╟❓general-offtopic

[left mantle]

POV: They asked for your stabbing license

anyway time to listen to redline on loop as I do stupid shit in wf

[ripe wyvern]

https://youtu.be/b4tPqLLexSs?si=7YTXbaXHF6Mm6B1t

Guard the High

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/mellifexfarm/status/1434632138213793796

Mellifex (@mellifexfarm)

sunday. vibing

X · Sep 5, 2021, 9:38 PM

[sour rivet]

Meeee

[slim magnet]

man i so want to draw but i'm comically on edge right now and i might drop kick my bache figurine if i can't nail one line

[runic condor]

Stop edging then

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[little depot]

do it

[slim magnet]

guess i'll draw my OWN oc

[real aspen]

God anytime I feel pessimistic/nihilistic I just think of all those people who use "b-b-b-but you'll watch loved ones die" as argument against immortality and instantly feel better

[little depot]

draw MY oc

https://tenor.com/view/draw-my-oc-dibuja-mi-oc-spanish-español-eminem-gif-3224775637694890908

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/eso-he-oído-eso-he-oido-so-i've-heard-cat-hear-gif-14354097687275986007

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/toki-pona-kute-mi-kute-mi-kute-ale-kute-ale-gif-15973535123497334623

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/kozsen_810290/status/2015771737946984780

こず煎餅 (@kozsen_810290)

#Bionicle
Makuta ◈ Icarax

X · Jan 26, 2026, 1:00 PM

[slim magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966484672144105492/1456174126250070159/f5e042b4d5c1327.gif

[sour rivet]

yooo i found yo mama's house chat

[sick trail]

Draw azu's oc instead

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/mnogo-obicham-zele-gif-25794326

[sick trail]

[little depot]

dibuja mi oc

[blazing maple]

me and yo mama in the background

https://fixvx.com/Hiro_Guy_/status/2015896832249937922

Guy (@Hiro_Guy_)

↪️ Replying to @geoffkeighley

@geoffkeighley

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 9:17 PM

[slim magnet]

foto de la minita

[uneven sapphire]

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[blazing maple]

I'm getting good feedback

[pliant chasm]

fatass

but he pays good and is nice

[slim magnet]

culogordo

[runic condor]

How’s your fo4 adventure going

[pliant chasm]

starting to like it

[runic condor]

Chose any faction?

[little depot]

que minita

[pliant chasm]

only helped the railroad so far
doing random side quests

didn't even go to diamond city yet

[little depot]

didnt think youd be the type to help the clankers

[pliant chasm]

im not helping the institute

[runic condor]

Once he discovers the BoS it’s over for the tinmen

[pliant chasm]

gonna stop synth production all together
might as well help the ones already made

[pliant chasm]

already found and helped them
keep forgetting to turn the quest in

[little depot]

goodguy youyou

well "good"

[pliant chasm]

exactly

im stealing your guns

[runic condor]

I like how none of the factions are actually “good” options to pick

[blazing maple]

my favourite place to go is a fishpacking plant on the northeastern side of the map, north of salem

I love that place

[little depot]

they all suck

[blazing maple]

there's like 125 aluminium trays

[pliant chasm]

is there a yes man option

[blazing maple]

uhhh

not really

Help railroad

Minutemen

The bad guys

[pliant chasm]

lame

[blazing maple]

the 4th option

[slim magnet]

hombres del minuto

[pliant chasm]

i love essential npcs

[runic condor]

F is pretty far from S

[little depot]

im pretty far from this rope

[runic condor]

Real real real

[little depot]

silencio mijo

[pliant chasm]

drip check

[little depot]

where is your t45

[blazing maple]

10/10

[green granite]

Ushanka

drip approved

[blazing maple]

have I shown you my instatue clown

[pliant chasm]

in the shed behind me

[green granite]

how did you find normal gas mask

[pliant chasm]

mod

[green granite]

yeh I figured

[pliant chasm]

lets you put armor on clothing

[slim magnet]

i'm going to buy a shawl in the middle of summer

[green granite]

i can't find it in vanilla

[pliant chasm]

i did have one

[runic condor]

You look like the type to fart and ask who farted

[green granite]

it is in vanilla i just dont know how to get one

[pliant chasm]

just can't use it with hats

[blazing maple]

funny clown

[green granite]

do vendor sell it?

[pliant chasm]

i remember this one

[pliant chasm]

raiders have it

[blazing maple]

mostly dead npcs will have it on 'em

[pliant chasm]

there's also the sdalger one with the eye sockets and the toob

[pliant chasm]

too op to use

[blazing maple]

Clown lore: The instatute tried to make an entertainer type synth so the scientists would be less bored. First one made quite literally broke out cause of how boring it was in there. Now leads raider band dedicated to circus acts and comedy. They roam around and do standup and balloon animals

[pliant chasm]

stored for drip

[blazing maple]

where t51b

[sour rivet]

the clown has been posted again

wahoo

[pliant chasm]

accidentally skipped it

only found the helm so far

t60 is from automatron

[pliant chasm]

the rest are creation club shi

mod that reduces pa parts you can find

will make it when i find more

[little depot]

crying without borders

[sour rivet]

ok so i did new game on fable to make sure something was working correctly and i thought i lost my prev save

luckily ya boy is smart despite being kicked in the ass by melatonin and just deleted the new saves

although my test proved that the mod is not working so fuyck

[blazing maple]

fuyck

[blazing maple]

oh thank god

[sour rivet]

Hat

[runic condor]

Ayy

[blazing maple]

sure

[sour rivet]

What progress have you made on it since last I watched youvplay

[runic condor]

Does the skateboarding skeleton get a cool hat?

[blazing maple]

lots of bonking

I unlocked Noelle Holiday

[blazing maple]

Hats are universal equips

[sour rivet]

Megabonking?

[runic condor]

Ayyy

[blazing maple]

I got the santa hat

I unlocked Noelle Holiday

[latent hazel]

yo lacari it's me man, can i get my money for the sub back? didn't know your hard drive was like that

peace

[sour rivet]

Emmmmm prof?

[runic condor]

I think she unlocked Noelle Holiday

I’m not sure

[sour rivet]

Oh

[little depot]

Como se dice weeb en espanol?

[sour rivet]

She wasn't lying

My bad sam

[slim magnet]

aweonao

[blazing maple]

the characters grow

[sour rivet]

Ok enough dickng around I gotta do the main quest

[sour rivet]

Play vlad

[little depot]

pasayo

que se putaku

[runic condor]

Calcium my beloved

Treflipping over them goblins

[pliant chasm]

i wish the skeleton was called tony instead

[pliant chasm]

fits him better

[sour rivet]

Ooo blood magick

[little depot]

vlad can win afk

[slim magnet]

putaku works as weeb considering weeaboo is meant to be derogatory

it's an ancient term tho

like i've not seen it used unironically in the last like 10 years

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-tf2-gif-21864432

Hats, huh

[slim magnet]

when somebody else ate them

[little depot]

i have ancient knowledge

(i havent been to a spanish speaking country in 29 years)

[slim magnet]

what are you like 73 years old

[little depot]

no im just delusional

[runic condor]

Azu is actually glep from smiling friends

[worn echo]

old man wth

[little depot]

true!

[slim magnet]

same twin i'm forever 17

wait this channel is 18+

sorry gang

[little depot]

im 18

forever

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367177573410406530/1370093760439910540/GIF_20240705_203636_995.gif

[slim magnet]

i dress like that

[runic condor]

Peak

[little depot]

speak

[sour rivet]

Oh boy

I'm gonna meet balverines!

[slim magnet]

wolverine if he bald

[little depot]

he is tho

[green granite]

@little depot

[slim magnet]

if wolverine has insane regenerating capabilities why is he suffering from some crazy mpb

[green granite]

are you

very nighty

[slim magnet]

bro's hairline is as bad as vegeta's

[slim magnet]

i thought the long hair streaks were sidelocks

i'm a sucker for long sidelocks

but it was just twintails

[little depot]

i have hair extentions for those

so i dont have to take care of em

[little depot]

wait does that mean i can do

[runic condor]

Proof that even superpowers won’t save you from receding hairline

[slim magnet]

need to look into those things i never thought about them

[little depot]

lore accurate miku

[little depot]

theyre so goated

never have to bother with weird side locks

[left mantle]

This is what it's all about

[worn echo]

babby

[little depot]

what am i looking at

did renoir paint this horse

[runic condor]

At what it’s all about

[sour rivet]

the thing

[worn echo]

im not sure but I think its what its all about

[slim magnet]

that's the eiffel tower in the distance

please get a mod that removes fog that's so unrealistic dude

[left mantle]

being able to pet the cat

[little depot]

do not the cat

[slim magnet]

can somebody give this man a !removefog

[runic condor]

“Come on guys, let’s go inside, it’s not even haunted”
The haunted building:

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/STBoCK69vVQ

new inabakumori song

[slim magnet]

that's the lagtrain lass

[little depot]

im going to kill you oomfie

[slim magnet]

that's the first time i've ever used lass i think

[little depot]

should be last

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm just realized after replaying GoW 2018 the enemy variety sucks balls

[slim magnet]

the lass when she doesn't finish first
the last

[little depot]

me

[upbeat verge]

oh a draugr with a sword
oh a brute draugr with 2 handed axe
oh a draugr that shoots
oh a draugr with 2 axes
oh a draugr with a shield and sword

what is this fucking skyrim

[pliant chasm]

at least they have differentish moves ig

[upbeat verge]

on that end yes

[slim magnet]

some of them scream at you in skyrim

[upbeat verge]

u know what youre fighting its not like they look exactly the same

[upbeat verge]

go to island
draugr
go to some mine
draugr
go to w/e place somewhere
oh more draugr

how didn't I notice this the first time

[slim magnet]

dude i hate summer so much

imagine calling your daughter summer

naming her after the worst fucking time period of the year

[little depot]

august

is a worse name

like months

[slim magnet]

august summer

[upbeat verge]

and azu is even worse

[little depot]

some of the months are so bad

[real aspen]

july

[upbeat verge]

[little depot]

at least its not Иван

or mohammed

or john

[upbeat verge]

jogn

[real aspen]

at least you have a pronounceable surname

[little depot]

shut up ioannes

[upbeat verge]

skill issue for being georgian

[real aspen]

cant have shit in georgia

[upbeat verge]

your language literally looks like old slavonic

[real aspen]

თავს ვიკლავ

[upbeat verge]

fucking moon runes

language didn't evolve past year 800

wtf is ლ

[real aspen]

it's a L

[slim magnet]

bro they invented a formal typeset for doctor handwriting

[upbeat verge]

???????????????????????????????????????

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

THE FUCK YOU MEAN L

[little depot]

read this rq 博司

[real aspen]

ლ is "L"

it's L in georgian

[slim magnet]

bing chilling

[little depot]

close enough

[upbeat verge]

I mean I was joking with the old slavonic part but

[real aspen]

idk

[upbeat verge]

I might be right

[real aspen]

hirotaki or something

[upbeat verge]

your language literally didnt evolve past the times where people were living in huts and discovering iron or something

[little depot]

surprisingly close

[upbeat verge]

thats chinese yes

[little depot]

at least i wasnt forced into using Cyrillic during russification

[sullen stag]

@rocky turtle got me a lil alien in a big suit

[pliant chasm]

很久以前，在时间有名字之前

[upbeat verge]

neither were we , we invented cyrillic

[little depot]

yeah im referncing the mongolians

silly goose

[upbeat verge]

fk the mongolians

[little depot]

the first spinjutsu master

[pliant chasm]

fk you too buddy

[upbeat verge]

says the algerian

ye ok

[pliant chasm]

bulgarian*

[upbeat verge]

factually this is correct

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYtmzQvcJEk

[real aspen]

that's the thing, you're right. georgian is very outdated and nonadaptable language and doesnt have own words for many modern things, and instead uses poorly-adapted loanwords

[upbeat verge]

but also we are one of the oldest coutnries in europe so

[little depot]

was this made by a Jakartan

[upbeat verge]

the way I remember the 3 languages
is chinese is very sharp and boxy
japanese is a bit more squiggly with its characters
and korean is like simplified chinese with less stuff in each character

[slim magnet]

song is great tho imo one of the best arranges of remilia's theme

i miss kairo

[real aspen]

best part about it, probably, is that you read as you write, we have sounds for every letter, or letter for every sound. for example "sh" is a single "შ"

[slim magnet]

their vocalist pivoted extremely hard into idol music after kairo disbanded

[upbeat verge]

we have that too we use ш

[real aspen]

indeed

but

that also fucked up my accent in english

i never learned proper pronunciation cuz i went deaf before i could

so my accent is rather extreme

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/Pmj8vT_HM18?list=RDMM

also kairo disbanded?

hwne tf did that happen

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge do you have a letter for H? not kh, just h

[verbal lodge]

we sharing touhou music?
enjoy a live soundholic mix on their 20th circle anniversary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXHQac50RA

[upbeat verge]

Х?

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/WKqCNOOeiLE

[real aspen]

i thought that's for "kh" and not "h"

[upbeat verge]

Like in Hoarah Loux?

[real aspen]

yea

[upbeat verge]

yeah its Х

mfw I'm giving examples for letters with elden ring bosses

[slim magnet]

i still think my little sister went to one of their live shows

like i'm certain of it

but i still haven't asked her about it

[little depot]

BLEDNOST?

blednost live shows are like pure schizophrenia

[pliant chasm]

something went wrong

[slim magnet]

i might be falling in love with doing 🤌 gesture 🤌

[little depot]

you might be iberian

[upbeat verge]

yeah it did go wrong youre playing fallout 4

[slim magnet]

i'm just picking reference photos at random and just getting the feel of the pic on the canvas

[upbeat verge]

but then again I re-installed skyrim so I'm the one to talk

[little depot]

draw your oc

[slim magnet]

once i find one that better matches her body type

or i mean i can just extrapolate

[real aspen]

ok so for example, i pronounce "show" as either "с х о в" or "ш о в" instead of proper "sho" or however it's pronounced properly
know is "к (or q) н о в"

[little depot]

i need to draw

[slim magnet]

cxob wob

[little depot]

but i hate drawing

[upbeat verge]

yes

[little depot]

i love thinking about drawing and then not doing anything for months

[real aspen]

cxob wob with me

[upbeat verge]

woah

gey

[upbeat verge]

that is

interesting

[real aspen]

anyway yeah my pronunciation is fucked

[slim magnet]

same twin

[upbeat verge]

now pronounce yacht

[real aspen]

იაჩტ

[pliant chasm]

yakht

[upbeat verge]

ok furniture is floating

[real aspen]

[slim magnet]

one of my highschool friends went on a drawing spree around may and june last year which ended making me come back into it too

[little depot]

i should like

[sick trail]

Italiano

[slim magnet]

felt so good that i wanted to quit uni

[little depot]

imaple my hands and attach them to a string

and then become an annoying boss

with comically large scissors

[slim magnet]

hate IT so much they thought i was uhhh terrifier??

[little depot]

LMAO

[real aspen]

йачт basically, sometimes йахт

pronounce as is written

[real aspen]

i've been trying to fix it, but it's difficult cause both my writing and reading are like thet, if i correct my pronunciation of "know" i'll start writing 'no" instead

[little depot]

𰻝

[real aspen]

is that a cobweb

[little depot]

thats actually the simplified version

trad would be

𰻝

[real aspen]

seriously how are you supposed to read some of those things, need a fucking magnifying glass

[slim magnet]

wanted to add an impact frame to the niko bellic desk slam gif

[little depot]

skill issue

[real aspen]

possibly

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-are-you-sleeping-niko-bellic-niko-gta4-roman-bellic-are-you-sleeping-gif-26668251

[real aspen]

guh

it doesnt capture the magnifying part

[little depot]

it is the most complicated character

and its just a silly name for a type of noodles

[real aspen]

i guess it does look like a bunch of noodles thrown together

[little depot]

theres alsos stuff like this

but i doubt youll ever see em in your life time

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgowMWeAZSWcaaLD_FKofE30xhnVkTzS27fIscswrvQSY3UnLKRK0A0vOZBE8CNGN3a6LGq5JsDB1uO3kW5YdfaXTll0aNvbghgSYbe3yx1OnAwdnAQQrRFqRAi9FvIT7epU47sv_Pa2Vih/s1600/1Dho.tif

but im sure theres probably worse in kanji

since the japanese never revamped their language other than hiragana

[upbeat verge]

everyone talking about god of war egypt or china
nah bro we need the next one to be in O block
@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

play as von

find the dreads

[little depot]

what are we resing king von

i want an alt history timeline where von won the 2020 election

[upbeat verge]

she said when we meet she's gonna call me gey and then agressively make out
@little depot

wtf did she mean by this

[little depot]

im not gonna judge

but im gonna judge

not in like a kink shaming way

[little depot]

shes one of those

prepare a lock pick

[upbeat verge]

this isn't remotely related to kinks

[little depot]

?

ight sis pack it up

[slim magnet]

this the rune equivalent of tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal

[upbeat verge]

she said that in our dms after I sent her a minecraft video with the caption "send this to someone u wanna hold hands with"
@little depot

[slim magnet]

erre con erre cigarro erre con erre barril rapido corren los carros cargados de frutas del ferrocarril

[little depot]

STOP PINGING ME

IM HERE

[upbeat verge]

oh sry

[upbeat verge]

meaning?

[little depot]

well no

its pronounced huang

[upbeat verge]

wdym one of those azu

[little depot]

just prepare a skeleton key

and a safe word

youll be set

have fun

[upbeat verge]

WHAT

wdym skeleton key

the fk I need that for

[pliant chasm]

ivan walking sideways to work tmrw

[slim magnet]

it means you'll be put in a minecraft escape room with poorly laid out puzzles

[little depot]

kanadian thekat is gonna make a debunk video soon

ill be featured

[slim magnet]

is that a deep cut reference?

i feel like it is

[uneven sapphire]

[slim magnet]

i used to watch his videos on escape room debunks

they were super funny

[little depot]

kanadian gotta be my favorite furry out there

[pliant chasm]

gaming is back

[little depot]

next to president lnden b johnson

[upbeat verge]

I loved that revolver in Warface

it was a mini snoipar

[pliant chasm]

what's warface

https://tenor.com/view/action-drama-show-me-your-war-face-yelling-training-gif-3298937

[upbeat verge]

old shooter game

that went through too many changes

[little depot]

AME IS LITERALLY ME

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/OaIObpuxj5s?si=jDfn8AUXdxz8sOaZ

@little depot @slim magnet @pliant chasm

[slim magnet]

same twin

[little depot]

do u have the"shes so gender" gif

i cant find it

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

can't win any harder

[little depot]

is this still the toriel girl

or someone else

[upbeat verge]

yes

library build girl

[little depot]

mhm

noted

not the eyes girl

[upbeat verge]

what eyes girl

[pliant chasm]

what

[upbeat verge]

?

[pliant chasm]

what kinda language is this

[little depot]

the one you were friends with

or are

idk

[upbeat verge]

@little depot elaborateeee
what "eyes girl"

[little depot]

I JUST DID

[upbeat verge]

uhhh

[little depot]

U PAT FUSSY

[upbeat verge]

I aint fat

[little depot]

you fussy

[upbeat verge]

idk which one youre referring to

genuinely

[little depot]

sighh

whatever

[upbeat verge]

i mean idk how u want me to know which one it is when u remember them as "eyes girl"

all women have eyes mate

[little depot]

the one you like

[pliant chasm]

are you sure about that

[little depot]

talked about her eyes

and stuff

[upbeat verge]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[little depot]

and u sent a photo iirc

[upbeat verge]

no i dont like that one

[little depot]

yeah that one

[little depot]

???

pingpong

[upbeat verge]

shes a uni friend thats all

[little depot]

ight mro

[little depot]

i dont got em

[upbeat verge]

I like this one right now

with the toriel build

[real aspen]

ivan found gloyhammer

[upbeat verge]

I didnt find it

[little depot]

you ca like multiple people at the samw time

[upbeat verge]

I knew about it for a while

[pliant chasm]

i like all the women

[upbeat verge]

no ty

[real aspen]

sorry i have dementia i forgor

[pliant chasm]

they love me too

[upbeat verge]

now now

lets reconsider that sentence

[pliant chasm]

reconsider what

[upbeat verge]

thats some false info

[little depot]

？

get a load of this guy

[pliant chasm]

are you a woman

[little depot]

yea

[upbeat verge]

god bless no

[little depot]

RAE

RAE

@plush nacelle

[upbeat verge]

I'm not but azu might identify as one

[pliant chasm]

you know i won't continue this convo

for reasons

[slim magnet]

nah all of the screenshots i had from the game were lost in one of the formats i did

[upbeat verge]

we're already 1 foot in deaths realm you and I

[little depot]

lemme dig though my gifs

[upbeat verge]

walking on thin ice

[slim magnet]

was trying to find the edited one where she says potaxio

[pliant chasm]

me more than you

[slim magnet]

that shit is mood

[plush nacelle]

yo vro

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/nso-needy-streamer-overload-needy-streamer-girl-gif-17743324039319069122

[slim magnet]

but really like it's insane that i can relate to a lot of the shit ame says

[little depot]

i did it

[little depot]

my old phone is like

full of ame shit

i still have a wig in my closet

[plush nacelle]

What'd you do azure

[little depot]

i made it

[upbeat verge]

shes the type of girl azu that owns multiple anime figurines and play league

[slim magnet]

su hijo triunfo mama

[plush nacelle]

Like made it made it?

[little depot]

at least the conditional offer

yes

[plush nacelle]

fuuuckkk

[little depot]

ussr

[plush nacelle]

Anywhere nice?

[little depot]

dms

[little depot]

vietname even

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015927123744379001

Skooch (@Skooch)

Ok let me get this straight. The maps are big enough to need mounts. There’s a looting phase where you can run into opponents and catch each other out. And there’s massive bases to siege and team fight.

And knowing all of that information…

THEY MADE IT 3V3‼️

BRO WHYYYYY

QRT: PlayHighguard
Highguard is a PvP raid shooter where players team up, secure their base, and ride out across vast uncharted lands to battle for the legendary Shieldbreaker ⚔

Ride, fight and raid to destroy the enemy’s base before they can destroy yours!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 11:17 PM

It's Apex Legends maps but 3v3???

[pliant chasm]

3v3 ??

tbh most reviews i see are about performance
so that might not be a good idea rn

[upbeat verge]

combine: uses highly advanced technology for travel and combat that humans can't even consider
one MIT dude that was late for work:
@pliant chasm

[slim magnet]

i could never do this kind of shit like she'd have to be two different persons online and offline for it to pass since that shit reeks of hour long ted talks about one league match and other game or anime shit

[pliant chasm]

wise man once said: .............

[upbeat verge]

u can't get more based than him

[slim magnet]

inb4 but i love listening to her ramble

yeah sure you do you, more power to you, i agree

[upbeat verge]

she doesn't ramble about league

but lets me ramble about GoW lore

[little depot]

does he know

[upbeat verge]

i dont

enlighten me azu

[slim magnet]

i just couldn't bring vidya to a convo outside of chat

text chat

[upbeat verge]

aah

[slim magnet]

the only girl i actually felt a real connection with was my first gf back in highschool

and it was 99% because the relationship snowballed from just being friends to besties to being in a relationship

[little depot]

human connection

fleeting yet sacred

[quiet yew]

wuh luh wuh?

[little depot]

LMAO

more like plw

[slim magnet]

being in a romantic relationship

[slim magnet]

puta la wea

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/EW-uwNivPvw?si=DqDJJgsCCVnrr57R
@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

wtf is wrong with yt embeds

[little depot]

Verdad

[pliant chasm]

why are they so small

[upbeat verge]

open the song

[little depot]

skill issue

[upbeat verge]

its a banger

[pliant chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSUQxGjZZ4&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVM9SSUQxGjZZ4&start_radio=1

[slim magnet]

this shit is so insanely rare nowadays like the closest thing you'll ever get to it in a romantic relationship is "i just listen to her girl talk"

big if on that tho

[upbeat verge]

@little depot @slim magnet HOPEFULLY we meet this february

since her uni session is ending

[slim magnet]

the rest is just sex

[upbeat verge]

and she might have free time

[little depot]

most of the time its just trauma dump and then never talk again

or sex

[slim magnet]

dude that's way too real

[little depot]

everyone moves really fast

its like im stationary

chasing a high that will never come

[slim magnet]

same nuke

[pallid sapphire]

Your country sucks more than Germany

[pliant chasm]

no

discord yt embeds just do that

[pallid sapphire]

Nah

[pliant chasm]

like 9 times out of 10

[quiet yew]

it was kinda funny when I still didn't know I was ace and I kept seeing everyone absolutely OBSESSED with sex

[pliant chasm]

it works when i open in browser

so yeah

[little depot]

🚬

[slim magnet]

what did elazul mean by this emoij

[pallid sapphire]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-eminence-in-shadow-eminence-in-shadow-cid-kagenoui-crowbars-shadow-gif-7793106370905029981

[pallid sapphire]

To fine for coke

[left mantle]

How they saw Gordon

[quiet yew]

helou gordon freeman

[pliant chasm]

you use 🚬 to express that you're a loser
i use 🚬 for other reasons
we are not the same

[little depot]

sex is cool and all

[little depot]

i use 🚬 so i dont get muted for two days

[pliant chasm]

erm mods

[little depot]

i will make you make a 5th acount

swit

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445131582707859597/1supertiredofimbeciles7777.gif

[little depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/640744619302453316/1001573154768031754/splurtmin.gif

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013771389255294986/1463601270525923421/attachment.gif

[pliant chasm]

pos hos

[slim magnet]

one of the two guys i was in dms with was this obsessed with sex and i was like can we fucking not do that dude come on

he proceeded to have a monumental crashout that ended with me being soft exiled from that friend group

[pallid sapphire]

Epstein Island,Epstein Diamond

[little depot]

happens more often than it should

[slim magnet]

yeah

[little depot]

hmmm

[slim magnet]

last guy i was in dms with actually seemed like a genuine person and a friend, even lived super close to me, wanted to go hang out with him and shit like buddies

but then i dared to say

nah i don't really want a relationship

not one dm after that

insane

[little depot]

the world if people were clear with their intent to aproach

[sick trail]

He's now in the gym, listening to Andrew Tate in right ear, and that one podcast guy in left ear

[little depot]

LMAO

[sick trail]

JOE ROGAN

[pallid sapphire]

Its not hard being a decent person,being nice and not having the intention to fuck everyone

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gif-14590606955304525995

[little depot]

i think its rather more about masking intent

[pallid sapphire]

Unlike Iedy that did @ everyone

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-spongebob-magic-conch-stare-commanding-gif-17677578479510478658

[pallid sapphire]

Thats what i used tinder for,the intention to FUCK

Now im married to her

[little depot]

never used dating apps

[pallid sapphire]

[little depot]

wouldnt know

dont give ivan any ideas now will you

[pallid sapphire]

He already uses tinder

He posted fat chicks here

Also

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792698963857589/567074da-bb9e-4852-b07a-3873e7f12c2a.gif

That would ruin the man

[little depot]

i meant the marrying part

[pallid sapphire]

Oh

Nah

[pallid sapphire]

He cant go that high in white monster

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffrey-epstein-trump-donald-trump-me-and-bro-gif-7878449664804193473

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277009136499953674/1460010972507930974/attachment.gif

[little depot]

LMAO

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAH6NLSRhQU

[little depot]

oh

medoi

[slim magnet]

opening section for the song is mental

bonkers, even

like dude that kind of melo metalcore seems to only exist inside the touhou bubble

[little depot]

this type of mental illness only exists within too

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DT-xZ1lEQH6/?igsh=OHY5eHVkbjltcXk0

Hate me later

[frail leaf]

⚠️ Warnings: wildazufromsky

@worldly minnow @ <t:1737282992:f> (ID: 896,614)

think a second time before you meme with illegal SS symbol in german chat. Go read the #📄rules

[little depot]

LMAO

thank you josta

[slim magnet]

it was the kiss logo

[little depot]

id 896614

[slim magnet]

josta the type of guy to have a meltdown over the kiss logo or the box cover for the great southern trendkill

[little depot]

u mean theres been 1million warns

[oak magnet]

azu

what was mentione abt marriage

im technically married

[little depot]

aye?

good for you

whos the lucky guy?

[oak magnet]

how r u

[oak magnet]

shes a friend of mine

[little depot]

conflicted

[oak magnet]

on what

[little depot]

long story

giving up on something i suppose

[oak magnet]

oh damn

[little depot]

🚬

[upbeat verge]

time to install my skyrim mods and make another build

[oak magnet]

sometimes you have to

[slim magnet]

bro hetero now

[little depot]

youre right

[oak magnet]

unburden the mind

[pallid sapphire]

Wha

[little depot]

LMAO

no

not in a million years

[oak magnet]

the mind cannot live with its burdens

less are better

[little depot]

since when did u become buddhist

[oak magnet]

im not

[frail leaf]

lafettie has no warnings..

[oak magnet]

they dislike sex and weed

[pallid sapphire]

[slim magnet]

the mind can live with the burden i've spent the last 8 years trying to get past some petty ass trauma

[little depot]

go trauma dump then flirt with people in dms

block em when u feel better

[oak magnet]

are you living or “living”

but also getting past trauma is hard, and effortful

sometimes people cant put in effort or dont want to, im one of them tbh

[upbeat verge]

what is this doing in my steam library

[sullen stag]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[upbeat verge]

I DINDU NUFFIN

[pliant chasm]

humiliation kink

[sullen stag]

real why would you ever admit to having that in your library

[pallid sapphire]

I knew it

[slim magnet]

i've already done that

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan Furry

Ivan Furry

[slim magnet]

not block afterwards

[upbeat verge]

IDK HOW IT GOT THERE

[slim magnet]

but i've traumadumped really fast on some people

[upbeat verge]

mightve gotten it on the winter sale

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-photo-doctor-talking-doctor-swamps-stalker-gif-4007460491483581262

[upbeat verge]

there were some nice bargains

[quiet abyss]

bro wtf

is going on

[upbeat verge]

nothing atrox

[slim magnet]

only if they're on a similar wavelength as me tho

[slim magnet]

[slim magnet]

"living" really like i've been on autopilot for so long now

getting forced into IT like 4 times only made it worse

IT being a dead end career until the 2030s made it even worse

[upbeat verge]

this is why I'm planning on getting a forklift certification

and just driving a forklift all day

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-darktide-ryback-gif-27166387

[quiet yew]

Sadly a common trope with heterosexual men
They cannot fathom being in a relationship with a woman that doesn't involve sex

[slim magnet]

because of fucking course it's my fault because i am the one that doesn't want to work in the field and not that nobody is willing to pay for juniors

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

bro

what the hell

[slim magnet]

i'm a guy

[quiet abyss]

ivan why would you tell offtopic about this you fucking retard

ofc we will make fun of you

[quiet yew]

Huh
Well that's new

[upbeat verge]

Mate.

I've said FAR worse

and posted worse too

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792698963857589/567074da-bb9e-4852-b07a-3873e7f12c2a.gif

[quiet yew]

I guess homosexual men can do it too just fine

[upbeat verge]

wrong actually

I did get one

[quiet abyss]

nuh uh

[upbeat verge]

unfortunastely she plays league and has big tiddies anime figurines

[quiet abyss]

no picture = no proof didnt happen

[upbeat verge]

but

a win is a win

[quiet abyss]

your honor, kill this man

[upbeat verge]

listen

idc about that

she got a fat ass

I'm happy

shes built like toriel tbh

[pliant chasm]

||proof ||

[quiet abyss]

youre not making the furry ivan allegations any easier to fight pal

[upbeat verge]

@cunning reef tell them

[pliant chasm]

[slim magnet]

fuck does this even mean tho brotherman toriel doesn't even have a defined body shape

[pliant chasm]

who tf is toriel

[upbeat verge]

undertale goat

[quiet abyss]

undertale goat lady

[slim magnet]

it's just a woman in a large tunic

[quiet abyss]

which ivan is clearly attracted to

meaning ivan is a furry

[upbeat verge]

yeah well no

[quiet abyss]

yeah well yeah

actually

[pliant chasm]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[quiet abyss]

yeah you do

you clown

[upbeat verge]

w/e makes u happy atrox

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[upbeat verge]

never kys

[quiet abyss]

now i gotta do it

[upbeat verge]

if u insist

do a flip tho

[quiet abyss]

real

[slim magnet]

he insists upon it

insists

[upbeat verge]

insisting my shit rn

[quiet abyss]

so how did the hitler cat gifs get injected into offtopic culture?

[raven swan]

good afternoon chatters

[quiet abyss]

i mean, i love the addition

but how

[raven swan]

i did some maintenance on my pc today

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

i love this one

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/reactor-rbwr-reactor-explodes-gif-8455581345930100726

[raven swan]

both gifs are valid

[upbeat verge]

ofc

[raven swan]

i almost bricked my boot ssd while trying to clone it

[upbeat verge]

[raven swan]

and I needed true divine intervention when cleaning out my gpu and cpu coolers

[rocky turtle]

muton? 👀

[sullen stag]

naw the one that spills acid when it dies

[rocky turtle]

andromedon?

[sullen stag]

ye

[little depot]

👀

[slim magnet]

i uhhh

kinda did that with my best friend?

[rocky turtle]

damn nice

[slim magnet]

really light flirts and the guy is also CLUELESS when it comes to that shit

i was still trying to exit the relationship with a girl at that time

but like yeah

traumadump then flirt

[little depot]

Mhmmm

[slim magnet]

then be friends forever

[little depot]

The good ending

Lowkey jealous

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet pinky id for sinclair and hohehaim id for gregor

[slim magnet]

chat sleep hit hard

finna nap for some hours

cusbai

[oak magnet]

its not fun

@upbeat verge im buying this

[sullen stag]

btw his covert name is "fridge"

[oak magnet]

if im lucky and my dad can get to the dealership and pay them in cash in time

cruisin in the VW Polo

[upbeat verge]

ok but why a polo

just get a golf

or a passat mate

fucking Polo

what are you retarded?

[ripe wyvern]

Get what you want, fuckin fuck it

[real aspen]

get a delica

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/historydefined/status/2015477382669312450

History Defined (@historydefined)

Did you know Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors?

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 25, 2026, 5:30 PM

[sullen stag]

sometimes i wish xcom was a third person shooter

[little depot]

buhbye

[green granite]

wait

didn't Ivan score himself a baddie

what happened to that

[pliant chasm]

is ballistic weave op or am i missing something

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2015846136695734696

Gomon (@Gaogomon)

Turn the TV on, doesnt matter what channel.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 5:55 PM

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/JpwTx4G2EAM?si=cdLeBlex7mJ202vT
@pliant chasm

[upbeat verge]

it is op

its just a completely optional material that u may skip if u dont do railroad bullshit

because bethesda

I think only during that questline u get the recipe

though I mightbe wrong

proctor teagen sells it on the prydwen and KLEO in goodneighbour

its op due to teh fact that certain clothes can be worn under armor
so u basically get double the resistances

[pliant chasm]

yes

it's nice that you don't need to wear armor

i like looking cool

[upbeat verge]

I think one of the suits can use it

[pliant chasm]

rocking chinese man uniform rn

glory to china

[upbeat verge]

CHINA NUMA ONE

@pliant chasm time to boot up skyrim again

and indulge

[real aspen]

[redacted] looks funny today

[upbeat verge]

in shit mechanics but a beautiful fantasy world

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/U0FfKVrVuOs holy peak, of all the songs to cover

[pliant chasm]

got a penta on pyke

yippie

[little depot]

AND YOU DONT TO UNDERSTAND

[brittle karma]

you forgot a word

[pliant chasm]

ruinning more songs

smh

[brittle karma]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[pliant chasm]

no not all

[little depot]

lmao

[upbeat verge]

one of easiest characters to do penta with

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465632184101638237/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe_1.gif

[upbeat verge]

ya ain't special

[pliant chasm]

ik

[upbeat verge]

at least skyrim mods haven't been broken in awhile

though lucky for me I only use graphical mods

well idk if skyui counts as a mechanics change mod

probs not I think that goes in the interface category

[snow tree]

Massive Arc update dropped

[upbeat verge]

people still play arc?

imagineeee

[ripe wyvern]

Skyrim together is peak

[snow tree]

https://steamdb.info/app/1808500/charts/#1m

[upbeat verge]

ip grabber not clicking it

[snow tree]

Look how stable that chart is

[upbeat verge]

go play tarkov like a real man

U will p[lay teh shit shooter and u vill enjoy it

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fed-spotted

[onyx vigil]

Fucking hell my 4tb ssd became corrupted

[snow tree]

Already did kappa once in PVE, that's enough

[ripe wyvern]

Use holly water

[restive bear]

Yippee

[upbeat verge]

dang it forgot to download the SSE engine fixes

[onyx vigil]

Well shit all of my files are gone now because I took the drive out without ejecting it on the pc

[upbeat verge]

we're getting there
@pliant chasm

[snow tree]

[upbeat verge]

how the fk do u make aim assist inconsistant between different framerates

[snow tree]

[onyx vigil]

Now I have to start all over again downloading and installing shit

[carmine laurel]

based

[snow tree]

Cus they tied it to framerate not static value, so more FPS on PC with gamepad had almost cheat level aim assist

[upbeat verge]

mate

its been 26 years

[snow tree]

https://arcraiders.com/news/patch-notes-1-13-0

[upbeat verge]

WHEN

will devs learn that tying ANYTHING to the framerate

is bad

[snow tree]

Whole list, pretty substantial update

[upbeat verge]

deus ex 2000 was one of the first games to have this issue

[carmine laurel]

yeah saw earlier

[snow tree]

We are also getting another project, new arc in february

Another arc in april

And new map

[little depot]

the new arc is me

youre allowed to throw bricks at it

[snow tree]

When I did internship at Teyon and worked on hacking minigame for Terminator. I didn't know that UE "clock" block is tied to CPU clock speed

So I made the minigame tied to FPS which worked fine on my machine as they gave us some subpar PCs

But on the PC of one of lead programmers it was spedup massively

[little depot]

you used to work at blizzard?

[snow tree]

I used to work at Brick Making Factory, that made Brick To Be Thrown At Azu

[little depot]

waow

my birth place

[ripe wyvern]

Behold

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DT_SDfijqJE/?igsh=cDAyM29wdXIzZ25j

[little depot]

ip grabber

[gray kettle]

[ripe wyvern]

Kiss my ip

[gray kettle]

Kkinstagram

[ripe wyvern]

The literal meaning of this is that you don't have to use the link.

[gray kettle]

I don't use Instagram at all

[pliant chasm]

love when the enemy complains about my kennen ult when they have ap malphite

[snow tree]

You missing out on Chinese propaganda

[ripe wyvern]

U also don't have to use instagram

[snow tree]

But this gives me easy access to Xi

I'm watching him right now

[ripe wyvern]

Bot feeding again

[pliant chasm]

nah

aram

[snow tree]

JGs fault anyway

[ripe wyvern]

Real bot players can feed in aram too

[pliant chasm]

people who pick adcs in aram should be shot in public

mages get a pass

[cunning reef]

She do

[atomic epoch]

Built like toriel...

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-27446150

[cunning reef]

Pretty much but shorter

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-27446150

[cunning reef]

LOL

[snow tree]

[little depot]

i can second this

[pliant chasm]

what

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-gif-15270226999019657938

[little depot]

but tbh ivan has narrow shoulders

so maybe its not that wide

[pliant chasm]

what

how does that relate

[little depot]

oh nothing

dont worry about it

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323077892732620872/1429587463403339877/snaplytics_converted_gif1.gif

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/head-thrill-good-gif-10394078

[little depot]

i hate yall

[chrome ginkgo]

https://vxtwitter.com/parupo1467/status/2016002777177088131

パルポー 🏆👻✨ (@parupo1467)

Dokibird just wanted to play a game in Highguard... #DokiClips

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 4:18 AM

The fucking Geoff comment

https://vxtwitter.com/GattsuYT/status/2015935741168144700

Gattsu (@GattsuYT)

🚨BREAKING🚨 The ICC has put out an arrest warrant against Geoff Keighley for promoting Highguard

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 11:51 PM

What a garbage fire game

[ripe wyvern]

That shit is impressive https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTdV4KlgqBF/?igsh=MW5ndTRkNmo3NzZoOA==

[gray kettle]

Aram - pick a champion - what if you are forced to play it cause there are shitty roles

Not every ADC have humongous AP scaling (looks at KogMaw and Kaisa with visible disgust)

[ripe wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-in-mouth-aaaaa-cute-cat-teeth-gif-26344475

[little depot]

mf

twitch

yasuo

darius

[gray kettle]

Twitch can be played as AP

Da fuck you mean

[little depot]

i named 4 champs with great ap scaling

[gray kettle]

600 AP twitch and his DOT chunks you for 150 true DMG per tick

[little depot]

:>

that are adcs

[gray kettle]