'm now learned in all aspects of magic

:)

[sour rivet]

look at lil miss LEARNER

[blazing maple]

I'm so smart

[sour rivet]

you don need to learn for druid magick

[blazing maple]

also I found this

[sour rivet]

one of many pieces

thas my cleric lizards sord

where did u find it

[blazing maple]

I just got 67 speech from this

[proven tundra]

SIX

SEVEN

??

[sour rivet]

whu

[blazing maple]

Investing

I'm helping local businesses

[timid hollow]

gaming

[blazing maple]

(speech perk)

[sour rivet]

(speech) where did u find the hilt

[teal spade]

I made a more appropriate version for you

[copper vapor]

my friend couldn't get the game to start

so my bald adventures in Lestania are on pause for now

[copper vapor]

Megas XLR

[thick plover]

its peam

the car wasnt stuck doe I was

ALSO

ALSO

FUCK THOSE TOXIC STORMS THAT SPEW ROTTEN EGGS

MY CAR ALMOST DIED TO IT

[thick plover]

nah that shit has auto aim

I swear on my life

its supposed to be random but like 4 of them in a row fell directly on top of my car while it was moving at 70 km/h

[sour rivet]

my question ignored twice

[copper vapor]

she's busy PLAYING birb

have PATIENCE smh

[sour rivet]

she was TABBED OUT

[teal spade]

Brother you want a gamer grill to respond to you?
Did you sub?
Did you send bits?

[sour rivet]

yes

[copper vapor]

SHE TABBED BACK IN

IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE BIRB

[teal spade]

simp

man is foaming at the mouth for that Samantha Gamer Grill Cow Milk™

[sour rivet]

you're overdoing it

[copper vapor]

so are you

attention whore

[sour rivet]

god forbid i want a question to be answered

[copper vapor]

god forbid you fuckin wait a little

[thick plover]

guys my friend wants me to play a game

[sour rivet]

ok

[thick plover]

should I be scared

[forest acorn]

Pinewatch I think

[teal spade]

kill him

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-want-to-play-a-game-play-time

[teal spade]

it's the only way

[forest acorn]

For the hilt yeah

[thick plover]

this is the game

[copper vapor]

do it

[teal spade]

ADMORTEM INUMICUS

[copper vapor]

it's a fun game

[teal spade]

NON SUPPRESTE

[copper vapor]

unironically

[thick plover]

i have 0 hours on this game

[teal spade]

INCREDIBELI

[copper vapor]

this is your opportunity to change that

[forest acorn]

@sour rivet are u skyrimming

[teal spade]

fuck, what does the Black Prior say...

[thick plover]

im gonna play the funny man with the gladius

[teal spade]

SIN DON KAMI

[thick plover]

and Im also gonna play the funny man with the pitchfork and buckler

[teal spade]

TANEBRIS

[copper vapor]

bitchfork gaming

[sour rivet]

yes

[forest acorn]

Go get ur hilt, stinky

I forgot where the first piece to get the hints to the other one is ngl

[sour rivet]

where is hilt

[forest acorn]

Pinewatch

[sour rivet]

no

thats a blade

[upbeat verge]

@proven tundra figured you'd enjoy this one

[forest acorn]

Uhhhh

[proven tundra]

🥬

[blazing maple]

I don't get @'s in here btw

so dm me if you want to ask me things

[marsh cargo]

his greed is immense

[copper vapor]

hmmm lettuce.

[sour rivet]

pipebomb

[upbeat verge]

same but in #🎪bruh-fart

[snow tree]

Man being able to fly and actualy do quest like human is peak

[upbeat verge]

I'm having choccy milk chat

[sour rivet]

im eating pizza

[upbeat verge]

naais

[thick plover]

fat fella

[sour rivet]

i am skinny'

i barely eat

[thick plover]

chungus

[green granite]

What is everyone talking about?

Bingo?

[copper vapor]

no thanks, bro

[green granite]

To

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-green-what-is-wrong-with-you-gif-774466718616765419

why are you Apocrypha.....

[forest acorn]

The northern lights....

[arctic flicker]

Hmm free books

[forest acorn]

Birb does that pack have here be monsters or whatever it's called

The one that adds a bunch of boss creatures to slay

[sour rivet]

no

[forest acorn]

Damn

No 50 ton mudcrabs

[slim magnet]

today i learned windows will flag crash happy programs and start limiting performance to improve stability and safety

that's crazy

[blazing maple]

making some snacks

[sour rivet]

horker loaf

[blazing maple]

doing a duet in the tavern rn

I'm fucking it UP on the flute

[sour rivet]

im helping the best settlement in the game

[sour rivet]

girl take off your helmet you're scaring the hoes

[blazing maple]

no it has a mouth hole

[sour rivet]

does that scare them more or less

[blazing maple]

It's fused to my skin

I'd have to carve it off

[sour rivet]

how tf did that happen

botched werewolf transformation where your armor didnt disappear

anyway uhh

severin manor is safe

[quiet abyss]

electro staff needs a little buff @marsh cargo @vital venture

its so fun to use

but so fuckin BAD

[marsh cargo]

it only hitting 2 targets per shot is very limiting

[sour rivet]

[marsh cargo]

but the crits are neat
its anti special but like
why bother

its a year 1 weapon

and it suffers for it

[quiet abyss]

should hit like 10 minimum in hordes

and like 3 specials max

or smth

[quiet abyss]

i mean you said that about the eviscerator

yet its just fine

if anything, good

just not relic blade good

but thats because its just goated

ok but the eviscerator does have ONE flaw

ragers

the rest it excels in tbh

also how do you use the force sword

[marsh cargo]

the chainsword is ass tho

[quiet abyss]

besides the illisi

[quiet abyss]

agreed

[marsh cargo]

like the veteran one

[quiet abyss]

yesh

i know

shid

[marsh cargo]

the evis are just on a weird spot

[quiet abyss]

anyways

force sword, go

[marsh cargo]

were they exist but dont excel

[quiet abyss]

how do i use anything but the illisi

[latent hazel]

man fuck you

[quiet abyss]

get cat scared

[marsh cargo]

the deimos is weird because of the charged hitting sideways

[quiet abyss]

the illisi would be better if it was like the power sword

[zealous depot]

Sup bitches

[marsh cargo]

taco

[quiet abyss]

where it had strike down heavies when charged

[quiet abyss]

alo get on darktide

[halcyon fossil]

fast_zombie.mp3

[quiet abyss]

you have today off, yes?

[zealous depot]

Yes, but I'm helping with cleaning friends house

[quiet abyss]

lame, stop having friends

[sour rivet]

behold, the best backpack

[quiet abyss]

anyways

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo are these good tips for a new zealot player/new players in general

was watching a video

[zealous depot]

Jump on v? Wtf

[quiet abyss]

and the guy was making loads of mistakes

[zealous depot]

Kinda shit are you watching

[quiet abyss]

if its on space you sometimes do the jump of death

if you jump

ranged enemies can beam you

because when youre in midair

you are counted as standing STILL

meaning you can just get mowed the fuck down

instantly

[marsh cargo]

yeah that sounds quite baseline

[quiet abyss]

on higher difficulties

[zealous depot]

Just don't jump

[quiet abyss]

the relic blade one was VERY IMPORTANT

i saw that cooldown EMPTY so often

[marsh cargo]

however
seeing zealot players mald when you stim them is hillarious

[quiet abyss]

yet blade uncharged

[quiet abyss]

why mald?

[marsh cargo]

because you healed them

[quiet abyss]

oh lmao

[marsh cargo]

and they run marthy

[quiet abyss]

because martys

i run marty, but i dont rely on it

i use it as a bonus because other keystones are kinda mid for me

and shroudfield can suck on my nads

because thats for pissant baby zealots

i also snuck in some wisdom by saying the relic blade is a fighting mans weapon, not an evasive weapon

and that youre to stand and fight

not run

hope that helps

because its the best advice i can give

[sharp crystal]

Question

[quiet abyss]

shoot

just dont make it stalker related

because roolz

[sharp crystal]

Well it’s about a situation with mom that I don’t understand why she got so upset

[quiet abyss]

ok, if im honest, you can go ahead, but this isnt the best place for emotional advice

because people here are either indifferent, or assholes lmao

[sharp crystal]

Oh no I’m not sad I’m confused

[quiet abyss]

alright go nuts then

im not gonna answer, im inept at understanding people

[sharp crystal]

So I make it quick

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

doesnt matter to me, i just wanted to warn you in case its sensitive in any way

[sharp crystal]

Mom got really upset with me because she caught me again standing inside her toilet bowl

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

what

[zealous depot]

I really hope this is a joke

[teal spade]

your mom is weird, there's nothing wrong with that

[sharp crystal]

Naaaaaaa

[quiet abyss]

yeah i really dont know what to say here

[teal spade]

[sharp crystal]

It no joke I was little high

Just little

[zealous depot]

A little

[quiet abyss]

i dont think this has to do with reading people, i just cant help with this

im not trained for this

[sharp crystal]

Yes not align

A lot

[zealous depot]

Who stands inside a toilet bowel while being 'a little' high

You were snoopdog

[quiet abyss]

[sharp crystal]

Naaaaaa it Just frustrated because I believe she overreacting

[marsh cargo]

you were standing
IN the toilet ?

[quiet abyss]

yes

in

[copper vapor]

glance at discord
sprout saying weird shit

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

wtf is wrong with you

[quiet abyss]

"little high" is closer to higher than the damn clouds in this case

[sharp crystal]

In the toilet bow yes

[marsh cargo]

ok now it makes sense

[quiet abyss]

callous but effective, good work

[sharp crystal]

Where the water just stay in until flush

[teal spade]

people here acting weird as if standing in a toilet is weird

[quiet abyss]

this is some ogryn mindset here, "warm filth" type of deal

[sharp crystal]

Bro

[marsh cargo]

it is if it were MY toilet

[teal spade]

Brother, I stand in your toilet all the time

[quiet abyss]

also, AGAIN??

this has happened before???

[sharp crystal]

That what I’m thinking mom is overthinking it

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

this is not the first time standing in the shitter it seems

[sharp crystal]

It’s clean 🧼

[marsh cargo]

i genuenly think your mom reacted like she should

[zealous depot]

How does one decide to stand inside a toilet

[sharp crystal]

I mean I don’t see anything bad in it

[quiet abyss]

high

as a plane

[marsh cargo]

druggies at it again

[sharp crystal]

Ya get board

[quiet abyss]

strange

[copper vapor]

ofc you don't otherwise you wouldn't have done it at least twice

[quiet abyss]

maybe not particularly like, earth shattering

this isnt "fall of cadia" bad

its just "wtf are you doing in my toilet"

bad

[sharp crystal]

Bingo that what I’m thinking at least it was clean

[marsh cargo]

i can imagine the pent up disapointment from catching you doing this twice

[quiet abyss]

was it NOT clean the first time?