#╟❓general-offtopic
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not really?

without lore my ass that dude made the mimic
who pissed off dwight
need this !!!!! 🔨 🪡 😌
least obvious fbi agent
what a mf have to do to get groomed aroud here.. damn!!!
WHAT
we need a starboard tbh
my hair is all matted and shi come on
...
what the hell is going on in steam community
imma ignore that
its a bad place
taking one look at your steam profile is really all it takes
i only now just noticed that nfsu2 takes place in la
ew? what the hell..
ew
like sure the hollywood sign has always been there but i never thought it was actually just la
why are you so mean to me
even the maze bank tower is there
lol
helldivers 2
😔
this is toxic
helldivers 2
sorry i'm not allowed to bully people
helldivers early game is fun but the second u unlock the base strategems its JUST grind lol
everyone hates me..
im allowing you now
im helping free you from ur shackles
Duh
Dont forget its a live service game too.
toy story is a modern masterpiece and brilliant commentary on the dynamics of dating
At its core toy Story is about perceived replaceability woody’s crisis begins the moment buzz arrives newer, shinier, more impressivs e, and immediately adored
a fundamental anxiety in dating the fear that affection is conditional and can be redirected toward someone who appears more exciting confident or socially vlidated
meanwhilste buzz represents the alure of idealixed partners. he is charismatic self assured and seemingly without flaws but this confidence is built on illusion. his belief that he is a real space ranger parallels how people in dating often perform an exaggerated or curated version of themselves
idealized*
the film subtly critiques this buzzes breakdown upon realising the truth suggests that relationships built on fantasy rather than reality are fragile hence why oonly when buzz accepts his limitations does he become capable of genuine connection

need
Bro i'm playing koumei, you tell me you wanna go another 3 waves my answer is "hell yeah brother"
i could see that yeah
i don't think the message is about dating in particular but just appearance in general
no you dont im shit posting
nothing i said remotely makes any sense
theyre yt essay posting
cinderella is actually about dark triad personality traits
lemme give this a try
its good to make others feel validated 
if you make that work holy shit
do I get a reward
dirty rice
promise?
12 platinum
Kung Fu Panda 2 is a cinematic masterpiece because it makes me forget the main character is voiced by Jack Black
i can promise dirty rice tips and teach you the recipe
now thats a match i can end on 
but if you find me and paradrop onto my location ill make dirty rice
i think i even have the stuff minus bell peppers
fucking lol players being toxic even when they dont play
aatrox jungle 
still crazy to me that league games can go on indefinitely
sighhh
not rnough
brother
i demand more
i wasnt even toxic against you
i was just baffled that a mid lane player picks kayle
what
is this bronze
what
what
except two champs
ill doodle miku with a gun if you do it
jhin and mel (farming easy mode)
hmmm can i make it my pfp
yes
okay bet
MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
speaking of doodling gesture practice is fucking hard
that one image of miku with a gun pressed to the back of the noid's head lives rent free in my head
man i wish league had global playability
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES OF NATURE
and it changed servers depending on the host
like how it should be
wrong game
no
have you seen a russian yet in lol
exactly
be thankful for what you have
they are on euwest no ?
i dont mean full on global
im talking like smth fortnite has
changing the server depending on the host
so for example you will still be on eu west
but i would be also able to play with you
letting me play on eu west
even tho i have high ping
instead of creating multiple accounts for every region
transfer account 
i thought they disabled that
no im not changing my account to euwest just to play with yall
and i forgot what my 2nd account was
i created a 2nd account during amazon prime days
to farm rp capsules
and gift my main a skin
but now i forgotten about that account
why are you blue
CLANG
i need to get a tablet is my big thing
then stay in turkey
i like doodling on pdn just for fun but i dont usually keep pencils and paper around
ill have fun here with uno and shiyon
not really a super dedicated drawler
thats fair
(havent played a single match with them)
You can make pixel art with just a mouse
id recommend getting a cheap pen tablet if you have a pc
im just lazy
not to mention digital art is FANTASTIC for the learning stage
dont wanna keep swapping between accounts
like when im sniping in games sometimes the dpi is bigger than the bad guys heads
just straight up more efficient
yeah thats why i want a tablet
also pencil and pen stuff just looks horrible when scanned or taken a picture of
as dumb as it sounds
yea thats fair
dont those drawing programms have a sensitivity setting
the one in my pfp i had to go over a billion times in pen to make look decent
u can get a serviceable one for like 60 bucks
ill look into mouse sensitivity stuff
but its really bad on this miku i drew in case azu does the essay
check dms
:>
https://i.imgur.com/Rvte0rO.png did this on paint just fucking around a while ago
my fingies hurt
the essay was peak btw
all those years of literature class payed off
the drawing is peak too
post it if you want its yours
gimme a sec
seap
wheres the one its this but fire
i can't tell if my new pillow is fucking up my sleep or not
always but that's just a height issue
ive just been struggling to get out of bed again since getting it
i would gladly lose at least a foot
im 5'9 and i wish i was 5'6
maybe like 30 cm
tall gang i understand entirely
you can also get height reduction/increase surgery but they straight up remove parts of ur bones
Depends how I sleep
lowkey need
like its unberable and makes you unable to walk for 8 months but apparently ppl say jts worth ut lol
or nod
too short to be tall
ive thought about height reduction and i dunno
i like being tall now
also i have really long nice legs i dont want to chop them up and make them disproportionate
like itd make them stumpier not shorter if that makes sense
I like my build bc my shoulders are pretty wide but if I was a bit shorter I could live out my dreams of being picked up like a cat
gulp
6'5" 😔 nobody picking my ass up
picks you up like a cat
Am just fat who has worked physical labor all my life
youll find someone and ask them and then theyll do it and youll go BWOAH SHIT THATS SCARY
trust
i wasted too long being sad about my height dont make my mistake
i weigh as much as half of someones dead lift
now that i think about that i need to get fatter
i have plenty of other things to be self conscious about, my height is just a constant reminder of gravity
holy fucking shit that pumpkin js crazy
the grower
gaining a lil weight is always nice bc foods awesome
I gotta pack on 30 pounds this year

i could be heavier but feeding myself is expensive
truth nuke
I bench ur weight what the hell
same
but like
SOMEONE COULD JUST
REMOVE ME FROM THE EARTh
I NEED TO STAY GROUNDED
I bet my calves are bigger than your waist 
no tiny bullying
:<
built in elytra
i do have a tiny waist
Naah, we keep azu safe
from what
you
gyms also fucking awesome 
Azu has ops for sure
kate is our enemy
im evil
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
its true i was the car
why are u still on that
😭
cus its in recent memory now
and evil
also it sucked i havent fully processed the trauma
Man i wish i had 24/7 gym at town.
I had a girl who ghosted me a bit back but im going to see iron lung w friends which inadvertently includes her but now I have like 30 extra pounds of muscle so I get to show up and show her what she missed out on

honestly you can do about everything w kettlebells
uh oh.
oh yeah iron lung movie
if shes like omg hey been a while.... be like nah
I know but ive chosen physical labor as my path
meow alarms and meow surprises
Theres no reps until failure there
i wish i went to minecraft with my friends before i left
i was like this shits gonna suck
but it sucked in an awesome way
ngl random construction workers be built
They've done your average gym week in the 1st hour

what the fuck
Framing guys usually built different
ngl ive thought about trying out construction
good exercises and pay, I just dont like oldheads
ive known a lot of construction workers and most of them are assholes
contract work is fine if you are good at keeping your head down
DREADED seeing those mfs come in when I was a server
dam girl are you a construction worker
always came in grumpy after work and drank alot
because you are builiding
they just kind of spend all day hating each other but not being able to admit it and then take it out on everyone
i hate you
menace cool
agartha soldier
indian champion
wot
The cece files were released
Hey everyone! I originally wasn't planning on posting this, but the first screenshot kinda messed with my vibes a bit. So here it is...
https://t.co/Z5NjxpKGt2

Banger pfp, azu
I love online drama
Kingsman made around 30k on his last stream, and got 100k new followers
tldr
Sometimes the Internet is good
sometimes you just need a little spark
what topic
to burn the whole world down
is this about the guy getting banned from a tournament for telling a girl to play a different character
The Marvel rival stuff
ah
Yes
Girls proceeded to make fun of him for wanting to pay for college and the girl he carried in ranked who bragged with her rank, compared him to israel
Saying something like supporting kingsam, lmao Support like he is Israel or something
guy joins a tournament to win 40k dollars for his collage fund and gets scrimmed on a 4 girl team. Guy suggests to one of the players "maybe swap to smth else besides widow" and because of this the girls bully him and kicks him off the team because "he was ruining the team vibes" and the widow otp goes 0-5-0
the guy is rank 1 on magik btw

@craggy oriole
she drew it
give your compliments to the chef
Me when I play for the vibes
Some Company ended partnership with one of them and is now doing one with kingsman lmao
On a 40k cash price

what's otp in that context
one trick pony
only playing a single champ
MESOPOTAMIA 
Ein Trick pferd

THIS POST WAS MADE BY SCREW THE SUMMERIAN GANG
and being """"""""good"""""""" at it
yep
I mean its not even the 0 5 thats bad
Its the 0 5 0
How the fuck do you get zero assists
200 ping is like actually 1 second difference
I thought 2
Now im confused
and the vibes
How does time work

Its fucking 5 am cut my brain some slack
yes yes
is this mf serious
Tbh i couldn’t careless about the whole thing
"usually i'd be mature"
It makes me happy
Because assholes got what they deserved and he is happy
Thats cool
Ye
I like online drama
its senseless drama and no one gives a shit
Casual set back for women in gaming
Can this be added to gamma?

!topic
@astral junco
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
No good
what if woman made of goulash? 
I eat woman
Clowning
W
I like goulash
This is why I have ad block
Oh also I think that’s irrelevant to what I posted but okay goy
You know what suprises me the most
Stfu goy 2

Why do These people always have chats of them being assholes
WOAH

CAN WE JUST SAY THAT?
I dont know These magic curses

I’m not Jewish lol
Oh lemme correct it then
the drama got so big
its popular on every media rn
fucking cs creators and league creators are talking about it
Me when I don't want to admit that I was being fucking awful to the person carrying me who needed the money I was in a tournament for even after multiple people corroborated that I said some vile shit when I was muted.

"usually i'd be mature"
When you have to talk about being mature, youre not mature
Im pretty Sure that woman doesnt like goulash

YOUR DAD DIDNT NUT ENOUGH
DW, I get free ammunition against her by saying "Oh hey it's the dumb bitch who somehow got 0 kills and assists on widow"
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Like I could not fathom getting 0 assists while the other DPS is popping off even on 170 ping, which isn't actually that bad.
I don’t know what you are talking about
wait i just fucking noticed
kingsman didnt even have a fucking twitter before this
@pallid sapphire
L m a o
bro had to make a twitter account for ts 🥀
lets be clear
You can basically deliver Hits by Letter with 200 ms
Einstein wrote his theory in 200ms
You are literally living in the past at this point
I cant play with anything aboveee
Hm
50-60
But i could make Hits yeah, she dumbdumb
damn i lowk suck ass
And you could still get an assist
at the end of the day it's just video games
Not for 40k it aint
average league mentality
euw


spend almost an hour trying to make fable 3 work on pc
look inside
realized i fucked up and it crashes on start up so i gotta redo all of it
you can't witness me sucking so much ass
birb was fable shown today
in stream
Add zhe gexrdy
yes

you will lose
hapi for u
Doesnt matter
we win
no morality character morphing
we lose
Or very early depends
brothers account
i'll add you when we next play
bros can't even insult directly anymore 
Oke
fuckin
his account is chat restricted
I honestly had to supress the urge to say kys so much today in lol
Because i just say it whenever here now
according to him
there was a senna spamming and talking shit in aram
he said "retarded black woman" and got chat banned 
jfc, you gotta be more creative
according to the mute message tho that wasn't the reason
the reason was he said "im in his pooh"
I could say you french Baguette Sucking idiot but as soon as i say kys its not ok
Blasphemy

back in my day i used to type slurs in aram chat at 4am
and not even get muted
and this was like 5ish years ago
not that long
Ngl when youre brother replied with "DW Gang" is was like ew
He seems a bit retarded
he kinda is
How old is he
22
Oh it's terminal
yea
Oh lmao i was 22 3 weeks ago
happy birthday
Yeah yeah one year closer to rest
Yippie yippie
Surviving in germany, what a deed!

I hate birthdays ngl
fuck did i do to you
Fuck you!
sadam
he can rui-
simpking
MICHEAL JACKSON NOOOOOOOOO
he's done with ts
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I am planning to make a full stop motion ...
i have hundreds of twitter shit posts
that vid even has a comment from me
youtube like farming smh
pickled fish
fished pickles
bro
911 joke
Ban youyou
Dude i know was named homophøbe
And something like shesaidshewas18
back in the day
its just be death to all turks kurwa or something like that
ew ne was a region of all time
what dur helldiver

i need a nobble prize for playing the shaco clone
i still got it in that department at least
wtf is this shit bruv
bobux
better helldivers
what is this bruv 😭
...
Got his sorry ass mid swing 
woah league has headpats?
always did
i didn't know they brought back honoring enemies and accidentally did it
they removed my honor ban for it 
they saw you posessed the spirit
listeninf to this at 7am while at bus stop
feels like im about to fight the local homeless dude
"by accident"
ivan
yes
implode
HOW
no
okay
i won't
puts you in the delta p device
can i be the culprit
we can negotiate that
ok tahm kench is fun af @oblique belfry
@pliant chasm @craggy oriole
tahm bench
unbench the kench
purple heart
i ghosted him on insta is why he pings me

@pliant chasm tahm the local big country boy
tf do u want me to say to furry femboy thirst traps
u like em
so i send em
yeye right
💀
delulu hoe
azu why are you talking to this chaser
helps me do cardio
thats a good point
i hate cardio
should i make coffee at 11pm
big frog
i can sleep on coffee just always feels like a waste
not that kind
the other kind
@pliant chasm
AND IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM THE DARK LORD SAURON
FORGED IN SECRET...A MASTER RING 🗣️
PIKMIN
its happening?
ooh when
dibuja a mi oc
Hopefully this feb
Now how do you build a car in this game...
jesus yall planning it like a court ruling
chat should i do it
Do what
happy firestar friday maru
you stupid
you dont mean that
I do
silly kitty
@uneven sapphire
i am free yes
hes spinning a baddie
me and farfalla need a third
not free for psyops
nah video games
what game
krunker royale
no
krunker strike
honk mimimimi
me when i thought i heard someone say they think im cool and hot and wants to buy me a car

you need a lobotomy
no i need 27 million dollars
how about 89
89 million iranian rial coming your way
even though its not 27 million dollars i appreciate your gift
uh
you take cheques?
yea

me
huh? wha?
haiii!
Its Ya
wait can you get bots in league ?
ya be like excuse me?
??
Not dev created in public matches outside of vs AI or special modes
i got a lulu bot on my team
What u yabbin for
gg
italy wasnt working out for me so i decided to get a soldier job in africa
they forgot to tie my hands so im just doing this out of niceites
then what is this
this lulu is 5/3 lmao
fuckass general woke me up from my nap so i KILT him
Lulu came to murder
The yabi
onhit lulu is funny shit
because I can tell first item was kraken slayer
then beserkers and probably blade of the ruined king next
it was lmao
Not sure if bad player or actual bot 
dude was actually putting in work
YOU WILL PLAY MY SLOP AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT
ok so the soldier gig wasnt for me im going to try this masseur thing out with this cilent in the same area
🤤 slop...
guys i fucked up
Muahahahha
i dont think thats supposed to be like that
maybe a career in hospitality
dont get caught out by the suspicious women on the streets
they may not be women at all
die chasers
radyboyyyyy
was that when you lost your chiropractor license?
license?
"youre supposed to have a license?"
You had a license, right?
"i thought it was like crystal healing"
right?
dudley dooright ass fit
aw yeah now this is what im talkin bout
How do you get access to #╓☢stalker-chat ?
spend time in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat first
check out this view
i had to kill for this view
couldnt bring my suit its at the cleaners :(
and my silverballers are in the dishwasher
you seem like you know the word of hyrax

I started working on this just over 7 months ago when the meme was still being used. I finally finished it less than ten minutes ago.
the song is Money for Dope by They Might Be Giants
his balls are washed
my balls are washing
Waking up and joining offtopic here is not a good way to start a day
Fr
not with that attitude
Big W
And i don't feel like shit
I ma sleeping maybe 5 hours max
This reminds me, I haven't took even one power nap this week

I can already feel the sleep deficiency creeping up
I did and it almost fucked up my sleepschedule which was in progress of being fixed
I am waking up 5 am every day
No matter if it's day off or working one
My body is like "fuck you we are getting up"

i have a lot of sleep disorder but i never really feel fatigued
oh i feel it, just not from disordered sleep
but idk as long as youre doing something you can power through it
sorry wasnt trying to give advice just kind of spaced out there a sec
Nah nah it's okay, I was just joshing around
Mood
Sometimes i just wake up at 3 am
Or 5
And i know it's going to be a shit day
Staring in the ceiling
thats the shit that makes it hard for me to hold a real job and not this doordash bullshit
Scared of picking up my phone to know what hour it is
oh m ygod
at the shelter people called in all the time
i still have anxiety about the phone
My best way of dealing with waking up at night is to try to watch a video on YT or try to game a bit
Instant "I am fucking sleepy" in less than 20 minutes
i worked 12 hour shifts and people would like have me work 20 hours a lot
there was one day i almost just slept there cus i had to be back for another shift in 8 hours
Every worked at the tourism department?
dont give to the salvation army the money does not go to the shelters
Waiter, bartender, Hotels etc?
nah
Yeah
ok 20 hour shifts all the time doing high stress stuff and then sitting around all night being normal
About that.
Sometimes my body and brain fucking lie
Cause we had a lot of guests who liked to party to like 4 am
And then there is breakfast 7.30 am
ive worked in a kitchen i know that life and i know long days cus of it but i dunno man i was on some straight up unhealthy stuff
I loved to steal like an hour or two of sleep when I could lock myself in a janitor closet during noon break

Had blankets and big pillow hidden too
i had a nap setup on the floor in the next room
was normal for you to be doing some kind of work in the back room so if someone was looking for you theyd knock on the door
also the door was loud if anyone left and they needed to be let back in
Now having a typical 7am -3 pm work is like a life changer
Entire rest of the day just for me
wait where do you live
Poland
man i bet a bakery has its ups and downs
90% shops and markets are open since 7-8 am
whats the biggest thing nobody thinks about but is big in a bakery
@real aspen
Well going to work 3 am cause you gotta start making fresh shit for 4 am delivery is tough

Gotta get used to it
Ya better add more serek to those drożdżówka next time
I bought one yesterday and there was almost no serek
its gross

Send me one bajilion beryls 
we had these big blocks of lard that were like 25 pounds
had to cut them into chunks with a spatula which was pretty fun
then dump them in the donut fryer
but god if your gloves ripped your hand would be greasy all day











