╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS BIRB

NOTHING!!!!!!!

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[jagged crest]

battletech spotted

[carmine laurel]

which one you want pookie

[pliant chasm]

deserved for playing that shit

[real aspen]

the most active server besides this one that's im in is a 30-member dev server for obscure roblox game

[rocky turtle]

we got two big boys i count on them

[real aspen]

i work there as balancer

[snow tree]

Ngl Widowmaker is peak

[real aspen]

well, "work"

i dont get paid

[carmine laurel]

battletech and lancer, the heart of life

[real aspen]

but they're fun to talk with so whatever

[carmine laurel]

was also looking at that one

[real aspen]

and game balancing is surprisingly fun

[raven swan]

[real aspen]

thinking and comparing all the variables and situations and shit

[frank hearth]

Someone at R34 is having an aneurysm over having to delete the 2 tag now

[raven swan]

they will let it be

bed

[jagged crest]

I have like 245 hours on battletech and 480 on Mechwarrior online

[warped linden]

nah for real I get it, I was making stats for a mod back in highschool and it was really cathartic to write down statblock after statblock

idk what it was

coming up with shit was fun

[verbal gate]

You won't believe this

[sour rivet]

why even make another tag

[real aspen]

i think it falls into same psych as construction or other physical craft, you're making something that you'll see the results of

[pliant meteor]

I did hear their adding a new hero called jetpack cat

[thick plover]

valve would do this and some british law firm would still find a way to call them a unfair monopoly

[real aspen]

so you get immense satisfaction

[raven swan]

oh my god i'm going to ark on my night until i end on the field

[warped linden]

makes sense

[raven swan]

[real aspen]

are those gliders or towers?

[raven swan]

They're kites

[verbal gate]

Is this wuling? I'm still factorying my endfield

[warped linden]

I felt such immense happiness when my friend showed me the concept art I asked for and it was literally exactly as I pictured it in my mind

[raven swan]

ye, wuling

[warped linden]

and then proceeded to forgor about the mod for the rest of highschool

[verbal gate]

I still have no idea where my outposts get their moolah for, but I'm trynna get rich lmao

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen need help

[verbal gate]

Plus purple gear expensive

[sour rivet]

man i dont even play overwatch anymore im just appallled by this choice

[upbeat verge]

how did u have EMU light configured?

I remember doing this long ago

but forgot how to setup the keys

[copper vapor]

just redirect "overatch 2" back to overwtach and gg

[real aspen]

uhhh eldering

?

[upbeat verge]

correct

[carmine laurel]

1st world problems

[sour rivet]

1st world this 3rd world that

wheres the prequel

[copper vapor]

2nd world is so literally mid no one talks about it

[sour rivet]

shiii i dont even know what is considered 2nd world country if thats even a thing

no one sayin this

[rocky turtle]

and its fucking warlock too

[carmine laurel]

gonna be defecting to advent if you fail

[upbeat verge]

oh ok I got it @real aspen

[real aspen]

in game go to keybinds and bind sprint/roll to o

then save config and activate

you might need to run it as admin

[upbeat verge]

sprint on left alt

ok skyrim player

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

nah without admit it works fine

I have sprint on shift

and jump on F

[raven swan]

man they're just showing off with this region

what the fuck is this foliage density

[real aspen]

also i put heavy attacks on extra buttons on my mouse, you could do that if you want

[raven swan]

and i'm on LOW foliage

[warped linden]

isnt endfield gatcha Satisfactory

[real aspen]

also dodge and jump to mouse side buttons

[upbeat verge]

Heavy attack for me is shift and LMB

I think
I had it like this

long ago

when I first played the game

[raven swan]

satisfactory, a little bit of FF7 remake, and yeah gacha

[upbeat verge]

dodge is space

[warped linden]

I think I will stay away

no like anything with gacha

[rocky turtle]

aight lets shitshow begin

[real aspen]

these are in addition to keyboard binds, not replacing them, i use both about equally

[arctic flicker]

1 rebel rescued

[real aspen]

oh and i forgot to report

but

[real aspen]

rose hip + cinnamon + lemon + honey goes hard

[raven swan]

the women are sensibly clothed

[upbeat verge]

offtopic (pun intended) but ok

@real aspen

yes F is on jump

you originally told me F to be on jump

[raven swan]

@real aspen kites

[upbeat verge]

and thats how I got used to it

[raven swan]

i need to unbind the camera button

fuck

i keep taking detours, i need to get this quest done

[real aspen]

kites are so vibe

[warped linden]

is that UE5

[real aspen]

im putting them in my world

[raven swan]

UNITY

[real aspen]

unity lol

[warped linden]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[raven swan]

AND NO RT

[rocky turtle]

and i dont have skirmishers ggz

[hexed stag]

@thin bobcat
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2019034296783446071

Steve the Beaver (@beaversteever)

our new intern just replaced our C compiler with an API call to chatgpt

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FixupX · Feb 4, 2026, 1:04 PM

[upbeat verge]

also shoutout to HDR being completely botched
and washed out for some reason @real aspen

[raven swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413360626178719745/1323612007169003542/AbsoluteUvi.gif

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

yeah so having HDR turned ON
@real aspen makes HDR looked EXTREMELY washed out

wtf mang

[rocky turtle]

10 hp left

[raven swan]

[zealous depot]

[raven swan]

what the fuck is this fidelity man (not my screenshot)

what the fuck

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2019112721489469478

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 6:16 PM

But also https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2019117996036468883

Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley)

Overwatch 2 is dropping the 2 and the game will just be called Overwatch moving forward.

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 20 🔁 1 · Feb 4, 2026, 6:36 PM

[real aspen]

♻️

[arctic flicker]

overwatch 1.5 downgrading back to 1

[timber oxide]

Meanwhile, the photos I take

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen

HERE WE GO

[sour rivet]

this is actually peak

[raven swan]

10/10

[sour rivet]

but

wheres 2

[timber oxide]

This has to be my favorite

[raven swan]

there is a ghost? in tsushima?

[sick trail]

It would be if THEY DIDN'T STRAIGHT UP DELIST IT

[raven swan]

that digglet looks russian

[sour rivet]

TRU

[rocky turtle]

FUCK OUTTA HERE

[sour rivet]

IF THEY REMASTERING 1 THEN WHERES 2

[timber oxide]

Hellagur feeling funny today

[copper vapor]

STRONGBAD RETURNS

[raven swan]

if you look carefully, you can see low poly trees

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539508281526190090/1468675652768235674/Suspendedlatebored_d0c76d_13000786-HD-AV1.mp4?ex=6984e24a&is=698390ca&hm=5a547686e24b1a9d6e1c458b9852056a86a333b51162bcf7f6e9fe136fc8bd9e&

[timber oxide]

Bro I don't need to look carefully my laptop runs this thing on medium

Everything that is not a playable character is ugly

On desktop however

[real aspen]

low poly bamboo hell yeah

[copper vapor]

I saw a guy do this in arc raiders last night

he was just chucking dozens of seeker grenades at a queen

[real aspen]

also ever since i started blender i've gotten much better at spotting polys lol

[sour rivet]

did it work

[real aspen]

even in pretty hd games i notice em

[copper vapor]

eventually. But only because I threw 2 wolfpacks and shot it about 40 times with a hullcracker
and there were 4 other people fighting it, too.

[timber oxide]

I don't need to do blender to notice polygons

[rocky turtle]

last pod left

[copper vapor]

by the time the queen exploded I was long gone... I looted the last reactor I needed off a leg segment and skeedaddled

smart choice, too. as soon as the queen went down I started hearing raider flares from that direction

[sour rivet]

lmao

[copper vapor]

gonna have to do the same w/ matriarchs soon

[thick plover]

THIS IS WHY WE LASH

[sour rivet]

why are you teaming with bepop

[thick plover]

the clankah almost killed me

he placed a bomb on me

then punched me into the entire enemy team

[sour rivet]

cant believe this

[thick plover]

thank FUCK i have a grapple man

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel

[vital venture]

Who died this time

[rocky turtle]

random rook i didnt care

[vital venture]

Real

[rocky turtle]

its not even on memorial so idk really who died

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BTjLwayJGE

a classic.

[sour rivet]

injustice so good when you dont got a bish in yo ear

[forest acorn]

@rocky turtle woof :3

[rocky turtle]

what i learned from that mission is we need more healers

[rocky turtle]

congrats on being a healer

[forest acorn]

Menace in like 17 hours :3

[rocky turtle]

Hi Frota

[zealous depot]

BOGDAN

I GOT ACCESS TO DEADLOCK

[sour rivet]

HE WAS STUPID

[zealous depot]

I WAS

I AM VERY SMORT

[thick plover]

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

he got access now hooray

[zealous depot]

Bebop

Is peak

[slim magnet]

what the fuck is this thumbnail lmfaooo

[zealous depot]

I did a ai match and then called it a night. But it was pretty fun

[slim magnet]

fuck does that mean

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

[untold spear]

AI

[sour rivet]

weird al

[pure compass]

anti-aliasing? I NEED my jaggies!

[static axle]

Making chimnken, red onions, veggies and mixed few eggs into it at the end

[untold spear]

fausuto-sama

i kneel...

[pure compass]

agentic™ solutions

[real aspen]

@slim magnet i accidentally opened my wacom pen and the springy bits from eraser end spilled out

[rocky turtle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/areon-areonsama-areonofficial-tAVvMMAVj8f2NX7Xro

[zealous depot]

Drooooooooooon

[real aspen]

eh seems to work without the springs so whatever

just rattles a bit more

[pure compass]

just put the spring back in wdym

inb4 bro lost it

[real aspen]

it's a tiny fucking spring and there's nothing to hold it in place

im not taking it back out but it's like 2mm long and 0.2mm thick

kinda just threw it back in there, seems to give some springiness but not the same as it was before

still works fine though

[slim magnet]

i dress like this and i live like this

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle played full tank nunu with friends and um

yeah.

@carmine laurel

[pliant chasm]

how

[oblique belfry]

for context

i got protein shake

[carmine laurel]

Full tank nunu is better than ap

[left mantle]

imma hit you with a realization, I don't need to look too hard

[oblique belfry]

my unending despair healed me for 72k

i had 132% h&s power

[untold spear]

when the silliness becomes alcoholism

[pliant chasm]

it's gei and lame

[oblique belfry]

im on ap side as well

but my friend told everyone to play tank instead

and protein shake

soooo

[pliant chasm]

fuck does protein shake has to do with it

[oblique belfry]

it gives you health / shield power depending on your mr / armor

[pliant chasm]

what

[oblique belfry]

i had 132%

[pliant chasm]

i thought you were talking about irl

[raven swan]

Good night chatters, have a nice one

[oblique belfry]

??????

bro you replied to the end screen kek

[pliant chasm]

that's why i asked

[pliant chasm]

.

i thought you were drinking one irl

[oblique belfry]

no

its an augment

[pliant chasm]

ahhhhh

back to my normal and lame aram to seethe and mald

[real aspen]

I keep thinking Aram is just misspelled arma

And I don't remember last time I touched arma or anything related

[untold spear]

no

but the game mode is so ancient nobody remembers wha aram stands for

[untold spear]

most who knew are long gone

[pliant chasm]

all random all mid

i was there gandalf

[untold spear]

pics or didn't happen

[pliant chasm]

wow instant loading screen

damn

[copper vapor]

some AI-related systems like clawdbot and such are being called "agents"

from what I understand they're semi-autonomous AI

... if shit like this is to be believed: https://x.com/borjitaea/status/2015745063909839091

Borja (@borjitaea)

My clawdbot just signed up for a $2,997 "build your personal brand" mastermind after watching 3 Alex Hormozi clips.

X · Jan 26, 2026, 11:14 AM

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

what?

[zealous depot]

How's my character doing

[blazing maple]

pregnant

[sour rivet]

and YOU"RE the baby

no wait

hes pregnant and droons the father

[blazing maple]

I'm baby

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfOWmNdO20

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/independence-day-hello-boys-im-back-return-suicide-gif-6099267

[rocky turtle]

infiltrating on important mission( advent HQ)

@snow tree became too powerful

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/heavyfortres/status/2019132396692721803?s=20 @sick trail

heavy team fortres 2 (@heavyfortres)

IT'S CONFIRMED THE TF2 UNLOCKS ARE COMING BACK TOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

QRT: Wario64
Poker Night at the Inventory coming to PS4/Switch/Steam on March 5th https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXKhwb18MY

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 7:34 PM

BRO

[static axle]

did they change the embed on this

[sour rivet]

whuh

[static axle]

or why does it look so weird

[teal spade]

Noone missed me

[static axle]

i swear it looked different

[sour rivet]

looks normal to me

[static axle]

maybe im mixing it to the other link

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-movie-nuts-i-think-youre-nuts-youre-nuts-gif-1560934855605426686

[static axle]

maybe its the weird QRT thats throwing me off

[sour rivet]

prolly

[blazing maple]

https://girlcockx.com/heavyfortres/status/2019132396692721803?s=20

heavy team fortres 2 (@heavyfortres)

IT'S CONFIRMED THE TF2 UNLOCKS ARE COMING BACK TOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Quoting Wario64 (@Wario64)
︀
Poker Night at the Inventory coming to PS4/Switch/Steam on March 5th www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXKhwb18MY

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girlcockx · Feb 4, 2026, 7:34 PM

looks normal to me

[sour rivet]

she girl cocked my post

cant have SHIT

[static axle]

maybe its the quote

[frank hearth]

[halcyon fossil]

🤤

[rocky turtle]

kreeo my goat

[sour rivet]

3

[rocky turtle]

hey it could be worse

3 jammers

[blazing maple]

why is that allowed

[sour rivet]

because

fuck us

[rocky turtle]

3 wounded

👀

[copper vapor]

[frank hearth]

chat im about to commit a terrible mistake

[left mantle]

I'm sorry to see this

[sour rivet]

dont

[proven tundra]

Welcome back!

[teal spade]

Start the countdown to my next fuck up

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

2027 will be your year

[blazing maple]

fallout 3 deathclaws are kinda pussy shit compared to fallout new vegas deathclaws

[sour rivet]

how so

[forest acorn]

hiiii

[blazing maple]

don't hurt as bad

[sour rivet]

hm

also did u take a pic of your modded tri gun

[blazing maple]

they're on the weak sauce

[blazing maple]

no

[sour rivet]

darng

[forest acorn]

deathclaws 🤤

[sour rivet]

not even scenic pics of the PITT

[forest acorn]

dont post pit pics

[teal spade]

I got 2 spots on the offtopic recap of 2026, right @oblique belfry @broken mountain ?

[marsh cargo]

i had a cameo

[zealous depot]

I only had one i think

It was just the group pepe

[teal spade]

And the year is only starting

[zealous depot]

For how often I was using it

Figured doge would've added this

[snow tree]

GAWD DAMN

[marsh cargo]

am i still alive ?

[zealous depot]

If I'm alive

You have to be

[copper vapor]

and what are you going to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoEKQNGfqd4

[frank hearth]

overwatch

[sour rivet]

but

its on steam

[frank hearth]

wait shit your right

[copper vapor]

[vital venture]

Is looking at the reviews of overwatch still funny

Or have they just started spamming the same 3 jokes

[frank hearth]

yes

[vital venture]

[copper vapor]

e33 glazers, riddle me this

[vital venture]

Is there any real e33 glazers in offtopic

[zealous depot]

I have yet to play e33

[real aspen]

Baby is still part of mother until umbilical is cut so it goes too

[copper vapor]

but the baby isn't 33 years old

[sour rivet]

not yet

[copper vapor]

[vital venture]

Would matter how developed the child is at that time

[copper vapor]

uh oh

found a match way too quickly in arc raiders now

[sour rivet]

goodbye mbo

[copper vapor]

pvp lobby incoming

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/im-waiting-burning-in-danger-gif-21296083

[rocky turtle]

yeah #╟❓general-offtopic message

[marsh cargo]

[arctic flicker]

My will to play arc raiders to maintain trial rank for shitty cosmetics is non-existent

[frank hearth]

am i

[copper vapor]

wtf is this great migration

[arctic flicker]

fires comin

[frank hearth]

summers comming they are returning to their nesting grounds

[copper vapor]

internet explorer birb

straggler running late to follow his flock

holy shit there's more

[cunning bronze]

me?

[arctic flicker]

Oh they upped the amount of times bird city appear

hmmm duckies

[arctic flicker]

hidden bunker got plenty of slots too now

[copper vapor]

slots?

[arctic flicker]

it only appeared like 3 times a day, now its at least doubled

[copper vapor]

nice.

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

ppl mustve complained

I remember seeing it twice a day only

and one of those times was like

10am or 9am my time

while I was working

[zealous depot]

[arctic flicker]

I could only do mine at around 5 pm

[oblique belfry]

wait what happened this time

you already got one

with youyou's ban

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

[frank hearth]

terrible things are about to happen to my mental state within the next 2 hours

[teal spade]

Man missed my 7d mute

[marsh cargo]

cowpult

[oblique belfry]

wait WHAT

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-belledelphine-ultrahot-codyhawley-dva-gif-19901064

[sour rivet]

SEND IN THE BOVINE

[frank hearth]

[teal spade]

"hey @blazing maple check out this cool thing I got"

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

Sam would probably say rad, and hop in the catapult of pure free will

[teal spade]

IT'S A TREBUCHET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[arctic flicker]

cowbuchet

[zealous depot]

WHATEVER, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I JOIN IN ON A BIT

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

Also sparter literally called it a cowpult

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

Favoritism

Smh

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

Grim is secretly a riven player

[sour rivet]

sparter will recieve 5 lashes

[teal spade]

He likes Warhammer you don't, checkmate snotling

[zealous depot]

Never said I don't like it

I just don't understand a single thing

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/warhammer-warhammer40k

[left mantle]

Except you aren't wrong to call it a catapult

You can mald all you want

[frank hearth]

gifs you can hear

[copper vapor]

yea this was a pvp lobby

[left mantle]

A trebuchet is a catapult

[copper vapor]

I'm getting good at dodging pvp tho lol

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @slim blaze @pallid sapphire and a special mention to @wet orchid

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-react-me-dont-react-me-rowley-we're-done-dont-dm-me-dont-react-me-were-done-gif-8971249693181126

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

what game was that lol

[real aspen]

Good ol' every square is parallelogram but not every parallelogram is square situation

[sour rivet]

i unno

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-its-wednesday-dont-forget-to-be-yourself-jerma-slay-gif-26287606

[teal spade]

10min to Thursday, you just made it

[sour rivet]

silence future man

[teal spade]

Beware, in the future you will kiss boys

[sour rivet]

NUH UH!

im kissing no one

[teal spade]

Pucker up them smootchers, you're gonna be busy

[copper vapor]

well then.

[arctic flicker]

Stella montis calls out to you, and its gonna suck

[copper vapor]

yea

if I knew this beforehand I would've had at least 2 giger counters

and hunting bombardiers with wolfpacks is a pain because you gotta take out the spotters first

or they'll soak up the wolfpack missiles

[arctic flicker]

I just walk up behind bombardiers and place a deadline on em

take out the spotters first if you want

[copper vapor]

I had mixed results when attempting that, on bombardiers and bastions both

one time the bombardier used its aoe pulse (same one leapers use) and fucked me up before I could plant the mine

the other time a spotter saw me before I got close enough

[arctic flicker]

maybe use the photoelectric cloak to help with that

[copper vapor]

but the other day I just chucked 2 wolfpacks over a bombardier, they popped open behind it and the missiles went directly at the weakspot. It was peam.

[arctic flicker]

for bastions I usually pop one of the legs first before deadlining em or jumping ontop from a building and running into cover

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/charlieINTEL/status/2019111681407025411 Twomad's soul can now once again roam these lands and haunt the game servers again

CharlieIntel (@charlieINTEL)

Overwatch 2 is no more…

Blizzard says Overwatch 2 is being renamed back to 'Overwatch' starting with its next season on February 10

X · Feb 4, 2026, 6:11 PM

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-overwatch-gif-16312653841777549202

[copper vapor]

that's what I started doing after failing 3 attempts in a row against bastions

[timber oxide]

But what if they kiss you first?

[sour rivet]

im poisonous

[sullen stag]

recylce this woman ♻️

[copper vapor]

I swear one of the updates from december increased their awareness because they detect me when I creep up behind them

[timber oxide]

Apparently you are an explosive magnet

[rocky turtle]

birb id tomorrow

[sour rivet]

no lunacy

no shards

[copper vapor]

nioh 3 tomorrow

[sour rivet]

its joever

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

u have me and my support list

[blazing maple]

i'm providing deep insight and additional input ontop of the new post

[copper vapor]

huh. it said feb 5 for me

[sour rivet]

provide

[copper vapor]

1 day and 6 hours? so.. friday 1am for me

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/zarzaliel/status/2019169091647598703?s=20

Zar (@zarzaliel)

"Now I need to find some way to stay warm."

X · Feb 4, 2026, 10:00 PM

[marsh cargo]

once again proving "what was even the point of making a second one"

[copper vapor]

uh oh

fast queue again

[sour rivet]

im saying this

[copper vapor]

this time stella montis at night

I'm dead

I just wanted some giger counters

[blazing maple]

the lootbox removal that everyone hated and got reverted cause they wanted more money

They quite literally just wanted a worse monetization method

[pliant chasm]

ow1 fans please comeback we brought it back

[sour rivet]

i just now realized zar posts their art at 5pm exact

every time

[zealous depot]

Tf

The only good thing that came from overwatch was evolved sfm

[thick plover]

@sour rivet playing support rem watching all my carries go in and die repeatedly

doingnothing the entire game

(i rage quit)

[sour rivet]

NOW YOU KNOW

HOW IT FEELS

[thick plover]

banned for 2 hours

[sour rivet]

FUCK

SO MANY GOD DAMN MATCHES

[thick plover]

How are these people in the 2nd highest elo in the game man

[sour rivet]

how am i meant to pillow IF THESE MFS WONT KILL

[arctic flicker]

paid to rank up

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/REBiohazardNews/status/2018931027490865256?s=20 @blazing maple

RESIDENT EVIL (@REBiohazardNews)

Something I don’t see many talking about is how Grace’s first and third person modes actually play differently

In third person she can trip and stumble while running, but not in first person. It’s a really cool feature beyond just a simple camera swap

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 6:14 AM

[static axle]

god dauymn

[zealous depot]

So does deadlock have ranked?

I'm guessing then

[arctic flicker]

curse all these 69,99 and 79,99 price tags

[sour rivet]

yes

[zealous depot]

[teal spade]

Adc:"jungle diff"

Me:

[blazing maple]

i'm gonna be doing so many tumbles

[thick plover]

plot twist

theres no jungle so if you just

lose here

its all your fault as a carry

[sour rivet]

i was gonn ask you to do grace's side first person but after seeing this

third person all the way

mainly cuz first person for the more horror character makes sense

[blazing maple]

me after getting the Neuralink chip embeded in my brain as punishment for having blue hair and pronouns (2034, colourized)

[thick plover]

third person horror can be peak

[copper vapor]

welp I survived stella montis but no giger counter

[thick plover]

if done right

[sour rivet]

ye

[thick plover]

and that scene is like

fire

[sour rivet]

i just really liked 7

[pliant chasm]

wtf is this

[zealous depot]

I will be the most cracked bebop player

[thick plover]

we back to this shit now

hoorah lad god bless the ban from queueing for 2 hours I can have fun

[rocky turtle]

birb choose number from 2 to 5

[sour rivet]

4

[teal spade]

I'm afraid you got a stroke

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/numbers-psychostick

[frank hearth]

HELP THE ACHIEVMENTS DONT STOP

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

bro

[rocky turtle]

its just i wanted to play with additional sitreps and now most of the missions from now on is gonna have 4 of them

[zealous depot]

WTF

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

HOW

[frank hearth]

IT DOESNT END

[zealous depot]

AND WHY

[sour rivet]

WHY DID YOU INSTALL

[zealous depot]

Sturm tf did you do

[sour rivet]

oh hey based

[copper vapor]

installed overwatch on steam and got all those achievements at once

[teal spade]

He saw the new trailer

[zealous depot]

Those achievements will now be on his account....forever!

[copper vapor]

[distant thunder]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/BeratStuff/status/2019086469734818141

BRT (@BeratStuff)

https://t.co/0IBlq4hRfm

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 4:31 PM

[sour rivet]

@timber oxide doing this to you (im not)

[blazing maple]

hnhngggg~

[sour rivet]

no

bad

[timber oxide]

Maaaaaaaaaaybe that grenade kill was on purpose

[sour rivet]

maybe

[thick plover]

is everyone back on overwatch now

[timber oxide]

(no it wasn't)

Shame I didn't clip it

[sour rivet]

did it bounce off a robot

[timber oxide]

Yes

It bounced off a Hulk

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/MAstronomers/status/2018750068522631241

Curiosity (@MAstronomers)

🚨: Voyager 1 just said Hello from interstellar space.

That's 15.8 billion miles away

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 3, 2026, 6:14 PM

[timber oxide]

And nailed you

[frank hearth]

well we getting jetpack cat so i atleast have to check that out

[marsh cargo]

@sour rivet

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

the will of nagash

[marsh cargo]

such be his power

[sour rivet]

hi voyager!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pliant chasm]

poros

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-peak-it's-mid-orange-cat-gif-17883059146133370492

[marsh cargo]

[sullen stag]

peak deez nuts

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

[marsh cargo]

[sullen stag]

i need to kill you

[timber oxide]

eat hammer

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[timber oxide]

eat chainsaw

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

@uneven sapphire @rocky turtle @timber oxide sorry it took so long. Y'all just wanna kill wof real quick ?

[marsh cargo]

wait ashes of creation died ??

[oblique belfry]

i already built the hell bridge

[timber oxide]

Probably not fast enough to outrun it yet

[oblique belfry]

the mount is fast tho

[timber oxide]

Lemme check the data on the mount

[vital venture]

The good side of sanguinius not being able to do anything cause 99% of them are dead 24/7

[oblique belfry]

iirc it was 44

[rocky turtle]

🐌

[oblique belfry]

terraspark has 36

[oblique belfry]

just a quick wof kill

in and out

then you can log off if you want

[marsh cargo]

yeah
thats true sanguinius energy
imitating their father

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Chillet is barely faster than WoF at top speed

[oblique belfry]

then doable

[vital venture]

And then somehow always managing to come back from death just to go back to death again

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/2pry.gif

[timber oxide]

So the chillet is faster than your fancy shoes and your fancy shoes are slower than WoF

To be honest it will only become an issue once it's below 3.5% health

[sullen stag]

me when i helldive

[oblique belfry]

which is why i made the hell bridge go from 1 corner to another

incase we somehow fail

[timber oxide]

But can we kill it fast enough

[teal spade]

None of em are Good guys, tho

[oblique belfry]

well we got shadow chest loot

[sullen stag]

youre not a good guy

[oblique belfry]

which is pre wof

so i think so

[marsh cargo]

we can have a
better than average

[vital venture]

Are we invading cyberstan yet or are we still in the HD2 boring phase

[teal spade]

Yes, I got YouYou discord banned cuz funny

[sullen stag]

eviiil

[timber oxide]

We'd be at cyberstan by now if you'd help, bozo

[sullen stag]

he was a good man

and you had him killed

[vital venture]

But like

No

Besides solo HD2 is boring as shit

[timber oxide]

What

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry u started server?

[timber oxide]

You're boring

[oblique belfry]

ye

[vital venture]

Indeed

[timber oxide]

Brother didn't witness me accidentally nail Birb with a grenade

[teal spade]

Lamenters still serve the Imperium... The authoritarian fascist xenophobic theocracy

[oblique belfry]

damn

[vital venture]

Doesn't that require not playing solo to do that

[oblique belfry]

maru is afk

[vital venture]

[timber oxide]

Yes, which is the fun way

[oblique belfry]

does maru just leave his pc open

[rocky turtle]

what the fuck

[oblique belfry]

when he is sleeping

[oblique belfry]

oh ye

[teal spade]

"better than average" is still not a "good guy"

[timber oxide]

Like, I play solo HD2 all the time but playing it with actual friends is much more fun

[oblique belfry]

there was a terraria update

update yo game

[vital venture]

And I dont have a group

[timber oxide]

That's just sad

[vital venture]

For HD2

[timber oxide]

Depressing, even

[rocky turtle]

?????

[vital venture]

They all got bored of it

[rocky turtle]

there is no updates

wtf

[timber oxide]

You're on a server with it's own dedicated helldivers channel and you can't find anyone to play with

[oblique belfry]

my current version

[vital venture]

That takes like work to do

[rocky turtle]

WHAT THE FUCK

[timber oxide]

What fucking work

[oblique belfry]

restart steam maybe ?

[rocky turtle]

is just appeared ALO

[vital venture]

Im too lazy to ask people in there

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Holy fucking shit

Touch grass

[oblique belfry]

schize maru is afk

[vital venture]

No im gonna touch nioh 3

[timber oxide]

You're a lost cause anyways

[oblique belfry]

do we do wof without maru

[vital venture]

Nioh peak

[timber oxide]

Oh no I'm not saying Nioh bad

[vital venture]

On a real note I also forgot #🤖🐛🦑helldivers exists

[oblique belfry]

same

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

mf

[zealous depot]

Doge, who doomed you to fish

[oblique belfry]

not again

[vital venture]

Do people actually talk in there let me check

[oblique belfry]

everyone

[zealous depot]

Its ledy posting goonerdiver

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

Eh somewhat

But also

Not really

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DewEnjoyer/status/2018835561109246292

Morally Dewbious (@DewEnjoyer)

https://t.co/YDTIUuheEd

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 3, 2026, 11:54 PM

[vital venture]

God I love prob having unchecked dementia

[sour rivet]

I wanna rewatch these movies

[vital venture]

1 was good

2 was like a 7.5

Rest were shit

Actually nah 8

Just doesnt have the rewatchability 1 does

[blazing maple]

watch despicable me movies instead

Banana

[sour rivet]

I havent seen the new one

Or minions 2

[oblique belfry]

[vital venture]

I only watched despicable me 1-2 and minions

Minions was actually a miserable experience

But that mightve been more of the place I watched it at issue

[copper vapor]

did he just call her crotch droppings

[blazing maple]

Idk Im not transylvanian

[halcyon fossil]

dinner time

[vital venture]

Have I reached a sad level of boredom when I started putting like 5 bucks into stocks just to see what happens

[halcyon fossil]

yes

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Milktea25424633/status/2019166871950618904 look guys its the hollow knight

🍪🧂 (@Milktea25424633)

真奇怪

X · Feb 4, 2026, 9:51 PM

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lets-go-gambling

[copper vapor]

arc raiders reference

[halcyon fossil]

hmm i may need to fire more crocks

[sour rivet]

I dont believe you

Eat this garlic

🧄

[blazing maple]

hashawashashawashawashawa

[sour rivet]

Whuh

[halcyon fossil]

vampires being repelled by garlic is a vampiric lie

garlic improves bloodflow

[vital venture]

I wish bad breath upon thee

[blazing maple]

The sound you make when you eat hot food and try to cool your mouth down

Hashawashawashashawashasha

[sour rivet]

Ooooh

Ok

How do you feel

[blazing maple]

oh

[vital venture]

Rereading this makes me realize how much of a sad low I have reached

[rocky turtle]

[vital venture]

[rocky turtle]

how do u unlock their skins?

[sour rivet]

Garlic test did not work

[oblique belfry]

you cu- you use the shimmer gun

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

Going to be a tv show about you, "how I accidentally became a millionaire!"

If only that was possible

[blazing maple]

I should go get a wazer wifle...

[arctic flicker]

Go buy it off a child in a place called little lamplight

[blazing maple]

I'm a child at heart so I can get it for free

I showed up and said "Adults are smelly and us kids are awesome your face looks like a butt" and they let me in

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-of-rah-eyeofrah-eye-of-rah-dread-eye-of-rah-dreads-i-bought-a-property-in-egypt-gif-5564801161099745076

[vital venture]

I fucking wish, I just do it to see if im any good at this bullshit (I doubt it)

[sour rivet]

Do it

[vital venture]

But hey we up a whole 20 cents

[blazing maple]

I hope fallout 5 has more energy weapon options.

[runic condor]

@oblique belfry had a clueless moment today on terraria
found the deerclops spawner and i thought it was a pet or something (mind you, haven't played terraria in 6 years)
i activated and then found myself fighting a bossfight
just like everybody with the planterra bulb for the first time

[oblique belfry]

oh right....

deerclops was a boss too.....

which i JUST remembered

[runic condor]

yeah mid as fuck

[oblique belfry]

we fucking went to hardmode

i forgot about that stupid boss

[runic condor]

me too

found it post mech bosses

[arctic flicker]

double barrel plasma rifle

[oblique belfry]

are the drops worth it ?

[blazing maple]

plasma shotty that fires like 20 really tiny little plasma rounds and is break action

[runic condor]

its skull which is an accessory and spawns some projectiles while attacking (i equipped it as a vanity item to look cool)
and uh

some

staff weapon or something

[sour rivet]

I hope fallout 5 and es6 actually come out

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

Alas

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

yeah

[arctic flicker]

hand cranked gatling heavy laser cannon

[sour rivet]

We will be disappointed no matter what

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[vital venture]

I had a friend hoping that today was the fallout remaster, just for it to be behind the scenes for the show

I havent checked up on them yet today actually

[blazing maple]

laser grenade that just fires out beams in every direction upon detonation

[vital venture]

Hmm this seems like a lovely horrible idea

[sour rivet]

Sorry guys

[blazing maple]

everyone collectively agreed it's bullshit and we're doing group suicide in... like 3 weeks

[sour rivet]

You will just lose another 3 types of energy weapons

[vital venture]

[sour rivet]

Yall really expected something?

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6aP-YKb-o4 add this

[blazing maple]

yes

[sour rivet]

After how oblivion remastered turn out

STILL NO PATCH

[blazing maple]

maybe you should try having hope liberal?

[sour rivet]

Watched this b4

Used it b4

Miss it

[blazing maple]

bro isn't gonna make it in this post apocalyptic roleplaying world smh 🥀

[sour rivet]

I HOPE YOU
play deadlock wit me sometime :)

[timber oxide]

No :)

[sour rivet]

#owned

[vital venture]

Told me to kms so seems they took it well all things considered

[blazing maple]

#deserved

[vital venture]

Prob

[zealous depot]

What's the joke here

[vital venture]

They said there gonna commit sleep nevermind they didnt take it well

[sour rivet]

Play rem

[zealous depot]

I wanna play funni robot

[rocky turtle]

then play it

[sour rivet]

does bro not understand the concept of sandbox

or the shooting room in the baroness

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

bro doesnt try characters out OUTSIDE OF MATCHES

[zealous depot]

I do, just don't feel like playing rem

[sour rivet]

then be ignorant

[frank hearth]

chat we have a situation

i just played 3 rounds of overwatch

[sour rivet]

you have to DIE

[frank hearth]

i was having fun

[sour rivet]

sturm listen carefully

heres what you're gonna do

you are gonna uninstall overwatch

and you are going to install team fortress 2 classified

[frank hearth]

or this

[noble basin]

Stop before its too late, it only gets worse from here

[sour rivet]

bro played a day beforee my birtday

[vital venture]

I need to check when I downloaded deadlock

[frank hearth]

i know i have 3K hours in the game

[vital venture]

I think I unironically did all the way back in 2021 or 2022

[zealous depot]

Join us

[vital venture]

Friend had extra friend codes from when they first started accepting players

[zealous depot]

Offtopic deadlock

[vital venture]

Decided I was a good person to send it too

Still never played it once

[frank hearth]

my old hero stats

[vital venture]

[zealous depot]

I'll have grim throw you in the brainrot channel

[noble basin]

You can lvl up characters now?

[frank hearth]

yes and there is a concerning amount of levels

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

4 days into black history month and they already killed doomfist

[zealous depot]

What is this filth

[blazing maple]

overwatch what'd you mean by this

[noble basin]

The greed never stop

[sour rivet]

rising uppercut

[frank hearth]

that ability hasnt been in the game since 2 launched

[zealous depot]

Know what game has it though

[noble basin]

Cant believe its not dead yet its been 10 years since the first overwatch and it feels like it just spiraled down

[worn echo]

allthough some of the game design and balancing can be a bit finicky overwatch is still awesome as far as ftps go

[rocky turtle]

punch club?

[zealous depot]

sure

[rocky turtle]

[noble basin]

Is it still 5v5 or did they go back to 6v6?

[worn echo]

default is 5v5 but theres a 6v6 mode which is seperate

[little depot]

Yes ivan?

[worn echo]

never played rank but id assume its 5v5

[noble basin]

Oh thats nice, i've always liked 6v6 more

[oblique belfry]

i pinged cuz we were talking about my room

fak u

[worn echo]

which as someone who has no long term history w overwatch im happy for bc you cant have a bitchass roadhog w another tank

[frank hearth]

we got both

[noble basin]

What

[worn echo]

id be happy if they actually cut his arms off and made him unable to do anything im being so fr

[noble basin]

They changed him again?

[frank hearth]

the space time hook PTSD runs deep

[sour rivet]

killing myself

fuck this game

i hope activision blizzard goes under

[noble basin]

Idk when last i played i think maybe 2 years but he was fine back then

[worn echo]

highest one shot of damage in the game, nearly unkillable wo ana if he has even just a halfway competent pocket healer, cheesiest one shot combo in the game w tactical, I hope he gets taken out back and put down like a sick dog

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-8633409668543310298

[oblique belfry]

calling me ivan for just 4 pings

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry @oblique belfry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjGb1w88Lr0

is that how you do it im not ivan

[oblique belfry]

[noble basin]

Him and sigma were my tank mains

But most of my hours played are heals cause no one ever wanted to play that

[sour rivet]

freedom
imprisonment

its all an illusion

[noble basin]

I was the zen goat

[sour rivet]

gravity is a harness

[sour rivet]

1:42 my beloved

[frank hearth]

should i mention hes a tank now

[sour rivet]

WHY

these fucking

breastmilk drinking

tards

[noble basin]

[vital venture]

Doomfist suffering?

I could tell when sturm said hes a tank now

[frank hearth]

as a support main in OW1 im legaly obliged to support doomfist suffering

[vital venture]

[frank hearth]

he kinda fun as a tank tho ngl

[vital venture]

Pretty sure every doomfist player would cry pure tears if they heard you say that to their face

[oblique belfry]

thats so cool

[frank hearth]

mans turned into a jawa

[sour rivet]

thats black mage from final fantasy

[frank hearth]

https://fixvx.com/Overwatch2_NEWS/status/2019172021297639755

Overwatch2ニュース@おばにゅー (@Overwatch2_NEWS)

猫ヌーン強すぎる🐈️

新サポートのジェットパックキャットは味方を無制限に空中運搬可能です🎈

🎬:owBrain1

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 10:11 PM

[frank hearth]

alright the cat looks fucking hilarious

[jagged crest]

What in the marvel rivals move

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

Rabbit stew time

[frank hearth]

do not touch the rabbit

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle

Did I send this already

either way still sending so i can save to discord gifs

[runic condor]

Yeah no

How do you change their appearance tho

[sour rivet]

shimmer

[runic condor]

So do you just yeet them in it?

[frank hearth]

we got a shimmer gun with the new patch

https://fixvx.com/PlayOverwatch/status/2019159772998533607

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

↪️ Replying to @PlayOverwatch

Look up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a cat stealing my Tank! 🤯 #OWSpotlight2026

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 4, 2026, 9:22 PM

this will bring me back to overwatch for the shitposts alone

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

Austistic people in social situations be like:

[sour rivet]

she stole this from me

[frank hearth]

slippery lesbian hands be getting into everyones pockets

[sour rivet]

I GOT DA PROOF ROIGHT HERE

[blazing maple]

Yyyyoink

[sour rivet]

i find your hand in my pocket again

im gonna cut it off

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-steal-stealing-yoink-seeya-gif-10550534

nyehehehe

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/house-dr-house-doctor-house-lupus-gif-6705717574587611771

[sour rivet]

BRO

IT JUST DOESNT END

HOW MANY FUCKING PERKS ARE THERE

it hurts my brain

its not bad its just

So much

[blazing maple]

Change your character name to Charlie Perk

[sour rivet]

girl quiet

(thats a funny ass idea)